The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 4, Episode 35 - The Slap - full transcript

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan

No?

No, I don't think USBing
will replace the high-five.

Maybe it's the name.

What about "digit dogging"?

I don't think
the name's the problem.

Although, admittedly,
that name would be a problem.

Ooh! How about
a more manly version

of the classic
French greeting?

Okay, do this.



[ SMOOCHES ]

And now you kiss my guns.

Too manly?

Yeah.

What about "The Dog Salute"?

[ BARKS ]

Eh... maybe?

[ SNIFFING ]
What's that?

They're sniffing
each other's backsides.

Eh, I suppose that's still
better than what Tobias does.

What does he do?

Starts kind of normal
with the high-five,

but then right after,
he gives you a slap on the butt.

That's outrageous!



Exactly the sort of
unpleasant macho behavior

that my new greeting
will eliminate.

[ SCOFFS ]
The nerve!

[ SIGHS ]
Here he comes.

[ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]
Hey!

[ SMACK! ]
Oh!

Hey, Idaho, my bro-tato.

[ SMACK! ]
Aaaah!

[ THUD ]
Alan, my man!

[ BONK! ]
Ohhh!

Hey, big guy.

Put it right there.

[ SMACK! ]
[ GRUNTS ]

[ WHISTLE! ]
Hey, dude, gimme some fin!

[ SMACK! ]

Hey, man.

What? He did it to everyone
except you.

Psht, yeah. He knew I wouldn't,
like, take that, you know?

You're lucky.

You're literally the only guy
he doesn't do it to.

[ SMACK! ]
Yeah, I know.
I'm... I'm lucky.

Mm. Yeah.

Okay, that's time.
Wrap it up.

Good game! Well played.
[ SMACK! ]

[ SMACK! ]
Catch you later.

Uh...

Good job!

[ WHOOP! ]
Uh...

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ THUD! ]
[ GROANS ]

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

I'm telling you, man.

Masami winked at me
this morning.

She went like this...

Technically, if you close
both eyes, it's blinking.

Nah, double the winks,
double the trouble dude.

Anyway, catch you later.

I got to go
wiggle my eyebrows at her.

[ SLAP! ]
Oh!

Oh, hey, man.

Oh. Heh.

Hey.

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

Uh, yeah, uh...

Got to go.
Heh.

[ GRUMBLES ] You will slap
my butt today, Tobias Wilson,

even if it's the last thing
you do!

Wait, if it is the last thing
he does today,

it would probably be at bedtime,
which is kind of weird.

Rephrase!
[ REWINDS ]

Even if it's
the last thing you do...

before the end of school.

[ PANTING ] Hey.

Hey.

Hey... again.

Uh, see you later.
Heh.

Aren't you
forgetting something?

No, uh...
I don't think so.

Heh.
See ya.

[ TING! TING! ]

[ BLOOP! ]

Eh, eh, ehhhhh!

Aw, come on!

[ WHIP! ]
[ SMACK! ]

[ THUD! ]

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CHOKES ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ SLAP! ]
[ GASPS ]

[ SIGHS ]

Mm-hmm.

[ CHOKES ]

Help! Help!

[ GAGS ]

One moment.

HECTOR: I got this.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

Aah!
[ CRACK! ]

[ SQUEAK! ]
[ THUD! ]

♪

[ FLUTE PLAYS ]

[ TRUMPET PLAYS ]

[ DRUMS PLAY ]

[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]

[ FLY BUZZING ]

Ah-ha!

[ CRASH! ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GASPS ]

Dude,
what are you doing?

I don't know anymore.

[ SIGHS ]
Maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm just not good enough.

♪ Is my butt not hurt?

♪ Is it not inviting?

♪ And is that the reason
for Tobias' slighting? ♪

♪ I only want a pat

♪ Just a tiny bump

♪ A casual little "Hey, there"

♪ For my lonely rump

♪ I feel I have a duty
to defend my sad behind ♪

♪ It's not the finest booty,
but it has feelings ♪

♪ So do I

♪ I don't want to sound whiny,
but I feel bad for my heinie ♪

♪ I just needed someone here
who would gently touch my rear ♪

♪ To be friendly, to be fair

♪ To respect my derriere

♪ I'll just give up and cry

♪ My lonely backside and I...

I'm not sure
that warranted a song.

Look, maybe you should just
let it slide for once.

I know it's not easy,
but you've still got me.

I'm here to help.

[ SNIFFLES ]
Thanks, dude.

I knew I could rely on you.

When I said "help",
I didn't mean

help you trick Tobias
into slapping your butt.

Shh!
Here he comes.

[ WHISTLING ]

So when he goes
to give you the slap,

you jump out of the way
and I get it.

[ SLAP! ]
[ SIGHS ]

Dude.
Do you really...

[ GRUNTS ]

Hey, what's happening,
Darwizzle?

[ SLOW-MOTION ] Nooooooooooo!

Noooooooo!!!!

Now he'll never slap me
on the... oh, wait.

It still counts
if he's unconscious, right?

Yeah, it counts.

And I just realized this is
wrong on so many levels.

[ SIGHS ]

If it means so much to you,

why don't you
ask Tobias directly?

Hey! I'm not a beggar!
I'm a chooser.

Maybe he thinks you guys
aren't friends enough

for this kind of...

contact.

So you're telling me
I need to

lure this hopeless fool into
deadly web of my friendship.

You're making
it sound creepy.

How about you just
be nice to him?

Yes. Gain his confidence
then stab him in the heart

with a burning blade
of my friendship.

Yeah,
that sounds even worse.

Infiltrate his tender heart so
he will lay his hand on my...

You know what? Let's just skip
to the moment when you fail.

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

[ CREEPILY ] Here, friend.

Have some of my dessert.

Lap it up.
Lap it up good.

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ SPITS ] Look, buddy,
if you don't back off,

I'm gonna have to
get physical.

Yes! Use your anger
and fall into my trap, you worm!

I haven't touched you,

and I already feel like
I need to wash this hand.

Or we can just
take it slow!

You know, you can't just
force friendship like that.

It takes time and a lot of
shared experiences.

You're right.
Nobody remembers the good times.

It's the really bad times
that bring people together.

Yeah, you see,
you're missing the point again.

I will put Tobias through
such an emotionally scarring,

physically grueling experience
that he won't

slap my butt when it's over,
he'll kiss it.

Wait! What the...
Where are you going?!

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

Uh, Masami, uh, are you there?

"Dear Tobias, meet me
on the roof after school.

Double wink, Masami.

P.S. Clip your nails."

What?

[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
No, no, no, no, no!

The door! The door!

What are you doing here?

What took you so long?

I put that note in your locker
two days ago!

Well, you're supposed
to let girls wait.

Otherwise, it makes you
look too despera...

Wait a minute.
You tricked me!

Yes. But that's
completely irrelevant now.

We're trapped up here,

and nobody's gonna be here
until Monday morning!

What are we gonna do?!

We'll do what
real men do... survive!

[ GRUNTING ]
[ GROWLING ]

No-ho-ho!
What are you doing?!

We both know it's gonna
happen at some point,

and I'm clearly
the alpha here.

[ MUNCHING ]
I'm the one who hasn't eaten
for two days!

[ BOTH MUNCHING ]

This isn't working.

[ WRETCHES ]

There's only one thing
for it.

We're gonna have to
work together.

♪ Companionship is needed

♪ When you're in a rut

♪ And when you have succeeded,
you can slap each other's... ♪

♪ Back!

♪ You got to do what you can,
you got to make a new plan ♪

♪ And then you will survive

♪ You got to
work with your buddy ♪

♪ When the situation's cruddy

♪ And you might just
stay alive ♪

♪ This seemed a good idea

♪ But I think I should've
stopped ya ♪

♪ The end is getting near

♪ What we need's a helicopter

♪ We got to signal the guy
so he can see it from the sky ♪

♪ And then we will survive

I got a spare leg!

Just throw it away.

Need help?
No! I'm fine, thank you.

What were we thinking?
Oh, this is your fault!

Why would you put
a question mark at the end?

♪ So we're both gonna croak
from the rain or sun stroke ♪

♪ 'Cause friendship's
not enough ♪

♪ You can forget the bromance

♪ 'Cause we stand
a better chance ♪

♪ With actual survival stuff

[ BIRDS CAWING ]

We're not gonna make it,

and we're in this
mess because of you!

You're a-a-a fool!

Yeah? Well, you look like
a clown's armpit.

That's hurtful
because it's true.

Well, your legs are so short,
you hover when you break wind!

[ BOTH WHIMPER ]

Okay, it's full.
[ SLURPS ]

How does it taste?

Better than the other option.

We're never
gonna survive this.

But before it's over,
at least tell me, why?

All I wanted was one of
your little butt slaps.

But I thought
you would hate that.

I just wanted to be included,
and it got out of hand.

And now I have to pay my taxes
to this giant nostril.

What?

I usually file through my
accountant, but he's in Boca.

Dude, I think
you're hallucinating.

And your face looks like a cat,
but not enough.

Yeah, you don't look
too good yourself.

[ WHISPERING ] I think...

this is the end.

I see...

I see the grim reaper.

He looks like a high-school
dropout Chicken Kiev.

Hey, I didn't drop out,
I flunked out.

Whatcha doing?

Me and Darwin have been looking
for you guys for days.

What took you so long?!

You ran away before telling me
where you were going!

I think this whole experience
can teach you a valuable lesson.

You should never
hound a friend

just to get them
to slap your butt.

Darwin, thank you.

Thank you for reminding me
the point of all this!

I had completely forgotten.

I have to get him
to slap my butt!

[ GROANS ]

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]

Hey!

[ SMACK! ]
Hey, man.

[ SMACK! ]

Hey, G-ball,
how you doing?

[ SMACK! ]
Oh!

[ SMACK! ]
How dare you!

You've got some nerve,
young man!

There are rules
in this society,

and casually slapping people's
butts is not one of them!

Someone has to take a stand...
[ SMACK! ]

Corrected & Synced by Bakugan