The Amazing World of Gumball (2011–…): Season 4, Episode 38 - The Compilation - full transcript

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Corrected & Synced by Bakugan

[ UKULELE PLAYING ]

♪

[ BOING!, CANNED LAUGHTER ]

[ BOING! ]

[ POING, HONK, BOOP! ]

[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]

[ FART! ]

Ma'am, do you find the
new speed bumps

in your neighborhood
a nuisance?



Yes. I believe
these imported speed bumps

do not fit
the regulation standards.

[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]

Aah!!

GUMBALL: [ HIGH-PITCHED ]
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
[ HISSING ]

I'm very hungry today.

Let's make something to eat.

Mmm!

This looks deli...

Aaah!!

It's back flip time!

One... two... three...

[ GRUNTS ]

[ MUFFLED ]



[ GASPS ]
[ FART! ]

It's back flip time!
Again.

One... two... three...

[ GRUNTS ]

[ SQUISH ]

Okay.
It's back flip time.

This time it'll work.

One, two, three!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ WHISTLING ]

[ WEAKLY ] Ta-da...

[ TUBA PLAYING ]

[ TUBA STOPS ]

[ TUBA RESUMES ]

Hey!

[ TUBA SQUEALS ]

[ SNEEZE, RIMSHOT! ]

[ GASPS ]

[ GASPS LOUDLY ]

No. No!

Oh, no!

Grandmaaa!!

TOGETHER:
Silly face challenge!

Nose baby!
[ GRUNTS ]

Lips monster!
[ GRUNTS ]

Sassy gangster!
[ SMOOCHES ]

Space Grinch!
[ GRUNTS ]

Chin creature!

Aah!

And... I think we have
our winner.

TOGETHER:
Belching challenge!

[ BOTH BURPING ]

I think
we have our winner.

TOGETHER:
High-pitched voice challenge!

[ VOICES GETTING HIGHER ]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ GASPS ]
aaaaaaaaaah!

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

Oh, no!
I broke the camera!

I don't think
it was the camera.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

[ STATIC ]

Hi, guys, this is
my new phone-unboxing video.

My old phone told me
it needed an update,

so I followed it's advice,
threw it away,

and my dad bought me a new one.

Here comes the moment of truth.

[ IMITATING TRUMPETING ]

Whoo! Dry ice!

That's new! They really know
how to make it spectacular.

And here it is, the new...

[ SQUISH! ]

What... what the...?

What is that?!

Okay, so, yeah,
after a little research,

I discovered what happened
to my package.

Looks like it was dispatched
to the wrong address.

[ HEART MONITOR BEEPING ]
Clamp.

Kidney.

[ CELLPHONE BUZZING,
HEART MONITOR FLAT LINES ]

TOGETHER: Hey, dude.

[ POINK! ]
[ BOTH MURMUR ]

[ IMITATE AIRPLANE FLYING,
CRASHING ]

Huh? Ahh.

[ SMOOCH, SMOOCH ]

[ SLAPPING ]

[ LAUGH HAUGHTILY ]

Aaah!

[ IMITATING BEATING HEART ]

[ CHOMP ] Mmm!

[ WHISTLES, IMITATING "THE GOOD,
THE BAD, AND THE UGLY" THEME ]

Gotcha.

All right. Bye.

See you later.

I love butter, but "science"
claims the body is not designed

to consume only butter.

[ PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
Well, man has
been known to overcome

every great obstacle
in his existence.

We've been on the moon,
and proved the Earth is flat,

and Albert Einstein brought
a guy named Frank

back from the grave,
so I'll tell you what...

Real science is not taking "no"
for an answer.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you... Buttersmear!

It's the combined tastes of
all the essential food groups.

Burgers, bacon, sausage, and
fries, bacon, burritos, curries,

bacon, bacon, bacon,
all in one healthy,

yet delicious, yellow spread.

I've eaten Buttersmear
every meal for 11 days now,

and I feel no ill side effects
at all.

In fact, I've lost feeling
in my entire body.

Pledge today to help me
push mankind one step further!

Mmm!
Buttersmear...

Makes everything taste
a little bit butter.

[ THUMP! ]
[ COMPUTER CLICKING ]

[ MUFFLED ]
If you're watching this video,

please call an ambulance.

♪

All right, everyone.

Let me show you how you can go
from this... to this.

First, let's get
this heart pumping.

Start with squats.

It's gonna go fast,
so just try to follow my moves.

And one and two and three
and four.

Feel the burn.
That's right.

Now for some sit-ups.

[ STRAINING ] And one and two
and three and four.

[ PANTING ]

Let's keep going.
Push-ups!

And one and two... now
you're working... and three...

[ GRUNTS ]

And four.
Well done, everyone.

In my next video, we'll be going
into more acrobatic exercises.

Here's a little teaser...
Back flip.

[ GRUNTING ]

This was four steps to get
in shape with Coach Russo.

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[ SNIFFS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ SNIFFS ]

[ SLOOP! ]

Hey!
[ WHIMPERS ]

Uh, no, no, no, no!
[ SNIFFS ]

[ SLOOP! ]
Hey!

[ SLOOOOOP! ]

No!
[ SLUMP! ]

[ SLOOOP! ]

[ STAMMERING ]
Hey, hey, hey!
[ SLUMP! ]

Back off! Bad boy!

[ SLOOP! ]

Hey!
[ SLUMP! ]

[ SLOOP, SLUMP! ]
[ PITCH RAISING, LOWERING ]
Ahhhhhhhh!

[ SLOOP, SLUMP! ]
Hey!

[ SLOOP, SLUMP! ]
Hey!

[ SLOOP, SLUMP! ]
Hey!

[ SLOOOOOOOOP! ]
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Hey. Hey.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

[ SLOOP! ]
No!!

[ BLOWING HARD ]

G-go away!
[ BLOWING HARD ]

Fine,
you asked for it!

[ GRUNTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]

[ YELPS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]
Aah!!

[ UKULELE PLAYING ]

♪ You're my half-brother
and my fully-fledged friend ♪

♪ Be buddies forever
from beginning to the end ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

♪ Don't have to look beside me
to know that you are there ♪

♪ If two things act as one,
are they still a pair? ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

♪ I'm the sugar,
you're the lemons ♪

♪ We're a weird lemonade

♪ But your the brothers
that I'd never trade ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

♪ You're my right-hand guy
and the shoulder that I cry on ♪

♪ My brain's beyond confused,
and I'm to lean a while on ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody's weird
like you and me ♪

ALL: ♪ You can walk, run, swim,
roll, hop, skip, or fly ♪

♪ If we're going different ways,
you're my kind of guy ♪

♪ Difference doesn't matter,
if nobody's the same ♪

♪ There's no two clouds alike
in the great, big sky ♪

[ ELECTRONIC VOICE ]
♪ You can be a robot

♪ A banana
♪ A T-Rex

♪ A half-a-sandwich

♪ A flaming ball
♪ A missing link

♪ Or your mom could be a witch

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
just like Sussie ♪

♪ If you're fragile
as paper! ♪

♪ Or made of nothing at all

♪ You still wont' be as weird
as a potato head ♪

♪ Or a flying eyeball

[ LOW-PITCHED ]
♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

♪ Your age doesn't matter,
it's only skin-deep ♪

♪ And when I'm around you, Jojo,
my pacemaker skips a beat ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

[ WHOOSH! ]

♪ So, don't' be scared to come
out of your shell, too ♪

♪ There's always someone
out there to love the real you ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

ALL: ♪ You can walk, run, swim,
roll, hop, skip, or fly ♪

♪ If we're going different ways,
you're my kind of guy ♪

♪ Difference doesn't matter
if nobody's the same ♪

♪ The same is for every star
in the great, big sky ♪

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do-do,
do, do-do-do ♪

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do-do,
do, do-do-do ♪

♪ Nobody's a nobody

♪ And everybody is weird
like you and me ♪

♪ Weird like you and me

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Corrected & Synced by Bakugan