The Accidental Couple (That Fool) (2009–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript

I'm sorry for taking up your time like this.

Sang Cheol

still can't forget about the bike you bought him.

Sang Cheol, I'm dizzy.

One, two, voila!

Han Ji Su's Fianc? Performs Act of Generosity.

Ms. Cha, can you let me off in front of the store?

I need to buy something.

I'll wait here.

There's no need. Just go.

This is near my place. I can get home by myself.



I'll see you later, Ms. Han.

Huh?

Ji Su.

I can buy it myself.

This is the most expensive one, so it's got to be the best.

Take this one.

I'm not that hairy,

so I don't need anything this expensive.

This one's good enough.

Just buy the expensive one.

We'll take this one.

Okay.

I really don't need an expensive one.

Hello, kitty.



It's good that I ran into you.

Do you know what this is?

It's an electric razor?

That's right.

Now, guess who bought it for me.

Han Ji Su?

That's right.

She bought it for me by herself, at the store.

This was the most expensive one there.

Come visit me sometime if you ever need a shave.

Wow!

So this is the razor?

This is the most expensive one, so it's got to be the best.

Take this one.

Gu Dong Baek, Korea's most famous Internet celebrity, is here!

What do you mean?

Whose idea was it?

Whose idea was it to give out bicycles

to less fortunate children?

How did you know about the bicycles?

It's all over the Internet.

People are going crazy.

Really?

I wonder who posted it.

Did you buy a razor?

This looks really expensive.

Why did you spend so much money when you don't even have much hair?

Give that to me.

Ji Su bought it for me.

- Ji Su? - Yeah.

Shouldn't you have given Gu Dong Baek a warning?

What do you mean?

He is needlessly exposing himself to the public.

Did you hear about the bicycles?

He probably didn't know it would cause such a commotion.

The video was posted by a coworker.

Are you sticking up for him?

You are now having to marry him because he was recorded by Mr. Baek.

And yet, he's still causing such a commotion.

He could make another mistake.

That was the only mistake he made.

Ji Su.

I don't like the fact that I fought with Sang Cheol in front of him

and showed that side of me.

I don't like that at all.

But he did it out of consideration for me,

and I'm grateful for that.

So how can I get angry at him?

How can I warn him not to do that again?

There's still a lot of time until the election. He is making me worried.

We shouldn't have involved such an amateur in this matter.

I should get going now.

All we talked about today was Dong Baek.

I'll call you.

Dong Baek, that devil!

He sold all these insurance policies in such a short period of time!

Mr. Ko.

Yes, director?

I need a word with you.

An award?

Keep it down.

Yes, sir.

I don't want people to think that

I'm using my position as director in order to

become closer to Han Ji Su.

I guess

people could think that.

Don't you think he deserves an award

for improving the image of our post office?

You're right, sir. He deserves an award.

So you agree with me.

Then you hand in a recommendation

to me saying that Dong Baek deserves an award,

and we'll announce it before this morning is over.

How many bicycles were there?

There must have been hundreds.

There were quite a few.

It's still all over the Internet.

Thank you.

Dong Baek!

Here you are.

You'll be receiving an award from the director.

An award?

I told the director that your donation of bicycles

deserved an award,

and he agreed with me.

Wow! Congratulations!

I didn't do it to receive an award.

You did such a great thing.

You deserve a thumbs up.

Actually, one thumb isn't enough.

Here's another one.

Isn't this what Brazilian farmers do at orange farms

when they find a good orange?

Thumbs up!

That's funny, Dong Baek.

Very funny.

You're here.

Where are you going to have Han Ji Su

and her husband live after they get married?

I'll take care of that.

Have you purchased a house?

Did you call me here to ask me that?

Your future father-in-law is a very thorough person.

He'll check where they live and whether they've registered their marriage.

You have to be thorough.

So you want them to register their marriage?

Reporter's Seat.

Press Conference Announcing Han Ji Su's Marriage.

The wedding will be held in the near future, before the election.

The ceremony will be a simple affair

with only a few close friends in attendance.

We'll say that Ji Su can't go on a honeymoon because of her movie shoot.

And after the election, we will have the couple divorce.

So they'll even get married?

Let's see how far they are willing to go.

The reporters are going to ask you a lot of questions.

Just give them the answers that we've prepared.

Okay.

And Ji Su will answer the difficult questions for you.

Okay.

They are matching rings.

An engaged couple should be wearing matching rings.

Okay.

This one's yours.

Do I have to keep this on?

If you can.

I understand.

Yeong Yeong.

Here.

Oh, the ring.

Let us through!

Ms. Han!

Get out of here!

Are you proposing to her?

Take pictures!

Thank you.

Congratulations!

We'll begin the press conference.

Let's head to the conference room.

Let's go.

Get up.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Can you pose affectionately for us?

Can you show us your rings?

Show us yours, Mr. Gu.

My hands look ugly because I practiced

kungfu when I was young.

You practiced kungfu?

Then can you show us a move?

Huh?

It was such a long time ago that I don't know if I remember how to.

This is the preying mantis.

Do it with your left hand so we can see the ring.

Okay.

Over here!

Over here!

Can you show us, too?

It's only been three months since you started dating.

Is there a reason you are rushing into marriage?

You're wondering if I'm pregnant, aren't you?

All of those rumours are false.

The most important factor in deciding to marry someone...

Why are you watching that, dad?

Are you a fan of Han Ji Su?

Huh? Yes, honey. I'm a fan.

Really?

What do you like most about your fianc?

Dong Baek has a kind

and beautiful heart, just like the camellia he's named after.

We will end this press conference now.

Thank you for your interest and support.

Let's go.

Goodbye.

Let me ask you one more question.

I'm sorry.

You can read about the specifics in the press release.

I've read the press release, but it doesn't have the information.

Ms. Han, do you plan to register your marriage?

Everyone in Korea knows that we're getting married,

so is there any reason not to register our marriage?

We are going to register our marriage.

Anyway, I'm left to wonder why you would ask such a question.

It's because it's the trend amongst young people to not register

their marriage because they break up so easily.

But I guess you are registering your marriage.

I understand.

Let's go.

I'd like to ask one final question to Mr. Gu.

He is sweating up a storm.

Mr. Gu, you and Ms. Han come from very different backgrounds.

Don't Ms. Han's parents oppose the marriage?

What did your father-in-law say about this?

My father-in-law?

As some of you know, I don't have a father.

That's right.

And I think that's a question I should answer.

My mother's out of the country,

so I called her and she's delighted with Dong Baek.

Where exactly is she, Dong Baek?

In America.

That's right. She's in America.

I'm sorry, but we're running a little late.

We should get going now.

I plan to cover your marriage until the end. I wish you happiness.

Is your mother really in America?

I just said the first country that came to mind.

We'll just say that she's in America.

It doesn't matter.

Really?

I just get so tense whenever I see Mr. Baek.

Anyway, I didn't know you didn't have a father, Ms. Han.

I'm sorry.

I should have told you earlier. It's my fault.

It's all right.

Everything worked out in the end.

I'm so relieved.

I sweated so much that I'm completely drenched.

Did I do well?

Did I?

We're here. Thanks for the ride.

It's my sister, Min Ji.

Why don't you say hi to her? I'll stay in the van.

It's so nice to meet you.

Hello.

Min Ji.

Ji Su.

Thank you.

Thank you for marrying my brother.

I'll go get some bananas.

Min Ji!

Get the expensive bananas, not the cheap ones.

I was going to do that.

My sister and I live here together.

She does the housework, so the place is a mess.

Oh.

The electric razor you bought me is fantastic.

I see.

I'm so lucky these days.

You gave me a razor and the director

wants to give me an award.

Really?

Yes.

A magpie's chirping.

That means we have a welcomed guest.

Or maybe that's a crow.

Your flowers have bloomed.

When did they bloom?

Anyway, back at the press conference,

how did you know that I was named after the camellia?

So it's true?

I just took a wild guess.

So it was a wild guess?

My mother's from Yeosu,

and she named me after the camellias she saw on Odong Island.

Can you believe she named me after a flower?

My mother must have been crazy.

The sky is square.

You're right!

The leaves and the roof

make it look square.

I haven't seen the sky in such a long while.

It's nice to sit here and look at the sky.

Really?

Shouldn't we get going, Ji Su?

Huh? Okay.

Can you say bye to your sister for me?

Okay.

We'll call you later.

Okay.

What kept you in there for so long?

I was looking at the sky.

The sky?

The sky in Dong Baek's courtyard is square.

I'll be inside.

You are going to get married right away?

Let's go inside.

I wasn't going to interfere, but I find it hard not to.

I heard he was a fan, and you've only known him for three months.

He's only talked to mom on the phone!

So why are you rushing into this?

Are you that deeply in love with him?

Dong Baek isn't a bad person.

Is that any reason to marry him?

What do you think you're doing?

Who are you to get my number?

I'm your sister.

Gang Mo.

Gang Mo?

Why is that bastard calling you?

He's probably calling to congratulate me on the marriage.

We had our press conference today.

Really?

You two are so cool.

It's incredible how cool you act toward each other!

You are not answering your phone.

Come to my place with Yeong Yeong. I'll make your favourite pasta for you.

Who is it?

It's Yu Jae Hui.

Is this Mr. Gu Dong Baek's place?

Come outside, Dong Baek!

Yu Jae Hui is here!

Who?

The guy who's shooting a film with Ji Su.

Hello.

There's a problem with Ji Su. I need you to come with me.

Ji Su?

Confirmation of Intent to Divorce.

What's this?

"Confirmation of Intent to Divorce"?

There's no telling what he'll say later on,

and I thought we should cover all our bases.

We'll have him stamp it ahead of time.

So you want me to ask him to stamp divorce papers already

saying that I can't trust him?

Why is that a problem?

Don't you think it would be rude?

Rude?

We gave him what he wanted for helping us.

And we have the right to ask for this much.

I understand what you're worried about, Gang Mo.

But I also think it's a little too soon.

Gu Dong Baek is acting like a loose cannon

because you are being so lenient toward him.

It'll be better for both parties to make things clear.

This will make him more careful.

Yeong Yeong, get it stamped and bring it to me.

Okay.

No.

I'll take care of this.

Ji Su.

I'll get it from him when the time is right.

Yes, Jae Hui?

You've seen the article?

Thank you.

I'm a little busy right now.

Huh? Okay, I'll be right there.

Jae Hui is with Dong Baek right now.

What?

Why are they together?

He told Dong Baek that something happened to me and took him.

They could catch onto the truth.

Why does he keep causing problems?

This is no time to play the blame game.

We have to get there before he makes a mistake. Let's go.

We haven't even eaten yet.

I'll call you.

See you.

You don't have to be so tense.

We're all Ji Su's friends, and we're here to congratulate you.

Have a drink.

Here.

Jeez!

Bottoms up.

I'll drink when Ji Su gets here.

Let's drink together.

Ji Su is here.

Ji Su!

You're here.

What a surprise.

Congratulations, Ji Su!

Congratulations!

Thanks.

Have you had a lot to drink?

Yes. They kept on giving me drinks.

You can't drink everything they give you.

These people drink like fish.

You need to be careful around them,

and don't drink anymore.

The article said you're a postal worker, but that can't be true.

I bet you are someone high up.

I bet you are a government official.

No.

I'm an employee in the Insurance Sales Department.

I don't need a man who's rich.

I just need one who is good to me.

You're right.

Have a drink.

Okay.

- Oh, no! - Oh my god!

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Let me pour you a drink, Dong Baek.

Ju Hye, when does your musical begin?

Next month.

It's so tiring.

Then you should have stayed home and gotten some rest.

There was something floating in the whiskey.

Really?

Maybe the shot glass is dirty.

Drink it and pour me a drink.

Okay.

Why is everyone so quiet?

Make some boilermakers.

We'll drink until Dong Baek drops!

- Okay! - Okay!

But Dong Baek has to go to work tomorrow.

No! Let's drink!

Make some more boilermakers!

I'll sing a song instead, so give him a break.

What's up with that guy?

He's a complete country bumpkin.

He doesn't have any class.

I can't believe Ji Su is marrying him.

Why do you think she's marrying him?

I bet he's great in the sack.

She said she doesn't need a rich man.

So what else could there be?

It's obvious.

Hey, Ji Su isn't like that.

Yes, she is.

The ones who act all classy are really sluts.

But sluts like her get tired of men easily.

I bet she'll marry 10 times before she turns 60,

and I will become one of her husbands.

Jeez!

Did you hear everything?

We're sorry.

It was just the alcohol talking, so forget about it.

But don't you think you've crossed the line?

So?

Just stay still.

Why should I?

He barged in here wearing a scowl.

Jae Hui.

Didn't you say you were Ji Su's friend?

Yeah.

Didn't you get people together in order to congratulate her?

For crying out loud!

Then apologize for what you said about Ji Su.

You are the one who overheard a private conversation.

Just say a quick apology and leave.

No.

I don't want a quick apology.

I want the apology to be sincere.

Sincere?

Isn't what I said the truth?

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

Apologize.

I don't believe this. What?

One.

One.

Two.

Three.

Dong Baek, you shouldn't hit someone out of anger. That's assault.

Anyone can make a mistake.

So you should give the person enough time to apologize.

But if he doesn't apologize, you should count one, two, three...

One, two, three...

Four, five, six...

Seven, eight...

If your anger still doesn't disappear after counting to ten...

Nine...

Then you should...

Ten.

Jae Hui!

Are you all right?

His nose is fractured. He wants to press charges, but I'll try to stop him.

Don't worry.

What man wouldn't get angry after hearing his woman being insulted?

Get in.

I'll just take the bus.

Why did you do it?

Tell me why you did it.

I had a reason.

Reason?

What reason?

That Jae Hui insulted me?

No matter what Jae Hui says about me,

what does that have to do with you?

Did it make you angry to hear that?

Are you my real husband?

Are we really getting married?

If you keep acting like this, things are going to be very difficult for us.

I should get going now.

I hope I made things a little clearer for him.

Is it that difficult to tell between what's

false, and what's real?

It could be.

He's not an actor, you know.

And the way you have been acting could have been confusing to him.

What do you mean?

The way you bought him a razor

and looked at the sky with him at his house

could all be confusing to him.

How could that be so confusing?

Dong Baek is a very naive person.

And a single word or gesture from you could

cause a misunderstanding.

If you want the marriage to go without a problem,

you'd better set

clear boundaries.

Or else, things could get even more difficult.

The sky is square even at night.

Award Ceremony for Gu Dong Beak.

Gu Dong Baek.

Yes?

Will you come up to the front?

Yes, sir.

Give it to me.

Award.

My throat is so hoarse.

Employee number 6549-739988, Gu Dong Baek.

This person...

Am I late?

I see you've already begun.

Not at all. We can begin again.

It's no big deal.

Let's try it again.

Let's do it again in earnest.

Yes, sir.

Step back.

Come up to the front, Mr. Gu.

Yes, sir.

Award.

Employee number 6549-739988, Gu Dong Baek.

I didn't think you were coming, Ms. Han.

How could I not come when Dong Baek is receiving an award?

This is no ordinary award.

We only award it to one person a year.

Why don't you take a picture with them, Ms. Han?

Of course.

Director.

One, two, three, smile!

This is the room you'll be using after the wedding.

I get to use this entire room by myself?

It's a little too large to use by myself.

We will be furnishing the room by ourselves,

so tell me if you'll be needing anything.

There's no need.

Wow.

The view is fantastic.

You can see the entire neighbourhood.

Anyway, Ms. Cha, why isn't Ms. Han angry anymore?

I thought Ms. Cha was here.

Do I look like I'm not angry?

You kept smiling as if you weren't.

I'm still angry.

But I went to the award ceremony, smiled, and took a picture with you.

What do you think that was?

Huh?

What I did back there

was put on a show.

What's this?

Confirmation of Intent to Divorce

I put the date on it myself.

That's when this all ends.

Don't forget that this marriage is a show, this house is a set,

and the people outside this house are the audience.

It's very important to me that we put on a successful show.

So please try to control your emotions.

That includes...

your emotions for me.

To you, I'm merely a star on the silver screen.

Please don't forget that until the very end.

I know it's late, but I want to pay you for your part in this show.

I know you are helping me out of good will.

But it worries me that you've been feeling less responsible

because we haven't given you anything, and that's why

you got into the fight.

I'll be waiting for you downstairs,

so tell me what you want as payment.

Ms. Han.

I understand what you said.

I won't worry you anymore...

and I'll have these papers stamped for you by tomorrow.

And this is what I want from you.

Grant me three wishes.

But I don't know what they are right now.

I should get going now. Goodbye.

Three wishes?

Excuse me for a minute, sir.

Let go!

I thought you were in Australia.

When did you get back?

Don't pretend like we are close.

You disgust me.

Why did you call my sister?

You and her have nothing to do with each other.

Don't ever call my sister again.

If you call her one more time,

I'm going to pay a visit to that old man in the car. It's up to you.

Confirmation of Intent to Divorce.

Dong Baek.

Are you asleep, Dong Baek?

What is it, Min Ji?

What are you going to do tomorrow?

It's the anniversary of dad's passing.

Shouldn't Ji Su come with us to his grave?

It's tomorrow?

She can't tomorrow.

Ji Su is busy.

Busy with what? Let's try calling her.

You and I should go alone tomorrow.

You should try calling her.

No!

I have to go to sleep, so go away.

Jeez!

It's Min Ji.

Yes, Min Ji?

I see.

Oh, really?

I'm a little busy tomorrow.

I know you're busy,

but I was hoping you could visit my dad's grave before the wedding.

It's not far, and it'll only take a little while.

It won't take any time at all.

Then I'll check my schedule and call you back.

Bye.

What did she say?

She wants me to go to their father's grave with them tomorrow.

It's the anniversary of his passing.

It's an understandable request.

What are you going to do?

Yes, Gang Mo?

I met Sang Cheol.

He came to my company.

Really? He went all the way there?

Why isn't he in Australia?

He's angry that I'm getting married, and he won't listen to me.

Really?

What are we going to do?

Nothing good will come from him being here.

I'll send him.

I'll send him to Australia.

Let's stamp this.

What's so difficult about this?

I do this all the time at work.

I'm probably the only guy to stamp divorce papers before he gets married.

Hello?

Who's Ji Su?

Oh, Ms. Han!

I'll need to make Sang Cheol accept the fact that I'm getting married.

So I'll bring him along to your father's grave.

I'm sorry.

I brought your favourite candy, dad.

Come over here, Ji Su.

Okay.

Dong Baek, you should bow to dad with Ji Su.

Okay.

Dad, I bet you're wondering about the beautiful woman.

Don't be surprised, but she's your daughter-in-law.

She is a famous actress.

Let's bow, Ji Su.

Are you watching this, dad?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Yu Jae Hui Suffers Injury to Nose.

Where are you, Yeong Yeong?

I need to see Ji Su.

What? Where?

She's doing it to make Sang Cheol accept

her marriage.

I heard Gu Dong Baek beat up Yu Jae Hui. Is that the truth?

Huh? Yeah.

It is?

You should have told me about it, Yeong Yeong.

Let's go and eat with them. They're waiting for us.

I didn't come here to eat with those people.

I came here because you said I had to come.

So, you wanted me to come for this?

Sang Cheol, I'm going to marry Dong Baek, so attend the wedding,

and then go back to Australia to resume your studies.

Please do it for me.

Just go ahead with your wedding and leave me alone.

Please listen to me, Sang Cheol!

Why are you trying to send me away?

They seem to be arguing.

Will you please go back to Australia?

Min Ji, give me that string.

String?

I won't go to Australia!

Kick the ball, Sang Cheol!

Let's play a game of soccer.

Kick the ball.

Yeah. That sounds fun.

You and Ji Su, versus me and Dong Baek.

Losers buy beer.

Beer sounds good.

What do you say, Ji Su?

Leave me out of it.

The game is underway!

That's right!

There are no opposing players!

No, there aren't!

The goal is unprotected!

It's unprotected!

It's the perfect chance!

All he needs to do is shoot!

Shoot!

Goal!

They're off to a great start!

Bring her here, Min Ji.

Min Ji brings Ji Su into the game.

She's brought Ji Su into the game.

Now, the opposing team has only one player.

She won't be able to win by herself.

That's right.

Ji Su, the game will start once you kick the ball.

Kick it.

He intercepts!

Shoot! Goal!

It's two nothing!

The opposing goalie has finally appeared.

That's right.

Let's start in earnest now. Since you are the one who's late,

the score remains the same.

The opposing player takes his jacket off.

Min Ji also takes her jacket off.

Here.

That's our goal post, Dong Baek!

File on Gu Dong Baek.

It's so hot today.

Here.

Oh, I'll take that.

Soccer was really fun.

Thank you.

I had fun too, Ji Su.

I shouldn't do this.

I really shouldn't do this.

Please help me, dad.

You must be crazy!

We're going to be married in an hour.

I'll use my first wish right now.

Let's play.

My name is Gu Dong Baek.

I know.

You're famous.

What are you waiting for, Gang Mo?

Hasn't my acting improved?

You want him to quit his job?