The Accidental Couple (That Fool) (2009–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - The Accidental Couple (That Fool) - full transcript

We have ran into another problem

and I need to ask you for one more favor.

What is it?

What do you need me to do?

Well...

will you be my boyfriend?

Huh?

Jeez.

You're playing with me, aren't you?

I'm being serious.

Please help us.



You're serious?

You are the only person who can help me.

Why is that?

I'm sorry,

but I can't tell you anything more.

Pleas help us out.

I know it won't be easy to fool people.

Especially because I'm a celebrity.

But I really need your help, Mr. Gu.

So

All I need to do

is tell people that I am your boyfriend once?

Like how I told people that I was driving?

We need you to tell people for 6 months.



What?

6 full months?

Please help me.

Please pretend that you are my boyfriend.

Could I use your bathroom for a minute?

You can't do it.

Tell them you can't do it, Dong Baek.

Just tell them you can't do it, huh?

You can't.

I...

I think it's an honour that you are asking me to do this.

I'm serious.

But I'm just an ordinary Joe.

Do you think people would believe

you'd go out with me?

It would probably tarnish your image

if people thought you were going out with me.

I don't care about that.

It's all right.

It is?

Then it will be an honour as your fan.

I'm serious.

But do you think I could do a good job?

I'd have to act like your boyfriend.

But the only acting I've ever done

was play wise man number 3 in Sunday school.

You don't have to worry about that.

Ji Su will take care of everything.

Oh, really?

So, I'm going to be Miss Han's boyfriend for the next 6 months?

So, your brother doesn't have a girlfriend?

No.

He's never had a girlfriend in his life.

Maybe I should go out with him?

Here.

It contains material about how you and Ji Su met,

and how you have been seeing each other until now.

Take a look.

Okay.

Do you really want to go out with my brother?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I shouldn't have brought it up.

It's just that, your brother is nice and he smiles a lot.

That's all.

Here.

Pine Avenue Hotel Swimming Pool.

Why are there so many swimming trunks?

Do they really want me to wear this?

She is not here yet.

You shouldn't go in yet.

Come out of there.

Okay.

Thank you.

There's a reporter!

Take a seat.

Have some of this.

Will you put your arm around my shoulders?

Smile a little.

I think that should be enough.

Now, we should pretend to leave here in a hurry.

Okay.

- Miss Han! Miss Han Ji Su! - My shoes!

Just leave them!

Miss Han!

Miss Han! Could you give us an interview?

Hello, Mr. Park.

What's going on?

Who is the man in the van?

This is incredible.

Please don't do this.

You are putting me in a very difficult position.

Please tell us something.

Are you two really seeing each other?

Is it really true?

You wouldn't believe me even if I denied it.

So, it's true!

When did you begin seeing each other?

Has it been very long?

Look over this way, please!

Han Ji Su Dating Ordinary Postal Worker.

Darn it!

This is where I live.

It's a little small.

Things are going to be a little hectic from now on.

It's all right.

Thank you for all your help.

It was nothing.

Thank you for the ride. Thank you.

Let me thank you one more time.

Thank you for everything, Ms. Cha.

Goodbye.

Okay.

Goodbye.

You should go on inside.

I'll see you later on.

Take care.

I'll be right here.

Did you see that beautiful lady who got in the van?

You had to have seen her.

Do you know who that was?

It was Han Ji Su.

The most famous actress in Korea.

I just thought you should know.

You are one lucky guy.

Stop pushing me!

Get in there!

Why were you so late?

Dong Baek.

Seungeun is here.

So what?

Let's go inside.

Seungeun, Dong Baek's back from work.

Hello.

Hi. You're here, Seungeun?

Take a seat.

Seungeun, will you move your legs?

Wow, you have such pretty legs.

I can't believe how pretty they are!

Don't you agree, Dong Baek?

Yes. They are pretty.

Seungeun's glass is empty!

There's no need for you to get up.

Pour her a beer, Dong Baek.

You have some too, Dong Baek.

Okay. Thank you.

Now, why don't you link arms and drink?

Come on!

What are you talking about?

Han Ji Su was caught dating someone today...

Let's turn the television off.

Leave it on. I'm watching it.

Then I'll just turn the sound down.

Han Ji Su seems to have a new boyfriend.

We only found out about it recently.

The fact that Han Ji Su is seeing someone...

I should get to bed.

Why is this beer so bitter?

I don't feel like drinking tonight.

Dong Baek, why don't you keep Seungeun company?

I'm going to watch some TV and hit the hay.

Seungeun can stop watching TV and I'll start watching it.

Huh?

Huh?

They were caught today.

Isn't that you, Dong Baek?

Beside a hotel swimming pool.

The lucky man who's seeing Han Ji Su is...

Postal worker...

Mr. Gu Dong Baek.

It really is Dong Baek!

Dong Baek, are you seeing Han Ji Su?

It really is Dong Baek!

Are you really seeing Han Ji Su?

Yeah. I am.

Why in the world didn't you tell me?

You're hurting me!

So, you're really seeing Han Ji Su?

Uh-huh.

I'm sorry.

I brought her here because I didn't know you were seeing Han Ji Su.

An insurance salesman for the postal service,

Mr. Gu is known for his kindness and...

Somebody call Dong Baek and confirm.

I don't have Dong Baek's number.

How about you, Tae Wan?

Why would I have it?

Darn it!

How about you, Gyeon Gae?

Of course I don't have it.

How about you, Myeong Jin? Tell me you have it!

Then, do you have it, Mr. Go?

If I had it, would I be asking you?

You should have his number for emergencies!

Is that so difficult to do?

Then, does anyone know where he lives?

How can you not know his number or his address?

You don't know anything about Dong Baek!

Yet, you had the galls to sit there and eat the crab

that Miss Han Ji Su bought you

like you were his friends!

Mom!

Is something the matter, honey? Your voice is so gloomy.

No. Everything's all right.

The sister said you were eating well

and you do look a lot better.

Anyways, why are you so thin honey?

It's because I've been busy shooting my movie.

Why isn't Gang Mo here? Is he very busy?

I guess so.

Aren't you going to get married?

I don't know how much longer I have

and I want to see you get married.

Don't say that. You're going to live for a long time.

I'm sorry, dear.

I'm sorry that I can't be there for you like other mothers.

We are going to get married.

I never said we weren't.

So don't worry about me.

Okay, mom?

Okay.

Mom, I did something you hate today.

I deceived people.

And I even used someone to do it.

Aren't I bad?

I know I'm bad.

But I wanted to protect Gang Mo.

And there was nothing else I could do

because there was no other way.

Don't be disappointed with me, mom.

Please don't be disappointed.

Or I don't think I could bear it.

I hope the next 6 months will fly by.

I wish I could go to sleep and wake up and this would all be over.

I'm late! My boss is going to kill me!

This is unbelievable!

Huh? It's Dong Baek!

Gu Dong Baek!

Gu Dong Baek! Gu Dong Baek! Gu Dong Baek!

Let me down! What's the matter with you?

How could you, Dong Baek?

Huh?

Why didn't you tell us you were seeing Han Ji Su?

Is that all we are to you?

- I'm hurt! - I'm hurt!

Yes, boss?

Mr. Gu is here.

I was watching TV with my daughter yesterday

and I was so glad to hear that

you were employed at our office.

So I asked them to bring me your records and I found

that you haven't sold any insurance.

Huh?

Yes, sir.

You must have been busy with your love life.

That's right, sir.

Now, let me tell you why I called you to my office.

A ping pong player is the official spokesman for the postal service.

But not many people know him.

That's why I thought Ms. Han would make a better spokesperson.

I plan to tell the Minister of Economy about it the next time we meet.

Can you help us recruit her?

Huh?

It'll be a piece of cake.

She couldn't turn down her boyfriend's request.

Isn't that so?

Yes, sir.

I'll talk to her about it.

Don't feel too burdened about it.

And drink your tea before it gets cold.

Are you inside?

What's this sound?

Look over here, Mr. Gu!

What do you think you're doing, barging in here like this!

You're not authorized to be here!

Don't take so many photographs.

Smile for the camera!

Look over here.

Han Ji Su's New Flame.

You can't believe this article.

It's all a show, Congressman Park.

A show?

Then these people are more talented than you.

If it weren't for you, I would also have been deceived.

Then how about my article?

Don't you understand what's going on?

The show's got to end sometime, Congressman.

And then, the truth will come out.

I wanted to help you, but you it seems you don't want my help.

We were lucky this time, but if something like that happens again,

it'll be all over for us.

Don't forget it.

Mr. Park is not the type to back off.

Han Ji Su's image has improved thanks to her new relationship.

Tell her to attend the bazaar.

Everything's going as you planned, father.

So leave Ji Su alone.

Fine. I'll do what you want. You can go now.

How did the pictures come out? Bring them to me.

Why don't you read this to me, Mr. Go?

Recommendation for transfer to provinces.

Gu Dong Baek of the Sale Department.

Who was that again?

Gu Dong Baek.

Read it louder!

I'm sorry, boss.

I seem to have made a big mistake.

Mr. Gu is indispensable to our post office

yet you were going to send him to the provinces!

You would have been doing

some provincial post office a big favour!

I'm sorry sir.

I'll get rid of this recommendation ASAP!

You'd better shape up.

Mr. Gu is the pride of the Central Post Office!

Hold on. I'm having a cramp!

It's over this way.

Look over here.

It's over that way.

I love you.

I love you.

Go for it!

Welcome.

Thank you.

What took you so long?

I'm starving!

We were waiting for Dong Baek to come out of the restroom.

Really?

Get in.

Hey, Tae Wan.

Move!

Dong Baek gets the front seat.

I'm sorry, Tae Wan.

This is unbelievable!

I'll try meeting with Gang Mo.

How could he ask you to help his father after all that's happened?

This is inexcusable.

Calm down.

Why don't you stay in the car, Yeong Yeong?

I'll take care of everything.

How could he!

Huh? It's Han Ji Su!

To the athletic meet?

The director called me to his office

and said how nice it would be if Han Ji Su could come.

This is on the house.

It's for Han Ji Su's boyfriend.

This is for free?

And look at all the cuttlefish she added.

You can't turn down the director's request, Dong Baek.

Not after all the sushi he bought you yesterday.

You're Han Ji Su's boyfriend, aren't you?

Can we take a picture of you?

Close the door! We're having an important conversation!

He's so adorable. He looks like a teddy bear!

Get out of here if you're done.

I need an answer from you, Dong Baek.

I have to give the director an answer right away.

Can you bring Ms. Han Ji Su along?

But she's a little busy these days.

Just ask your girlfriend to clear her schedule.

I really wish I could

but it won't be easy...

How can you say that without even asking her?

He said no so stop bothering him.

Don't you have any pride?

Why are you acting so jealous these days?

Me? Jealous?

Okay, sir.

I'll try talking to her when I see her.

Make sure that she comes.

What is it now?

Dong Baek, Han Ji Su is at the bazaar right near here.

Huh?

Really?

That's great. You can ask her to the athletic meet right now.

- Yeah! - Let's go.

I'll talk to her later.

No. Let's go.

But I haven't even eaten.

Come on. Let's go talk to her now.

But my stew isn't even here yet.

I just can't believe this is happening.

He had a crush on me just a few days ago.

We should ask Lee Taek Jin to write the speech.

I tried talking to Choi Usik but...

I asked her to come here.

Take a look at this.

Why did you come here?

You should have turned him down!

Don't be angry. I'm all right.

You've done enough, so go away.

But that would put you in such a difficult position.

I'm here because of you Gang Mo.

So all you have to do is thank me.

And don't be angry.

Ms. Han Ji Su!

Hello, Miss Han.

I'm Mr. Go. Do you remember me?

Of course.

Have you had lunch?

Huh? Yes.

Go ahead and ask her.

Our lunch break is almost over.

About what?

Well, the thing is...

This weekend...

Yes?

We are having a post office athletic meet,

and I was wondering if you could attend.

But I understand that if you're too busy.

Okay. I'll try to make the time.

Thank you so much, Ms. Han.

We'll see you then.

I should get back to work now.

Okay. See you later.

Goodbye.

Oh my, Miss Han!

I apologize for the late greeting,

as the reporters were keeping me busy.

Thank you for coming out to help like this.

Wasn't the man who just dropped by your boyfriend?

Yes.

I hear he's a postal employee.

I was glad to hear about your new boyfriend.

You two make a lovely couple.

Don't you think so, Gang Mo?

Thank you very much, sir.

I hope that both your acting career

and your love life go well.

Gang Mo.

Her acting was spot on.?

Huh? Ji Su's receiving another award.

Wait a minute. What am I supposed to do?

Should I congratulate her?

I can't pretend not to know about the award.

Plus, Ji Su gave me a birthday present

and she's coming to the athletic meet.

Let's have dinner tonight.

I'll make reservations at 6.

He should have called if he was going to be late.

Don't you think the engagement period is too long?

It's already almost a year since they got engaged.

You're right, but the election is right around the corner

and my son's marriage to a newspaper magnate's daughter

could be damaging to my campaign.

I think it would be better to have the wedding after the election.

We've been waiting for over an hour.

Let's try calling him once more and leave if he still doesn't answer.

I'll try calling him.

Is something wrong, Gang Mo?

Ms. Han Ji Su?

Is Gang Mo there?

I had a drink with my son and we're on our way back home.

What is this about?

It's nothing.

I know that you two went to the same university,

but you shouldn't be calling an engaged man so late at night.

I thought you were smarter than this, Ms. Han.

Goodnight.

Who was that? Was that Gang Mo's father?

Come outside for a minute, Ji Su.

Hello. I'm here.

What brings you here all of a sudden?

I heard you received an award

and I thought I should congratulate you.

I got you a small present.

I didn't have enough money to get you anything better

but please accept it.

Why should I accept it?

Huh?

Why should I accept it from you?

Well, it's not like we are strangers.

What are we to each other?

I'll have to make things clearer between us.

What colour would you like?

How about black?

What do you mean?

We'll just make it black.

Yeong Yeong, can you go tell them that we're buying this?

Ji Su!

Come on.

Sign the contract when they bring it.

I don't need a car.

And I'm not too fond of such big cars.

I'm giving you the car in return for helping me.

This is just a transaction between you and me.

We'll only meet when we need to, and not for personal reasons.

So don't ever drop by like today without an appointment.

I guess you're angry that I dropped by so suddenly.

I'm really sorry.

I was just grateful

that you said you'd come to the athletic meet.

- Dong Baek! - Yes?

You don't think I'm really going to go to the athletic meet, do you?

You're not?

I just couldn't turn you down

in front of all your coworkers.

You should know better than that.

Do I have to spell everything out for you?

So, that's how it is?

I understand, Ms. Han.

I seem to have made quite a few mistakes today

and I apologize.

Nothing like this is going to happen again, so don't be angry.

And forget about the car.

Until when do you plan

to pretend to be so nice?

This is a transaction.

I'm receiving your help

so you have to accept this car for the transaction to be complete.

Don't you understand that?

So this was just a transaction?

I thought I was helping you out as a fan,

and that you'd be my friend in return.

This is all I can give you, Dong Baek.

I can't be your friend,

so take the car.

Then I can't help you anymore, Ji Su.

The reason I could smile while deceiving everyone

was because of the thought that I was helping you.

I was happy that you'd ask someone like me for help.

But if you'd rather give me this car, I can't help you anymore.

Then what do you want me to do?

You won't accept the car and I can't be your friend.

I won't expect you to be my friend

so please, take back the car.

So, you just want me to accept your help?

I'm sorry, but that makes me uncomfortable.

I'll only feel comfortable if I give you something in return.

Fine.

Then come to the athletic meet instead of giving me the car.

That's what I really need right now.

I know that it was a difficult day,

but you shouldn't have taken it out on Dong Baek.

Yeong Yeong, invite Dong Baek to the fashion show.

Why?

There will be lots of reporters there and it'll be uncomfortable for him.

I want to show him

that this is all a show.

Ji Su!

What's the matter with you?

That man is only trying to help you!

Just do as I say.

I heard you've been seeing Han Ji Su for 3 months!

How could you deceive me for so long?

I had to keep it a secret.

You should go to bed, Min Ji.

It's past midnight.

I didn't know you went to Han Ji Su's autograph session.

I didn't know

you were interested in such things.

Can you let me sleep, Min Ji? I have to go to work tomorrow.

Okay. Go to sleep.

Wait a minute! You always came back home right after work.

So when did you go out with her?

Huh?

Did you get out early from work in order to meet her?

That's right.

So, where did you usually date?

Let me sleep!

Okay.

- Dong Baek, did Han Ji Su... - I'll be late for work tomorrow!

I'm just curious, that's all.

Dong Baek...

I think I'm going to go crazy!

Can you smile a little, Mr. Gu?

Would you like some tea?

No, thank you. I'm all right.

You're looking quite handsome today.

That suit really becomes you.

It's because the suit looks so nice.

Yeong Yeong.

Could you go check on my shoes?

Excuse me.

Sure.

There are so many reporters here.

I hope I didn't make any mistakes today.

Ji Su hurt your feelings, didn't she?

No.

I wasn't going to tell you this,

but I don't want you to get the wrong impression of her.

Ji Su's not a bad person.

But she's going through some difficulty these days.

Ji Su's ex-boyfriend got engaged to another woman.

They went out since college but his father was against their relationship.

It must be so difficult for her.

The father said some hurtful things to her that day as well,

and she seems to have taken it out on you.

I see.

Oh my.

I'm sorry.

Why is it so hot in here?

What did you think of the fashion show?

Didn't you think Ms. Han was the prettiest model?

Mr. Gu, can you tell us how your life has changed?

When did you have your first kiss?

Isn't it burdensome to go out with a star?

Yes.

Don't just say yes and say something else.

Go to the car.

I'm sorry, but Mr. Gu needs to be getting home.

Those reporters are uncanny.

I snuck out to the parking garage but they knew I was there.

I was so tense.

It must have been difficult.

Not really.

If you don't need me to do anything else, I'd best be going home.

Thank you.

Sure. Call me when you need me.

Okay.

Are you going to keep acting like this?

Let's invite him to dinner.

I know you don't feel comfortable acting like this.

Call him.

Ji Su.

Dong Baek, what's Han Ji Su's phone number.

Why?

So I can call her and meet her.

What's her number?

I don't know.

Just say it if you don't want to tell me,

instead of pretending you don't know it.

I don't know it!

If you don't tell me, I'm going to find it for myself.

What do you have her name listed as? Ji Su? Sweetie? Honey Pie?

Han Ji Su's Manager?

Give that to me!

What's the matter? Do you feel embarrassed of me?

It's not like that.

Then why won't you introduce me to her?

We had a fight.

What? Why?

Are you going to break up with her?

You can't break up with her, Dong Baek!

Come to think of it,

Ji Su must be quite a handful.

She treats you like her slave, doesn't she?

I bet she has a bad temper too!

She's not like that.

You don't have to lie to me.

A pretty celebrity like her probably

acts however she wants to.

Not everything is as it seems.

She has difficulties that no one knows about,

and she was a little mean to me so I overreacted.

Dong Baek.

Are you crazy?

You shouldn't have fought with her

even if she was more than a little mean to you.

For crying out loud.

Now that you're going out with a star, you've become bigheaded.

You shouldn't be like that.

Hey.

Why are you taking Ji Su's side all of a sudden?

Make up with her.

You acted like a jerk.

It's Dong Baek.

Hello?

Hello.

I know you're busy so I'll get straight to the point.

The athletic meet today has been cancelled

so you don't have to come. That's why I called you.

Goodbye.

What was that about?

The athletic meet's been cancelled

so I don't have to go.

Really? Why would it have been cancelled?

Especially with such nice weather?

Do you think it was really cancelled?

He said it was cancelled.

Then let's go to the meeting with the director. Get ready.

That's the gift that Mr. Gu bought you.

Dear Ji Su,

congratulations on your award for best actress.

I hope only good things happen to you in the future.

Sincerely, Dong Baek, who truly wants to be your friend.

Go for it!

What's he so happy about?

He's acting so happy and excited

after disappointing us.

I got my hair done for nothing.

He promised that she'd come!

He's treating us like crap just because

he's going out with a celebrity.

He thinks his girlfriend is too good for us.

Look at him round 3rd and come home.

It's an inside the park homer.

Good for him.

Homerun! Homerun!

No wonder his girlfriend's a star.

Homerun.

1?0.

Huh! It's Han Ji Su!

It's Han Ji Su!

You prankster! You were trying to surprise us, weren't you?

Well, you've succeeded!

Hello.

Have you had lunch yet?

No!

Thank you.

Your mere presence is an honour to us

but you even bought us lunch!

I'm sorry I'm late.

Seeing you smile makes me feel so happy!

Why did you lie to me?

Why did you come here?

I have something to say to you.

About this.

It's so corny.

That's what I wanted to say.

Is it really that corny?

They also had a lamb.

Maybe I should have gotten that instead.

Turtles are a bit corny.

It's not that. It's corny because it's completely gold.

Is that why?

I bought it because I thought gold was the best.

I don't have much taste.

I was joking.

You were joking? I thought you were serious.

I can't tell when people are joking.

This is how I am.

The picture's so small that you can't tell who's who.

Min Ji, I'm home.

Min Ji!

Who's this?

Excuse me? Excuse me?

We're out of honey.

We're out of honey, Dong Baek.

Why is he here?

He's writing an article about you and Ji Su.

Are you out of your mind?

Tell him to go away.

Min Ji!

Put him on my back!

Put him on my back!

He's so heavy!

Min Ji!

Why are you on my back?

Is your relationship with Ji Su fake?

Hello? Yeong Yeong?

It's me, Dong Baek.

Mr. Baek's at my place right now.

Mr. Baek?

He told my sister that my relationship with Ji Su is fake!

Calm down, Dong Baek.

I'll be right over there so hold on.

What am I going to do?

I was so shocked when I heard her say that!

Huh? Okay. I understand.

Jeez! This guy just doesn't give up!

It's over.

Are you inside?

I'm sorry. It's all because of me.

Who're you?

Didn't my sister tell me?

What should I do, Gang Mo?

What are you trying to do, Mr. Baek?

Give Gang Mo his freedom.

How would you like me to make this promise to you?

How dare you!

How dare you order me around like this!

About the money in the bank,

I got rid of it all.

We're getting married, Dong Baek.