The Accidental Couple (That Fool) (2009–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

None of these pictures are any good.

These pictures suck.

Huh? It is Min Ji.

The 6 months that changed our lives

began with this accident.

It's here!

She is beautiful!

Hello.

Hey, Mr. Gu.

Yes?

Could you take this motorcycle to the 1st floor?



Sure thing.

- I'm counting on you. - Okay.

Huh! Oh my god!

- What do you think you're doing? - I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

What am I going to do?

Are you all right? Let me get you some wet wipes.

What are you doing carrying wine around?

- This is so irritating. - I'm so sorry.

What are you going to do about this?

It won't even come out.

Ji Su.

Huh! It's Han Ji Su.

What is it?



Hello, sir.

I'm Gu Dong Baek of the Marketing Department.

The motorcycle elevator has stopped.

What should I do?

Darn. It's broken again?

It'll take 2 or 3 hours to fix and you'll have to wait.

Is that so?

I understand. Thank...

Here's something to remember me by.

Thank you so much.

I didn't even bring my phone

and my boss is going to kill me.

2?3 hours? Ugh!

He turns the corner and he wins!

He wins!

Oh say, can you...

Han Ji Su?

Is this for the actress Han Ji Su?

Has the dress arrived?

Yeah. The one from Milan.

What? It is not there yet?

Huh! Rescuers! Semper Fi!

Hello everyone.

You didn't have to come here to save little ole me.

Are you going to pull me up?

Is it open?

Mr. Gu, can you hand me the blue box?

Huh?

Hand me the blue box.

It's for the actress Han Ji Su.

It's a dress she will be wearing at an award ceremony tomorrow.

So that's why they opened the door so quickly?

Hurry.

Hello?

What about me?

Oh my god!

This is a work of art.

Ji Su is gonna be picked as best dressed tomorrow.

It's pretty. But does it fit with the image of Ji Su's character?

She has to look intellectual.

You can't wear a white sheet just because you played a ghost.

Why don't you just fire me?

You chose and ordered the dress yourself.

I don't have anything to do.

What is it?

Hi Ji Su.

Thanks for the gift.

But what if I don't win an award tomorrow?

Then return the gift.

But I don't want to return it.

Guess I'll have to win tomorrow.

Break a leg.

Let's get together tomorrow.

Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.

Have some chicken, Min Ji.

Jeez! You almost gave me a heart attack!

You know I always come back home at this hour.

That's nothing to be proud of.

Don't you have anyone to hang out with?

I like to hang out with my sister.

For crying out loud!

That's why I still don't have a boyfriend.

I can't hang out with you at this age.

I have to get married, you know.

Then go ahead and get married.

I can't marry before you do.

That's just an excuse.

You have no life either.

Don't exercise so much and get together with a woman.

For the love of god!

This is for you.

What is it?

It's your birthday present.

Huh? Glasses? But my eyesight is good.

It's 20/20.

They are safety glasses.

The problem with you is you don't have a memorable face.

That's why people forget you so easily.

That looks much better. They make you look stylish.

But I...

I'll kill you if you ever take them off.

And voila!

You didn't have to get me 2 presents!

Geukdong Movie Award Ceremony?

Go with the pretty girl at the post office.

The one you have a crush on.

Huh?

I don't have a crush.

I know you do.

These make me look stylish?

Okay!

Wow. I'm so fast.

I can barely see my hands.

Hey, Gu Dong Baek!

Good morning, boss.

Why do you keep coming to the sorting room?

Would you like to change departments?

No, sir. I like the marketing department sir.

They just asked me for some help.

Boss.

Isn't there something different about me today?

What is different?

My face should look

very different today.

I'm wearing glasses!

Didn't you always wear glasses?

It's my first time!

????

Don't these look stylish?

Huh! It's Gyeon Gae!

Dear Gyeon Gae,

I have tickets to the Geukdong Movie Award Ceremony.

Would you like to go with me?

I'll stick this right on top.

You have such a beautiful smile.

Let's have dinner today.

Have a nice day, Gyeon Gae.

Keep up the good work, Gyeon Gae!

I have fallen in love with you. Can we meet sometime?

What is all this?

Dong Baek!

Yes?

You fool!

What's the matter?

What don't you say it?

Say what?

That you are in love with me.

Gyeon Gae.

How did you know that?

How long do I have to wait for you?

Wait for me?

I can't wait like this any longer!

I'm sorry.

Tell me.

How much longer do I have to...

have to...

I always screw up at this part!

How much longer do I have to wait?

Do I have to wait?

I didn't win the nomination. I'm just ahead in the polls.

Don't you think we are celebrating a little too early?

Congratulations, father.

This is all thanks to you.

How about a speech, Mr. Kim?

There is 6 months left now.

Keep up the good work until father gets elected as the mayor of Seoul.

Here's a toast to the campaign of Congressman Kim Jeong Uk!

Cheers!

Ji Su! Ji Su! You're so pretty! You look like a doll!

Will you please look over here?

Who is it?

It's Ji Su!

You are so beautiful, Ji Su!

There are so many people here.

Ji Su.

Hello.

My Gang Mo is giving out the award of best actress

I hope you win it, Ji Su.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Gang Mo.

Yes?

I have to go to Auntie's gallery after the ceremony.

Will you come with me?

It's the final day of the exhibition.

I'm sorry but I have another engagement.

But my father will be there.

Is the engagement very important?

Yes.

I'm sorry, Ji Su.

I'm going to

have to get engaged.

But I'll come back to you as soon as the election's over.

I know it'll be difficult. But please wait for me until then.

I'll come back to you no matter what.

He's probably here since Geukdong Newspaper

is sponsoring the event.

I'll be all right.

Thank you.

Hello, sir.

Hello, Mr. Baek.

Congratulations. I hear that your father's at the top of the polls

in his party.

He works so hard at it.

There's only 6 months until the election.

And the people around your father seem quite tense.

I hope nothing happens to tarnish his image.

Nothing like that's going to happen.

Anyways, what is a political journalist doing at an award ceremony?

I have a story to cover here.

Have fun.

Goodbye.

18th Geukdong Movie Awards.

Now, it's finally time to announce the winner of the Best Actress Award.

We're waited a long time for this.

He has to be there since he hasn't come home yet.

It's time for the Best Actress Award.

Vice President Kim Gang Mo of Geukdong Newspaper will do the honours.

The vice president is so young.

And he is so good looking.

I'll announce the winner of the Best Actress Award.

They have to give the award to Han Ji Su.

The winner is,

Han Ji Su for Walk in the Park.

I knew it! She's the only one who could win.

Han Ji Su wins the award for her sensitive portrayal of a woman

who sacrifices everything for love. It's her second straight win.

Now, let's hear a few words from the winner.

Thank you.

Lots of people told me it would be difficult to win this year

because I won last year

and although I pretended to take it in stride,

I really hated them for saying that.

I'm happy that many people realized through the work

that to sacrifice everything for love

is another way to pursue happiness.

And I'd like to thank everyone who participated in the production.

What a necklace she has on her!

Thank you.

Huh? There's Dong Baek!

What the heck! He's sitting by himself.

This is so frustrating.

I'll kill him when he gets home!

Congratulations, Ji Su.

All I need is for

Kim Gang Mo and Han Ji Su to get in the car together.

Just one picture is all I need.

What the heck?

I knew it!

I don't have to return the necklace, do I?

What a relief.

Right?

Let's get something to eat.

Next time.

You should go to the gallery, Gang Mo.

Huh?

What's wrong?

Is someone following us?

It looks like a reporter.

So you want a chase?

You're on.

None of these pictures are any good.

These pictures suck.

Huh? It's Min Ji.

Hey, Min Ji.

What are we going to do?

Come on! Come on!

It's no use.

Get out, Gang Mo.

That was a close one.

Oh my.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Are you all right?

Will you please help me?

Huh?

It's all over.

Mr. Kim Gang Mo.

Who the heck are you?

My name is Gu Dong Baek.

Ms. Han, where? is Kim Gang Mo?

What are you talking about?

Han Ji Su?

Oh my god!

Who are you? What are you doing with her?

Mr. Baek, I seem to have hurt my shoulder.

Will you please call an ambulance?

Darn it!

You know that Ji Su doesn't have a license.

Do you think she wanted to involve a complete stranger?

It's Gang Mo.

Hi.

Are you all right?

Yeah. I wasn't hurt.

That's a relief.

Anyways, who's the man who's helping us?

He works at the post office.

He's going to say he was driving all along.

He's a fan of mine and he says he'll help, so you don't have to worry.

But you never know so make sure he keeps his mouth shut.

Give him everything he wants.

I don't care how much he asks for.

Okay.

I'll take care of it.

Where are you?

I'm on my way to the gallery.

I want to have a definite alibi.

Okay. You do that.

I have to go.

Did you get the man's business card?

Yes.

Central Post Office.

Financial Marketing Department Gu Dong Baek.

This is unbelievable.

Me and Miss Han Ji Su!

Thank you.

Do you have a business card?

A business card? Yes.

Here you go.

My name is Gu Dong Baek.

You are a postal worker?

Yes.

You weren't driving that car, were you?

Jeez.

Miss Han told you everything back there.

What?

That you're her fan?

That you two met at the award ceremony?

Yes.

And you were driving Miss Han because she doesn't have a license?

That's exactly right.

Do you know who Han Ji Su was with?

He's the son of the mayoral candidate.

You'd better tell me the truth and back out of this

if you don't want to get hurt.

I told you the truth.

Do you think this is a joke?

Mr. Gu.

Yes?

The doctor wants to see you.

The doctor wants to see me?

I'd better get going. Goodbye.

You're not going to get away with this.

Thank you so much for today.

It was nothing.

Can you do us one more favour?

Can you say you were driving from the beginning?

You don't have to worry about that.

And please keep this a secret

from your family.

Of course.

I won't let Miss Han get into any trouble because of me.

That's why we'd like to give you a token of our gratitude.

A token?

Tell us whatever you want

and we'll have it for you.

There's really no need.

Think of it as a small token for all the trouble you're gone through.

What would you like?

I haven't thought about it.

Actually,

can I asked for a few autographs?

Of course.

How many would you like?

8.

Actually, 9 autographs.

Nine autographs?

Eight.

Nine.

You're done.

Your arms must be hurting from the accident and I appreciate

you doing this.

Now, sir,

can you tell us how much you want?

I don't need any money.

This is all I really need.

Then we'll prepare the money ourselves.

I'm being serious.

I didn't help you in order to get money.

These autographs are more than enough.

Really.

We won't be just giving it to you.

It is to remind you to keep the promise you made today.

You have to take what happened today to the grave.

I'll keep your secret

no matter what.

I'll take what happened today to the grave

even if you don't give me any money.

I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Han.

And just being here with you is an honour.

I don't know if you'll remember an average Joe like me,

but thanks to this secret,

I'll remember you for the rest of my life, Miss Han.

Today is my birthday

and I've received the best birthday present ever.

Thank you.

What a strange man.

Most other people would have tried to milk us for every penny

but he only asked for 9 autographs.

I can't tell if the guy's stupid or nice.

That jerk's stalking you out!

I tried to make you happy but only caused you trouble.

You went through a lot today.

I still feel worried, Yeong Yeong.

Could you meet with him one more time tomorrow?

He told you himself.

He won't take any money.

He might have turned us down because I was present.

Could you just do me this one favour?

Dong Baek, you jerk!

What's the matter with you?

Do you know how I got those tickets?

I bought them from a friend for $100.

$100?

What's wrong with you?

You can't get a date no matter how much I help you.

You'll never get a girlfriend like that!

That's not true!

I can get a girlfriend if I wanted to.

Yeah right! You went to the award ceremony by yourself!

How'd you know I went there by myself?

How did I know? I saw you sitting there by yourself on TV!

They showed you while Ji Su was receiving her award.

I didn't know you were on a first name basis with Han Ji Su.

Then how about you? Have you ever even seen her?

Of course.

Look.

What is this?

The proof that I've seen her.

They're her autographs.

What?

This is for you.

Did you meet her at the award ceremony?

Shhh! That's all I can tell you.

Tell me more. Did you really meet her?

Shhh! I can't tell you anything more.

All you got is one lousy autograph.

This one's for Mr. Oh, Mr. Go, his son,

Gyeon Gae, Myeongjin, Yunseop and Daehwan.

And this one's mine. It's the best one.

All right. Time for sleep.

This is unbelievable!

She's so pretty.

How can a person be so pretty?

The man who's seeing Miss Han is one lucky guy.

Good morning.

Hey, boss.

Do you know what I have in my bag?

I've got signatures.

- Signatures? - Yes.

Did you really get me signatures, Dong Baek?

That's right. I've got lots of them.

Lots of them?

You are so great!

This is the kind of go get them

attitude I wanted you to have.

How many signatures did you get?

How many contracts did you get?

What policies did you sell?

Do you know the actress Han Ji Su?

Of course.

I've got her signatures.

You weren't talking about signatures from clients you sold insurance to,

were you?

Idiot!

I overheard that your son's a big fan of Han Ji Su

so I got you and your son an autograph.

Give them all to me.

No.

- They're for the others. - Give them to me.

What do you think you're doing?

Stop joking around!

How many insurance policies have you sold this quarter?

How many do you think you're sold?

Would you like me to tell you?

None! Nada! Zip! Zilch!

Mr. Oh's subordinates sold so many policies

that he's getting a trip to Okinawa

and he's always talking about

what swimsuit to buy.

But I'm always getting my butt kicked by my boss thanks to you!

What are you doing to give us?

I think he was going to give us Han Ji Su's autograph.

Han Ji Su's autograph?

How did you get that?

Isn't that obvious?

He probably forged them himself.

How else could he have gotten them?

Jeez, boss.

These really are her autographs.

Stop joking around, Dong Baek!

Stop wasting time forging autographs

and think about how you

can sell more insurance!

They're really real.

You got me all worked up over nothing!

Ugh! My blood pressure's shooting up.

How could I expect you to send me to Okinawa?

Okinawa?

I should have known better!

Move out of my way.

He's the most worthless employee

in this entire department.

He doesn't even know what happened to me last night!

Huh! It's ripped.

Why don't we all go grab a cup of Joe?

I thought he was going to give us something to eat.

Ugh! Fake autographs!

Huh?

I guess people don't believe that Ji Su gave you those autographs.

Yeah.

No one believes me.

It's hard enough to get one of her autographs

and I got 9 of them, so of course they wouldn't believe me.

I wouldn't believe myself.

Doesn't it make you angry when people act like that?

It does.

It makes me angry but there's nothing I can do about it.

It doesn't matter.

Whether they believe me or not,

I really did meet Ms. Han and that's all that matters.

Anyways, what brings you all the way here?

Well...

What is it?

Is there anything I can help you with?

Actually...

Yes?

Here.

So, you want to send this via express courier?

But there's no address on this.

We're given it a lot of thought

and we don't feel comfortable not compensating you.

It's money.

You don't trust me, do you?

That's not it.

I don't know why people don't trust each other.

Mr. Gu.

I'll keep my promise.

I swear to god.

So please believe me, Miss.

But...

Okay. Now put on the next outfit.

Did you take care of everything?

No.

He made me feel so sorry and embarrassed.

He won't accept the money.

He wants us to trust him.

Really?

Okay. Then we'll just tell Gang Mo that we gave him the money.

Anyways, you know the autographs you gave him?

Yes?

He gave them to his coworkers but they wouldn't believe they were real.

Yeong Yeong, could you take a look at the next outfit?

Okay. Get ready.

Okay.

I don't know if you'll remember an average Joe like me,

but thanks to this secret,

I'll remember you for the rest of my life, Miss Han.

Today is my birthday.

It's Han Ji Su!

Huh! It's Han Ji Su!

Huh! It's Han Ji Su!

Hello.

What may I help you with, Miss?

I'm here to see Mr. Gu Dong Baek.

Do you know where he is right now?

Huh? Dong Baek?

Me! Me!

I know him well.

He's one of my employees.

Is that so?

If you could just step over this way.

You're Han Ji Su, aren't you?

Yes.

This way, Miss.

Does this mean those signatures were real?

That can't be! Why would she give him signatures?

I bet she's just a Han Ji Su look alike.

Let's follow them.

We're here.

Dong Baek.

See who's here to see you.

Hello.

What are you doing here, Miss Han?

I didn't get a chance to wish you a happy birthday yesterday.

I know it's late but happy birthday.

What are you waiting for? Take it, Dong Baek!

Okay.

Happy birthday!

Thank you.

This is all for me?

What is all this?

Isn't this a suit?

It's an expensive one.

Back up! Back up!

Hey, you! Move!

Who do you think you're talking to?

Don't you know who she is?

I'm so sorry, Miss Han.

I apologize for their rudeness.

It's all my fault that my employees are so rude!

Anyways, how do you know Dong Baek?

Mr. Gu is a very special fan of mine.

And he even drives me around sometimes.

Right?

Yes.

What?

Oh my god!

I'm buying lunch since it's his birthday. Would you like to join us?

Join you for lunch?

Yes.

But we can't go right now because we're working.

There's a great king crab place nearby.

I'll make reservations so come over there at lunchtime.

Only Dong Baek's department gets to go.

You guys can't come.

Do you know how expensive king crab is?

We can't burden her like that.

The postal worker?

There has to be a picture of Kim Gang Mo.

Darn it!

That man is Kim Gang Mo?

Kim Gang Mo used to be Han Ji Su's agent

and they were lovers.

And they're maintaining their relationship

even after Kim Gang Mo's engagement.

If Chairman Choi, Kim Gang Mo's future father-in-law

finds out about this, it's obvious how he'll react.

The problem is,

the picture is of his back.

Can't you make the man who was driving, talk?

I think they're shut him up somehow.

But I'll try talking to him again.

Write up something really spicy.

I'm sure Mr. Yun, the candidate will be quite happy about this.

What were you thinking?

You arrived late at the gallery and you were

photographed with the girl!

Until when do you plan to keep meeting her?

You promised not to meddle in my affairs if I got engaged.

You should have been more careful then!

It'll be over if your future father-in-law finds out.

We'll have to do something before they publish the article.

I've told Mr. Kim what to do about this, so follow his instructions.

Fortunately, the picture they're using

as evidence is of your back, so we can still take care of things.

What is father planning to do?

We're going to fabricate a new love interest for Han Ji Su today.

Where are you, Ji Su?

Huh? It's Han Ji Su!

We're here, Miss Han.

I'm sorry but something came up.

Lunch is ready so enjoy. Good day.

So she's not going to eat with us?

What's going on?

I don't know.

Don't just sit there with that gloomy face

and tell me,

what do I have to do?

Just relax and say,

Jisu, I'll come back to you after all this is over

so will you do what I ask??

Yeah. I will.

I'm so sorry.

That king crab was delicious.

I had king crab thanks to you, so I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

It's all right.

This is the first coffee anyone's bought me at the post office.

Why in the world is that guy here?

Huh! My documents!

For crying out loud!

Excuse me.

Where's Miss Han's manager's number?

I need to take a pee.

Come out! You have to come out!

Don't be tense.

You didn't to anything wrong.

I guess I don't have to go.

I thought you needed to urinate?

It's because I once had a bladder infection.

Anyways, this restroom is for employees only.

You have to use the restroom on the 1st floor.

I'm a very busy person, Mr. Gu.

You know full well why I'm here.

How much did they give you?

What are you talking about?

Fine.

We can give you more so tell us how much more you want.

Two, three, four times

what they gave you?

I really don't know what you're talking about.

I'll give you as much as you want if you tell me what happened that day.

What else do you need to hear?

I already told you what happened.

I met Miss Han at the award ceremony but she didn't have a license...

Darn it!

I photographed the real driver as he was running away.

What does that have to do with me?

Are you really going to keep lying like this?

This isn't something you should get involved with.

You'll only end up getting hurt.

Don't you know what I mean?

Are you threatening me right now?

Why you!

Did you think you could scare me by threatening me?

Why do you keep bothering me like this?

I don't have anything to say to you and I've already told you everything.

And this is my workplace so please leave!

I almost peed in my pants.

I think this is a mistake.

Will you think it over again, Ji Su?

I'm sorry, Yeong Yeong, but I need your help.

It's not a good thing for a star to have a love interest.

I know what you're worried about, but this isn't going to ruin my career.

For crying out loud.

Hello?

I checked the postal office worker and I don't think he'll talk.

Have you found a love interest?

Not yet.

I'll call you later on.

Fine. Let's say we decide to go along with this.

Where the heck are we going to find a love interest?

They want the article to be published by today.

How about that young actor that Mr. Kim's working with?

People would be interested if I was romantically linked to him.

What if he turns you down?

Things would be even worse if he turned you down.

This is so frustrating!

We need someone to

go along with this right now.

I know the perfect person.

Thank you.

Where is this place?

It's Ji Su's home.

Huh? Miss Han Ji Su's home?

Let's go in.

Come inside.

Okay.

Wow! This place is gigantic!

Take a seat.

You're here.

Yes.

Thank you for coming here on such short notice.

It's no problem.

Thank you for inviting me to your home.

This is the best day of my life.

We're run into another problem

and I need you to ask you for one more favour.

What is it?

What do you need me to do?

You're been so kind to me until now

and I'll do anything you want.

It's a difficult request.

It's okay if it's difficult.

I'll do anything if it means helping you.

Well...

will you be my boyfriend?

Huh?

My shoes!

Are you two really seeing each other?

Would you believe me if I denied it?

I'm worried about Mr. Gu.

I'll have to help him do well.

I'm buying you a car in return for your help.

Was this merely a transaction?

I can't help you anymore.

I're heard about your relationship.

You two make a lovely couple.

Mr. Baek's here at my place right now.

He seems to have heard you and my relationship is fake.