That '70s Show (1998–2006): Season 4, Episode 19 - Jackie's Cheese Squeeze - full transcript
When Todd and Jackie kiss, Eric is delighted to witness her infidelity towards Michael Kelso, and looks forward to holding it against her, then starts blackmailing her into massaging him. Furthermore he tells it to each of the mates 'in strictest and exclusive confidence'... Red exacerbated Kitty by his irrational macho obsession with his car, and his 'make up special day out' to a car show doesn't help... When Eric wants Jackie to shine his shoes, she decides he has waited so long to tell his friend that Kelso would be even more disgusted then by her girlish infidelity. They rush to tell him first, but when he finds out about her, she tells about him, and the mates also learn none had exclusivity...
Jackie, you clocked out
half an hour ago.
Did you come back
to tell me something?
Because I feel
the same way.
I was waiting outside for Michael to
pick me up, but the idiot never showed.
That's the third time
this week.
Three strikes and he's out,
according to the rules of baseball...
and love.
Actually, it's four strikes,
if you count the time he showed up late...
'cause he had to see how
The Jetsons ended.
Man, first he goes behind your back
and takes that modeling job...
and now this whole
Jetsons thing?
No futuristic cartoon
could ever keep me from you.
I just don't know
what's happening to us.
Okay. Jackie,
you need to cheer up.
And the first step to cheering up
is giving Todd a hug.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
I am so glad
I went shopping today!
- What do I do?
- Run like the wind!
Eric!
Did you get a haircut?
'Cause I love it.
You look just like
Parker Stevenson.
Really? 'Cause I told the guy
that he should... No, no, no!
That's not gonna work,
tramp-face.
I saw tongue.
Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't
have the best relationship.
- You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
- Right.
So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never
telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Hmm.
Or I could just torture you
with this information until I'm bored.
- Eric!
- Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal.
You can buy two guaranteed hours
of silence...
by carving this wheel of cheddar
into a handsome likeness of me.
And... go.
- Red, dinner's ready.
- Five more minutes, Kitty.
A bunch of birds threw
a "crap on my Corvette" party.
If I don't get it off,
the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Why don't you just
put the car in the garage?
Because if I put the car in the garage,
I can't see it from the dinner table!
Kitty, don't give advice about
things you don't understand!
Okay.
I'm the crazy one.
Well, um, let's just
go ahead and eat.
Oh, we're not
doing that yet?
You know, ever since Red got his new car,
he can barely tear himself away from it.
You better watch out, Kitty,
or you're gonna end up a Corvette widow.
Oh, no, he loves that car.
He deserves it.
The last treat he bought himself
was a pellet gun...
to shoot the chipmunks
that were stealing our tomatoes.
And I had to throw that away,
because it was giving him war nightmares.
I'm glad
you threw it out.
That thing hurt.
Kitty, I know
what I'm talking about.
As soon as my ex-husband got a boat,
it was like he forgot I even existed.
So I divorced him,
took the boat...
and spent a vigorous three-day weekend
on it with the harbormaster.
I don't...
I don't think that's kitchen talk.
Okay, okay.
I saw Jackie... making out with the guy
from the cheese shop!
The little dude!
No way!
Yup. But you're the only one I told,
so don't say a word to anyone.
Okay, my little
Secret Squirrel?
My lips are sealed.
Good. 'Cause I knew
I could count on you.
You always can.
Think about it.
We hold information...
that could crush the very heart and soul
of one of our best friends.
I live for days like this!
Oh, but just remember,
you're the only one I told.
Your secret's safe with me.
Well, you missed
a nice dinner.
Joanne said
the funniest thing.
She said I was gonna end up
a Corvette widow.
Isn't that a kick?
Oh, Kitty,
I wouldn't leave you for the car.
Who'd make dinner?
Oh, no.
I think it's the time
to prove Joanne wrong.
How are you gonna
prove Joanne wrong?
What surprising and thoughtful deed
are you gonna do to prove Joanne wrong?
I'm gonna prove
Joanne wrong by...
taking you out...
on a...
special date...
soon.
- Tomorrow.
- Good answer!
Oh, hey, guys.
It's Kelso's loyal girlfriend, Jackie.
Hi, Jackie!
Okay, I'm not here to stay.
I just came to get Michael. Come on.
Oh, no, stay.
We're just gonna hang out and fool around.
We all know
how much you like to...
fool around.
Okay, Michael, come on.
Let's go to The Hub.
No, I want to stay here
and fool around!
So, hey, Jackie, how's it going
down at the cheese shop?
You must be so tired from
giving it away at the mall.
- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know. What are you laughing at?
I don't know.
- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know.
What are you laughing at?
I really don't know.
- Come on, Michael. Let's go!
- No, let's stay.
We could play Monopoly!
Oh, but that wouldn't be much fun,
since we all know that... Jackie cheats.
I do not!
Oh, you do cheat.
We've all caught you.
Red, this is supposed to be
our special date.
There is nothing special
about an auto show!
Oh, no? How 'bout it's special
'cause you're the only woman here.
You're the queen
of the auto show!
- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept...
- Oh, come on, Kitty.
It'll be fun.
You're always saying how we
should share each other's interests.
I only said that to get you
to go to the Figurine Festival.
Okay, I do. I want us to share our interests,
so... I'll start.
Teach me about cars.
I'm excited!
That's my girl.
Holy crap!
Look at the paint job
on that T-bird.
Wait here.
I'll be right back.
Wait, wait.
Wait here?
Well, someone's gotta guard the car.
Who better than the queen?
Not on the bumper!
Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person
I was looking for.
Look, I've got this... itch
right above my shoulder.
Be a good girl.
Give...
Give a little scratch.
Eric, I came here to talk to you
about what happened yesterday.
Okay, but I can't hear you
if you're not scratchin'.
Yeah!
Things between me and Michael
have been weird lately...
and when Todd kissed me, I guess I
just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable.
But I made
a terrible mistake.
And I was hoping you'd
show me some compassion.
Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling
you get when someone just shined your shoes?
Because if so,
you are in luck.
And... go.
You know what?
I don't think so.
See, I may have kissed Todd...
but you knew about it all along
and didn't tell Michael.
And that is way worse
than what I did.
Wait, what?
Yeah. See, girlfriends
are supposed to lie.
That's what we do.
But best friends are supposed to be loyal,
and you weren't.
So guess what? You're screwed,
'cause I'm telling Michael everything!
- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I so would!
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
Well... Well, this certainly
blew up in my face!
When I tell Michael what you did,
he's gonna forget all about what I did.
Unless I get to him first.
You wouldn't.
Well, to quote a certain manager-kissing
cheese maiden I know...
"I so would!"
And... go!
- Not here!
- Damn it!
Okay, Todd, like,
I know we kissed...
and it was probably, like,
the best kiss you'll ever have.
But it didn't mean anything,
and nothing's gonna come of it.
So you're gonna have to get over me.
Oh, you know what?
Please don't fire me,
because I really need this job.
Okay? Great.
See you tomorrow!
Look, Kelso,
I am so sorry!
- Get out of my way.
- Wait, Michael!
Great.
He hates me, right?
No. He hates me.
We didn't even
talk about you.
I mean, I told him about the kiss,
and he just stormed off.
I couldn't even
tell him I'm sorry.
Okay, well... I'm not going
to feel sorry for you, so...
Yeah. I mean,
y-you can't make me.
I just love him so much.
Oh, God.
Okay, look.
Jackie.
I-It's just
one kiss, right?
That's not so bad.
Just tell Kelso what you told me about,
you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff.
Now he doesn't even
want to see me.
So, you know what?
We'll go hang out in my basement
and wait for him to come by.
He left his bouncy ball there, so, you know,
he's bound to be by sometime.
You'd do that for me?
As long as you promise
not to rat me out.
Deal.
So, friends?
As long as you promise
not to tell people we're friends.
You guys are never
gonna believe this.
Jackie cheated on me.
With the cheese guy!
No!
Yeah. I was just
as shocked as you are.
Well, thank God
all she did was kiss him.
Yeah.
Wait. How do you know
all she did was kiss him?
Kiss?
Gee, I...
I didn't say "kiss."
Don't make fun of my accent.
That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella,
or I'd kick his ass.
Just, boom!
Right in the ass!
Hey, man, you gotta
kick his ass.
Like, on Fantasy Island...
if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women
up to his little tower and put it to her...
Roarke would slap that little dude
like a drunk Southern widow!
Then he'd hit him off
with some vicious voodoo.
Voodoo on Tattoo.
Voodoo.
Tattoo.
Peekaboo.
Honeydew.
Kung fu.
Koo-koo-ka-choo.
I'm done.
Well, look who's finally back.
While you were gone, some guy came by
to compliment me on my headlights.
Pretty sure he wasn't
talkin' about the car!
I got us funnel cakes!
It's like a second honeymoon.
Kitty, not in the car.
Hey, nice Vette.
You should come see
the custom job I did on mine.
Cost me three grand
and a marriage.
- Three grand?
- And a marriage!
I'll only be a minute, Kitty.
What are you lookin' at,
gearhead?
Your ass is mine,
cheese puff!
How did you know
my nickname?
Wait, your nickname's
cheese puff?
Stay focused.
Kick his ass!
Yeah, right.
Good. Yeah.
What do you think you're doing
kissing my girlfriend huh? Huh?
Well, maybe if you paid more attention
to that gorgeous creature...
than your little modeling gig,
it wouldn't have happened.
Little?
That picture sold hundreds of young men's
briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
It's true. I bought three pairs.
Very supportive.
Yeah, so look.
I know you're a little fella, but I can't
let you go around kissin' my girlfriend.
So you're gonna
have to take a punch.
I understand.
That didn't look
like it hurt him at all.
Well, I guess
it's my turn.
Okay. I didn't mean to scare you,
little guy.
I'm a black belt.
All right!
Didn't see that coming!
Thanks to your
funnel-cake accident...
I'll have to spend half the night
cleaning out the car.
Well, I hope you two
will be very happy together.
Mrs. Forman! Mrs. Forman,
I have a black eye, and I need ice!
I'm not doing anything else
for men today.
- Just go away.
- No. I'm not gonna go away.
I'm having a really bad day.
I got decked by a guy
who kissed Jackie.
He was huge.
And she thinks that it was okay to kiss him,
because I've been ignorin' her for work.
Which I barely did!
And I got a black eye,
and I need someone to care about me!
Well, well, well.
Michael ignored Jackie,
and she kissed another boy.
That is completely different!
He ignored her for a stupid job.
I ignored you for a car!
- Crap.
- Oh, burn!
How many times
you want to get hit today?
Kitty, I'm sorry.
Next time, I'll be happy
to forget about the car...
and go to whatever figurine...
quilting, macram?,
man-killing thing you want to do.
Actually, there's a knitting bee
at the community center right now.
You're kidding.
And you know what they say
about those knitters:
They spin quite a yarn!
You know what would really
teach me a lesson?
Leaving me at home to, you know,
think about what I've done.
If you're not in that car in two seconds,
I'll make you carry my knitting basket.
Coming, dear.
Wait, wait, wait.
So Kelso got beat up?
Yeah, by the little dude
at the cheese shop.
It was awesome, man.
Like a hurricane of tiny fists.
All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal.
You cheated on me.
- You used to cheat on me all the time!
- Yeah?
Well, yeah.
But you cheated out of hate,
and I cheated out of joy.
I didn't cheat
out of hate, Michael.
I cheated because lately,
you've been acting like I don't exist.
Well, I sure know you exist
now that you Frenched the whole mall!
Look, I know that
I need to pay more attention to you...
and I want to forgive you...
but I have all this anger built up
inside of me and nowhere to put it.
Eric knew about the kiss
all along and didn't tell you.
- You knew?
- Jackie.
What'd you expect?
You're a dead man, Forman!
Get him, Michael!
Well, guys, uh,
just so you're up to speed...
I knew about the kiss all along.
Eric told me.
He made me his Secret Squirrel.
What? That dill-hole said
I was the only one he told.
- Me too!
- Me too!
It was hilarious. You guys should've seen it.
Kelso's foot got stuck
in a gopher hole, and... and...
Hey, w... w-why are you guys
all looking at me like that?
I was your Secret Squirrel?
You son of a bitch!
Get him!
The '58's the only one
with the chrome detail.
Mmm.
Men and cars.
Never got it, never will.
half an hour ago.
Did you come back
to tell me something?
Because I feel
the same way.
I was waiting outside for Michael to
pick me up, but the idiot never showed.
That's the third time
this week.
Three strikes and he's out,
according to the rules of baseball...
and love.
Actually, it's four strikes,
if you count the time he showed up late...
'cause he had to see how
The Jetsons ended.
Man, first he goes behind your back
and takes that modeling job...
and now this whole
Jetsons thing?
No futuristic cartoon
could ever keep me from you.
I just don't know
what's happening to us.
Okay. Jackie,
you need to cheer up.
And the first step to cheering up
is giving Todd a hug.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
I am so glad
I went shopping today!
- What do I do?
- Run like the wind!
Eric!
Did you get a haircut?
'Cause I love it.
You look just like
Parker Stevenson.
Really? 'Cause I told the guy
that he should... No, no, no!
That's not gonna work,
tramp-face.
I saw tongue.
Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't
have the best relationship.
- You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
- Right.
So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never
telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Hmm.
Or I could just torture you
with this information until I'm bored.
- Eric!
- Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal.
You can buy two guaranteed hours
of silence...
by carving this wheel of cheddar
into a handsome likeness of me.
And... go.
- Red, dinner's ready.
- Five more minutes, Kitty.
A bunch of birds threw
a "crap on my Corvette" party.
If I don't get it off,
the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Why don't you just
put the car in the garage?
Because if I put the car in the garage,
I can't see it from the dinner table!
Kitty, don't give advice about
things you don't understand!
Okay.
I'm the crazy one.
Well, um, let's just
go ahead and eat.
Oh, we're not
doing that yet?
You know, ever since Red got his new car,
he can barely tear himself away from it.
You better watch out, Kitty,
or you're gonna end up a Corvette widow.
Oh, no, he loves that car.
He deserves it.
The last treat he bought himself
was a pellet gun...
to shoot the chipmunks
that were stealing our tomatoes.
And I had to throw that away,
because it was giving him war nightmares.
I'm glad
you threw it out.
That thing hurt.
Kitty, I know
what I'm talking about.
As soon as my ex-husband got a boat,
it was like he forgot I even existed.
So I divorced him,
took the boat...
and spent a vigorous three-day weekend
on it with the harbormaster.
I don't...
I don't think that's kitchen talk.
Okay, okay.
I saw Jackie... making out with the guy
from the cheese shop!
The little dude!
No way!
Yup. But you're the only one I told,
so don't say a word to anyone.
Okay, my little
Secret Squirrel?
My lips are sealed.
Good. 'Cause I knew
I could count on you.
You always can.
Think about it.
We hold information...
that could crush the very heart and soul
of one of our best friends.
I live for days like this!
Oh, but just remember,
you're the only one I told.
Your secret's safe with me.
Well, you missed
a nice dinner.
Joanne said
the funniest thing.
She said I was gonna end up
a Corvette widow.
Isn't that a kick?
Oh, Kitty,
I wouldn't leave you for the car.
Who'd make dinner?
Oh, no.
I think it's the time
to prove Joanne wrong.
How are you gonna
prove Joanne wrong?
What surprising and thoughtful deed
are you gonna do to prove Joanne wrong?
I'm gonna prove
Joanne wrong by...
taking you out...
on a...
special date...
soon.
- Tomorrow.
- Good answer!
Oh, hey, guys.
It's Kelso's loyal girlfriend, Jackie.
Hi, Jackie!
Okay, I'm not here to stay.
I just came to get Michael. Come on.
Oh, no, stay.
We're just gonna hang out and fool around.
We all know
how much you like to...
fool around.
Okay, Michael, come on.
Let's go to The Hub.
No, I want to stay here
and fool around!
So, hey, Jackie, how's it going
down at the cheese shop?
You must be so tired from
giving it away at the mall.
- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know. What are you laughing at?
I don't know.
- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know.
What are you laughing at?
I really don't know.
- Come on, Michael. Let's go!
- No, let's stay.
We could play Monopoly!
Oh, but that wouldn't be much fun,
since we all know that... Jackie cheats.
I do not!
Oh, you do cheat.
We've all caught you.
Red, this is supposed to be
our special date.
There is nothing special
about an auto show!
Oh, no? How 'bout it's special
'cause you're the only woman here.
You're the queen
of the auto show!
- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept...
- Oh, come on, Kitty.
It'll be fun.
You're always saying how we
should share each other's interests.
I only said that to get you
to go to the Figurine Festival.
Okay, I do. I want us to share our interests,
so... I'll start.
Teach me about cars.
I'm excited!
That's my girl.
Holy crap!
Look at the paint job
on that T-bird.
Wait here.
I'll be right back.
Wait, wait.
Wait here?
Well, someone's gotta guard the car.
Who better than the queen?
Not on the bumper!
Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person
I was looking for.
Look, I've got this... itch
right above my shoulder.
Be a good girl.
Give...
Give a little scratch.
Eric, I came here to talk to you
about what happened yesterday.
Okay, but I can't hear you
if you're not scratchin'.
Yeah!
Things between me and Michael
have been weird lately...
and when Todd kissed me, I guess I
just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable.
But I made
a terrible mistake.
And I was hoping you'd
show me some compassion.
Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling
you get when someone just shined your shoes?
Because if so,
you are in luck.
And... go.
You know what?
I don't think so.
See, I may have kissed Todd...
but you knew about it all along
and didn't tell Michael.
And that is way worse
than what I did.
Wait, what?
Yeah. See, girlfriends
are supposed to lie.
That's what we do.
But best friends are supposed to be loyal,
and you weren't.
So guess what? You're screwed,
'cause I'm telling Michael everything!
- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I so would!
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
Well... Well, this certainly
blew up in my face!
When I tell Michael what you did,
he's gonna forget all about what I did.
Unless I get to him first.
You wouldn't.
Well, to quote a certain manager-kissing
cheese maiden I know...
"I so would!"
And... go!
- Not here!
- Damn it!
Okay, Todd, like,
I know we kissed...
and it was probably, like,
the best kiss you'll ever have.
But it didn't mean anything,
and nothing's gonna come of it.
So you're gonna have to get over me.
Oh, you know what?
Please don't fire me,
because I really need this job.
Okay? Great.
See you tomorrow!
Look, Kelso,
I am so sorry!
- Get out of my way.
- Wait, Michael!
Great.
He hates me, right?
No. He hates me.
We didn't even
talk about you.
I mean, I told him about the kiss,
and he just stormed off.
I couldn't even
tell him I'm sorry.
Okay, well... I'm not going
to feel sorry for you, so...
Yeah. I mean,
y-you can't make me.
I just love him so much.
Oh, God.
Okay, look.
Jackie.
I-It's just
one kiss, right?
That's not so bad.
Just tell Kelso what you told me about,
you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff.
Now he doesn't even
want to see me.
So, you know what?
We'll go hang out in my basement
and wait for him to come by.
He left his bouncy ball there, so, you know,
he's bound to be by sometime.
You'd do that for me?
As long as you promise
not to rat me out.
Deal.
So, friends?
As long as you promise
not to tell people we're friends.
You guys are never
gonna believe this.
Jackie cheated on me.
With the cheese guy!
No!
Yeah. I was just
as shocked as you are.
Well, thank God
all she did was kiss him.
Yeah.
Wait. How do you know
all she did was kiss him?
Kiss?
Gee, I...
I didn't say "kiss."
Don't make fun of my accent.
That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella,
or I'd kick his ass.
Just, boom!
Right in the ass!
Hey, man, you gotta
kick his ass.
Like, on Fantasy Island...
if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women
up to his little tower and put it to her...
Roarke would slap that little dude
like a drunk Southern widow!
Then he'd hit him off
with some vicious voodoo.
Voodoo on Tattoo.
Voodoo.
Tattoo.
Peekaboo.
Honeydew.
Kung fu.
Koo-koo-ka-choo.
I'm done.
Well, look who's finally back.
While you were gone, some guy came by
to compliment me on my headlights.
Pretty sure he wasn't
talkin' about the car!
I got us funnel cakes!
It's like a second honeymoon.
Kitty, not in the car.
Hey, nice Vette.
You should come see
the custom job I did on mine.
Cost me three grand
and a marriage.
- Three grand?
- And a marriage!
I'll only be a minute, Kitty.
What are you lookin' at,
gearhead?
Your ass is mine,
cheese puff!
How did you know
my nickname?
Wait, your nickname's
cheese puff?
Stay focused.
Kick his ass!
Yeah, right.
Good. Yeah.
What do you think you're doing
kissing my girlfriend huh? Huh?
Well, maybe if you paid more attention
to that gorgeous creature...
than your little modeling gig,
it wouldn't have happened.
Little?
That picture sold hundreds of young men's
briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
It's true. I bought three pairs.
Very supportive.
Yeah, so look.
I know you're a little fella, but I can't
let you go around kissin' my girlfriend.
So you're gonna
have to take a punch.
I understand.
That didn't look
like it hurt him at all.
Well, I guess
it's my turn.
Okay. I didn't mean to scare you,
little guy.
I'm a black belt.
All right!
Didn't see that coming!
Thanks to your
funnel-cake accident...
I'll have to spend half the night
cleaning out the car.
Well, I hope you two
will be very happy together.
Mrs. Forman! Mrs. Forman,
I have a black eye, and I need ice!
I'm not doing anything else
for men today.
- Just go away.
- No. I'm not gonna go away.
I'm having a really bad day.
I got decked by a guy
who kissed Jackie.
He was huge.
And she thinks that it was okay to kiss him,
because I've been ignorin' her for work.
Which I barely did!
And I got a black eye,
and I need someone to care about me!
Well, well, well.
Michael ignored Jackie,
and she kissed another boy.
That is completely different!
He ignored her for a stupid job.
I ignored you for a car!
- Crap.
- Oh, burn!
How many times
you want to get hit today?
Kitty, I'm sorry.
Next time, I'll be happy
to forget about the car...
and go to whatever figurine...
quilting, macram?,
man-killing thing you want to do.
Actually, there's a knitting bee
at the community center right now.
You're kidding.
And you know what they say
about those knitters:
They spin quite a yarn!
You know what would really
teach me a lesson?
Leaving me at home to, you know,
think about what I've done.
If you're not in that car in two seconds,
I'll make you carry my knitting basket.
Coming, dear.
Wait, wait, wait.
So Kelso got beat up?
Yeah, by the little dude
at the cheese shop.
It was awesome, man.
Like a hurricane of tiny fists.
All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal.
You cheated on me.
- You used to cheat on me all the time!
- Yeah?
Well, yeah.
But you cheated out of hate,
and I cheated out of joy.
I didn't cheat
out of hate, Michael.
I cheated because lately,
you've been acting like I don't exist.
Well, I sure know you exist
now that you Frenched the whole mall!
Look, I know that
I need to pay more attention to you...
and I want to forgive you...
but I have all this anger built up
inside of me and nowhere to put it.
Eric knew about the kiss
all along and didn't tell you.
- You knew?
- Jackie.
What'd you expect?
You're a dead man, Forman!
Get him, Michael!
Well, guys, uh,
just so you're up to speed...
I knew about the kiss all along.
Eric told me.
He made me his Secret Squirrel.
What? That dill-hole said
I was the only one he told.
- Me too!
- Me too!
It was hilarious. You guys should've seen it.
Kelso's foot got stuck
in a gopher hole, and... and...
Hey, w... w-why are you guys
all looking at me like that?
I was your Secret Squirrel?
You son of a bitch!
Get him!
The '58's the only one
with the chrome detail.
Mmm.
Men and cars.
Never got it, never will.