Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003–2010): Season 4, Episode 1 - Cousin Sid - full transcript
Life moves as the wheel of destiny turns,
day to night, night to day.
Our fight with the Shredder
nearly costs us our lives.
We are broken, battered...
But alive. Our bodies will heal.
But I wonder...
Do my sons carry other
wounds not so easily overcome?
I know with a great heaviness,
that there will always be some
new threat to challenge us.
I only pray my sons
will be prepared to face it.
Just a little bit further, master Splinter.
Finally. Now, someone
give me a fork or something.
You have no idea
how bad my legs itch.
Yeah, we do, Mikey. We heard
about it the whole trip.
Thank you, April. I am not
as young as I once was.
- Wound's take longer to heal.
- I'm still as young as I once was.
And I don't feel
like I'm ever going to heal!
Too bad you didn't break your jaw.
Maybe we finally get a little
peace and quiet around here.
That's better.
What's that smell?!
It smells like burnt.
Oh, right, sorry, sensei.
All right. Who's hungry?
- Me!, I am.
- I am!
Over here!
Leo?
Leonardo?
I'm fine.
- Don't scratch Mikey.
- April, did you bring your laptop?
You think we can
get a wireless signal out here?
Hey, April, can you run
out and get some comics for me?
Hey, April, April.
Can you Mikey upside a head for me?
- I can't reach.
- My sons, enough.
Our bodies need rest to heal.
And that includes your mouths.
No scratching.
- Master Splinter.
- Leonardo, you need as well.
I'll rest when, I'll rest later.
- Someone is outside.
- Stay up here, I'll check it out.
Hey, April, check this out.
You could still see where they blasted up the
wall, like punched through when I was seven.
Casey, Splinter heard someone outside.
Out here?
Oh, don't worry.
There's no one around for miles.
Then again.
Casey!
Well, what do know?
You're not welcome.
Last time I checked,
this was my grandma's house too.
- Casey.
- Put me down, you psycho!
This is my gambling thieving
good-for-nothing cousin Sid.
Wow. And I thought Casey was
the black sheep of the Jones family.
What do you want, Sid?
You always want something.
I just want what's mine.
You get this house, you get the girls.
Well, I want my share. I want the money.
- What are you talking about, Sid?
- Don't give me that...
You know what
I'm talking about, the loot.
Everyone knows that
Grandpa robbed that train.
I want Grandpa share
the whole tunnel train job.
Casey's cousin says Casey's
granddad was a train robber.
Cool.
We should have known Casey would
come from a long line of boneheads.
You're crazy. Sid. No one
ever believed that old story.
I believed it. He said he buried the loot.
Spot marks the x. He was
always saying the crazy old coot.
I dug holes out here
for years looking for it,
for anything that looked
like an x. It's got to be here!
Spot marks the x.
That's not right.
- Get out of here, Sid.
- I need that money, Casey.
You've got it, don't you?
You've got the money!
Sid, there is no money.
Casey wait.
Sid, are you in trouble?
Spot marks the x, Casey.
You're lying now give me that money
or things are going to get ugly!
I'm not going to ask you again, Case.
Now give me that money.
Well, so much for that family reunion.
Cousin Sid brought a
federation blaster to the party.
We should have known Casey's
lack of smarts would run in the family.
- What should we do?
- Hey, I've got it.
We disguise ourselves
in old animal skins,
get close enough to Sid,
then spring on him!
Oh, Mikey, if only I could reach now!
You must take this seriously.
See this obviously distressed...
- We need to...
- I'll take care of Sid.
Leonardo. Leonardo!
That can't be good.
Hey you Sid, long time no see.
Looks like you having
quite the party here.
Spuds, what are you doing here?
- I told you I'd get you the money.
- Sid, Sid, Sid...
I'm not some two bit kooky anymore.
We're Purple Dragons now.
Purple Dragons? What are you?
the North Hampton chatter?
Look, April,
they got matching jackets.
Shut up, Casey.
The Dragons have a new agenda.
We're going places,
and all markers
are being called in.
That means yours too, Sid.
Purple Dragons, I hate Purple dragons.
I told you I'd get you the money, Spuds.
And I will tonight.
Oh, I know you will, Sid.
We're just here to make sure
your little treasure hunt goes smooth.
Boys, help Sid look.
Why you too bit?
I sure picked the
wrong time to have broken legs.
Speak for yourself, Mikey.
I can take seven
Purple Dragons lying on my back.
Our injuries do have us at a disadvantage.
Enough talk. Let's take them down.
Leo, you're stealing Raph's line.
Hey, I don't mind.
I love it when Leo talks tough.
We should get Karai to step more often.
Easy Leo. Leave Raph to me.
Raph needs a hiding place.
Don't you, Raphie boy?
And I got just the spot.
Hiding spot?
Don't even...
No way I'm missing this action.
Don't worry, Raph,
we'll kill that for you.
Maybe...
Mikey, you better hope I never heal.
I'm not seeing any
of this treasure, Sid.
You know what happens
if we don't get that money.
I... I...
Casey has the money, he found it!
- What? Sid, you weasel.
- Wait!
There is no money!
Well, I guess we're just going
to have to beat the truth out of yous!
Boys...
What the?, that's my car!
Nobody messes with my car, ever!
Max, you and the others
find out whoever's out there,
and take care of them.
All right, search the place.
Ghost did not get on!
Oh shell, I wonder if it's too late
to switch places with Raph.
Come on, come to Mikey...
Yes!
Two busted legs, flat out of my shell,
and I'm still all that in a bag of chips.
Mmmm chips.
Okay buddy, game's over?
Uh? Who's there?!
- Gotcha!
- Hey, get me down from here!
Spuds! Guys!
Help!
Nighty night, dragon boy.
What's that smell?
It's like burnt...
Hair...
I mean did smell,
but at least I am still conscious.
Guys?
Guys!
What's going on here, guys?!
This ain't funny, fellas!
Max?
Max, you in there?!
Max!
Oh mama.
Good shot, Leo.
Come on, come on.
What is taking them so long?
Sid, it doesn't have to be like this.
We can talk this out.
Talk ain't gonna find that money.
Talk is gonna take Spuds off my back!
So it's all about you.
Ain't Sid? Nothing changes.
Shut up over there.
I've heard enough out of you two.
One more word and I'm gonna...
Hold it right...!
Max?
What the?!
Here we go...
Guys? Sam!
Jake! Anyone!
Hey you cous...
Hey look out!
You should have stayed out of this.
Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson
you ain't never gonna forget.
Little girl,
you gonna wish you never did that!
That's funny, I was gonna
say the same thing to you.
April!
I'm coming babe!
Case, I gotta have that money, I'm sorry.
Now,
about that lesson.
See where that smart mouth got you?!
Now we'll see how tough your boyfriend is
with my blaster stuck in your ribs.
Back off, Casey!
Get real, Sid!
You knew better than the tussle
with me when we were kids...
Did you get dumber or something?
All right. You asked for it!
That's it girly!
Looks like all that training paid off.
This isn't over.
Don't get any bright ideas.
You don't know who you're messing with!
The Purple Dragons will...
Whatever Sid owes,
it's paid off as of right now.
Or what?
Okay, sure!
Don't shoot!
I'll find a way to cover his markers
square with the Purple Dragons.
You don't owe us anything, Sid.
We're square, just...
Just please don't hurt the car.
Okay?
Deal?
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Okay, the pain is worth it,
just so I can rise Raph
for missing out on all the action.
Not all the action, Mikey.
Why'd you do it, Casey?
Why'd you help me out
with Spuds after all I did?
Sid, you're a wackbag.
But you're still family.
Everybody deserves a new start.
Even you, Sid.
Just make sure you don't blow it.
Right, Casey?
Casey?
Spot marks the X.
Spot marks the X.
It couldn't be, but that's gotta be it.
Spot, don't you remember, Sid?
Spot, the straight dog Grandpa
took in, he loved that old dog.
Old Spot got pretty sick one
summer and passed away.
I remember there was this one
big stone in the foundation of the
bond that Grandpa
used to mock Spot's grave with.
What are we waiting for?
Bring that sack of lose!
We've found it.
The money! Finally it's mine!
You gave me a second chance, Case.
I'm not gonna blow it.
Come on, cous, we'll share it.
What the?
There are receives...
To charities.
Grandma Jones never did
approve of grandpa's train robbin past.
Looks like she made up for it.
I've been digging
holes here for years...?
And I find out she
donated it all to charity?
She gave it away!
Well,
I suppose that makes her about
the only white sheep in your family.
They're laughing. That's nice.
I can't move, and they're laughing.
We'll heal.
Then we'll beat the shell out of Casey
for having such a wackbag family.
But you're first, Mikey.
day to night, night to day.
Our fight with the Shredder
nearly costs us our lives.
We are broken, battered...
But alive. Our bodies will heal.
But I wonder...
Do my sons carry other
wounds not so easily overcome?
I know with a great heaviness,
that there will always be some
new threat to challenge us.
I only pray my sons
will be prepared to face it.
Just a little bit further, master Splinter.
Finally. Now, someone
give me a fork or something.
You have no idea
how bad my legs itch.
Yeah, we do, Mikey. We heard
about it the whole trip.
Thank you, April. I am not
as young as I once was.
- Wound's take longer to heal.
- I'm still as young as I once was.
And I don't feel
like I'm ever going to heal!
Too bad you didn't break your jaw.
Maybe we finally get a little
peace and quiet around here.
That's better.
What's that smell?!
It smells like burnt.
Oh, right, sorry, sensei.
All right. Who's hungry?
- Me!, I am.
- I am!
Over here!
Leo?
Leonardo?
I'm fine.
- Don't scratch Mikey.
- April, did you bring your laptop?
You think we can
get a wireless signal out here?
Hey, April, can you run
out and get some comics for me?
Hey, April, April.
Can you Mikey upside a head for me?
- I can't reach.
- My sons, enough.
Our bodies need rest to heal.
And that includes your mouths.
No scratching.
- Master Splinter.
- Leonardo, you need as well.
I'll rest when, I'll rest later.
- Someone is outside.
- Stay up here, I'll check it out.
Hey, April, check this out.
You could still see where they blasted up the
wall, like punched through when I was seven.
Casey, Splinter heard someone outside.
Out here?
Oh, don't worry.
There's no one around for miles.
Then again.
Casey!
Well, what do know?
You're not welcome.
Last time I checked,
this was my grandma's house too.
- Casey.
- Put me down, you psycho!
This is my gambling thieving
good-for-nothing cousin Sid.
Wow. And I thought Casey was
the black sheep of the Jones family.
What do you want, Sid?
You always want something.
I just want what's mine.
You get this house, you get the girls.
Well, I want my share. I want the money.
- What are you talking about, Sid?
- Don't give me that...
You know what
I'm talking about, the loot.
Everyone knows that
Grandpa robbed that train.
I want Grandpa share
the whole tunnel train job.
Casey's cousin says Casey's
granddad was a train robber.
Cool.
We should have known Casey would
come from a long line of boneheads.
You're crazy. Sid. No one
ever believed that old story.
I believed it. He said he buried the loot.
Spot marks the x. He was
always saying the crazy old coot.
I dug holes out here
for years looking for it,
for anything that looked
like an x. It's got to be here!
Spot marks the x.
That's not right.
- Get out of here, Sid.
- I need that money, Casey.
You've got it, don't you?
You've got the money!
Sid, there is no money.
Casey wait.
Sid, are you in trouble?
Spot marks the x, Casey.
You're lying now give me that money
or things are going to get ugly!
I'm not going to ask you again, Case.
Now give me that money.
Well, so much for that family reunion.
Cousin Sid brought a
federation blaster to the party.
We should have known Casey's
lack of smarts would run in the family.
- What should we do?
- Hey, I've got it.
We disguise ourselves
in old animal skins,
get close enough to Sid,
then spring on him!
Oh, Mikey, if only I could reach now!
You must take this seriously.
See this obviously distressed...
- We need to...
- I'll take care of Sid.
Leonardo. Leonardo!
That can't be good.
Hey you Sid, long time no see.
Looks like you having
quite the party here.
Spuds, what are you doing here?
- I told you I'd get you the money.
- Sid, Sid, Sid...
I'm not some two bit kooky anymore.
We're Purple Dragons now.
Purple Dragons? What are you?
the North Hampton chatter?
Look, April,
they got matching jackets.
Shut up, Casey.
The Dragons have a new agenda.
We're going places,
and all markers
are being called in.
That means yours too, Sid.
Purple Dragons, I hate Purple dragons.
I told you I'd get you the money, Spuds.
And I will tonight.
Oh, I know you will, Sid.
We're just here to make sure
your little treasure hunt goes smooth.
Boys, help Sid look.
Why you too bit?
I sure picked the
wrong time to have broken legs.
Speak for yourself, Mikey.
I can take seven
Purple Dragons lying on my back.
Our injuries do have us at a disadvantage.
Enough talk. Let's take them down.
Leo, you're stealing Raph's line.
Hey, I don't mind.
I love it when Leo talks tough.
We should get Karai to step more often.
Easy Leo. Leave Raph to me.
Raph needs a hiding place.
Don't you, Raphie boy?
And I got just the spot.
Hiding spot?
Don't even...
No way I'm missing this action.
Don't worry, Raph,
we'll kill that for you.
Maybe...
Mikey, you better hope I never heal.
I'm not seeing any
of this treasure, Sid.
You know what happens
if we don't get that money.
I... I...
Casey has the money, he found it!
- What? Sid, you weasel.
- Wait!
There is no money!
Well, I guess we're just going
to have to beat the truth out of yous!
Boys...
What the?, that's my car!
Nobody messes with my car, ever!
Max, you and the others
find out whoever's out there,
and take care of them.
All right, search the place.
Ghost did not get on!
Oh shell, I wonder if it's too late
to switch places with Raph.
Come on, come to Mikey...
Yes!
Two busted legs, flat out of my shell,
and I'm still all that in a bag of chips.
Mmmm chips.
Okay buddy, game's over?
Uh? Who's there?!
- Gotcha!
- Hey, get me down from here!
Spuds! Guys!
Help!
Nighty night, dragon boy.
What's that smell?
It's like burnt...
Hair...
I mean did smell,
but at least I am still conscious.
Guys?
Guys!
What's going on here, guys?!
This ain't funny, fellas!
Max?
Max, you in there?!
Max!
Oh mama.
Good shot, Leo.
Come on, come on.
What is taking them so long?
Sid, it doesn't have to be like this.
We can talk this out.
Talk ain't gonna find that money.
Talk is gonna take Spuds off my back!
So it's all about you.
Ain't Sid? Nothing changes.
Shut up over there.
I've heard enough out of you two.
One more word and I'm gonna...
Hold it right...!
Max?
What the?!
Here we go...
Guys? Sam!
Jake! Anyone!
Hey you cous...
Hey look out!
You should have stayed out of this.
Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson
you ain't never gonna forget.
Little girl,
you gonna wish you never did that!
That's funny, I was gonna
say the same thing to you.
April!
I'm coming babe!
Case, I gotta have that money, I'm sorry.
Now,
about that lesson.
See where that smart mouth got you?!
Now we'll see how tough your boyfriend is
with my blaster stuck in your ribs.
Back off, Casey!
Get real, Sid!
You knew better than the tussle
with me when we were kids...
Did you get dumber or something?
All right. You asked for it!
That's it girly!
Looks like all that training paid off.
This isn't over.
Don't get any bright ideas.
You don't know who you're messing with!
The Purple Dragons will...
Whatever Sid owes,
it's paid off as of right now.
Or what?
Okay, sure!
Don't shoot!
I'll find a way to cover his markers
square with the Purple Dragons.
You don't owe us anything, Sid.
We're square, just...
Just please don't hurt the car.
Okay?
Deal?
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Okay, the pain is worth it,
just so I can rise Raph
for missing out on all the action.
Not all the action, Mikey.
Why'd you do it, Casey?
Why'd you help me out
with Spuds after all I did?
Sid, you're a wackbag.
But you're still family.
Everybody deserves a new start.
Even you, Sid.
Just make sure you don't blow it.
Right, Casey?
Casey?
Spot marks the X.
Spot marks the X.
It couldn't be, but that's gotta be it.
Spot, don't you remember, Sid?
Spot, the straight dog Grandpa
took in, he loved that old dog.
Old Spot got pretty sick one
summer and passed away.
I remember there was this one
big stone in the foundation of the
bond that Grandpa
used to mock Spot's grave with.
What are we waiting for?
Bring that sack of lose!
We've found it.
The money! Finally it's mine!
You gave me a second chance, Case.
I'm not gonna blow it.
Come on, cous, we'll share it.
What the?
There are receives...
To charities.
Grandma Jones never did
approve of grandpa's train robbin past.
Looks like she made up for it.
I've been digging
holes here for years...?
And I find out she
donated it all to charity?
She gave it away!
Well,
I suppose that makes her about
the only white sheep in your family.
They're laughing. That's nice.
I can't move, and they're laughing.
We'll heal.
Then we'll beat the shell out of Casey
for having such a wackbag family.
But you're first, Mikey.