Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 6, Episode 9 - We're Off to Get Awards - full transcript

♪ Go!

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

*TEEN TITANS GO*
Season 06 Episode 09
(LAZY-Video release: S06E10)

From the epicenter
of entertainment,

a night to honor the most
talented heroes on Earth.

It's The Superhero Award Show!

This is it, Titans.
Our greatest challenge.

To win little golden trophies



at The Superhero Award Show!

Win or lose,

it is an honor
just to be nominated.

Yeah. Nominations
don't mean nothing.

I's all about winning
them awards, yo!

Those sweet validating awards!

Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Get a grip.
Awards are meaningless.

Have you lost your mind?

Why don't you focus on a real
measure of accomplishment,

like getting paid.

Because awards
are the only way

to get the validation
we are desperate for.

That's right.
If you wins an award,



you gets to give a speech
that you can use

as an inappropriate platform
to say your political opinions.

Did you eat meat?
You's a fool!

An award could win you
the respect of your parents

who have always looked at you
as a disappointment.

An award proves that
you're superior to others,

so you can rub
their faces in it.

And the award could
make the kitties of the world

so very happy.

Meow!

Whatever. This whole award
show thing is pointless and boring.

Shh! It's starting.

Ooh, welcome to
The Superhero Award Show.

Let's get this party started

by presenting the award for the Superhero
With The Best Animal-Based Powers.

And the winner is...

Vixen.

Argh!

Argh! No!
That can't be!

Chill, homies.

Let's get on with the show.

Best Hero With A Human Brain
In A Robot Body...

Robot Man.

We demand a recount!

Do the counting again!

Keep the heckles down, yo.

Outstanding Alien Princess
from Planet Tamaran...

Blackfire.

Yaahh!

Dang! What a show!

Hope y'all are having
as much f-f-f-f-fun as I am.

And now, the award for
Best Team Leader...

We gotta win this one.

And the winner is...

The Chief
from the Doom Patrol.

Are you kidding me? You have

got to be kidding me.

This is an outrage!

I wish a tornado
would come in here

and rip this whole place down.

Chill till
the next episode, homeslice.

Aah! A tornado.

Yes! Serves you right.

Ew!

Incredible.

I have a feeling I'm not
in Jump City anymore.

Who you wearing? Who you wearing?
Over here. Over here.

Hello,
hello, Robin. Look over here.

And smile.

Whoa! What's going on?

Welcome to Paparazzi Land.

We're the paparazzi.

We hang around
the public places

waiting for
famous people to show up.

So we can take their pictures

and sell them
to trashy websites. Duh!

You sound like
a bunch of creeps.

It is a shameful livelihood.

So, why are you
taking pictures of me?

You killed the Sassy Sorcerer
of the North.

That make you famous.

Do I get an award?

Oh! Only the Wizard of Award
have that power.

He live at the end
of the Red Carpet Road

in the Golden City.

But you can't go
dressed like that.

Here. Try this on.

Ooh!

Aah! Mamma mia!

It's the Sassy Sorceress
of the South!

Did you crush my brother
and steal his clothes?

I need to look my best
for the Wizard of Awards.

Don't you know that money
is the only real award in life?

Now, give me that tux.

Aah! Stop that, quick!
I can't see!

I'm off to the Golden City.

I'll mention you briefly
in my acceptance speech.

I'll get you,
my unattractive person.

And your little tux too.

♪ I'm off to get me an award
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ I'ma get me that award

♪ And rub it
Rub it in your face ♪

♪ Rub it, rub it in your face
Rub it, rub it in your face ♪

♪ I'm off to get me an award
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

Keep it down!

I can'ts hear myself thinks!

Sorry, Mr. Crow.

Do you know the way
to the Golden City?

I ain't gots time to help you.

I's busy writing my speech.

I got lots of real
controversial political opinions.

But I ain't gots an inappropriate
platform to say them.

You should come with me to
get an award from the wizard.

You's right.

If I has an award,
peoples would have to listen to me.

Let's do this!
Let's get them awards!

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ I'ma say what I'ma saying
Fill the people up with rage ♪

♪ Fill 'em
Fill 'em up with rage ♪

♪ Fill 'em
Fill 'em up with rage ♪

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards ♪

- ♪ From the Wizard of... ♪
- Little help!

Who said that?

Can you help me out
with the polish?

Thanks! I can't believe
I got so rusty.

If my parents saw me like this,
they'd never approve.

You should come with us

and get an award
from the Wizard.

Yeah! Your moms and pops
will be all prouds of you then.

Booyah! Let's do it!

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ I'ma get that sweet award and
make my mom and daddy proud ♪

♪ Make my mom and daddy proud
Make my mom and daddy proud ♪

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

Calicos, tabbies
and gingers. Oh, my!

Calicos, tabbies
and gingers. Oh, my!

Hello.

I am
the friendly kitty.

What up? We're headed to
the Wizard to get awards.

I too wish to obtain the award

for the most important
of reasons.

To make the kitties happy.

What are you waiting for?

Let us go and get the awards.

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

♪ From the Wizard of Awards

♪ From the Wizard of Awards

♪ Meow-meow, kitty-kitty
Kitty-kitty, meow-meow ♪

♪ Kitty-kitty, meow-meow
Kitty-kitty, meow-meow ♪

♪ We off to get us them awards
From the Wizard of Awards ♪

Oh, it is the spooky here.

I've got a bunch of cash for
anyone who brings me that tux.

The no deal!

Fools! You can get all the
validation you need from money.

And having money
gives you power!

I'll just take
that tux from you

with my army of flying monies.

Fly! Fly, monies, fly!

Weirdoes I picked up
on the side of the road,

go!

My petty cash!

Without that, I'll blow
this month's budget.

I'm melting.

Melting in financial burden.

Ooh! That's messed up!

Who dares approach the great

and powerful Wizard of Awards.

We've come to ask
for awards, sir.

Preposterous!

The answer is no!

Now begone!

What?

Uh... Oops!

My bad. Pay no attention to the
birdarang behind the curtain, y'all.

Give us what we
came for, bird man!

No awards here, homie.

'Cause you don't need 'em.

You have the power
of awards all along.

That's be ridiculous.

Crow, you wanted an award

so you could rock a funky
fresh acceptance speech.

But you could say your crazy
political opinions any time you want.

Well, the government be
messing up big time.

Peace, love and animals.
I'm out.

Yeah!

Take that, partisan
bicameral legislature.

You wanted an award so your
parental units would accept you.

But they won't, yo.

You can never live up
to their expectations.

So don't bother trying.

You're right! Hey!
I feel better.

Stop living vicariously
through me.

Friendly cat, you wanted an award
to make the kitties of the world happy.

Guess what. They already are.

The joy!

And, Robin,
you wanted an award

to feel superior
to your peers.

But you've had a
superiority complex all along.

Wow.

I can't wait to get home
and rub everyone's faces in it.

Sounds dope.

Just pat yourself on the back
three times and say,

"There's no one
better than me."

There's no one better than me.

There's no one better than me.
There's no one better than me.

There's no one better than me.

There's no one better
than me.

You are the awake?

Oh. I had
the most incredible dream.

You were there. And you.

And you. And you were there.

And what I learned is,
that no one's better than me

and I don't need
an award to prove it.

Awards are meaningless.

And now,
the final award of the evening.

Best Teenage
Superhero Team.

And the winner is...

The Teen Titans!

All right!

East.

East? East?
Are you kidding me?

This is an outrage!

Sync corrections by srjanapala