Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 5, Episode 38 - What We Learned at Camp - full transcript

After not receiving participation medals, the Titans must demonstrate what they learned at camp.

♪ Summer's here,
let's get outside ♪

♪ Pack your bags
hop in the ride ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go
this is gonna be so great ♪

♪ Oh, man, I can hardly wait! ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

- ♪ They got lakes ♪
- ♪ We'll jump right in 'em ♪

- ♪ Canoe races ♪
- ♪ Yeah, we'll win 'em ♪

♪ Stargazing, making wishes ♪

♪ Summer love
First-time kisses ♪

♪ Hanging out
Making new friends ♪

♪ I hope this summer
Never ends ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

- ♪ Roasting s'mores ♪
- ♪ Campfire songs ♪

♪ So much fun
You just can't go wrong ♪

♪ Making memories, having fun
Running around ♪

♪ Hold up, shh
What's that sound? ♪

♪ Something's in the bush
Over there ♪

♪ It's a bear! ♪

♪ Run! Run! Run! Run! ♪

♪ Summertime
Fun! Fun! Fun! ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

♪ Summer camp
Super summer hero camp ♪

Season 05 Episode 38
Title : "What We Learned at Camp"

It's the last day
of camp, homies.

And you know what that means.

It's time
for the Camp Award Ceremony.

And 'cause we don't wanna hurt
anyone's self-esteem,

you're all gonna get
participation medals.

♪ Participation! ♪

♪ Just showing up ♪

♪ No effort required ♪

♪ You can't screw this up ♪

I love the medals
of the participation.

Oh, yeah. Nothing gives
a false sense of accomplishment

like a plastic medal.

Yes, Titans.

The best reward
is the one you get

just for showing up.

Hey guys.
Now that summer camp is endin',

I just wanna say...

They're handing out the medals.

Here it comes. Mine is coming.

And... that's all.

Thanks for coming
to superhero summer camp.

And we'll see y'all next year.

Hey! Where's our
participation medals?

Ooh. Sorry, fellows,
but you're not getting any.

That's ridiculous.

We deserve those medals.

You better hands them over

before you hurts
our self-esteems.

No can do.
You guys didn't participate.

While the other campers
were learning

valuable camp skills
to pay the bills,

ya'll spent your time
getting Robin some smooches,

waking up wolves with
your crazy campfire show,

and pretending to be pirates.

Sorry, Titans,

but you'll
didn't learn anything.

So, I can't give you
any medals.

♪ Participation ♪

♪ You screwed it all up ♪

♪ Didn't need to do nothing ♪

♪ You just had to show up ♪

Oh, this self-esteem.

How's I supposed
to feel like the winner

without a medals?


I knew it. We're garbage.

Well, on the bright side,

I had a lot of fun
with you guys.

It's gonna be hard
to go home today...


All by myself.

Would you shush your mush?

We are wallowing
in our failure.

Looks at all them good medals.

They's even glowing.

Wish I had
a spooky glowing medal.

Welcome superhero campers,

to camp Trigon.

Dad. What are you doing?

Hi, honey.

I'm just taking over
the superhero summer camp

using these cursed
participation medals.

Neat, huh?

Wait. Where are your medals?

We ain'ts gots none.

Are you kidding?
Everyone got one.

Not us.

But all you had to do
is participate a little bit.

Well, we didn't do that.

And now our
self-esteem is very, very low.


You really messed up
my camp takeover plan.

Capture them.


Hows they be
so strong?

The participation medals

are amplifying
their self-esteem.

We got to get out of here.

Oh, mans, this is terrible.

Truly there has never been a
lower moment for the Teen Titans.

It's okay, guys.

We can still save
the other campers.

I thought
I told you to hush your mush.

Who cares
about the other campers?

We are the upset,

because we did not receive

the medals
of the participation.

It's not too late, Titans.

All we have to do is

what we learned in camp

and they'll have to
give us the medals we deserve.

But we ain'ts learned nothing.

That's not true.

We learned that thighs
are the most attractive part of the body.

And we learned that
laughter attracts wolves.

Oh, yeah. And we
learned that creepy baseball players

like to hang out in the woods.

And we's learned to be pirates.

♪ Yo ho, oh, yo ho

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Perhaps we did
gain the knowledge,

but the self-esteem
is so very, very low.

Then we'll just pretend
to believe in ourselves.

Everyone, show me some
false confidence.

Wow, very exciting.

- The yay.
- Whoo-hoo.

That's almost convincing.

Now, let's stop Trigon

by using the valuable lessons

we learned this week.

Titans, Go!

Yes. These evil arts and crafts

will make this superhero army

Titans, we need to pacify
these heroes.

Starting with this one.

She appears to be
the formidable foe.

Don't worry.
I'll sweep her off her feet

using the romantic skills
I learned here at camp.

♪ Thighs! Thighs! ♪

♪ Who that guy with the... ♪

♪ Thighs! Thighs! ♪

♪ My, oh, my! ♪

All right. Now let's get
those campers laughing.

Hello, fellow heroes.

Are you ready for some
good old-fashioned jocularity?

Waka, waka, waka, waka.

♪ Row, row, row your boat
Gently down... ♪

The streams!

This is it, Titans.

Trigon is
just beyond those guards.

Don't worry. I got this.

How well do you like baseball?

Fools. Did you really think

you could defeat
the camp counselor so easily?

With the Teen Titans
out of the way,

no one would be left
to stop me.

Camp Trigon
will take over the world.

We're not finished yet, Trigon.

How could you hope to defeat

my self-esteem powered
superhero army?

By using
the most important thing

we learned at camp.

How to be pirates.

All aboard, me hearties.



Destroy them.

Titans, go!

Taste me blade,
you rapscallion..

Ha! Ha!

Captain. I just wanted to say

- I'm really gonna miss...
- Not now.

Ready the canon.





It's no wonder you didn't get
participation medals.

You're not worthy
of the power of self-esteem.

- You're wrong, Trigon.
- What?

I got to be a member
of the Teen Titans this week

and that gives me
more self-esteem than anyone!

That sense of self-worth.
It's astounding.

See you next summer.
Love you, honey, bye.

We did it, Titans.

There's just one more
order of business.

Hey, we demand
our participation medals.

Pass them over, fool.

That's a wickety-wack idea,

Haven't you learned anything?

Nah, we spent all day
proving we learned things.

Whatever you say.

Finally, we shall have
the modicum of the self-worth.

- Yeah.
- All right.

Well, I guess I'll be going.

That sounds pretty good to me.

You enjoy yourself.

Even though
I'd be a great sixth Titan

to have around for awhile.

Right on.

I could join the team,
by the way, and find a place.

Shush your mush.

I just had an idea.

how would you like to be

the sixth Titan?


Of course, I will.

You know what that means.

New title sequence, baby!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ And Bumblebee ♪

♪ And Bumblebee ♪

♪ And Bumblebee ♪

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

- ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
- ♪ And Bumblebee ♪

- ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
- ♪ And Bumblebee ♪

♪ T-Teen, T-Tee-Teen ♪

♪ Teen Titans ♪
♪ Go ♪

♪ And Bumblebee

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