Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 18 - Two Parter - Part 2 - full transcript

"Two Parter: Part Two"

Titans! It seems that the
second part of this special event

will entail saving the
Justice League from Darkseid.

The Dark Side?

Finally, we got some Star Wars
up in this piece!

Should I be dressed like Han Solo then?

And I will be the Bacca that chews.

Not "the Dark Side"!

Darkseid. The most dangerous
villain in the universe.

Powerful enough to
defeat any hero he faces.

- Even Superman?
- Yes.

- Batman?
- Yes.


Well, Spider-Man
wouldn't fight Darkseid...

- Is it because he is too lazy?
- What a bum!

You know, this really
lowers my opinion of Spider-Man.

We have to get to planet Apokolips,
and save the Justice League

from Darkseid's deadly grasp.

Fine. But let's change
into our own clothes first.

No way! We have to wear these costumes,

to honor the heroes we aspire to be!

But it's more than that! It's about
my dream to join the Justice League.

The history. The honor.
The justice.

In that case, I say we all
play pretend and act like dumb

little babies, so Cyborg can
live out his childish dream.

Thanks, Robin. Now, before
we save the Justice League,

there's something I always wanted to do.

Assembled in
the mighty Hall of Justice

are the world's greatest heroes.

The Flash! The fastest person on Earth,
but needs to improve her endurance.

Batman! He always tells you his
name, so there's no confusion!

- I'm Batman.
- Wonder Woman!

- She's got bracelets, and a rope!
- And yogurt.

The Martian Manhunter!
Watch out, men!

Get back here, you mans!

And Green Lantern!
Almost as cool as Cyborg!

Who should totally be a member
of the Justice League one day...

Evil-doers beware!

These guys are doing things!

With their underwear on the outside!

Phew! Okay. Let's get to our vehicles.

We've got superheroes to save!

So, we all get our own vehicles?

Ooh, I can't wait to try out
Wonder Woman's invisible jet!

Okay, let's see here. Uh...

How do I... Hmm.
Guess I'll just pull this...


Umm... Maybe this one?

Oh! Yikes. Okay, okay.

I-I've got it now! I think...

Oops, sorry!


I, uh... Oh! One second...


Heh. That wasn't right...

I... guess we'll ride with you, then...

Everyone squeeze in.

Okay. Let's go.

So, this is Apokolips.


- Wow!
- Incredible.

Where's Martian Manhunter?

Still in the invisible John, bro!

Can you at least shut the door?

It is shut! See...

Close it! Close it!

You're out of invisible
toilet paper, Mama.

This is the most dangerous
planet in the universe!

To save the Justice League,

we'll have to use all
of our powers together!

Batman! You...

- Batman?
- I'm Batman.

- I need you to... Where'd he go?
- I'm Batman.

Listen, I just need you...
Stop disappearing dramatically!

What was that?
I'm Batman.

Stay still and listen!

- I can't. I'm Batman.
- Say, "I'm Batman," one more time.

I dare you. I double-dare you.

I'm Batman.


Ohh, you just got Bea Arthur-ed, son!

Thanks, Bea! Is there nothing
your deadpan sass can't fix?

There! It's the Justice League!

Batman, quick! Use your
batarangs to free them!


How dare you enter my home
and try to take what is mine!

Children should not meddle
in the affairs of adults.

That voice is so scary...

So gravelly, yo!

For your insolence, you will
be cast into the fires of...

Excuse me, Mr. Seid?
Would you care for a lozenge?

Uh... Yes, actually.

You appear to have the
scratchies of the throat.

Uh, I've been fighting this
cold for the longest time.

Mmm, mmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Mmm, oh, wow, thank you!
My throat feels so much better.

My pleasure.

Ah, yeah. Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.

You will be cast into
the fires of Apokolips,

where you will burn for eternity!

Um... You're not...
You're not cowering in fear...

- Your voice isn't threatening anymore.
- Oh, come on!

I'm still terrifying.
You should be all trembling and stuff.

Maybe it'll help if you
tell us your evil plans.

Can't you see I have the
lives of the Justice League

literally hanging in the balance?

I press a button, and boom!
They're gone!

You do not sound like the kind of
person who would do such a thing.

Well, I'm also going to use the
Anti-Life Equation to destroy Earth.


Are you a bad guy, or
are you a math nerd, bro?

You know, this dude totally
sounds like someone...

I know!
Weird Al Yankovic!

- He so does!
- Yes, indeed!

Ah, yes, the great
singer of song parodies.

If only I was half as evil!

To earn a living by making
songwriters look like fools...


I dunno, I think it's all in good fun.

What's fun about undercutting
musicians by subverting their words

and compromising their
artistic integrity?

Weird Al is a true monster!

You take that back!
He is a national treasure!

A monster, I say!

That tears it!
You're going down, Darkseid!

Justice League, go!

- That's you guys.
- Huh?

Oh, yeah, okay.

Got my lasso...


Bracelet block, bracelet
block, bracelet block.

I'm gonna hunt me some mans!


How will we ever learn to balance cutting
humor and loving friendship without you?

You failed! The Justice
League will soon be no more!

And Earth will be destroyed!

Along with your precious Weird Al!

I may have failed as Green Lantern,
but I won't as Cyborg!



- You were the amazing, Cyborg!
- Really?

Thanks to you, we defeated Darkseid,
and saved the Justice League!

Forget what I just said.
You're a failure.

On the bright side,
there's a spot open on the

Justice League now! You
just defeated Darkseid,

so they're probably
going to take you, bro!

No! Not like this!
I failed them.

If only I could reverse time and
bring Martian Manhunter back...

Reverse time?
That's it!

I can send us back in time by
flying very fast around the planet,

causing it to spin in reverse,
creating time travel science!

- You mean like Superman did that one time?
- Exactly.

Time travel science!

- We're back!
- Quickly! Save the Martian Manhunter!

- Oops...
- Again!



- He did it!
- Now, let's open these things up!

- We're so bad at this!
- Again...

- They are safe.
- Let's just leave them here.

But they'll never know
that I defeated Darkseid

- and saved the world!
- Friend Cyborg, one day they will surely

recognize your strength and bravery.

Just be true to yourself,
and you will live your dream.

Thanks, Star. But to one day
call the Hall of Justice home...

like that'll ever happen.

This never gets old.
Okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh.

Ding, dong, ditch!


Hey, I see you!
Get back here, you scamp!