Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 19 - The True Meaning of Christmas - full transcript

Fed up with never getting presents from Santa, the Titans head to the North Pole to take themselves off the Naughty List ... by any means necessary.

"The True Meaning of Christmas"


I wonder what's
going to be under the tree.

No presents?

Hmm. The cookies
and milk are untouched.

- Then Santa never came!
- But why?

Maybe he had the wrong address?

Of course! That's the only
reasonable explanation.

Fortunately, Christmas
isn't about presents.

Indeed. The true meaning
of Christmas is found in the

gifts wrapped in flesh and
filled with the bones and fluids.

That's right, Starfire.
It's about friends and family.

♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

I love you, guys.



- No presents? Again?
- Oh, come on!

I thought you were going to
give Santa the right address!

- I sent a letter.
- To the North Pole?

- Of course!
- Titans, let's not point fingers.

We'll get this sorted out by next year.

For now, let's just remember
the true meaning of Christmas.

Being together with friends and family.

♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

- # Fa la la la la la la la la #
- Laaaa.




- I feel so alone.
- So lonely.

There is no one here but me.


Okay, Titans. Here's what we know.

It's been three years without presents

despite intel confirming
Santa Claus has our address.

These facts lead to one conclusion.

We are on Santa's naughty list.

But we are the superheroes.
How can we be on

the naughty list?

I don't know, but this is an outrage!

What was the point of
trying to be nice all year?

This is your fault. You're supposed
to be nice enough for all of us.

No one is nice enough
to make up for all your naughties.

Guys, guys, guys!

We can speculate all night,

but we'll never know
for sure why we're on

the naughty list.

We've been singing
songs and doing all that

together-y trash for
the last three years!

Well, it wasn't enough!

I say we infiltrate
Santa's workshop and take

ourselves off the naughty list...
by any means necessary.

We're nearing the North Pole.

Remember, Titans. We're going in fast

and silent.

Let's show that jolly fat
man what naughty really is.

This is it!

Titans, ho, ho, ho!


- Ugh! So tight.
- Deal with it.

Now fan out
and find that naughty list.

This place is amazing!

Say, you know where Santa
keeps that naughty list?

- Shh!
- Shush?

Don't shush me!
I'll shush you!

Hey, buddy, you know where
I can find the naughty...

You're going to get us in trouble.

What is wrong with you people?

Does anybody know
where Santa's naughty list is?

- Oh, you've done it now.
- Uh-oh!

What in Frosty's frozen
carrot is going on here?

Well, sir, you see...

What happened was, we
all are trying to work,

but this elf won't stop yapping.

- Really?
- Really.

- Really, really?
- Really, really.


Get this elf out of my workshop.


What up, reindeer dudes?
Comet, give me some hoof.

Blitzen, looking good, baby!

Yo! What's up with
light-bulb nose, huh?

What, are you afraid of the dark?

No, but for real, I'm just
messing with you, night light.

Hey! Don't get mad,
I'm just playing.

Where you going, bro?
Just about to play some games.

So, you guys know where I
can find the naughty list?


- Season's greetings!
- Hello, friend.

We are two elves looking for
the list of the naughties.

Do you know where one might find it?

- Well, Santa doesn't live...
- What is that smell?

Excuse me.

Oh! It is this home.

It is made from the
candies and the gingerbread.

Oh, kitty! So cute.

Gumdrop, nooo!

So good.

That's an antique!



My mother gave me that!

No, no, no, no!

Mmm. Delicious.


That must be it.

Ha, ha, ha. Let's see.
Red X, Seemore, Slade.

Ah, Teen Titans! Ha, ha.
Goodbye, naughty list!

Christmas magic!
I should have known.

♪ All hail the jolly fat man ♪

♪ All the kids are so
excited to see Santa ♪

♪ The hope for snow
The mistletoe ♪

♪ The Christmas tree
with the light just so ♪

♪ It's got to be the
favorite time of year ♪

♪ All hail the jolly fat man ♪

♪ All the kids are so
excited to see Santa ♪

♪ The hope for snow... ♪

Sir! We caught these
kids snooping around.

Now tell Santa what you were thinking.

We're sick of not getting
Christmas presents.

- It's been three years and not one gift!
- What are we, animals?

How do you expect us to enjoy Christmas?

Oh, that's what this is all about?


Christmas isn't about presents.

I am sorry, friend Santa,
but you are the crazy.

Even on the naughty list,
even without presents,

you can still enjoy Christmas.

- You see...
- Ugh, here we go!

Christmas is a time for family
and friends to come together.

A time for the people of the
world to forget their troubles,

and instead focus on
being good to one another.

Well, that's a beautiful
sentiment, Santa.

But tell me, if Christmas
isn't about presents,

why do you own a giant toy factory?!

Oh, that? Yeah, ho, ho, ho.

Well, it's just a bit of fun.

It's meaningless to the holiday, really.

Well, if it's meaningless,
you won't mind if I do this.

My, my!

You really are naughty, aren't you?

But perhaps you did us a favor.

This is the perfect opportunity

to show you exactly what
Santa was talking about.

Now you see how wonderful Christmas
can be just by being together.

This is great, right?
Just hanging out.

Should we eat or something?

Oh! This is terrible.

So, so terrible.

Christmas stinks without presents.

Who am I to decide who
gets a gift and who doesn't?

I've been a monster.

Thank you, Titans.

Thank you for helping me see
the true meaning of Christmas.

- Presents.
- You're welcome, Santa.

And in the true spirit of Christmas,
we have a gift for you.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

It's a Christmas miracle!

Now I can make toys for all
the children of the world,

even the garbage ones.

Christmas time!

Ho, ho, ho!

♪ All hail the jolly fat man ♪

Merry Christmas!

♪ All the kids are so
excited to see Santa ♪

♪ The hope for snow
The mistletoe ♪

♪ the Christmas tree
with the light just so ♪

♪ It's got to be the
favorite time of year ♪

Merry Christmas, you terrible children!

Best Christmas ever!

Merry Christmas to all!
Ho, ho, ho!