Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Salty Codgers - full transcript

Mad Mod steals the youth from Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire and Robin, turning them into Raven's favorite type of people: salty codgers. Instead of helping the Titans get their youth back, Raven teaches them how cool old people are.

2x08 - "Salty Codgers"

What are you looking at, old man?

Ha-ha. He's so old.

Help me!

Mad Mod!

Stealing the most precious
thing in this world, youth.

How could you?

Yeah, you made 'em so wrinkly!

So spotty!

So hunched.

So cute.

Oh, look at these little scamps.

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Are you done?

I love old people.

Titans, go!


Grab that cane before he can
turn us into old people!



No, don't do it.

Don't turn them into
the cutest thing ever.

We have to track down Mod before
we're stuck as old people forever.

- Huh?
- What?

- Huh?
- What?

- Say again?
- What?

- Huh?
- What?

Say again?

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Huh?
- What?

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Huh?
- What?

- Huh?
- Huh?

You're gonna have to speak up.

- I am having trouble hearing!
- Huh?

This is so precious.


We have to get our youth back.

Yes, my face is drooping
and sagging.

No, no, no. You don't want
to be young again.

That's easy for you to say, hot stuff.

You're still young and beautiful.

Okay, dial it back, grandpa.
Being old is great.

Just look at Robin's gray streaks.

Ooh. I do look distinguished.

Cyborg, check your wallet out.

Are these pictures of my grandbabies?

One of the perks of getting older.

Where did the grandbabies come from?

Nobody knows.

And the best part is,
with age, comes wisdom.


Maybe we should give being old a try.

That's the spirit.
Now, everyone gather around.

Oh, I love you, my little prunes.

- Mwah!
- Ooh.



This is a dream come true.

Did... Did I ever tell you how
I got this watch?

I was stationed in France.

So he says to me,
"that ain't your watch."

So, I says... I says to him,

"I found it, so it makes it my watch."

Come here, little scamp.

Denitrious, get away from there.

He ended up in prison for life

And I'm still wearing the watch.

Charming stories, slow dances,

Ah, you salty codgers.

The tower's never been this quiet.

- Hey, where's Beast Boy?
- He's in the bowl.

Think you could tell me
that watch story again?

Beast Boy?
Is he sleeping?

- No, hon, he passed.
- He's dead?!


How? I don't understand.

It was just his time, dear.

That really puts things
in perspective.

I'm going to make the most out
of every precious moment

- I have left with you guys.
- Oh, that's nice, dear.

Old people are like shooting stars.

They shine bright, but are
gone in an instant.

Rest in peace, you salty codgers.

The tower's never been this quiet.

I miss grandpa.

I have to get them back!
And there's only one way!

To resurrect the Titans,
you will have to journey

into the underworld,
cross the black river

and finally look into
the eyes of death himself.

I have to?

I don't want to look into
the eyes of death.

Sorry, I'm used to telling
these stories to other people.

This time, it's my job.

The price of passage be
two dead man's coins.

Have ye the coins?

- Dead man's coins.
- Uh, no.

Then ye shall rot on the black
shores of the river for eternity!

And your bones will be...
Wait! Where are ya going?

- I don't need a ride, but thanks.
- Okay, okay.

One dead man's coin,
but I won't go any lower.

- I'm good.
- Oh.

Dead man's coins!


I've been expecting you.

Come give your Uncle Death a hug.

- Then you know what I'm here for.
- 'Course I do! Souls!

Shortening the lives of your
friends for your own selfish desires.

So very evil, Raven. Ha!
I love it.

They were so cute as old people.

I know, I know!
Don't you just love the big ears?

And their noses. They
never stop growing.

- Did you know that?
- I did indeed.

But, uh, we're getting off track.

You see, Raven, you had
your fun with them old folks.

But they're mine now.

♪ Once they took their last breath ♪

♪ I'm a soul collector, baby ♪

♪ I'm Death! ♪

♪ they're all mine ♪

♪ yeah, last breath! ♪

♪ I'm a soul collector, baby ♪

♪ I'm Death! ♪

♪ so, come on ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ don't stop now! ♪

♪ come on! ♪

So, here's the deal.
You trade me your soul for theirs.

Don't do it, Raven!

- Okay.
- Really? Oh.

Then it's a deal!

First, you give me my friends back.

Ah, don't trust death, do you?
Ah, I don't blame you.

Here they are.

And now, for your soul.

Yeah, about that.
Don't have one!

- I'm half demon.
- You tricked me!

And I don't feel bad about it, either.

There's always a price when
you deal with Death.

Is that price free?
'Cause I just paid it.

See you, sucker!


Guys, is that you?

Watch! Watch!

This must be the price death spoke of.

Now they're old and undead?

My two favorite things!
Oh. Mwah!

Mwah! Mwah!

- Mwah!
- Watch.