Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Hey Pizza!/Gorilla - full transcript

1x15 - Super Robin


Time to teach hive how
to play nice, Titans.

Oh, and since Mammoth is
the biggest and baddest,

he's all mine! Titans, go!

Robin, could I assist
you with an eye blast?

No way, Star.

Mammoth is all mine!

Are you sure you don't
need a hand, Rob?

I've got two very
small ones to lend.


I want to make this last.
You know...

To teach him a lesson!

Let me guess, we're
waiting on Robin again.


So, who's carrying
him home this time?

Great job, Titans!

Bet you're all as
exhausted as I am!

Uh, not particularly.

All I really did was stare in
the enemy's general direction.

Love the attitude.

But I know you're every muscle is
screaming in excruciating pain.

Nope, don't have muscles.

And mine are all like,
"it's all good, dude.

"Peace and l-o-v-e."

So, basically, thanks to your
superpowers, taking down

one of the deadliest threats
to the planet is no big deal?

- Uh-huh.
- Yep.

- Pretty much.
- Exactly.

Huh, that's cool.

Problem, Robin?

It's not fair, I do just
as much as all of you, but

because you have superpowers,
you get to be super lazy.

Super lazy? You're crazy!

It was so far away!

Sure, Robin, powers make
some things easier,

but mostly they're a curse.

- Curse? Please.
- Well, look at me.

Who wants to be your friend
when you're basically

the spawn of an
intergalactic demon?

She's right, Robin.

All my life everyone has always
looked at me like a freak.

And it's been so long since I felt
the sweet sensation of knee skin.

I am going to make the
meatloaf for dinner.

The only curse would be how
bad I'd make you look.

Guess we'll never know.

Since the only way guys
like you get superpowers

is through super horrible
freak accidents.

Super horrible freak accidents.
That's it!

All right. Ready, buddy?

Just going to merge our DNA.
No big deal.

What are the superpowers of a Robin?
Well, uh, good question.

Flight, picking things up off
the ground with your mouth.

Your crazy old bird feet.
Stuff like that.

Nothing like a little lab
disaster to give you superpowers.

Bad idea! Bad idea! Bad idea!

I can't believe my luck!

I just washed my car and it's
already covered in bird dookie!

- Sorry, my bad.
- Oh!

What happened to you?

And what are you doing,
pooping on my car?


I tried to give
myself superpowers.

By turning yourself
into "the chicken"?

Guess it didn't really work
out like I was hoping.

Does this mean you finally
realized superpowers are a curse?

No way! This doesn't count...

Wait... one sec!

This doesn't count since
I didn't get any powers.

I almost want to give
you superpowers.

Just to teach you a lesson.

- You can give me powers?
- Of course I can,

but you have to be sure this
is something you really want.

That was a yes.

Okay, but before I can there's
something you need to do.


Don't play dumb, you
know exactly what.

I'm not doing the
chicken dance for you.

- Chicken dance!
- No!

- Chicken dance...
- Nope!

Dance of the chicken!
Dance of the chicken!


You almost made me smile.

Now, don't say we
didn't warn you.

Azarath metrion zimpers!

Heat vision!

Stop it!

- Freeze breath!
- Come on!

- Super speed!
- Hey!

Telekinesis! Tele...

Move things with
your mind powers!

- Really?
- This is awesome!

Just remember, with great power
comes greater responsibility.

The burden you'll be asked to
carry will be even bigger.

You'll definitely be different
than all of your friends, dude.

Did I mention we are having
the meatloaf for dinner?

Yes Robin, you will
be forever a stranger

in a world that can never
truly understand you.

- A curse.
- A curse!

- A curse.
- Meatloaf.

Wrong! This is
going to be great!

Wait till he sees what
it's really like.

- He won't be smiling then.
- I almost feel sorry for the guy.

I'm back!

You were gone for less
than a blurp but!

Super speed! Thanks, Raven!

So you know the pain of having
super powers, the agony?

Nope. It was great!

I rounded up every super
villain and put them in jail.

In three seconds?

I also used my powers to grow
crops and solve world hunger.

- I ended all wars too.
- Oh, is that all?

And I made meatloaf for dinner.


So you're saying you solved
all the world's problems?


And there are no more
super villains to battle?

You know it!

Then I guess we don't have
to be teen Titans anymore.

That's right... Wait! What?

Nice going Robin. You just
put us all out of a job.

Guess this is goodbye.

- See ya!
- Raven: Later.

- I will miss you all.
- Wait. What am I gonna do?

Get a new job, I guess.

Let's see. It says here, you
worked for the Teen Titans.

Yes sir. Uh, we were a
team of superheroes.

Were? You were fired?

Well, no. Not fired.
Just disbanded.

I kind of solved all
the world's problems.

Right. And under special skills
you listed X-ray vision.

- Yup.
- You start Monday.

What happened? Where
did it go wrong?

Where did I lose my purpose?

Ah! It was when I got my powers.

They were right. These
powers were a curse.

In your face, Robin.


Uh-huh! That's right.

Super powers are a curse, curse,

curse, cursity,
curse, curse, curse!

See, told you so.