Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Episode #1.8 - full transcript

♪ Feel the power ♪

♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪

♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪

[announcer]Reminder,
all EDF personnel must report

to medical immediately
for invasive testing.

[grunts] Careful, pal.
I don't think that goes there.

Sorry. I'm a little on edge from all these
test mandates. They're killing us.

Yeah, Dr. Rose is being so extra
about this alien infiltrator.

She sure is being extra,
extra value and, uh, uh, extra...

I believe it is a slang term
for excessive and dramatic behavior.



I knew that.

She's just being all paranoodle
because of the alien infiltrator.

Like, what's even
an infiltrator look like?

It could look like anyone.

It could be Creed.

-Or you.
-It's her.

You, maybe even you.

Could be me.

If I'm right, which I am,

there's a chance yours
and Thunder's data sensors

detected specific abnormalities
that could be of extraterrestrial origin.

So to be absolutely sure
that's not happening,

I need to totally
disassemble both robots head to toe

and inspect
every component down to the bolts.



See guys?

That's totally not invasive
or over-the-top at all.

[suspenseful music playing]

So Vanessa, this is a simple DNA test.

I'll need some blood and a stool sample.

And then what?

Then the computer does the rest. Easy.

Indeed.

[grunts]

[thuds]

[beeping]

Alex, your overreaching
is driving everybody absolutely crazy.

Her BP levels
are in a prehypertension state.

What Thunder means to say
is that you're spiraling a perfect amount.

Don't change a thing.

-Actually, a prehypertension...
-Back off!

I'm reacting as one should
when they are in charge

of a highly classified operation
created to save the Earth

that has been
infiltrated by an outside entity.

We know what they could know,

but who knows
what they already know, you know?

And perhaps I could take it down a notch.

[grunts]

Where was I? Kind of blanked out there.

I said, uh, that was fast.
Woo, all negative.

Good to go.

I've bypassed their ridiculous
security measures. My identity is secure.

Excellent.

Then the time has come for the awakening.

Do it now.

-With pleasure.
-And I want constant updates.

-Micromanaging, Overlord?
-What was that?

Yes, Overlord Master, sending the signal.

[barks softly]

[barking]

[rumbling]

Alex, I feel funny.

[beeping]

What is this?

[voice]Kaiju alert. Kaiju alert.
Kaiju alert. Kaiju alert.

What happened?

According to your models,

our next attack
isn't due for another few days.

The infiltrator's meddling
must have reset our systems.

This could be part of their plan.

Give me stats. What are we looking at?

There's no activity from the O.R.T.

Then why did the alarm go off?

Obviously our Earth sensors
detected something.

What's the location?

[in French accent] 11.6065 degrees north,
165.3768 degrees east.

-Launch the robots!
-Initiating robots. Go!

[upbeat music playing]

[whooshing]

[barking]

[Alex]You see anything?

Negative.
Scanning on all ranges picked up nothing.

Hey Thunder, check this out.

[action music playing]

Surf's up, little bro.

Unapproved formation.
This is highly unauthorized.

Whoa! Cowabunga, dude.

[Creed]What are you two doing?

Possible crater detection.
Moving in for further evaluation.

[whooshing]

Strange.
This crater seems to have no bottom.

So it's not a crater?

Affirmative. It is a...

I think the scientific term
is "super ginormo hole"?

No residual impact heat.
There has to be a Kaiju there.

Then where is it?

-[voice]Kaiju alert.
-Again?

Whoa, did you feel that?

Affirmative,
I am detecting an abnormal tectonic shift.

Or maybe something else.

There are no other probable conclusions.

[groans] Wow, where do I even start?

My sensors have picked up something.
Wait, this can't be right.

-What?
-One thousand meters below the robots

and closing fast.

It's subterranean.

Sinkhole, underground river,

secret treasure cave,

a pirate ship with booby traps,

ooh, mole people.

Will you take this seriously?

We're in the middle of a mission, Shiny.

And for the record,
there are no such things as "mole people."

[roaring]

[thuds]

You were saying?

Clearly, that isn't a mole person.

[Shiny] Agree to disagree.

Kaiju's traveling
at 650 kilometers per hour?

That is fast.
Shiny, Thunder, can you keep up?

Matching its velocity is not the problem.

Yeah, blasting it is.
It keeps dodging my shots.

Shiny, fire for effect
to drive it to the ravine and expose it.

[thuds]

Did you see that?
Get a data read on that tail.

Analyzing data metrics now.

[thuds]

Thunder, Shiny, you know what to do.

-Affirmative.
-I... I'm sorry.

I'm gonna need more direction than that.

Go after it, soldier.

What exactly do you mean
when you say go after it?

Like down there in the dark narrow hole?

Check it.

Of course you can.
I mean, that's so bongles.

I most definitely probably can't do that,

so you know,
I should probably just sit this one out.

Actually Shiny,
you are fully equipped to handle

any and all elemental factors
and environments.

Oh, what do you know?
You built me when you were three.

Shiny, what's this all about?

What? Oh, it's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

Come on Shiny, you can tell me anything.

It's no big deal. I'm just...
I'm a little claustro... [mumbling]

-Come again?
-I'm claustro... [mumbling]

-Claustro-huh?
-Claustrophobic!

What Shiny is failing to conceal
is that he is claustrophobic.

Shiny, you're not claustrophobic.

You've been in those
pneumatic tubes a million times.

Yeah, but I was inside a vehicle,

inside a concrete tube,

which is way different than being
in a ginormous dark tight hole

that goes down
into the Earth to who knows where?

And there could be mole people down there.

Okay boys, here's what we're gonna do.

Thunder, you go below
and smoke that sucker out.

Shiny, you follow up top.

Let's whack-a-mole this Kaiju scum.

Affirmative.

Thanks for understanding, guys.
I really feel seen.

-Shiny!
-Right. Following.

[upbeat music playing]

Target acquired.

Engaging.

Shiny, when Thunder
drives the Kaiju to the surface,

you blast that thing into next Sunday.

[Shiny] Thunder, what should I do
when I blast this thing?

I'm stuck between
a rush attack from behind,

catch it with an awesome 180 move, or...

Just focus, Shiny.

Batter up.

Pushing to maximum power.

[groans]

Boom, that's what I'm talking about.
Teamwork.

Uh, we have a situation here.

[beeping]

My God, they're everywhere.

[beeping]

I need all squadrons and evac units
deployed immediately.

-All medical units to impact area.
-Scramble immediately.

Situation Omega.

[whirring]

Hey, high five, bro.

Seismic sensors picking up new object,
bearing one-five-niner.

Kaiju on a direct course for Palm City.

Reroute robots to Palm City.

And I want those intercept vectors
for the next likely cities to be attacked.

Okay boys, same play as before.

Let's take this show on the road.

-Rodrigo that.
-Affirmative.

Hit it!

[screeching]

♪ Red alert, the sirens scream ♪

♪ Danger shows up on our screens ♪

♪ It's time again for the action show ♪

♪ There's no time to prepare ♪

♪ The danger's in the air ♪

♪ Danger now ♪

♪ Flash attack on the way ♪

♪ Defenders save the day ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Save our lives ♪

♪ Flash attack on the way ♪

♪ Defenders save the day ♪

♪ We'll survive ♪

♪ Dangers cry ♪

Boom! Just like the Thundercats
in '09 when they dominated the Megalons.

How many more left?

Sir, sensors indicate
116 new Kaiju contacts.

-What?
-A hundred and sixteen?

Our energy levels will be depleted
before we can defeat that number of Kaiju.

Alex, we're in crisis here.
How are we supposed to...

Wait a second.

These aren't justany Kaiju,

they're an ancient species
known as Cicadatra Horvath Maxima,

or the Progeny of Ra.

Ugh, that sounds cool.

The Progeny of Ra
was supposed to be a myth.

You said they did not come from the O.R.T.

They did but a millennia ago
during the reign of Pharaoh Khufu.

If they've been here centuries,
why are they emerging now?

Isn't it obvious?

So help me if you say spy...

Someone activated them, Creed.
It's the only explanation.

It's not theonlyone.

The Progeny of Ra responded

to an extremely high frequency
of magnetic resonance that,

if broadcasted from space,
would have killed all life on Earth.

The fact that we're still talking
to each other means it's local.

Kenneth, did you get that weird frequency
that came in through Shiny earlier?

Oui, but of course.

Can you go over the log
and try to trace it?

-Righty-o, guv.
-Thank you.

Master calls. Uh...

Would you excuse me?

Master calls? [speaks French]

Why not just say
you're going to the toilet?

[Overlord]Update.

Our situation has deteriorated.

Elaborate.

Well, it's complicated.

Bah! You fool. Accelerate my plan.
Awaken the rest. Send them all in.

-You want me to send all of...
-All of them!

Bring up the attacks on the map.

Superimpose the seismic tracking data.

Superimposing tracking data, confirmed.

They're coming from nothing.

That nothing is a lair.
Thunder, can you pinpoint that location?

Affirmative. Initiating further descent.

Cool. I'll just be up here if you need me.

[whooshing]

Thunder,
they've been able to survive this long,

which means
there is a life source sustaining them.

It's most likely toxic to any of us,
so be careful.

Toxins are usually
absorbed through a porous surface.

As a robot, I have no pores.

You know, I have always
admired your flawless complexion.

Confirming visual on the nest.

It appears to be
engulfed in some kind of fungal decor.

Get out of town.

What are we talking here,
portobello, cremini, porcini?

Thunder, that sounded like it hurt.

Thunder, you cut out. What's happening?

[screeching]

[thuds]

Whoa.

[sighs] There you are.
Thought I lost you for a second.

Dude, you totally did for a second.

How funny is that? [chuckles]

I guess it's not that funny.

It is not funny.

I think
it's all about inflection and tone.

Tone. Toned. Oh, To-tone. Tone.
How funny is that word?

-Tone and...
-Uh, dude, are you okay?

Oh, my Katherine Johnson,
you won't believe how okay I am right now.

Alex, are you getting this?

Thunder, do you remember
when I told you about those toxins,

and how you should not touch them?

Come to me,
my mysterious natural phenomena.

Shiny, you're up.

Are you sure?
Sounds like he has it under control.

Shiny, you can do this.

[sighs]

I know you're scared.

I was scared
of being alone without my parents.

That's why
you can understand the idea of fear,

but that also means
you can conquer it too.

You are a hero Shiny,
and we need you to be brave.

Thunder needs you to be brave.

Let's do this.

I won't let you down, Alex,
or Thunder, or the world.

[heroic music playing]

-Update.
-The blue robot called Thunder is down.

Yes, better. And?

The red one called Shiny
is headed into the lair.

Excellent.

That round red fool
has no idea what's in store for him.

[laughing]

Hey Shiny, you made it.

-Thunder, are you okay?
-Oh, Shiny, you know me.

Where are my manners?
Come meet my new friends.

This is Pluskar,

[roaring]

Fargus,

and Ramses.

Over there is Zorb, but don't say hi.
We're not talking at the moment.

I don't care about Zorb.
We need to make a plan.

-Oh, and the big one is Nancy.
-Nancy?

[roaring]

Holy mole people.

I guess this is how we all die.

[dramatic music playing]

That's been under our noses
for how long, and we never detected it?

How does that happen?

Uh... science?

Shiny, does it have
a bright stripe by its tail?

Uh, yes. Yes, it does.
I see a greenish yellow tint.

I'd say it's more of a neon electric...

Not now, Thunder.

That must be the mother. She's the key.

The mother?
We were following babies this whole time?

They're a matriarchal species.

Well of course that one's the mother.
Look at the size of it.

Could be a warrior. We don't know.

But the markings,
however, confirm my analysis.

They can't survive without her. New plan.

-She goes down, they all go down!
-They all go down!

Okay Thunder, listen.

Ooh, to what? Are we playing
a guessing game? I hear echoes.

No wait, I think that's just
a lot of Kaiju screaming at once.

Ugh, God, shut up.

Now, when I say "go,"
charge up the tunnel as fast as you can.

Like a... race?

Sure. You're, uh, racing the big Kaiju.

-Big Nancy.
-Nancy. You need to be faster than her.

Ooh, so this is more like tag
and big Nancy is "it."

Okay, yeah sure, if that helps you.

I am on it. I won't let you down, big bro.

You never called me that before.

Really? That sucks.

Because you, man, you're the best
big bro a little bro could ever have.

Aww. That's the sweetest thing...

No, that's not the real Thunder talking.
It's the spores.

No. No time.

But yeah,
I'd love to come back to this later.

Yeah. Anything for you, big bro.
Nancy, tag, you're it.

[upbeat music playing]

Way to go, bro! She took the bait.

Thanks bro.

That's a huge compliment
coming from my hero.

Out of the way,
you insanely large behemoth maggots.

[thudding]

Thunder, will you stay in a straight line?
I can't aim right.

Ah, I forgot you are a straight shooter.
[laughs] Get it, Shiny?

Yeah, I get it.
Thunder, will you just focus?

Your directness
is really bringing the vibe down, man.

Oh, oh, the vibe?

You're not the one
getting hit by this thing's butt debris.

Shiny, that hide is too armored.
Get at point-blank range to punch a hole.

Affirmative. Closing to point-blank range.

[groans] Now I'm even sounding
like Thunder.

In position.

Taking the shot.

Boom! I did it. Yeah, a little hole...

Shiny!

Big bro, no!

Nancy, I don't like you anymore.

[roars]

[rooster crowing]

[dramatic music playing]

[growls]

[Shiny] Hey Nancy,

nobody swallows my little brother.

[cheering]

Aw, heck yeah, Big Red!

I knew you could do it, Shiny.

Sir, all over the world
all the Kaiju have fallen.

Outstanding.

I want those babies neutralized for good.
No more surprises from under the ground.

Good work, everyone.

You're not celebrating the win here, Alex.

You need to see this.

I managed to isolate that elusive signal.
The source came from inside the EDF.

We have a spy in our midst.

[sighs] Now do you believe me?

Give me the update. Tell me of my victory.

Yes, Master.

The infantile robots have, uh...

Not. And.

What? I can't... You're breaking up.

I am losing you. Is it you, or is it me?

Solar flare.

Back. Elevator.

[screams] You're frozen.
How is this possible? We're on 9G!

Are you really frozen?

You're not faking it, are you?

Dah! Forget it. End transmission.

Phew, dodged that laser bolt.

Thunder! Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
Can you believe we did it?

The probability metrics
were suboptimal at best so no, I cannot.

And you're back to your old self.

I know my identity matrix
was a bit abnormal back there.

Forget it. It wasn't too bad.

-Good.
-Good.

But you were kind of,
well, really annoying.

Now I sort of kind of see
what you deal with with me all the time.

I'm just a big old annoying dope.

My unintended excursion
has provided insight

as to how your data matrix
processes the world.

I understand
how you are distressed by my behavior.

I apologize.

No dude, you totally need to be like that.
I get it now.

If I didn't have you
being a tyrant and keeping me in check,

who knows what would happen?

I have come to appreciate your talent
for divergent thinking, big bro.

Thanks, little bro.

Please do not.

Aw, just for a second.

[whirring]

If this is the optimal conclusion
needed for your emotional balance,

then so be it.

That is enough.

Hang ten. Cowabunga.

Surf's up, bro.

Totally, bruh. What is a "cowabunga"?

Obviously it's a "cow" and a "bunga."

Whoa! [screams]

[woots] Wipe out.

[theme music playing]

♪ When the world's under attack ♪

♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪

♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪

♪ When the aliens invade ♪

♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪

♪ Kick evil through the void
To save mankind ♪

♪ There is hope for tomorrow
If we rise up today ♪

♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪

♪ Never fall, never follow ♪

♪ Power flows through our veins ♪

♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪

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