Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Episode #1.7 - full transcript
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
There's nothing like a crack
of dawn fight to the death, eh boys?
All times are optimal
for Kaiju annihilation.
Commencing attack.
Hey, overgrown discount hippie crystal.
Sir, the O.R.T.
just spat out another meteor.
- What?
- Second Kaiju?
We're in trouble.
Shiny, Thunder, incoming Kaiju.
Incoming Kaiju?
Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
The laser fire is incoming all right.
Understood, Alex.
This Kaiju
shall be dispatched momentarily.
Missile fist, activated.
- What in the name of Carol Shaw?
- Who's the clown?
He's defending the Kaiju.
I want a full spectral analysis
of that mech, stat.
- Right away.
- Copy.
Scanning.
Why's he attacking his buddy?
Why do you and Thunder bicker?
Doesn't matter. It's protecting the Kaiju.
Take it out, for Pete's sake.
Okay, okay, but only because
Pete's also a friend of mine.
Take that, space menace!
Wait, what now?
Now it's got two heads?
What did I do wrong?
Unknown at this time.
Allow me to demonstrate
an effective coup de grâce.
No!
He broke Thunder's
super cool totally awesome sword.
Thunder's scans are in,
and that mech has the same alloy as Shiny.
Wait, what? That's impossible.
Uh, guys, maybe the minibot
was actually trying to warn us
about knocking off the Kaiju's head.
Don't hurt me.
Uh...
That's a lot
of gesticulating there, fella.
Is this something about the Kaiju?
Enough of this crap.
Thunder, do whatever
you need to do to end that Kaiju.
Kaiju eliminated.
Now it's got five heads!
It's a hydra. Shiny, you were right.
He was trying to warn us.
I advise falling back to regroup
and reassess our situation.
Hey, little dude isn't falling back.
He's taking it on solo.
It is disabling
the Kaiju's ability to ambulate,
rendering it immobile.
Excellent strategy.
Why didn't we think of that?
Or better yet,
why didn't you think of that?
Focus, guys.
First, help the mech bring it down,
then we heat the thing
up to the point where silicon fuses,
therefore breaking down its morphology
and turning it into fragile glass.
My chest cannon and Shiny's star bright
plasma hose should be sufficient.
Let's triple team
this giant cubic zirconia.
No!
Little buddy!
We have a mission to complete,
then we can
turn our attention to our mystery guest.
Merge the light beams.
Fire!
Now that's beautiful.
Who knew melted Kaiju
could be so artistic?
Indeed.
There is a kind of captivating quality
to this particular annihilated Kaiju.
Kind of morbid, bro. It's still a corpse.
Correct, an aesthetically pleasing one.
Yeah. See how the sunlight catches the...
Hello, guys?
Forgetting about someone?
Oh man, he looks in bad shape.
Oh, there's a little alien getting out.
Shiny, I would advise
staying a safe proximity.
Be on guard, Thunder.
This friendly alien routine
may be an elaborate trick.
Greetings, alien. I am Shiny,
Earth's greatest defender, and you are?
State your purpose or be disintegrated.
I am Dr. Blorgo Star face.
I need to speak
to Dr. Alex Rose immediately...
- Alex, he's hurt.
- He could be faking.
Get Dr. Handsome Face...
I mean Star face, to the handsome bay.
Med bay. Stat!
I've got you, Star face.
You're in safe hands now.
Wonder what they're fighting about.
I bet it's about which one of us is best.
They are arguing about military ethics.
How do you know that?
Whenever they fight about military ethics,
Alex's orbicularis oculi starts to twitch.
Just say eyelid.
...slow your roll because
last time you jumped to conclusions,
we ended up at The Hague,
and you know
I'm allergic to Belgian chocolate.
Whoa. You could do that the whole time?
Quiet.
Now if I may continue,
his physiology
is completely different than our own,
but there are some similarities:
Flesh, bone, blood, hair,
gorgeous blue skin, beautiful eyes, and...
- Sounds suspicious to me.
- I mean...
Getting captured by the enemy to get
inside is the oldest trick in the book.
If he wasn't there, who knows how many
shooting heads the Kaiju might have grown.
Mmm...
I still think we should incinerate him.
Creed, Belgian chocolate.
Alien spy.
Ugh.
I agree with Creed.
Dr. Blorgo Star face
is likely a spy or biological weapon
intended to aid
the forces behind the O.R.T.
I don't know, Thunder.
He helped us
kick those sons of sapphire's heinies.
- Speak.
- A spy from the Resistance
has made it to the O.R.T. here to the EDF.
The Resistance?
A subspecies whose vain efforts
to stop us have yielded them nothing.
That Resistance?
Except the one time
you let Groblat Prime be destroyed.
A fluke.
Or the razing of the Gene World.
That sun was going to go supernova anyway.
So I shouldn't also mention the liberation
of a million of our slave class
and the obliteration
of our flagship in the process?
Enough!
The rebels have been exceedingly lucky.
Only after
the arrival of the Roses, Overlord.
And that red round menace Shiny.
You begin to vex me, Agent X.
You better have a reason.
Leave the rebel to me.
Don't get up.
Despite your miraculous
healing capabilities,
you were severely injured.
Unhand me. Who are you?
Where is my mech suit?
Dr. Rose. I'm sorry.
I wanted to warn you
about the crystalline Kaiju,
but the wormhole
fried my communication equipment.
No, I'm sorry it took us so long
to figure out you're on our side.
There is much
that you and I need to discuss.
- But first, where is my mech suit?
- Uh...
- The drill's in position.
- Crack it open!
Confirmed. Crack it open.
We've lost the drill, sir.
And one intern.
- Get me another drill and another intern!
- Yes, sir!
I'm sure Colonel Creed
has it somewhere safe.
Is it me, or is she acting weird?
I am not certain.
She might be using psychological tactics.
No way.
Yep. Earth days are based on the rotation
of our planet in relation to our sun.
Wouldn't ya know,
I, I just did the math, and it seems
that you're about 14 in Earth years.
Huh, weird. I'm only three
on my planet. How old are you?
- Thirteen Earth years.
- That's older than my father.
Observe.
My hypothesis is that Dr. Star face
is manipulating Alex by mind control.
Yeah, mind control.
Anyway, uh, I have urgent
information for you from the Resistance.
Lay it on me.
The phenomenon you call O.R.T.
has happened over hundreds of planets
in time and space.
Let me guess,
an evil empire sends Kaiju through portals
to exterminate native populations
in order to exploit a planet's resources?
I belong to separatists
that broke off
to stop the spread of terror
across the universe you're referring to.
So brave.
I also have an important message
for you from your pare...
Mandatory security briefing
in four minutes.
- That's just for lower-level staff.
- This includes higher-level staff.
- I'm sure he can make an exception.
- No exceptions!
Okay. Well, if you'll excuse me.
Despite seemingly helping our robots
defeat the crystalline Kaiju,
we should consider Dr. Blorgo Star face
is possibly an alien infiltrator.
Now over to Dr. Rose for an overview
of the entity behind the O.R.T.
Dr. Rose?
Dr. Rose?
- Alex!
- Gah!
Wait, don't!
On second thought, meeting adjourned.
Something just came up
that Dr. Rose needs to attend to now.
What exactly is going on here?
I was interrogating the patient.
Is interrogating
what the kids call flirting now?
Uh, no,
and actually he told me everything.
Rebel faction my butt.
And you believed him?
Why shouldn't I?
Do I have to remind you
our comms were cut last week?
And now he shows up.
You don't think there's a connection?
I think you're so obsessed with
blaming this on Dr. Hottie McStarface,
but he wasn't even here
when the power was cut.
- Meaning?
- Meaning the alien spy was already here.
Creed, Thunder and me
have theories on what's wrong with Alex.
No theories needed here, my lads.
I know exactly what's wrong with her.
She's in love.
Uh, wait, so it's not mind control?
Mind control?
Thunder thought you were
acting funny because of mind control.
It was a theory based on...
On?
I thought your cerebral cortex
was seized by a malignant alien power.
You're not wrong.
I guess it's time we had "the talk."
- Whoa.
- Oh!
No need to cover your eyes.
So, uh, those are common in your species?
These? Everyone has 'em.
How else do you expel waste once a month?
That is the most
enchanting method of waste disposal.
Tell me all about
the evolutionary pathways that led to it.
It really is a funny story.
So we all started as fish and then...
You sly rebel scum. What are you up to?
It hasn't even been a day,
and you're almost completely healed.
The toxicity of my blood
only happens when I'm mortally injured,
to fend off predators.
Human biology
must seem so illogical to you.
This isn't the first time
I've met humans, Alex.
When I was just out of my pupa stage,
a strange craft crashed on my home planet
about ten Earth years ago.
Wait, what?
They were the humans
in that strange craft.
- They sent me here on a special mission.
- My parents sent you?
Yes, your parents are integral
in the fight against the evil empire.
I just... I'm sorry. This is a lot.
I'm supposed to tell you not to lose hope,
and that you will see your parents soon.
And why should I trust you? We just met.
In my own judgment, I... Ugh!
You know what, to be completely honest
with you, Dr. Star face, I just...
- Yes?
- You confuse me.
Me, Alex Rose,
smartest person in the world, confused.
My biochemistry is having
a strong reaction to your pheromones.
And your face
is just so stupidly symmetrical!
Your face is so wonderfully asymmetrical.
Your mole is so random,
and your hair, ah, accentuates the subtle
size variation of your nostrils.
Oh. Uh...
You're what we call on our planet,
"Zeruung kradegrankulvangangular."
And, uh, uh, what does that mean?
I believe it translates to the one who...
Don't spoil it.
I think I get it.
And that's where babies come from.
Eww! Stop talking.
With all due respect,
you seem confused
on some key points of female anatomy.
The point is that we all need to be
a little extra vigilant with Alex now
because human love
is confusing and weird and gross.
Security alert.
Oh, uh, you know, I just better...
- Yeah, you should totally...
- Need to make sure nothing's on fire.
- Or the pipes or...
- Of course.
Oh! Door.
Uh, right. Good talk, Doctor.
What did I do?
Did I just walk into a wall?
A wall? Alex, come on!
Report.
Panic button was pushed in R&D,
where we're keeping the mech suit.
Yeah, because Research and Development
is where we keep all our guests' luggage.
Colonel.
Vanessa!
What happened?
Alex? Alex? Is that you? I'm so cold.
The last thing I remember is a handsome
blue blur before everything went black.
Alien spy!
Impossible.
I've been with him the whole time.
Eyes on big blue.
I repeat, eyes on big blue.
That's a negative, Colonel.
The prisoner has escaped.
I knew it.
He seems to have melted his restraints.
So much for Romeo.
There must be some misunderstanding.
He said my parents sent him.
A good infiltrator will say or do
anything to earn your trust.
Our prisoner must still be on site.
I want the base locked down.
Nothing in or out
without my express orders.
Vanessa, you were the last one to see him,
so come.
Only if Alex doesn't need me.
I'm fine. It takes more than a boy
to sidetrack Dr. Alex Rose.
Security alert. Security alert.
Prisoner escape. Prisoner escape.
The base is on full lockdown.
Restricted areas are now restricted.
The cafeteria is now closed.
Come on, what's happening?
Star face has escaped,
but security are now
performing sweeps around the base.
He'll be found shortly.
But we need to stop
talking about it like humans
and start doing something like robots.
Shiny, my fellow work acquaintance,
I could not agree more.
I'm tracking movement
through the air ducts heading to R&D.
R&D, on the way.
And what in the name of Ayanna Howard
do you think you're doing?
I have to finish my primary mission,
infiltrate the EDF
and download the data off your servers.
You did lie.
This whole thing
was so the next time you send a Kaiju,
your bosses will know where to hit us
where it hurts most, in our feelings!
It wasn't a lie, Alex.
Your parents
collected ten years' worth of data
from our side of the O.R.T.,
but we have no data from Earth's side.
I have to get this mech suit
and all of the EDF's intel back to them.
So you getting hurt and tricking me
into trusting you was part of the plan?
That was just luck.
It was easier for you
to bring me in than to break in.
Tricking you was never part of the plan,
and neither was falling in love with you.
- I deserved that.
- Yes, you did.
I... I love you too.
Prisoner, stand down.
You are unauthorized to be in this area.
- Colonel Creed, we have...
- Uh...
No idea where the sneaky little alien is.
But we're looking, okay?
Copy that, boys.
Let me know the minute you find anything.
The spy is close. I can smell it.
Thunder, can't you see
what's happening here? Young love.
More than that.
Blorgo is taking EDF data
on the O.R.T. back to my parents.
- Your biometrics are very irregular...
- Stop scanning me! It's rude.
I am also observing
that you are of sound mind.
As you're the smartest person
on the planet, I must believe you.
Thank you.
But Creed will certainly not allow him
to escape with the data or mech suit.
Don't worry about that.
I have a plan, but I'll need
all three of your help. Are you in?
Dang straight we are.
Kaiju alert.
Secure this area.
Kaiju alert.
Crew, report!
Sir, a huge Kaiju. It came out of nowhere.
- Launch Thunder and Shiny.
- They're already out.
They're already out there?
How's that taste?
When will I see you again?
I thought we'd have more time.
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
This isn't goodbye forever.
It's only goodbye for now.
Well, if that's the case...
What are you up to?
Say hi to my parents for me.
One more thing,
my suit detected another member
of my species in the vicinity.
It's gotta be a spy.
Be careful who you trust.
Really? You're gonna leave me with that?
Look at my baby boys
brutalizing the Kaiju.
You should've heard
your Kaiju brother squeal like a pig
when I tore out his heart
and shoved it down its throat.
Lux-fach-pach.
This is the closest a Kaiju
has ever come to the base,
but don't worry, we got this.
Yes, sir.
Moving back, sir.
It is choking you with its tail, Shiny.
Feel the life-force leaving your...
That is the money shot, Shiny.
That is our cue.
You're finished, pal. Checkmate.
Crisis averted.
Now back to finding that alien spy.
Sir, the mech suit. It is gone.
- The prisoner has escaped!
- Son of a sapphire.
Your boyfriend made off
with his suit and God knows what else.
Mmm. Easy come, easy go.
Looks like
I missed a spectacular Kaiju fight.
I thought you'd be more upset.
I came to the realization you were right,
I was letting my emotions get in the way.
Now you can concentrate
on more productive endeavors.
Like revenge?
Yes, revenge. I'm so proud.
Creed, crushing me.
That was an impressive display
of combat moves.
- Your fictional battle was truly epic.
- We make a good team.
Affirmative.
Uh, admit it.
It was nice to see Alex
get excited about something
other than particle accelerators.
Yes.
I will also admit that it was satisfying
to use my intellect and capabilities
for something other than destruction.
- Oh, yes.
- Agh! Okay, not hugging.
Your metalderm touched my metalderm.
Erasing awkward moment from memory.
Entity, state your purpose
or prepare to be annihilated.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Agh! Alex!
♪ When the world's under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliens invade ♪
♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow
If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fall, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of Earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
There's nothing like a crack
of dawn fight to the death, eh boys?
All times are optimal
for Kaiju annihilation.
Commencing attack.
Hey, overgrown discount hippie crystal.
Sir, the O.R.T.
just spat out another meteor.
- What?
- Second Kaiju?
We're in trouble.
Shiny, Thunder, incoming Kaiju.
Incoming Kaiju?
Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
The laser fire is incoming all right.
Understood, Alex.
This Kaiju
shall be dispatched momentarily.
Missile fist, activated.
- What in the name of Carol Shaw?
- Who's the clown?
He's defending the Kaiju.
I want a full spectral analysis
of that mech, stat.
- Right away.
- Copy.
Scanning.
Why's he attacking his buddy?
Why do you and Thunder bicker?
Doesn't matter. It's protecting the Kaiju.
Take it out, for Pete's sake.
Okay, okay, but only because
Pete's also a friend of mine.
Take that, space menace!
Wait, what now?
Now it's got two heads?
What did I do wrong?
Unknown at this time.
Allow me to demonstrate
an effective coup de grâce.
No!
He broke Thunder's
super cool totally awesome sword.
Thunder's scans are in,
and that mech has the same alloy as Shiny.
Wait, what? That's impossible.
Uh, guys, maybe the minibot
was actually trying to warn us
about knocking off the Kaiju's head.
Don't hurt me.
Uh...
That's a lot
of gesticulating there, fella.
Is this something about the Kaiju?
Enough of this crap.
Thunder, do whatever
you need to do to end that Kaiju.
Kaiju eliminated.
Now it's got five heads!
It's a hydra. Shiny, you were right.
He was trying to warn us.
I advise falling back to regroup
and reassess our situation.
Hey, little dude isn't falling back.
He's taking it on solo.
It is disabling
the Kaiju's ability to ambulate,
rendering it immobile.
Excellent strategy.
Why didn't we think of that?
Or better yet,
why didn't you think of that?
Focus, guys.
First, help the mech bring it down,
then we heat the thing
up to the point where silicon fuses,
therefore breaking down its morphology
and turning it into fragile glass.
My chest cannon and Shiny's star bright
plasma hose should be sufficient.
Let's triple team
this giant cubic zirconia.
No!
Little buddy!
We have a mission to complete,
then we can
turn our attention to our mystery guest.
Merge the light beams.
Fire!
Now that's beautiful.
Who knew melted Kaiju
could be so artistic?
Indeed.
There is a kind of captivating quality
to this particular annihilated Kaiju.
Kind of morbid, bro. It's still a corpse.
Correct, an aesthetically pleasing one.
Yeah. See how the sunlight catches the...
Hello, guys?
Forgetting about someone?
Oh man, he looks in bad shape.
Oh, there's a little alien getting out.
Shiny, I would advise
staying a safe proximity.
Be on guard, Thunder.
This friendly alien routine
may be an elaborate trick.
Greetings, alien. I am Shiny,
Earth's greatest defender, and you are?
State your purpose or be disintegrated.
I am Dr. Blorgo Star face.
I need to speak
to Dr. Alex Rose immediately...
- Alex, he's hurt.
- He could be faking.
Get Dr. Handsome Face...
I mean Star face, to the handsome bay.
Med bay. Stat!
I've got you, Star face.
You're in safe hands now.
Wonder what they're fighting about.
I bet it's about which one of us is best.
They are arguing about military ethics.
How do you know that?
Whenever they fight about military ethics,
Alex's orbicularis oculi starts to twitch.
Just say eyelid.
...slow your roll because
last time you jumped to conclusions,
we ended up at The Hague,
and you know
I'm allergic to Belgian chocolate.
Whoa. You could do that the whole time?
Quiet.
Now if I may continue,
his physiology
is completely different than our own,
but there are some similarities:
Flesh, bone, blood, hair,
gorgeous blue skin, beautiful eyes, and...
- Sounds suspicious to me.
- I mean...
Getting captured by the enemy to get
inside is the oldest trick in the book.
If he wasn't there, who knows how many
shooting heads the Kaiju might have grown.
Mmm...
I still think we should incinerate him.
Creed, Belgian chocolate.
Alien spy.
Ugh.
I agree with Creed.
Dr. Blorgo Star face
is likely a spy or biological weapon
intended to aid
the forces behind the O.R.T.
I don't know, Thunder.
He helped us
kick those sons of sapphire's heinies.
- Speak.
- A spy from the Resistance
has made it to the O.R.T. here to the EDF.
The Resistance?
A subspecies whose vain efforts
to stop us have yielded them nothing.
That Resistance?
Except the one time
you let Groblat Prime be destroyed.
A fluke.
Or the razing of the Gene World.
That sun was going to go supernova anyway.
So I shouldn't also mention the liberation
of a million of our slave class
and the obliteration
of our flagship in the process?
Enough!
The rebels have been exceedingly lucky.
Only after
the arrival of the Roses, Overlord.
And that red round menace Shiny.
You begin to vex me, Agent X.
You better have a reason.
Leave the rebel to me.
Don't get up.
Despite your miraculous
healing capabilities,
you were severely injured.
Unhand me. Who are you?
Where is my mech suit?
Dr. Rose. I'm sorry.
I wanted to warn you
about the crystalline Kaiju,
but the wormhole
fried my communication equipment.
No, I'm sorry it took us so long
to figure out you're on our side.
There is much
that you and I need to discuss.
- But first, where is my mech suit?
- Uh...
- The drill's in position.
- Crack it open!
Confirmed. Crack it open.
We've lost the drill, sir.
And one intern.
- Get me another drill and another intern!
- Yes, sir!
I'm sure Colonel Creed
has it somewhere safe.
Is it me, or is she acting weird?
I am not certain.
She might be using psychological tactics.
No way.
Yep. Earth days are based on the rotation
of our planet in relation to our sun.
Wouldn't ya know,
I, I just did the math, and it seems
that you're about 14 in Earth years.
Huh, weird. I'm only three
on my planet. How old are you?
- Thirteen Earth years.
- That's older than my father.
Observe.
My hypothesis is that Dr. Star face
is manipulating Alex by mind control.
Yeah, mind control.
Anyway, uh, I have urgent
information for you from the Resistance.
Lay it on me.
The phenomenon you call O.R.T.
has happened over hundreds of planets
in time and space.
Let me guess,
an evil empire sends Kaiju through portals
to exterminate native populations
in order to exploit a planet's resources?
I belong to separatists
that broke off
to stop the spread of terror
across the universe you're referring to.
So brave.
I also have an important message
for you from your pare...
Mandatory security briefing
in four minutes.
- That's just for lower-level staff.
- This includes higher-level staff.
- I'm sure he can make an exception.
- No exceptions!
Okay. Well, if you'll excuse me.
Despite seemingly helping our robots
defeat the crystalline Kaiju,
we should consider Dr. Blorgo Star face
is possibly an alien infiltrator.
Now over to Dr. Rose for an overview
of the entity behind the O.R.T.
Dr. Rose?
Dr. Rose?
- Alex!
- Gah!
Wait, don't!
On second thought, meeting adjourned.
Something just came up
that Dr. Rose needs to attend to now.
What exactly is going on here?
I was interrogating the patient.
Is interrogating
what the kids call flirting now?
Uh, no,
and actually he told me everything.
Rebel faction my butt.
And you believed him?
Why shouldn't I?
Do I have to remind you
our comms were cut last week?
And now he shows up.
You don't think there's a connection?
I think you're so obsessed with
blaming this on Dr. Hottie McStarface,
but he wasn't even here
when the power was cut.
- Meaning?
- Meaning the alien spy was already here.
Creed, Thunder and me
have theories on what's wrong with Alex.
No theories needed here, my lads.
I know exactly what's wrong with her.
She's in love.
Uh, wait, so it's not mind control?
Mind control?
Thunder thought you were
acting funny because of mind control.
It was a theory based on...
On?
I thought your cerebral cortex
was seized by a malignant alien power.
You're not wrong.
I guess it's time we had "the talk."
- Whoa.
- Oh!
No need to cover your eyes.
So, uh, those are common in your species?
These? Everyone has 'em.
How else do you expel waste once a month?
That is the most
enchanting method of waste disposal.
Tell me all about
the evolutionary pathways that led to it.
It really is a funny story.
So we all started as fish and then...
You sly rebel scum. What are you up to?
It hasn't even been a day,
and you're almost completely healed.
The toxicity of my blood
only happens when I'm mortally injured,
to fend off predators.
Human biology
must seem so illogical to you.
This isn't the first time
I've met humans, Alex.
When I was just out of my pupa stage,
a strange craft crashed on my home planet
about ten Earth years ago.
Wait, what?
They were the humans
in that strange craft.
- They sent me here on a special mission.
- My parents sent you?
Yes, your parents are integral
in the fight against the evil empire.
I just... I'm sorry. This is a lot.
I'm supposed to tell you not to lose hope,
and that you will see your parents soon.
And why should I trust you? We just met.
In my own judgment, I... Ugh!
You know what, to be completely honest
with you, Dr. Star face, I just...
- Yes?
- You confuse me.
Me, Alex Rose,
smartest person in the world, confused.
My biochemistry is having
a strong reaction to your pheromones.
And your face
is just so stupidly symmetrical!
Your face is so wonderfully asymmetrical.
Your mole is so random,
and your hair, ah, accentuates the subtle
size variation of your nostrils.
Oh. Uh...
You're what we call on our planet,
"Zeruung kradegrankulvangangular."
And, uh, uh, what does that mean?
I believe it translates to the one who...
Don't spoil it.
I think I get it.
And that's where babies come from.
Eww! Stop talking.
With all due respect,
you seem confused
on some key points of female anatomy.
The point is that we all need to be
a little extra vigilant with Alex now
because human love
is confusing and weird and gross.
Security alert.
Oh, uh, you know, I just better...
- Yeah, you should totally...
- Need to make sure nothing's on fire.
- Or the pipes or...
- Of course.
Oh! Door.
Uh, right. Good talk, Doctor.
What did I do?
Did I just walk into a wall?
A wall? Alex, come on!
Report.
Panic button was pushed in R&D,
where we're keeping the mech suit.
Yeah, because Research and Development
is where we keep all our guests' luggage.
Colonel.
Vanessa!
What happened?
Alex? Alex? Is that you? I'm so cold.
The last thing I remember is a handsome
blue blur before everything went black.
Alien spy!
Impossible.
I've been with him the whole time.
Eyes on big blue.
I repeat, eyes on big blue.
That's a negative, Colonel.
The prisoner has escaped.
I knew it.
He seems to have melted his restraints.
So much for Romeo.
There must be some misunderstanding.
He said my parents sent him.
A good infiltrator will say or do
anything to earn your trust.
Our prisoner must still be on site.
I want the base locked down.
Nothing in or out
without my express orders.
Vanessa, you were the last one to see him,
so come.
Only if Alex doesn't need me.
I'm fine. It takes more than a boy
to sidetrack Dr. Alex Rose.
Security alert. Security alert.
Prisoner escape. Prisoner escape.
The base is on full lockdown.
Restricted areas are now restricted.
The cafeteria is now closed.
Come on, what's happening?
Star face has escaped,
but security are now
performing sweeps around the base.
He'll be found shortly.
But we need to stop
talking about it like humans
and start doing something like robots.
Shiny, my fellow work acquaintance,
I could not agree more.
I'm tracking movement
through the air ducts heading to R&D.
R&D, on the way.
And what in the name of Ayanna Howard
do you think you're doing?
I have to finish my primary mission,
infiltrate the EDF
and download the data off your servers.
You did lie.
This whole thing
was so the next time you send a Kaiju,
your bosses will know where to hit us
where it hurts most, in our feelings!
It wasn't a lie, Alex.
Your parents
collected ten years' worth of data
from our side of the O.R.T.,
but we have no data from Earth's side.
I have to get this mech suit
and all of the EDF's intel back to them.
So you getting hurt and tricking me
into trusting you was part of the plan?
That was just luck.
It was easier for you
to bring me in than to break in.
Tricking you was never part of the plan,
and neither was falling in love with you.
- I deserved that.
- Yes, you did.
I... I love you too.
Prisoner, stand down.
You are unauthorized to be in this area.
- Colonel Creed, we have...
- Uh...
No idea where the sneaky little alien is.
But we're looking, okay?
Copy that, boys.
Let me know the minute you find anything.
The spy is close. I can smell it.
Thunder, can't you see
what's happening here? Young love.
More than that.
Blorgo is taking EDF data
on the O.R.T. back to my parents.
- Your biometrics are very irregular...
- Stop scanning me! It's rude.
I am also observing
that you are of sound mind.
As you're the smartest person
on the planet, I must believe you.
Thank you.
But Creed will certainly not allow him
to escape with the data or mech suit.
Don't worry about that.
I have a plan, but I'll need
all three of your help. Are you in?
Dang straight we are.
Kaiju alert.
Secure this area.
Kaiju alert.
Crew, report!
Sir, a huge Kaiju. It came out of nowhere.
- Launch Thunder and Shiny.
- They're already out.
They're already out there?
How's that taste?
When will I see you again?
I thought we'd have more time.
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
This isn't goodbye forever.
It's only goodbye for now.
Well, if that's the case...
What are you up to?
Say hi to my parents for me.
One more thing,
my suit detected another member
of my species in the vicinity.
It's gotta be a spy.
Be careful who you trust.
Really? You're gonna leave me with that?
Look at my baby boys
brutalizing the Kaiju.
You should've heard
your Kaiju brother squeal like a pig
when I tore out his heart
and shoved it down its throat.
Lux-fach-pach.
This is the closest a Kaiju
has ever come to the base,
but don't worry, we got this.
Yes, sir.
Moving back, sir.
It is choking you with its tail, Shiny.
Feel the life-force leaving your...
That is the money shot, Shiny.
That is our cue.
You're finished, pal. Checkmate.
Crisis averted.
Now back to finding that alien spy.
Sir, the mech suit. It is gone.
- The prisoner has escaped!
- Son of a sapphire.
Your boyfriend made off
with his suit and God knows what else.
Mmm. Easy come, easy go.
Looks like
I missed a spectacular Kaiju fight.
I thought you'd be more upset.
I came to the realization you were right,
I was letting my emotions get in the way.
Now you can concentrate
on more productive endeavors.
Like revenge?
Yes, revenge. I'm so proud.
Creed, crushing me.
That was an impressive display
of combat moves.
- Your fictional battle was truly epic.
- We make a good team.
Affirmative.
Uh, admit it.
It was nice to see Alex
get excited about something
other than particle accelerators.
Yes.
I will also admit that it was satisfying
to use my intellect and capabilities
for something other than destruction.
- Oh, yes.
- Agh! Okay, not hugging.
Your metalderm touched my metalderm.
Erasing awkward moment from memory.
Entity, state your purpose
or prepare to be annihilated.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Agh! Alex!
♪ When the world's under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliens invade ♪
♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow
If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fall, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of Earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
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