Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
Okay, my turn. Truth or dare?
What is this "truth or dare" you speak of?
I ask you a question,
and you tell me the truth,
or you accept my challenge of a dare.
Negative. I refuse.
Robots neither truth nor dare,
nor play games.
But it's been forever
since we had a Kaiju attack.
I'm so bored.
Our last Kaiju attack was only 12 hours,
four minutes, and three seconds ago.
Robots do not feel the passage of time,
ergo, they do not get bored.
"Ergo" yourself.
You boys feeling better?
If by "feeling" you mean
a vague mental impression of–
Feeling better.
Un-bored and on board, am I right?
Totally ready for our next mission.
I actually wanted to check in,
you know, after the mite infestation.
Ah yes, the mite infestation,
the one where I nearly
succumbed to full termination.
We're doing so great.
But hang on, is that the only reason
you want to check up on us?
Your fast heart rate and pupil dilation
points out your obvious ulterior motive.
You are a deficient deceiver.
Dude, that was awesome.
You figured out
she was lying just by looking at her.
Felt like a courtroom drama.
Okay fine, you're right.
I also wanted to see if Shiny
remembered anything more about my parents.
Does this inquiry present a quandary?
Yes. What's wrong is that it's selfish.
Logical.
After seeing the graffiti from my parents
inside Shiny, I got really excited.
They're still alive.
But Shiny, obviously you mean more to me
than just some lifeline to my parents.
I'm used to people using me
for my beautiful body and my superior wit.
Incredibly false.
But to have my big beautiful brain
be used by you, Alex Rose?
I'm so into it.
What do you want to know?
I actually don't really know that much,
but I am digging all this attention.
I'll take whatever you can remember.
Okay, so Dr. and Dr. Rose
were totally floating in the O.R.T.,
and they were standing on my belly,
and they were
telling me about the grilled cheese...
Feels good to get that off.
Call Overlord Master.
Speak.
Actually, Overlord, can we use English?
If I'm overheard
using their inferior language,
they will not suspect what I am.
I will suffer
through this pitiful language if I must.
It better be worth it.
Thank you, Overlord.
Yes, I remember this one.
A troublesome mechanoid.
They were foolish to send it back
to their lux-fapah planet.
This is a Guardian Class robot, sir.
They call him "Shiny."
Those troublesome Earthling rebels
have implanted a device inside him
that will destroy us
if it remains in their hands.
But if it's in our hands, we destroy them.
Bring me this red menace,
and I shall give you your own command.
Fail, and it's lux-fapah for you.
I will not fail.
Kaiju alert.
Kaiju alert. Kaiju alert.
Dr. Rose,
the Kaiju has entered the atmosphere.
Location?
On the other side of the planet.
That no good mecha flecker piece of...
We've never had a Kaiju
attack this far from base before.
They're probing our defenses, Colonel,
on a global scale.
We prepared for this eventuality.
Fire up the Pneumatic Hyper-Tube!
Road trip!
This is not a road trip, Shiny,
this is a serious away mission
involving us traveling through
an advanced conveyance system
designed to transport
several thousand tons
around the world in mere minutes.
This should not be trivialized.
I've always wanted to go on a road trip
with my favorite big-lil' bro.
The Hyper Tube will get you and Thunder
halfway around the world in minutes.
You'll be traveling at speeds that
would normally melt your armored hulls.
You should arrive in time
to intercept the Kaiju.
You guys haven't fought a Kaiju
this far away from me... I mean us, before.
You'll be virtually on your own,
with no real backup.
You sure you don't need me
to come with?
Ooo! Sounds like fun.
That is a negative, Alex.
I can handle this mission on my own.
'Cause I'm gonna be right there
having your back, bro.
I said what I said.
Well, just be sure
to look out for one another, okay?
Always keep your comms open and available
so we can be in constant communication.
Yes ma'am.
Please mind the gap.
And just be really careful, okay?
You two are the only family I've got.
Except of course for you, Creed.
That goes without saying.
Robots secured in Hyper Tube.
Magnetic coils in the green.
Tube pressurization complete.
We have vacuum lock.
Hyper Tube primed and ready for launch.
Goodbye and good luck.
Seriously, Creed?
"Goodbye and good luck"
is so freaking sinister.
Can you say something
that doesn't sound like a jinx?
We who are about to die salute you.
That's even worse.
You only live once.
What's that even mean?
Today's a good day to die.
Oh, you are impossible.
Oh, I'm sure they'll be fine.
All right, I spy with my little eye,
something yellow with...
Panel one-one-two
dash eight-six-seven dash three-A.
Wow. You're a whiz at this.
It's so weird
how no one in the EDF likes you.
- What?
- Your turn.
All right. I spy with my little
metal oxide semiconductor,
something extremely annoying.
Hmm, now that's a real thinker.
Ooh, I gotta text this to the EDF
group thread. They're gonna love that.
You have a group text?
I'm going to end it with "dino-mite."
Get it? Because Dino
from dinosaur is like the dino in...
- Punch buggy, no punch backs.
- What the...
It's a game.
Whenever you see a little yellow sign,
you punch someone.
Games are meant to induce fun.
I do not believe punching
someone induces...
- Punch buggy, no punch backs.
- Now you're getting it.
Punching does relieve stress,
which allows me
to experience momentary euphoria,
which some might consider "fun."
And you ruined it.
Punch buggy. Punch buggy.
Ow! Hey! It's only when you
see a yellow thing.
Perhaps you could make the EDF group
text chain aware of my success with fun.
Aww, Thunder, no.
That's desperation central
with a path to pathetic-ville.
Respect the chain, man.
Punch buggy, no punch backs.
We have arrived safely.
ETA on the Kaiju's arrival?
You guys made record time.
It should reach Utopia in five minutes.
Get ready for action.
That's a Roger-ino, Alex.
Thundy and I are a go
for Kaiju a-kicking ton.
Thundy?
Why are you creating
a truncated version of my call sign?
What is happening?
It seems the citizens of this city have
limited capacity for critical thinking.
Do they not understand that there are
in fact two Guardian Class robots
sent to protect them?
What's the blue one's name again?
All right, since I'm obvi the hero
of these great people,
it's best that
I take the point on this Kaiju fight.
The mech with the tech.
The bot who is hot.
Shiny!
Ooh, you could be my adorable
and somewhat neutered sidekick.
All the best superheroes have one.
The citizens do not care
about who saves them,
just that they are saved.
Only Shiny can save us!
This just got interesting.
We gotta give them what they want.
Have we ever seen
a two-headed Kaiju before?
Not in my lifetime.
Dang it! You know what this means?
Oh, road trip!
They're escalating.
This is a clear message that the aliens
sending these Kaijus to destroy us
somehow know we have two fighting robots.
How would they know?
We've successfully
destroyed every Kaiju upon attack.
There's no way they communicated
with their master unless...
Magic?
Contribute or leave, Ronald.
Uh, it's "Rodrigo."
Unless there's an infiltrator amongst us.
Thunder and Shiny, listen up.
This is critical.
That is a go for Thunder,
your most trusted and reliable robot.
Jealousy's a really bad color
on you.
You guys, what I'm about to tell you
is of the utmost importance.
When you fight this two-headed Kaiju,
you must...
Come in, Thunder. Come in, Shiny.
ThunderVision, connect to the EDF.
Hey ShinyVision, you old cutie,
can you get Alex on the horn?
But more importantly, how are you?
I cannot connect to the EDF.
Repeat, I cannot connect to the EDF.
ShinyVision, connect to the EDF.
No signal?
Squishly's got bupkis.
- We're not gonna panic.
- This has never happened before.
I always have the EDF and Alex in my ear.
Without them we are,
to borrow a Shiny term,
"completely screwed."
Jeez, get yourself together, Thunder.
We can do this, just you and me.
What makes you think
we can take this Kaiju down
without the support of the EDF?
Probably just straight-up delusion.
I'm going in.
No, Shiny, wait for backup.
Like I said, "completely screwed."
It's all been destroyed.
Even the backup generators are gone.
It must've been a power surge.
You stay here and figure this out
while I get our comms
back up and running old-school style,
before we relied on technology.
Whatever, just hurry.
Uh, you! Stay behind
and help Alex out, will you?
Uh, okay, we can still take these guys.
He's just, you know, getting lucky.
His power rating is off the charts.
We have no satellite scans
of his makeup to determine weak points.
I calculate that this Kaiju
is beyond our combined capabilities.
We cannot defeat him.
Thunder, I need you
to get up and defend this city.
That's an order.
We have a two-headed Kaiju
that wants to destroy us,
so I need you to pull yourself together
and work with me on this.
Can you do that?
Affirmative.
Okay.
Let's go!
Give me the juice, you bucket of bolts.
Twenty more klicks,
that's all I need. Give it to me.
I... I don't mean to fan girl out
or anything, but you're my total hero.
I had posters of you
hanging up on my wall growing up.
I even got two degrees in astrophysics
because you once said it can't hurt
- to be too aware of black holes.
- Too aware of black holes?
You read
my dissertation on nebulas?
Cover to cover.
But to be fair, I'm always impressed
when Earthbound mortal flesh bags
get anything right.
"Flesh bags." You crack me up.
Yes, humor,
the Trojan Horse of the human...
- What's that?
- Oh, nothing.
You know, I'm getting a strange feeling
that this power surge was no accident.
Someone has infiltrated the EDF
and is trying to take us down.
Uh, really? Because I really...
I don't think anyone would be able to–
You!
Me?
Think you could help me
figure out what's really going on here?
Cause if there isan intruder,
then the damage likely
started in the cable room, not here.
Oh, of course.
Who better to track down
a genius alien infiltrator
than an inept human brain solely protected
by an easily breakable skull?
Great burn.
Good try, Thunder.
Ten points for the yellow cab.
Do not patronize me.
I am running low on my weaponry.
What about you?
Yeah, think I'm good
for a little while longer.
Just what I needed to see.
Hey! My billboard.
Whoops. My bad.
Well, since you clearly
have some weaponry left,
I say we try
attack pattern laser cross stream.
This tactic is based on what data?
On my mark.
Mark!
That was highly unsuccessful.
Kind of creepy in here
with the lights out.
Hey, you okay?
You look nervous or something.
You're correct. It is creepy.
Gotcha.
Wait a second.
You finally realized any hope
of defeating this Kaiju is pointless
and accept our imminent destruction?
What? No. I just got the greatest idea.
What if this two-headed Kaiju
is actually just two brothers like us?
You get jealous of me all the time.
No idea what you are referring to.
Fine. You know how I get jealous of you,
and how when that happens,
I get super distracted by the jealousy?
That is one of the many reasons
why I am the optimal robot.
Yeah, you see
how annoyed you are right now?
Yes, I am completely vulnerable
to enemy attack.
Interesting.
Bingo!
Look, I knew it. Melted cables.
We do have an infiltrator.
First I gotta fix this,
then we can get on that.
You know, it's so nice
to have someone to talk to today.
I've been super worried
about Shiny being so far away
on this mission without our help.
Why are you worried about that thing?
I mean, Shiny?
Why are you worried about Shiny?
Well, you see, somewhere inside Shiny
is a way back to my mom and dad.
If I lose Shiny, then I lose
my only connection to my parents.
Wait, who exactly are your parents?
Dr. and Dr. Rose. The Doctor Roses, silly.
The troublesome Earthling rebels
are her parents.
Got it!
Oh, you... you did it. Great.
Was there any doubt?
Now I just got to reboot the system,
and we can get the comms back online.
I actually don't have anyone
I can vent to about this kind of stuff,
so thank you.
You're a good friend.
Hey, double-dumb-shizz. Over here!
As one part of a polycephaly set,
otherwise known as chimera,
it is quite clear that your other half
has much more innovative approaches
to battle than yours.
It's so obvious your brother's way smarter
and sophisticated than you are.
Put succinctly, he is superior.
That's gotta suck for you, huh?
He's way stronger than you,
and cooler-looking.
His easy demeanor and popularity
must be very disheartening for you.
A blow to your carefully crafted ego.
So annoying he's right all the time.
Zero reasons
he should have such high self-esteem.
You must hate how perfect he is.
Arthur C. Clarke, it worked!
What is our next move?
I didn't think we'd get this far.
Okay, you were right.
We should just go home.
Negative.
We finish this here and now.
Our last stand, Shiny. Win or lose.
All right. I'm with you, bro.
We attack simultaneously on your mark.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Head shot!
Shiny, Thunder, are you there?
We're here. Hey Alex!
Affirmative, Alex.
Receiving your signal
and all feeds from EDF.
What happened? Are you okay?
I need status on the Kaiju.
We've got one dead Kaiju, Alex.
We managed all by ourselves. See?
Actually Alex,
it is Shiny who was responsible
for the strategic planning...
No Thunder, we did it together.
Actually, I totally did it. It was all me.
I was trying to play it cool,
but you know.
Totally get it, Shiny.
It's always good to know
that someone has your back.
Now come on home, boys.
We have work to do.
Creed, come in. Do you read me?
I read you.
I'm at the uplink tower ready to patch in–
That's a negative.
We got comms back online,
so you can stop whatever old-school mess
you're doing and come back to base.
What?
Oh, and I've confirmed
we have a traitor in our midst,
and you know that makes me snacky,
so can you pick up
mukatsuku-flavored ice cream on the way?
Thank you.
Son of a... I just got up here!
Mukatsuku-flavored ice cream.
I'll mukatsukuyou!
I'm too old to be up here.
All these back problems trying to...
We don't have people for this.
Speak.
My plan to sabotage
the EDF has failed, Overlord.
The robot overcame the crisis.
You are not so far
to be out of my reach.
I can incinerate you where you stand.
Wait, I have found a much better way
to take control of Shiny and the EDF.
I will capture the only daughter
of those troublesome Earthling rebels,
Alex Rose.
Ahhh.
Offspring.
Excellent!
Excellent!
♪ When the world's under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in the child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliens invade ♪
♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪
♪ Of evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fall, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guiding as a bird like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
Okay, my turn. Truth or dare?
What is this "truth or dare" you speak of?
I ask you a question,
and you tell me the truth,
or you accept my challenge of a dare.
Negative. I refuse.
Robots neither truth nor dare,
nor play games.
But it's been forever
since we had a Kaiju attack.
I'm so bored.
Our last Kaiju attack was only 12 hours,
four minutes, and three seconds ago.
Robots do not feel the passage of time,
ergo, they do not get bored.
"Ergo" yourself.
You boys feeling better?
If by "feeling" you mean
a vague mental impression of–
Feeling better.
Un-bored and on board, am I right?
Totally ready for our next mission.
I actually wanted to check in,
you know, after the mite infestation.
Ah yes, the mite infestation,
the one where I nearly
succumbed to full termination.
We're doing so great.
But hang on, is that the only reason
you want to check up on us?
Your fast heart rate and pupil dilation
points out your obvious ulterior motive.
You are a deficient deceiver.
Dude, that was awesome.
You figured out
she was lying just by looking at her.
Felt like a courtroom drama.
Okay fine, you're right.
I also wanted to see if Shiny
remembered anything more about my parents.
Does this inquiry present a quandary?
Yes. What's wrong is that it's selfish.
Logical.
After seeing the graffiti from my parents
inside Shiny, I got really excited.
They're still alive.
But Shiny, obviously you mean more to me
than just some lifeline to my parents.
I'm used to people using me
for my beautiful body and my superior wit.
Incredibly false.
But to have my big beautiful brain
be used by you, Alex Rose?
I'm so into it.
What do you want to know?
I actually don't really know that much,
but I am digging all this attention.
I'll take whatever you can remember.
Okay, so Dr. and Dr. Rose
were totally floating in the O.R.T.,
and they were standing on my belly,
and they were
telling me about the grilled cheese...
Feels good to get that off.
Call Overlord Master.
Speak.
Actually, Overlord, can we use English?
If I'm overheard
using their inferior language,
they will not suspect what I am.
I will suffer
through this pitiful language if I must.
It better be worth it.
Thank you, Overlord.
Yes, I remember this one.
A troublesome mechanoid.
They were foolish to send it back
to their lux-fapah planet.
This is a Guardian Class robot, sir.
They call him "Shiny."
Those troublesome Earthling rebels
have implanted a device inside him
that will destroy us
if it remains in their hands.
But if it's in our hands, we destroy them.
Bring me this red menace,
and I shall give you your own command.
Fail, and it's lux-fapah for you.
I will not fail.
Kaiju alert.
Kaiju alert. Kaiju alert.
Dr. Rose,
the Kaiju has entered the atmosphere.
Location?
On the other side of the planet.
That no good mecha flecker piece of...
We've never had a Kaiju
attack this far from base before.
They're probing our defenses, Colonel,
on a global scale.
We prepared for this eventuality.
Fire up the Pneumatic Hyper-Tube!
Road trip!
This is not a road trip, Shiny,
this is a serious away mission
involving us traveling through
an advanced conveyance system
designed to transport
several thousand tons
around the world in mere minutes.
This should not be trivialized.
I've always wanted to go on a road trip
with my favorite big-lil' bro.
The Hyper Tube will get you and Thunder
halfway around the world in minutes.
You'll be traveling at speeds that
would normally melt your armored hulls.
You should arrive in time
to intercept the Kaiju.
You guys haven't fought a Kaiju
this far away from me... I mean us, before.
You'll be virtually on your own,
with no real backup.
You sure you don't need me
to come with?
Ooo! Sounds like fun.
That is a negative, Alex.
I can handle this mission on my own.
'Cause I'm gonna be right there
having your back, bro.
I said what I said.
Well, just be sure
to look out for one another, okay?
Always keep your comms open and available
so we can be in constant communication.
Yes ma'am.
Please mind the gap.
And just be really careful, okay?
You two are the only family I've got.
Except of course for you, Creed.
That goes without saying.
Robots secured in Hyper Tube.
Magnetic coils in the green.
Tube pressurization complete.
We have vacuum lock.
Hyper Tube primed and ready for launch.
Goodbye and good luck.
Seriously, Creed?
"Goodbye and good luck"
is so freaking sinister.
Can you say something
that doesn't sound like a jinx?
We who are about to die salute you.
That's even worse.
You only live once.
What's that even mean?
Today's a good day to die.
Oh, you are impossible.
Oh, I'm sure they'll be fine.
All right, I spy with my little eye,
something yellow with...
Panel one-one-two
dash eight-six-seven dash three-A.
Wow. You're a whiz at this.
It's so weird
how no one in the EDF likes you.
- What?
- Your turn.
All right. I spy with my little
metal oxide semiconductor,
something extremely annoying.
Hmm, now that's a real thinker.
Ooh, I gotta text this to the EDF
group thread. They're gonna love that.
You have a group text?
I'm going to end it with "dino-mite."
Get it? Because Dino
from dinosaur is like the dino in...
- Punch buggy, no punch backs.
- What the...
It's a game.
Whenever you see a little yellow sign,
you punch someone.
Games are meant to induce fun.
I do not believe punching
someone induces...
- Punch buggy, no punch backs.
- Now you're getting it.
Punching does relieve stress,
which allows me
to experience momentary euphoria,
which some might consider "fun."
And you ruined it.
Punch buggy. Punch buggy.
Ow! Hey! It's only when you
see a yellow thing.
Perhaps you could make the EDF group
text chain aware of my success with fun.
Aww, Thunder, no.
That's desperation central
with a path to pathetic-ville.
Respect the chain, man.
Punch buggy, no punch backs.
We have arrived safely.
ETA on the Kaiju's arrival?
You guys made record time.
It should reach Utopia in five minutes.
Get ready for action.
That's a Roger-ino, Alex.
Thundy and I are a go
for Kaiju a-kicking ton.
Thundy?
Why are you creating
a truncated version of my call sign?
What is happening?
It seems the citizens of this city have
limited capacity for critical thinking.
Do they not understand that there are
in fact two Guardian Class robots
sent to protect them?
What's the blue one's name again?
All right, since I'm obvi the hero
of these great people,
it's best that
I take the point on this Kaiju fight.
The mech with the tech.
The bot who is hot.
Shiny!
Ooh, you could be my adorable
and somewhat neutered sidekick.
All the best superheroes have one.
The citizens do not care
about who saves them,
just that they are saved.
Only Shiny can save us!
This just got interesting.
We gotta give them what they want.
Have we ever seen
a two-headed Kaiju before?
Not in my lifetime.
Dang it! You know what this means?
Oh, road trip!
They're escalating.
This is a clear message that the aliens
sending these Kaijus to destroy us
somehow know we have two fighting robots.
How would they know?
We've successfully
destroyed every Kaiju upon attack.
There's no way they communicated
with their master unless...
Magic?
Contribute or leave, Ronald.
Uh, it's "Rodrigo."
Unless there's an infiltrator amongst us.
Thunder and Shiny, listen up.
This is critical.
That is a go for Thunder,
your most trusted and reliable robot.
Jealousy's a really bad color
on you.
You guys, what I'm about to tell you
is of the utmost importance.
When you fight this two-headed Kaiju,
you must...
Come in, Thunder. Come in, Shiny.
ThunderVision, connect to the EDF.
Hey ShinyVision, you old cutie,
can you get Alex on the horn?
But more importantly, how are you?
I cannot connect to the EDF.
Repeat, I cannot connect to the EDF.
ShinyVision, connect to the EDF.
No signal?
Squishly's got bupkis.
- We're not gonna panic.
- This has never happened before.
I always have the EDF and Alex in my ear.
Without them we are,
to borrow a Shiny term,
"completely screwed."
Jeez, get yourself together, Thunder.
We can do this, just you and me.
What makes you think
we can take this Kaiju down
without the support of the EDF?
Probably just straight-up delusion.
I'm going in.
No, Shiny, wait for backup.
Like I said, "completely screwed."
It's all been destroyed.
Even the backup generators are gone.
It must've been a power surge.
You stay here and figure this out
while I get our comms
back up and running old-school style,
before we relied on technology.
Whatever, just hurry.
Uh, you! Stay behind
and help Alex out, will you?
Uh, okay, we can still take these guys.
He's just, you know, getting lucky.
His power rating is off the charts.
We have no satellite scans
of his makeup to determine weak points.
I calculate that this Kaiju
is beyond our combined capabilities.
We cannot defeat him.
Thunder, I need you
to get up and defend this city.
That's an order.
We have a two-headed Kaiju
that wants to destroy us,
so I need you to pull yourself together
and work with me on this.
Can you do that?
Affirmative.
Okay.
Let's go!
Give me the juice, you bucket of bolts.
Twenty more klicks,
that's all I need. Give it to me.
I... I don't mean to fan girl out
or anything, but you're my total hero.
I had posters of you
hanging up on my wall growing up.
I even got two degrees in astrophysics
because you once said it can't hurt
- to be too aware of black holes.
- Too aware of black holes?
You read
my dissertation on nebulas?
Cover to cover.
But to be fair, I'm always impressed
when Earthbound mortal flesh bags
get anything right.
"Flesh bags." You crack me up.
Yes, humor,
the Trojan Horse of the human...
- What's that?
- Oh, nothing.
You know, I'm getting a strange feeling
that this power surge was no accident.
Someone has infiltrated the EDF
and is trying to take us down.
Uh, really? Because I really...
I don't think anyone would be able to–
You!
Me?
Think you could help me
figure out what's really going on here?
Cause if there isan intruder,
then the damage likely
started in the cable room, not here.
Oh, of course.
Who better to track down
a genius alien infiltrator
than an inept human brain solely protected
by an easily breakable skull?
Great burn.
Good try, Thunder.
Ten points for the yellow cab.
Do not patronize me.
I am running low on my weaponry.
What about you?
Yeah, think I'm good
for a little while longer.
Just what I needed to see.
Hey! My billboard.
Whoops. My bad.
Well, since you clearly
have some weaponry left,
I say we try
attack pattern laser cross stream.
This tactic is based on what data?
On my mark.
Mark!
That was highly unsuccessful.
Kind of creepy in here
with the lights out.
Hey, you okay?
You look nervous or something.
You're correct. It is creepy.
Gotcha.
Wait a second.
You finally realized any hope
of defeating this Kaiju is pointless
and accept our imminent destruction?
What? No. I just got the greatest idea.
What if this two-headed Kaiju
is actually just two brothers like us?
You get jealous of me all the time.
No idea what you are referring to.
Fine. You know how I get jealous of you,
and how when that happens,
I get super distracted by the jealousy?
That is one of the many reasons
why I am the optimal robot.
Yeah, you see
how annoyed you are right now?
Yes, I am completely vulnerable
to enemy attack.
Interesting.
Bingo!
Look, I knew it. Melted cables.
We do have an infiltrator.
First I gotta fix this,
then we can get on that.
You know, it's so nice
to have someone to talk to today.
I've been super worried
about Shiny being so far away
on this mission without our help.
Why are you worried about that thing?
I mean, Shiny?
Why are you worried about Shiny?
Well, you see, somewhere inside Shiny
is a way back to my mom and dad.
If I lose Shiny, then I lose
my only connection to my parents.
Wait, who exactly are your parents?
Dr. and Dr. Rose. The Doctor Roses, silly.
The troublesome Earthling rebels
are her parents.
Got it!
Oh, you... you did it. Great.
Was there any doubt?
Now I just got to reboot the system,
and we can get the comms back online.
I actually don't have anyone
I can vent to about this kind of stuff,
so thank you.
You're a good friend.
Hey, double-dumb-shizz. Over here!
As one part of a polycephaly set,
otherwise known as chimera,
it is quite clear that your other half
has much more innovative approaches
to battle than yours.
It's so obvious your brother's way smarter
and sophisticated than you are.
Put succinctly, he is superior.
That's gotta suck for you, huh?
He's way stronger than you,
and cooler-looking.
His easy demeanor and popularity
must be very disheartening for you.
A blow to your carefully crafted ego.
So annoying he's right all the time.
Zero reasons
he should have such high self-esteem.
You must hate how perfect he is.
Arthur C. Clarke, it worked!
What is our next move?
I didn't think we'd get this far.
Okay, you were right.
We should just go home.
Negative.
We finish this here and now.
Our last stand, Shiny. Win or lose.
All right. I'm with you, bro.
We attack simultaneously on your mark.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Head shot!
Shiny, Thunder, are you there?
We're here. Hey Alex!
Affirmative, Alex.
Receiving your signal
and all feeds from EDF.
What happened? Are you okay?
I need status on the Kaiju.
We've got one dead Kaiju, Alex.
We managed all by ourselves. See?
Actually Alex,
it is Shiny who was responsible
for the strategic planning...
No Thunder, we did it together.
Actually, I totally did it. It was all me.
I was trying to play it cool,
but you know.
Totally get it, Shiny.
It's always good to know
that someone has your back.
Now come on home, boys.
We have work to do.
Creed, come in. Do you read me?
I read you.
I'm at the uplink tower ready to patch in–
That's a negative.
We got comms back online,
so you can stop whatever old-school mess
you're doing and come back to base.
What?
Oh, and I've confirmed
we have a traitor in our midst,
and you know that makes me snacky,
so can you pick up
mukatsuku-flavored ice cream on the way?
Thank you.
Son of a... I just got up here!
Mukatsuku-flavored ice cream.
I'll mukatsukuyou!
I'm too old to be up here.
All these back problems trying to...
We don't have people for this.
Speak.
My plan to sabotage
the EDF has failed, Overlord.
The robot overcame the crisis.
You are not so far
to be out of my reach.
I can incinerate you where you stand.
Wait, I have found a much better way
to take control of Shiny and the EDF.
I will capture the only daughter
of those troublesome Earthling rebels,
Alex Rose.
Ahhh.
Offspring.
Excellent!
Excellent!
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