Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Whoa.
That's different, huh?
It's super cool though.
The addition of cybernetic enhancements
indicates intelligence behind the O.R.T.
Huh?
Smart aliens make a Kaiju
that is part robot. Understand now?
- Awesome!
- No, not awesome.
Distressing, intimidating.
Shiny, it means that there are
highly advanced intelligent beings
through the O.R.T. that want us dead.
Not awesome.
I will attempt to eliminate it
by targeting its center mass
with my impressive missile array.
Okay, Shiny, listen up.
You have a very important job.
If Thunder is successful in wounding
the Kaiju, you deal the final blow.
Understand?
Woo hoo! Rodrigo that.
It is "Roger that"
for comprehension and receipt, Shiny.
Yeah, but "Rodrigo's"
so much cooler than "Roger."
If you could be cool Rodrigo,
why the flip be goofy Roger?
Hey, my name's Roger.
My name's Rodrigo.
Oh crap.
Deal the final blow now?
No, not yet.
- How about now?
- Not yet.
Now?
I will tell you when, Shiny.
All right.
Wait, do you remember, was it fingers up
and palm down, or was it...
- Now!
- Now Shiny!
Woo hoo!
Great job team. Shiny, you did it!
Nice!
Oh yeah. I did the important job.
That was commendable.
According to Alex and the Colonel,
your accomplishments
require acknowledgment,
therefore, thank you.
I could not have done it without you.
Aww.
That totally felt sincere
and not at all forced.
Thanks, big-little bro.
Bro, are you sweating?
Can I sweat? I wanna sweat too.
Robots do not sweat
since robots do not have pores.
Perhaps what you are
referring to is Kaiju viscera.
I dunno, the Kaiju guts
are green and this stuff is...
Hey, what's wrong?
Cause unknown.
Something must be jammed in my actuators.
Once Biological arrives,
you're cleared to head back.
Good job, soldiers.
He only calls us "soldiers"
when he's in a good mood.
Everyone look, here comes your friend.
The Goo Crew cleans up in the end.
♪ The Kaiju Goo... ♪
You're aware they don't like
being called "Goo Crew."
♪ ...The Clean Up Goo Crew ♪
Sorry. Goo Crew.
I'm perplexed.
According to data archive
from our previous battles,
this one was easier
than it should have been.
Are you kidding?
You know how hard it was to remember
how to do that sparkly handy thingy?
The X-K22 Rose Type Guardian Class EDF
robot memory problems
discovered in beta testing
have been resolved with a CPU
specialized for maintenance
of internal contextual info
that is dynamically updated
and self-regulated.
You okay, Thunder?
My systems do not report any anomalies.
You sure?
Did you miss us, good boy?
Did you miss Shiny?
Hello, good sir.
Would you like to test drive the X-K22...
Nuclear deterrent systems.
Medic.
Whoa. This Kaiju
has some kind of parasite.
Well,
ice them up with the liquid nitro.
That'll keep 'em frozen
until we can thaw 'em for examination.
Collect all specimens.
Sounds good to me.
Let's load 'em up.
Is the load ready, Jeff?
What'd you call me?
I mean, yes sir.
That's it, people.
Let's move out. Chop-chop people.
Good to go.
- This was supposed to be my day off!
- That was not a sneeze.
Robots do not get sick.
Oh. Uh-oh. I think I caught
whatever Thunder has.
According to our readings,
neither of you have anything.
I definitely didn't program you to sneeze.
It was not a sneeze because
I am a robot, and robots do not get sick.
You're a robot in denial, Thunder,
because there is something
very wrong with your analytics.
I am not sick...
What is that?
A sneezing robot. Strange.
You think the Thundercats
are gonna trade Guzeman for Gotsen?
Whoa.
Whoa there.
You still gotta go through
cold storage and decontaminate.
Jeff? This your first day or something?
Yes, this is my first day or something.
Ha! You're a riot, Jeff.
We were in orientation together.
Go Goo Crew.
- Go Goo...
- Hey! We don't like being called that.
Hey, we found a problem
with Thunder's arm.
Yeah, a big problem.
No, they're not that big.
They're the size of bulldogs.
- Whoa.
- This is a nightmare.
It gets worse.
If we don't act fast, within 24 hours,
the mites will destroy
78% of Thunder's hardware,
rendering him completely irreparable.
According to my calculations.
According to my calculations,
one hundred and twenty million people
are misdiagnosed every year,
so that means your calculations are...
Good one, Thunder.
The onset of symptoms is slower in Shiny,
so we can assume the mites
aren't doing him as much damage but why?
Well, sounds like we got ourselves
a good old-fashioned bug hunt.
Whaddya think? Eh? Eh?
You sure you don't wanna pack more heat?
So I can blow up
any new technology we may find?
No, no, no.
This, my good man, is the BioPulse Blaster
that only zaps
the species of the DNA scanned.
- Fancy.
- We also have a force field.
I'd be more comfortable if you
took some flamethrowers, but you do you.
- Let's go!
- Watch out bugs, here we come!
Okay, Thunder, pop the hatch.
Negative. This procedure is invasive
and totally unnecessary.
Thunder, this is a direct order
to pop that hatch.
There is a foreign enemy
we need to obliterate.
I think the problem went away on its own.
Your assistance is
no... longer... required...
- Blow it.
- Yes, sir. Blowing confirmed.
Fire in the hole!
Let's go. Move, move, move.
Okay. We're ready, Shiny.
Welcome.
That tickles. That tickles.
No signs of the little buggers yet.
Care to make this situation
more interesting, Dr. Rose?
How about if I win,
you have to take a vacation?
Okay, and if I win,
you have to take a vacation.
Then she'll be out of my hair for a month.
It's a win-win.
It's a win-win because I've been
wanting to collate those spore samples.
Deal.
Uhhh...
Creed, are you seeing
any mathematical graffiti in Thunder?
Nope.
Everything is in pieces over here.
Nothing really left to write on.
Graffiti?
Oh, are the mites leaving me notes?
"My family loves living in you, Shiny."
They're equations.
This one is for a repair
on a double drive shaft.
And this one is for a rotating coupling.
Shiny, could you please
take this seriously?
My very existence is in danger, Shiny.
I may cease to exist.
But I thought your AI is backed up
every night in the EDF servers?
Theoretically yes, but technically,
it is me from the previous day.
It would be a copy of me.
A shadow of me.
Whoa.
Alex, we've got eyes on a parasite.
I repeat, eyes on a parasite.
Near the knee hydraulics.
No mites for us yet.
At the rate we're going,
we should be finished by dinnertime.
Don't touch it.
Soft, weird texture.
Sneak attack!
Suppressive fire!
- Creed?
- What is happening?
Those sounds do not sound optimal.
Why must robots always
rely on inferior
biological entities for maintenance?
I'm sure Creed has it under control.
Stand your ground, soldiers.
It's got my leg!
What are they doing?
It's burrowing into his sku...
Inside his "sku"? What's a "sku"?
Run!
Chen, look alive.
Oh, you're not alive.
Stop searching for your missing hand
and shoot with your other hand.
Get it off!
What the...
At least we still have the force field.
Suppressive fire!
There are too many of them.
Get up the ladder now. Go!
Go. I'll cover you.
What is this one's name?
That's Roger.
Roger, your boss
requests your presence in his office.
Oh God, please don't be fired.
According to my calculations,
the situation...
...comes standard
with 6,500 pre-programmed human languages
and 8,000 computer languages.
You okay there, Thunder?
Thunder!
Thunder!
Alex! Creed!
Thunder fainted.
We're losing him.
We're losing him!
Not on my watch.
Come here, you little slimy bug.
Take this!
Come get some prime rib Creed, baby.
I like this kind of party.
Come get it. Come on and get it.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no! Creed!
Molly, Jory, it has been an honor
working with you.
Alex? Oh my God.
This means I'm gonna die too.
I haven't done squat with my life.
I've never dipped my toes
in the Great Lakes.
I've never had a hamster.
I don't know what love is.
All too easy.
Ignorant species, Earthlings.
Whoa.
Shiny's systems are recovering.
That's impossible.
Wait a minute. I don't feel
as icky as I was feeling before.
Someone didn't
have their caféthis morning.
Thunder, I want you to know it's okay to
be scared. I won't think any less of you.
If the annihilatio... lation of my AI
is imminent... imminent,
then I am determined
to be singular about it.
Thunder! Thunder, no!
This way.
Whoa.
This is amazing.
Of course they would mass here.
You guys don't recognize where we are?
We're in one of Shiny's
lymph node modules.
His armpit, if I'm not mistaken.
Obviously, I didn't design this
when I was three because first of all,
this isn't cute enough.
But still, wow.
It... it looks like these guys
are self-replicating.
An AI that's capable of learning? Yeah.
Just got to transfer
a few of these babies into Thunder.
And he should be well in no time.
So cool.
Notice how the rules of gravity
don't apply in here?
Electromagnetic forces
must be off the charts.
Tally marks?
Well, someone wanted
to keep track of the days.
Looks to be enough for about...
...ten years?
Mom? Dad?
Thank Ada Lovelace, they are alive!
Why the heck didn't you
come back with Shiny?
You left me here alone to be
raised by the military industrial complex.
Aww!
You're right.
Organic material is hard to transport
safely inter-dimensionally.
Thanks for keeping me grounded,
you two.
Creed? I have a cure.
Thanks to Mom and Dad.
Creed?
- Come in, Creed.
- Let's go.
Yeah!
Oh shiz.
We have a cure!
Alex, thank goodness. He's fading fast.
Get me the Hover Lift, stat.
I'm feeling much better, guys.
Thanks for asking.
I hope we're not too late.
My big-little brother.
He never had a chance!
Come on, Thunder. Don't die on me, buddy.
He was so weak.
- Whoa!
- That was suboptimal.
We did it. You're vaccinated!
- I thought you were gonna die.
- That is absurd.
Robots cannot die for robots are not born.
Chew on these.
For we have no s...
Where you going?
Are you okay, Colonel?
'Cause you look like sh...
Proceed with the briefing, Doctor.
Of course.
Dr. Molly Elias, Dr. Jory Elias,
and I were rescued by antibody bots.
Now that Thunder has the bots,
infections like this
will no longer be a problem.
Most importantly,
I have direct evidence
that confirms my parents are alive
and on the other side of the O.R.T.
Is that a code blue?
We need to clean this up.
Get the Goo Crew over here stat.
You know,
they really don't like being called...
I am aware. It's just too fun to say.
And you have to take a vacation.
In your face!
Ah, darn.
Your form is suitable.
This won't take but a moment, Vanessa.
♪ When the world's under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliens invade ♪
♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪
♪ Of evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fall, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guiding as a bird like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Whoa.
That's different, huh?
It's super cool though.
The addition of cybernetic enhancements
indicates intelligence behind the O.R.T.
Huh?
Smart aliens make a Kaiju
that is part robot. Understand now?
- Awesome!
- No, not awesome.
Distressing, intimidating.
Shiny, it means that there are
highly advanced intelligent beings
through the O.R.T. that want us dead.
Not awesome.
I will attempt to eliminate it
by targeting its center mass
with my impressive missile array.
Okay, Shiny, listen up.
You have a very important job.
If Thunder is successful in wounding
the Kaiju, you deal the final blow.
Understand?
Woo hoo! Rodrigo that.
It is "Roger that"
for comprehension and receipt, Shiny.
Yeah, but "Rodrigo's"
so much cooler than "Roger."
If you could be cool Rodrigo,
why the flip be goofy Roger?
Hey, my name's Roger.
My name's Rodrigo.
Oh crap.
Deal the final blow now?
No, not yet.
- How about now?
- Not yet.
Now?
I will tell you when, Shiny.
All right.
Wait, do you remember, was it fingers up
and palm down, or was it...
- Now!
- Now Shiny!
Woo hoo!
Great job team. Shiny, you did it!
Nice!
Oh yeah. I did the important job.
That was commendable.
According to Alex and the Colonel,
your accomplishments
require acknowledgment,
therefore, thank you.
I could not have done it without you.
Aww.
That totally felt sincere
and not at all forced.
Thanks, big-little bro.
Bro, are you sweating?
Can I sweat? I wanna sweat too.
Robots do not sweat
since robots do not have pores.
Perhaps what you are
referring to is Kaiju viscera.
I dunno, the Kaiju guts
are green and this stuff is...
Hey, what's wrong?
Cause unknown.
Something must be jammed in my actuators.
Once Biological arrives,
you're cleared to head back.
Good job, soldiers.
He only calls us "soldiers"
when he's in a good mood.
Everyone look, here comes your friend.
The Goo Crew cleans up in the end.
♪ The Kaiju Goo... ♪
You're aware they don't like
being called "Goo Crew."
♪ ...The Clean Up Goo Crew ♪
Sorry. Goo Crew.
I'm perplexed.
According to data archive
from our previous battles,
this one was easier
than it should have been.
Are you kidding?
You know how hard it was to remember
how to do that sparkly handy thingy?
The X-K22 Rose Type Guardian Class EDF
robot memory problems
discovered in beta testing
have been resolved with a CPU
specialized for maintenance
of internal contextual info
that is dynamically updated
and self-regulated.
You okay, Thunder?
My systems do not report any anomalies.
You sure?
Did you miss us, good boy?
Did you miss Shiny?
Hello, good sir.
Would you like to test drive the X-K22...
Nuclear deterrent systems.
Medic.
Whoa. This Kaiju
has some kind of parasite.
Well,
ice them up with the liquid nitro.
That'll keep 'em frozen
until we can thaw 'em for examination.
Collect all specimens.
Sounds good to me.
Let's load 'em up.
Is the load ready, Jeff?
What'd you call me?
I mean, yes sir.
That's it, people.
Let's move out. Chop-chop people.
Good to go.
- This was supposed to be my day off!
- That was not a sneeze.
Robots do not get sick.
Oh. Uh-oh. I think I caught
whatever Thunder has.
According to our readings,
neither of you have anything.
I definitely didn't program you to sneeze.
It was not a sneeze because
I am a robot, and robots do not get sick.
You're a robot in denial, Thunder,
because there is something
very wrong with your analytics.
I am not sick...
What is that?
A sneezing robot. Strange.
You think the Thundercats
are gonna trade Guzeman for Gotsen?
Whoa.
Whoa there.
You still gotta go through
cold storage and decontaminate.
Jeff? This your first day or something?
Yes, this is my first day or something.
Ha! You're a riot, Jeff.
We were in orientation together.
Go Goo Crew.
- Go Goo...
- Hey! We don't like being called that.
Hey, we found a problem
with Thunder's arm.
Yeah, a big problem.
No, they're not that big.
They're the size of bulldogs.
- Whoa.
- This is a nightmare.
It gets worse.
If we don't act fast, within 24 hours,
the mites will destroy
78% of Thunder's hardware,
rendering him completely irreparable.
According to my calculations.
According to my calculations,
one hundred and twenty million people
are misdiagnosed every year,
so that means your calculations are...
Good one, Thunder.
The onset of symptoms is slower in Shiny,
so we can assume the mites
aren't doing him as much damage but why?
Well, sounds like we got ourselves
a good old-fashioned bug hunt.
Whaddya think? Eh? Eh?
You sure you don't wanna pack more heat?
So I can blow up
any new technology we may find?
No, no, no.
This, my good man, is the BioPulse Blaster
that only zaps
the species of the DNA scanned.
- Fancy.
- We also have a force field.
I'd be more comfortable if you
took some flamethrowers, but you do you.
- Let's go!
- Watch out bugs, here we come!
Okay, Thunder, pop the hatch.
Negative. This procedure is invasive
and totally unnecessary.
Thunder, this is a direct order
to pop that hatch.
There is a foreign enemy
we need to obliterate.
I think the problem went away on its own.
Your assistance is
no... longer... required...
- Blow it.
- Yes, sir. Blowing confirmed.
Fire in the hole!
Let's go. Move, move, move.
Okay. We're ready, Shiny.
Welcome.
That tickles. That tickles.
No signs of the little buggers yet.
Care to make this situation
more interesting, Dr. Rose?
How about if I win,
you have to take a vacation?
Okay, and if I win,
you have to take a vacation.
Then she'll be out of my hair for a month.
It's a win-win.
It's a win-win because I've been
wanting to collate those spore samples.
Deal.
Uhhh...
Creed, are you seeing
any mathematical graffiti in Thunder?
Nope.
Everything is in pieces over here.
Nothing really left to write on.
Graffiti?
Oh, are the mites leaving me notes?
"My family loves living in you, Shiny."
They're equations.
This one is for a repair
on a double drive shaft.
And this one is for a rotating coupling.
Shiny, could you please
take this seriously?
My very existence is in danger, Shiny.
I may cease to exist.
But I thought your AI is backed up
every night in the EDF servers?
Theoretically yes, but technically,
it is me from the previous day.
It would be a copy of me.
A shadow of me.
Whoa.
Alex, we've got eyes on a parasite.
I repeat, eyes on a parasite.
Near the knee hydraulics.
No mites for us yet.
At the rate we're going,
we should be finished by dinnertime.
Don't touch it.
Soft, weird texture.
Sneak attack!
Suppressive fire!
- Creed?
- What is happening?
Those sounds do not sound optimal.
Why must robots always
rely on inferior
biological entities for maintenance?
I'm sure Creed has it under control.
Stand your ground, soldiers.
It's got my leg!
What are they doing?
It's burrowing into his sku...
Inside his "sku"? What's a "sku"?
Run!
Chen, look alive.
Oh, you're not alive.
Stop searching for your missing hand
and shoot with your other hand.
Get it off!
What the...
At least we still have the force field.
Suppressive fire!
There are too many of them.
Get up the ladder now. Go!
Go. I'll cover you.
What is this one's name?
That's Roger.
Roger, your boss
requests your presence in his office.
Oh God, please don't be fired.
According to my calculations,
the situation...
...comes standard
with 6,500 pre-programmed human languages
and 8,000 computer languages.
You okay there, Thunder?
Thunder!
Thunder!
Alex! Creed!
Thunder fainted.
We're losing him.
We're losing him!
Not on my watch.
Come here, you little slimy bug.
Take this!
Come get some prime rib Creed, baby.
I like this kind of party.
Come get it. Come on and get it.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no! Creed!
Molly, Jory, it has been an honor
working with you.
Alex? Oh my God.
This means I'm gonna die too.
I haven't done squat with my life.
I've never dipped my toes
in the Great Lakes.
I've never had a hamster.
I don't know what love is.
All too easy.
Ignorant species, Earthlings.
Whoa.
Shiny's systems are recovering.
That's impossible.
Wait a minute. I don't feel
as icky as I was feeling before.
Someone didn't
have their caféthis morning.
Thunder, I want you to know it's okay to
be scared. I won't think any less of you.
If the annihilatio... lation of my AI
is imminent... imminent,
then I am determined
to be singular about it.
Thunder! Thunder, no!
This way.
Whoa.
This is amazing.
Of course they would mass here.
You guys don't recognize where we are?
We're in one of Shiny's
lymph node modules.
His armpit, if I'm not mistaken.
Obviously, I didn't design this
when I was three because first of all,
this isn't cute enough.
But still, wow.
It... it looks like these guys
are self-replicating.
An AI that's capable of learning? Yeah.
Just got to transfer
a few of these babies into Thunder.
And he should be well in no time.
So cool.
Notice how the rules of gravity
don't apply in here?
Electromagnetic forces
must be off the charts.
Tally marks?
Well, someone wanted
to keep track of the days.
Looks to be enough for about...
...ten years?
Mom? Dad?
Thank Ada Lovelace, they are alive!
Why the heck didn't you
come back with Shiny?
You left me here alone to be
raised by the military industrial complex.
Aww!
You're right.
Organic material is hard to transport
safely inter-dimensionally.
Thanks for keeping me grounded,
you two.
Creed? I have a cure.
Thanks to Mom and Dad.
Creed?
- Come in, Creed.
- Let's go.
Yeah!
Oh shiz.
We have a cure!
Alex, thank goodness. He's fading fast.
Get me the Hover Lift, stat.
I'm feeling much better, guys.
Thanks for asking.
I hope we're not too late.
My big-little brother.
He never had a chance!
Come on, Thunder. Don't die on me, buddy.
He was so weak.
- Whoa!
- That was suboptimal.
We did it. You're vaccinated!
- I thought you were gonna die.
- That is absurd.
Robots cannot die for robots are not born.
Chew on these.
For we have no s...
Where you going?
Are you okay, Colonel?
'Cause you look like sh...
Proceed with the briefing, Doctor.
Of course.
Dr. Molly Elias, Dr. Jory Elias,
and I were rescued by antibody bots.
Now that Thunder has the bots,
infections like this
will no longer be a problem.
Most importantly,
I have direct evidence
that confirms my parents are alive
and on the other side of the O.R.T.
Is that a code blue?
We need to clean this up.
Get the Goo Crew over here stat.
You know,
they really don't like being called...
I am aware. It's just too fun to say.
And you have to take a vacation.
In your face!
Ah, darn.
Your form is suitable.
This won't take but a moment, Vanessa.
♪ When the world's under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliens invade ♪
♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪
♪ Of evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fall, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guiding as a bird like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪