Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript

♪ Feel the power ♪

♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪

♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪

Looks like this blob
needs to be bubble-blazed.

Note to self, bubble-blazer bubble-busted.

Double rocket fist punch.

Missile barrage.

Bathed in a biomass blizzard.
You did that on purpose.

A target presented itself.

Yeah, while it was on top of me.



I wasn't concerned.
Your hull is indestructible.

Gross.

Missile fingers!

Missile barrage.

Hey, what the schwizz knuckle?
I totally had him.

Noted.

Come on!

Heads up.

Heads up.

That's right, folks.
Stuck in a Kaiju's head!

You can't make this stuff up.

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

And of course, Shiny.

Outstanding work, boys.



Metrics are in and I have to say,
I am impressed.

I'm going to turn it over to Colonel Creed
for a barrage of sports clichés.

I liked what I saw out there,
but we have to give our opponent credit.

We beat a very good Kaiju today.

Thunder controlled the tempo,
fooled it with multiple points of attack.

Don't get complacent now, Thunder.
We need you to maintain that tenacity.

My tenacity is most implacable.

Outstanding.

Shiny, we got
a lot of work to do with you,

but it doesn't matter
because Thunder really kicked butt.

Gentlemen, we are on a roll.

We came, we saw...

Whoa Whoa, Whoa, slow your roll, yo.

Disgruntled robot here.

What's wrong, Shiny?

Everyone is so happy,
but I feel like a loser.

Thunder always gets to kill the Kaiju,
and I always end up covered in guts.

Well, those guts we scrape off of you

give valuable clues
in our fight against the Kaiju, Shiny.

Oh, oh great.

Yeah, I'm so happy
my suffering is bringing you joy.

Shiny, it's just that
I'm trying to learn more about you.

Your self-absorption and seemingly
pointless thinking is very fascinating.

I don't wanna be fascinating.

I wanna be a hero.

I want more cool things like Thunder.

Cool things? Most articulate, Shiny.

Shiny, we've had this conversation before.

Your design is very enigmatic.

So much needs to be examined.

You've got to realize that.

Shiny, what you gotta understand
is you are a part of a team,

a team thankfully led
by Thunder and kicking Kaiju tail.

Yeah, but while Thunder is kicking tail,
I'm being a real second-rate jerk-bot.

I do greatly
benefit from you as a distraction.

A distraction?

Shiny, look, for every guy out there
scoring touchdowns,

there's a guy who has to take the hits,

a guy nobody knows about
who gets battered and bruised

with his face in the mud,
blocking for the guy making the score.

You're that guy.

Really, Shiny, good job.

And do not for one second
think it is not appreciated, Shiny.

Excuse me, I have to shut down and receive
a dazzling new array of exciting weaponry.

Ah yeah, a distraction.

Take the hits.

Covered in goo.

They can take all that and shove it up...

Shove up the... I can't talk!

Are you about done jabber-jawing?
I gotta check your face for Kaiju phlegm.

Whoa, who even are you?

Who am I?

Just your lead
Pneumatic Operating Overseer Pragmatition.

POOP for short.

Uh...

Extreme Defense Force
Tech Sergeant Serenity Somala.

Call me Sarge.

What did you mess up to be assigned
to an obsolete model like me?

Obsolete? Look, I don't work on your AI,

but if I did, I would do something

about that central processing
noodle of yours.

You're just in need of a serious upgrade.

My design is very mysterious and special.

Oh. Special, are we?

That's what they always say
to the ones they want to be quiet.

They want you to be all complacent.

You ain't so special.

They've been holding me back.

Shh!

Look, I know how you feel.

Overlooked, second-guessed, undervalued.

I should be up there
with the muckety-mucks

instead of sucking eye boogers,

but I know how we can show them.

You do?

Yeah. You in?

Ultra mega yes!

Shh!

Sorry. Ultra mega yes.

Hey Sar...

- Shh...
- Oh, okay. Shutting up now.

Wow. What is this place?

Research and development graveyard,

all designed by yours truly.

They were never incorporated into Thunder,

and therefore,
mothballed just like my career.

Why?

They mistook my uncontrollable
expressions of emotion as anger issues,

but that lunch lady had it coming.

Things were said.
There may have been a riot.

Most of security was involved.

That may be the reason
that they're armed now.

But I've put that behind me.

Huh, so, am I upgradeable?

More than upgradeable.

I'm gonna recreate you, make you stronger,
faster, more devastating than ever before.

Oooh!

Uh, where's Shiny?

Sarge said he needed to be taken out

for a scheduled
post de-mucking maintenance.

They've been at it all night.

Did you sign off on that?

- On this?
- No, that.

Well, when?

Last night?

Cappuccino with cocoa powder.

Incoming Kaiju, Moon Base Astro.
Tracking landfall. ETA 15 minutes.

Confirming Kaiju. Confirmed and tracking.

Make it fast.

Where's Shiny?

The new
and improved Shiny is here.

Shiny? Why are you...

What the heck is going on?

He's been upgraded.
He's more magnificent and more violent...

I mean "vigilant," than ever before.

Wow. I love this new look.
Did I authorize this?

Did you?

Good job me.

Shiny, I'm not sure
you can handle upgrades.

There is no time for figuring this out.

There's a Kaiju entering our atmosphere,
if you didn't notice.

But Shiny, what is this?

You have equipped yourself
with unauthorized experimental components.

Thunder, gawk at me, follow me,

or get the crunk out of my way.

Ooo, I like it.

This is highly risky.
These upgrades can be very dangerous.

Well, we'll know soon enough.

Hold on to your butts, everybody.

- Double rocket fist...
- Nope. Mega arm blast!

That's what I'm talking about.

My upgraded Shiny destroyed
a class-five Kaiju in under five seconds.

A new record.

This is the greatest day of my life.

Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!

Smoking.

Shiny, you stepped
in front of my line of fire.

This is against protocol.

Well, a target presented itself.

I'll give you a heads up next time.

Heads up.

Shiny.

Heads up.

This is suboptimal.

Shiny, he was in my sights.

Oh, I know.

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Heads up.

Shiny!

Wow, did you see that?

What a transformation!

This brooding dark knight
of Kaiju punishment

is so much better
than the big red screwball persona.

Are you not entertained?

Feast your eyes upon your new and improved
Shiny robot guardian.

Guys, I gotta say,
I'm still seeing a lot of red flags here.

Red flags
for the big red machine.

I mean, black machine.
I love this new paint job.

- Wait, did you approve this or not?
- Um...

Yeah, well the last time I checked,
winning is preapproved.

See? It's preapproved.

Shiny is settling in for a well-deserved
recharge of his amazing weaponry.

He is now speaking in the third person.

Who does that?

I mean, who even does that?

But Thunder can't argue with his success.

Perhaps it is time Thunder
surrender to the inevitable.

Well, now you know how it feels
to be number two and covered in Kaiju goo.

Your temporary success against the Kaiju

cannot be attributed
to your skills as a fighting robot,

merely your contraband
use of black-market gear.

The new Shiny
thinks Thunder is a buzzkill.

Alex thinks the new Shiny sucks.

Blitz. You called that one, Sarge.

Are you kidding? Best team in the league.

Go Cats!

Rarr!

Sarge? Have you looked
at the latest data on Shiny?

'Cause his heat fluctuations
are most irregular.

Well then he matches my underwear,
most irregular.

You're killing it, Sarge.
Just killing it.

Kaiju alert.

Here we go, people.

Initiate SAT Tracking,
confirm heading and trajectory.

And someone bring me a low foam
Frothaccino with nutmeg sprinkle, stat.

Spool up both launch tubes
for immediate launch.

And scan incoming ejected mass
for class and variation of Kaiju.

And when I say low foam, I mean low foam!

Confirming SAT Tracking.

Confirming confirmation
that SAT is located and tracking.

Coming in over the Aleutians,
bearing oh-six-niner-niner.

Tracking Midwest contact in five minutes.

Notify sector seven they have a visitor.

Evacuation of city underway.

Sir, they're out of nutmeg.
Shall we postpone launch?

Heck no. Switch to double chocolate pump.

Double chocolate pump. Yes sir.

Another glorious battle.

This pathetic Kaiju will face

such an awesome barrage
of ordinance that I now command.

Shock and awe. Oh-ho-ho.

Maybe that can be my new call sign,
"Shock and Awe."

Ooo, how about "Shock and Ooh."

Or, or "Annihilator."

Evolution's cruel inevitability
has finally caught up to you, Thunder,

and it is called "Annihilator."

Thunder, try to keep up.

I think we should
let Thunder do this alone

because we need to pull back
on Shiny and check his systems out.

I'm worried.

You're worried?
"Oh, stop the world. I want to get off."

"I'm the adorable super princess
Alex Rose, and I'm worried!"

At ease, Sarge.

You at ease, Colonel Creep.

- Ow.
- Been wanting to do that for a long time.

Wait a minute, I remember you now.

You're that weirdo
who made that dangerous washing machine

in the research department!

Not that bat crap crazy one.

Neither of you would know true genius
if it kicked you in the face.

Hey!

Shiny, return to base.

Let Thunder do this one alone.

I am getting interference.
I cannot understand what Alex is saying.

Fear not, inferior one.

Just follow your big brother's lead
and ride his coattails to victory.

Come here, Princess Smarty Britches.

This Kaiju's no match
for the new Shiny.

Thunder, why not sit this one out?

Go paint your toenails or something.

Well, this is suboptimal.

Hey, that's my catchphrase.

Bring it. Bring it.

Whoa! Whoa!

Come on. Are you afraid to hit a lady?

Listen to me,
there is something wrong with your system.

Stop telling Shiny what to do.

- What's happening to... Me?
- I can't control... Myself.

Just stand down, Shiny.
Let me finish the Kaiju.

You know
I can't let you do that, Thunder.

Oh no, he's got upgrade rage.

This is exactly what I was worried about.

Bah! Shiny, return to base immediately.

It turns out that Sarge is a nut job,

and your upgrades
are unauthorized and very dangerous.

They're just scared
of your awesomeness, Shiny.

Prove them wrong, big guy.

Shiny only needs Shiny to defeat anything.

Shiny is in control.

Take that.

I'm sure that Sarge's upgrades

have implanted
an overaggressive combat system

that is taking over Shiny's matrix.

You are no longer needed, Thunder.

In fact, your inferiority sickens me.

He's overheating.

Thunder, if you can somehow
reduce Shiny's core temperature,

I believe his original matrix
can gain control.

A task much easier
vocalized than actually concluded.

- Thunder!
- Thunder, hold on!

Shiny will not help you,
there is only Mongo.

I must. Can't.

Will. Won't.

Should. Shouldn't.

Bleep. Brawr.

Schizz. Schizn't.

Scramble fighters.

We've got no choice now.

We just might have to drop

the Big One.

Initiate terminal power reserve
for funeral flight.

No!

Thunder's activating
his final power reserve.

He may never recover from this.

Let me go!

Let me go, you no good piece of...

Friend. More than a friend.

You're my brother.
Have I told you how much I...

Hate you!

Wait, that's it.

If Thunder can take Shiny
far enough into the upper atmosphere,

he will theoretically cool down
and might just return to normal.

"Might?" "Maybe?" "Theoretically?"
We're out of time, kid.

This is the Big One, uh, on station.

ETA on the Big One?

Big One inbound. Sixty seconds 'till drop.

It's been an honor
fighting alongside you and your...

Hideous face!

- I wouldn't trade you for any other...
- Puke stain!

I realize now
the error of my ways,

and I think I'm gonna be okay.

I really think I'm gonna make it.

Okay, Shiny is back 100%.

We've lost Thunder.

Hey, you know what? I'm back.

Heh-heh-hey! I'm back!

Uh, Thunder?

I'm coming for you, bro!

Payload armed and ready to deploy.

Green light to drop the Big One.

I'm coming for you, buddy.

Hot. Oh, hot! Hot!

No! No! No! No no no!

Thunder? Thunder!

Thunder!

I got ya, buddy.

Big One dropping on my mark.

Three, two, whoa.

Holy smokes. Big One breaking right.

I am online. Status?

Well...

Is it bad?

Brilliant. They destroyed the Kaiju,
and he rescued Thunder at the same time.

Woo! That's my bot.

What about this one here?

Well, she's a firecracker,
but she's really good at R&D.

Maybe after an evaluation
and a lot of counseling,

she can return to her post.

What do you say, Sarge?

Up for a second chance?

Third chance.

Third chance?

Well, as long as I get to do what I love,
kicking Kaiju butt.

Take her to medical.

Hey Sarge?

Go Cats.

Rawr!

Rawr!

One of these days, Big One.

One of these days.

Can you walk? Should we rest?

I am actually almost fully functional,

but there are cameras,
and it enhances the drama

of your heroic day
if you continue to help me.

You sneaky weirdo.
That seems like something I might do.

It is tactical.

The media will
take you more seriously as a hero,

as will I, but for factual reasons.

Aww! You love me.

As usual, you have annihilated
the sentimentality of the moment

by going too far, as they say.

You blew up the moment, Shiny.

Okay, best buds?

That is a bromide
I want no part of.

Oooh, right, yeah.

And what does that mean again?

And so our two heroes
step out from the billowing crater,

bonded in robot brotherhood.

Thank you again, great heroes.

Thank you again.

♪ When the world's under attack ♪

♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪

♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪

♪ When the aliens invade ♪

♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪

♪ Of evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪

♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪

♪ If we rise up today ♪

♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪

♪ Never fall, never follow ♪

♪ Power flows through our veins ♪

♪ Guiding as a bird like no other ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪

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