Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Episode #1.9 - full transcript

♪ Feel the power ♪

♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪

♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

You're busted.

I mean, shh.

"Shh" yourself.
You are the one making the noise.

You don't sneak up and scare someone
you're meeting for a secret meeting.

You said "meeting" twice.

Well, I was flustered. Oh, who cares?



- This alien infiltrator has me on edge.
- I feel ya, bro.

- I need you to...
- Shh. Shh.

- I need you to take this seriously, Alex.
- Oh!

The girl who's giving up
her entire childhood

to save mankind from annihilation
isn't serious enough for you?

All right, you got me. Sorry.

Okay.

All the tests I could salvage
from the EDF workers

came back negative for alien DNA.

The only advantage we have right now

is that the alien
might think we've given up,

and we don't know what we know

instead of knowing that we don't know
that we don't know, ya know?

I'm definitely following you on this.



What's happening?

It's Shiny.

His internal memory storage
is projecting data.

He's dreaming.

...Kaiju was sent to Earth.

You must alert...

Alien infiltrator amongst you.

Don't eat too much junk food.

There's dreaming,
and there's straight-up hallucinating.

That boy's tripping.

Speak.

Yes, Overlord,
there are confirmed messages

from the rebel group
implanted inside the Red Menace.

They must be destroyed.

Then we must accelerate our plans.

Did you just give a command to me?

Absolutely not, Overlord Master.

Indeed.

Then we must deploy
the Eradicator of Worlds now.

Alert. Kaiju attack.

Kaiju coming in. I need those specs now!

I can't lock its trajectory.

What's the problem?

This weird meteor
is not behaving like a normal meteor.

- It's displaying non-ballistic motion.
- In English?

It means this Kaiju can fly.

Colonel Creed, look!

Launch the boys, ASAP.

The mission, supersonic flying Kaiju.

You boys won't be alone.

You'll be coordinating
with the EDF Air Squad.

We don't need those guys.

Thunder and I can handle it.

The EDF Air Squad is a highly trained
cohort of elite fighter pilots

and an invaluable asset
to assist us in this particular mission.

Whatever.
As long as they don't get in our way.

Group leader
setting course trajectory for Kaiju.

ETA in three minutes.

Kaiju Colossal Class X.

It seems to be
locked on course for Little River City.

Confirming target. En route to intercept.

Woo-hoo!

Evacuate Little River immediately.

Confirm evacuation.

We have visual contact
with the flying Kaiju.

It is traveling
at a tremendous rate of speed.

Okay, Thunder's making this Kaiju
sound way cooler than it is.

It's just a big old
boring mosquito-looking thing

because, besides flying,
it's not doing anything crayzelles.

Screaming Skull Squadron, hold position.

Shiny and I will take the first pass.

Copy that, Big Blue. Happy hunting.

Logic follows,
if it does not have wings, it cannot fly.

Duh. Obvious. Take out the wings.

Check-a-Rooney.

Engaging.

You're bug juice, pal.

No way. Not even a scratch?

Impressed now?

Screaming Skull Squadron, engage.

Tally-ho. Weapons are hot.

Repeat, weapons are hot.

Fortunate guns.

All cities were evacuated. No casualties.

The firepower on this Kaiju
is a whole other level.

Shiny, Thunder, take that thing out!

Negative. Insufficient level of fuel.
Unable to pursue.

How is that possible?
Isn't he nuclear or something?

Yes, but their propulsion system is not.
That would be bad for the environment.

They expended most of their fuel
just to catch the thing.

That's gonna be problematic.
Is the tanker on station?

Yes sir. Standard procedure.
Tanker on station, standing by.

Re-routing to refuel.

Our robots aren't fast enough.

Get Screaming Skull
and Death Wing Squadron

scrambled and on an intercept course
yesterday!

And tell them to load the big stuff.

- Confirming, loading big stuff.
- Loading big stuff, confirmed.

Thunder, we have you in the link,
cleared to port Observation.

Copy, port Observation,
nose cold, switches safe.

Thunder,
you are cleared for contact.

We have contact. Thunder, good flow.

Fuel cells at maximum capacity.

Perfect procedure again, Thunder.
You're up, Shiny.

Let me school you on this one.
I'll show you how it's really done.

You're too close! Slow! Slow!

Break away, Shiny.

Hey, hold her steady guys.
You're making me look bad.

You're the one
all over the road, Shiny.

This is my first time!

Ease in.

That's it.

Little more power.

Don't smoosh the basket. Don't smoosh...

There. Contact!

Well, this is embarrassing.

What the... Incoming laser!

I can't shake them. I can't shake them.

Eject! Eject!

Bug out, Skull Squadron.

The Kaiju just shot down
Screaming Skull Squadron!

Shiny, Thunder, where are you?

Thanks, Brandon, Sophia,
Cody, Rachel, Yael, Marcel in a, Tommy.

Have a great day!

Anytime, Big Red.

Shiny, we're in battle mode,

that means you abandon
your human-like feelings and grow up.

Act like a robot.

Shiny, Thunder, catch that thing
before it hits another city.

It's already hit three more cities.

What?

Correction, four cities.
All cities were evacuated.

Blast that thing out of existence, boys!

Negative.
All weapon systems are ineffective.

Yeah. This Kaiju's really ticking me off!

Know your enemy.

I know my enemy. It's a Kaiju.

But you're fighting blind.

High-resolution scans of its hull
might shed some light.

Duh, right. Nice, Vanessa.

Shiny, Thunder, I want you
to get high-res scans of that Kaiju.

Get as close as you can.

Rogerido, dio.

Shiny, stealth will be
of utter importance for us to...

Sneak attack!

Never mind.

Ah,
something is funky with Squishly.

And my vision is weirding-out.

There's too much interference
to get an effective analysis.

Something's interfering
with Shiny and Thunder's optical systems.

Some kind
of electromagnetic field perhaps?

Maybe but generated from what?

I can't even
get a target lock on this bug.

Wait a minute! Point-blank attack!

No! We will lose the element of surprise.

Oh, right.

Why won't you die, bug?

Help! I can't move!

You are in a flat spin.
Your actuators are locked.

Thunder, help!

Thanks dude.
Now where's that Kaiju? Let me at it!

Alex, if we ever needed your genius,
it would be now.

I'm trying, it's just that...

How can it have a perpetual fuel source?

What is its method of propulsion?

I believe the Kaiju
is converting biomass energy

into subatomic particles
that generate thrust.

Subatomic?
That would explain its incredible speed.

Vanessa, you're brilliant!

If the Kaiju is converting biomass,

that means
it does not have a perpetual fuel source.

So at some point,
this thing is gonna run out of gas?

Hm, just a theory.

You hear that, boys? Keep that thing
away from cities until it runs out of gas.

- Affirmative.
- Roger-rooni.

Vanessa, hold up.

Hey, could you run a computer model

to predict when that Kaiju
might drop out of the sky?

Right away.

Hey. Psst.

Alien.

Vanessa is the alien.

Vanessa is the alien.

Vanessa is an alien.

Excuse me, I have to expel waste.

Uh, okay. Weird way of putting that.

I suddenly feel like a Frothaccino
with nutmeg sprinkles.

- Anyone else? Anyone?
- I'll take two, boss!

Three Frothaccinos, coming right up.

Thunder, have you been monitoring?

Affirmative.

I do not agree with the biomass
subatomic particle conversion theory.

I know. It's bull.

What's happening now?

Shiny, quiet.

Suppress your inferior intellect
until the end of this crisis.

Ouch.

I have an idea of how to stop this thing.

Keep it away from attacking more cities

until I can give you the signal,
then lure it to these coordinates.

- Affirmative.
- Roger-ooni.

Shiny, max power!

I'm trying!

That was close.

How many more times do we have to do this?

There are over 60,000 cities
spread out across the globe.

Based on current data
and fuel limitations,

we should be able to prevent
about ten cities from being destroyed.

What? I wanted good news.

Colonel Creed, you know how you said,

"When you see something suspicious,
you say something suspicious?"

That's not how the phrase goes,
but what have you got for me? And hurry.

Lizard shed its skin or something.

Are people
bringing their big lizard to work?

Who uses the sublevel bathroom?

So who's gonna clean that up?

I'm receiving Alex's signal.

- Tell me what I can do.
- Chest cannon, on three.

Three!

Where is Alex?

- She said something about making a trap.
- A trap?

I see you!

Guide the thing toward this super magnet.

It will fry its propulsion system.

I knew it was you, Vanessa.

There's nothing you know
that I wouldn't know.

You and your biomass bull crap.

You almost fooled me
and snuck in your super magnet plan.

Too bad Creed couldn't stop me.

In time, the Eradicator of Worlds
will decimate your pathetic civilization.

Of course we will leave

all the natural resources
intact for us to suck dry.

Ah. Resources.

Let her go, you frog-throated,
goo-spewing space freak!

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, temper,
temper, Colonel Creed.

And now to take the only thing
on this planet worth saving,

your brain.

Bye-bye.

Alex! No!

It showed up!

What just happened?

Alex, come in.

Aren't we gonna chase that guy?

Alex is gone. She is gone.

Gone? What do you mean gone?

Vanessa took her hostage.

They teleported away somewhere.
I don't know where.

Thunder?

I'm rapidly calculating
potential solutions to our predicament.

The controls
for the Super Magnet Field are destroyed.

We may be out of options.

I'm gonna fight that thing.
I don't care. I'd rather go down fighting.

Stand down, Shiny.

The Kaiju is too powerful.

Alex!

She made me stupid and you a coward.

You take that back.

- I will not.
- Knock it off!

Do you think Alex would want us
fighting in what could be our...

Final moments?

What's this?

A memory card.
She must have dropped this on purpose.

Well lucky for us, we found it.

Allow me, Colonel.

It is a copied message.
A-A-A-I-T-A-O-A-A-F.

What the heck does that mean?

Is it alien for,
"Help, I've been abducted"?

No, Shiny,

it is code for,

"Assume an Anti-parallel Arrangement
in the Absence of an Applied Field."

I lost you at, "No, Shiny."

Alex's original super magnet plan was
to counteract the hyper-quantum magnetism.

The very mysterious magnetic force
that powers this Kaiju

is the very same
magnetic properties you possess, Shiny.

Oh great, my fault again.

If I reverse your magnetism

and turn you into an explosively pumped
flux compression generator,

it will create
a massive magnetic flux explosion.

Of course! Brilliant!

Wait, wait, wait, I have to explode?

Oh, heck yes!

Affirmative. You will cause an explosion.
A magnetic flux explosion.

Yeah, I will.
The "mondo flexor" of all explosions.

No, no, the "mongo fluxor"
of all explosions.

- Yeah, yeah. What he said.
- What do you need from me?

You need to track that Kaiju

and let us know when it's clear
over the ocean to take the shot.

Copy that.

Now is your chance to do
what you were born to do, be a hero.

Yes. What happens now?

Nothing. Just relax.

I will release all of my energy
drilling into your skull,

accessing your AI,
and reversing your polarity

to match the Kaiju and shoot you
into its guts at the speed of light.

That's all.

Oh. Heh, that's it? Anything else?

Would you like the probability percentages
of the survivability of this mission?

I'm not a numbers guy.

Very well, I will use words.
I would say, moderate to meager.

I'll take those odds.
I thought you were gonna say "bad."

Shiny, Thunder,
it's just passed over the shoreline now.

It's clear! For Alex!

- For Alex.
- For Alex.

Agh!

I'm a hero!

Shiny.

Sir, Shiny's unresponsive.

Shiny, talk to me please.

Say a few inane syllables.

Full scans reveal

nothing.

No sign of life.

Shiny, please.

Talk to me.

Shiny, please?

- Did we win?
- Shiny!

Sorry to give you a scare there,
little bro.

I was fine all along,
just wanted to see what you'd do.

Shiny, you remarkable red round boy,
you did it!

No, we did it.

Next time, you can do that.

Affirmative, Shiny.

Next time, I will do it.

As soon as you learn to reverse
magnetic polarity, access my AI.

Pfft. I could totally learn
how to do that.

But what about Alex?

Still calculating.
Still calculating.

♪ When the world's under attack ♪

♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪

♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪

♪ When the aliens invade ♪

♪ We won't back down, won't be afraid ♪

♪ Kick evil through the fight
To save mankind ♪

♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪

♪ If we rise up today ♪

♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪

♪ Never fall, never follow ♪

♪ Power flows through our veins ♪

♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪

♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪