Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
Wow, you were totes rad back there!
That Kaiju didn't know what hit it.
Hey, hey, hey, why aren't we flying?
I am depleted of the electrothermal energy
needed to fly.
What if you're all depleted, and
a Kaiju attacks, and you can't fly? Huh?
I have an auxiliary defense mode...
as a last resort.
Whoa, so rad!
Do I have that?
Oh, maybe I should have a mace.
No, no, no, an axe.
Oh, oh, oh, a bow and arrow,
so I can strike cool poses. Huh?
A thorough examination
is needed to determine
the full extent of your capabilities
and obvious AI damage.
Let us get you to the base.
Thunder! Thunder!
Is it true that Shiny
is now a part of the robot EDF team?
Oh, I'll answer that.
Thunder is totally part of my team.
My little brother and I are awesome.
Wait a minute,
you're super giant robot brothers?
You must cease all inquiries
as you are near a restricted zone.
If you proceed, you will be destroyed.
Thank you for complying.
Aren't we supposed to help them?
They just want to know stuff.
Reporters seek as much information
as they can obtain. It is their job.
We, however, have an obligation
not to discuss
proprietary information with them.
Huh?
Again, a thorough examination is needed
to determine
the full extent of your damage.
Stop.
Stand here.
Here? By this is janky gas station?
It is a classified ingress.
- A secret door.
- Secret door!
Ooh!
So cool to, uh...
Hey, little bro,
there's a guy and a dog over here.
Do they know about the "secret door"?
Tango.
Fill 'er up.
Oh! Whoa! A secret door!
Hey guys,
there's a secret door right here!
Exclusive breaking news!
I've just been told
the EDF's super giant robots are brothers.
- Can robots be brothers?
- Hey guys!
Secret underground base!
Super secret!
Right here!
Oh, are we getting this?
I will absolve you of blame
for that ill-advised outburst
because your mind is obviously damaged.
Now stand over there and remain silent.
You're such a cute doggie.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Shiny's design is awkward,
but we could use that to our advantage,
like in football.
You have your goal-line offense,
and Shiny is like the full-back,
and like a cannonball.
He comes in and stuns the Kaiju, bam!
Then Thunder comes in
and cleans up the mess.
Touchdown!
Everything have to be
an excited football metaphor with you?
Why's that wrong?
While Shiny is a fighting robot,
he is not just some piece of equipment.
He's a quasi-sentient being.
Football players
are quasi-sentient beings.
- Barely.
- Watch it.
Watch it! Watch it!
I shouldn't have taught you to drive.
This place is so cool.
You can probably
get a really good echo going in here.
Echo! Echo!
You have to stop saying "echo"
to determine if what you
are hearing is actually an echo. Silence.
There's Alex and Creed.
Hey! Over here!
I believe they know that we are here.
I want a full work up on Shiny,
inside and out.
- Yes ma'am.
- We don't know enough.
You heard her. Get it done.
- Yes, ma'am. I mean, sir.
- Turn on hover lift.
- Hover lift confirmed.
- Clear!
Hang on.
This may seem invasive, Shiny,
but we need to do
a thorough investigation.
Sure. No, probelino.
Totally cool with that.
Uh, first, what's "invasive" mean?
Whoa! Oh oh!
That is... No.
Shiny, I must advise you to relax.
What? You relax!
Is he squeamish?
How can a giant
fighting robot be squeamish?
Oh, I must have programmed
a more visceral fight-or-flight response
to perceived threats when I was three.
How long is this gonna take?
Let's start
with some preliminary analysis.
Affix Doppler sensors to Shiny's hull
along the opposing sagittal planes.
Quickly, people.
Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?
Stop.
Now he's ticklish.
Chill. We'll have a schematic
from the Doppler in just a moment. Ah!
- No, stop!
- It's coming in now.
This is so odd.
I can't get a read on him at all.
It's like something's in there,
fighting back, protecting him.
That might explain why my sensors
can't analyze his interior mechanism.
The most expedited solution would be
to wipe his CPU clean and begin anew.
- Oh, do that one.
- We are not wiping his brain clean.
There is valuable information
and memories of my parents in there.
I know you're going to hate to hear
this, but we are on the clock here.
This is the Extreme Defense Force,
not a scientific research facility.
And we took
an extreme oath to protect Earth.
We have priorities. Understood.
Then there's only one way to know
with any certainty what he's capable of.
Alex. You are not suggesting...
I am absolutely suggesting.
Prep Shiny for transfer to G.R.I.T.S.
We are go for main hangar.
G.R.I.T.S. transfer.
Welcome to G.R.I.T.S.
What? This big vacuumous space?
Listen up, Shiny.
Oh, there they are. Hey!
Do not whistle again.
G.R.I.T.S. will test your limits
to the max.
I've seen the toughest men cry,
and the highest caliber robots melt.
This isn't for the faint of heart.
Are you ready?
Uh... I forgot
what G.R.I.T.S. stands for again.
If you cannot handle
the pressures of a simple gyro tester,
how are you going
to handle the pressures of Kaiju combat?
If you cannot handle the simple stress
of a hypervelocity treadmill,
how can you
handle the stress of a Kaiju battle?
Whaa! Whaa!
If you cannot handle
the intensity of a mere million tons...
I get it. I get it.
How am I going to handle
the intensity of Kaiju combat?
Incorrect.
How are you gonna get up if pinned
under the posterior of an immense Kaiju?
Thunder! Thunder!
Initiate hand to hand sequence.
Whoa!
Awesome scrolling screen.
Start with a simple strike pattern.
Oh, you want a taste of me?
You want a piece of this?
The weapons range is a timed test.
Yeah.
My favorite kind of test.
Pew! Pew!
Pow! Pow!
Bang! Bang!
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Sneak attack.
Not today, Kaiju. Oh yeah!
Optical laser is new.
Reaction time not awful.
I love park our!
Whoop! Hut! Yeet! Oh!
Hey, hey! Whoa! Woot!
Hut! Woot! Ho!
- Crank it to level five.
- Yes, sir.
What the...
Let's skip this new recruit crap
and jump right into
a full Earth Kaiju attack simulation.
Wow! It's a city
that grows like mushrooms.
The detail's amazing. Far out.
Look at the sewer grate.
Is that a hot dog cart?
Look at these little people!
Hey there, what's your name? I'm Shiny.
Miss anything, pal?
OMGeezers, you're right.
I missed the tiny monorail.
Shiny is preoccupied
with the holographic humans.
Dang it, Shiny!
It's going for the sports arena!
No way!
I even found a little zoo
with little animals.
So cute. So...
Look at that.
There's even a big Kaiju.
Great, Shiny.
That is all for today. Thank you.
Oh, I see.
It's a simulated Kaiju scenario.
Hey, I wanna do it again.
Can I do it again? Please?
Put up your dukes.
I could totally take that guy out easy.
Come on guys.
Again, again, again,
again again again.
Come on, let's go again. Come on.
The testing has conclusively shown
that Shiny is ineffective in the field.
Furthermore, I believe he is having
a detrimental effect on my neurocircuitry
because my left ocular interface
keeps gli... gli... glitching.
It's a big problem, Alex,
twitchy eye or not.
Maybe he isn't doing well in these tests
because he knows they aren't real.
It's possible the only way for us
to truly know what Shiny's skills are
is to see him in a real life scenario
where his instincts might just kick in.
But his real life skills and instincts
are being a goofball.
That's it.
We use him for traffic control.
You want me
to turn my big red fighting machine
into a 300-foot crossing guard?
He scores off the charts
when it comes to rapport with humans.
He does avoid stepping on humans.
I have been told that is a positive.
Let me handle this.
Shiny, how'd you like G.R.I.T.S.?
I got a lot of Kaiju "a-cracking"
catch up to do.
Since I am the older brother,
I figured I can smash Kaiju for ten years
while my little brother can
watch me and see how it's done.
Uh-uh. Alex?
Shiny, we need you
for a very special mission.
Fighting Kaiju?
Yes! But we have Thunder for that.
Yeah, that's okay.
As long as he stays out of my way.
Shiny, you will be part of CHIPS,
Center for Human Interface
Protection and Support,
which of course is part
of the Global War on Kaijus, or "GWOK."
Wow! From G.R.I.T.S. to CHIPS and GWOK,
all in one day.
Yes, as Colonel Creed paraphrased,
you are to function
as a 300-foot tall crossing guard.
Wait, let me get the straight.
You want to take all my skills
and Kaiju fighting power
and turn me into a traffic cop?
No, what I meant to say...
Because that's
the coolest type of cop there is!
Traffic cop. Traffic cop.
Yeah, that's right!
Do I have a catchphrase?
Kaiju incoming.
Uh, so what exactly do I do?
Robots, go for launch.
Launch robots!
Shiny, evacuate that city's residents
toward the east, and I will
engage the Kaiju toward the west.
Oh boy. I'm ready to GWOK.
It's "rock," not "GWOK." "Ready to rock."
Citizens...
I need you to evacuate to the east.
And then, um, abruptly to the west.
- That doesn't make sense!
- We want Thunder.
I'm sorry everyone.
- I don't know you!
- Thunder is, uh... He's, uh...
We want Thunder! Give me Thunder!
He's busy! All right?
He's fighting a bad guy over there.
Thunder to Shiny,
we have an Omega Type Mondo Class Kaiju.
You need to evacuate the humans now.
Got it, Thunder. Ah!
What is that? Alex!
Now what just popped out of his head?
♪ His name was Albert ♪
♪ He was an Einstein ♪
♪ But I am smarter in every way ♪
♪ My big red robot ♪
♪ Is gonna kick butt ♪
♪ And blow all the Kaiju away ♪
It's a high-frequency emitter
that can link to any computer system,
even the ones in vehicles.
The cars will follow you now.
I have a superpower?
Everyone, everyone, we're gonna follow me.
That's right. Let's go this way everyone.
You can chill out,
eat your snacks, have a morning coffee.
This is so much better than a traffic jam.
Let's go forward.
What's taking so long with that Kaiju?
I assure you that I am
able to defeat this Kaiju.
Woo-hoo!
It's a beautiful day to evacuate a city.
Here's some tunes for you.
Traffic cop. Traffic cop.
On your left, you're gonna see some rocks,
and then on your right,
you're gonna see something interesting.
Go forward. Go forward.
Follow the traffic cop.
Request permission to use
all reserve power for plasma cannon blast.
It'll use all his power. It'd better work.
We have no choice now.
Green light, Thunder.
Impossible.
Switching to manual weapons.
Traffic cop.
Traffic cop.
Shiny, what is your 20?
This traffic cop stuff is hard work.
Shiny, you are over 100 miles
past minimum safe distance.
Thunder is in danger.
Thunder's in danger? I'm on it.
Nobody hurts my little brother.
Whoa!
- Arrow to the knee.
- Block yourself. Cross and kick!
- Left!
- Go right for that big cranium.
Headlock him and run around in circles.
- No!
- Just run. Run away.
I mean, it begs the question,
what are we seeing here folks?
Is this a heroic display
of strategic brilliance,
or dysfunctional madness?
You decide.
Do not like.
Repeat, do not like.
Whoa.
That shield is so cool.
Your wide-eyed amazement
has grown tedious.
My power is low.
I must use manual weapons.
Go get it, bro.
I'll be right behind you.
Once I get out of this... crater.
Just one more. Three more.
My hypersonic sword is failing
to penetrate the Kaiju's gelatinous hide.
What else does Shiny have, Alex?
I don't know. Ah!
Why am I blanking?
Think. You remembered the thingy.
Yeah, after it popped out of his head.
We've got no choice.
Time to launch the Big One.
- You can't be serious.
- Not the Big One!
I want an asset in the air
armed and ready in five.
This is the Big One. Go for launch.
Godspeed, Big One.
Go get him, bro.
Swish, swish, pow!
Slam!
That's interesting.
Zoom in on the transmogrisfisizer.
You want three-quarter angle
or slightly Dutch?
Just zoom in!
Zooming in.
Nice one, bro. You got this thing.
Slam. Parry.
Ah! I knew it!
Shiny, aim your
Butterfly Transmogrifisizer at the Kaiju.
Huh? My super thingy? Why?
We can use it as a sonic weapon.
EDF, this is the Big One.
Ten seconds 'till drop.
Hey everybody, look out,
here comes the Big One.
Target that spot on your next attack.
The frequency is agitating
its molecular makeup.
This is the Big One.
Weapons hot.
Drop... on my mark.
- We're out of time.
- Hit it, Shiny!
Big One, abort, abort, abort.
No way!
Yeah!
Shucks.
I wonder if we'll ever
get to see the big one in our lifetime.
Maybe.
Two fighting robots.
All right, all right.
Don't get carried away.
We still have a long way to go.
- Confirming all the way to go.
- Good job, boys.
Hey, bro.
That was... Whoa. That was awesome.
I believe that is quite enough adulation.
Oh, come on,
you have to admit we were amazing.
You were like, swish, swish, ha, ha,
and I was like... ahh, whoa, hey, ahh!
- No! Hey! Get away!
- Shiny, you had one job.
- They just keep coming.
- Careful, Shiny.
Watch where you point that device.
- Shiny, I am not in control, Shiny.
- Whoa, nice moves, brozino.
You look great.
This isn't the warrior image
I would like to project to the public.
- Shut it off, Shiny.
- No can do, bro.
Like I said,
we have a long way to go.
This is the Big One.
Headed home. Quite a show.
♪ When the worlds under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliensinvade ♪
♪ We won't back down
Won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the void
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fold, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
Wow, you were totes rad back there!
That Kaiju didn't know what hit it.
Hey, hey, hey, why aren't we flying?
I am depleted of the electrothermal energy
needed to fly.
What if you're all depleted, and
a Kaiju attacks, and you can't fly? Huh?
I have an auxiliary defense mode...
as a last resort.
Whoa, so rad!
Do I have that?
Oh, maybe I should have a mace.
No, no, no, an axe.
Oh, oh, oh, a bow and arrow,
so I can strike cool poses. Huh?
A thorough examination
is needed to determine
the full extent of your capabilities
and obvious AI damage.
Let us get you to the base.
Thunder! Thunder!
Is it true that Shiny
is now a part of the robot EDF team?
Oh, I'll answer that.
Thunder is totally part of my team.
My little brother and I are awesome.
Wait a minute,
you're super giant robot brothers?
You must cease all inquiries
as you are near a restricted zone.
If you proceed, you will be destroyed.
Thank you for complying.
Aren't we supposed to help them?
They just want to know stuff.
Reporters seek as much information
as they can obtain. It is their job.
We, however, have an obligation
not to discuss
proprietary information with them.
Huh?
Again, a thorough examination is needed
to determine
the full extent of your damage.
Stop.
Stand here.
Here? By this is janky gas station?
It is a classified ingress.
- A secret door.
- Secret door!
Ooh!
So cool to, uh...
Hey, little bro,
there's a guy and a dog over here.
Do they know about the "secret door"?
Tango.
Fill 'er up.
Oh! Whoa! A secret door!
Hey guys,
there's a secret door right here!
Exclusive breaking news!
I've just been told
the EDF's super giant robots are brothers.
- Can robots be brothers?
- Hey guys!
Secret underground base!
Super secret!
Right here!
Oh, are we getting this?
I will absolve you of blame
for that ill-advised outburst
because your mind is obviously damaged.
Now stand over there and remain silent.
You're such a cute doggie.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Shiny's design is awkward,
but we could use that to our advantage,
like in football.
You have your goal-line offense,
and Shiny is like the full-back,
and like a cannonball.
He comes in and stuns the Kaiju, bam!
Then Thunder comes in
and cleans up the mess.
Touchdown!
Everything have to be
an excited football metaphor with you?
Why's that wrong?
While Shiny is a fighting robot,
he is not just some piece of equipment.
He's a quasi-sentient being.
Football players
are quasi-sentient beings.
- Barely.
- Watch it.
Watch it! Watch it!
I shouldn't have taught you to drive.
This place is so cool.
You can probably
get a really good echo going in here.
Echo! Echo!
You have to stop saying "echo"
to determine if what you
are hearing is actually an echo. Silence.
There's Alex and Creed.
Hey! Over here!
I believe they know that we are here.
I want a full work up on Shiny,
inside and out.
- Yes ma'am.
- We don't know enough.
You heard her. Get it done.
- Yes, ma'am. I mean, sir.
- Turn on hover lift.
- Hover lift confirmed.
- Clear!
Hang on.
This may seem invasive, Shiny,
but we need to do
a thorough investigation.
Sure. No, probelino.
Totally cool with that.
Uh, first, what's "invasive" mean?
Whoa! Oh oh!
That is... No.
Shiny, I must advise you to relax.
What? You relax!
Is he squeamish?
How can a giant
fighting robot be squeamish?
Oh, I must have programmed
a more visceral fight-or-flight response
to perceived threats when I was three.
How long is this gonna take?
Let's start
with some preliminary analysis.
Affix Doppler sensors to Shiny's hull
along the opposing sagittal planes.
Quickly, people.
Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?
Stop.
Now he's ticklish.
Chill. We'll have a schematic
from the Doppler in just a moment. Ah!
- No, stop!
- It's coming in now.
This is so odd.
I can't get a read on him at all.
It's like something's in there,
fighting back, protecting him.
That might explain why my sensors
can't analyze his interior mechanism.
The most expedited solution would be
to wipe his CPU clean and begin anew.
- Oh, do that one.
- We are not wiping his brain clean.
There is valuable information
and memories of my parents in there.
I know you're going to hate to hear
this, but we are on the clock here.
This is the Extreme Defense Force,
not a scientific research facility.
And we took
an extreme oath to protect Earth.
We have priorities. Understood.
Then there's only one way to know
with any certainty what he's capable of.
Alex. You are not suggesting...
I am absolutely suggesting.
Prep Shiny for transfer to G.R.I.T.S.
We are go for main hangar.
G.R.I.T.S. transfer.
Welcome to G.R.I.T.S.
What? This big vacuumous space?
Listen up, Shiny.
Oh, there they are. Hey!
Do not whistle again.
G.R.I.T.S. will test your limits
to the max.
I've seen the toughest men cry,
and the highest caliber robots melt.
This isn't for the faint of heart.
Are you ready?
Uh... I forgot
what G.R.I.T.S. stands for again.
If you cannot handle
the pressures of a simple gyro tester,
how are you going
to handle the pressures of Kaiju combat?
If you cannot handle the simple stress
of a hypervelocity treadmill,
how can you
handle the stress of a Kaiju battle?
Whaa! Whaa!
If you cannot handle
the intensity of a mere million tons...
I get it. I get it.
How am I going to handle
the intensity of Kaiju combat?
Incorrect.
How are you gonna get up if pinned
under the posterior of an immense Kaiju?
Thunder! Thunder!
Initiate hand to hand sequence.
Whoa!
Awesome scrolling screen.
Start with a simple strike pattern.
Oh, you want a taste of me?
You want a piece of this?
The weapons range is a timed test.
Yeah.
My favorite kind of test.
Pew! Pew!
Pow! Pow!
Bang! Bang!
Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
Sneak attack.
Not today, Kaiju. Oh yeah!
Optical laser is new.
Reaction time not awful.
I love park our!
Whoop! Hut! Yeet! Oh!
Hey, hey! Whoa! Woot!
Hut! Woot! Ho!
- Crank it to level five.
- Yes, sir.
What the...
Let's skip this new recruit crap
and jump right into
a full Earth Kaiju attack simulation.
Wow! It's a city
that grows like mushrooms.
The detail's amazing. Far out.
Look at the sewer grate.
Is that a hot dog cart?
Look at these little people!
Hey there, what's your name? I'm Shiny.
Miss anything, pal?
OMGeezers, you're right.
I missed the tiny monorail.
Shiny is preoccupied
with the holographic humans.
Dang it, Shiny!
It's going for the sports arena!
No way!
I even found a little zoo
with little animals.
So cute. So...
Look at that.
There's even a big Kaiju.
Great, Shiny.
That is all for today. Thank you.
Oh, I see.
It's a simulated Kaiju scenario.
Hey, I wanna do it again.
Can I do it again? Please?
Put up your dukes.
I could totally take that guy out easy.
Come on guys.
Again, again, again,
again again again.
Come on, let's go again. Come on.
The testing has conclusively shown
that Shiny is ineffective in the field.
Furthermore, I believe he is having
a detrimental effect on my neurocircuitry
because my left ocular interface
keeps gli... gli... glitching.
It's a big problem, Alex,
twitchy eye or not.
Maybe he isn't doing well in these tests
because he knows they aren't real.
It's possible the only way for us
to truly know what Shiny's skills are
is to see him in a real life scenario
where his instincts might just kick in.
But his real life skills and instincts
are being a goofball.
That's it.
We use him for traffic control.
You want me
to turn my big red fighting machine
into a 300-foot crossing guard?
He scores off the charts
when it comes to rapport with humans.
He does avoid stepping on humans.
I have been told that is a positive.
Let me handle this.
Shiny, how'd you like G.R.I.T.S.?
I got a lot of Kaiju "a-cracking"
catch up to do.
Since I am the older brother,
I figured I can smash Kaiju for ten years
while my little brother can
watch me and see how it's done.
Uh-uh. Alex?
Shiny, we need you
for a very special mission.
Fighting Kaiju?
Yes! But we have Thunder for that.
Yeah, that's okay.
As long as he stays out of my way.
Shiny, you will be part of CHIPS,
Center for Human Interface
Protection and Support,
which of course is part
of the Global War on Kaijus, or "GWOK."
Wow! From G.R.I.T.S. to CHIPS and GWOK,
all in one day.
Yes, as Colonel Creed paraphrased,
you are to function
as a 300-foot tall crossing guard.
Wait, let me get the straight.
You want to take all my skills
and Kaiju fighting power
and turn me into a traffic cop?
No, what I meant to say...
Because that's
the coolest type of cop there is!
Traffic cop. Traffic cop.
Yeah, that's right!
Do I have a catchphrase?
Kaiju incoming.
Uh, so what exactly do I do?
Robots, go for launch.
Launch robots!
Shiny, evacuate that city's residents
toward the east, and I will
engage the Kaiju toward the west.
Oh boy. I'm ready to GWOK.
It's "rock," not "GWOK." "Ready to rock."
Citizens...
I need you to evacuate to the east.
And then, um, abruptly to the west.
- That doesn't make sense!
- We want Thunder.
I'm sorry everyone.
- I don't know you!
- Thunder is, uh... He's, uh...
We want Thunder! Give me Thunder!
He's busy! All right?
He's fighting a bad guy over there.
Thunder to Shiny,
we have an Omega Type Mondo Class Kaiju.
You need to evacuate the humans now.
Got it, Thunder. Ah!
What is that? Alex!
Now what just popped out of his head?
♪ His name was Albert ♪
♪ He was an Einstein ♪
♪ But I am smarter in every way ♪
♪ My big red robot ♪
♪ Is gonna kick butt ♪
♪ And blow all the Kaiju away ♪
It's a high-frequency emitter
that can link to any computer system,
even the ones in vehicles.
The cars will follow you now.
I have a superpower?
Everyone, everyone, we're gonna follow me.
That's right. Let's go this way everyone.
You can chill out,
eat your snacks, have a morning coffee.
This is so much better than a traffic jam.
Let's go forward.
What's taking so long with that Kaiju?
I assure you that I am
able to defeat this Kaiju.
Woo-hoo!
It's a beautiful day to evacuate a city.
Here's some tunes for you.
Traffic cop. Traffic cop.
On your left, you're gonna see some rocks,
and then on your right,
you're gonna see something interesting.
Go forward. Go forward.
Follow the traffic cop.
Request permission to use
all reserve power for plasma cannon blast.
It'll use all his power. It'd better work.
We have no choice now.
Green light, Thunder.
Impossible.
Switching to manual weapons.
Traffic cop.
Traffic cop.
Shiny, what is your 20?
This traffic cop stuff is hard work.
Shiny, you are over 100 miles
past minimum safe distance.
Thunder is in danger.
Thunder's in danger? I'm on it.
Nobody hurts my little brother.
Whoa!
- Arrow to the knee.
- Block yourself. Cross and kick!
- Left!
- Go right for that big cranium.
Headlock him and run around in circles.
- No!
- Just run. Run away.
I mean, it begs the question,
what are we seeing here folks?
Is this a heroic display
of strategic brilliance,
or dysfunctional madness?
You decide.
Do not like.
Repeat, do not like.
Whoa.
That shield is so cool.
Your wide-eyed amazement
has grown tedious.
My power is low.
I must use manual weapons.
Go get it, bro.
I'll be right behind you.
Once I get out of this... crater.
Just one more. Three more.
My hypersonic sword is failing
to penetrate the Kaiju's gelatinous hide.
What else does Shiny have, Alex?
I don't know. Ah!
Why am I blanking?
Think. You remembered the thingy.
Yeah, after it popped out of his head.
We've got no choice.
Time to launch the Big One.
- You can't be serious.
- Not the Big One!
I want an asset in the air
armed and ready in five.
This is the Big One. Go for launch.
Godspeed, Big One.
Go get him, bro.
Swish, swish, pow!
Slam!
That's interesting.
Zoom in on the transmogrisfisizer.
You want three-quarter angle
or slightly Dutch?
Just zoom in!
Zooming in.
Nice one, bro. You got this thing.
Slam. Parry.
Ah! I knew it!
Shiny, aim your
Butterfly Transmogrifisizer at the Kaiju.
Huh? My super thingy? Why?
We can use it as a sonic weapon.
EDF, this is the Big One.
Ten seconds 'till drop.
Hey everybody, look out,
here comes the Big One.
Target that spot on your next attack.
The frequency is agitating
its molecular makeup.
This is the Big One.
Weapons hot.
Drop... on my mark.
- We're out of time.
- Hit it, Shiny!
Big One, abort, abort, abort.
No way!
Yeah!
Shucks.
I wonder if we'll ever
get to see the big one in our lifetime.
Maybe.
Two fighting robots.
All right, all right.
Don't get carried away.
We still have a long way to go.
- Confirming all the way to go.
- Good job, boys.
Hey, bro.
That was... Whoa. That was awesome.
I believe that is quite enough adulation.
Oh, come on,
you have to admit we were amazing.
You were like, swish, swish, ha, ha,
and I was like... ahh, whoa, hey, ahh!
- No! Hey! Get away!
- Shiny, you had one job.
- They just keep coming.
- Careful, Shiny.
Watch where you point that device.
- Shiny, I am not in control, Shiny.
- Whoa, nice moves, brozino.
You look great.
This isn't the warrior image
I would like to project to the public.
- Shut it off, Shiny.
- No can do, bro.
Like I said,
we have a long way to go.
This is the Big One.
Headed home. Quite a show.
♪ When the worlds under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliensinvade ♪
♪ We won't back down
Won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the void
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fold, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪