Super Giant Robot Brothers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript
[action music playing]
♪ We're under attack! ♪
♪ Rise up on shoulders of giants ♪
♪ Forged by super-science ♪
♪ Mighty metal saves the day, yeah! ♪
♪ It's an alien invasion
A cinematic domination ♪
♪ Robots, go! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ Shiny and Thunder never give up! ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
[thuds]
[soft music playing]
[speaking indistinctly]
[somber music playing]
I've got something here.
Gamma ray emissions are off the charts.
Uh, yes, the Optical Rheometric Tactilis,
or O.R.T. for short.
Alert EDF command now.
[beeping]
Diagnostic systems check.
Diagnostic systems online confirmed.
All working order.
Roger. All systems online
and in working order, confirmed.
I just said that.
I'm confirming it.
Confirming actions are vital...
Never mind, just keep monitoring.
-Roger. Continuing to monitor.
-Monitoring confirmation confirmed.
-You copy that, Roger?
-Copy, Roger.
Sir, we have an incoming transmission
from Moon Base Astro.
-Confirming.
-Sir, the O.R.T, it's starting to glow.
Look sharp, Extreme Defense Force.
This could be what
Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose predicted.
It's been 200 days
since famed super scientists
and Extreme Defense Force founders
Dr. Magita Rose and Dr. Arturo Rose
disappeared into the strange
looming cosmic anomaly
known as the Optical Rheometric Tactilis,
or O.R.T. for short.
Today the O.R.T.
was active with a strange glow
just like the day it sucked the Dr. Roses
into its mysterious nothingness.
Could this be the start
of the Kaiju reign of destruction
that the Roses predicted?
The EDF's Captain Creed
certainly thinks so.
I never said that. No media leaks, people.
Now citizens are going to panic.
We better get the genius down here.
Are you sure, sir?
Do really think she's ready?
Did I stutter?
No, sir. No stuttering confirmed.
I'll remind you,
Dr. Alex Rose has 14 PhDs,
thirty-two Masters,
and 112 Associate's Degrees.
Her intellect is revered
by every brilliant mind on the planet.
She has my full confidence.
So what she's only three?
What's the problem, Captain Creed?
Ma'am, the O.R.T. is active
for the first time since...
Since my parents almost
certainly disint... disint... uh...
after their ship vanished into the O.R.T.?
The probability that my parents
are still alive is minuscule,
and I've already made my peace
with their likely disint... disint... uh...
their vaporization.
Sir, sensors detecting
a massive inbound object, Captain.
Sir, radar scans are picking up
some kind of entity
encased within the ejected material.
This is what
we've been waiting for, people.
Send a worldwide alert.
My parents were correct, Captain Creed.
Kaiju coming in.
Battle stations, everyone.
Launch big red round robot!
-Priming launch systems.
-Initiating fueling sequence.
Prep asset for combat.
This is not a drill.
I am ready. Let's kick some Kaiju heinie.
[announcer]Robot X-90-38, "Shiny,"
you are go for launch.
Continuing to be ready. Any time now.
Look out, Kaijus.
I'm... about to get ya.
Does... does this usually go this slow?
All right, that's close enough.
Let's go. Batteries'll last.
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Whoa!
Sorry, sorry, uh, my bad. [chuckles]
I got a little too overexcited is all.
Here you go, safe and sound.
Still working out the kinks.
It's my first mission and all. [chuckles]
But I'm ready now.
[worker] Fire in the hole!
[announcer]Prepare to launch.
Is there going to be a countdown or...
[announcer]Launch!
[adventurous music playing]
[thuds]
Whoops.
Uh, something... Whoa!
Shiny en route.
Don't you guys think
I need a cool catchphrase or something?
I'm open to suggestions.
-[Creed] Save it, X-90.
-His name is Shiny!
I mean, Shiny.
Intercept target and destroy.
Roger that, bosses.
Remember, I made you to do one thing,
save the Earth.
You are the hero, Shiny. You are the hero.
I'm a hero.
I'm a hero!
Hey, a giant robot's coming. Uh...
Why are we here?
That's above your pay grade, soldier!
You think it's gonna be a big lizard?
Or maybe a space mushroom?
Or maybe a bunch of worms
that can read your mind? [whimpers]
Man, gives me the creeps.
Nothing that lays a bunch of eggs either.
Just no eggs. [shivers]
O.R.T. ejected mass entering atmosphere.
Contact in T-minus ten,
niner, eight,seven,
six, five, four...
Not today, alien invader.
[clinks]
[thuds]
You guys may want to scram. I got this.
He looks like a big red egg.
Ugh! [squeals] Ah!
Seriously? You know, I could step on you.
Back it up. Back it up now!
[roaring]
Infrared scan places the biological entity
over 100 meters tall
and roughly four megatons.
Whoa!
And I thought I was on the heavy side.
But you, sir, are chunky.
The EDF's giant fighting robot
has arrived on the scene.
Will it be able
to defeat this menace from space?
For more,
we go to Chad Rodan on site. Chad?
The big red shiny robot stands ready.
He has yet to deploy any onboard weaponry.
That's it? What about his weaponry?
He knows what to do. Right Squishly?
"Right, Alex. You are so smart."
[playful music playing]
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
What is he doing?
To the untrained eye,
it looks like Shiny is dancing.
In actuality,
his quantum processor is cycling through
a pre-programmed list
of fighting strategies.
[roaring]
[growls]
[whimpers]
[chuckles]
Did you see how hard that hit was?
[grunts]
Rocket Kick!
Wow! Though comic in appearance,
this robot designed by a child
really knows how to kick some Kaiju...
Tail!
Jab, punch, right hook,
right hook, uppercut.
Roger that, boss.
[roars]
[whimpers]
For more on this Kaiju,
tune in to my exclusive
special report tonight at 11...
[screams]Worth it!
Shiny,
activate the Twister Obliterator sequence.
That's a Roger.
Twister Obliterator activated.
[whimpers]
X-90... I mean Shiny is still accelerating,
now passing 60,000 RPMs and climbing.
Pour it on, Big Red.
[whimpers]
[grunts]
[shrieks]
You did it! You little genius, you.
Don't doubt me, Captain Creed.
It only makes you look silly.
And it gives you frowny lines.
Let's bring
that beautiful red machine home.
-His name is Shiny!
-Right. Let's bring Shiny home.
Kaiju destroyed!
I'm a hero.
[laughs]
I'm a hero!
Hero...
The smartest people on Earth
have gone missing.
Dr. and Dr. Rose feared lost.
They were sucked into the O.R.T.
while investigating
a strange space anomaly.
Now this three-year-old girl
will be running the EDF
without her parents.
Heroes save people, save her parents,
save Alex's broken heart.
-Sir, Shiny just went orbital.
-What?
[Jude] He's headed straight for the O.R.T.
-What is he doing?
-No! Shiny, wait! Don't go!
Heartbreak detected.
My mission is clear. Save the Roses.
Shiny, get your big red butt back here.
Now! That's an order.
No can do, boss.
I'm more than halfway there.
Besides, I'll be back jiffity-splitster.
You won't even know I'm gone.
Shiny, the probability
that my parents are still alive
is ten to the tenth power to one.
What you said, totally over my head.
You built me to do hero stuff, not math.
Trust me, I got this.
Whoops.
Something just went wonkity wiblers.
Leaning into it.
Woohoo.
No worries.
[screaming]
[Adam] X-90... Shiny, come in.
X-90, come in... Shiny, come in.
Captain Creed, he's gone.
Shiny?
[Shiny grunts]
[announcer]Falling. Falling. Falling.
Did you know you're on fire?
You keep falling and you're on fire.
-You're on fire and you keep falling.
-Hot!
[announcer]You're falling,
and you're on fire.
Did you know you're on fire?
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
[suspenseful music playing]
[groans] Ooh.
Oh. Well, that stunk.
[grunts]
I landed. Where am I?
Okay, uh, let's see.
Oxygen-rich and lots of water.
Wow, just like Earth.
I think that's evidence
of an alien civilization. Fascinating.
Wow, the electricity of uh...
Huh. [chuckles] It's just like Earth.
And it has plant life,
and what looks like a dog.
-I think that looks just like a cat.
-[barks, meows]
Eh, huh.
A billion stars in the universe,
I happen to land on a planet
that looks just like Earth.
[exploding]
[Shiny] Whoa! Not just like Earth.
Halt, uh... big guy.
I mean, gigantic cool-looking space alien.
I am Shiny, hero robot.
I'm here to, uh... uh...
Entity, I am Rose Type Guardian
Class EDF Robot designation X-K22,
call sign Thunder.
You have performed an unauthorized landing
on the planet Earth.
State the purpose of your presence
or prepare to be destroyed.
[chuckles] Likely story, alien.
I'ma Rose Type
Guardian Class Robot from Earth,
and I think I'd know
my own planet if I landed on it, duh.
-[Thunder] This is your final warning.
-Oh, yes!
I'm here to, um...
Uh... Bingo-lo-dingo!
I'm here to rescue Dr. Rose.
Dr. Rose?
Dr. RoseandRose.
Do you mean Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose?
Or do you mean Dr. Rosenrose?
Dr. RoseandRose.
Androse?
Not Androse. Rose and Rose.
Dr. Rosenrose.
No. That... that... No.
Dr. Roseandrose?
-There's no "Androse."
-Androse of Two Rows?
-Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose.
-How many rows?
There's two Dr. Roses, yes.
There are ten million humans
with the surname Rose,
of which approximately 20,000 individuals
have the designation of doctor,
another 5,000 are chiropractors who...
Enough chatter. Let's fight!
[upbeat music playing]
[clangs]
[chinks]
[chinks]
[whirring]
[clinks]
[clinks]
[Alex] Robots, stand down!
I repeat, stand down!
I said stop!
Shiny!
[clinks]
Alex?
Shiny, where have you been?
So Iamon Earth.
[clinks]
You're all stretched out.
How'd that happen
in the last five minutes?
Five minutes?
Shiny, you've been gone for ten years.
What? Ten years?
Hey, are you... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Shiny? Shiny? Shiny!
[thuds]
[Alex] Shiny?
Shiny, can you hear me?
Ugh! I'm getting a bunch of readings
but no response.
He is operational,
but he has not refueled.
What is his power source based on?
Is it a solar kinetic
energy redistribution system?
This would explain the excessiveness
of his surface area, which is quite large.
Prototypes often have inefficient systems.
Or perhaps his power source...
Oh no, bad dream!
Wow, look at this place.
I'm kind of starting to remember all this.
It looks different. Is that Frank?
Hey Frank, is that you?
You sure got bald.
Humans do not respond well
to observations
about cranial follicular evacuation.
Is that English?
Hi, everybody. I'm Shiny.
My favorite color is yellow,
and this is my little brother.
They are acquainted with who I am,
and you're an inept version of a Rose Type
Guardian Class Robot, not my brother.
Shiny, I don't know
if you remember Captain Creed,
but he's a colonel now.
A colonel? Wowee. Attention!
Whoa!
You need to calm down.
You might break something.
I can break a Kaiju.
Shiny, where are my parents?
I don't know, Alex. I'm sorry.
I went into the O.R.T. to save 'em,
but it spit me back out
to Earth ten years later.
I have no idea how that happens.
Current models suggest
that the anomaly is a type of wormhole
connecting two different parts
of the universe via another dimension...
Not now, Thunder.
Shiny, what happened to you
on the other side of the O.R.T.
is in your memory banks.
Only if his core matrix was not affected
by the intense gravitational forces
keeping the O.R.T. open.
Let me try again. Just zippity-zip,
pick up your parents, I'm back.
No way. I need you here.
If my parents are in there,
I'll find them.
Creed, I want to run
a full diagnostic workup on Shiny, ASAP.
-[announcer]Kaiju alert.
-It'll have to wait, Alex.
Looks like our boy
is gonna get his chance to fight again.
Kaiju! Come on!
[Thunder] With all due respect,
his dead stock prototype systems
haven't been well assessed
to determine damage
or capabilities or incapabilities,
which I predict will be many.
Thunder is absolutely right.
And because something inside Shiny
is blocking our sensors,
his construction is still a mystery.
Why is he a mystery? You made him.
My brain was only at 80%
of its current size when I was three.
It has literally changed shape since then.
Do you remember
anything you made when you were three?
I don't know how I made Shiny,
I don't know
why he went to find my parents,
and I don't know what happened to him
the last ten years, okay?
You sure don't know a lot
for a super genius.
He's a fighting robot.
Ugh! Fine.
Shiny, you are under strict orders
to observe only, understand?
Totally.
Kaiju! Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get 'em!
Sound evacuation alert
to city sections one through 12.
I want sat tracking and telemetry
on inbound yesterday.
Move! This is ain't no drill.
-Tracking initiated.
-Confirmed.
Sync Shiny and Thunder's
system schematics on monitors A and B.
Having trouble
with big red lollipop's... Shiny's signal.
-What's the frequency, Kenneth?
-Um...
He'll be using an outdated frequency.
Switch to red band and remodulate.
And bring up diagnostic readouts
on screens five and six.
Inbound object impact in T-minus 15.
Syncing systems.
I have two signals five by five.
Someone bring me
a pumpkin spice latte, stat.
Standby, folks.
Something is emerging from the crater.
[roaring]
[growls]
[growls]
We await the arrival
of Earth Guardian Robot Thunder.
Wait, this just leak...
Uh, I mean, investigated.
I... It seems the ridiculous round robot
named Shiny that fled the scene
after one Kaiju battle
ten years ago is back.
Look, I can take this Kaiju on my own.
Watch and learn.
The mere fact that temporally
you have been gone ten years
doesn't mean relatively
you've been gone ten years.
Lost you at temporal, bro.
Prototype Shiny, what you cannot compute
is the Kaijus have increased in strength
and stamina over the last decade.
"Oh, things are so much worse now."
That's what they always say.
Your current directive is to observe only.
Your capabilities or incapabilities
have not been fully established,
which could be a detriment to the mission.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Holy cow! Kaiju at six o'clock.
-Impossible. My sensors would have...
-Who's the detriment now, sucker?
[roars]
Hey!
I am perfectly capable
of handling this myself.
Sharing is caring.
Stand down, call sign Shiny.
[clinks]
Thunder is wrestling around with Shiny
while the monster
continues to destroy the city.
What an embarrassing showing
for the Extreme Defense Force.
Let me tell you this,
if I were in charge of the EDF, I would...
[screams]
That stings.
This is a disaster.
Our fighting robots fighting,
and one civilian's down
'cause we missed the acid vomit.
What did you expect?
They're adapting on the fly.
They need clear direction.
Thunder, you take
the left side of the Kaiju.
-And Shiny, you take the right.
-Which right?
-The Kaiju's right.
-Which right?
There's only ever one right side
to bilateral entities.
Depends on which way it's facing.
The right side.
You mean right like, "I'm correct,"
or do you mean right as in the direction?
Right as in right,
not right as in correct... Just attack!
[growls]
Hey, that's my big little brother.
[roars]
-[gasps]
-What's that?
It's some sort of visible light spectrum
neutrino ray.
A rainbow that packs a punch, Colonel.
The Kaiju is susceptible
to an intensified spectrum.
If we could just... huh.
I got it!
Thunder, activate the sub and
super-spectrum lasers in your chest array
and concentrate it
at the Kaiju's center mass.
That is affirmative.
By using the entire spectrum,
there's a high probability
that we'll destroy the Kaiju.
Brilliant thinking, Alex.
[roars]
[growls]
[roaring]
-Yeah! [cheers]
-Yeah!
Pow!
-[cheering] Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Up top.
-Clarify exact coordinates for altitude.
-Down low.
-Below the equator?
How can we? We are already at sea level.
Chest bump.
[thuds]
Great work, boys.
Now come on home
and deploy EDF sanitation units
and clean all of that mess up.
Here's your pumpkin spice latte, sir.
Shiny can shoot rainbow power beams?
I wonder what else he can do.
Well kiddo,
we're about to find out. [slurps]
You got some nice moves there, Thunder.
Congratulations. Welcome to Team Shiny.
I do not get it. We are not a team.
Oh, come on, bro. It'll be great.
A hero always has a sidekick.
You'll get to fight
some of the weaker Kaiju.
I'll train you myself.
You'll be a great hero like me in no time.
[Thunder] You are an inept prototype.
[Shiny] Oh, man. I appreciate that.
[theme music playing]
♪ When the worlds under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliensinvade ♪
♪ We won't back down
Won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the void
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fold, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
♪ We're under attack! ♪
♪ Rise up on shoulders of giants ♪
♪ Forged by super-science ♪
♪ Mighty metal saves the day, yeah! ♪
♪ It's an alien invasion
A cinematic domination ♪
♪ Robots, go! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ Shiny and Thunder never give up! ♪
♪ In the battle for the Earth
They'll find a way ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ It's the Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
♪ Feel the power ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers! ♪
[thuds]
[soft music playing]
[speaking indistinctly]
[somber music playing]
I've got something here.
Gamma ray emissions are off the charts.
Uh, yes, the Optical Rheometric Tactilis,
or O.R.T. for short.
Alert EDF command now.
[beeping]
Diagnostic systems check.
Diagnostic systems online confirmed.
All working order.
Roger. All systems online
and in working order, confirmed.
I just said that.
I'm confirming it.
Confirming actions are vital...
Never mind, just keep monitoring.
-Roger. Continuing to monitor.
-Monitoring confirmation confirmed.
-You copy that, Roger?
-Copy, Roger.
Sir, we have an incoming transmission
from Moon Base Astro.
-Confirming.
-Sir, the O.R.T, it's starting to glow.
Look sharp, Extreme Defense Force.
This could be what
Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose predicted.
It's been 200 days
since famed super scientists
and Extreme Defense Force founders
Dr. Magita Rose and Dr. Arturo Rose
disappeared into the strange
looming cosmic anomaly
known as the Optical Rheometric Tactilis,
or O.R.T. for short.
Today the O.R.T.
was active with a strange glow
just like the day it sucked the Dr. Roses
into its mysterious nothingness.
Could this be the start
of the Kaiju reign of destruction
that the Roses predicted?
The EDF's Captain Creed
certainly thinks so.
I never said that. No media leaks, people.
Now citizens are going to panic.
We better get the genius down here.
Are you sure, sir?
Do really think she's ready?
Did I stutter?
No, sir. No stuttering confirmed.
I'll remind you,
Dr. Alex Rose has 14 PhDs,
thirty-two Masters,
and 112 Associate's Degrees.
Her intellect is revered
by every brilliant mind on the planet.
She has my full confidence.
So what she's only three?
What's the problem, Captain Creed?
Ma'am, the O.R.T. is active
for the first time since...
Since my parents almost
certainly disint... disint... uh...
after their ship vanished into the O.R.T.?
The probability that my parents
are still alive is minuscule,
and I've already made my peace
with their likely disint... disint... uh...
their vaporization.
Sir, sensors detecting
a massive inbound object, Captain.
Sir, radar scans are picking up
some kind of entity
encased within the ejected material.
This is what
we've been waiting for, people.
Send a worldwide alert.
My parents were correct, Captain Creed.
Kaiju coming in.
Battle stations, everyone.
Launch big red round robot!
-Priming launch systems.
-Initiating fueling sequence.
Prep asset for combat.
This is not a drill.
I am ready. Let's kick some Kaiju heinie.
[announcer]Robot X-90-38, "Shiny,"
you are go for launch.
Continuing to be ready. Any time now.
Look out, Kaijus.
I'm... about to get ya.
Does... does this usually go this slow?
All right, that's close enough.
Let's go. Batteries'll last.
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Whoa!
Sorry, sorry, uh, my bad. [chuckles]
I got a little too overexcited is all.
Here you go, safe and sound.
Still working out the kinks.
It's my first mission and all. [chuckles]
But I'm ready now.
[worker] Fire in the hole!
[announcer]Prepare to launch.
Is there going to be a countdown or...
[announcer]Launch!
[adventurous music playing]
[thuds]
Whoops.
Uh, something... Whoa!
Shiny en route.
Don't you guys think
I need a cool catchphrase or something?
I'm open to suggestions.
-[Creed] Save it, X-90.
-His name is Shiny!
I mean, Shiny.
Intercept target and destroy.
Roger that, bosses.
Remember, I made you to do one thing,
save the Earth.
You are the hero, Shiny. You are the hero.
I'm a hero.
I'm a hero!
Hey, a giant robot's coming. Uh...
Why are we here?
That's above your pay grade, soldier!
You think it's gonna be a big lizard?
Or maybe a space mushroom?
Or maybe a bunch of worms
that can read your mind? [whimpers]
Man, gives me the creeps.
Nothing that lays a bunch of eggs either.
Just no eggs. [shivers]
O.R.T. ejected mass entering atmosphere.
Contact in T-minus ten,
niner, eight,seven,
six, five, four...
Not today, alien invader.
[clinks]
[thuds]
You guys may want to scram. I got this.
He looks like a big red egg.
Ugh! [squeals] Ah!
Seriously? You know, I could step on you.
Back it up. Back it up now!
[roaring]
Infrared scan places the biological entity
over 100 meters tall
and roughly four megatons.
Whoa!
And I thought I was on the heavy side.
But you, sir, are chunky.
The EDF's giant fighting robot
has arrived on the scene.
Will it be able
to defeat this menace from space?
For more,
we go to Chad Rodan on site. Chad?
The big red shiny robot stands ready.
He has yet to deploy any onboard weaponry.
That's it? What about his weaponry?
He knows what to do. Right Squishly?
"Right, Alex. You are so smart."
[playful music playing]
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
What is he doing?
To the untrained eye,
it looks like Shiny is dancing.
In actuality,
his quantum processor is cycling through
a pre-programmed list
of fighting strategies.
[roaring]
[growls]
[whimpers]
[chuckles]
Did you see how hard that hit was?
[grunts]
Rocket Kick!
Wow! Though comic in appearance,
this robot designed by a child
really knows how to kick some Kaiju...
Tail!
Jab, punch, right hook,
right hook, uppercut.
Roger that, boss.
[roars]
[whimpers]
For more on this Kaiju,
tune in to my exclusive
special report tonight at 11...
[screams]Worth it!
Shiny,
activate the Twister Obliterator sequence.
That's a Roger.
Twister Obliterator activated.
[whimpers]
X-90... I mean Shiny is still accelerating,
now passing 60,000 RPMs and climbing.
Pour it on, Big Red.
[whimpers]
[grunts]
[shrieks]
You did it! You little genius, you.
Don't doubt me, Captain Creed.
It only makes you look silly.
And it gives you frowny lines.
Let's bring
that beautiful red machine home.
-His name is Shiny!
-Right. Let's bring Shiny home.
Kaiju destroyed!
I'm a hero.
[laughs]
I'm a hero!
Hero...
The smartest people on Earth
have gone missing.
Dr. and Dr. Rose feared lost.
They were sucked into the O.R.T.
while investigating
a strange space anomaly.
Now this three-year-old girl
will be running the EDF
without her parents.
Heroes save people, save her parents,
save Alex's broken heart.
-Sir, Shiny just went orbital.
-What?
[Jude] He's headed straight for the O.R.T.
-What is he doing?
-No! Shiny, wait! Don't go!
Heartbreak detected.
My mission is clear. Save the Roses.
Shiny, get your big red butt back here.
Now! That's an order.
No can do, boss.
I'm more than halfway there.
Besides, I'll be back jiffity-splitster.
You won't even know I'm gone.
Shiny, the probability
that my parents are still alive
is ten to the tenth power to one.
What you said, totally over my head.
You built me to do hero stuff, not math.
Trust me, I got this.
Whoops.
Something just went wonkity wiblers.
Leaning into it.
Woohoo.
No worries.
[screaming]
[Adam] X-90... Shiny, come in.
X-90, come in... Shiny, come in.
Captain Creed, he's gone.
Shiny?
[Shiny grunts]
[announcer]Falling. Falling. Falling.
Did you know you're on fire?
You keep falling and you're on fire.
-You're on fire and you keep falling.
-Hot!
[announcer]You're falling,
and you're on fire.
Did you know you're on fire?
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
[suspenseful music playing]
[groans] Ooh.
Oh. Well, that stunk.
[grunts]
I landed. Where am I?
Okay, uh, let's see.
Oxygen-rich and lots of water.
Wow, just like Earth.
I think that's evidence
of an alien civilization. Fascinating.
Wow, the electricity of uh...
Huh. [chuckles] It's just like Earth.
And it has plant life,
and what looks like a dog.
-I think that looks just like a cat.
-[barks, meows]
Eh, huh.
A billion stars in the universe,
I happen to land on a planet
that looks just like Earth.
[exploding]
[Shiny] Whoa! Not just like Earth.
Halt, uh... big guy.
I mean, gigantic cool-looking space alien.
I am Shiny, hero robot.
I'm here to, uh... uh...
Entity, I am Rose Type Guardian
Class EDF Robot designation X-K22,
call sign Thunder.
You have performed an unauthorized landing
on the planet Earth.
State the purpose of your presence
or prepare to be destroyed.
[chuckles] Likely story, alien.
I'ma Rose Type
Guardian Class Robot from Earth,
and I think I'd know
my own planet if I landed on it, duh.
-[Thunder] This is your final warning.
-Oh, yes!
I'm here to, um...
Uh... Bingo-lo-dingo!
I'm here to rescue Dr. Rose.
Dr. Rose?
Dr. RoseandRose.
Do you mean Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose?
Or do you mean Dr. Rosenrose?
Dr. RoseandRose.
Androse?
Not Androse. Rose and Rose.
Dr. Rosenrose.
No. That... that... No.
Dr. Roseandrose?
-There's no "Androse."
-Androse of Two Rows?
-Dr. Rose and Dr. Rose.
-How many rows?
There's two Dr. Roses, yes.
There are ten million humans
with the surname Rose,
of which approximately 20,000 individuals
have the designation of doctor,
another 5,000 are chiropractors who...
Enough chatter. Let's fight!
[upbeat music playing]
[clangs]
[chinks]
[chinks]
[whirring]
[clinks]
[clinks]
[Alex] Robots, stand down!
I repeat, stand down!
I said stop!
Shiny!
[clinks]
Alex?
Shiny, where have you been?
So Iamon Earth.
[clinks]
You're all stretched out.
How'd that happen
in the last five minutes?
Five minutes?
Shiny, you've been gone for ten years.
What? Ten years?
Hey, are you... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Shiny? Shiny? Shiny!
[thuds]
[Alex] Shiny?
Shiny, can you hear me?
Ugh! I'm getting a bunch of readings
but no response.
He is operational,
but he has not refueled.
What is his power source based on?
Is it a solar kinetic
energy redistribution system?
This would explain the excessiveness
of his surface area, which is quite large.
Prototypes often have inefficient systems.
Or perhaps his power source...
Oh no, bad dream!
Wow, look at this place.
I'm kind of starting to remember all this.
It looks different. Is that Frank?
Hey Frank, is that you?
You sure got bald.
Humans do not respond well
to observations
about cranial follicular evacuation.
Is that English?
Hi, everybody. I'm Shiny.
My favorite color is yellow,
and this is my little brother.
They are acquainted with who I am,
and you're an inept version of a Rose Type
Guardian Class Robot, not my brother.
Shiny, I don't know
if you remember Captain Creed,
but he's a colonel now.
A colonel? Wowee. Attention!
Whoa!
You need to calm down.
You might break something.
I can break a Kaiju.
Shiny, where are my parents?
I don't know, Alex. I'm sorry.
I went into the O.R.T. to save 'em,
but it spit me back out
to Earth ten years later.
I have no idea how that happens.
Current models suggest
that the anomaly is a type of wormhole
connecting two different parts
of the universe via another dimension...
Not now, Thunder.
Shiny, what happened to you
on the other side of the O.R.T.
is in your memory banks.
Only if his core matrix was not affected
by the intense gravitational forces
keeping the O.R.T. open.
Let me try again. Just zippity-zip,
pick up your parents, I'm back.
No way. I need you here.
If my parents are in there,
I'll find them.
Creed, I want to run
a full diagnostic workup on Shiny, ASAP.
-[announcer]Kaiju alert.
-It'll have to wait, Alex.
Looks like our boy
is gonna get his chance to fight again.
Kaiju! Come on!
[Thunder] With all due respect,
his dead stock prototype systems
haven't been well assessed
to determine damage
or capabilities or incapabilities,
which I predict will be many.
Thunder is absolutely right.
And because something inside Shiny
is blocking our sensors,
his construction is still a mystery.
Why is he a mystery? You made him.
My brain was only at 80%
of its current size when I was three.
It has literally changed shape since then.
Do you remember
anything you made when you were three?
I don't know how I made Shiny,
I don't know
why he went to find my parents,
and I don't know what happened to him
the last ten years, okay?
You sure don't know a lot
for a super genius.
He's a fighting robot.
Ugh! Fine.
Shiny, you are under strict orders
to observe only, understand?
Totally.
Kaiju! Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get 'em!
Sound evacuation alert
to city sections one through 12.
I want sat tracking and telemetry
on inbound yesterday.
Move! This is ain't no drill.
-Tracking initiated.
-Confirmed.
Sync Shiny and Thunder's
system schematics on monitors A and B.
Having trouble
with big red lollipop's... Shiny's signal.
-What's the frequency, Kenneth?
-Um...
He'll be using an outdated frequency.
Switch to red band and remodulate.
And bring up diagnostic readouts
on screens five and six.
Inbound object impact in T-minus 15.
Syncing systems.
I have two signals five by five.
Someone bring me
a pumpkin spice latte, stat.
Standby, folks.
Something is emerging from the crater.
[roaring]
[growls]
[growls]
We await the arrival
of Earth Guardian Robot Thunder.
Wait, this just leak...
Uh, I mean, investigated.
I... It seems the ridiculous round robot
named Shiny that fled the scene
after one Kaiju battle
ten years ago is back.
Look, I can take this Kaiju on my own.
Watch and learn.
The mere fact that temporally
you have been gone ten years
doesn't mean relatively
you've been gone ten years.
Lost you at temporal, bro.
Prototype Shiny, what you cannot compute
is the Kaijus have increased in strength
and stamina over the last decade.
"Oh, things are so much worse now."
That's what they always say.
Your current directive is to observe only.
Your capabilities or incapabilities
have not been fully established,
which could be a detriment to the mission.
Yeah, that makes total sense.
Holy cow! Kaiju at six o'clock.
-Impossible. My sensors would have...
-Who's the detriment now, sucker?
[roars]
Hey!
I am perfectly capable
of handling this myself.
Sharing is caring.
Stand down, call sign Shiny.
[clinks]
Thunder is wrestling around with Shiny
while the monster
continues to destroy the city.
What an embarrassing showing
for the Extreme Defense Force.
Let me tell you this,
if I were in charge of the EDF, I would...
[screams]
That stings.
This is a disaster.
Our fighting robots fighting,
and one civilian's down
'cause we missed the acid vomit.
What did you expect?
They're adapting on the fly.
They need clear direction.
Thunder, you take
the left side of the Kaiju.
-And Shiny, you take the right.
-Which right?
-The Kaiju's right.
-Which right?
There's only ever one right side
to bilateral entities.
Depends on which way it's facing.
The right side.
You mean right like, "I'm correct,"
or do you mean right as in the direction?
Right as in right,
not right as in correct... Just attack!
[growls]
Hey, that's my big little brother.
[roars]
-[gasps]
-What's that?
It's some sort of visible light spectrum
neutrino ray.
A rainbow that packs a punch, Colonel.
The Kaiju is susceptible
to an intensified spectrum.
If we could just... huh.
I got it!
Thunder, activate the sub and
super-spectrum lasers in your chest array
and concentrate it
at the Kaiju's center mass.
That is affirmative.
By using the entire spectrum,
there's a high probability
that we'll destroy the Kaiju.
Brilliant thinking, Alex.
[roars]
[growls]
[roaring]
-Yeah! [cheers]
-Yeah!
Pow!
-[cheering] Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Up top.
-Clarify exact coordinates for altitude.
-Down low.
-Below the equator?
How can we? We are already at sea level.
Chest bump.
[thuds]
Great work, boys.
Now come on home
and deploy EDF sanitation units
and clean all of that mess up.
Here's your pumpkin spice latte, sir.
Shiny can shoot rainbow power beams?
I wonder what else he can do.
Well kiddo,
we're about to find out. [slurps]
You got some nice moves there, Thunder.
Congratulations. Welcome to Team Shiny.
I do not get it. We are not a team.
Oh, come on, bro. It'll be great.
A hero always has a sidekick.
You'll get to fight
some of the weaker Kaiju.
I'll train you myself.
You'll be a great hero like me in no time.
[Thunder] You are an inept prototype.
[Shiny] Oh, man. I appreciate that.
[theme music playing]
♪ When the worlds under attack ♪
♪ And no one else is fighting back ♪
♪ There's salvation in a child's mind ♪
♪ When the aliensinvade ♪
♪ We won't back down
Won't be afraid ♪
♪ Kick evil through the void
To save mankind ♪
♪ There is hope for tomorrow ♪
♪ If we rise up today ♪
♪ We can lead our world out of the fray ♪
♪ Never fold, never follow ♪
♪ Power flows through our veins ♪
♪ Guardians of earth like no other ♪
♪ Super Giant Robot Brothers ♪
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