Succession (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Nobody Is Ever Missing - full transcript
Roman faces technical difficulties. Tom marks his territory. Kendall hits rock bottom with tragic consequences.
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)
-(|ND|ST|NCT CHATTER)
STEWART: There he blows.
Bro, he is a fucking brontosaurus.
Always wants to fuck,
but never can get hard.
Dude, it's good
to demonize the enemy before...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-|t's good to demonize him
before you have to kill his ass.
You have to.
WOMAN: Siblings?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Siblings and partners.
Okay, just so you know,
I want Willa in this, so...
-Okay. Is that appropriate?
-Connor.
No. That's fine. It is appropriate.
Okay. But is it appropriate?
It's not gonna be problematic?
No, it won't be problematic.
Connor, come here.
-Wil|a's a call girl.
-Not anymore.
And sometime it might come out,
and hurt my profile, or Tom's profile,
and I don't want to be horrible,
but come on.
You get it. Right?
Okay, I get it.
But if you don't allow it,
I'm gonna punch Tom in the face,
and I'm gonna rip my shirt open,
I'm gonna take a fuckin' dump
on the ground.
I'm gonna go apeshit,
because she's the woman I love.
Do you get it? Okay.
-You're in.
-(CHUCKLES) You're so weird.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, is that everyone?
-Rava.
-Rava, come on. Get in.
-TOM: Rava, come. Come.
-Yeah, yeah, go on.
-Get right in there.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay? Is that everyone?
Uh, Roman, I'll take that one,
but can we do
a serious one for the parents?
-Yeah.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Is that...
-Roman. Roman, do it seriously.
-ROMAN: Yeah.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay. One, two, three.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
STEWART: | just added that we're not
subject to any financing conditions.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Yeah.
-Print, uh, three of these.
-STEWART: Yeah.
Okay, so, I guess
the only question left is this,
who actually
is gonna deliver it to him?
Wait, are you serious?
Well, we have to make certain
that he has had eyes on it.
Yeah, I know, but I assumed you.
Right. I assumed you.
KENDALL: Fine, ljust guessed
if we were planning to fuck
your dad to death to make our fortune,
I might offer to actually
do the fucking.
-Are you scared?
-No.
Fuck you. Are you?
Yeah, man. I'm scared.
So, if I'm scared, and you're
fucking pretending not to be scared,
-then fucking you should do it.
-(S|GHS)
Dude. Seriously?
I mean... I mean, Jess could do it.
Fine. Fuck it. Ican do it.
Okay, are we, uh, ready, or what?
Sorry, it should be printing.
But it's not?
Uh, Shit.
-What?
-JESS: I think it got sent
to a different printer
on their Wi-Fi network.
Are you fucking serious, Jess?
-Where is it, Jess?
-JESS: I don't know, it doesn't say.
Oh, fuck.
(STAMMERING)
Well, you need to find it, Jess.
-Like, now. Now.
-Yeah, yeah.
Hey? Hello? Hello? Hey? No!
What the fuck! No! Not, now!
Hey. How ya doin', buddy?
-Earrings.
-Neck|ace.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry, kiddo. Bud, you okay?
Hey. What happened?
-|...
-What...
I thought he was someone else.
I shouted.
Sorry. I didn't mean to yell.
It's like 5:00 in the afternoon, Ken.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm great. I'm good.
-Just, uh, some big moves.
-Mmm-hmm. Sure.
Okay, well, you wanna yell at
your other kid before we go, or...
-We'll see you later.
-Okay.
Okay. Hey, listen,
I'll see you guys later, okay?
Hey. Jess thinks she has it.
You should go, just in case.
-Okay.
-You good? We doin' this?
Yeah, I'm doin' this.
You'll email Gerri and the board?
Yeah, just tell me
when it's delivered.
What, you don't think
I can deliver it?
No, it's just, only 15% of men,
when it comes to it,
actually shoot
an undefended enemy soldier.
He shot first.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
ROMAN: A satellite phone.
As a gift, I thought it would be cool
if we could show it live,
on a big screen.
SHIV: No, absolutely not.
I don't want to have a big fucking
dick blasting off at my wedding.
-lt's not a big fucking dick. Okay?
-SHlV: Yeah, it is, it's a rocket.
It's not the fault of rockets,
or dicks,
they both happen
to be aerodynamic in shape.
SHIV: You're unbelievable.
This is not happening.
-Hello. Hi.
-Hi, Marcia.
Is my father available?
Everything is okay?
Yeah, it's, uh...
I just need to have a word.
Come in.
Logan, it's Kendall!
Tell him if he wants to stop me
buying papers and stations,
he can fuck off.
We're good to go.
Come on through, son.
Do you maybe want to come out, Dad?
-No, come on in. I'm not on the can.
-(TR|MMER WHIRRING)
Nice service, right?
Pity it wasn't Catholic,
but there you go.
Fuckin' all those kids hurt the brand.
Hey.
This isn't a nice thing, I'm afraid.
Yeah. Read this.
What is it?
It's a proposal to buy Waystar
for $140 a share.
We're asking you to come to the table,
open the books.
Uh-huh.
-lt's great value for shareholders.
-Ah.
Yeah.
There it is.
I'm not gonna get into feelings.
(CHUCKLES)
Is this a fuckin' bear hug?
That's right.
-No.
-Well, fine.
Uh, we have the financing.
Let's just see what everyone thinks.
You know, this is just the situation
that has arisen,
and, uh, you're very tough,
and so am l, as your son,
so, lthink, uh, this isjust the way
it has to be with us.
I'm... I'm not sorry for
what I'm doing, which is correct,
but I... I'm sorry
for how it makes you feel.
And I'm sorry it had to be today.
It was out of my hands.
-Here.
-No. Fuck off.
(SIGHS)
Do you even know
what you're doing this for?
Ideas... l have... You know,
I've wanted to... to do things...
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-...to save the company,
and”.and”.and,uh,dou.
Just, uh, do... do things that are...
You see?
You can't even fuckin' say it.
I can... I can say it.
Then say it.
-Do some good things.
-Do good things.
Be a fuckin' nurse.
Hey.
LOGAN: Marcia!
MARCIA: What is it?
What are you doing?
LOGAN: Gerri. Where's Gerri? And Karl.
Karl is in New York, Logan.
What is it?
I need Gerri. I need Karl. I need...
Get out of there. Get out of there.
Come on. What is it?
Bear hug. (PANTING)
It'II...
They'll go hostile. It fits.
It makes sense.
Today?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't fuckin' know.
It's not
a good position I'm in. (PANTING)
If they have financing
and major shareholders,
and I'm here, and tomorrow,
by tomorrow, I need...
I need a lot of things I don't have.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(WHISPERING)
Excuse me.
Hey. Senator Eavis. Connor Roy.
Huge skeptic. Massive skeptic.
-Good to know.
-Yeah.
Socialism, huh? Wow!
I got a big problem with you, and
everything you stand for, my friend.
-Hi, baby.
-Hey.
-You good?
-CONNOR: Yeah, I'm good.
Listen, I look at you and | see
Weimar, | see hyperinflation.
I mean, I look at your face and,
no offense, but I see dead babies.
You know what I mean?
(LAUGHS) Well, that's
very interesting.
Uh, I can't say I agree, but, um...
Look, would you
excuse me for a minute?
Oh, yeah. Great to
joust a little, Senator.
GIL: Yeah!
That's the best he can do?
Connor, he's gonna be
the next president.
Really? ljust wiped the floor
with him in a debate.
He buckled under
intellectual scrutiny.
-Uh...
-He was lucky that wasn't televised.
Is it him?
You don't want a rocket launch
'cause of Senator Bluhhh,
or whatever?
Would it help if it was a rocket
full of Muslim granola?
Oh, God. Roman, no, ljust don't want
a rocket at my wedding.
Stop being a kid.
"Oh. I'm... I'm Shiv.
I'm an adult, and I'm important,
"because Iwork for a man
with glasses."
Is he a Jew, by the way?
-Oh, come on.
-What?
It's just a simple, friendly,
slightly racist question.
Oh... (GRUNTS) You used to be fun.
When did you become one of them?
-One of who?
-Like dancey bullshit,
like, "Oh, we can't say that"
kind of people.
Okay. I'm sorry I don't want
to come to your freewheelin',
good-time, N-word-shoutin' hoedown.
N-word, B-word, C-word... The world
isn't fucking nursery school,
-and people don't like to be taught.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
Oh, right. Well, I'm glad you've
been watching our programs.
You shouldn't do that,
not with your IQ.
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
Hardee-har—har.
Excuse me. I actually have to go watch
a fucking satellite launch in Japan
that I'm actually in charge of,
that l... Hold on!
That I reorganized for you,
but you're too fucking
carbon-neutral to enjoy.
Yeah? Uh, yep, I got it.
It's streaming, it's connecting.
(GRUNTS)
Yeah.
Okay, no. It's good. It's good.
Uh, wish everyone luck, okay?
Uh, in Japanese, obviously.
Come on. There we go.
(SHARP INHALE)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
That was really hard.
Yeah, man.
You fuckin' did it. Drinks.
Drinks. Drinks, drinks,
dnnks,dnnks,dnnks.
Fuck, yes, drinks. Yes.
Um, Jess?
-Hello.
-Ce|ebration.
It's a cele-fuckin'-bration.
You did it, man.
(SNORTING)
(SNORTS) Oh!
Yes.
Wow, that's good.
Are my pilots still on the clock?
Check if any of them
have the hours to fly me home,
or scheduled.
But you don't want to look panicked.
Huh? Yeah.
Tomorrow, maybe.
Gerri. Where are we on the, urn...
Oh, uh, emergency phone board meeting
for later.
Tonight? Or, is that tomorrow?
Uh, tomorrow.
They're gonna have deeper pockets,
better prep.
Find out where that fuckin'
shrunken California raisin is.
The President. I think that's smart.
Come on, come on. Let's go.
The financials are hard.
We need political support.
Let's get goin'.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
-CONNOR: Will.
-Hey.
Listen, baby,
I got something I need to tell you.
-Okay. ls every...
-Um...
-Hey. Let's go over there.
-Okay.
Right by the kings. This is perfect.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay, listen...
-Yeah?
I think I finally found
a job I want to do.
Okay, what is it?
President of the United States.
(CHUCKLES)
Wha... Okay. Wow.
-Yeah?
-Really?
You don't look excited.
No, sure, sounds like a fun project.
-ls this about the play?
-No.
-Because I loved it.
-(CHUCKLES)
Sure. You don't want
to waste your money putting in on,
but running for President,
that's a sound investment?
Plus, I'd be planning
to spend on, you know,
making sure your history
was cleaned up.
The president, Willa. This is big.
Sure, but, you know,
nothing's more powerful than art.
No, sure, you know,
apart from the power
of the executive branch.
Drama can change minds.
Yeah, but not really.
I could outlaw drama.
I mean, I never would,
but I'm just illustrating
the power of the position.
-Okay.
-CONNOR: But, right. Art.
CAROLINE: Roman?
Meet Dennis Linton.
Dennis is police,
and he's also the...
the something commissioner?
Police and Crime Commissioner.
That's right.
Anyway, he knew your father and me
back when he was doing something
even more boring.
-lsn't that right, Denny?
-Oh, hey. Thanks for lookin' after us.
-Hey. Hey. How was it?
-Yeah?
-The launch.
-Uh, yeah, it, um...
(CELL PHONE CHIMING, VIBRATING)
-l'm sorry, what?
-How did it go?
He's been coordinating
a satellite launch.
-Fascinating.
-How did it go?
Uh, it, uh...
Great, actually. It went great.
-Yes?
-Yeah.
-This is amazing. Congratulations!
-Fantastic!
Thank you. Thanks. It's very exciting.
CAROLINE: Go ahead and get a drink.
-Oh, yeah.
-TABITHA: Let's celebrate.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
LOGAN: Well.
Look at you.
Logan. For tonight, shall we...
Oh! For tonight. For tonight...
-Can | top you up, sir?
-Nah.
What the fuck? Jerk!
Great.
Sorry, sir, I didn't mean to...
Well, you did, ya fucking prick.
Go on, fuck off.
Get out of here. Fuck off!
-Sir, I thought you said "yes"...
-Stop mumbling.
Don't look at me! Get the fuck out.
Where do you find these people, huh?
Amateurs.
I don't want to see him again.
Ever. Ever. Okay?
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Hey. Do you think maybe, you can
fetch me something stronger to...
-It would be my absolute pleasure.
-Thanks. Thank you.
Hey, what's up. Can I help?
Um, I'm very busy with, um...
On another matter,
but are you across this?
I've had 40 calls about the launch.
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
No, that's weird.
I haven't gotten any, I don't think.
-Yeah, it blew up.
-It blew up?
Yes, it exploded on the launch pad.
Um, okay. That's weird...
Um, yeah, wow,
they really should have told me that.
That's, um... (SIGHS) That's naughty.
Um, how bad is it? Is it bad?
I'll reiterate. It exploded.
(VOCALIZES EXPLOSION)
On the launch pad.
So, yeah, it's... I'd say that's bad.
Are there, like, um...
-Dead people?
-Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Yes, I mean, the scale means
there's likely casualties.
-lt's very unclear.
-Mmm-hmm.
Because I did put a lot of pressure
to accelerate the launch,
even though there were concerns.
-You did?
-I did, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I just thought it would be nice
for it happen on Shiv's wedding day,
like fireworks, like big fireworks?
-Well, you got that right.
-I'm just telling you,
because I sent
a lot of emails about it,
and I... You know, there's no use
hiding that, because...
I'm just saying.
I just want to say, I think it's
for you to know, as general counsel,
so, uh... So you can, um, protect me?
Well, I can try.
But fuck, you're looking at potential
corporate manslaughter.
If you can just sign there.
MAN: I give you, the bride and groom!
-(ALL APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
This has been a very memorable day,
a day that,
well, I 'II never forget
as long as I live.
And I wanted it to be perfect.
Perfect for Shiv.
And, it is.
No one... No one can ruin this.
It's, uh, wonderful to be surrounded
by those that we love, trust,
and hold very dear.
Because there is nothing
more important
than family.
So, to family!
ALL: To family! (APPLAUDING)
He's joking, right?
Excuse me.
-Oh.
-Um, hi. Um...
-So, how about we do London tomorrow?
-Mmm-hmm.
Okay. I put together
a list of, uh, investor calls.
Karl will make initial contact.
And a poison pill
should you consider it?
Yeah. I will have the options
for our poison piII defense.
-Good.
-So, you have the President in 25,
and the EU commissioner
in the morning.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-Have you told the others?
-The others?
The kids.
No. Is there an advantage?
No, I mean, just to, you know,
just to tell them.
Oh. Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Sure.
ROMAN: (ON MIC) I’d like
to welcome Tom to the family.
I don 't feel like I’m losing a sister.
I don 't feel like
I'm gaining a brother, either.
(LAUGHTER)
I don 't feel anything.
It’s a mental disorder. It’s called
"Borderline personality disorder".
Why is everybody laughing?
Who wants to hear about
the bachelorette party?
MAN: I do!
SHIV: Yeah?
Well, you're out of luck, ’cause,
uh, nothing happened, we just...
We knitted and made salads,
did some yoga.
And no one will tell you different,
because we killed the stripper.
(LAUGHTER)
But seriously, I would...
You know, I'd like to thank my dad
because I'm contractually obligated.
No, I would actually
like to thank you.
And, Tom, [would like to also thank
for being my rock.
-GUESTS: Aw.
-Aw.
(LAUGHTER)
You're a good guy, Wamsgans,
and I like hangin' out with you.
And so, here's a toast to me,
-and to Tom.
-(LAUGHTER)
-(APPLAUSE)
-(INDIST|NCT CHATTER)
CAROLINE: I just want to say
I know we haven ’t
always seen eye-to-eye,
but that's difficult
when your father's
stolen you away ’cross the Atlantic.
And I know you probably think
I’m deliberately
trying to make you cry,
or steal your limelight,
but I just wanted to tell you,
in front of everybody
that you’re special,
and, after my own fashion, I love you.
So, I just wanted
to say that in public,
because I’m getting on, and I
might not be in good enough health
to say it when you remarry.
(LAUGHTER)
I love my wife.
(CHUCKLES) And I just... I just
I just love saying the word "wife. "
H Wife. H
WOMAN: Yeah! That's right.
"Wife. " "VI/ife. Wife. "
"Wife, Wife, Wife, Wife, Wife. "
So, she's my wife,
And, um...
and she’s my life.
-And, uh...
-GUESTS: Aw.
And I'm gonna stop...
I’m gonna stop talking now,
because I feel, uh,
like I’m gonna cry,
and it would be crazy to cry,
because I'm so happy right now.
So, thank you all for coming,
and, uh, Have you all.
GUESTS: Aw.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Yeah, of course. I'm gonna sit down.
My feet are killing me.
Excuse me. Hey. Sorry.
Could I getjust a...
Yeah. Of course.
What was that text message
you sent before?
Some kind of anti-proposal?
"I won't do it, if you won't"?
Look, ljust spoke to Gil,
and it sounds like...
Well, he thought he was being
very subtle and all,
but something has happened,
and I wondered what the fuck that was.
Happened with what?
In terms of burying
whatever it is we know,
and not being afraid of ATN anymore.
Oh. Well,
that's an interesting perspective.
I brought you in. What did I do?
I'm gonna make him win.
He's gonna win, anyway.
I might not agree.
Well, yeah, look, um,
I don't want to play
the bleeding heart here,
but there is a reason I work with him,
and it's because of
inequality, and...
Oh! Inequality!
Well, if you can't handle it,
then fuck off.
Who are you?
I'm Shiv fucking Roy.
And I'm gonna have
two very grateful people,
the next president, and my father.
Honey. I'm sorry, honey.
I'm sorry, but you need
to talk to your brother.
Okay.
You all need to chat.
Hi. Excuse me.
Hey, Kenny,
can I grab a word with you?
I'm sorry, bro...
ldidn't give you the full...
Full picture.
Thanks, Con.
Right.
Okay. Okay.
So, what the fuck? Hmm?
Dad told us.
(SCOFFS) How could you?
It, uh... It was out of my hands.
(SCOFFING)
You're a real piece of work, man.
You act like you're a fuckin' guy,
like a decent guy, but you're...
you're a piece of shit, man.
Look.
-We can talk, yeah?
-Mmm-hmm.
There's no need to talk to me
like I'm, uh, the enemy.
Yeah, I think we get to talk to you
however we fuckin' want.
The fact is,
l was forced into this position
against my wishes, I didn't want to...
-(SHIV SCOFFING)
-ROMAN: Aw, Poor Kendall.
-Boo-fuckin'-hoo.
-KENDALL: Dude,
I'll answer any questions you have.
Great. I have a question.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm... I'm trying to save the company.
By fucking us. Forever.
Look, if this works,
which, uh, undoubtedly, it will,
you'll all be very, very, very rich,
and, uh, I hate to say it,
but maybe it's for the best
for this to no longer be
a family-run operation.
Well, no, because, for one thing,
our inheritance is all in stock,
so, if after this,
Kendall, the fact is,
right now, we're somebodies.
Any doofus can have
a few million bucks.
-Come on.
-SHIV: Come on?
You plotted a takeover!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
To fundamentally alter the nature
of the family on my wedding day?
Do you have any conception
of how goddamn selfish you are?
Okay, this isn't
about a fuckin' dress.
Oh, fuck off! I know it's not
about a fucking dress!
No, you know what,
it's not about a wedding dress.
This is about the future,
this is about our future,
this is about
the next thousand years!
The Thousand-Year Reich? Uh-huh.
That, uh...
That will endure for eternity.
I mean, wake up.
This is just a little maneuver.
Okay? You don't
need to get sentimental.
Sentimental?
You think this is us just being
sentimental, just for the hell of it?
The lack of thought
to do this to Dad today.
Come on, Shiv, let's not pretend.
Yeah? This isn't about Dad.
This is because you like the power.
It gets you close to the Hill.
And, Rome, you couldn't get
a job in a fuckin' burgerjoint,
let alone a Fortune 500,
without some nepotism.
And, Con,
you like the glamour it gives
to a fuckin' freak show
in the desert, okay?
No, Kenny, l couldjust do
with the assistance of the family firm
on my ambitions to become President.
That's it.
Right. Exactly.
You're all living
in a fuckin' dream world.
(LOGAN SIGHS)
So, (CLEARS THROAT)
how's the torture going?
ldon't have to... I'm...
I ought to go. I... (SIGHS)
I know what you're trying to do, okay?
I'm not gonna let you. I shouldn't
even talk to you right now.
I don't think there's any reason
not to, legal or othenrvise.
I'm not getting into it.
Uh-huh.
So, you don't think
that you owe us an explanation?
I don't owe you anything. No.
What have you had your entire life
that I didn't give you?
I'm not getting into it.
I'm doing this thing. Okay?
I don't owe you fucking anything.
I blame myself.
I spoiled you.
And now, you're fucked.
And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you're a hothouse flower,
that you're nothing.
You're curdled cream.
Maybe you should write a book,
or collect sports cars, or something.
But for the world? Nah.
I'm sorry. You're not made for it.
You're a fuckin' beast.
(BEEPS)
Yo, uh, do you have any more...
Uh-huh. Um...
You know, it's just that
tomorrow, maybe we should both...
We got a huge day tomorrow.
-Sure.
-Yeah.
You got, like, just a little, though,
in case, uh... in case
we want for tomorrow?
May... I don't know.
-You want to look?
-Are we good, man?
Are we good? Yeah. We're good.
-We're golden.
-Yeah? Because Sandy
wants us, uh, to check in at 2:00,
4:00, and 6:00, GMT.
Uh-huh.
Wise, wise.
Yeah, Icould just do
with a straightener.
Take the edge off.
Yeah, ljust don't...
I don't have any, man.
I'm sorry about that.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
ROMAN: ...for no reason.
CONNOR: Shit. Did anyone die?
Uh, I don't know. But it's fine.
It's gonna be fine. Nobody... Yeah.
I don't know.
Hey, were you... were you kidding
about the presidential thing?
No. Why?
-Why?
-Yeah.
Because, I mean, generally speaking,
people don't like you.
Shut up. Shut up. You're an idiot.
No, I could do thatjob.
I can do thatjob.
But why would you even...
Like, what do you want to do?
Well, lwould... lwould launch
a campaign against the Great Dangers.
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, what are the Great Dangers?
Honestly, this is from my readings,
and sadly, you can't say this,
because the permitted public debate
has shrunk to the size
of a fucking nut,
but, frankly, usury and onanism.
Usury and anun... Unoonan...
-(CHUCKLES)
-Usury and onanism.
Unsecured debt and masturbation.
The spilling of good seed.
That sounds dope.
Well, it's not for public consumption.
I mean, this is from my readings.
-Well, yes, of course. Obviously.
-Yeah.
-And I don't want to pay tax.
-Well, duh. Gerri!
CONNOR: You know?
Like a protest, like Thoreau.
He had it right, let me tell ya.
Did you hear yet?
Did you hear anything?
-About?
-Japan.
Like, how many, like...
How many died, how many did they find?
-Yeah, you didn't hear?
-No.
-none at all?
-No. Two guys lost thumbs,
and there might be
an arm they can't save,
but, uh, they might.
Oh, my God. So, you're... you're...
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
It's just an arm
and a couple of fucking thumbs?
-|t's so sad.
-Oh, my God. Jesus, no, that's great.
Not gonna ruin a party
over a couple of fuckin' thumbs.
-ROMAN: (LAUGHS) Nobody died!
-Hey, wait. Hey. Roman. How ya doin'?
-Uh, great.
-Listen, I'm sorry about Kendall...
No... That's... Hey. Guess...
Guess who just didn't kill anyone,
but maybe only lost
a couple of thumbs?
-l... I don't know.
-This guy.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, so, I heard.
-Yeah, well...
-I just want to say good luck.
-Good luck?
-Yeah.
You know, the place
has gotta change, I feel.
Like the old shit, the nasty politics,
the... like, the... the stuff
at the cruise lines?
You know about that?
Because I helped clean it up,
you know? But...
Hey, so, listen. Um...
(CHUCKLES)
Do you know
where I can, uh, find, uh...
I could use a little sumpin'-sumpin'.
I wish. But I, you know,
I made copies of a few key documents
related to all that stuff,
in case I got into any trouble at all?
So, lwouldjust think,
like, anybody would be wise
to keep me in a good role.
(CHUCKLES)
Greg the motherfuckin' Egg.
Look at you.
Uh, some guys smoke weed
around the back, I think might know.
You little Machiavellian fuck.
| see you, Greg. I like it.
Hell yeah.
Hey. Do you wanna talk about
how this takeover
affects you in the business?
-'Cause... Ow! God.
-You look amazing.
I mean, you're in on merit.
-But if it's successful...
-You look amazing.
...you know, it'll be tough,
but I think you're good.
-I don't really care about that.
-And you know what... You know what?
All I care about
is getting into this beautiful dress.
-And if Gil takes off...
-Can I rip it?
No. If Gil takes off,
I don't even know
if I want to go back inside,
especially now...
Shiv. Shh. Let's just fuck.
You're very fonrvard, sir.
-l'm very fonrvard?
-Yes.
You know, I don't care about our plan.
I didn't get married to you
for the plan,
or because, you know,
ljust... I know that
you're hard and you're tough,
but ljust want to get in,
I want in, I want in on you.
You know? Let's go to...
Let's go to fuckin' New Zealand,
become sheep farmers.
-(LAUGHS) Sheep farmers?
-Yeah.
-Can you scuba?
-You know I can scuba.
Well, let's go and teach scuba, then.
Let's get out!
You think? (LAUGHS)
Tom, I gotta tell you something.
And I should have told you before.
Uh...
I've had a little number.
You had a little number?
Yeah.
And, you know, because I thought
we were both grownups,
and we had an agreement
that we were gonna behave
in a very grownup manner.
Right. Did we?
Well, yeah, I mean,
I always implied, I thought.
Okay.
Do you want to say who?
You know, and if I've got it wrong,
then I'm really, truly fuckin' sorry.
Was it Nate?
I want everything to be
open and honest from now on.
Can I send him home?
-Yeah, sure.
-Good.
Tom.
I'm...
ljust think I'm just...
I'm just not sure I'm a good fit
for a monogamous marriage.
Right.
-Okay.
-ls it okay?
-ls that okay to say to you?
-Of course.
Yeah. I kinda wish, I guess,
maybe we'd talked about this
before our wedding night.
Yeah. Me, too.
ljust think, you know, lwas in such
a total mess when we hooked up,
and I needed you, so much,
I was in a very bad way,
and we've got the business angle
that works,
-we're good on that, we have a plan.
-Uh-huh.
But in terms of the relationship,
I'm just wondering
if there's an opportunity
for something different
from the whole box set death march.
The box set death march.
Yeah.
You know, just a different shape
of relationship.
It could be exciting.
Right. Maybe, I guess. Yeah.
-lt's exciting!
-lt's exciting.
Yeah! Because we've
torn everything else down.
Right? Love is
the last fridge magnet left.
Right. How do you mean?
Well, I mean that love is, (STAMMERS)
it's like 28 different things,
and they all get lumped in together
in this one sack,
and there's a lot of things
in that sack,
it needs to get emptied out.
There's fear, and jealousy,
and revenge,
control,
and they all get wrapped up
in really nice fuckin' wrapping paper,
and itjust looks
really lovely and nice,
-but when you open it up...
-No, no. You're right.
It is. It's...
Love. It's bullshit.
Yes!
But I do love you.
I love you, too. Fuck.
Fuck!
-I want to get this dress off!
-Get the dress off!
Hey.
Hey.
What's up, man?
What you, uh...
What you got goin' on back here?
-Nothin'.
-No, it's cool, it's cool.
You can just smell it from down there.
It smells like the kind bud.
Uh-huh.
Hey, didn't I see you
get some shit earlier?
You okay? My dad's a fuckin' bastard.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
No, yeah, it's cool. They paid me up.
-For like the whole shift?
-Yeah.
And a sweetener.
-Nice.
-lt's actually pretty good,
'cause now I can just go home.
-Nice. Nice.
-Yeah.
Uh...
Dude, would it be weird to ask if...
Oh, do you want a smoke?
-Uh, yeah, sure.
-Here.
But, uh... But also, you know,
for the party, like,
big party tonight,
and, uh, ljust wondered,
you don't have a connection
for some powder, do you?
(CHUCKLING) Uh...
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
(UPTOWN GIRL PLAYING)
And also, I'm probably
not the right strategist for you.
Would you consider yourself
a Democrat?
Now, don't box me in, Nate.
Hey, dude. Hey. Can I get in?
Hey. Um, we'rejust, uh, talkin'.
-Whatever.
-Yeah.
Okay. TBC.
(CHUCKLES) Okay. All right.
-Hey, man.
-Hey, man. How are you?
I'm good. What a... What a night.
-Yeah? I know.
-Lovely.
Hey, listen, I'm so sorry,
but, uh, there seems to be a little
mix-up in your accommodation.
-Oh, right.
-Yeah.
I'm sorry,
but there's nowhere for you to stay.
Okay, well,
I'm sure I'll figure something out.
Right. But it might be smart for you
to leave directly,
-to find something.
-Are you serious?
Yeah. I'm serious.
| get the message. It's fine. Okay.
Let's just keep things cool,
I think you need to stay calm.
We're grownups, Shiv's a grownup...
I think you need to go fuck yourself.
And if I ever see you
in the same room as Shiv again,
I will pay men to break your legs.
And if I go to jail, which I won't,
so be it.
Okay. Fine. Um...
Fine. I'm gonna head out,
I'm just gonna finish this...
My mom and dad
made a contribution to the wine,
so, I'd really rather
you didn't drink anymore.
-Are you kidding?
-Excuse me. Thank you.
Put it back, Nate.
-Come on.
-Put it back, Nate.
Put my fuckin' wine back. Now.
Put it the fuck back.
There you go.
Don't make a fuckin' mess.
(SNIFFING)
(COUGHING) Oh.
Yep. (CHUCKLES)
(SNIFFS)
Wait, I... Hang on. What is this?
-Ket.
-Oh, no.
Special K.
No, I need a different...
different vibe tonight.
-Oh.
-I was after some coke.
Oh.
I mean, I know someone,
but, no, this is ket.
Right. But... But you know someone?
-Yeah.
-Let's, um... Let's go for it.
-ls that cool?
-Okay,
I don't know
if I should drive right away.
No? I can drive.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, sure.
-Okay.
-I'm good.
Okay.
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
-You okay, bud?
-l'm fine.
Okay.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
You Okay, bud? Hey. Buddy?
Gonna be able to find the way?
Yeah.
Let's get some air in here, yeah?
(GEARS GRINDING)
You all right there?
Yup, just fuckin' stick shift.
You're used to an automatic?
Uh-huh.
Plus, I don't drive that much.
-No? Why not?
-Because I'm incredibly rich,
and I mostly get driven everywhere.
-You're incredibly rich?
-That's right.
I am fuckin' loaded beyond
your wildest imagination.
-How much further is this?
-Should I kidnap you?
Yeah, if you could fuckin' walk,
you should kidnap me. (CHUCKLES)
-I know a house.
-Oh, you know a house?
Like a place to fuckin' keep me?
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.
It's got a cow shed.
Uh-huh.
I could keep you in there.
It's only got a corrugated iron roof,
so, it's gonna be fuckin' cold.
Hey, I mean, what do you care?
Yeah, exactly.
Look out!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GURGUNG)
(GASPING)
(COUGHING)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(GASPING)
-(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING IN DISTANCE)
(GRUNTING)
Argh.
(I GOTTA FEELING PLAYING)
-Hello.
-Hi, Mom.
Naughty one.
Roman told me.
Oh, right.
I don't think any the worse of you.
-NO?
-No.
Well, good.
Have a dance. Go on.
Rory, have a dance.
-Hey, man. You good?
-Yeah.
Why don't you just leave us.
Thanks. Bye. Bye.
-Hey. Hey!
-Hey, Con.
You holding court over here?
I am talking with two beautiful women,
yes, I am.
Hi. Kendall. Nice to meet you.
-My brother, Kendall.
-Hi.
Yeah.
Hey, listen, I'm sorry.
-You know, about, uh...
-Yeah.
lam.
Okay.
(I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY PLAYING)
Oh!
Hey!
Hey. Come here, buddy. Give me a hug.
What are you guys doing up?
It's way past your bedtime.
-Couldn't sleep.
-We slept this afternoon.
Oh, you're jet-lagged, yeah?
Where have you been?
Look at you two.
Hey, they were lookin' for ya.
-Yeah.
-They want to dance.
-You guys look great.
-You wanna dance?
Look at you goobers.
(STATIC ON RADIO)
WOMAN: A flat, lsuppose.
MAN: You mean you like it?
WOMAN: Why, yes, as a flat.
MAN: And a flat's
what we’re looking for.
Darling, do be sensible.
In a year's time...
Well, two year’s, yes,
but we think about mortgages
and things, but...
And I’ll work up the strength
for the traveling bit,
but we're gonna need
all available cash for Helen!
WOMAN: All right, darling.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Bad news about my hymen.
Yo? It's gone.
Hi, Kendall.
-Hey, Kenny.
-WOMAN: Morning, Kendall.
Good to see ya.
ROMAN: Morning, Mr. Fuckface.
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey.
-Yo.
-You good?
-Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
-Little hung over.
-(CHUCKLES) Good, Okay.
Yeah, kind of a weird... weird vibe
with the, uh, with the service folks,
like the Hobbit-y people?
Um, there's like, I guess, a caterer,
a guy, like, got in a crash,
and was high,
or, like, I don't know, nobody knows.
But some bad shit went down.
-Really.
-Yeah.
But the word is, like, the family...
The family line, is that we're
not gonna let it spoil anything.
-Right. Oh, good.
-You know?
-Good.
-Yeah.
But, uh, he...
So, um, is he okay?
He... I guess he died.
Wow.
Yeah. Bad shit. Really sad.
How's the scrambled egg?
Has it congealed?
What's that?
GREG: How's that scrambled egg?
It's been sittin' there
for like an hour.
Kendall, Logan wants a word with you.
-Hey, son.
-Hey.
LOGAN: Thanks, Col.
Sit.
You want something?
Oh, no, I'm good. I... ljust, uh...
I'm good.
Did you have an acceptable evening?
Uh, uh-huh.
Ya know.
l was up all night,
organizing my defense.
Right.
I don't know if you know,
but the caterer I had an issue with,
died last night.
Oh, that's terrible.
-Did you know?
-l...
I knew. I knew because
ljust found out.
But it's a shock.
Uh-huh.
So, our guys, uh,
one of our guys,
found a keycard to your room
near where this kid
went into the water.
Oh...
Yeah.
-Maybe he, uh...
-And, uh...
-Maybe he...
-Amir saw you...
last night, rather damp.
The police are here with Caroline.
We just want you to check
if you had anything stolen last night.
I don't think so.
Maybe you should check again.
Um...
LOGAN: This kid,
I think he might have been a thief
who broke into your room,
-and took your card.
-Right.
Let me handle this.
I know the guys, they know our guys,
they're good guys,
so, we'll let them know
what was taken.
Okay. Right.
(STAMMERING) Dad, I...
Yeah. This has been quite stressful.
Why don't you get in my car,
and we'll drive you to the plane.
And then you can relax.
Um...
I... (CHUCKLES) I don't know...
LOGAN: Yeah, yeah,
I think that would be good.
Right. I... I mean, uh,
(SWALLOWING)
nobody did anything wrong,
and, uh, ya know,
it sounds like, so...
Mmm.
Yeah.
Tell Sandy you're out.
Tell Stewy the thing
looks like a shit show.
Go to the desert, dry yourself out.
You have not been yourself.
There's nothing... I don't...
I don't think, um...
And I wasn't there, so...
This could be the defining moment
of your life.
It'd eat everything.
A rich kid kills a boy.
-You'd never be anything else.
-(SNIFFLING)
Or, you know,
it could be what it should be,
nothing at all.
A sad little detail
at a lovely wedding,
where father and son are reconciled.
(SOBBING)
You're my boy.
You're my number one boy.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no. Colin?
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(|ND|ST|NCT CHATTER)
STEWART: There he blows.
Bro, he is a fucking brontosaurus.
Always wants to fuck,
but never can get hard.
Dude, it's good
to demonize the enemy before...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-|t's good to demonize him
before you have to kill his ass.
You have to.
WOMAN: Siblings?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Siblings and partners.
Okay, just so you know,
I want Willa in this, so...
-Okay. Is that appropriate?
-Connor.
No. That's fine. It is appropriate.
Okay. But is it appropriate?
It's not gonna be problematic?
No, it won't be problematic.
Connor, come here.
-Wil|a's a call girl.
-Not anymore.
And sometime it might come out,
and hurt my profile, or Tom's profile,
and I don't want to be horrible,
but come on.
You get it. Right?
Okay, I get it.
But if you don't allow it,
I'm gonna punch Tom in the face,
and I'm gonna rip my shirt open,
I'm gonna take a fuckin' dump
on the ground.
I'm gonna go apeshit,
because she's the woman I love.
Do you get it? Okay.
-You're in.
-(CHUCKLES) You're so weird.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, is that everyone?
-Rava.
-Rava, come on. Get in.
-TOM: Rava, come. Come.
-Yeah, yeah, go on.
-Get right in there.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay? Is that everyone?
Uh, Roman, I'll take that one,
but can we do
a serious one for the parents?
-Yeah.
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Is that...
-Roman. Roman, do it seriously.
-ROMAN: Yeah.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay. One, two, three.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
STEWART: | just added that we're not
subject to any financing conditions.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Yeah.
-Print, uh, three of these.
-STEWART: Yeah.
Okay, so, I guess
the only question left is this,
who actually
is gonna deliver it to him?
Wait, are you serious?
Well, we have to make certain
that he has had eyes on it.
Yeah, I know, but I assumed you.
Right. I assumed you.
KENDALL: Fine, ljust guessed
if we were planning to fuck
your dad to death to make our fortune,
I might offer to actually
do the fucking.
-Are you scared?
-No.
Fuck you. Are you?
Yeah, man. I'm scared.
So, if I'm scared, and you're
fucking pretending not to be scared,
-then fucking you should do it.
-(S|GHS)
Dude. Seriously?
I mean... I mean, Jess could do it.
Fine. Fuck it. Ican do it.
Okay, are we, uh, ready, or what?
Sorry, it should be printing.
But it's not?
Uh, Shit.
-What?
-JESS: I think it got sent
to a different printer
on their Wi-Fi network.
Are you fucking serious, Jess?
-Where is it, Jess?
-JESS: I don't know, it doesn't say.
Oh, fuck.
(STAMMERING)
Well, you need to find it, Jess.
-Like, now. Now.
-Yeah, yeah.
Hey? Hello? Hello? Hey? No!
What the fuck! No! Not, now!
Hey. How ya doin', buddy?
-Earrings.
-Neck|ace.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry, kiddo. Bud, you okay?
Hey. What happened?
-|...
-What...
I thought he was someone else.
I shouted.
Sorry. I didn't mean to yell.
It's like 5:00 in the afternoon, Ken.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm great. I'm good.
-Just, uh, some big moves.
-Mmm-hmm. Sure.
Okay, well, you wanna yell at
your other kid before we go, or...
-We'll see you later.
-Okay.
Okay. Hey, listen,
I'll see you guys later, okay?
Hey. Jess thinks she has it.
You should go, just in case.
-Okay.
-You good? We doin' this?
Yeah, I'm doin' this.
You'll email Gerri and the board?
Yeah, just tell me
when it's delivered.
What, you don't think
I can deliver it?
No, it's just, only 15% of men,
when it comes to it,
actually shoot
an undefended enemy soldier.
He shot first.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
ROMAN: A satellite phone.
As a gift, I thought it would be cool
if we could show it live,
on a big screen.
SHIV: No, absolutely not.
I don't want to have a big fucking
dick blasting off at my wedding.
-lt's not a big fucking dick. Okay?
-SHlV: Yeah, it is, it's a rocket.
It's not the fault of rockets,
or dicks,
they both happen
to be aerodynamic in shape.
SHIV: You're unbelievable.
This is not happening.
-Hello. Hi.
-Hi, Marcia.
Is my father available?
Everything is okay?
Yeah, it's, uh...
I just need to have a word.
Come in.
Logan, it's Kendall!
Tell him if he wants to stop me
buying papers and stations,
he can fuck off.
We're good to go.
Come on through, son.
Do you maybe want to come out, Dad?
-No, come on in. I'm not on the can.
-(TR|MMER WHIRRING)
Nice service, right?
Pity it wasn't Catholic,
but there you go.
Fuckin' all those kids hurt the brand.
Hey.
This isn't a nice thing, I'm afraid.
Yeah. Read this.
What is it?
It's a proposal to buy Waystar
for $140 a share.
We're asking you to come to the table,
open the books.
Uh-huh.
-lt's great value for shareholders.
-Ah.
Yeah.
There it is.
I'm not gonna get into feelings.
(CHUCKLES)
Is this a fuckin' bear hug?
That's right.
-No.
-Well, fine.
Uh, we have the financing.
Let's just see what everyone thinks.
You know, this is just the situation
that has arisen,
and, uh, you're very tough,
and so am l, as your son,
so, lthink, uh, this isjust the way
it has to be with us.
I'm... I'm not sorry for
what I'm doing, which is correct,
but I... I'm sorry
for how it makes you feel.
And I'm sorry it had to be today.
It was out of my hands.
-Here.
-No. Fuck off.
(SIGHS)
Do you even know
what you're doing this for?
Ideas... l have... You know,
I've wanted to... to do things...
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-...to save the company,
and”.and”.and,uh,dou.
Just, uh, do... do things that are...
You see?
You can't even fuckin' say it.
I can... I can say it.
Then say it.
-Do some good things.
-Do good things.
Be a fuckin' nurse.
Hey.
LOGAN: Marcia!
MARCIA: What is it?
What are you doing?
LOGAN: Gerri. Where's Gerri? And Karl.
Karl is in New York, Logan.
What is it?
I need Gerri. I need Karl. I need...
Get out of there. Get out of there.
Come on. What is it?
Bear hug. (PANTING)
It'II...
They'll go hostile. It fits.
It makes sense.
Today?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't fuckin' know.
It's not
a good position I'm in. (PANTING)
If they have financing
and major shareholders,
and I'm here, and tomorrow,
by tomorrow, I need...
I need a lot of things I don't have.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(WHISPERING)
Excuse me.
Hey. Senator Eavis. Connor Roy.
Huge skeptic. Massive skeptic.
-Good to know.
-Yeah.
Socialism, huh? Wow!
I got a big problem with you, and
everything you stand for, my friend.
-Hi, baby.
-Hey.
-You good?
-CONNOR: Yeah, I'm good.
Listen, I look at you and | see
Weimar, | see hyperinflation.
I mean, I look at your face and,
no offense, but I see dead babies.
You know what I mean?
(LAUGHS) Well, that's
very interesting.
Uh, I can't say I agree, but, um...
Look, would you
excuse me for a minute?
Oh, yeah. Great to
joust a little, Senator.
GIL: Yeah!
That's the best he can do?
Connor, he's gonna be
the next president.
Really? ljust wiped the floor
with him in a debate.
He buckled under
intellectual scrutiny.
-Uh...
-He was lucky that wasn't televised.
Is it him?
You don't want a rocket launch
'cause of Senator Bluhhh,
or whatever?
Would it help if it was a rocket
full of Muslim granola?
Oh, God. Roman, no, ljust don't want
a rocket at my wedding.
Stop being a kid.
"Oh. I'm... I'm Shiv.
I'm an adult, and I'm important,
"because Iwork for a man
with glasses."
Is he a Jew, by the way?
-Oh, come on.
-What?
It's just a simple, friendly,
slightly racist question.
Oh... (GRUNTS) You used to be fun.
When did you become one of them?
-One of who?
-Like dancey bullshit,
like, "Oh, we can't say that"
kind of people.
Okay. I'm sorry I don't want
to come to your freewheelin',
good-time, N-word-shoutin' hoedown.
N-word, B-word, C-word... The world
isn't fucking nursery school,
-and people don't like to be taught.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
Oh, right. Well, I'm glad you've
been watching our programs.
You shouldn't do that,
not with your IQ.
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
Hardee-har—har.
Excuse me. I actually have to go watch
a fucking satellite launch in Japan
that I'm actually in charge of,
that l... Hold on!
That I reorganized for you,
but you're too fucking
carbon-neutral to enjoy.
Yeah? Uh, yep, I got it.
It's streaming, it's connecting.
(GRUNTS)
Yeah.
Okay, no. It's good. It's good.
Uh, wish everyone luck, okay?
Uh, in Japanese, obviously.
Come on. There we go.
(SHARP INHALE)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
That was really hard.
Yeah, man.
You fuckin' did it. Drinks.
Drinks. Drinks, drinks,
dnnks,dnnks,dnnks.
Fuck, yes, drinks. Yes.
Um, Jess?
-Hello.
-Ce|ebration.
It's a cele-fuckin'-bration.
You did it, man.
(SNORTING)
(SNORTS) Oh!
Yes.
Wow, that's good.
Are my pilots still on the clock?
Check if any of them
have the hours to fly me home,
or scheduled.
But you don't want to look panicked.
Huh? Yeah.
Tomorrow, maybe.
Gerri. Where are we on the, urn...
Oh, uh, emergency phone board meeting
for later.
Tonight? Or, is that tomorrow?
Uh, tomorrow.
They're gonna have deeper pockets,
better prep.
Find out where that fuckin'
shrunken California raisin is.
The President. I think that's smart.
Come on, come on. Let's go.
The financials are hard.
We need political support.
Let's get goin'.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
-CONNOR: Will.
-Hey.
Listen, baby,
I got something I need to tell you.
-Okay. ls every...
-Um...
-Hey. Let's go over there.
-Okay.
Right by the kings. This is perfect.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-Okay, listen...
-Yeah?
I think I finally found
a job I want to do.
Okay, what is it?
President of the United States.
(CHUCKLES)
Wha... Okay. Wow.
-Yeah?
-Really?
You don't look excited.
No, sure, sounds like a fun project.
-ls this about the play?
-No.
-Because I loved it.
-(CHUCKLES)
Sure. You don't want
to waste your money putting in on,
but running for President,
that's a sound investment?
Plus, I'd be planning
to spend on, you know,
making sure your history
was cleaned up.
The president, Willa. This is big.
Sure, but, you know,
nothing's more powerful than art.
No, sure, you know,
apart from the power
of the executive branch.
Drama can change minds.
Yeah, but not really.
I could outlaw drama.
I mean, I never would,
but I'm just illustrating
the power of the position.
-Okay.
-CONNOR: But, right. Art.
CAROLINE: Roman?
Meet Dennis Linton.
Dennis is police,
and he's also the...
the something commissioner?
Police and Crime Commissioner.
That's right.
Anyway, he knew your father and me
back when he was doing something
even more boring.
-lsn't that right, Denny?
-Oh, hey. Thanks for lookin' after us.
-Hey. Hey. How was it?
-Yeah?
-The launch.
-Uh, yeah, it, um...
(CELL PHONE CHIMING, VIBRATING)
-l'm sorry, what?
-How did it go?
He's been coordinating
a satellite launch.
-Fascinating.
-How did it go?
Uh, it, uh...
Great, actually. It went great.
-Yes?
-Yeah.
-This is amazing. Congratulations!
-Fantastic!
Thank you. Thanks. It's very exciting.
CAROLINE: Go ahead and get a drink.
-Oh, yeah.
-TABITHA: Let's celebrate.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
LOGAN: Well.
Look at you.
Logan. For tonight, shall we...
Oh! For tonight. For tonight...
-Can | top you up, sir?
-Nah.
What the fuck? Jerk!
Great.
Sorry, sir, I didn't mean to...
Well, you did, ya fucking prick.
Go on, fuck off.
Get out of here. Fuck off!
-Sir, I thought you said "yes"...
-Stop mumbling.
Don't look at me! Get the fuck out.
Where do you find these people, huh?
Amateurs.
I don't want to see him again.
Ever. Ever. Okay?
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Hey. Do you think maybe, you can
fetch me something stronger to...
-It would be my absolute pleasure.
-Thanks. Thank you.
Hey, what's up. Can I help?
Um, I'm very busy with, um...
On another matter,
but are you across this?
I've had 40 calls about the launch.
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
No, that's weird.
I haven't gotten any, I don't think.
-Yeah, it blew up.
-It blew up?
Yes, it exploded on the launch pad.
Um, okay. That's weird...
Um, yeah, wow,
they really should have told me that.
That's, um... (SIGHS) That's naughty.
Um, how bad is it? Is it bad?
I'll reiterate. It exploded.
(VOCALIZES EXPLOSION)
On the launch pad.
So, yeah, it's... I'd say that's bad.
Are there, like, um...
-Dead people?
-Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Yes, I mean, the scale means
there's likely casualties.
-lt's very unclear.
-Mmm-hmm.
Because I did put a lot of pressure
to accelerate the launch,
even though there were concerns.
-You did?
-I did, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I just thought it would be nice
for it happen on Shiv's wedding day,
like fireworks, like big fireworks?
-Well, you got that right.
-I'm just telling you,
because I sent
a lot of emails about it,
and I... You know, there's no use
hiding that, because...
I'm just saying.
I just want to say, I think it's
for you to know, as general counsel,
so, uh... So you can, um, protect me?
Well, I can try.
But fuck, you're looking at potential
corporate manslaughter.
If you can just sign there.
MAN: I give you, the bride and groom!
-(ALL APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
This has been a very memorable day,
a day that,
well, I 'II never forget
as long as I live.
And I wanted it to be perfect.
Perfect for Shiv.
And, it is.
No one... No one can ruin this.
It's, uh, wonderful to be surrounded
by those that we love, trust,
and hold very dear.
Because there is nothing
more important
than family.
So, to family!
ALL: To family! (APPLAUDING)
He's joking, right?
Excuse me.
-Oh.
-Um, hi. Um...
-So, how about we do London tomorrow?
-Mmm-hmm.
Okay. I put together
a list of, uh, investor calls.
Karl will make initial contact.
And a poison pill
should you consider it?
Yeah. I will have the options
for our poison piII defense.
-Good.
-So, you have the President in 25,
and the EU commissioner
in the morning.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-Have you told the others?
-The others?
The kids.
No. Is there an advantage?
No, I mean, just to, you know,
just to tell them.
Oh. Yeah.
-Yeah?
-Sure.
ROMAN: (ON MIC) I’d like
to welcome Tom to the family.
I don 't feel like I’m losing a sister.
I don 't feel like
I'm gaining a brother, either.
(LAUGHTER)
I don 't feel anything.
It’s a mental disorder. It’s called
"Borderline personality disorder".
Why is everybody laughing?
Who wants to hear about
the bachelorette party?
MAN: I do!
SHIV: Yeah?
Well, you're out of luck, ’cause,
uh, nothing happened, we just...
We knitted and made salads,
did some yoga.
And no one will tell you different,
because we killed the stripper.
(LAUGHTER)
But seriously, I would...
You know, I'd like to thank my dad
because I'm contractually obligated.
No, I would actually
like to thank you.
And, Tom, [would like to also thank
for being my rock.
-GUESTS: Aw.
-Aw.
(LAUGHTER)
You're a good guy, Wamsgans,
and I like hangin' out with you.
And so, here's a toast to me,
-and to Tom.
-(LAUGHTER)
-(APPLAUSE)
-(INDIST|NCT CHATTER)
CAROLINE: I just want to say
I know we haven ’t
always seen eye-to-eye,
but that's difficult
when your father's
stolen you away ’cross the Atlantic.
And I know you probably think
I’m deliberately
trying to make you cry,
or steal your limelight,
but I just wanted to tell you,
in front of everybody
that you’re special,
and, after my own fashion, I love you.
So, I just wanted
to say that in public,
because I’m getting on, and I
might not be in good enough health
to say it when you remarry.
(LAUGHTER)
I love my wife.
(CHUCKLES) And I just... I just
I just love saying the word "wife. "
H Wife. H
WOMAN: Yeah! That's right.
"Wife. " "VI/ife. Wife. "
"Wife, Wife, Wife, Wife, Wife. "
So, she's my wife,
And, um...
and she’s my life.
-And, uh...
-GUESTS: Aw.
And I'm gonna stop...
I’m gonna stop talking now,
because I feel, uh,
like I’m gonna cry,
and it would be crazy to cry,
because I'm so happy right now.
So, thank you all for coming,
and, uh, Have you all.
GUESTS: Aw.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Yeah, of course. I'm gonna sit down.
My feet are killing me.
Excuse me. Hey. Sorry.
Could I getjust a...
Yeah. Of course.
What was that text message
you sent before?
Some kind of anti-proposal?
"I won't do it, if you won't"?
Look, ljust spoke to Gil,
and it sounds like...
Well, he thought he was being
very subtle and all,
but something has happened,
and I wondered what the fuck that was.
Happened with what?
In terms of burying
whatever it is we know,
and not being afraid of ATN anymore.
Oh. Well,
that's an interesting perspective.
I brought you in. What did I do?
I'm gonna make him win.
He's gonna win, anyway.
I might not agree.
Well, yeah, look, um,
I don't want to play
the bleeding heart here,
but there is a reason I work with him,
and it's because of
inequality, and...
Oh! Inequality!
Well, if you can't handle it,
then fuck off.
Who are you?
I'm Shiv fucking Roy.
And I'm gonna have
two very grateful people,
the next president, and my father.
Honey. I'm sorry, honey.
I'm sorry, but you need
to talk to your brother.
Okay.
You all need to chat.
Hi. Excuse me.
Hey, Kenny,
can I grab a word with you?
I'm sorry, bro...
ldidn't give you the full...
Full picture.
Thanks, Con.
Right.
Okay. Okay.
So, what the fuck? Hmm?
Dad told us.
(SCOFFS) How could you?
It, uh... It was out of my hands.
(SCOFFING)
You're a real piece of work, man.
You act like you're a fuckin' guy,
like a decent guy, but you're...
you're a piece of shit, man.
Look.
-We can talk, yeah?
-Mmm-hmm.
There's no need to talk to me
like I'm, uh, the enemy.
Yeah, I think we get to talk to you
however we fuckin' want.
The fact is,
l was forced into this position
against my wishes, I didn't want to...
-(SHIV SCOFFING)
-ROMAN: Aw, Poor Kendall.
-Boo-fuckin'-hoo.
-KENDALL: Dude,
I'll answer any questions you have.
Great. I have a question.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm... I'm trying to save the company.
By fucking us. Forever.
Look, if this works,
which, uh, undoubtedly, it will,
you'll all be very, very, very rich,
and, uh, I hate to say it,
but maybe it's for the best
for this to no longer be
a family-run operation.
Well, no, because, for one thing,
our inheritance is all in stock,
so, if after this,
Kendall, the fact is,
right now, we're somebodies.
Any doofus can have
a few million bucks.
-Come on.
-SHIV: Come on?
You plotted a takeover!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
To fundamentally alter the nature
of the family on my wedding day?
Do you have any conception
of how goddamn selfish you are?
Okay, this isn't
about a fuckin' dress.
Oh, fuck off! I know it's not
about a fucking dress!
No, you know what,
it's not about a wedding dress.
This is about the future,
this is about our future,
this is about
the next thousand years!
The Thousand-Year Reich? Uh-huh.
That, uh...
That will endure for eternity.
I mean, wake up.
This is just a little maneuver.
Okay? You don't
need to get sentimental.
Sentimental?
You think this is us just being
sentimental, just for the hell of it?
The lack of thought
to do this to Dad today.
Come on, Shiv, let's not pretend.
Yeah? This isn't about Dad.
This is because you like the power.
It gets you close to the Hill.
And, Rome, you couldn't get
a job in a fuckin' burgerjoint,
let alone a Fortune 500,
without some nepotism.
And, Con,
you like the glamour it gives
to a fuckin' freak show
in the desert, okay?
No, Kenny, l couldjust do
with the assistance of the family firm
on my ambitions to become President.
That's it.
Right. Exactly.
You're all living
in a fuckin' dream world.
(LOGAN SIGHS)
So, (CLEARS THROAT)
how's the torture going?
ldon't have to... I'm...
I ought to go. I... (SIGHS)
I know what you're trying to do, okay?
I'm not gonna let you. I shouldn't
even talk to you right now.
I don't think there's any reason
not to, legal or othenrvise.
I'm not getting into it.
Uh-huh.
So, you don't think
that you owe us an explanation?
I don't owe you anything. No.
What have you had your entire life
that I didn't give you?
I'm not getting into it.
I'm doing this thing. Okay?
I don't owe you fucking anything.
I blame myself.
I spoiled you.
And now, you're fucked.
And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you're a hothouse flower,
that you're nothing.
You're curdled cream.
Maybe you should write a book,
or collect sports cars, or something.
But for the world? Nah.
I'm sorry. You're not made for it.
You're a fuckin' beast.
(BEEPS)
Yo, uh, do you have any more...
Uh-huh. Um...
You know, it's just that
tomorrow, maybe we should both...
We got a huge day tomorrow.
-Sure.
-Yeah.
You got, like, just a little, though,
in case, uh... in case
we want for tomorrow?
May... I don't know.
-You want to look?
-Are we good, man?
Are we good? Yeah. We're good.
-We're golden.
-Yeah? Because Sandy
wants us, uh, to check in at 2:00,
4:00, and 6:00, GMT.
Uh-huh.
Wise, wise.
Yeah, Icould just do
with a straightener.
Take the edge off.
Yeah, ljust don't...
I don't have any, man.
I'm sorry about that.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
ROMAN: ...for no reason.
CONNOR: Shit. Did anyone die?
Uh, I don't know. But it's fine.
It's gonna be fine. Nobody... Yeah.
I don't know.
Hey, were you... were you kidding
about the presidential thing?
No. Why?
-Why?
-Yeah.
Because, I mean, generally speaking,
people don't like you.
Shut up. Shut up. You're an idiot.
No, I could do thatjob.
I can do thatjob.
But why would you even...
Like, what do you want to do?
Well, lwould... lwould launch
a campaign against the Great Dangers.
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, what are the Great Dangers?
Honestly, this is from my readings,
and sadly, you can't say this,
because the permitted public debate
has shrunk to the size
of a fucking nut,
but, frankly, usury and onanism.
Usury and anun... Unoonan...
-(CHUCKLES)
-Usury and onanism.
Unsecured debt and masturbation.
The spilling of good seed.
That sounds dope.
Well, it's not for public consumption.
I mean, this is from my readings.
-Well, yes, of course. Obviously.
-Yeah.
-And I don't want to pay tax.
-Well, duh. Gerri!
CONNOR: You know?
Like a protest, like Thoreau.
He had it right, let me tell ya.
Did you hear yet?
Did you hear anything?
-About?
-Japan.
Like, how many, like...
How many died, how many did they find?
-Yeah, you didn't hear?
-No.
-none at all?
-No. Two guys lost thumbs,
and there might be
an arm they can't save,
but, uh, they might.
Oh, my God. So, you're... you're...
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
It's just an arm
and a couple of fucking thumbs?
-|t's so sad.
-Oh, my God. Jesus, no, that's great.
Not gonna ruin a party
over a couple of fuckin' thumbs.
-ROMAN: (LAUGHS) Nobody died!
-Hey, wait. Hey. Roman. How ya doin'?
-Uh, great.
-Listen, I'm sorry about Kendall...
No... That's... Hey. Guess...
Guess who just didn't kill anyone,
but maybe only lost
a couple of thumbs?
-l... I don't know.
-This guy.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, so, I heard.
-Yeah, well...
-I just want to say good luck.
-Good luck?
-Yeah.
You know, the place
has gotta change, I feel.
Like the old shit, the nasty politics,
the... like, the... the stuff
at the cruise lines?
You know about that?
Because I helped clean it up,
you know? But...
Hey, so, listen. Um...
(CHUCKLES)
Do you know
where I can, uh, find, uh...
I could use a little sumpin'-sumpin'.
I wish. But I, you know,
I made copies of a few key documents
related to all that stuff,
in case I got into any trouble at all?
So, lwouldjust think,
like, anybody would be wise
to keep me in a good role.
(CHUCKLES)
Greg the motherfuckin' Egg.
Look at you.
Uh, some guys smoke weed
around the back, I think might know.
You little Machiavellian fuck.
| see you, Greg. I like it.
Hell yeah.
Hey. Do you wanna talk about
how this takeover
affects you in the business?
-'Cause... Ow! God.
-You look amazing.
I mean, you're in on merit.
-But if it's successful...
-You look amazing.
...you know, it'll be tough,
but I think you're good.
-I don't really care about that.
-And you know what... You know what?
All I care about
is getting into this beautiful dress.
-And if Gil takes off...
-Can I rip it?
No. If Gil takes off,
I don't even know
if I want to go back inside,
especially now...
Shiv. Shh. Let's just fuck.
You're very fonrvard, sir.
-l'm very fonrvard?
-Yes.
You know, I don't care about our plan.
I didn't get married to you
for the plan,
or because, you know,
ljust... I know that
you're hard and you're tough,
but ljust want to get in,
I want in, I want in on you.
You know? Let's go to...
Let's go to fuckin' New Zealand,
become sheep farmers.
-(LAUGHS) Sheep farmers?
-Yeah.
-Can you scuba?
-You know I can scuba.
Well, let's go and teach scuba, then.
Let's get out!
You think? (LAUGHS)
Tom, I gotta tell you something.
And I should have told you before.
Uh...
I've had a little number.
You had a little number?
Yeah.
And, you know, because I thought
we were both grownups,
and we had an agreement
that we were gonna behave
in a very grownup manner.
Right. Did we?
Well, yeah, I mean,
I always implied, I thought.
Okay.
Do you want to say who?
You know, and if I've got it wrong,
then I'm really, truly fuckin' sorry.
Was it Nate?
I want everything to be
open and honest from now on.
Can I send him home?
-Yeah, sure.
-Good.
Tom.
I'm...
ljust think I'm just...
I'm just not sure I'm a good fit
for a monogamous marriage.
Right.
-Okay.
-ls it okay?
-ls that okay to say to you?
-Of course.
Yeah. I kinda wish, I guess,
maybe we'd talked about this
before our wedding night.
Yeah. Me, too.
ljust think, you know, lwas in such
a total mess when we hooked up,
and I needed you, so much,
I was in a very bad way,
and we've got the business angle
that works,
-we're good on that, we have a plan.
-Uh-huh.
But in terms of the relationship,
I'm just wondering
if there's an opportunity
for something different
from the whole box set death march.
The box set death march.
Yeah.
You know, just a different shape
of relationship.
It could be exciting.
Right. Maybe, I guess. Yeah.
-lt's exciting!
-lt's exciting.
Yeah! Because we've
torn everything else down.
Right? Love is
the last fridge magnet left.
Right. How do you mean?
Well, I mean that love is, (STAMMERS)
it's like 28 different things,
and they all get lumped in together
in this one sack,
and there's a lot of things
in that sack,
it needs to get emptied out.
There's fear, and jealousy,
and revenge,
control,
and they all get wrapped up
in really nice fuckin' wrapping paper,
and itjust looks
really lovely and nice,
-but when you open it up...
-No, no. You're right.
It is. It's...
Love. It's bullshit.
Yes!
But I do love you.
I love you, too. Fuck.
Fuck!
-I want to get this dress off!
-Get the dress off!
Hey.
Hey.
What's up, man?
What you, uh...
What you got goin' on back here?
-Nothin'.
-No, it's cool, it's cool.
You can just smell it from down there.
It smells like the kind bud.
Uh-huh.
Hey, didn't I see you
get some shit earlier?
You okay? My dad's a fuckin' bastard.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
No, yeah, it's cool. They paid me up.
-For like the whole shift?
-Yeah.
And a sweetener.
-Nice.
-lt's actually pretty good,
'cause now I can just go home.
-Nice. Nice.
-Yeah.
Uh...
Dude, would it be weird to ask if...
Oh, do you want a smoke?
-Uh, yeah, sure.
-Here.
But, uh... But also, you know,
for the party, like,
big party tonight,
and, uh, ljust wondered,
you don't have a connection
for some powder, do you?
(CHUCKLING) Uh...
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
(UPTOWN GIRL PLAYING)
And also, I'm probably
not the right strategist for you.
Would you consider yourself
a Democrat?
Now, don't box me in, Nate.
Hey, dude. Hey. Can I get in?
Hey. Um, we'rejust, uh, talkin'.
-Whatever.
-Yeah.
Okay. TBC.
(CHUCKLES) Okay. All right.
-Hey, man.
-Hey, man. How are you?
I'm good. What a... What a night.
-Yeah? I know.
-Lovely.
Hey, listen, I'm so sorry,
but, uh, there seems to be a little
mix-up in your accommodation.
-Oh, right.
-Yeah.
I'm sorry,
but there's nowhere for you to stay.
Okay, well,
I'm sure I'll figure something out.
Right. But it might be smart for you
to leave directly,
-to find something.
-Are you serious?
Yeah. I'm serious.
| get the message. It's fine. Okay.
Let's just keep things cool,
I think you need to stay calm.
We're grownups, Shiv's a grownup...
I think you need to go fuck yourself.
And if I ever see you
in the same room as Shiv again,
I will pay men to break your legs.
And if I go to jail, which I won't,
so be it.
Okay. Fine. Um...
Fine. I'm gonna head out,
I'm just gonna finish this...
My mom and dad
made a contribution to the wine,
so, I'd really rather
you didn't drink anymore.
-Are you kidding?
-Excuse me. Thank you.
Put it back, Nate.
-Come on.
-Put it back, Nate.
Put my fuckin' wine back. Now.
Put it the fuck back.
There you go.
Don't make a fuckin' mess.
(SNIFFING)
(COUGHING) Oh.
Yep. (CHUCKLES)
(SNIFFS)
Wait, I... Hang on. What is this?
-Ket.
-Oh, no.
Special K.
No, I need a different...
different vibe tonight.
-Oh.
-I was after some coke.
Oh.
I mean, I know someone,
but, no, this is ket.
Right. But... But you know someone?
-Yeah.
-Let's, um... Let's go for it.
-ls that cool?
-Okay,
I don't know
if I should drive right away.
No? I can drive.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, sure.
-Okay.
-I'm good.
Okay.
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
-You okay, bud?
-l'm fine.
Okay.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
You Okay, bud? Hey. Buddy?
Gonna be able to find the way?
Yeah.
Let's get some air in here, yeah?
(GEARS GRINDING)
You all right there?
Yup, just fuckin' stick shift.
You're used to an automatic?
Uh-huh.
Plus, I don't drive that much.
-No? Why not?
-Because I'm incredibly rich,
and I mostly get driven everywhere.
-You're incredibly rich?
-That's right.
I am fuckin' loaded beyond
your wildest imagination.
-How much further is this?
-Should I kidnap you?
Yeah, if you could fuckin' walk,
you should kidnap me. (CHUCKLES)
-I know a house.
-Oh, you know a house?
Like a place to fuckin' keep me?
(LAUGHS)
Yeah.
It's got a cow shed.
Uh-huh.
I could keep you in there.
It's only got a corrugated iron roof,
so, it's gonna be fuckin' cold.
Hey, I mean, what do you care?
Yeah, exactly.
Look out!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GURGUNG)
(GASPING)
(COUGHING)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(GASPING)
-(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING IN DISTANCE)
(GRUNTING)
Argh.
(I GOTTA FEELING PLAYING)
-Hello.
-Hi, Mom.
Naughty one.
Roman told me.
Oh, right.
I don't think any the worse of you.
-NO?
-No.
Well, good.
Have a dance. Go on.
Rory, have a dance.
-Hey, man. You good?
-Yeah.
Why don't you just leave us.
Thanks. Bye. Bye.
-Hey. Hey!
-Hey, Con.
You holding court over here?
I am talking with two beautiful women,
yes, I am.
Hi. Kendall. Nice to meet you.
-My brother, Kendall.
-Hi.
Yeah.
Hey, listen, I'm sorry.
-You know, about, uh...
-Yeah.
lam.
Okay.
(I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY PLAYING)
Oh!
Hey!
Hey. Come here, buddy. Give me a hug.
What are you guys doing up?
It's way past your bedtime.
-Couldn't sleep.
-We slept this afternoon.
Oh, you're jet-lagged, yeah?
Where have you been?
Look at you two.
Hey, they were lookin' for ya.
-Yeah.
-They want to dance.
-You guys look great.
-You wanna dance?
Look at you goobers.
(STATIC ON RADIO)
WOMAN: A flat, lsuppose.
MAN: You mean you like it?
WOMAN: Why, yes, as a flat.
MAN: And a flat's
what we’re looking for.
Darling, do be sensible.
In a year's time...
Well, two year’s, yes,
but we think about mortgages
and things, but...
And I’ll work up the strength
for the traveling bit,
but we're gonna need
all available cash for Helen!
WOMAN: All right, darling.
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Bad news about my hymen.
Yo? It's gone.
Hi, Kendall.
-Hey, Kenny.
-WOMAN: Morning, Kendall.
Good to see ya.
ROMAN: Morning, Mr. Fuckface.
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey.
-Yo.
-You good?
-Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
-Little hung over.
-(CHUCKLES) Good, Okay.
Yeah, kind of a weird... weird vibe
with the, uh, with the service folks,
like the Hobbit-y people?
Um, there's like, I guess, a caterer,
a guy, like, got in a crash,
and was high,
or, like, I don't know, nobody knows.
But some bad shit went down.
-Really.
-Yeah.
But the word is, like, the family...
The family line, is that we're
not gonna let it spoil anything.
-Right. Oh, good.
-You know?
-Good.
-Yeah.
But, uh, he...
So, um, is he okay?
He... I guess he died.
Wow.
Yeah. Bad shit. Really sad.
How's the scrambled egg?
Has it congealed?
What's that?
GREG: How's that scrambled egg?
It's been sittin' there
for like an hour.
Kendall, Logan wants a word with you.
-Hey, son.
-Hey.
LOGAN: Thanks, Col.
Sit.
You want something?
Oh, no, I'm good. I... ljust, uh...
I'm good.
Did you have an acceptable evening?
Uh, uh-huh.
Ya know.
l was up all night,
organizing my defense.
Right.
I don't know if you know,
but the caterer I had an issue with,
died last night.
Oh, that's terrible.
-Did you know?
-l...
I knew. I knew because
ljust found out.
But it's a shock.
Uh-huh.
So, our guys, uh,
one of our guys,
found a keycard to your room
near where this kid
went into the water.
Oh...
Yeah.
-Maybe he, uh...
-And, uh...
-Maybe he...
-Amir saw you...
last night, rather damp.
The police are here with Caroline.
We just want you to check
if you had anything stolen last night.
I don't think so.
Maybe you should check again.
Um...
LOGAN: This kid,
I think he might have been a thief
who broke into your room,
-and took your card.
-Right.
Let me handle this.
I know the guys, they know our guys,
they're good guys,
so, we'll let them know
what was taken.
Okay. Right.
(STAMMERING) Dad, I...
Yeah. This has been quite stressful.
Why don't you get in my car,
and we'll drive you to the plane.
And then you can relax.
Um...
I... (CHUCKLES) I don't know...
LOGAN: Yeah, yeah,
I think that would be good.
Right. I... I mean, uh,
(SWALLOWING)
nobody did anything wrong,
and, uh, ya know,
it sounds like, so...
Mmm.
Yeah.
Tell Sandy you're out.
Tell Stewy the thing
looks like a shit show.
Go to the desert, dry yourself out.
You have not been yourself.
There's nothing... I don't...
I don't think, um...
And I wasn't there, so...
This could be the defining moment
of your life.
It'd eat everything.
A rich kid kills a boy.
-You'd never be anything else.
-(SNIFFLING)
Or, you know,
it could be what it should be,
nothing at all.
A sad little detail
at a lovely wedding,
where father and son are reconciled.
(SOBBING)
You're my boy.
You're my number one boy.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no. Colin?
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)