Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 12 - Restaurant Wars - full transcript
Steven settles a rivalry between owners.
♪ We
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
♪ Amethyst
♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
Give... me...
the...
Just hurry up and say it,
Steven.
Mm, actually...
what else you got?
You could order actual fries.
Nah. Let's really try and shake
things up today.
I want to order
"off menu."
You always order
off menu, Steven.
Let me see what I can find.
I'll be back in a sec.
I really appreciate it!
Steven!
Check this out!
Boom!
Mozzarella sticks!
With all the fixin's?!
I can't believe it either!
They were way back in the
freezer for some reason.
Feels good to fry something else
for a change.
Thanks, Peedee.
Steven!
What is this?!
Um...
Bread...
cheese...
marinara sauce!
The basic elements of a pizza!
Where did it come from?
Mm.
Fryman...
infringing on my business.
I have been ready for this day!
"Now serving fries!"?!
So... it begins anew.
Eh, Kofi?
Just like old times, Fryman.
Kofi!
Fryman!
Res-tau-rant
wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!
Oh!
Too many carbs.
Peedee?
Don't look at me, Steven.
But...
I said, don't look at me!
W-What happened?
I violated the food treaty.
What do you mean?
Years ago...
my dad and Kofi
signed an agreement
to not steal each
other's business,
but when I fried up
those mozzarella sticks,
I re-ignited
the hot oil of war.
Don't blame yourself.
I was the one who wanted
to shake things up.
Oh, yeah.
It's your fault.
Hey, Steven!
As a valued customer,
I want to know your thoughts
on our new menu item...
deep-fried pizza.
A-Actually, could I just
get some fries?
Sorry, we're all out of fries.
What?!
Even the bits?!
We have pizza bits now.
But how can you guys
be out of fries?
This is the Fry Shop!
You're Fryman!
Look at your hair.
What about my hair?
I can't connect to
Fish Stew Pizza's Wi-Fi!
Hey, you got no time
for Interneting.
You're doing deliveries now.
But I don't even have a car!
You got those wheelie shoes,
don't ya?
Yeah.
Jenny, you're working
the counter?
I know, right?
Things have been crazy since
the war has been back on!
The phones have been ringing
off the hook.
I'll get it!
Thanks for calling
Fish Stew Pizza.
We do fries now.
Anyway, I'm obligated
to tell you
about our special
new menu item...
French-fried pizza
with a French-fried crust
and twice-baked French fries
on the side.
'Cause we do fries now.
I'd rather just have my usual...
Steven!
Oh. Hey, Kofi.
Before you place your order,
you must sign these papers...
and pledge your allegiance
to Fish Stew Pizza!
Not only that, you'll be issued
a brand-new, permanent,
pizza-eater card!
Aah!
Steven!
Come back!
Hey, Steven, y-you forgot
your pizza bits!
What? Aah!
Steven, let me reward you
for being such a good customer!
Aah!
What have I done?!
Thank you all for coming.
Ronaldo...
Kiki... Jenny...
and Peedee, I've called you all
here tonight because...
this war between your parents
has to stop!
Steven, how do you think
we feel?!
Do you know how many metal
concerts I've missed
because of this war?
How many?
Mm, like... one.
Do you know how much blogging
I haven't been able to do?!
I don't,
but this is all my fault!
If only my taste buds weren't
so adventurous.
But I promise to find a way
to work this out!
How?
There's no end in sight
to all this fighting.
Hmm.
We need to stop this hate
with some sort of opposite
of hate.
Ronaldo!
Hmm?
- Kiki!
- Hmm?
You're sitting
next to each other.
Where are you going
with this, Steven?
You guys should pretend
to be in love!
There won't be any time
for fighting
if your families have to plan
a wedding together!
Well...
I guess we could try?
Anything to get this war
over with.
All right!
We'll fight this war
with the power of love!
No way!
We can't do this because I...
have a girlfriend.
Where's she at, though?
You said what I was thinking.
Okay, you don't have to pretend
to get married.
Just pretend to be in love
long enough
to get this feud over with.
I...
got a bad feeling about this.
Shut up, Ronaldo!
Nothing bad is going to happen,
and you'll get to spend time
with the cutest girl
in Beach City.
Ah, Kiki, my darling!
Oh, Ronaldo, my sweet!
My dear, sweet Kiki,
who I love with all my blog.
What the...
Oh, Ronaldo,
you're so sweet and quirky
in a way I can tolerate.
Kiki, why aren't you in here,
working your shift?!
Yeah, come on, Ronaldo.
We got customers
to take care of.
But, Dad, ever since
this war started,
I've had to spend
countless hours
away from my beloved Kiki.
What?!
What?!
It's true.
The only way for us to be
together is if we quit working!
Are you telling me that you two
are involved in
a romantic relationship?!
That's right, Steven.
We have been for some time now.
Mm-hmm!
You two are only hugging, right?
Uh, yes, sir!
Just hugs and longing looks!
Well, Kofi,
love is a beautiful thing.
Yes, love is beautiful.
We must end this feud in order
for this love to blossom.
Yeah!
The restaurant war
is officially over!
Ronaldo?
I come all this way to return
your "Koala Princess" DVDs,
only to find you
with another girl?
Wha-a-a-a-a-t?!
Jane, my sweet,
this was all just a trick
to get my dad to stop selling
mozzarella sticks!
Save it for your blog...
Keep Beach City Single!
Jane, my ohime sama!
Ohh!
The deal is off!
Fine by me!
Peedee, fire up those fryers!
Kiki, pick up the phone!
Jane!
Ugh, what are we gonna do?!
Mm...
Peedee said the last time
the war ended
because your dad and his dad
came together to sign a treaty.
How did that happen?
Well, you know
where Suitcase Sam's is?
It used to be a restaurant
called The Everything Buffet.
Oh, yeah!
They sold everything!
But it wrecked
the boardwalk's economy!
Not one store could compete.
But just when everyone thought
all hope was lost,
our dad and Fryman teamed up
and ran them out of town.
Hmm.
Another restaurant, eh?
I think I have a plan.
Welcome to the grand opening
of Steven's.
Right this way.
♪ La, la-la, la, la, la
Hmm, nice ambiance.
It's all right.
There are not enough tables!
There are just enough
tables, Daddy.
M La, la-la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la
Hello, gentlemen.
May I take your order?
I'm full...
of sadness!
I will have the Fantastic Fries.
Order taken.
I bet they're not
as fantastic as ours.
And for you?
I will have the Pizza Bagel!
I doubt a Pizza Bagel can beat
pizza that isn't on a bagel.
Ah, let's see.
Wonderful...
two of our best dishes.
Our only dishes.
Amethyst, order up!
Fire one fry and one pizza!
Yes, Chef!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Here's your order, sir.
Pizza on a bagel, indeed!
And for you, sir.
Uh, can I get some ketchup?
Sorry, no additions
or substitutions.
This place is all talk.
You can't have fries
without ketchup.
The ketchup...
is inside the fries?!
Heh.
There's cream cheese
in this pizza bagel.
It adds a whole other level
of flavor!
And with pizza on a bagel,
you can eat pizza anytime!
It's amazing!
It's genius!
Mm-hmm!
Hmm.
Ah, gentlemen,
I hope you enjoyed your meal.
Is there something
I can help you with?
Steven, we didn't want to have
to do this, but...
Please, shut this place down!
What's this?
You want me to close
my lovely establishment?
Steven, we're begging you!
We can't compete with a place
like this!
You'll drive us out of business!
There's already a line!
I'll close up shop
under one condition.
Anything!
Stop this foolish war!
Cook for yourselves and the good
of the boardwalk!
No more cooking
out of hate and spite!
Let's just do what we do best!
Agreed!
Good job, Daddy.
Do you hear that, Ronaldo?
The war's over!
Glad that's settled.
Y'all help me
clean this place up.
Sorry.
We on break.
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
♪ Amethyst
♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
Give... me...
the...
Just hurry up and say it,
Steven.
Mm, actually...
what else you got?
You could order actual fries.
Nah. Let's really try and shake
things up today.
I want to order
"off menu."
You always order
off menu, Steven.
Let me see what I can find.
I'll be back in a sec.
I really appreciate it!
Steven!
Check this out!
Boom!
Mozzarella sticks!
With all the fixin's?!
I can't believe it either!
They were way back in the
freezer for some reason.
Feels good to fry something else
for a change.
Thanks, Peedee.
Steven!
What is this?!
Um...
Bread...
cheese...
marinara sauce!
The basic elements of a pizza!
Where did it come from?
Mm.
Fryman...
infringing on my business.
I have been ready for this day!
"Now serving fries!"?!
So... it begins anew.
Eh, Kofi?
Just like old times, Fryman.
Kofi!
Fryman!
Res-tau-rant
wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!
Oh!
Too many carbs.
Peedee?
Don't look at me, Steven.
But...
I said, don't look at me!
W-What happened?
I violated the food treaty.
What do you mean?
Years ago...
my dad and Kofi
signed an agreement
to not steal each
other's business,
but when I fried up
those mozzarella sticks,
I re-ignited
the hot oil of war.
Don't blame yourself.
I was the one who wanted
to shake things up.
Oh, yeah.
It's your fault.
Hey, Steven!
As a valued customer,
I want to know your thoughts
on our new menu item...
deep-fried pizza.
A-Actually, could I just
get some fries?
Sorry, we're all out of fries.
What?!
Even the bits?!
We have pizza bits now.
But how can you guys
be out of fries?
This is the Fry Shop!
You're Fryman!
Look at your hair.
What about my hair?
I can't connect to
Fish Stew Pizza's Wi-Fi!
Hey, you got no time
for Interneting.
You're doing deliveries now.
But I don't even have a car!
You got those wheelie shoes,
don't ya?
Yeah.
Jenny, you're working
the counter?
I know, right?
Things have been crazy since
the war has been back on!
The phones have been ringing
off the hook.
I'll get it!
Thanks for calling
Fish Stew Pizza.
We do fries now.
Anyway, I'm obligated
to tell you
about our special
new menu item...
French-fried pizza
with a French-fried crust
and twice-baked French fries
on the side.
'Cause we do fries now.
I'd rather just have my usual...
Steven!
Oh. Hey, Kofi.
Before you place your order,
you must sign these papers...
and pledge your allegiance
to Fish Stew Pizza!
Not only that, you'll be issued
a brand-new, permanent,
pizza-eater card!
Aah!
Steven!
Come back!
Hey, Steven, y-you forgot
your pizza bits!
What? Aah!
Steven, let me reward you
for being such a good customer!
Aah!
What have I done?!
Thank you all for coming.
Ronaldo...
Kiki... Jenny...
and Peedee, I've called you all
here tonight because...
this war between your parents
has to stop!
Steven, how do you think
we feel?!
Do you know how many metal
concerts I've missed
because of this war?
How many?
Mm, like... one.
Do you know how much blogging
I haven't been able to do?!
I don't,
but this is all my fault!
If only my taste buds weren't
so adventurous.
But I promise to find a way
to work this out!
How?
There's no end in sight
to all this fighting.
Hmm.
We need to stop this hate
with some sort of opposite
of hate.
Ronaldo!
Hmm?
- Kiki!
- Hmm?
You're sitting
next to each other.
Where are you going
with this, Steven?
You guys should pretend
to be in love!
There won't be any time
for fighting
if your families have to plan
a wedding together!
Well...
I guess we could try?
Anything to get this war
over with.
All right!
We'll fight this war
with the power of love!
No way!
We can't do this because I...
have a girlfriend.
Where's she at, though?
You said what I was thinking.
Okay, you don't have to pretend
to get married.
Just pretend to be in love
long enough
to get this feud over with.
I...
got a bad feeling about this.
Shut up, Ronaldo!
Nothing bad is going to happen,
and you'll get to spend time
with the cutest girl
in Beach City.
Ah, Kiki, my darling!
Oh, Ronaldo, my sweet!
My dear, sweet Kiki,
who I love with all my blog.
What the...
Oh, Ronaldo,
you're so sweet and quirky
in a way I can tolerate.
Kiki, why aren't you in here,
working your shift?!
Yeah, come on, Ronaldo.
We got customers
to take care of.
But, Dad, ever since
this war started,
I've had to spend
countless hours
away from my beloved Kiki.
What?!
What?!
It's true.
The only way for us to be
together is if we quit working!
Are you telling me that you two
are involved in
a romantic relationship?!
That's right, Steven.
We have been for some time now.
Mm-hmm!
You two are only hugging, right?
Uh, yes, sir!
Just hugs and longing looks!
Well, Kofi,
love is a beautiful thing.
Yes, love is beautiful.
We must end this feud in order
for this love to blossom.
Yeah!
The restaurant war
is officially over!
Ronaldo?
I come all this way to return
your "Koala Princess" DVDs,
only to find you
with another girl?
Wha-a-a-a-a-t?!
Jane, my sweet,
this was all just a trick
to get my dad to stop selling
mozzarella sticks!
Save it for your blog...
Keep Beach City Single!
Jane, my ohime sama!
Ohh!
The deal is off!
Fine by me!
Peedee, fire up those fryers!
Kiki, pick up the phone!
Jane!
Ugh, what are we gonna do?!
Mm...
Peedee said the last time
the war ended
because your dad and his dad
came together to sign a treaty.
How did that happen?
Well, you know
where Suitcase Sam's is?
It used to be a restaurant
called The Everything Buffet.
Oh, yeah!
They sold everything!
But it wrecked
the boardwalk's economy!
Not one store could compete.
But just when everyone thought
all hope was lost,
our dad and Fryman teamed up
and ran them out of town.
Hmm.
Another restaurant, eh?
I think I have a plan.
Welcome to the grand opening
of Steven's.
Right this way.
♪ La, la-la, la, la, la
Hmm, nice ambiance.
It's all right.
There are not enough tables!
There are just enough
tables, Daddy.
M La, la-la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la
Hello, gentlemen.
May I take your order?
I'm full...
of sadness!
I will have the Fantastic Fries.
Order taken.
I bet they're not
as fantastic as ours.
And for you?
I will have the Pizza Bagel!
I doubt a Pizza Bagel can beat
pizza that isn't on a bagel.
Ah, let's see.
Wonderful...
two of our best dishes.
Our only dishes.
Amethyst, order up!
Fire one fry and one pizza!
Yes, Chef!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Here's your order, sir.
Pizza on a bagel, indeed!
And for you, sir.
Uh, can I get some ketchup?
Sorry, no additions
or substitutions.
This place is all talk.
You can't have fries
without ketchup.
The ketchup...
is inside the fries?!
Heh.
There's cream cheese
in this pizza bagel.
It adds a whole other level
of flavor!
And with pizza on a bagel,
you can eat pizza anytime!
It's amazing!
It's genius!
Mm-hmm!
Hmm.
Ah, gentlemen,
I hope you enjoyed your meal.
Is there something
I can help you with?
Steven, we didn't want to have
to do this, but...
Please, shut this place down!
What's this?
You want me to close
my lovely establishment?
Steven, we're begging you!
We can't compete with a place
like this!
You'll drive us out of business!
There's already a line!
I'll close up shop
under one condition.
Anything!
Stop this foolish war!
Cook for yourselves and the good
of the boardwalk!
No more cooking
out of hate and spite!
Let's just do what we do best!
Agreed!
Good job, Daddy.
Do you hear that, Ronaldo?
The war's over!
Glad that's settled.
Y'all help me
clean this place up.
Sorry.
We on break.