Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 13 - Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - full transcript

Restaurant Wars: Steven must help the Frymans and the Pizzas settle a reignited rivalry between their restaurants. / Kiki's Pizza Service Delivery: Steven saves Kiki from some delicious nightmares.

♪ We ♪
♪ Are the crystal ♪

♪ Gems ♪

♪ We'll always save the day ♪

♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

♪ Always find a way ♪

♪ That's why the people ♪

♪ Of this world ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Amethyst ♪

♪ And Pearl ♪

And Steven!



Two forks, it's fancy.

Mm-hmm.

Some mood lighting.

Some classy decor.

There! Mwah!

This is so nice!

Pizza time!

Kiki!
Ha ha!

Hey, Steven!

Cheddar cheese crust
with double pepperoni?

Oh, thanks!

But doesn't Jenny
usually do deliveries?

I had to take double duty today

because Jenny busted
the pizza car.



What?!
Yeah.

Who knew blasting one
of sour cream's mix tapes

could blow out the tires?

Well, his drops
are pretty dirty.

Guess so.

Anyways, it means I've got
to deliver all these orders

by foot while Jenny takes
the car to the shop.

Oh?

Looks fancy!

You having anybody
cute over, Steven?

You mean, besides me?

I'm taking some "me" time.
You want in?

Thanks, Steven, but I still
have to run around town

and deliver all these pizzas.

There's a lot of other people
having "me" time tonight.

But it's all right,
I love running!

Anyways, got to get back to it!

Later, Steven!

See ya!

Poor Kiki.

Pizza time!

Whoo!

Yeah, whoo!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Whoo-hoo!

Those initials are looking
pretty slick, Steven.

Whoa!

Cool!
A pizza dream!

Hey, look!
It's cheese me!

Oh, gross!

Ew, ew!

Kiki?!
Are you all right?

My leg!

What was that thing?!

Keep going!
It won't give up!

Wha?!

I'll take care of this!

Steven, be careful!

Don't worry about me!

Anything is possible
when you have

rockets for bones!

Steven, that was so brave!

Well, it's cheddar than nothing!

Oh, hey, dog-copter.

See ya, dream Kiki!

Oh, okay.
See you, dream Steven!

Dream Steven!

Man, I can't wait to tell
Kiki about my weird...

Please, Kiki,
just one more time?

I seriously
can't miss this show.

It's Uber Rage's first concert

back in the States
since they got banned!

Jenny, I'm not sure.

I've covered for you
for almost two weeks now!

Kiki, seriously, this concert
is gonna change my life!

And the ticket was, like, $40!

Is that a lot for a concert?

It's...
more than average?

Okay, I'll cover you.

Yes!

That's why you're
my favorite twin!

I'm your only twin.

Mwah! I'll get you a shirt
or something.

Hey, Steven!

Oh, and don't tell dad!

That was really nice of you!

Yep, that's me...
the nice one.

I came here to tell you
I had the craziest dream

about you last night, Kiki!

I was flying around,

and I pulled you out of
an ocean of cheese!

And then these hands formed
and came after you.

And then you saved me
and flew off on a rocket dog?

"Dream Kiki" was you?

"Dream Steven" was you?!

I'm... I'm so sorry!

I didn't mean to go
into your mind, I...

No, this is great!

You're not mad?

Steven, I always
have that dream,

and I always drown!

I haven't gotten a good
night's sleep in weeks!

You're my total hero, Steven.
Can you do it again?

Oh...

Of course!
I'd really love to help!

Thank goodness!
Because...

I seriously have that dream,
like, every single night.

Oh, I got to go!

Seriously, Steven,
thank you so much!

See you later!

In your dreams!

Ha ha! Nice!

I'm a dream warrior!

Hey, Kiki!

It's time to cut the cheese!

Hyah!

Wow!



Dream warrior!
Dream warrior!

Prepare yourself...

for my grate-est technique yet!

Hyah!

Whoa!

Dream warrior.

Dream warrior...

Dream warrior...

Aah!

Here I come.

Hey, Kiki.

- Huh?
- Steven?

Kiki?

You're upside down!

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, like a baby.
What's happening?

Here.

Pizza?
For breakfast?

It's 3:00.

Oh.

More of
a late-afternoon lunch.

Delicious.

Steven?

Kiki, you got to quit your job!

What?

I think you have a serious
problem with pizza.

I don't have a problem
with pizza.

I don't know, Kiki,
I think you do!

I'm sorry.
I... I didn't mean to yell.

No, it's okay.
I get it.

I've been asking
too much of you.

I just wish these dreams
would stop.

Maybe we've been going
about this all wrong.

What do you mean?
Hmm.

We've just been looking at
the toppings of the problem.

We've got to track this
back to the sauce!

But after this,
I can't help you anymore, okay?

I'm just too tired.

I understand.

All right.

Tonight, we end these nightmares

once and for all!



You ready, Steven?

Time to cut the cheese.

Shing!

Sorry for using
the same pun twice.

That's not a pun,
but I forgive you!

Huh?

We can't keep fighting off
the cheese...

it just won't stop!

You're right!

We got to find out where all
this cheese is coming from!

Oh! Oh!

Look!
Huh?

Whoa!

It's me?

Now, that is nasty.

Aah! Anchovies!

And pepperanhas!

Ahh.
That was close!

Who's that?!

They sound like they're in pain!

We got to find them!

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Jenny? Jenny?

Kiki!

I'm here, Jenny!

Oh!

Oh, no!
I'll help you, Kiki!

Wait, I think she's trying
to tell me something!

Kiki...
What is it, Jenny?

Thanks for delivering
all those pizzas for me.

Oh, it's okay.
I totally don't mind.

That's what twins are for.

Whoa!

Kiki, you're lying!

What?
You totally do mind!

Aaagh!
It doesn't matter!

Yes, it does!

Your feelings matter,
just tell her "no."

Ugh, I... I can't!
Why not?

I...
I don't want to let her down!

I'm her favorite twin!

When I said I couldn't help you
anymore after this,

you understood!

But this is different,
she's my sister!

That's right!
And she cares about you, too!

Do you think she'd want
to put you through this?

No.

Does she even know this
is happening to you?

No.

You got to tell her!

Hey, Kiki,

I want to ask you something.

There's gonna be
a really cool cheese rave

in the pizza cave tonight.

I have to be there.

Will you cover for me again?

No!

Okay, fine.



You did it!

Yeah!
All the cheese is gone!

Well, most of it.

Man, dreams are weird.

Yeah.

They sure are.

Hi, Jenny.

Oh, hey, Steven.

Is Kiki around?

I wanted to see
if she's doing okay.

I just spent all night

helping her fight
her inner cheese demons.

I don't know what that means,
but Kiki is fine.

She's taking the day off.

This morning,
we had a twin talk.

She said I was using up
all her "me" time,

and I was like, if you're just
gonna spend your "me" time

running anyway, you might as
well carry some pizzas for me.

But I can't say no
to my favorite twin.

So where is she?



She deserves a break after
working so hard for me.

Right, Steven?

Steven?

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