Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - Beach City Drift - full transcript
Steven and Connie come across an old enemy from way back when and try to beat him in his game
♪ We ♪
♪ are the crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
♪ Amethyst ♪
♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
They told me
there wasn't enough room
on the road for the universe.
And I told them,
the universe is my road.
Vroom, vroom!
Steven?
Steven?
Oh, hey, Connie!
Thanks for letting me
practice, dad.
This car's great!
But I think it might be
too small to live in.
Ah, the Van's
still home sweet home.
I just thought now that
I'm swimming in dough,
why not get a new car?
A new car?
But it's got this big
"used" sticker on it.
I like to think of it as more
"experience" than "used."
This baby's a dondai supremo
from the era of frosted tips,
mood rings, slap bracelets.
You know,
before you kids were born.
What a time to be alive.
I've had my eye on the dondai
since way back when.
I loved that car.
I wanted that car.
Also, these things are crazy
on the road.
Front wheel suspension,
tons of ponies.
But best of all...
It has a tape deck!
♪
Give me a wash, old man.
Uh, right away, young man.
Is that...?
Kevin!
I didn't say iron the socks.
I said I want my socks pressed.
Whoa... wait, wait.
Careful with the tires, grandpa.
I got a big race today,
and my car has to look
as beautiful as me.
Back off, Kevin!
He's not a grandpa!
He's just a regular pa!
Have we met before?
I think I'd remember
a twerp like you.
You do remember a twerp like me!
You... you just look like
another guy we know.
That's impossible.
There's only one...
Kevin.
Hey!
He forgot to...
Eh, what do I care?
I'm rich.
I hate Kevin!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch the four letters,
schtuball.
Hate's a strong word.
It's a strong feeling, too.
Do you know that guy?
Well, kinda.
When we fused into stevonnie,
we met him at the dance and...
he was a creep!
Steven!
That's five letters!
He kept asking us
to dance with him,
even though we said no.
It was really...
Uncomfortable.
He didn't even care about
how we felt... at all!
I had no idea that happened.
I'm really sorry.
That guy, he's not even worth
the time of day.
Don't even give him
the satisfaction
of thinking about him.
Thanks, Mr. universe.
Still mad about Kevin?
Yes.
Me too.
You don't seem mad.
I'm thinking mad.
I still feel like
there's something big
I want to say to him, you know?
Something to make him think,
like we're thinking.
Yeah. Too bad we can't just race
against him...
to use the first place ribbon
to wipe that smug look
off his face!
But we're kids.
Kids can't drive.
That's against the law.
We weren't kids
when we met Kevin.
I smell what you're steppin' in.
Ew.
Ugh! My practice
didn't pay off at all!
That was so bad!
I know, baby, I'm the worst.
Anyone else
think they can beat me
and my himitsu x-12
on the downhill course,
step right up.
Come on, how am I going
to get a cool-down lap
if no one wants to go?
I'll race you!
Huh?
Ah! Aah!
Ha!
Is that a '96 supremo?
Uh...
I think it's a dondai?
A supremo is a dondai!
Wow. Really?
Are you saying you don't know
the true power of the supremo?
- Uh...
- Ha!
That's why I knew those brats
at the car wash...
they're you!
Your whole "two kids in a
beautiful trench coat" routine
won't fool me this time,
so don't even try it!
You don't know what
you're talking about.
I'll show you what I'm made of
when I beat you at this race!
Heh.
I see what's going on here.
Do you?
You've had a taste of Kevin,
and now you're obsessed.
What?
I get it.
I have that effect on people.
It's cute.
But aren't I a little old
for you?
Gah!
Do you want to race or not?
The start is at the top
of the mountain.
We go when the clock
strikes the hour.
First one to the bottom wins.
But you don't have to worry
about that last part.
Ah.
That guy is going down.
You know, this mountain pass
has some really beautiful views.
Shame you'll only be seeing
my tail lights the whole time.
You wish.
It's Kevin time.
Shoot!
♪
Hm.
I won't let you win!
Ha ha!
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
This is it!
Are they gonna crash?
No!
We're about to witness
the true power of the supremo!
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Huh?
So you do know how
to use that thing.
I know you want to be close,
but this is a little clingy.
Ugh.
Feel like giving up yet?
Oh!
Why do you have to be
such a jerk all the time?
The truth is
I don't mean to be this way.
I-I just lash out
because of my little brother.
He's sick.
Been sick all our lives.
Sometimes I think
if I act real cool
and never let anyone
see my pain,
then maybe the pain
will go away.
And maybe I can take
his pain away, too.
Kevin, I had no idea.
Dude!
I don't even have a brother!
I'm like this because I think
it's funny!
Chowzers.
Kevin!
What's happening?
Kevin...
Oh! No!
We have to beat him.
He deserves to lose!
A-are you okay?
I think so.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Seems like the car is safe, too.
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
We're getting Kevin back.
We're about to beat him
at his own game!
Yeah, but why do we even
have to play his game?
Because...
he's... he's...
Dagh!
I know!
So why should he get to have
any say over how we feel?
He doesn't.
But he's the reason
we're racing.
Steven,
he's the reason we fused.
We are obsessed with him.
I want to finish this race...
But not for him.
Right.
For us!
The supremo isn't moving!
Ugh, that's it.
I'm gonna go up there and check
if they're okay.
Wait!
♪
Finally.
You caught up.
I was worried you'd miss
seeing me win.
What, so you're shy now?
What?
Whoa.
Aw! I was rooting for you,
dondai!
Kevin is the worst!
Boo!
What, what?
That's right!
First place, baby!
It's like I invented winning.
Good race.
You trying to kiss my hand
with your hand or something?
You know, Kevin, you were right.
I know.
About what?
The view from the mountain
was pretty great.
Hey! Don't try
to teach me a lesson!
You lost!
Second place isn't so bad...
For my first time driving a car.
Look at you.
You're so obsessed with me,
you're gonna drive away.
Fine! Go play with
some kiddy toy cars!
I could beat you at that, too!
Don't forget,
you're obsessed with me!
Obsessed!
Obseeeeeessed!
♪ are the crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
♪ Amethyst ♪
♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
They told me
there wasn't enough room
on the road for the universe.
And I told them,
the universe is my road.
Vroom, vroom!
Steven?
Steven?
Oh, hey, Connie!
Thanks for letting me
practice, dad.
This car's great!
But I think it might be
too small to live in.
Ah, the Van's
still home sweet home.
I just thought now that
I'm swimming in dough,
why not get a new car?
A new car?
But it's got this big
"used" sticker on it.
I like to think of it as more
"experience" than "used."
This baby's a dondai supremo
from the era of frosted tips,
mood rings, slap bracelets.
You know,
before you kids were born.
What a time to be alive.
I've had my eye on the dondai
since way back when.
I loved that car.
I wanted that car.
Also, these things are crazy
on the road.
Front wheel suspension,
tons of ponies.
But best of all...
It has a tape deck!
♪
Give me a wash, old man.
Uh, right away, young man.
Is that...?
Kevin!
I didn't say iron the socks.
I said I want my socks pressed.
Whoa... wait, wait.
Careful with the tires, grandpa.
I got a big race today,
and my car has to look
as beautiful as me.
Back off, Kevin!
He's not a grandpa!
He's just a regular pa!
Have we met before?
I think I'd remember
a twerp like you.
You do remember a twerp like me!
You... you just look like
another guy we know.
That's impossible.
There's only one...
Kevin.
Hey!
He forgot to...
Eh, what do I care?
I'm rich.
I hate Kevin!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch the four letters,
schtuball.
Hate's a strong word.
It's a strong feeling, too.
Do you know that guy?
Well, kinda.
When we fused into stevonnie,
we met him at the dance and...
he was a creep!
Steven!
That's five letters!
He kept asking us
to dance with him,
even though we said no.
It was really...
Uncomfortable.
He didn't even care about
how we felt... at all!
I had no idea that happened.
I'm really sorry.
That guy, he's not even worth
the time of day.
Don't even give him
the satisfaction
of thinking about him.
Thanks, Mr. universe.
Still mad about Kevin?
Yes.
Me too.
You don't seem mad.
I'm thinking mad.
I still feel like
there's something big
I want to say to him, you know?
Something to make him think,
like we're thinking.
Yeah. Too bad we can't just race
against him...
to use the first place ribbon
to wipe that smug look
off his face!
But we're kids.
Kids can't drive.
That's against the law.
We weren't kids
when we met Kevin.
I smell what you're steppin' in.
Ew.
Ugh! My practice
didn't pay off at all!
That was so bad!
I know, baby, I'm the worst.
Anyone else
think they can beat me
and my himitsu x-12
on the downhill course,
step right up.
Come on, how am I going
to get a cool-down lap
if no one wants to go?
I'll race you!
Huh?
Ah! Aah!
Ha!
Is that a '96 supremo?
Uh...
I think it's a dondai?
A supremo is a dondai!
Wow. Really?
Are you saying you don't know
the true power of the supremo?
- Uh...
- Ha!
That's why I knew those brats
at the car wash...
they're you!
Your whole "two kids in a
beautiful trench coat" routine
won't fool me this time,
so don't even try it!
You don't know what
you're talking about.
I'll show you what I'm made of
when I beat you at this race!
Heh.
I see what's going on here.
Do you?
You've had a taste of Kevin,
and now you're obsessed.
What?
I get it.
I have that effect on people.
It's cute.
But aren't I a little old
for you?
Gah!
Do you want to race or not?
The start is at the top
of the mountain.
We go when the clock
strikes the hour.
First one to the bottom wins.
But you don't have to worry
about that last part.
Ah.
That guy is going down.
You know, this mountain pass
has some really beautiful views.
Shame you'll only be seeing
my tail lights the whole time.
You wish.
It's Kevin time.
Shoot!
♪
Hm.
I won't let you win!
Ha ha!
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
This is it!
Are they gonna crash?
No!
We're about to witness
the true power of the supremo!
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Huh?
So you do know how
to use that thing.
I know you want to be close,
but this is a little clingy.
Ugh.
Feel like giving up yet?
Oh!
Why do you have to be
such a jerk all the time?
The truth is
I don't mean to be this way.
I-I just lash out
because of my little brother.
He's sick.
Been sick all our lives.
Sometimes I think
if I act real cool
and never let anyone
see my pain,
then maybe the pain
will go away.
And maybe I can take
his pain away, too.
Kevin, I had no idea.
Dude!
I don't even have a brother!
I'm like this because I think
it's funny!
Chowzers.
Kevin!
What's happening?
Kevin...
Oh! No!
We have to beat him.
He deserves to lose!
A-are you okay?
I think so.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Seems like the car is safe, too.
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
We're getting Kevin back.
We're about to beat him
at his own game!
Yeah, but why do we even
have to play his game?
Because...
he's... he's...
Dagh!
I know!
So why should he get to have
any say over how we feel?
He doesn't.
But he's the reason
we're racing.
Steven,
he's the reason we fused.
We are obsessed with him.
I want to finish this race...
But not for him.
Right.
For us!
The supremo isn't moving!
Ugh, that's it.
I'm gonna go up there and check
if they're okay.
Wait!
♪
Finally.
You caught up.
I was worried you'd miss
seeing me win.
What, so you're shy now?
What?
Whoa.
Aw! I was rooting for you,
dondai!
Kevin is the worst!
Boo!
What, what?
That's right!
First place, baby!
It's like I invented winning.
Good race.
You trying to kiss my hand
with your hand or something?
You know, Kevin, you were right.
I know.
About what?
The view from the mountain
was pretty great.
Hey! Don't try
to teach me a lesson!
You lost!
Second place isn't so bad...
For my first time driving a car.
Look at you.
You're so obsessed with me,
you're gonna drive away.
Fine! Go play with
some kiddy toy cars!
I could beat you at that, too!
Don't forget,
you're obsessed with me!
Obsessed!
Obseeeeeessed!