SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Survival of the Idiots/Dumped - full transcript
Survival of the Idiots: While Sandy is hibernating for the winter, SpongeBob and Patrick are fascinated by the snow they see inside the Treedome and want to play in it. When they try to sneak inside, Sandy warns them in a pre-taped video not to disturb a mammal when she's hibernating. SpongeBob and Patrick, of course, ignore the warning, play in the snow, wake up Sandy and then have to contend with the sleepwalking and sleeptalking savage beast she's become. When they finally get her back to sleep, they realize the lock to the door is frozen shut and they'll have to spend the winter there. Freezing, they pluck off all of Sandy's hair in order to keep warm and when she wakes up, it's payback time. Dumped: One day, Gary starts following Patrick around and SpongeBob can't figure out why. Slowly he grows more and more jealous and becomes determined to win Gary back. Patrick thinks SpongeBob should just accept that Gary's with him now and move on with his life. SpongeBob tries to replace Gary with new pets, but none of them are the same. SpongeBob becomes more and more pathetic as he tries to win back Gary's affection and in a surprise ending, we understand that Gary is as loyal as a pet can be.
Are you ready, kids?
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!!
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( playing airy tune )
( waves crashing,
seagulls calling )
NARRATOR:
Ah... Sandy Cheeks
is going out of town
and has asked
SpongeBob and Patrick
to do a little pet-sitting
for her.
Pet-sitting?
Won't that hurt them?
Perhaps she should have
asked someone else.
(
whistling ) ( whistling )
Gee, Patrick, I didn't
know you spoke bird.
No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
( grunting )
Okay, boys, this
here's Birdy's food.
Feed him twice a day.
This whole sack?!
Naw, just a cup's worth.
This here's my cricket.
( chirping )
( laughs )
He's saying
hello to you.
Ain't he cute?
Uh, sorry,
I don't speak Italian.
Okay, and this here's Snakey.
What's that lump in his belly?
Well, that's his dinner.
( chuckling )
Well, I guess that's it.
I got to go.
I'll see you fellers
in a couple of days.
BOTH:
Bye, Sandy!
( gasps )
Wait! You forgot about this pet!
Oh, that's only Wormy.
He don't eat much.
Look at him, Patrick.
Isn't he great?
Hey, little fella.
Kitchy-kitchy-koo-koo.
Aw, look, isn't he
just precious?
Let's take him out to play.
998... 999... 1,000.
Ready or not, here I come!
You found me!
BOTH:
There you are!
( both giggling )
BOTH:
He found us!
♪ A friend is a friend
to the end of the end ♪
♪ That's forever and a day ♪
♪ Stay by your side, won't hear
me say good-bye, come what may ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do. ♪
Gee, SpongeBob, I don't
want today to end, ever.
I know, Patrick.
Days like today come
once, maybe twice,
in a lifetime.
Savor every moment.
And it's all thanks to Wormy.
I made this for Wormy...
Our new best friend.
Until tomorrow, new best friend.
Don't be sad, little buddy.
We'll be back first
thing in the morning
for frolic and fun.
Why must the sun set
on this perfect day?
Sleep well, Wormy.
( Patrick crying )
Aw, don't be sad, Patrick...
It's only until tomorrow.
( crickets chirping )
( ominous music playing )
( rooster crows )
Here I come, Wormy!
Me, too!
And, and then we're
going to play tag
and then we're going to color
and then we're build
a house of cards!
BOTH:
We're back, Wormy!
Wormy! Wormy!
Wormy...?
Where's Wormy?
What's that thing?
He's got to be in here.
I think something bad
happened to Wormy.
He left his Best Friend
ribbon behind.
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
What is that thing?!
I don't know, Patrick.
But whatever it is...
it must have eaten Wormy!
Why does this keep
happening to me?!
Quick, Patrick, we got to
make a run for the door!
( panting and grunting )
No! Patrick,
he's blocking our only exit!
( panting and grunting )
Now what?
We're trapped in here
with that...
that...
best friend eater!
Let's not panic.
We just have to stick together.
Remember, it's two against one.
Right, Patrick? Patrick?
Aah! He's eaten Patrick!
( grunting and panting )
Patrick, you're alive!
I am?
Patrick, we can't just
leave this horrible monster
in Sandy's house!
It might eat Sandy's other pets.
Or worse, it might
eat Sandy's pets.
No, it might eat Sandy.
We got to get it out of here.
( phone ringing )
It's for you.
It's working...
He's going to answer it...
Tartar sauce!
You look pretty
appetizing, Patrick.
Now, just stay here
and wait for the monster.
I'll go get the net.
Oh... ooh... ooh... ooh...
SpongeBob, hurry up
with that net!
Hold on, Patrick!
l really don't taste
that good, Mr. Monster.
( whimpering )
( loud buzzing )
Oh...!
I'm coming, Patrick!
Oh, ooh...
( crack, grunts )
No, Mr. Monster,
please don't eat me, no!
Spare me, I don't taste good.
No, please...
Wait a second.
Yeah!
We did it, Patrick!
Sandy's going to be
so proud of us.
We got that horrible monster
out of her house.
And best of all,
her pets are safe
'cause that horrible
creature is now...
headed straight
for the Krusty Krab!
It's going in the front!
Let's use the secret entrance.
( both gasp )
Okay, hold still.
It's going to eat
Squidward and Mr. Krabs!
Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!
Say "money."
Money...! ( gasps )
( grunting and yelling )
What's the meaning
of this, SpongeBob?!
We're in serious danger.
There's a, a, a...
a monster out there.
Is he a paying customer?
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
It doesn't want to
eat Krabby Patties.
It wants to eat you!
Just like it ate Wormy!
Uh, Wormy?
( crying )
Oh, why, why?
He was so young...
We'll never forget you, Wormy!
Well, if Moron Theater's over
l think I'll
just take a look
at this monster.
That's the monster?
Pretty scary, huh?
A living nightmare!
I should have known.
Well, that's it.
I'm getting off
the Loonie Express.
Now, just because you swabs
never seen a creature like this
doesn't mean it's dangerous.
We tried to warn them.
I can't watch!
Get a load of the scary monster.
( laughs )
Monster...
( laughs )
Aw, it looks harmless.
It's kind of cute.
It reminds me of money.
Monster...
( laughs )
( laughs )
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
Squidward?
Mr. Krabs?
Aah! It ate them!
And there it goes!
First Wormy,
then Squidward, Mr. Krabs...
That flying monster has eaten
three friends too many!
We must inform the citizens.
Evil has surfaced.
The fate of Bikini Bottom
is in our hands, Patrick.
Now, let's roll.
Aye-aye, captain.
( engine whirring )
Okay, Patrick,
this is a very
delicate situation
and must be treated with
great care and sensitivity.
Gotcha.
Run, everybody, run!
Monster on the loose!
Monster!
( crowd screaming )
( crowd screaming )
( both scream )
Huh?
Attention, Bikini Bottom!
There's a flying monster
that's going to eat you!
( gasping and screaming )
( all gasp )
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
Attention, attention!
This just in.
A giant monster
is attacking Bikini Bottom.
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
( siren wailing )
We did it, Patrick.
We saved the city!
Just think what
might have happened
if we didn't tell
everyone about the monster.
About the what?
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
Huh?
Aw, shoot.
Looks like a twister
hit this place.
Where is everybody?
Oh, hi there, Wormy.
You weren't supposed to
change till I got back.
That ought to hold you,
little guy.
( crowd cheering )
Howdy, SpongeBob.
Sandy caught the monster!
( crowd cheering )
I didn't know I'd been
missed so much. Golly.
Maybe I should go
out of town more often.
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!!
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( playing airy tune )
( waves crashing,
seagulls calling )
NARRATOR:
Ah... Sandy Cheeks
is going out of town
and has asked
SpongeBob and Patrick
to do a little pet-sitting
for her.
Pet-sitting?
Won't that hurt them?
Perhaps she should have
asked someone else.
(
whistling ) ( whistling )
Gee, Patrick, I didn't
know you spoke bird.
No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
( grunting )
Okay, boys, this
here's Birdy's food.
Feed him twice a day.
This whole sack?!
Naw, just a cup's worth.
This here's my cricket.
( chirping )
( laughs )
He's saying
hello to you.
Ain't he cute?
Uh, sorry,
I don't speak Italian.
Okay, and this here's Snakey.
What's that lump in his belly?
Well, that's his dinner.
( chuckling )
Well, I guess that's it.
I got to go.
I'll see you fellers
in a couple of days.
BOTH:
Bye, Sandy!
( gasps )
Wait! You forgot about this pet!
Oh, that's only Wormy.
He don't eat much.
Look at him, Patrick.
Isn't he great?
Hey, little fella.
Kitchy-kitchy-koo-koo.
Aw, look, isn't he
just precious?
Let's take him out to play.
998... 999... 1,000.
Ready or not, here I come!
You found me!
BOTH:
There you are!
( both giggling )
BOTH:
He found us!
♪ A friend is a friend
to the end of the end ♪
♪ That's forever and a day ♪
♪ Stay by your side, won't hear
me say good-bye, come what may ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do. ♪
Gee, SpongeBob, I don't
want today to end, ever.
I know, Patrick.
Days like today come
once, maybe twice,
in a lifetime.
Savor every moment.
And it's all thanks to Wormy.
I made this for Wormy...
Our new best friend.
Until tomorrow, new best friend.
Don't be sad, little buddy.
We'll be back first
thing in the morning
for frolic and fun.
Why must the sun set
on this perfect day?
Sleep well, Wormy.
( Patrick crying )
Aw, don't be sad, Patrick...
It's only until tomorrow.
( crickets chirping )
( ominous music playing )
( rooster crows )
Here I come, Wormy!
Me, too!
And, and then we're
going to play tag
and then we're going to color
and then we're build
a house of cards!
BOTH:
We're back, Wormy!
Wormy! Wormy!
Wormy...?
Where's Wormy?
What's that thing?
He's got to be in here.
I think something bad
happened to Wormy.
He left his Best Friend
ribbon behind.
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
What is that thing?!
I don't know, Patrick.
But whatever it is...
it must have eaten Wormy!
Why does this keep
happening to me?!
Quick, Patrick, we got to
make a run for the door!
( panting and grunting )
No! Patrick,
he's blocking our only exit!
( panting and grunting )
Now what?
We're trapped in here
with that...
that...
best friend eater!
Let's not panic.
We just have to stick together.
Remember, it's two against one.
Right, Patrick? Patrick?
Aah! He's eaten Patrick!
( grunting and panting )
Patrick, you're alive!
I am?
Patrick, we can't just
leave this horrible monster
in Sandy's house!
It might eat Sandy's other pets.
Or worse, it might
eat Sandy's pets.
No, it might eat Sandy.
We got to get it out of here.
( phone ringing )
It's for you.
It's working...
He's going to answer it...
Tartar sauce!
You look pretty
appetizing, Patrick.
Now, just stay here
and wait for the monster.
I'll go get the net.
Oh... ooh... ooh... ooh...
SpongeBob, hurry up
with that net!
Hold on, Patrick!
l really don't taste
that good, Mr. Monster.
( whimpering )
( loud buzzing )
Oh...!
I'm coming, Patrick!
Oh, ooh...
( crack, grunts )
No, Mr. Monster,
please don't eat me, no!
Spare me, I don't taste good.
No, please...
Wait a second.
Yeah!
We did it, Patrick!
Sandy's going to be
so proud of us.
We got that horrible monster
out of her house.
And best of all,
her pets are safe
'cause that horrible
creature is now...
headed straight
for the Krusty Krab!
It's going in the front!
Let's use the secret entrance.
( both gasp )
Okay, hold still.
It's going to eat
Squidward and Mr. Krabs!
Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!
Say "money."
Money...! ( gasps )
( grunting and yelling )
What's the meaning
of this, SpongeBob?!
We're in serious danger.
There's a, a, a...
a monster out there.
Is he a paying customer?
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
It doesn't want to
eat Krabby Patties.
It wants to eat you!
Just like it ate Wormy!
Uh, Wormy?
( crying )
Oh, why, why?
He was so young...
We'll never forget you, Wormy!
Well, if Moron Theater's over
l think I'll
just take a look
at this monster.
That's the monster?
Pretty scary, huh?
A living nightmare!
I should have known.
Well, that's it.
I'm getting off
the Loonie Express.
Now, just because you swabs
never seen a creature like this
doesn't mean it's dangerous.
We tried to warn them.
I can't watch!
Get a load of the scary monster.
( laughs )
Monster...
( laughs )
Aw, it looks harmless.
It's kind of cute.
It reminds me of money.
Monster...
( laughs )
( laughs )
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
Squidward?
Mr. Krabs?
Aah! It ate them!
And there it goes!
First Wormy,
then Squidward, Mr. Krabs...
That flying monster has eaten
three friends too many!
We must inform the citizens.
Evil has surfaced.
The fate of Bikini Bottom
is in our hands, Patrick.
Now, let's roll.
Aye-aye, captain.
( engine whirring )
Okay, Patrick,
this is a very
delicate situation
and must be treated with
great care and sensitivity.
Gotcha.
Run, everybody, run!
Monster on the loose!
Monster!
( crowd screaming )
( crowd screaming )
( both scream )
Huh?
Attention, Bikini Bottom!
There's a flying monster
that's going to eat you!
( gasping and screaming )
( all gasp )
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
Attention, attention!
This just in.
A giant monster
is attacking Bikini Bottom.
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
( siren wailing )
We did it, Patrick.
We saved the city!
Just think what
might have happened
if we didn't tell
everyone about the monster.
About the what?
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
Huh?
Aw, shoot.
Looks like a twister
hit this place.
Where is everybody?
Oh, hi there, Wormy.
You weren't supposed to
change till I got back.
That ought to hold you,
little guy.
( crowd cheering )
Howdy, SpongeBob.
Sandy caught the monster!
( crowd cheering )
I didn't know I'd been
missed so much. Golly.
Maybe I should go
out of town more often.