SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 19 - Procrastination/I'm with Stupid - full transcript
Procrastination: SpongeBob has an assignment for boating school. He must write an 800 word essay before the next morning. SpongeBob starts to write it, but he gets distracted easily and can't keep his mind on his work. The hours fly by and SpongeBob is exhausted. Delirious, he imagines his pants on the clothes line are talking to him. They mock him for procrastinating and not writing his essay sooner. SpongeBob hallucinates more and we reveal that he was actually dreaming. He has five minutes to write the essay which he does, describing all the things he saw in his crazy dream. I'm with Stupid: When Patrick's parents come over for Starfish Day, Patrick gets upset that they still think he isn't very smart. SpongeBob offers to act stupid next to Patrick in front of Patricks' parents in order to make Patrick look smarter, but their plan backfires when Patrick forgets that SpongeBob is just acting and really does believe Spongebob is stupid. SpongeBob and Patrick compete with each other to prove once and for all who's smarter, only to discover that Patrick's parents aren't his real parents after all, but identical starfish who have come to the wrong address.
( SpongeBob giggling )
( laughter )
Oh, I've got you now, Gary.
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
( laughing )
Gary will never find me here!
Uh-oh.
( meows )
Tag! Now I'm it!
( laughing )
Hi, SpongeBob.
What are you doing?
Gary and I are playing tag.
You want to join us?
Oh, boy, would I?!
Okay...
Tag... you're it!
I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
I win! I win!
( purring )
What's with Gary?
He sounds like a motorboat.
( laughing )
That's just a snail's way
of saying he likes you.
( laughing )
Tickles!
( laughing )
( both laughing )
( still laughing )
Well, I guess it's time
for me and the Gar Bear
to get going.
Come on, Gary.
( pop )
Boy, I can't wait
to hit the hay.
How about you, Gary? Gary?
Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brush, brush, brush... ♪
Hey, Patrick,
have you seen Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brushing everywhere... ♪
( spits )
Nope.
Oh, hey, here he is.
( purring )
( meows )
Come on, Gary.
We've got to let
Patrick go to sleep.
I don't mind, SpongeBob.
In fact, why don't you let Gary
sleep over at my house tonight?
Hey, that's a great idea.
A sleepover, oh, boy!
Oh, this is going
to be great, Gary.
We can stay up till dawn
and watch scary movies
and eat popcorn
and play board games...
Blah, blah, blah...
Gee, this is great.
My two best friends in the
whole sea having a sleepover.
And then we'll make
a house of cards
and then we'll read
some comic books...
Okay, you guys have a good time.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
( crickets chirping )
( foghorn blowing )
I'm awake!
PATRICK:
Hey, SpongeBob!
Hey, guys, how
was the sleepover?
Great, SpongeBob.
Watch this!
No matter where I go,
Gary follows.
( pop )
( laughing )
( meows )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( meows )
See?
Come on, Gary!
Try and catch...
me!
( laughing )
Isn't this great, Gary?
Me running around
and you chasing me.
You're not chasing me.
Come on, Gary.
Let's go play a different game.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Look out, I'm right
in front of... you.
What's wrong with me?
( sniffs )
Do I offend?
( purring )
( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Gary, look!
It's your favorite ball!
( purring )
( laughing )
( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Look...
Snail-nip!
Huh? Huh, huh?
( laughing... )
Help! Gary, help!
Help me!
Oh, merciful Neptune!
I closed the window on my head!
( Patrick laughing )
( Gary purring )
All right, that's it!
( screams )
( laughing )
Oh, ooh...
Gary, you stop this
foolishness right now.
Gary the Snail, answer me
when I'm talking to you.
Okay, that's it, mister.
You are coming home with
me right this instant!
( grunting )
Say good-bye to Patrick, Gary.
( meows )
Hold it right there,
DadMom AngryPants.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
But I do know Gary knows
who he wants to go with.
Now, I suggest you put him down
and let him choose.
Fine, but I would
like to remind him
who it was that fed
him and housed him
and sat at his bedside
when he was sick
and massaged his eyestalks
when his eyes were sore!
Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him.
Okay, Gary, come to me!
Come on, come on, Gary!
Come on, come here, Gary.
Oh, uh, wrong way, Gary.
G-Gary, turn around.
Gary, turn around.
Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no.
No, don't do it, Gary.
No, Gary...
Well, well, well...
I guess that answers
that question.
So long, SpongeBob.
Gary and me got stuff to do.
Okay, fine!
lf that's the way
you want to thank me...
( crying ):
for all that I've done.
( sniffling )
I guess you're not
coming back, Gary.
( sniffles )
I don't need Gary!
I'll just find another pet.
Yeah, it will be
better than Gary.
I'm going to get a pet
who won't go off
with my best friend!
( laughing... )
Hi, guys!
( panting )
Say hello to my new pal Rex.
( barks )
Not only is he loyal
but he knows tricks, too.
Watch and learn.
Sit, Rex, sit!
Roll over, Rex, roll over!
Now stay, Rex, stay!
Good boy, Rex.
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
( Patrick laughs )
( laughing... )
l'm sure glad we went
our separate ways, Gary.
A worm really is the pet for me.
So loyal, so trusting!
Always by my side!
( barks )
Who needs worms anyway?
Welcome home,
newest best friend.
Come on out, don't be shy.
( giggles )
You remind me of someone
I once knew.
A certain someone
whose name will not be mentioned
in this household.
Come on, let me
show you around...
Larry.
Meow.
And now, Larry, I present
to you... dinnertime!
Ta-dah!
Bon appétit, Larry!
( chuckles )
( sniffing )
( hissing )
Okay... maybe later.
This is where you sleep, Larry.
( snarling )
Uh, that's where I...
( hissing )
( snoring )
I guess you can sleep...
there.
I'll sleep down here.
Well, good night, Larry.
( hissing )
( crickets chirping )
( gulls cawing )
( television playing )
Hey, hey, Larry!
Want to hear a joke?
Oh, Gary used to love this one.
( clears throat )
What do you call
a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
( laughing )
( hissing )
Don't you get it, Larry?
A... a snailor.
Gosh, Larry sure is
different than Gary.
And Gary and Larry
are real different than...
Jerry.
Oh, Gary, why did you
have to go?
( sobbing ):
Why, Gary... why?
Why, why, why, why, why?
( Gary meows )
( gasps )
Gary?
Hey, SpongeBob.
Oh...
hello, Patrick.
( meows )
Hello... Gary.
Would it be all right
if Gary and I did some
laundry over here?
Laundry?
But we used to do laundry.
And, uh, SpongeBob?
Could we borrow some soap?
Soap? But we used to
use soap.
Do you want...
fresh scent or heavy... du...
Here it comes.
Du... du... du... ty!
Gary!
Please come back, Gary!
Please come home!
I'm a wreck without you!
I know!
If you come back
there will be a no-rules rule.
You can do whatever
you want when you want.
If you feel like ripping up
the sofa, rip it up!
And the litter box?
Forget about it!
The world is your litter box!
And you don't have to
wait around
for me to feed you anymore!
24-hour fridge access!
And you don't even have to
use a bowl!
I know how much you like
my prized driftwood carving
of Squidward.
Well, think of it as your own
personal scratching post.
What do you think, Gary?
Won't it be fun, Gary?
How pathetic.
Gary...
l'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but Gary's with me now.
You had your chance
and you failed.
You have to stop
living in the past.
Face it, SpongeBob.
You're only hurting yourself.
It's what Gary wants
and what Gary wants, is me.
Right, Gary?
Huh?
He only liked me for my shorts!
No, Patrick!
He wanted the cookie
in your pocket!
( meows )
Ga-Ga-Gary?
( burps )
( meows )
Whee!
Aw, Gary, I knew
you'd never leave me!
Aw...
( chuckles )
Let's go for a walk, pal.
Gary?
I thought what we had
was special...!
( laughter )
Oh, I've got you now, Gary.
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
( laughing )
Gary will never find me here!
Uh-oh.
( meows )
Tag! Now I'm it!
( laughing )
Hi, SpongeBob.
What are you doing?
Gary and I are playing tag.
You want to join us?
Oh, boy, would I?!
Okay...
Tag... you're it!
I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!
( meows )
Tag, you're it!
I win! I win!
( purring )
What's with Gary?
He sounds like a motorboat.
( laughing )
That's just a snail's way
of saying he likes you.
( laughing )
Tickles!
( laughing )
( both laughing )
( still laughing )
Well, I guess it's time
for me and the Gar Bear
to get going.
Come on, Gary.
( pop )
Boy, I can't wait
to hit the hay.
How about you, Gary? Gary?
Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brush, brush, brush... ♪
Hey, Patrick,
have you seen Gary?
♪ Brush, brush, brush ♪
♪ Brushing everywhere... ♪
( spits )
Nope.
Oh, hey, here he is.
( purring )
( meows )
Come on, Gary.
We've got to let
Patrick go to sleep.
I don't mind, SpongeBob.
In fact, why don't you let Gary
sleep over at my house tonight?
Hey, that's a great idea.
A sleepover, oh, boy!
Oh, this is going
to be great, Gary.
We can stay up till dawn
and watch scary movies
and eat popcorn
and play board games...
Blah, blah, blah...
Gee, this is great.
My two best friends in the
whole sea having a sleepover.
And then we'll make
a house of cards
and then we'll read
some comic books...
Okay, you guys have a good time.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
( crickets chirping )
( foghorn blowing )
I'm awake!
PATRICK:
Hey, SpongeBob!
Hey, guys, how
was the sleepover?
Great, SpongeBob.
Watch this!
No matter where I go,
Gary follows.
( pop )
( laughing )
( meows )
( laughing )
( laughing )
( meows )
See?
Come on, Gary!
Try and catch...
me!
( laughing )
Isn't this great, Gary?
Me running around
and you chasing me.
You're not chasing me.
Come on, Gary.
Let's go play a different game.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Look out, I'm right
in front of... you.
What's wrong with me?
( sniffs )
Do I offend?
( purring )
( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Gary, look!
It's your favorite ball!
( purring )
( laughing )
( laughing )
Hey, Gary!
Look...
Snail-nip!
Huh? Huh, huh?
( laughing... )
Help! Gary, help!
Help me!
Oh, merciful Neptune!
I closed the window on my head!
( Patrick laughing )
( Gary purring )
All right, that's it!
( screams )
( laughing )
Oh, ooh...
Gary, you stop this
foolishness right now.
Gary the Snail, answer me
when I'm talking to you.
Okay, that's it, mister.
You are coming home with
me right this instant!
( grunting )
Say good-bye to Patrick, Gary.
( meows )
Hold it right there,
DadMom AngryPants.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
But I do know Gary knows
who he wants to go with.
Now, I suggest you put him down
and let him choose.
Fine, but I would
like to remind him
who it was that fed
him and housed him
and sat at his bedside
when he was sick
and massaged his eyestalks
when his eyes were sore!
Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him.
Okay, Gary, come to me!
Come on, come on, Gary!
Come on, come here, Gary.
Oh, uh, wrong way, Gary.
G-Gary, turn around.
Gary, turn around.
Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no.
No, don't do it, Gary.
No, Gary...
Well, well, well...
I guess that answers
that question.
So long, SpongeBob.
Gary and me got stuff to do.
Okay, fine!
lf that's the way
you want to thank me...
( crying ):
for all that I've done.
( sniffling )
I guess you're not
coming back, Gary.
( sniffles )
I don't need Gary!
I'll just find another pet.
Yeah, it will be
better than Gary.
I'm going to get a pet
who won't go off
with my best friend!
( laughing... )
Hi, guys!
( panting )
Say hello to my new pal Rex.
( barks )
Not only is he loyal
but he knows tricks, too.
Watch and learn.
Sit, Rex, sit!
Roll over, Rex, roll over!
Now stay, Rex, stay!
Good boy, Rex.
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
( Patrick laughs )
( laughing... )
l'm sure glad we went
our separate ways, Gary.
A worm really is the pet for me.
So loyal, so trusting!
Always by my side!
( barks )
Who needs worms anyway?
Welcome home,
newest best friend.
Come on out, don't be shy.
( giggles )
You remind me of someone
I once knew.
A certain someone
whose name will not be mentioned
in this household.
Come on, let me
show you around...
Larry.
Meow.
And now, Larry, I present
to you... dinnertime!
Ta-dah!
Bon appétit, Larry!
( chuckles )
( sniffing )
( hissing )
Okay... maybe later.
This is where you sleep, Larry.
( snarling )
Uh, that's where I...
( hissing )
( snoring )
I guess you can sleep...
there.
I'll sleep down here.
Well, good night, Larry.
( hissing )
( crickets chirping )
( gulls cawing )
( television playing )
Hey, hey, Larry!
Want to hear a joke?
Oh, Gary used to love this one.
( clears throat )
What do you call
a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
( laughing )
( hissing )
Don't you get it, Larry?
A... a snailor.
Gosh, Larry sure is
different than Gary.
And Gary and Larry
are real different than...
Jerry.
Oh, Gary, why did you
have to go?
( sobbing ):
Why, Gary... why?
Why, why, why, why, why?
( Gary meows )
( gasps )
Gary?
Hey, SpongeBob.
Oh...
hello, Patrick.
( meows )
Hello... Gary.
Would it be all right
if Gary and I did some
laundry over here?
Laundry?
But we used to do laundry.
And, uh, SpongeBob?
Could we borrow some soap?
Soap? But we used to
use soap.
Do you want...
fresh scent or heavy... du...
Here it comes.
Du... du... du... ty!
Gary!
Please come back, Gary!
Please come home!
I'm a wreck without you!
I know!
If you come back
there will be a no-rules rule.
You can do whatever
you want when you want.
If you feel like ripping up
the sofa, rip it up!
And the litter box?
Forget about it!
The world is your litter box!
And you don't have to
wait around
for me to feed you anymore!
24-hour fridge access!
And you don't even have to
use a bowl!
I know how much you like
my prized driftwood carving
of Squidward.
Well, think of it as your own
personal scratching post.
What do you think, Gary?
Won't it be fun, Gary?
How pathetic.
Gary...
l'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but Gary's with me now.
You had your chance
and you failed.
You have to stop
living in the past.
Face it, SpongeBob.
You're only hurting yourself.
It's what Gary wants
and what Gary wants, is me.
Right, Gary?
Huh?
He only liked me for my shorts!
No, Patrick!
He wanted the cookie
in your pocket!
( meows )
Ga-Ga-Gary?
( burps )
( meows )
Whee!
Aw, Gary, I knew
you'd never leave me!
Aw...
( chuckles )
Let's go for a walk, pal.
Gary?
I thought what we had
was special...!