SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 18 - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm/Squid on Strike - full transcript
Sandy, SpongeBob & The Worm: A large worm is terrorizing Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is terrified of it. Sandy thinks SpongeBob is chicken and drags him out into the wilderness to take the worm on. When they finally see the worm, it turns out SpongeBob was right - it's ferocious. It chases Sandy and SpongeBob hi and lo. Sandy and SpongeBob run for their lives while fighting over whose fault it is. In the end, they get away and become friends again. Squid of Strike: Believing Mr. Krab is taking advantage, Squidward convinces naive SpongeBob to join with him and threaten Mr. Krabs with a strike. When Mr. Krabs fires them both, a frustrated Squidward tries to teach SpongeBob the art of picketing, but business only gets better for Mr. Krabs, and Squidward is forced to make a stump speech about how they will "destroy the establishment." When Squidward has nightmares about being unemployed with SpongeBob forever, he caves into Mr. Krabs and they both reach an agreement, but only after SpongeBob has taken Squidward literally by entirely destroying the Krusty Krab.
ANNOUNCER:
The New adventures of
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
We join Bikini Bottom's
noblest, boldest, oldest
superheroes
as they bravely prepare
for vacation.
But wait!
While our heroes relax
at Leisure Village,
who will watch the Mermalair?
ManSponge!
And BoyPatrick!
BOTH:
Reporting for duty!
Yeah, yeah, follow me.
Up, up and away!
Evil!
Now, we want you boys
to keep an eye on the place.
Water the plants
and make sure...
Oh, my gosh, Patrick!
This is the greatest wall
of superhero
secret gadgetry ever!
I'm gonna play with
the Cosmic Ray!
I'll get the Aquaglove!
Hold on there, boys!
You cannot play with this stuff.
What about the Orb of Confusion?
( stammering )
No, no!
Prolonged exposure to
the Orb of Confusion
will give you...
confusion!
What about the
Invisible Boatmobile?
Especially not the
Invisible Boatmobile!
When we say,
"Don't touch anything,"
we mean, "Don't touch anything!"
Do you understand?
Loud and clear,
trusted boy companion!
Ah, great.
Here are the keys.
BARNACLEBOY:
We'll see you in a week.
MERMAIDMAN:
Up, up and away!
Come, BoyPatrick.
While our heroes are away,
we will keep evil at bay!
( karate-like yelling )
Huh?
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
What is it, trusted sidekick?
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
BOTH:
Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
BOTH:
Man Ray!
( screaming )
Hey, SpongeBob, how come
he's not chasing us?
SPONGEBOB:
Looks like he's frozen
or something.
Fr-fr-fr, fro-fro-fro...
lt appears to be some
sort of prison chamber...
made out of frozen tartar sauce.
This is incredible!
Next to the Dirty Bubble,
the evil Man Ray is the all-time
greatest arch-nemesis
of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
I have so many questions
to ask him.
( thudding, whirring )
( chuckling )
Hey, what are you doing?
We're not supposed
to touch anything!
But you said you had a question.
We could get in trouble!
Oh, that's not a question.
He said not to touch anything,
And that includes unfreezing
a supervillain!
MAN RAY:
I'm free!
( laughing maniacally )
Uh, actually,
Mr. uh... Man Ray, sir,
only your head is free.
By the supreme authority
of wickedness,
l, the evil Man Ray,
command you to release me
from this frozen prison at once!
Well, uh,
Mr. evil Man Ray, sir,
we can't do that.
Why... not?!
Because you're evil!
You mean, if I was good,
then you'd let me go?
Yeah, sure, why not?
Then, uh... in that case,
l am good.
Really?
Yes, really.
Really, really?
Yes, yes, really, really.
Really, really, really?
Yes, yes, already,
I'm good, I'm good!
Not let me out of here
or you'll suffer
dire consequences!
Well, that's good enough for me.
( whirring )
You fools!
Prepare to be eradicated! Yaah!
Ah, ooh...
( laughing )
What's wrong with me?
( laughing ):
What is this...
infernal contraption?
SPONGEBOB:
Don't play dumb,
Man Ray...
you know that's the Tickle Belt
Mermaidman used on you
in episode number 17!
ANNOUNCER:
As seen in episode 17!
Oh, I love that episode.
Oh, me, too, me, too.
I'll never get out of here
wearing this belt!
( laughing )
I need an evil plan that will
trick them to take it off me.
( laughing )
Time for those acting lessons
to pay off.
( laughing ):
Remember that part
when Mermaidman and Barnacle...
( sobbing )
Oh, sob, oh, cry!
Oh, woe is me!
You don't know what it's like
being evil for so long.
Oh, how I wish to be... good.
If only some kind heroes would
show me the path to decency.
( both gasping )
We could teach you
how to be good
and then we'll let you go!
Ah, that would be fantastic!
( softly ):
I'll fake my way through this
just like I did in high school.
( laughing maniacally )
Okay, Man Ray, are you ready
for your first day
at goodness school?
Pat, get your wallet out.
Okay, goodness lesson
number one:
You see someone drop
their wallet.
( whispering ):
Patrick, drop the wallet.
Now, what would you do?
Excuse me, sir,
but I do believe you've
dropped your wallet.
Doesn't look familiar to me.
What?
I just saw you drop it... here.
Nope, it's not mine.
It is yours.
I... I'm trying to be
a good person
and return it to you.
Return what to who?
Aren't you... Patrick Star?
Yup.
And this is your I.D.?
Yup.
I found this I.D.
in this wallet
and if that's the case,
this must be your wallet.
That makes sense to me.
Then take it.
It's not my wallet.
Oh, you dim bulb!
Take back your wallet
or I'll rip your arms off!
SPONGEBOB:
Uh-uh, wrong.
Good people don't rip
other people's arms off.
( laughing ):
Oh, oh, stop!
Okay, goodness lesson
number two.
You see someone struggling
with a heavy package.
What do you do?
Hello, friend.
I noticed you were struggling
with that package.
Would you like some help?
Ow!
Oops.
Sorry, can I start over?
I noticed you were...
Ow!
Oops, got to start again.
( yelling )
Oops.
You butter-fingered,
pink thing!
What's in that box, anyhow?
My wallets.
( yelling )
Oh, SpongeBob, tickle him!
( laughing )
( groaning )
( laughing ):
Ah, that tickles,
but it's worth it!
All right, goodness lesson
number three.
Uh... let's see...
I've got one.
I'm thinking of a number
between one and 100.
What is it?
Um... 62?
Wrong!
( laughing )
Stop, stop...
Hey, Patrick,
that's got nothing to do
with being good.
Let go of it, SpongeBob!
Pat, we've got to use it
only when he's bad.
Let go!
No, you let go!
( both straining ):
Let...
go!
( laughing )
Frequency rising...
belt out of control...
( laughing )
( laughing ):
Tickling my DNA...
( laughing ):
Make it stop!
( laughing ):
Please!
Did you hear that, Patrick?
He said the "p" word.
Peanuts?
No, "please."
Well, that's good enough for me.
I guess he's reconstituted.
Rehabilitated.
Gesundheit.
It's graduation day, Man Ray!
This is the key to your future.
( laughing )
( laughing slows )
( panting )
Just look at him, Patrick,
the picture of goodness.
( chuckling evilly )
We're not supposed
to touch that stuff.
We're not supposed to
touch that, either.
( laughing )
We are really
not supposed
to touch those, sir.
( laughing )
Good people have
no use for weapons...
( hissing, screaming )
( laughing )
The only thing I'm good at
is being evil.
So long, suckers!
What's that smell, SpongeBob?
That, Patrick, is
the smell of defeat.
Good, I thought it was my skin.
Forget about your skin, Patrick!
Man Ray is still bad and
someone has to stop him.
This is a job for Mermaidman...
And Barnacleboy!
To the Invisible Boatmobile!
Ignition... on!
Wait... I don't have a license!
Well, this is
an invisible boat, right?
So you need an
invisible license!
You're the best sidekick
ever, Barnacleboy.
( screeching, screaming )
( crash )
Thank goodness
for invisible seat belts!
Out of my way, fools.
You no longer have control of me
and now this town
belongs to Man Ray!
Not so fast, arch villain.
We still have
the Orb of Confusion.
Take this!
( stammering )
Well, that was easy.
( laughing maniacally )
All right, people!
Everybody, stand
right where you are.
( gasping )
I want you to, uh...
( laughing )
( snickering )
( all laughing )
No, no, stop giggling,
or I'll have to...
( laughing )
Stop laughing, you fools!
What can I do for you, sir?
I'll tell you what you can do!
Give me all of your, uh...
( laughing ):
Give me, give me all of your...
Give me...
( laughing )
Ah! The belt is gone,
but I still feel its tickle.
The urge to do bad is gone!
( sighing ):
I guess I'll just open
a checking account.
( stammering )
( gasps )
Man Ray!
No need to be alarmed,
SpongeBob.
Your teachings have
transformed me.
Besides... I have checks
with little poodles on them!
I won't be needing this anymore.
Farewell, fellow do-gooder.
Bye, Man Ray!
Wow, we did it...
just like the real
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
We saved the day!
Isn't it incredible, Patrick?
Patrick?
( stammering )
Patrick, you know,
that thing's turned off, right?
Patrick, woo-hoo, Patrick?
The New adventures of
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
We join Bikini Bottom's
noblest, boldest, oldest
superheroes
as they bravely prepare
for vacation.
But wait!
While our heroes relax
at Leisure Village,
who will watch the Mermalair?
ManSponge!
And BoyPatrick!
BOTH:
Reporting for duty!
Yeah, yeah, follow me.
Up, up and away!
Evil!
Now, we want you boys
to keep an eye on the place.
Water the plants
and make sure...
Oh, my gosh, Patrick!
This is the greatest wall
of superhero
secret gadgetry ever!
I'm gonna play with
the Cosmic Ray!
I'll get the Aquaglove!
Hold on there, boys!
You cannot play with this stuff.
What about the Orb of Confusion?
( stammering )
No, no!
Prolonged exposure to
the Orb of Confusion
will give you...
confusion!
What about the
Invisible Boatmobile?
Especially not the
Invisible Boatmobile!
When we say,
"Don't touch anything,"
we mean, "Don't touch anything!"
Do you understand?
Loud and clear,
trusted boy companion!
Ah, great.
Here are the keys.
BARNACLEBOY:
We'll see you in a week.
MERMAIDMAN:
Up, up and away!
Come, BoyPatrick.
While our heroes are away,
we will keep evil at bay!
( karate-like yelling )
Huh?
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
What is it, trusted sidekick?
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
BOTH:
Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
BOTH:
Man Ray!
( screaming )
Hey, SpongeBob, how come
he's not chasing us?
SPONGEBOB:
Looks like he's frozen
or something.
Fr-fr-fr, fro-fro-fro...
lt appears to be some
sort of prison chamber...
made out of frozen tartar sauce.
This is incredible!
Next to the Dirty Bubble,
the evil Man Ray is the all-time
greatest arch-nemesis
of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
I have so many questions
to ask him.
( thudding, whirring )
( chuckling )
Hey, what are you doing?
We're not supposed
to touch anything!
But you said you had a question.
We could get in trouble!
Oh, that's not a question.
He said not to touch anything,
And that includes unfreezing
a supervillain!
MAN RAY:
I'm free!
( laughing maniacally )
Uh, actually,
Mr. uh... Man Ray, sir,
only your head is free.
By the supreme authority
of wickedness,
l, the evil Man Ray,
command you to release me
from this frozen prison at once!
Well, uh,
Mr. evil Man Ray, sir,
we can't do that.
Why... not?!
Because you're evil!
You mean, if I was good,
then you'd let me go?
Yeah, sure, why not?
Then, uh... in that case,
l am good.
Really?
Yes, really.
Really, really?
Yes, yes, really, really.
Really, really, really?
Yes, yes, already,
I'm good, I'm good!
Not let me out of here
or you'll suffer
dire consequences!
Well, that's good enough for me.
( whirring )
You fools!
Prepare to be eradicated! Yaah!
Ah, ooh...
( laughing )
What's wrong with me?
( laughing ):
What is this...
infernal contraption?
SPONGEBOB:
Don't play dumb,
Man Ray...
you know that's the Tickle Belt
Mermaidman used on you
in episode number 17!
ANNOUNCER:
As seen in episode 17!
Oh, I love that episode.
Oh, me, too, me, too.
I'll never get out of here
wearing this belt!
( laughing )
I need an evil plan that will
trick them to take it off me.
( laughing )
Time for those acting lessons
to pay off.
( laughing ):
Remember that part
when Mermaidman and Barnacle...
( sobbing )
Oh, sob, oh, cry!
Oh, woe is me!
You don't know what it's like
being evil for so long.
Oh, how I wish to be... good.
If only some kind heroes would
show me the path to decency.
( both gasping )
We could teach you
how to be good
and then we'll let you go!
Ah, that would be fantastic!
( softly ):
I'll fake my way through this
just like I did in high school.
( laughing maniacally )
Okay, Man Ray, are you ready
for your first day
at goodness school?
Pat, get your wallet out.
Okay, goodness lesson
number one:
You see someone drop
their wallet.
( whispering ):
Patrick, drop the wallet.
Now, what would you do?
Excuse me, sir,
but I do believe you've
dropped your wallet.
Doesn't look familiar to me.
What?
I just saw you drop it... here.
Nope, it's not mine.
It is yours.
I... I'm trying to be
a good person
and return it to you.
Return what to who?
Aren't you... Patrick Star?
Yup.
And this is your I.D.?
Yup.
I found this I.D.
in this wallet
and if that's the case,
this must be your wallet.
That makes sense to me.
Then take it.
It's not my wallet.
Oh, you dim bulb!
Take back your wallet
or I'll rip your arms off!
SPONGEBOB:
Uh-uh, wrong.
Good people don't rip
other people's arms off.
( laughing ):
Oh, oh, stop!
Okay, goodness lesson
number two.
You see someone struggling
with a heavy package.
What do you do?
Hello, friend.
I noticed you were struggling
with that package.
Would you like some help?
Ow!
Oops.
Sorry, can I start over?
I noticed you were...
Ow!
Oops, got to start again.
( yelling )
Oops.
You butter-fingered,
pink thing!
What's in that box, anyhow?
My wallets.
( yelling )
Oh, SpongeBob, tickle him!
( laughing )
( groaning )
( laughing ):
Ah, that tickles,
but it's worth it!
All right, goodness lesson
number three.
Uh... let's see...
I've got one.
I'm thinking of a number
between one and 100.
What is it?
Um... 62?
Wrong!
( laughing )
Stop, stop...
Hey, Patrick,
that's got nothing to do
with being good.
Let go of it, SpongeBob!
Pat, we've got to use it
only when he's bad.
Let go!
No, you let go!
( both straining ):
Let...
go!
( laughing )
Frequency rising...
belt out of control...
( laughing )
( laughing ):
Tickling my DNA...
( laughing ):
Make it stop!
( laughing ):
Please!
Did you hear that, Patrick?
He said the "p" word.
Peanuts?
No, "please."
Well, that's good enough for me.
I guess he's reconstituted.
Rehabilitated.
Gesundheit.
It's graduation day, Man Ray!
This is the key to your future.
( laughing )
( laughing slows )
( panting )
Just look at him, Patrick,
the picture of goodness.
( chuckling evilly )
We're not supposed
to touch that stuff.
We're not supposed to
touch that, either.
( laughing )
We are really
not supposed
to touch those, sir.
( laughing )
Good people have
no use for weapons...
( hissing, screaming )
( laughing )
The only thing I'm good at
is being evil.
So long, suckers!
What's that smell, SpongeBob?
That, Patrick, is
the smell of defeat.
Good, I thought it was my skin.
Forget about your skin, Patrick!
Man Ray is still bad and
someone has to stop him.
This is a job for Mermaidman...
And Barnacleboy!
To the Invisible Boatmobile!
Ignition... on!
Wait... I don't have a license!
Well, this is
an invisible boat, right?
So you need an
invisible license!
You're the best sidekick
ever, Barnacleboy.
( screeching, screaming )
( crash )
Thank goodness
for invisible seat belts!
Out of my way, fools.
You no longer have control of me
and now this town
belongs to Man Ray!
Not so fast, arch villain.
We still have
the Orb of Confusion.
Take this!
( stammering )
Well, that was easy.
( laughing maniacally )
All right, people!
Everybody, stand
right where you are.
( gasping )
I want you to, uh...
( laughing )
( snickering )
( all laughing )
No, no, stop giggling,
or I'll have to...
( laughing )
Stop laughing, you fools!
What can I do for you, sir?
I'll tell you what you can do!
Give me all of your, uh...
( laughing ):
Give me, give me all of your...
Give me...
( laughing )
Ah! The belt is gone,
but I still feel its tickle.
The urge to do bad is gone!
( sighing ):
I guess I'll just open
a checking account.
( stammering )
( gasps )
Man Ray!
No need to be alarmed,
SpongeBob.
Your teachings have
transformed me.
Besides... I have checks
with little poodles on them!
I won't be needing this anymore.
Farewell, fellow do-gooder.
Bye, Man Ray!
Wow, we did it...
just like the real
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!
We saved the day!
Isn't it incredible, Patrick?
Patrick?
( stammering )
Patrick, you know,
that thing's turned off, right?
Patrick, woo-hoo, Patrick?