SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 14 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket/Frankendoodle - full transcript
Welcome to the Chum Bucket: Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob's fry cook contract in a bet with Plankton and SpongeBob is forced to go work at the Chum Bucket. While there, SpongeBob is so homesick that he can't even fry up a single patty. At a loss, Plankton tries to comfort SpongeBob by showering him with gifts and attention. So much so, that SpongeBob soon acts like a spoiled teenager. Plankton tries to throw him out but SpongeBob says he doesn't feel like it. Plankton ends up having to pay Mr. Krabs to take SpongeBob off his hands again. Frankendoodle: When SpongeBob and Patrick discover a pencil from the surface they begin to draw with it. Everything the draw, comes to life! Soon, they begin to do small, lame pranks on the neighbors, the last of which is a crude, rough sketch of SpongeBob they call "SpongeDoodle". SpongeDoodle quickly escapes and starts pranking all of SpongeBob's friends and SpongeBob is getting blamed for it. Then, he starts to prank SpongeBob and Patrick, too. SpongeBob erases his drawing, but it comes back life, re-drawing itself and they have an erase war. May the better sponge win!
TV ANNOUNCER:
And now back to
Crustacean Crime Theatre.
( snoring )
( evil laughter )
( gasps )
( laughing )
Stop! Thief!
Which way did he go?
He went that way!
Let's get 'em, boys!
( police yelling )
Curses! Foiled again!
What a no-good eel
in the kelp that guy was!
There ain't nothin' worse
than a thief!
Thieves need to be
locked up forever!
They should all be strung up
by their gills
and forced to breathe air!
But Mr. Krabs?
What about all the stuff
you stole?
What do you mean?
Like that barrel.
It says "Property
of Salty Sea Farms."
Oh! That's where I rent
me pickles from!
Are you renting the barrel?
Well... no.
Then you bought it?
No.
Then isn't that stealing?
Well, I, uh...
What about
this towel from
the Sizzling Spring Sauna?
Um... well...
And this Bikini Bell phone?
Well, uh, it's...
And Sandy's hedge clippers?
Oh, they're...
And Plankton's lawnmower?
Well, he...
Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?
That one was a gift.
Listen...
All that stuff is, uh...
borrowed.
Borrowed?
Well, that's a relief.
I thought you took it
without permission.
Ah, permission shmermission!
You can borrow
anything you want, anytime,
as long as you get it back
before it's missed!
Everyone knows that! Right?
Okay!
Okay!
All right, then! Hugs?
You put in a hard day's
work, boys!
PATRICK:
But I don't work here.
See ya later!
Oh, that was a close one.
SPONGEBOB:
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
( gasps )
I know what I want to do today!
I need some money.
Uh...
Uh...
Oh!
Oh...
I don't have any money.
SpongeBob!
I want a balloon
really, really badly!
Really, really badly!
It's okay, Patrick.
There's lots of money
in the First National Bank
of SpongeBob!
Follow me...!
Uh-oh. I'm broke, too.
Maybe we can borrow money
from Squidward.
Wait! Instead of
borrowing the money
why don't we just borrow
the balloon?!
Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!
It's just borrowing, right?
Yeah! And borrowing
is okay
as long as we bring it
back, right?
Right!
( whistling )
( both laughing )
This is so great!!
We're going to have so much fun!
First we can run
with the balloon.
Yeah, then we can
go to the beach
with the balloon!
Then we can take a bike ride
with the balloon.
Then we can go to the movies
and the arcade
and the ice rink
and the pizza shop!
And the moon and the sky
and under a car,
behind a Dumpster.
And the candy shop.
And my backyard.
And in a plane.
And over a rock.
And under a hill.
And with a whale.
We love borrowing!
We love borrowing!
It popped.
Aah...!
Aah...!
How are we going to
return it now, SpongeBob?
I've got the pieces!
I found the air!
Hurry, put the pieces on!
We popped the balloon!
Ga-hee...!
We can't return it!!
Wha-guh...!
We're thieves!
Hi-yo-hoo...!
We have to confess!
Confess?!
Are you out of your mind?
Do you have any idea
what they do to people like us?
We're not talking about
some dumb mail fraud scheme
or hijacking here.
We stole a balloon!
They're going to
lock us up forever!
You're right!
We've just got to
keep our heads!
Act normal.
( both gibbering wildly )
Wow! Street
performers!
( crowd cheering )
BOTH:
It's not working!
BOTH:
Aah...!
( both grunt )
Hi there!
BOTH:
Aah...
Hey! Don't you want
a free balloon?
It's National Free Balloon Day!
( panting )
He's on to us!
( panting )
It's not safe in
Bikini Bottom anymore!
We've got to move fast
and cover our tracks!
I'm on it, SpongeBob!
( both panting )
Take a last look, Patrick.
We can never go back.
Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
We've only got ourselves and
what we can carry on our backs.
Yup.
( grunting )
We're going to have
to travel lighter.
( crickets chirping )
I want to go home.
We can never go home, Pat.
We're wanted men.
We'll spend the rest of our
lives running... running...
but at least it's warm
around the fire.
Hey, if we're underwater,
how can there be a...
I'm scared, SpongeBob!
No more nice warm beds.
Huh?
No more Krabby Patties.
Oh!
No more getting mail!
No more Gary!
No more movies!
No more Squidward!
No more Sandy or Pearl
or Mr. Krabs!
No more anything!
I want ice cream!
But it doesn't have to
be all bad, right?
I mean... at least
we have each other.
Yeah!
And all that running
is good for your buns
and thighs.
Ja! Buns and thighs.
And the bitter cold?
It's bracing, isn't it!
Yeah! Maybe being a felon
could be... fun!
We can loosen our ties.
Yeah!
And we can fly!
Yeah!
Aah...!
( crash )
Okay... we still
can't do that!
But we don't have to shave.
I'm way ahead of you, buddy!
And you get to talk tough!
( gruff voice ):
This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
Let me try!
Uh... hey, punk... heh-heh!
And the best part is...
now that we're felons,
we don't have to return
anything we borrow!
BOTH:
Yeah!
And we owe it all to you!
What are you talking about?
Taking the balloon
was your evil plan.
Oh, I'm nothing
but a lot of talk!
You're the one
with the sticky fingers.
Aw, Patrick...
you're the best
bad influence ever!
You, too!
( both sigh happily )
I wish we had something
to eat, though.
Look what I've got!
Rectangles!
Not just any rectangles...
candy bars!
Oh...!
All we have to do is make them
last the rest of our lives!
Thanks, SpongeBob!
I think I'll eat it now!
Ah...
I think I'll eat it now.
( crunch )
Ow! Who...?
Where did my candy bar go?
I must have dropped it!
You just ate it, Pat.
It's all over your face.
Where did it go?
I'm going to starve!
Where did it go?
( grunting )
I can't find it!
Where could it possibly be?
Aha!
What?
You stole my candy bar!
No, I didn't.
Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
Once a thief, always a thief.
You ate yours.
This is mine!
You took my only food.
Now I'm going to starve.
Here, Patrick, just
take half of mine.
Yours? You mean mine!
Do you want it or what?
I don't want it unless
you admit you took it.
This is my candy bar!
Liar liar, plants for hire.
It's pants on fire, Patrick.
Well, you would know... liar.
Well, if you're going to be
that way, I'll eat it myself.
You'd better not.
I'm warning you!
Ah...
Don't!
Ah...
Stop it!
Don't!
Oh!
Mmm...
Argh...!
( squeaking )
( screaming )
Uhm... mmm... mmm...
Argh...!
Uhm... uhm...
Aah...!
( slurps )
Mm-hmm...
You're a crazy person!
I should have expected this
after the way
you stole that balloon!
Did I, Patrick, did I?
Or did your criminal mind
hypnotize me to steal it?!
Ohh...!
That's it!
Aah... oh-ho...!
First the balloon,
now my candy bar...
you're out of control!
I'm...
I'm telling on you.
( gasps )
Not if I tell on you first!
I'll beat you there!
( huffing and panting )
You're going to get in trouble!
No, you... you are!
( huffing and panting )
( talking simultaneously,
panting ): He... I... and I...
and the balloon...
And the, and the...
uh, uh... boom... I...
What can I do for you, boys?
BOTH:
We stole a balloon!
( crying )
PATRICK:
I'm no good.
SPONGEBOB:
We stole a balloon!
What's the problem here?
It appears these two
stole a balloon.
What are you going to do to us?
( whispering )
Okay, follow me.
If you can't do the time,
don't do the crime.
Okay, time's up.
Now get out!
But... but we stole
a balloon!
Yeah...
on Free Balloon Day.
( both laughing )
How about some lollipops
for the road, boys?
Let's vow never
to borrow anything
without permission again.
You said it!
All right... which one of you
flatfoots stole my lollipop?
( all laughing )
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, brother!
( laughter continues )
PATRICK:
I mean it.
And now back to
Crustacean Crime Theatre.
( snoring )
( evil laughter )
( gasps )
( laughing )
Stop! Thief!
Which way did he go?
He went that way!
Let's get 'em, boys!
( police yelling )
Curses! Foiled again!
What a no-good eel
in the kelp that guy was!
There ain't nothin' worse
than a thief!
Thieves need to be
locked up forever!
They should all be strung up
by their gills
and forced to breathe air!
But Mr. Krabs?
What about all the stuff
you stole?
What do you mean?
Like that barrel.
It says "Property
of Salty Sea Farms."
Oh! That's where I rent
me pickles from!
Are you renting the barrel?
Well... no.
Then you bought it?
No.
Then isn't that stealing?
Well, I, uh...
What about
this towel from
the Sizzling Spring Sauna?
Um... well...
And this Bikini Bell phone?
Well, uh, it's...
And Sandy's hedge clippers?
Oh, they're...
And Plankton's lawnmower?
Well, he...
Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?
That one was a gift.
Listen...
All that stuff is, uh...
borrowed.
Borrowed?
Well, that's a relief.
I thought you took it
without permission.
Ah, permission shmermission!
You can borrow
anything you want, anytime,
as long as you get it back
before it's missed!
Everyone knows that! Right?
Okay!
Okay!
All right, then! Hugs?
You put in a hard day's
work, boys!
PATRICK:
But I don't work here.
See ya later!
Oh, that was a close one.
SPONGEBOB:
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
I don't know.
What do you want to do today?
( gasps )
I know what I want to do today!
I need some money.
Uh...
Uh...
Oh!
Oh...
I don't have any money.
SpongeBob!
I want a balloon
really, really badly!
Really, really badly!
It's okay, Patrick.
There's lots of money
in the First National Bank
of SpongeBob!
Follow me...!
Uh-oh. I'm broke, too.
Maybe we can borrow money
from Squidward.
Wait! Instead of
borrowing the money
why don't we just borrow
the balloon?!
Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!
It's just borrowing, right?
Yeah! And borrowing
is okay
as long as we bring it
back, right?
Right!
( whistling )
( both laughing )
This is so great!!
We're going to have so much fun!
First we can run
with the balloon.
Yeah, then we can
go to the beach
with the balloon!
Then we can take a bike ride
with the balloon.
Then we can go to the movies
and the arcade
and the ice rink
and the pizza shop!
And the moon and the sky
and under a car,
behind a Dumpster.
And the candy shop.
And my backyard.
And in a plane.
And over a rock.
And under a hill.
And with a whale.
We love borrowing!
We love borrowing!
It popped.
Aah...!
Aah...!
How are we going to
return it now, SpongeBob?
I've got the pieces!
I found the air!
Hurry, put the pieces on!
We popped the balloon!
Ga-hee...!
We can't return it!!
Wha-guh...!
We're thieves!
Hi-yo-hoo...!
We have to confess!
Confess?!
Are you out of your mind?
Do you have any idea
what they do to people like us?
We're not talking about
some dumb mail fraud scheme
or hijacking here.
We stole a balloon!
They're going to
lock us up forever!
You're right!
We've just got to
keep our heads!
Act normal.
( both gibbering wildly )
Wow! Street
performers!
( crowd cheering )
BOTH:
It's not working!
BOTH:
Aah...!
( both grunt )
Hi there!
BOTH:
Aah...
Hey! Don't you want
a free balloon?
It's National Free Balloon Day!
( panting )
He's on to us!
( panting )
It's not safe in
Bikini Bottom anymore!
We've got to move fast
and cover our tracks!
I'm on it, SpongeBob!
( both panting )
Take a last look, Patrick.
We can never go back.
Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
We've only got ourselves and
what we can carry on our backs.
Yup.
( grunting )
We're going to have
to travel lighter.
( crickets chirping )
I want to go home.
We can never go home, Pat.
We're wanted men.
We'll spend the rest of our
lives running... running...
but at least it's warm
around the fire.
Hey, if we're underwater,
how can there be a...
I'm scared, SpongeBob!
No more nice warm beds.
Huh?
No more Krabby Patties.
Oh!
No more getting mail!
No more Gary!
No more movies!
No more Squidward!
No more Sandy or Pearl
or Mr. Krabs!
No more anything!
I want ice cream!
But it doesn't have to
be all bad, right?
I mean... at least
we have each other.
Yeah!
And all that running
is good for your buns
and thighs.
Ja! Buns and thighs.
And the bitter cold?
It's bracing, isn't it!
Yeah! Maybe being a felon
could be... fun!
We can loosen our ties.
Yeah!
And we can fly!
Yeah!
Aah...!
( crash )
Okay... we still
can't do that!
But we don't have to shave.
I'm way ahead of you, buddy!
And you get to talk tough!
( gruff voice ):
This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
Let me try!
Uh... hey, punk... heh-heh!
And the best part is...
now that we're felons,
we don't have to return
anything we borrow!
BOTH:
Yeah!
And we owe it all to you!
What are you talking about?
Taking the balloon
was your evil plan.
Oh, I'm nothing
but a lot of talk!
You're the one
with the sticky fingers.
Aw, Patrick...
you're the best
bad influence ever!
You, too!
( both sigh happily )
I wish we had something
to eat, though.
Look what I've got!
Rectangles!
Not just any rectangles...
candy bars!
Oh...!
All we have to do is make them
last the rest of our lives!
Thanks, SpongeBob!
I think I'll eat it now!
Ah...
I think I'll eat it now.
( crunch )
Ow! Who...?
Where did my candy bar go?
I must have dropped it!
You just ate it, Pat.
It's all over your face.
Where did it go?
I'm going to starve!
Where did it go?
( grunting )
I can't find it!
Where could it possibly be?
Aha!
What?
You stole my candy bar!
No, I didn't.
Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
Once a thief, always a thief.
You ate yours.
This is mine!
You took my only food.
Now I'm going to starve.
Here, Patrick, just
take half of mine.
Yours? You mean mine!
Do you want it or what?
I don't want it unless
you admit you took it.
This is my candy bar!
Liar liar, plants for hire.
It's pants on fire, Patrick.
Well, you would know... liar.
Well, if you're going to be
that way, I'll eat it myself.
You'd better not.
I'm warning you!
Ah...
Don't!
Ah...
Stop it!
Don't!
Oh!
Mmm...
Argh...!
( squeaking )
( screaming )
Uhm... mmm... mmm...
Argh...!
Uhm... uhm...
Aah...!
( slurps )
Mm-hmm...
You're a crazy person!
I should have expected this
after the way
you stole that balloon!
Did I, Patrick, did I?
Or did your criminal mind
hypnotize me to steal it?!
Ohh...!
That's it!
Aah... oh-ho...!
First the balloon,
now my candy bar...
you're out of control!
I'm...
I'm telling on you.
( gasps )
Not if I tell on you first!
I'll beat you there!
( huffing and panting )
You're going to get in trouble!
No, you... you are!
( huffing and panting )
( talking simultaneously,
panting ): He... I... and I...
and the balloon...
And the, and the...
uh, uh... boom... I...
What can I do for you, boys?
BOTH:
We stole a balloon!
( crying )
PATRICK:
I'm no good.
SPONGEBOB:
We stole a balloon!
What's the problem here?
It appears these two
stole a balloon.
What are you going to do to us?
( whispering )
Okay, follow me.
If you can't do the time,
don't do the crime.
Okay, time's up.
Now get out!
But... but we stole
a balloon!
Yeah...
on Free Balloon Day.
( both laughing )
How about some lollipops
for the road, boys?
Let's vow never
to borrow anything
without permission again.
You said it!
All right... which one of you
flatfoots stole my lollipop?
( all laughing )
SPONGEBOB:
Oh, brother!
( laughter continues )
PATRICK:
I mean it.