SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 11 - Shanghaied/Gary Takes a Bath - full transcript
Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward's window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It's The Flying Dutchman's ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he's so annoying. SpongeBob and Patrick love being slaves on board his ghostly ship and it drives the Dutchman crazy. An angry Dutchman resigns to eat them the next day, so SpongeBob and Patrick steal his special dining socks in retaliation. He agrees to grant them 3 wishes in exchange for the socks. They quickly blow the first two wishes. Their destiny will be determined by the audience voting over the phone lines and the internet in a special episode called "You Wish". Gary Takes a Bath: It's time to give Gary a bath, but he doesn't want to take one. SpongeBob tries to lure Gary into the tub but he refuses to go. In the end, Gary outsmarts SpongeBob by luring him outside. SpongeBob falls in the mud and ends up even dirtier than Gary ever was. Gary meows and goes back inside.
( Sandy humming )
There we go!
Hey, SpongeBob, I got
all the leaves rake...
( leaves crunching )
SpongeBob! What are
all these leaves doing here?!
You said you were
gonna rake 'em!
I am raking leaves.
But they're still
all over the ground!
Sandy, I can't rake any faster!
These are big leaves!
( grunting, snap )
And they keep breaking
into more leaves!
Then go scrape the salt lick
or somethin'!
We got to get this stuff done
before it's too late!
What's the big rush anyway,
Sandy?
I told ya, SpongeBob..
I'm hibernating next week!
Hibernating? What's that?
It's when I go to sleep
for the whole winter.
Can I do that?
( giggles )
No, silly!
It's a mammalian thing!
Sandy, you may not
have noticed...
but I is 100% m-male.
( vacuum running )
Enough chitter-chatter,
SpongeBob.
We don't have much time left!
Why Sandy? When does your...
carburation begin?
In one week!
But Sandy..
That only gives us...
one... two... three...
( gasps )
168 more hours of playtime!
You're tellin' me!
And there's still so much to do!
We got to climb some things.
Climb!
We got to jump off of stuff.
Jump!
We got to ride!
Ride.
I don't want to go to sleep yet!
Wait, Sandy...
I can't burn carbs
in my sleep!
Sandy?
What?!
Sandy, I'm willing to sacrifice
any of my time
that I haven't already sold
to Mr. Krabs to you.
Well, I'm glad, SpongeBob,
'cause for the next seven days
it's going to
be you... me...
and these sweatbands!
( Pantera playing )
Yee-ha...!
Uh... I can explain.
l'm hotter than
a hickory-smoked sausage!
Whoo-hoo!
Oop! Bleh...
Maybe, if we sing that song,
he'll come to life!
Ready?
BOTH:
♪ Oh, there once
was a sandman... ♪
Life's as extreme
as you want to make it!
Whoo!
Maybe we didn't sing it right.
( cracking )
Yeah...
Whew!
What a workout!
I'm going to be feeling
this tomorrow. Ow.
I got to say, I'm impressed
with you, SpongeBob!
You're makin' this the best
pre-hibernation week ever!
Well.. I'd better get home
before Gary chews up
the sofa again.
( sighs )
( cracking and groaning )
( cracking and groaning
continue )
( grunting and groaning )
( sighs )
Good night, Gary!
( snoring and mewing )
( crickets chirping, beep )
( Pantera playing )
Aah...!
( shivering )
Whoo-hoo!
Nothin' like
a refreshing morning dip
huh, SpongeBob?
W-w-what h-h-happened
to s-s-sleeping?
I'll be asleep all winter!
We only got three days for fun!
Well, hurry now!
The giant clams like
to feed at this hour.
( grunting )
( blows whistle )
( panting )
Isn't this great?!
Yeah! I've never played
extreme jacks before!
Okay, SpongeBob,
this one's going to be fun!
We just whack each other
with these giant ear cleaners
till one of us falls off!
On your mark...
get set...
Sandy, are you sure
we're supposed to be
standing up here?
Go!
SPONGEBOB:
Aah...
Ooh!
Come on, SpongeBob!
We're goin' for a tandem ride
through the park.
Gee, that sounds safe.
I mean fun!
( grunts )
Okay, I'm ready.
( Pantera playing )
( panting )
I thought you said
we were riding
through the park, Sandy!
I did, SpongeBob...
the industrial park!
This is where
the real action is!
Come on, pedal!
This part gets pretty technical!
Yee-haw!
Now for the speed course!
Hang on!
I hope we make it!
Aah... aah...!
I'm havin' fun, too!
Wake up, slowpoke!
We're goin' fly fishin'!
( thinking ):
This squirrel's
trying to kill me!
Any more of these stunts and
I'll be reduced to a puddle!
Wait a minute... I got to
talk my way out of this!
Sandy, I need
to tell you something...
What is it?
Well, it's just
that I'm feeling sort of...
( gurgling )
l just feel like maybe
I need to... ( gurgling )
Hold that thought, SpongeBob
'cause it's time for
a down-home favorite!
Find the hay
in the needle stack!
( Pantera playing )
( teeth chattering )
Ow, ow, ow-ow-ow,
ooh, ow-ow-ow...
Ouch.
Did ya find it?
Not yet!
Well, I'm going to look
over here!
You do that.
Found it, SpongeBob!
Come on!
Best two outta three!
( panting )
Got to hide! G-got to hide!
Home? No!
Gary can't keep a secret!
Under a rock?
It's so original!
( grunts )
SpongeBob...?!
( grunting )
SpongeBob...?
Where are you,
little square dude?
( gasps )
SpongeBob's tie!
And all his other
little dressin's!
But... but...
he always folds his clothes
before running around
in the nude!
Something terrible
must have happened to him!
All right! Listen up, y'all!
I'm roundin' up a search party!
SpongeBob's gone missin'!
Man the lifeboats!
Alpha Team, you search uptown!
Gold Team searches downtown.
Any questions?
Gold Team rules!
SANDY:
Now get movin'!
( crowd yelling )
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
Someone look up there!
Here, boy!
Put your dorsal fins into it!
SANDY:
Come on!
He could be anywhere
in these sulfur fields!
Hey, SpongeBob?
Well, at least I still
have my personality.
Check in this here moist cave!
ALL:
SpongeBob?
Aah...!
Status report!
He's not in the poison
sea urchin cove.
Well, look again!
He's not at the leech farm.
Well, look again!
He's not in my thoughts.
Well, think again!
Attention, Bikini Bottom!
The time has come to double...
no, triple our efforts!
SQUIDWARD:
How about a break?!
We've been at it for days!
Think about the children!
That's a good idea!
Use the children to crawl
into small places
you couldn't normally reach!
( whispers ):
This is a load
of barnacles.
I heard that!
No one's going anywhere
till we find SpongeBob!
Uh... oh, wait...
Um, here he is!
That ain't SpongeBob!
SpongeBob is square!
( grunting )
I'm ready! I'm ready!
No, you ain't!
I found SquareBob!
That's just a cereal box!
Besides, he's yellow!
Uh, here he is!
Hey, can I go home now?!
Oh, look!
He's up in the sky!
He's not... huh?!
They must've gone
to search some more!
( someone coughs )
SpongeBob?!
Where are you?!
( grunts )
You under there?!
( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Uh, I can explain.
SpongeBob?! ( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Nope!
SpongeBob, where are you?!
( crashing, grunting )
SANDY:
Nope... nope... nope...
MAN:
That squirrel's gone crazy!
WOMAN:
But she'll never look
under a rock!
SPONGEBOB:
( laughs ) You said it!
Sandy'll never find us!
( laughs nervously )
Hey, wait!
You don't understand!
Oh, look, it is I, SpongeBob
out here in the open.
SpongeBob?
Aah...!
Come on! Let me back in!
You don't understand!
( cheering )
Oh, SpongeBob!
I was so worried!
I thought somethin'
terrible happened!
Come on! There's just enough
time to go atom-smashing!
Sandy, wait!
There's no time to wait!
Hibernation!
Sandy, you got to make time!
This is important!
( gulps )
I... am a man!
Okay Sandy, I... I... I... I...
I can't play with you anymore!
I just can't take the games!
They're... tearing me apart!!
( crying )
There, I said it.
( sniffles )
Now just promise we
can still be friends.
Please, Sandy?
This isn't
easy. I...
( snoring )
Sandy?
( snoring )
( laughs )
I never thought I'd say it,
but thank Neptune
for hibernation!
( laughing )
( snoring )
( both snoring )
Who are you people?!
There we go!
Hey, SpongeBob, I got
all the leaves rake...
( leaves crunching )
SpongeBob! What are
all these leaves doing here?!
You said you were
gonna rake 'em!
I am raking leaves.
But they're still
all over the ground!
Sandy, I can't rake any faster!
These are big leaves!
( grunting, snap )
And they keep breaking
into more leaves!
Then go scrape the salt lick
or somethin'!
We got to get this stuff done
before it's too late!
What's the big rush anyway,
Sandy?
I told ya, SpongeBob..
I'm hibernating next week!
Hibernating? What's that?
It's when I go to sleep
for the whole winter.
Can I do that?
( giggles )
No, silly!
It's a mammalian thing!
Sandy, you may not
have noticed...
but I is 100% m-male.
( vacuum running )
Enough chitter-chatter,
SpongeBob.
We don't have much time left!
Why Sandy? When does your...
carburation begin?
In one week!
But Sandy..
That only gives us...
one... two... three...
( gasps )
168 more hours of playtime!
You're tellin' me!
And there's still so much to do!
We got to climb some things.
Climb!
We got to jump off of stuff.
Jump!
We got to ride!
Ride.
I don't want to go to sleep yet!
Wait, Sandy...
I can't burn carbs
in my sleep!
Sandy?
What?!
Sandy, I'm willing to sacrifice
any of my time
that I haven't already sold
to Mr. Krabs to you.
Well, I'm glad, SpongeBob,
'cause for the next seven days
it's going to
be you... me...
and these sweatbands!
( Pantera playing )
Yee-ha...!
Uh... I can explain.
l'm hotter than
a hickory-smoked sausage!
Whoo-hoo!
Oop! Bleh...
Maybe, if we sing that song,
he'll come to life!
Ready?
BOTH:
♪ Oh, there once
was a sandman... ♪
Life's as extreme
as you want to make it!
Whoo!
Maybe we didn't sing it right.
( cracking )
Yeah...
Whew!
What a workout!
I'm going to be feeling
this tomorrow. Ow.
I got to say, I'm impressed
with you, SpongeBob!
You're makin' this the best
pre-hibernation week ever!
Well.. I'd better get home
before Gary chews up
the sofa again.
( sighs )
( cracking and groaning )
( cracking and groaning
continue )
( grunting and groaning )
( sighs )
Good night, Gary!
( snoring and mewing )
( crickets chirping, beep )
( Pantera playing )
Aah...!
( shivering )
Whoo-hoo!
Nothin' like
a refreshing morning dip
huh, SpongeBob?
W-w-what h-h-happened
to s-s-sleeping?
I'll be asleep all winter!
We only got three days for fun!
Well, hurry now!
The giant clams like
to feed at this hour.
( grunting )
( blows whistle )
( panting )
Isn't this great?!
Yeah! I've never played
extreme jacks before!
Okay, SpongeBob,
this one's going to be fun!
We just whack each other
with these giant ear cleaners
till one of us falls off!
On your mark...
get set...
Sandy, are you sure
we're supposed to be
standing up here?
Go!
SPONGEBOB:
Aah...
Ooh!
Come on, SpongeBob!
We're goin' for a tandem ride
through the park.
Gee, that sounds safe.
I mean fun!
( grunts )
Okay, I'm ready.
( Pantera playing )
( panting )
I thought you said
we were riding
through the park, Sandy!
I did, SpongeBob...
the industrial park!
This is where
the real action is!
Come on, pedal!
This part gets pretty technical!
Yee-haw!
Now for the speed course!
Hang on!
I hope we make it!
Aah... aah...!
I'm havin' fun, too!
Wake up, slowpoke!
We're goin' fly fishin'!
( thinking ):
This squirrel's
trying to kill me!
Any more of these stunts and
I'll be reduced to a puddle!
Wait a minute... I got to
talk my way out of this!
Sandy, I need
to tell you something...
What is it?
Well, it's just
that I'm feeling sort of...
( gurgling )
l just feel like maybe
I need to... ( gurgling )
Hold that thought, SpongeBob
'cause it's time for
a down-home favorite!
Find the hay
in the needle stack!
( Pantera playing )
( teeth chattering )
Ow, ow, ow-ow-ow,
ooh, ow-ow-ow...
Ouch.
Did ya find it?
Not yet!
Well, I'm going to look
over here!
You do that.
Found it, SpongeBob!
Come on!
Best two outta three!
( panting )
Got to hide! G-got to hide!
Home? No!
Gary can't keep a secret!
Under a rock?
It's so original!
( grunts )
SpongeBob...?!
( grunting )
SpongeBob...?
Where are you,
little square dude?
( gasps )
SpongeBob's tie!
And all his other
little dressin's!
But... but...
he always folds his clothes
before running around
in the nude!
Something terrible
must have happened to him!
All right! Listen up, y'all!
I'm roundin' up a search party!
SpongeBob's gone missin'!
Man the lifeboats!
Alpha Team, you search uptown!
Gold Team searches downtown.
Any questions?
Gold Team rules!
SANDY:
Now get movin'!
( crowd yelling )
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
Someone look up there!
Here, boy!
Put your dorsal fins into it!
SANDY:
Come on!
He could be anywhere
in these sulfur fields!
Hey, SpongeBob?
Well, at least I still
have my personality.
Check in this here moist cave!
ALL:
SpongeBob?
Aah...!
Status report!
He's not in the poison
sea urchin cove.
Well, look again!
He's not at the leech farm.
Well, look again!
He's not in my thoughts.
Well, think again!
Attention, Bikini Bottom!
The time has come to double...
no, triple our efforts!
SQUIDWARD:
How about a break?!
We've been at it for days!
Think about the children!
That's a good idea!
Use the children to crawl
into small places
you couldn't normally reach!
( whispers ):
This is a load
of barnacles.
I heard that!
No one's going anywhere
till we find SpongeBob!
Uh... oh, wait...
Um, here he is!
That ain't SpongeBob!
SpongeBob is square!
( grunting )
I'm ready! I'm ready!
No, you ain't!
I found SquareBob!
That's just a cereal box!
Besides, he's yellow!
Uh, here he is!
Hey, can I go home now?!
Oh, look!
He's up in the sky!
He's not... huh?!
They must've gone
to search some more!
( someone coughs )
SpongeBob?!
Where are you?!
( grunts )
You under there?!
( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Uh, I can explain.
SpongeBob?! ( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Nope!
( grunts )
Nope!
SpongeBob, where are you?!
( crashing, grunting )
SANDY:
Nope... nope... nope...
MAN:
That squirrel's gone crazy!
WOMAN:
But she'll never look
under a rock!
SPONGEBOB:
( laughs ) You said it!
Sandy'll never find us!
( laughs nervously )
Hey, wait!
You don't understand!
Oh, look, it is I, SpongeBob
out here in the open.
SpongeBob?
Aah...!
Come on! Let me back in!
You don't understand!
( cheering )
Oh, SpongeBob!
I was so worried!
I thought somethin'
terrible happened!
Come on! There's just enough
time to go atom-smashing!
Sandy, wait!
There's no time to wait!
Hibernation!
Sandy, you got to make time!
This is important!
( gulps )
I... am a man!
Okay Sandy, I... I... I... I...
I can't play with you anymore!
I just can't take the games!
They're... tearing me apart!!
( crying )
There, I said it.
( sniffles )
Now just promise we
can still be friends.
Please, Sandy?
This isn't
easy. I...
( snoring )
Sandy?
( snoring )
( laughs )
I never thought I'd say it,
but thank Neptune
for hibernation!
( laughing )
( snoring )
( both snoring )
Who are you people?!