SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 12, Episode 13 - SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout - full transcript
SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepares a surprise for SpongeBob.
Are you ready, kids?
All:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
All:
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
*SpongeBob SquarePants*
[♪♪] *SpongeBob SquarePants*
Season 12 Episode 13
[waves crashing]
[♪♪] [funky music]
[♪♪] Episode Title:
"SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout"
[♪♪]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
[upbeat music]
[grunts]
[sputtering]
Oh.
Hi, kids!
Patchy Pirate here
on a glorious day.
I'm going to deliver this here
very special present
to SpongeBob
on his birthday.
That is, if I can get
this blasted boat to start.
And start!
[chuckles]
[squawking]
Maybe if you remembered
to fill the tank with gas...
Oh, Potty,
you're full of gas!
Get outta here!
I see the problem!
[bang]
[tweeting, groans]
Walking is better than
driving anyway.
I've been meaning to work
on me land legs.
[squawking]
[laughs]
Now to see which way
the wind is blowing.
[squawking]
[whistle blows]
This way!
Whoa!
[squawking]
Hard to port!
[soft music]
[snores]
Wake up!
[meows "Happy Birthday"]
What?
Today?
My birthday?
Oh Gary, you know
I never pay attention
to those sorts of things.
[horn blows]
[giggling]
[gasps]
Oh, wow, Gary!
Did you make me this
jelly fishing net yourself?
[meows]
[humming]
[grunting]
Best present ever!
[meows]
[giggles]
[♪♪]
Aw, c'mon, Patrick.
We've been up all night.
For the one millionth time,
you're going to get SpongeBob
out of his house
with a sightseeing tour
so we can go in and decorate it
for his surprise party.
Okay?
Repeat it back to me.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna collect all
the pretty eggs that I can see
and repeat it back to me.
[all groan]
[alarm rings]
Hmm?
Oh, would you look at the hour?
It's almost time for me
to take SpongeBob on that tour
so you guys
can decorate his house.
All:
Huh?
Huh.
I guess even a broken moron
can be right once a day.
Hey!
What's the big idea?
It's part of the plan,
idiot!
I jump from your shorts
into SpongeBob's pocket
to get his keys?
Remember?
Okay, well, don't mess
with my stuff in there.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Hi, buddy.
Uh...
[giggles]
[animal noises]
[horn blows]
[animal noises]
[vocalizes]
[gasps]
You remembered my birthday!
[groaning]
[car horn honks]
Oh, and you got me
a sightseeing bus tour
as a present!
[moaning]
Huh?
Oh, oh!
And... and there's a secret
I'm not supposed to tell you,
which is...
[straining]
[dramatic music]
[♪♪]
Nope.
I lost everything in the fire.
Who are you?
Who am I?
Where are we?
I have an idea, pal.
How would you like to take
a little sightseeing tour
with me?
Wow.
Thank you, kind stranger.
[grunts]
[strains]
[chuckles]
[both strain]
Hmm?
[groans]
Ow!
[chuckles]
I've got his house key!
Hey!
This is the key
to the Krusty Krab!
[giggles]
The secret formula is... ow!
[chuckles]
Nice work, Plankton,
and nice try.
[♪♪]
[groans]
Hold on there, old timer.
We're gonna need you
as a lookout.
What? Cook out?
When you see SpongeBob
approaching, give a holler.
Can ya holler?
[exhales]
Eh, not bad.
You just keep practicing that,
tiger.
Huh? Tiger?
There's a tiger?
Oh!
[snores]
Come on!
We need to make room inside
for the party.
[strains]
I could use a little help here!
Sorry, my claws are full.
[groans]
Where do we put all this junk?
Follow me.
Just a little further.
[upbeat music plays
in headphones]
[hums]
Ah, I sure worked up
that sweat.
[yells]
What is SpongeBob's awful
furniture doing in my house?
[yells]
We're gussying up SpongeBob's
house for his birthday,
and something about you
tells me you are quite
the interior decorator.
Hmm?
Of course!
I didn't give myself
all those awards for nothing!
Yee-haw!
SpongeBob's place is gonna look
prettier than a country bride!
[mooing, giggling]
Whoo-ho!
Oh, this is so exciting!
I wonder where we're going?
We're going to Surface Land!
[group exclaiming]
Surface Land?
[screams]
[screams]
Hi, everybody, and welcome
to Surface Land Tours!
I'm your tour guide,
Rube.
All:
Hi, Rube!
Before we drive to
the amazing Surface Land,
I'm required to read you
these tour bus rules.
"Please sit in
an upright position.
Absolutely no bad language!"
[dolphin chirping]
"No horseplay!"
[both neighing]
"And no digging, no dancing,
no tanning, no cooking,
"no fencing, no drowning,
no molting, no running,
no trespassing,
no peeking, and no balloons!"
[both groaning]
Aww.
Not even birthday balloons?
[gasp]
Oh, my goodness!
Is it your birthday?
Yes!
[giggles]
Well, I would love
for everyone
to sing
happy birthday to you!
Yes!
Aww, really?
That is so...
Not now, of course.
Tour time is tight!
Whoa!
[all yelling]
Okay, everybody,
we're on Upseedaisy Street,
and ready for lift off!
Both:
Lift off?
[brakes screech, all scream]
Amazing!
- Oh, are we there yet?
- Almost.
But we need a little boost
to the surface.
[horn honks]
[sputtering]
[all yell]
[sonar beeps]
[both cheer]
[clanging]
[sonar beeping]
Ooh!
Look, it's Sandy's friend,
Frenchy!
Oui, oui!
You can say that again,
birthday boy.
Oui, oui!
Can you guys please
stop saying "wee wee"?
[strains]
Gotta go!
Gotta go!
[exciting music]
[yells]
[♪♪]
Wave goodbye to Frenchy,
everybody!
All:
Goodbye, Frenchy!
Au revoir, my friends!
[dolphin chirps]
[upbeat music]
[submarine horn honks,
sonar beeps]
[groans]
Ah!
Tartar sauce!
[♪♪]
Now remember everyone,
keep your arms and legs
inside the bus at all times
'cause we are about
to encounter a gaggle
of nearly naked
beach giraffes!
[♪♪]
All:
Ooh!
Uh!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
[upbeat party music]
[♪♪]
[both moaning]
[yells]
Both: Nearly naked
beach giraffes!
[people cheering]
[both moaning]
Don't worry, everyone.
The beach giraffes
may look crazy,
but they're actually
peaceful creatures.
Let's get a closer look.
[both moaning]
[all screaming]
[♪♪]
Hey, kids, welcome
to Beach Blanket Bean-go!
[all cheering]
And here's your host,
Beanie McBeans!
[cheers]
Hey!
What do you want?
All:
Beans!
When do you want them?
All:
Beans!
- [laughs]
all: Beans, beans, beans...
[cheering]
Beans, beans,
good for your heart!
They make you strong,
they make you smart!
When I eat beans, I squeal!
I eat beans with every meal!
You do, too!
You know you do!
[all cheering]
Beans, beans!
Beans, beans, beans!
[♪♪]
Both:
Ooh!
Oh, he's good.
All right,
you know the rules.
First question:
How many beans
are in a 16 ounce can?
Uh?
Three million?
Sorry!
Wrong answer!
[all gasp]
Yeah!
[cheering]
Better luck next time!
And now it's time
for our next contestant.
[giggles]
Hi!
What is your favorite
kind of bean?
Um...
strawberry beans?
Is the correct answer!
Ooh!
Yay!
[cheers]
So many beans!
[whimpering]
Uh-oh.
[cheers]
- Whoa!
- Must have beans!
Whoa!
Uh-oh!
Beans, beans, beans,
beans, beans!
- Whoa!
- Stop! Aah!
[whimpering]
[yells]
Wrong answer!
[all cheer]
[groaning]
Patrick!
You ate all the water!
It's not my fault.
The water got in the way!
Passengers,
do not panic!
We can get water
right over there.
[upbeat music]
[♪♪]
[all wheezing]
Okay.
Perfect!
[♪♪]
[all groaning]
[laughter]
[all clamoring]
Ah!
And we're back.
Yeesh, I thought this was
my birthday, not my deathday!
[laughs]
I'm sorry, Patrick.
I was just kidding.
[screams]
[all screaming]
Oh!
What am I looking at?
You're looking at
an amazing creature
that is just as afraid of you
as you are of it.
Both:
I doubt it!
I'm telling ya,
that is a blue feathered
northwestern pie-dragon.
So calm down, guys.
It only eats pies.
[all whimpering]
I was wrong!
It's gonna eat us!
Run!
[all scream]
[brakes squeal, barking]
Whoa!
[snores]
[indistinct chatter]
I should be decorating!
No one here knows diddly
about SpongeBob!
I know more about SpongeBob
than I care to!
So I should decorate.
Have you ever taught him
to drive?
Have you ever tried
to annihilate him!
Now hold your horses!
Seems like everyone has
their own ideas
about how to decorate
for SpongeBob.
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
Well, since SpongeBob
works for me,
I know he'd like
a Krusty Krab theme!
Working for you means
he's a masochist.
So a torture theme
is the way to go.
[groans]
Ow.
[doorbell rings]
A driving theme is
what SpongeBob would love.
[sniffs]
Hmm.
Unleaded.
You're all lame!
The theme has got to be
Mermaid Man or nada.
[exciting music]
[yells]
I'm obviously his idol.
A theme based on me
is the only...
Everybody hog-tie your lips
and listen up!
Since we all know what
SpongeBob likes best,
how about each of us
gets to decorate
one section of the house?
[grunts]
All:
Oh!
[meows]
- Hiya!
- [groans]
Oh.
Sorry, Squidward.
Hmm.
Sorry, Squidward...
[whimpering]
[groans]
Behold my super pit power!
No, no, no!
[growls]
Ew!
Will you kindly keep
your Squidward puddle
on your side of the line?
Ha!
You tell him, sweetheart.
Whoa!
That hurt-erer.
[laughs]
Oh yeah, looks like the Party
Wars are just beginning.
[chomping]
[laughs]
[screams]
[groans]
- Eew!
- [yells]
[growls]
[yells]
[growls]
You did that on porpoise.
Aw!
Tell it to your Aunt Chovy!
Well, I need to use
the little boys room.
- Oh, yes!
- Hmm?
What I need is you!
Oh, just...
Wait a minute, lady!
Now my "Pedestrians Have
The Right Of Way" display
is perfect!
Is this the restroom?
Why do you get
to use this elder?
I saw him first!
You'll make
a great Mermaid Man.
There's only one thing
I want to make.
Aren't these leafy things
amazing?
Ooh!
My friend Sandy
has one of these.
They call them trees.
All: Whoa!
I didn't know that.
Wow!
Look at the big brain
on the birthday boy!
Nobody looks at my friend's
brain without permission!
- [animals chittering]
- Whoa!
[dog barks]
Oh, who's a good dog?
Go get it! Go get it!
Go get it, girl! Get it!
Yeah!
Good girl!
What a birthday!
Beach giraffes, pie-dragons,
and beans!
Oh, I can't wait to see
what happens next!
- [all groan]
- Oh, my!
It's a flying pie!
All:
Ooh!
[giggles]
And here comes the pie-dragon!
[all scream, barking]
[all sigh]
That sure was a close one,
eh, folks?
Amazing!
Whoa!
[laughs]
[yells]
It's coming back!
[brakes squeal]
[yelling, barking]
We're not pie!
Why is it chasing us?
Why?
Why?
[garbled yell]
[barking]
Patrick,
let go of that pie!
[growls]
Bad Patrick, bad!
- Yah!
- [barking]
Aww, I wanted flying pie.
[giggles]
Take this instead.
[farting]
[giggles]
[goofy music]
Okay.
We'll stay on the path,
where it's not so dangerous.
And I think that
this is the perfect time
to sing "Happy Birthday" to
our little square friend here!
[yells]
[kazoo buzzes]
All:
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Look out!
- [humming]
- [squawking]
[all scream]
All:
Road hog!
- [humming]
- [squawking]
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, man, I am starving.
I haven't been to
a party in 20 years.
Yo, dude.
Is this the line
for SpongeBob's party?
Oh, yes.
Mmm.
I brought
the birthday cake.
It's gone.
Oh, no, it's still here.
[giggles]
Do me a favor, Slappy.
When we're inside,
stay away from me.
Say, what a party.
[all chattering]
They really dressed
the place up.
Yeah, there it is.
Smells great.
Our boy sure has a lot
of interesting friends.
What kind of party food
is that, dear?
Uh, aquarium fish flakes.
Well, now it is a party!
Eh!
[slurping]
Step right up to enter
the Krusty Krab section
of this party.
What do I gotta do to get in?
Just consent to a pat down,
old timer.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
[chuckles]
Ooh!
Okay, you're good.
Hmm.
Lowbrow compared
to my highbrow.
Say, aren't you a little old
for this weenie wizard stuff?
I am casting
a vanishing spell upon you.
Begone!
[laughs]
Begone!
[chokes]
Water!
Huh?
Ooh!
I have powers!
[hums]
All:
Ooh! Cake!
Please, everybody,
don't eat the party food!
We have to wait
for SpongeBob!
[groans]
It's supposed
to be a surprise!
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
All:
Aww!
[glass shatters]
Sorry.
Please be careful.
[glass shatters]
- [sighs]
- Hey, hey, hey!
Don't sit on that table!
Oh, I'm just having fun,
and I brought cake.
[gulp]
[belch]
[groans]
[kids laugh]
Aww!
I just had my tail done!
This makes me hotter than
a billy goat in a pepper patch!
Hiya!
[breathes heavily, yells]
Surprise.
Not yet.
[chuckles]
Hey!
[chuckles]
- How much for this one?
- Oh, no.
That's a present for
SpongeBob... ten bucks.
Here's some fun back at ya!
- Oh!
- [glass shatters]
I love your work.
Have you got anything heavier?
[laughs]
Ow, man.
What the heck?
It's a theme party.
Get into it.
Say it, Fred.
No.
Say it!
[groans]
My leg.
Party games!
[yells]
[all cheer]
Hey!
Don't do that!
[gasps]
Uh-oh.
I hope someone brings a wall
as a present.
Make that two walls.
[all cheer]
- [chuckles]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[chuckles]
[all cheer]
Great idea, Puff!
Some positive energy!
Hey, everybody!
Dance party!
Yee-haw!
Come on, boys.
Move those feet!
Do-si-do!
[both laugh]
[groans]
[moaning]
Ow!
Ah!
[gasps]
SpongeBob better
come home soon.
I don't know how long I can
keep these folks dancing.
Oh, you took me by surprise.
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
Wow!
In Surface Land, everywhere
you go is full of surprises!
[tires squeal]
Yeah, I'm surprised
we haven't crashed yet.
All:
Wow!
As you can see,
Surface Land is full
of unexplained wonders!
[cheery music]
[♪♪]
All:
Whoa!
Best birthday ride ever!
I've read about this place,
Patrick.
It's the Paperclip Jungle!
Oh.
Oh!
[animal snarling]
Oh!
[groans]
[yells]
They're everywhere.
Just let me copy it!
[all chattering]
My fault, how is it my fault?
Ooh, what happens in here?
Smells like flop sweat!
Shh!
This is the secret hive
of the Double-breasted
Seer Suckers.
Let's watch
their strange rituals!
All:
Ooh!
He's coming!
[all gasping]
All:
Huh?
[grunting]
[all grunting]
[dog barking]
Both:
The pie-dragon!
This bunch of bananas is
getting too crazy for comfort.
We'd better split!
Whoa!
[alarm rings]
Lunch time!
All:
Huh?
[all clamoring]
Crash positions, everybody!
[whimsical music]
Both: Crash positions!
Check!
[barking]
[all clamoring]
The Trusty Slab?
Sounds familiar.
[cheery music]
[yelling]
Whew!
Sorry for the detour, folks.
Now back to de-tour.
[bell dings]
Ooh!
They grow 'em big up here,
SpongeBob!
Oh, come here.
[laughs]
Ooh!
[giggles]
Let's watch
these hungry beach giraffes
as they struggle
to communicate.
No, no, wait!
Uh, I'll have the, uh...
Sir, could you please
order something?
There are a lot of people
waiting here.
Some of us have lives.
Oh, don't rush me!
I almost had it!
Uh...
[laughs]
That guy's so dumb!
Where in tarnation
is my lunch?
The service here is slower than
a three-legged dog in molasses!
[gasps]
Me customerers!
All right, all right,
all right!
What's the hold up here,
Mr. Manward?
How should I know?
Go ask your persnickety
fry cook.
Between him and
this other idiot,
we're not gonna make it
through the lunch rush alive.
Well, I'll just see
about that!
Hmm!
You'll be having
the number three with cheese!
Aw, that's what
I was gonna order.
I'll have the... the number
cheese with cheese.
Don't you have somewhere else
to be a nitwit?
Not until 4:00.
[cackles]
[hums]
- Jimbob?
- Hi!
Got a restaurant full
of hungry customers out there!
Where are their burgers?
Ooh, Mr. Slabs, you know that
I can't serve a Slabby Patty...
♪ until it's cooked
just right ♪
♪ Slabby patty,
and it's cooked just right ♪
♪ Slabby patty, day and night,
what a nifty tasty sight ♪
♪ Slabby patty
and it's cooked just right ♪
I love this guy!
[laughs]
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
- Enough of that!
- Sorry, sir.
Get those ship-shape
burgers shipped out
or you'll be doing your soft
shoe across the street
at the Crumb Basket!
Yes, Mr. Slabs.
It won't happen again,
Mr. Slabs.
Sorry, Mr. Slabs.
[grunting]
Hmm, that'll be the day...
All right, troops,
prepare to be deployed!
[yells]
[babbling]
Both:
Ooh!
[yells]
Giant patties!
[whimpering]
[laughs]
What fun!
Ooh, I just gotta get
a closer look
at that glorious spatula!
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
[yells]
Oops, forgot the cheese!
Oh!
Patrick!
Patrick, help!
[muffled cries]
Huh?
[panting]
Oh!
I'm coming, buddy!
[inhales]
[grunts]
[gasping]
Never get out of the bus,
Patrick.
Never get out of the bus!
Who's hungry?
[all cheer]
Amazing!
Lunch time, everybody!
[yelling, chomping]
Mmm.
Where's the meat?
Dagnabit!
That's it!
I'm taking my business
elsewhere!
You're not going anywhere,
sister!
Sit down!
And everybody freeze!
This is a robbery!
[all groan]
Slabs!
[gasps]
Show yourself!
[grunts]
You can only have
me cash register
over me cold lifeless shell!
Nobody wants
your stupid money.
Hand over the Slabby Patty
secret sauce recipe
and nobody gets vaporized, see?
[laughter]
[all groan]
You all have until the count
of three.
A-one, a-two...
Ha!
Karate chop!
[yelps]
You're welcome!
- Hmm.
- [cackles]
Ha!
She chopped him real good!
Fear not, gentle customers.
This is not a robber.
This is my lame competition
from across the street...
Charleston!
[cackles]
What gave me away?
My voice?
Huh?
No, your knit cap
had one eye hole.
Ugh!
Foiled by a hand crocheted
gift!
Mark my words, Slabs,
maybe not today but,
oh, someday, that secret
sauce recipe will be mine!
- [laughs]
- Nice try, weirdo.
[yells]
[cackles]
[groans]
Where am I?
Well, feeding time is over.
Hang on, everybody!
Eh, my Potty needs to use
your potty.
Sorry.
No.
Sorry, Potty,
you'll have to hold it.
Come on!
[squawking]
Easy for you to say!
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Oh, pardon me!
Ooh, that was delicious.
I love surface food!
[belches]
You missed a spot.
Ugh!
Thanks.
Okay, everybody,
the next point of interest
is coming up
in just a few short minutes, so
just relax and enjoy the... huh?
Stop the bus!
[brakes screech]
Whoa!
Rube, what is that?
Oh, that's what they call
a fish prison.
And one thing is for sure,
you don't ever want
to end up in there.
Huh?
[all yelling]
Who left this aquarium
out here?
[all yell]
Hi, nice to meet you!
[chuckles]
[dramatic music]
[snores]
I feel like
I've got three wheels down
and my axles are dragging.
[snores]
Where in tarnation
is SpongeBob?
No!
There!
That's better!
[all gasp]
Okay, no need to panic,
everyone.
Just a slight delay!
Heh.
[grunts]
Come on.
- Ooh!
- [groans]
What kind of monsters
would want to keep fish folk
in jail like this?
They're so beautiful.
Yeah!
Aww.
I want to kiss that one!
[chuckles]
I'm just gonna head back
to my seat.
Come on.
Come on!
Having trouble?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I can't get
this dang thing to budge.
Uh, hey!
I have a great idea!
I'll be right back!
Well, while we wait
for the great idea,
let's all sing
"Happy Birthday"
to our fellow passenger!
All:
♪ Happy ♪
[all yell]
[glass shatters]
Ho, ho!
[chuckles]
I just knew that empty aquarium
would break your fall!
That was a great idea,
Patrick!
Now we can get out of
this scary place.
Wait, Rube!
We can't leave all
these fish behind!
Yeah!
I'm in love!
[dramatic music]
I understand how you feel,
Birthday Bob,
but what can we do about it?
Ooh!
[laughs]
Whee!
[giggles]
This is the most amazing
thing I've ever done!
[giggles]
To the beach!
All:
To the beach!
Okay, everyone, we are about
to begin our final descent
into Bikini Bottom.
So this is your last chance
to take snapshots
before we submerge.
[camera shutters clicking]
[chuckling]
[barks]
[panting]
Dog!
[whining]
[pants]
Yeah!
Beans!
[chuckles]
[all cheer]
I'm so hungry still.
Did you see that?
Wow, it's a submarine!
That's amazing!
[crunch, yells]
Whoops!
Excuse me!
Hey,
you ran over my foot!
Uh, I don't think so.
I...
Oh!
I've had it with the beach!
I'm going to live in a volcano,
where it's safe.
[groaning]
Good-bye,
sweet Surface Land.
I'll never forget you.
[♪♪]
- Good-bye!
- Bye!
Good-bye, my love!
[smacking lips]
Thanks for sticking up for
me, Potty, ya big coward!
I move like a cat!
I hope that beach bozo
didn't damage SpongeBob's gift!
Now if I can only find
a way to get out to...
Ooh!
That island!
Then I can drop the present
over Bikini Bottom.
Maybe you could take
a ride on that?
[triumphant music]
Ooh!
[laughs]
[gagging]
All right, Potty,
I'm ready!
Fire!
Bombs away!
[yelling]
Hooray!
Yippie!
We did it!
Potty, we did it!
Well, that's the end
of our tour, folks.
I hope you all enjoyed
yourselves.
I sure as heck did!
You were right,
Rube, that was...
both:
Amazing!
I'm just sorry
we never had time
to sing "Happy Birthday"
to ya, SpongeBob.
Well, how about now?
You got it, birthday boy!
Let's sing "Happy Birthday,"
everyone!
A-one and a-two...
all:
♪ Happy birthday ♪
[all yell]
Nice try!
Maybe next year!
[grunts]
Oh, no!
He's here!
He's here!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob is here!
Well, of course I'm here.
Great job with your walker!
You walked really far.
Maybe I should get one
of these walking things.
How many miles to the gallon?
Why don't we just let Old
Man Walker get home, Patrick?
Home?
No, I...
Here, let me help.
Pow!
SpongeBob's here!
[giggles]
I hope I'm that spry
when I'm his age.
[grunts]
Huh.
Must have forgotten
to take my keys.
It looks open.
[dramatic music]
All:
Surprise...
A surprise party?
For me?
Oh, yeah.
I was gonna tell you.
Surprise!
[grunts, yawns]
Oh, thank you, everybody.
You've made this
the best birthday I ever had.
My spongy heart
is bursting with joy
'cause I know I have
the love of my pet, Gary...
[meows]
And my family
and I have the love
of my friends.
[groans]
And I live in the bestest
place in the whole wide world,
Bikini Bottom,
where nothing bad
can ever happen,
and there's nothing to
ever, ever be scared of.
[yells]
[upbeat music]
[♪♪]
"From your biggest fan."
Hmm? I have a fan?
Ahh, surprise!
[chuckles]
It's Patchy the Pirate!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Oh!
Thank you, Patchy!
Ah!
[laughter]
Guess I didn't really think
this head-in-a-box thing
through all the way.
I don't really know
what to do now.
[chuckles]
Well, I still haven't
gotten my birthday song.
Ooh, you'll get it now!
♪ Ooh, who's having
a birthday under the sea? ♪
♪ Me, me, me, me! ♪
♪ With presents and cake
and caller ID ♪
All:
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Would you like to send
him a nice birthday wish? ♪
All:
♪ Yes, we would! ♪
[squawking]
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Happy birthday, dude.
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob,
happy birthday!
Happy birthday,
SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob,
it's your birthday!
Congratulations!
Happy, happy birthday,
SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Happy 20th, SpongeBob!
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, my friend!
- Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
- Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
[horn buzzes]
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Happy birthday to me!
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[all cheering]
By the way, SpongeBob,
how old are you?
Well, as of today,
I am...
[TV static hiss]
[♪♪]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
[soft music]
[♪♪]
[funky jingle]
All:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
All:
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
*SpongeBob SquarePants*
[♪♪] *SpongeBob SquarePants*
Season 12 Episode 13
[waves crashing]
[♪♪] [funky music]
[♪♪] Episode Title:
"SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout"
[♪♪]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
[upbeat music]
[grunts]
[sputtering]
Oh.
Hi, kids!
Patchy Pirate here
on a glorious day.
I'm going to deliver this here
very special present
to SpongeBob
on his birthday.
That is, if I can get
this blasted boat to start.
And start!
[chuckles]
[squawking]
Maybe if you remembered
to fill the tank with gas...
Oh, Potty,
you're full of gas!
Get outta here!
I see the problem!
[bang]
[tweeting, groans]
Walking is better than
driving anyway.
I've been meaning to work
on me land legs.
[squawking]
[laughs]
Now to see which way
the wind is blowing.
[squawking]
[whistle blows]
This way!
Whoa!
[squawking]
Hard to port!
[soft music]
[snores]
Wake up!
[meows "Happy Birthday"]
What?
Today?
My birthday?
Oh Gary, you know
I never pay attention
to those sorts of things.
[horn blows]
[giggling]
[gasps]
Oh, wow, Gary!
Did you make me this
jelly fishing net yourself?
[meows]
[humming]
[grunting]
Best present ever!
[meows]
[giggles]
[♪♪]
Aw, c'mon, Patrick.
We've been up all night.
For the one millionth time,
you're going to get SpongeBob
out of his house
with a sightseeing tour
so we can go in and decorate it
for his surprise party.
Okay?
Repeat it back to me.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna collect all
the pretty eggs that I can see
and repeat it back to me.
[all groan]
[alarm rings]
Hmm?
Oh, would you look at the hour?
It's almost time for me
to take SpongeBob on that tour
so you guys
can decorate his house.
All:
Huh?
Huh.
I guess even a broken moron
can be right once a day.
Hey!
What's the big idea?
It's part of the plan,
idiot!
I jump from your shorts
into SpongeBob's pocket
to get his keys?
Remember?
Okay, well, don't mess
with my stuff in there.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
Hi, buddy.
Uh...
[giggles]
[animal noises]
[horn blows]
[animal noises]
[vocalizes]
[gasps]
You remembered my birthday!
[groaning]
[car horn honks]
Oh, and you got me
a sightseeing bus tour
as a present!
[moaning]
Huh?
Oh, oh!
And... and there's a secret
I'm not supposed to tell you,
which is...
[straining]
[dramatic music]
[♪♪]
Nope.
I lost everything in the fire.
Who are you?
Who am I?
Where are we?
I have an idea, pal.
How would you like to take
a little sightseeing tour
with me?
Wow.
Thank you, kind stranger.
[grunts]
[strains]
[chuckles]
[both strain]
Hmm?
[groans]
Ow!
[chuckles]
I've got his house key!
Hey!
This is the key
to the Krusty Krab!
[giggles]
The secret formula is... ow!
[chuckles]
Nice work, Plankton,
and nice try.
[♪♪]
[groans]
Hold on there, old timer.
We're gonna need you
as a lookout.
What? Cook out?
When you see SpongeBob
approaching, give a holler.
Can ya holler?
[exhales]
Eh, not bad.
You just keep practicing that,
tiger.
Huh? Tiger?
There's a tiger?
Oh!
[snores]
Come on!
We need to make room inside
for the party.
[strains]
I could use a little help here!
Sorry, my claws are full.
[groans]
Where do we put all this junk?
Follow me.
Just a little further.
[upbeat music plays
in headphones]
[hums]
Ah, I sure worked up
that sweat.
[yells]
What is SpongeBob's awful
furniture doing in my house?
[yells]
We're gussying up SpongeBob's
house for his birthday,
and something about you
tells me you are quite
the interior decorator.
Hmm?
Of course!
I didn't give myself
all those awards for nothing!
Yee-haw!
SpongeBob's place is gonna look
prettier than a country bride!
[mooing, giggling]
Whoo-ho!
Oh, this is so exciting!
I wonder where we're going?
We're going to Surface Land!
[group exclaiming]
Surface Land?
[screams]
[screams]
Hi, everybody, and welcome
to Surface Land Tours!
I'm your tour guide,
Rube.
All:
Hi, Rube!
Before we drive to
the amazing Surface Land,
I'm required to read you
these tour bus rules.
"Please sit in
an upright position.
Absolutely no bad language!"
[dolphin chirping]
"No horseplay!"
[both neighing]
"And no digging, no dancing,
no tanning, no cooking,
"no fencing, no drowning,
no molting, no running,
no trespassing,
no peeking, and no balloons!"
[both groaning]
Aww.
Not even birthday balloons?
[gasp]
Oh, my goodness!
Is it your birthday?
Yes!
[giggles]
Well, I would love
for everyone
to sing
happy birthday to you!
Yes!
Aww, really?
That is so...
Not now, of course.
Tour time is tight!
Whoa!
[all yelling]
Okay, everybody,
we're on Upseedaisy Street,
and ready for lift off!
Both:
Lift off?
[brakes screech, all scream]
Amazing!
- Oh, are we there yet?
- Almost.
But we need a little boost
to the surface.
[horn honks]
[sputtering]
[all yell]
[sonar beeps]
[both cheer]
[clanging]
[sonar beeping]
Ooh!
Look, it's Sandy's friend,
Frenchy!
Oui, oui!
You can say that again,
birthday boy.
Oui, oui!
Can you guys please
stop saying "wee wee"?
[strains]
Gotta go!
Gotta go!
[exciting music]
[yells]
[♪♪]
Wave goodbye to Frenchy,
everybody!
All:
Goodbye, Frenchy!
Au revoir, my friends!
[dolphin chirps]
[upbeat music]
[submarine horn honks,
sonar beeps]
[groans]
Ah!
Tartar sauce!
[♪♪]
Now remember everyone,
keep your arms and legs
inside the bus at all times
'cause we are about
to encounter a gaggle
of nearly naked
beach giraffes!
[♪♪]
All:
Ooh!
Uh!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
[upbeat party music]
[♪♪]
[both moaning]
[yells]
Both: Nearly naked
beach giraffes!
[people cheering]
[both moaning]
Don't worry, everyone.
The beach giraffes
may look crazy,
but they're actually
peaceful creatures.
Let's get a closer look.
[both moaning]
[all screaming]
[♪♪]
Hey, kids, welcome
to Beach Blanket Bean-go!
[all cheering]
And here's your host,
Beanie McBeans!
[cheers]
Hey!
What do you want?
All:
Beans!
When do you want them?
All:
Beans!
- [laughs]
all: Beans, beans, beans...
[cheering]
Beans, beans,
good for your heart!
They make you strong,
they make you smart!
When I eat beans, I squeal!
I eat beans with every meal!
You do, too!
You know you do!
[all cheering]
Beans, beans!
Beans, beans, beans!
[♪♪]
Both:
Ooh!
Oh, he's good.
All right,
you know the rules.
First question:
How many beans
are in a 16 ounce can?
Uh?
Three million?
Sorry!
Wrong answer!
[all gasp]
Yeah!
[cheering]
Better luck next time!
And now it's time
for our next contestant.
[giggles]
Hi!
What is your favorite
kind of bean?
Um...
strawberry beans?
Is the correct answer!
Ooh!
Yay!
[cheers]
So many beans!
[whimpering]
Uh-oh.
[cheers]
- Whoa!
- Must have beans!
Whoa!
Uh-oh!
Beans, beans, beans,
beans, beans!
- Whoa!
- Stop! Aah!
[whimpering]
[yells]
Wrong answer!
[all cheer]
[groaning]
Patrick!
You ate all the water!
It's not my fault.
The water got in the way!
Passengers,
do not panic!
We can get water
right over there.
[upbeat music]
[♪♪]
[all wheezing]
Okay.
Perfect!
[♪♪]
[all groaning]
[laughter]
[all clamoring]
Ah!
And we're back.
Yeesh, I thought this was
my birthday, not my deathday!
[laughs]
I'm sorry, Patrick.
I was just kidding.
[screams]
[all screaming]
Oh!
What am I looking at?
You're looking at
an amazing creature
that is just as afraid of you
as you are of it.
Both:
I doubt it!
I'm telling ya,
that is a blue feathered
northwestern pie-dragon.
So calm down, guys.
It only eats pies.
[all whimpering]
I was wrong!
It's gonna eat us!
Run!
[all scream]
[brakes squeal, barking]
Whoa!
[snores]
[indistinct chatter]
I should be decorating!
No one here knows diddly
about SpongeBob!
I know more about SpongeBob
than I care to!
So I should decorate.
Have you ever taught him
to drive?
Have you ever tried
to annihilate him!
Now hold your horses!
Seems like everyone has
their own ideas
about how to decorate
for SpongeBob.
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
Well, since SpongeBob
works for me,
I know he'd like
a Krusty Krab theme!
Working for you means
he's a masochist.
So a torture theme
is the way to go.
[groans]
Ow.
[doorbell rings]
A driving theme is
what SpongeBob would love.
[sniffs]
Hmm.
Unleaded.
You're all lame!
The theme has got to be
Mermaid Man or nada.
[exciting music]
[yells]
I'm obviously his idol.
A theme based on me
is the only...
Everybody hog-tie your lips
and listen up!
Since we all know what
SpongeBob likes best,
how about each of us
gets to decorate
one section of the house?
[grunts]
All:
Oh!
[meows]
- Hiya!
- [groans]
Oh.
Sorry, Squidward.
Hmm.
Sorry, Squidward...
[whimpering]
[groans]
Behold my super pit power!
No, no, no!
[growls]
Ew!
Will you kindly keep
your Squidward puddle
on your side of the line?
Ha!
You tell him, sweetheart.
Whoa!
That hurt-erer.
[laughs]
Oh yeah, looks like the Party
Wars are just beginning.
[chomping]
[laughs]
[screams]
[groans]
- Eew!
- [yells]
[growls]
[yells]
[growls]
You did that on porpoise.
Aw!
Tell it to your Aunt Chovy!
Well, I need to use
the little boys room.
- Oh, yes!
- Hmm?
What I need is you!
Oh, just...
Wait a minute, lady!
Now my "Pedestrians Have
The Right Of Way" display
is perfect!
Is this the restroom?
Why do you get
to use this elder?
I saw him first!
You'll make
a great Mermaid Man.
There's only one thing
I want to make.
Aren't these leafy things
amazing?
Ooh!
My friend Sandy
has one of these.
They call them trees.
All: Whoa!
I didn't know that.
Wow!
Look at the big brain
on the birthday boy!
Nobody looks at my friend's
brain without permission!
- [animals chittering]
- Whoa!
[dog barks]
Oh, who's a good dog?
Go get it! Go get it!
Go get it, girl! Get it!
Yeah!
Good girl!
What a birthday!
Beach giraffes, pie-dragons,
and beans!
Oh, I can't wait to see
what happens next!
- [all groan]
- Oh, my!
It's a flying pie!
All:
Ooh!
[giggles]
And here comes the pie-dragon!
[all scream, barking]
[all sigh]
That sure was a close one,
eh, folks?
Amazing!
Whoa!
[laughs]
[yells]
It's coming back!
[brakes squeal]
[yelling, barking]
We're not pie!
Why is it chasing us?
Why?
Why?
[garbled yell]
[barking]
Patrick,
let go of that pie!
[growls]
Bad Patrick, bad!
- Yah!
- [barking]
Aww, I wanted flying pie.
[giggles]
Take this instead.
[farting]
[giggles]
[goofy music]
Okay.
We'll stay on the path,
where it's not so dangerous.
And I think that
this is the perfect time
to sing "Happy Birthday" to
our little square friend here!
[yells]
[kazoo buzzes]
All:
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Look out!
- [humming]
- [squawking]
[all scream]
All:
Road hog!
- [humming]
- [squawking]
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, man, I am starving.
I haven't been to
a party in 20 years.
Yo, dude.
Is this the line
for SpongeBob's party?
Oh, yes.
Mmm.
I brought
the birthday cake.
It's gone.
Oh, no, it's still here.
[giggles]
Do me a favor, Slappy.
When we're inside,
stay away from me.
Say, what a party.
[all chattering]
They really dressed
the place up.
Yeah, there it is.
Smells great.
Our boy sure has a lot
of interesting friends.
What kind of party food
is that, dear?
Uh, aquarium fish flakes.
Well, now it is a party!
Eh!
[slurping]
Step right up to enter
the Krusty Krab section
of this party.
What do I gotta do to get in?
Just consent to a pat down,
old timer.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
[chuckles]
Ooh!
Okay, you're good.
Hmm.
Lowbrow compared
to my highbrow.
Say, aren't you a little old
for this weenie wizard stuff?
I am casting
a vanishing spell upon you.
Begone!
[laughs]
Begone!
[chokes]
Water!
Huh?
Ooh!
I have powers!
[hums]
All:
Ooh! Cake!
Please, everybody,
don't eat the party food!
We have to wait
for SpongeBob!
[groans]
It's supposed
to be a surprise!
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
All:
Aww!
[glass shatters]
Sorry.
Please be careful.
[glass shatters]
- [sighs]
- Hey, hey, hey!
Don't sit on that table!
Oh, I'm just having fun,
and I brought cake.
[gulp]
[belch]
[groans]
[kids laugh]
Aww!
I just had my tail done!
This makes me hotter than
a billy goat in a pepper patch!
Hiya!
[breathes heavily, yells]
Surprise.
Not yet.
[chuckles]
Hey!
[chuckles]
- How much for this one?
- Oh, no.
That's a present for
SpongeBob... ten bucks.
Here's some fun back at ya!
- Oh!
- [glass shatters]
I love your work.
Have you got anything heavier?
[laughs]
Ow, man.
What the heck?
It's a theme party.
Get into it.
Say it, Fred.
No.
Say it!
[groans]
My leg.
Party games!
[yells]
[all cheer]
Hey!
Don't do that!
[gasps]
Uh-oh.
I hope someone brings a wall
as a present.
Make that two walls.
[all cheer]
- [chuckles]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[chuckles]
[all cheer]
Great idea, Puff!
Some positive energy!
Hey, everybody!
Dance party!
Yee-haw!
Come on, boys.
Move those feet!
Do-si-do!
[both laugh]
[groans]
[moaning]
Ow!
Ah!
[gasps]
SpongeBob better
come home soon.
I don't know how long I can
keep these folks dancing.
Oh, you took me by surprise.
All:
Surprise!
Not now!
Wow!
In Surface Land, everywhere
you go is full of surprises!
[tires squeal]
Yeah, I'm surprised
we haven't crashed yet.
All:
Wow!
As you can see,
Surface Land is full
of unexplained wonders!
[cheery music]
[♪♪]
All:
Whoa!
Best birthday ride ever!
I've read about this place,
Patrick.
It's the Paperclip Jungle!
Oh.
Oh!
[animal snarling]
Oh!
[groans]
[yells]
They're everywhere.
Just let me copy it!
[all chattering]
My fault, how is it my fault?
Ooh, what happens in here?
Smells like flop sweat!
Shh!
This is the secret hive
of the Double-breasted
Seer Suckers.
Let's watch
their strange rituals!
All:
Ooh!
He's coming!
[all gasping]
All:
Huh?
[grunting]
[all grunting]
[dog barking]
Both:
The pie-dragon!
This bunch of bananas is
getting too crazy for comfort.
We'd better split!
Whoa!
[alarm rings]
Lunch time!
All:
Huh?
[all clamoring]
Crash positions, everybody!
[whimsical music]
Both: Crash positions!
Check!
[barking]
[all clamoring]
The Trusty Slab?
Sounds familiar.
[cheery music]
[yelling]
Whew!
Sorry for the detour, folks.
Now back to de-tour.
[bell dings]
Ooh!
They grow 'em big up here,
SpongeBob!
Oh, come here.
[laughs]
Ooh!
[giggles]
Let's watch
these hungry beach giraffes
as they struggle
to communicate.
No, no, wait!
Uh, I'll have the, uh...
Sir, could you please
order something?
There are a lot of people
waiting here.
Some of us have lives.
Oh, don't rush me!
I almost had it!
Uh...
[laughs]
That guy's so dumb!
Where in tarnation
is my lunch?
The service here is slower than
a three-legged dog in molasses!
[gasps]
Me customerers!
All right, all right,
all right!
What's the hold up here,
Mr. Manward?
How should I know?
Go ask your persnickety
fry cook.
Between him and
this other idiot,
we're not gonna make it
through the lunch rush alive.
Well, I'll just see
about that!
Hmm!
You'll be having
the number three with cheese!
Aw, that's what
I was gonna order.
I'll have the... the number
cheese with cheese.
Don't you have somewhere else
to be a nitwit?
Not until 4:00.
[cackles]
[hums]
- Jimbob?
- Hi!
Got a restaurant full
of hungry customers out there!
Where are their burgers?
Ooh, Mr. Slabs, you know that
I can't serve a Slabby Patty...
♪ until it's cooked
just right ♪
♪ Slabby patty,
and it's cooked just right ♪
♪ Slabby patty, day and night,
what a nifty tasty sight ♪
♪ Slabby patty
and it's cooked just right ♪
I love this guy!
[laughs]
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo ♪
- Enough of that!
- Sorry, sir.
Get those ship-shape
burgers shipped out
or you'll be doing your soft
shoe across the street
at the Crumb Basket!
Yes, Mr. Slabs.
It won't happen again,
Mr. Slabs.
Sorry, Mr. Slabs.
[grunting]
Hmm, that'll be the day...
All right, troops,
prepare to be deployed!
[yells]
[babbling]
Both:
Ooh!
[yells]
Giant patties!
[whimpering]
[laughs]
What fun!
Ooh, I just gotta get
a closer look
at that glorious spatula!
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
[yells]
Oops, forgot the cheese!
Oh!
Patrick!
Patrick, help!
[muffled cries]
Huh?
[panting]
Oh!
I'm coming, buddy!
[inhales]
[grunts]
[gasping]
Never get out of the bus,
Patrick.
Never get out of the bus!
Who's hungry?
[all cheer]
Amazing!
Lunch time, everybody!
[yelling, chomping]
Mmm.
Where's the meat?
Dagnabit!
That's it!
I'm taking my business
elsewhere!
You're not going anywhere,
sister!
Sit down!
And everybody freeze!
This is a robbery!
[all groan]
Slabs!
[gasps]
Show yourself!
[grunts]
You can only have
me cash register
over me cold lifeless shell!
Nobody wants
your stupid money.
Hand over the Slabby Patty
secret sauce recipe
and nobody gets vaporized, see?
[laughter]
[all groan]
You all have until the count
of three.
A-one, a-two...
Ha!
Karate chop!
[yelps]
You're welcome!
- Hmm.
- [cackles]
Ha!
She chopped him real good!
Fear not, gentle customers.
This is not a robber.
This is my lame competition
from across the street...
Charleston!
[cackles]
What gave me away?
My voice?
Huh?
No, your knit cap
had one eye hole.
Ugh!
Foiled by a hand crocheted
gift!
Mark my words, Slabs,
maybe not today but,
oh, someday, that secret
sauce recipe will be mine!
- [laughs]
- Nice try, weirdo.
[yells]
[cackles]
[groans]
Where am I?
Well, feeding time is over.
Hang on, everybody!
Eh, my Potty needs to use
your potty.
Sorry.
No.
Sorry, Potty,
you'll have to hold it.
Come on!
[squawking]
Easy for you to say!
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Oh, pardon me!
Ooh, that was delicious.
I love surface food!
[belches]
You missed a spot.
Ugh!
Thanks.
Okay, everybody,
the next point of interest
is coming up
in just a few short minutes, so
just relax and enjoy the... huh?
Stop the bus!
[brakes screech]
Whoa!
Rube, what is that?
Oh, that's what they call
a fish prison.
And one thing is for sure,
you don't ever want
to end up in there.
Huh?
[all yelling]
Who left this aquarium
out here?
[all yell]
Hi, nice to meet you!
[chuckles]
[dramatic music]
[snores]
I feel like
I've got three wheels down
and my axles are dragging.
[snores]
Where in tarnation
is SpongeBob?
No!
There!
That's better!
[all gasp]
Okay, no need to panic,
everyone.
Just a slight delay!
Heh.
[grunts]
Come on.
- Ooh!
- [groans]
What kind of monsters
would want to keep fish folk
in jail like this?
They're so beautiful.
Yeah!
Aww.
I want to kiss that one!
[chuckles]
I'm just gonna head back
to my seat.
Come on.
Come on!
Having trouble?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I can't get
this dang thing to budge.
Uh, hey!
I have a great idea!
I'll be right back!
Well, while we wait
for the great idea,
let's all sing
"Happy Birthday"
to our fellow passenger!
All:
♪ Happy ♪
[all yell]
[glass shatters]
Ho, ho!
[chuckles]
I just knew that empty aquarium
would break your fall!
That was a great idea,
Patrick!
Now we can get out of
this scary place.
Wait, Rube!
We can't leave all
these fish behind!
Yeah!
I'm in love!
[dramatic music]
I understand how you feel,
Birthday Bob,
but what can we do about it?
Ooh!
[laughs]
Whee!
[giggles]
This is the most amazing
thing I've ever done!
[giggles]
To the beach!
All:
To the beach!
Okay, everyone, we are about
to begin our final descent
into Bikini Bottom.
So this is your last chance
to take snapshots
before we submerge.
[camera shutters clicking]
[chuckling]
[barks]
[panting]
Dog!
[whining]
[pants]
Yeah!
Beans!
[chuckles]
[all cheer]
I'm so hungry still.
Did you see that?
Wow, it's a submarine!
That's amazing!
[crunch, yells]
Whoops!
Excuse me!
Hey,
you ran over my foot!
Uh, I don't think so.
I...
Oh!
I've had it with the beach!
I'm going to live in a volcano,
where it's safe.
[groaning]
Good-bye,
sweet Surface Land.
I'll never forget you.
[♪♪]
- Good-bye!
- Bye!
Good-bye, my love!
[smacking lips]
Thanks for sticking up for
me, Potty, ya big coward!
I move like a cat!
I hope that beach bozo
didn't damage SpongeBob's gift!
Now if I can only find
a way to get out to...
Ooh!
That island!
Then I can drop the present
over Bikini Bottom.
Maybe you could take
a ride on that?
[triumphant music]
Ooh!
[laughs]
[gagging]
All right, Potty,
I'm ready!
Fire!
Bombs away!
[yelling]
Hooray!
Yippie!
We did it!
Potty, we did it!
Well, that's the end
of our tour, folks.
I hope you all enjoyed
yourselves.
I sure as heck did!
You were right,
Rube, that was...
both:
Amazing!
I'm just sorry
we never had time
to sing "Happy Birthday"
to ya, SpongeBob.
Well, how about now?
You got it, birthday boy!
Let's sing "Happy Birthday,"
everyone!
A-one and a-two...
all:
♪ Happy birthday ♪
[all yell]
Nice try!
Maybe next year!
[grunts]
Oh, no!
He's here!
He's here!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob is here!
Well, of course I'm here.
Great job with your walker!
You walked really far.
Maybe I should get one
of these walking things.
How many miles to the gallon?
Why don't we just let Old
Man Walker get home, Patrick?
Home?
No, I...
Here, let me help.
Pow!
SpongeBob's here!
[giggles]
I hope I'm that spry
when I'm his age.
[grunts]
Huh.
Must have forgotten
to take my keys.
It looks open.
[dramatic music]
All:
Surprise...
A surprise party?
For me?
Oh, yeah.
I was gonna tell you.
Surprise!
[grunts, yawns]
Oh, thank you, everybody.
You've made this
the best birthday I ever had.
My spongy heart
is bursting with joy
'cause I know I have
the love of my pet, Gary...
[meows]
And my family
and I have the love
of my friends.
[groans]
And I live in the bestest
place in the whole wide world,
Bikini Bottom,
where nothing bad
can ever happen,
and there's nothing to
ever, ever be scared of.
[yells]
[upbeat music]
[♪♪]
"From your biggest fan."
Hmm? I have a fan?
Ahh, surprise!
[chuckles]
It's Patchy the Pirate!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Oh!
Thank you, Patchy!
Ah!
[laughter]
Guess I didn't really think
this head-in-a-box thing
through all the way.
I don't really know
what to do now.
[chuckles]
Well, I still haven't
gotten my birthday song.
Ooh, you'll get it now!
♪ Ooh, who's having
a birthday under the sea? ♪
♪ Me, me, me, me! ♪
♪ With presents and cake
and caller ID ♪
All:
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Would you like to send
him a nice birthday wish? ♪
All:
♪ Yes, we would! ♪
[squawking]
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Happy birthday, dude.
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob,
happy birthday!
Happy birthday,
SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob,
it's your birthday!
Congratulations!
Happy, happy birthday,
SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Happy 20th, SpongeBob!
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday, my friend!
- Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
- Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, SpongeBob!
[horn buzzes]
All:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Happy birthday to me!
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[all cheering]
By the way, SpongeBob,
how old are you?
Well, as of today,
I am...
[TV static hiss]
[♪♪]
Sync corrections by srjanapala
[soft music]
[♪♪]
[funky jingle]