SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple - full transcript
Spongebob and Squidward must deliver a pizza for the Krusty Krab. Later, Spongebob's pineapple house is eaten by nematodes, leaving him homeless.
ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
♪ OH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
( laughs heartily )
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
and NICKELODEON]
Squidward:
HURRY UP WITH THOSE
CHAIRS, SPONGEBOB!
IT'S AFTER CLOSING
AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME.
( phone rings )
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT! COMING!
HELLO.
SORRY, SIR,
WE'RE CLOSED.
AHOY, THERE!
KRUSTY KRAB--
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PIZZA?
OF COURSE WE HAVE PIZZA.
UH, MR. KRAB...
OUR DELIVERY SQUID
WILL BRING IT
RIGHT OVER.
MR. KRAB, WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA.
WE DON'T DELIVER.
WE DON'T DELIVER,
BUT YOU DO.
CAN'T YOU JUST GET
SPONGEBOB TO DO IT?
GREAT IDEA!
TAKE HIM WITH YOU.
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
FRONT END, CHECK.
ANTENNA... CHECK.
BUMPER... CHECK.
BUMPER... STICKER-- CHECK.
( in high voice ):
TIRE PRESSURE...
( buzzing )
CHECK.
VEHICLE INSPECTION COMPLETE.
WE'RE REALLY MAKING HISTORY
HERE, SQUIDWARD.
THAT LUCKY CUSTOMER
IS GOING TO GET
THE FIRST KRABBY
PATTY PIZZA EVER!
GOOD, THEN YOU DRIVE.
I CAN'T-- I'M STILL
IN BOATING SCHOOL.
COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
JUST DO WHAT YOU DO IN SCHOOL.
WELL, OKAY...
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
BACK IT UP.
HUH?
BACK IT UP.
RIGHT-- BACK IT UP.
( gears grinding )
( moans )
BACK IT UP!
OKAY, OKAY.
SHIFT INTO REVERSE,
SPONGEBOB.
REVERSE--
OH, YEAH, REVERSE.
HUH?
BACK IT UP!
BACK IT UP!
( tires squealing )
GIVE ME THE WHEEL,
SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
BACKING UP,
BACKING UP...
( voice jiggling ):
BACK... ING... UP!
( both yelling )
SpongeBob:
BACKING UP, BACKING UP.
BACKING UP, BACKING UP.
( engine clanks and backfires )
BACKING UP.
WELL, YOU BACKED UP.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK
WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE ELSE?
I THINK THE PIZZA'S
GETTING COLD.
AND THE PIZZA'S COLD!
OH, THE PIZZA'S COLD.
NOT THE PIZZA!
OH, HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?
WELL, WE CAN STILL
DELIVER IT ON FOOT.
Squidward:
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
SpongeBob:
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ FOR YOU AND ME ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY
KRAB PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ AND MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. ♪
( groans )
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S AN OLD PIONEER TRICK.
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
SPONGEBOB,
THIS IS NO TIME FOR...
SHH! IT'S WORKING!
WHAT IS IT?
TRUCK! 16 WHEELS!
( engine rumbling )
NOW I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW THE PIONEERS
HITCHHIKED.
( whooping and hollering )
( spoons rattling )
( whooping )
CRASHIN', FRASHIN' BREAK DANCER!
( horn blasts )
HE'S STOPPING, HE'S STOPPING.
( honking )
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA WE DELIVER-Y ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA VERY TASTY. ♪
WILL YOU LET GO
OF THAT STUPID PIZZA ALREADY?
I CAN'T!
IT'S FOR
THE CUSTOMER!
WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUSTOMER?
I DO!
WELL, I DON'T!
( gasps )
SQUIDWARD!
LET GO OF THAT PIZZA!
NO!
( grunts )
OW!
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA.
NO! IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA!
WHOA!
SPONGEBOB!
( Squidward yelling )
HANG ON TO THE PIZZA!
( both yelling )
( Squidward grunts )
HEY... HEY!
WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?
WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?
WE'RE DOOMED!
OH, HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET HOME?
WHICH WAY DO WE GO?
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO NOW?
THERE'S NO ROAD HERE.
I THINK TOWN'S THIS WAY.
OH, DON'T TELL ME, JETHRO.
THE PIONEERS?
THAT'S RIGHT.
MOSS ALWAYS POINTS
TO CIVILIZATION.
THAT WAY?
THAT WAY THERE?
SO, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU THINK THAT WE
SHOULD GO THAT WAY?
YEP.
WELL, THEN I'M
GOING THIS WAY.
HUH?
SQUID! WAIT!
TRUST ME, I KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING.
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB
PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA
ABSOLUTIVALLY! ♪
( mouthing percussion )
♪ PIZZA... ♪
( mouthing
drum sounds )
♪ PIZZA... ♪
( with soul ):
♪ KRUSTY KRAB... ♪
♪ PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA, YEAH ♪
♪ FOR YOU AND... ♪
♪ ME! ♪
( hoarsely ):
♪ KRAB... PIZZA ♪
♪ FOR... YOU... ♪
( mumbling incoherently )
SPONGE, WE'VE GOT
TO EAT SOMETHING.
I HEARD IN TIMES
OF HARDSHIP
THE PIONEERS
WOULD EAT CORAL.
( gobbling )
NO, MAYBE
IT WASN'T CORAL.
( spitting )
MAYBE IT WAS SAND;
NO, NO-- MUD.
GIVE ME THE PIZZA!
WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW--
IT WAS CORAL!
GIVE IT TO ME!
NO! WE PROMISED
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YEAH.
MAYBE WE BETTER
CHECK ON IT--
MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY.
WELL...
JUST A PEEK.
OKAY, IT'S FINE.
NO, I THINK
I SAW SOMETHING.
OH...
NO-- I WAS WRONG.
LOOKS OKAY.
SURE IS
A FINE-LOOKING PIZZA.
YEAH!
WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT THE CHEESE?
( dreamily ):
YEAH...
AND THE PEPPERONI?
YEAH...
OH, LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
WAIT A SECOND!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO, SQUIDWARD.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU
EAT THE PIZZA!
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT
AWAY FROM YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GET AWAY!
GET BACK HERE, SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
( panting )
WAIT.
NO!
NO!
I WANT THAT PIZZA
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HAND IT OVER
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
LOOK, WE'RE SAVED!
SURE, WE'RE SAVED.
NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!
NO, REALLY, SQUID.
WE'RE SAVED!
WE'RE SAVED!
WE'RE SAVED!
WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
( to a conga beat ):
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, WE ARE SAVED. ♪
THAT'S JUST A STUPID BOULDER.
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER...
( sniffles )
IT'S A ROCK.
( sobbing ):
A ROCK!
A ROCK!
IT'S A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL OLD ROCK.
OH, THE PIONEERS
USED TO RIDE THESE
BABIES FOR MILES
AND IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
SPONGEBOB!
WILL YOU FORGET
THE STUPID PIONEERS?
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT
THERE ARE NONE OF THEM LEFT?
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE
LOUSY HITCHHIKERS, ATE CORAL
AND TOOK DIRECTIONS FROM ALGAE!
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DRIVE...
ROCKS.
HOLD ON, THERE, JETHRO!
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THE LOOK
ON OUR CUSTOMER'S FACE.
( doorbell rings )
YEAH?
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
YOUR KRABBY PATTY PIZZA'S HERE.
WOW! THANKS!
I'VE BEEN DYING
FOR ONE OF THESE.
IT... WHERE'S MY DRINK?
WHAT DRINK?
MY DRINK!
MY DIET DR. KELP!
DON'T TELL ME
YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!
BUT YOU DIDN'T ORDER ANY...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT
THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
BUT... BUT...
DIDN'T YOU
EVER ONCE THINK
OF THE CUSTOMER?
YOU CALL YOURSELF
A DELIVERY BOY?
WELL, I AIN'T BUYING!
( door slams )
SPONGE?
SPONGE?
IT'S OKAY.
SPONGE...
( wheezes loudly )
( sobbing deeply )
SPONGE?
( wailing )
ANOTHER ONE?
I TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND,
I AIN'T PAYING FOR THAT.
WELL, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!
DID HE CHANGE
HIS MIND?
HE SURE DID.
ATE THE WHOLE THING
IN ONE BITE.
NO DRINK?
NO.
NOW TAKE ME HOME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE
JUST ENOUGH TIME
TO MAKE IT
BACK TO WORK.
( tires squeal )
WORK?
OH, MY ACHING TENTACLES!
All:
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING.
HUNGRY.
All:
HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
( chomping )
STILL HUNGRY.
All:
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY,
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY...
( grinding )
AW, DANG NEMATODES.
THIRSTY.
All:
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY
( slurping )
( snoring )
( nematodes still slurping )
( meows )
( low-pitched blast )
( medium-pitched blast )
( high-pitched blast )
HURRAY, GARY,
WE'RE FINALLY HUGE!
( nematodes slurping )
( meows )
HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.
OH, NO!
( nematodes slurping )
( groans )
( meows )
OW.
SHELL PHONE!
I'LL CALL SQUIDWARD.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Squidward:
Hello?
SQUIDWARD!
IS IT TIME ALREADY
FOR YOU TO RUIN MY DAY?
SQUIDWARD, HELP ME!
MY HOUSE IS GETTING SMALLER
AND SMALLER...
( voice speeds up,
pitch gets higher )
( dial tone hums )
Oh, no!
YEP, IT IS.
( SpongeBob screaming )
IS IT TIME ALREADY
TO RUIN SQUID'S DAY?
( cries out )
( loud thud )
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T START WITHOUT ME.
( still slurping )
( burps )
( all burping )
( groans )
NEMATODES.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IN MY HOUSE
IS THIS LITTLE PEBBLE.
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
I'VE GOT
BAD NEWS, GUYS.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE!
IT'S GONE!
( crying ):
IT'S ALL GONE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE?
YEAH.
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR HOUSE IS GONE!
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S BEEN GREAT
KNOWING YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD LUCK
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.
BOO-HOO!
BOO-HOO,
BOO-HOO!
( laughing raucously ):
BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!
SQUID'S TAKING IT
REAL HARD.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK
WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
Patrick:
NO!
WAIT A MINUTE-- NO, YOU DON'T.
WE CAN BUILD YOU
A NEW HOUSE.
WE CAN'T BUILD A HOUSE!
WELL, SURE,
IT'S EASY.
I BUILT MY HOUSE
ALL BY MYSELF.
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK,
LET'S GET TO WORK.
OW!
OW!
OW!
( groans )
( yelling )
( yelling )
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
WE'RE DONE!
YEAH!
SO, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
Patrick:
I WISH I LIVED THERE.
REALLY?
NO.
ONE BEDROOM.
TARTAR SAUCE.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
TO MOVE BACK WITH MOM AND POP.
YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK IN
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
WHEN MY PARENTS
KICKED ME OUT
OF THE HOUSE
I NEVER WENT BACK.
WAIT!
YOU AND GARY CAN COME STAY
WITH ME!
THAT'D BE GREAT!
YEAH, WE'LL BE
ROCKMATES!
( crickets chirping )
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( moans )
GOOD NIGHT, ROCKMATE.
( meows )
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
( snoring )
( Patrick groans )
NO... WHAT THE...
( snoring lightly )
( groans loudly )
( snores lightly )
( groans loudly )
( groans loudly )
( teeth chattering )
( groaning )
( snoring )
( snorting )
( groans )
( wind howling )
( teeth chattering )
( grunts )
( sighs )
( snoring )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( both grunting )
( grunting )
( shivering )
( snoring )
( gurgling )
( snoring )
( hooting )
( snores )
( hoots )
( gurgling )
( gurgling )
( muffled snoring )
( grumbling )
( groaning )
( rumbling )
( coughs )
OH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!
GET THEM OFF ME!
NO, PATRICK, NO,
PATRICK, NO!
IT'S ME!
I'M SPONGEBOB!
( gasps )
( sighing )
( grunts )
( Patrick sighs )
( shivering )
SPIDER!
SPIDER, SPIDER!
OW! OW!
NO! NO! STOP! NO!
( whispering ):
SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD.
( mumbling )
( in normal voice ):
SQUIDWARD.
OH... WHAT?
COULD WE STAY HERE
A COUPLE OF DAYS
OR A MONTH OR TWO?
MMM... YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
THANKS.
OH, SURE...
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU
SCOOT OVER A LITTLE?
OH, YEAH, SURE,
MM-HMM...
OH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
COULD YOU GET ME
A GLASS OF WATER?
OKAY... YEAH, SURE...
THIS IS A REAL
SWELL PLACE.
THANKS, BUDDY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YEAH, I LIKE
SLEEP-OVERS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
YEP, THIS IS GREAT.
GOOD NIGHT, SQUIDWARD.
( yawning ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( firmly ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( rooster crows, seagulls call )
TA-TA-DUM!
TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!
GOT TO HURRY!
HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!
I WOULD NOT WANT TO MISS THIS--
THE DAY SPONGEBOB MOVES!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I'LL COME VISIT YOU.
DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP,
SPONGEBOB... PLEASE.
( car approaching )
HERE COME MY PARENTS.
( bawling )
Mom:
SPONGEBOB, HI, HONEY.
WE'RE HERE!
COME ON,
SPONGEBOB.
HURRY, HURRY, SON.
YOUR MOTHER HAS
DINNER WAITING.
HI, MOM.
HELLO, MRS. SQUAREPANTS.
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THESE BAGS.
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
( Patrick crying in background )
I CANNOT HOLD ON TO YOU
ANY LONGER, LITTLE PEBBLE.
YOU HOLD TOO MANY MEMORIES.
( crying )
( sniffles )
WELL, SQUIDWARD,
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
GOOD-BYE.
♪ GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
BYE-BYE-BYE ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB ♪
HA, HA, GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.
( crying )
Mom:
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.
GOOD-BYE,
BIKINI BOTTOM.
( all cry out )
( crying hysterically )
♪ SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING... ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, HA, HA! ♪
YEAH, BABY! HA, HA!
♪ SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING... ♪
( loud rumbling )
MY HOUSE IS BACK!
OH, GOOD OLD PINEAPPLE
GETTING SOURER
THAN IT USED TO BE.
( all exclaiming )
AW, SQUIDWARD,
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
I'M BACK FOREVER!
( mumbling ):
FOREVER?
and NICKELODEON]
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
♪ OH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
( laughs heartily )
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )
and NICKELODEON]
Squidward:
HURRY UP WITH THOSE
CHAIRS, SPONGEBOB!
IT'S AFTER CLOSING
AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME.
( phone rings )
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT! COMING!
HELLO.
SORRY, SIR,
WE'RE CLOSED.
AHOY, THERE!
KRUSTY KRAB--
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PIZZA?
OF COURSE WE HAVE PIZZA.
UH, MR. KRAB...
OUR DELIVERY SQUID
WILL BRING IT
RIGHT OVER.
MR. KRAB, WE DON'T SERVE PIZZA.
WE DON'T DELIVER.
WE DON'T DELIVER,
BUT YOU DO.
CAN'T YOU JUST GET
SPONGEBOB TO DO IT?
GREAT IDEA!
TAKE HIM WITH YOU.
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
FRONT END, CHECK.
ANTENNA... CHECK.
BUMPER... CHECK.
BUMPER... STICKER-- CHECK.
( in high voice ):
TIRE PRESSURE...
( buzzing )
CHECK.
VEHICLE INSPECTION COMPLETE.
WE'RE REALLY MAKING HISTORY
HERE, SQUIDWARD.
THAT LUCKY CUSTOMER
IS GOING TO GET
THE FIRST KRABBY
PATTY PIZZA EVER!
GOOD, THEN YOU DRIVE.
I CAN'T-- I'M STILL
IN BOATING SCHOOL.
COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER.
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
JUST DO WHAT YOU DO IN SCHOOL.
WELL, OKAY...
WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.
BACK IT UP.
HUH?
BACK IT UP.
RIGHT-- BACK IT UP.
( gears grinding )
( moans )
BACK IT UP!
OKAY, OKAY.
SHIFT INTO REVERSE,
SPONGEBOB.
REVERSE--
OH, YEAH, REVERSE.
HUH?
BACK IT UP!
BACK IT UP!
( tires squealing )
GIVE ME THE WHEEL,
SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
BACKING UP,
BACKING UP...
( voice jiggling ):
BACK... ING... UP!
( both yelling )
SpongeBob:
BACKING UP, BACKING UP.
BACKING UP, BACKING UP.
( engine clanks and backfires )
BACKING UP.
WELL, YOU BACKED UP.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK
WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE ELSE?
I THINK THE PIZZA'S
GETTING COLD.
AND THE PIZZA'S COLD!
OH, THE PIZZA'S COLD.
NOT THE PIZZA!
OH, HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?
WELL, WE CAN STILL
DELIVER IT ON FOOT.
Squidward:
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
SpongeBob:
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ FOR YOU AND ME ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY
KRAB PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA ♪
♪ OW, OW, OW ♪
♪ AND MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. ♪
( groans )
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S AN OLD PIONEER TRICK.
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.
SPONGEBOB,
THIS IS NO TIME FOR...
SHH! IT'S WORKING!
WHAT IS IT?
TRUCK! 16 WHEELS!
( engine rumbling )
NOW I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW THE PIONEERS
HITCHHIKED.
( whooping and hollering )
( spoons rattling )
( whooping )
CRASHIN', FRASHIN' BREAK DANCER!
( horn blasts )
HE'S STOPPING, HE'S STOPPING.
( honking )
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA WE DELIVER-Y ♪
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA VERY TASTY. ♪
WILL YOU LET GO
OF THAT STUPID PIZZA ALREADY?
I CAN'T!
IT'S FOR
THE CUSTOMER!
WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUSTOMER?
I DO!
WELL, I DON'T!
( gasps )
SQUIDWARD!
LET GO OF THAT PIZZA!
NO!
( grunts )
OW!
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA.
NO! IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
SPONGEBOB!
LET GO OF THE PIZZA!
WHOA!
SPONGEBOB!
( Squidward yelling )
HANG ON TO THE PIZZA!
( both yelling )
( Squidward grunts )
HEY... HEY!
WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?
WH-WHERE'S THE ROAD?
WE'RE DOOMED!
OH, HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET HOME?
WHICH WAY DO WE GO?
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO NOW?
THERE'S NO ROAD HERE.
I THINK TOWN'S THIS WAY.
OH, DON'T TELL ME, JETHRO.
THE PIONEERS?
THAT'S RIGHT.
MOSS ALWAYS POINTS
TO CIVILIZATION.
THAT WAY?
THAT WAY THERE?
SO, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU THINK THAT WE
SHOULD GO THAT WAY?
YEP.
WELL, THEN I'M
GOING THIS WAY.
HUH?
SQUID! WAIT!
TRUST ME, I KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING.
♪ THE KRUSTY KRAB
PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA
ABSOLUTIVALLY! ♪
( mouthing percussion )
♪ PIZZA... ♪
( mouthing
drum sounds )
♪ PIZZA... ♪
( with soul ):
♪ KRUSTY KRAB... ♪
♪ PIZZA ♪
♪ IS THE PIZZA, YEAH ♪
♪ FOR YOU AND... ♪
♪ ME! ♪
( hoarsely ):
♪ KRAB... PIZZA ♪
♪ FOR... YOU... ♪
( mumbling incoherently )
SPONGE, WE'VE GOT
TO EAT SOMETHING.
I HEARD IN TIMES
OF HARDSHIP
THE PIONEERS
WOULD EAT CORAL.
( gobbling )
NO, MAYBE
IT WASN'T CORAL.
( spitting )
MAYBE IT WAS SAND;
NO, NO-- MUD.
GIVE ME THE PIZZA!
WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW--
IT WAS CORAL!
GIVE IT TO ME!
NO! WE PROMISED
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER.
YEAH.
MAYBE WE BETTER
CHECK ON IT--
MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY.
WELL...
JUST A PEEK.
OKAY, IT'S FINE.
NO, I THINK
I SAW SOMETHING.
OH...
NO-- I WAS WRONG.
LOOKS OKAY.
SURE IS
A FINE-LOOKING PIZZA.
YEAH!
WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT THE CHEESE?
( dreamily ):
YEAH...
AND THE PEPPERONI?
YEAH...
OH, LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
WAIT A SECOND!
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO, SQUIDWARD.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU
EAT THE PIZZA!
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT
AWAY FROM YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GET AWAY!
GET BACK HERE, SPONGEBOB.
GIVE ME THAT PIZZA!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
SPONGEBOB!
NO!
( panting )
WAIT.
NO!
NO!
I WANT THAT PIZZA
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HAND IT OVER
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
LOOK, WE'RE SAVED!
SURE, WE'RE SAVED.
NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!
NO, REALLY, SQUID.
WE'RE SAVED!
WE'RE SAVED!
WE'RE SAVED!
WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
( to a conga beat ):
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, SAVED, SAVED,
SAVED, SAVED, SAVED ♪
♪ SAVED, WE ARE SAVED. ♪
THAT'S JUST A STUPID BOULDER.
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER...
( sniffles )
IT'S A ROCK.
( sobbing ):
A ROCK!
A ROCK!
IT'S A BIG,
BEAUTIFUL OLD ROCK.
OH, THE PIONEERS
USED TO RIDE THESE
BABIES FOR MILES
AND IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE.
SPONGEBOB!
WILL YOU FORGET
THE STUPID PIONEERS?
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT
THERE ARE NONE OF THEM LEFT?
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE
LOUSY HITCHHIKERS, ATE CORAL
AND TOOK DIRECTIONS FROM ALGAE!
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DRIVE...
ROCKS.
HOLD ON, THERE, JETHRO!
I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THE LOOK
ON OUR CUSTOMER'S FACE.
( doorbell rings )
YEAH?
CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.
YOUR KRABBY PATTY PIZZA'S HERE.
WOW! THANKS!
I'VE BEEN DYING
FOR ONE OF THESE.
IT... WHERE'S MY DRINK?
WHAT DRINK?
MY DRINK!
MY DIET DR. KELP!
DON'T TELL ME
YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!
BUT YOU DIDN'T ORDER ANY...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT
THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
BUT... BUT...
DIDN'T YOU
EVER ONCE THINK
OF THE CUSTOMER?
YOU CALL YOURSELF
A DELIVERY BOY?
WELL, I AIN'T BUYING!
( door slams )
SPONGE?
SPONGE?
IT'S OKAY.
SPONGE...
( wheezes loudly )
( sobbing deeply )
SPONGE?
( wailing )
ANOTHER ONE?
I TOLD YOUR LITTLE FRIEND,
I AIN'T PAYING FOR THAT.
WELL, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!
DID HE CHANGE
HIS MIND?
HE SURE DID.
ATE THE WHOLE THING
IN ONE BITE.
NO DRINK?
NO.
NOW TAKE ME HOME.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE HAVE
JUST ENOUGH TIME
TO MAKE IT
BACK TO WORK.
( tires squeal )
WORK?
OH, MY ACHING TENTACLES!
All:
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING
WALKING, WALKING, WALKING,
WALKING, WALKING.
HUNGRY.
All:
HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
( chomping )
STILL HUNGRY.
All:
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY,
STILL HUNGRY, STILL HUNGRY...
( grinding )
AW, DANG NEMATODES.
THIRSTY.
All:
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY
THIRSTY, THIRSTY, THIRSTY,
THIRSTY, THIRSTY
( slurping )
( snoring )
( nematodes still slurping )
( meows )
( low-pitched blast )
( medium-pitched blast )
( high-pitched blast )
HURRAY, GARY,
WE'RE FINALLY HUGE!
( nematodes slurping )
( meows )
HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.
OH, NO!
( nematodes slurping )
( groans )
( meows )
OW.
SHELL PHONE!
I'LL CALL SQUIDWARD.
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Squidward:
Hello?
SQUIDWARD!
IS IT TIME ALREADY
FOR YOU TO RUIN MY DAY?
SQUIDWARD, HELP ME!
MY HOUSE IS GETTING SMALLER
AND SMALLER...
( voice speeds up,
pitch gets higher )
( dial tone hums )
Oh, no!
YEP, IT IS.
( SpongeBob screaming )
IS IT TIME ALREADY
TO RUIN SQUID'S DAY?
( cries out )
( loud thud )
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T START WITHOUT ME.
( still slurping )
( burps )
( all burping )
( groans )
NEMATODES.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IN MY HOUSE
IS THIS LITTLE PEBBLE.
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
I'VE GOT
BAD NEWS, GUYS.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE!
IT'S GONE!
( crying ):
IT'S ALL GONE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE?
YEAH.
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR HOUSE IS GONE!
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT'S BEEN GREAT
KNOWING YOU, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD LUCK
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.
BOO-HOO!
BOO-HOO,
BOO-HOO!
( laughing raucously ):
BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!
SQUID'S TAKING IT
REAL HARD.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE BACK
WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
Patrick:
NO!
WAIT A MINUTE-- NO, YOU DON'T.
WE CAN BUILD YOU
A NEW HOUSE.
WE CAN'T BUILD A HOUSE!
WELL, SURE,
IT'S EASY.
I BUILT MY HOUSE
ALL BY MYSELF.
ALL RIGHT, PATRICK,
LET'S GET TO WORK.
OW!
OW!
OW!
( groans )
( yelling )
( yelling )
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
WE'RE DONE!
YEAH!
SO, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
Patrick:
I WISH I LIVED THERE.
REALLY?
NO.
ONE BEDROOM.
TARTAR SAUCE.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
TO MOVE BACK WITH MOM AND POP.
YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK IN
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
WHEN MY PARENTS
KICKED ME OUT
OF THE HOUSE
I NEVER WENT BACK.
WAIT!
YOU AND GARY CAN COME STAY
WITH ME!
THAT'D BE GREAT!
YEAH, WE'LL BE
ROCKMATES!
( crickets chirping )
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( moans )
GOOD NIGHT, ROCKMATE.
( meows )
GOOD NIGHT, GARY.
( snoring )
( Patrick groans )
NO... WHAT THE...
( snoring lightly )
( groans loudly )
( snores lightly )
( groans loudly )
( groans loudly )
( teeth chattering )
( groaning )
( snoring )
( snorting )
( groans )
( wind howling )
( teeth chattering )
( grunts )
( sighs )
( snoring )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( shivering )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( both grunting )
( grunting )
( shivering )
( snoring )
( gurgling )
( snoring )
( hooting )
( snores )
( hoots )
( gurgling )
( gurgling )
( muffled snoring )
( grumbling )
( groaning )
( rumbling )
( coughs )
OH! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!
GET THEM OFF ME!
NO, PATRICK, NO,
PATRICK, NO!
IT'S ME!
I'M SPONGEBOB!
( gasps )
( sighing )
( grunts )
( Patrick sighs )
( shivering )
SPIDER!
SPIDER, SPIDER!
OW! OW!
NO! NO! STOP! NO!
( whispering ):
SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD.
( mumbling )
( in normal voice ):
SQUIDWARD.
OH... WHAT?
COULD WE STAY HERE
A COUPLE OF DAYS
OR A MONTH OR TWO?
MMM... YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
THANKS.
OH, SURE...
THANKS, SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD, CAN YOU
SCOOT OVER A LITTLE?
OH, YEAH, SURE,
MM-HMM...
OH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
COULD YOU GET ME
A GLASS OF WATER?
OKAY... YEAH, SURE...
THIS IS A REAL
SWELL PLACE.
THANKS, BUDDY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
YEAH, I LIKE
SLEEP-OVERS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
YEP, THIS IS GREAT.
GOOD NIGHT, SQUIDWARD.
( yawning ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( firmly ):
GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
( rooster crows, seagulls call )
TA-TA-DUM!
TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!
GOT TO HURRY!
HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!
I WOULD NOT WANT TO MISS THIS--
THE DAY SPONGEBOB MOVES!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I'LL COME VISIT YOU.
DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP,
SPONGEBOB... PLEASE.
( car approaching )
HERE COME MY PARENTS.
( bawling )
Mom:
SPONGEBOB, HI, HONEY.
WE'RE HERE!
COME ON,
SPONGEBOB.
HURRY, HURRY, SON.
YOUR MOTHER HAS
DINNER WAITING.
HI, MOM.
HELLO, MRS. SQUAREPANTS.
LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THESE BAGS.
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
( Patrick crying in background )
I CANNOT HOLD ON TO YOU
ANY LONGER, LITTLE PEBBLE.
YOU HOLD TOO MANY MEMORIES.
( crying )
( sniffles )
WELL, SQUIDWARD,
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
GOOD-BYE.
♪ GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB,
BYE-BYE-BYE ♪
♪ GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB ♪
HA, HA, GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE.
( crying )
Mom:
COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.
GOOD-BYE,
BIKINI BOTTOM.
( all cry out )
( crying hysterically )
♪ SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING, HE'S LEAVING... ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, HA, HA! ♪
YEAH, BABY! HA, HA!
♪ SPONGEBOB IS LEAVING,
HE'S LEAVING... ♪
( loud rumbling )
MY HOUSE IS BACK!
OH, GOOD OLD PINEAPPLE
GETTING SOURER
THAN IT USED TO BE.
( all exclaiming )
AW, SQUIDWARD,
ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
I'M BACK FOREVER!
( mumbling ):
FOREVER?
and NICKELODEON]
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]