South Park (1997–…): Season 16, Episode 11 - Going Native - full transcript
Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park.
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Sync: ????
i'm goin' down to south park
gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation.
I'm goin' down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
ample parking day or night,people
spouting,"howdy,neighbor"
i'm headin' down to south park
gonna see if I can't unwind.
Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!
Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!
so come on down to south park,and
meet some friends of mine.
South.Park
S16E11
- fellas! Fellas!
- what?
you'll never guess what happened?
Butters just beat up scott malkinson.
butters? Why?
it was crazy,scott was just talking about
how he needed to take his insulin shot,
and outta nowhere butters
said he's sick of people
with diabetes feeling
sorry for themselves.
Scott told butters to shut up, and
butters just starting whaling on him.
you're talking about butters.
dude,I'm telling you butters
beat the crap out scott
and then he locked
himself in the bathroom.
butters?
leave me alone!
butters come out here.
get outta here all of you!
butters,people can't just go around
beating up people who have diabetes.
Now,whatever your problem is you just-
you just think you know
everything,don't you kyle!
Every little thing you gotta shoot
your mouth off like you're the expert!
Well you don't know everything because-
your best friend is a kid who thinks
the entire planet revolves around him
and he only cares about his image!
you guys think cartman is the only
selfish piece of crap at this school?
You are all fake and stuck up
and none of you have the courage to
tell jimmy that his jokes aren't funny.
The only kid here with any
sense of dignity is kenny,
and the rest of you
have your heads up your!
well,apparently kenny
is butters' best friend.
You guys gonna make out,kenny?
and that's another thing!
You're always trivializing everything
I say by gettin' the last word!
Well you're not gettin'
the last word this time!
- wow.
- double wow!
I'm sorry,but your son is
distracting the other students
and his attitude is just getting worse.
butters,what on earth
has gotten into you?
I don't know dad,I was just off I guess.
do you think this behavior is fair
to your teacher and classmates?
I don't suppose it is,but
I don't give a darn!
do you have any idea how grounded
you are about to be,mister?
why don't you shut up dad and stick
it in yer ear for crying out loud!
stephen... Are you
thinking what I'm thinking.
yes. Our little butters is flowering.
He has reached the age of panua.
excuse me?
principal victoria...
This isn't butter's fault.
- it's not?
- it has to do with biology.
you've maybe noticed
that butters isn't...
Exactly like other kids.
yeah.
you probably think butters
seems somehow different.
hey yeah,all the time!
it's because he is.
His mother and I- our whole
family- we're not of this place.
I'm sorry I really don't understand.
please,just try to understand that for
our people it is a very private matter.
He can't be helped by your discipline,this
must be dealt with by his own kind.
If it's alright with you,we'd
like an extended leave for our boy.
please,it's a cultural thing.
I don't wtan him to
go,stephen! He's too young!
it's our people's way,linda!
You know that better then I do!
- then we can go with him!
- you know that's not allowed!
will somebody tell me what the
friggy fookshmeres going on?!
butters,you've reached the age
where you must journey to your
birthplace for the ceremony of hapa noa.
but I'm from here!
no,we moved here just
before you started preschool.
You were born in our
native land,butters.
A distant and very
secluded island world...
Called 'hava-ii'.
we're from hawaii?
only haoles pronounce
it 'hawaii',butters.
But those of us from havaii
are a very special people.
we have many customs and traditions
to keep our culture alive.
We drink drink chichis from the coconut.
We eat poke that the safeway provides.
And when we've chosen a mate,we
marry at the fern grotto-
as your mother and I
did so... Very long ago.
as a stotch,butters,you are
actually hawaiian royalty,
your grandma and grandpa were
there in the time of the king.
but what does being
hawaiian have to do with me
acting like an emo chick on her period?
not an emo chick on her period,butters,
like a salmon needing
to swim back up river.
All hawaiians feel it. It is
called 'hapa hua opae loa',
and it means now it is your time to
make your trip to our island home.
You must do your walkabout
to your homeland,butters...
And you must do it alone.
take this,son. It is
our mahalo rewards card.
It will provide you with all you need.
And now I must turn my back on you.
holy shit balls,holy shit balls.
- Guess what you guys,holy shit balls.
- what?
butters just got on a
bus with his bags packed
- and said he's going to hawaii.
- hawaii?
he said he had to go
back to his homeland
and then told me it was none of my
business and to keep my fat mouth shut.
dude what the?
Somebody's gotta stop him!
after all he said to us,he can go ahead.
kenny,you're clearly his
best friend,go stop him.
I'm not his best friend.
yeah mister perfect,go rescue butters
so he can lick your balls some more.
butters,come on.
they won't let me on the plane.
I can't do anything right.
no,no! I have to go to hawaii kenny!
I have no idea what's waiting there
for me but I can't go on like this!
excuse me,he needs to get to hawaii.
I already told him -
I can't allow anyone on the aircraft
who appears to be intoxicated.
I'm not intoxicated.
I'm just deligerent cuz
it's my hapa noa huy loa!
please can you just
let him on the plane.
It's really important. Please?
tell you what
- there's plenty of points on his mahalo rewards card.
If you want to fly with
him I can let him go.
- me?
- can't you see I'm in horrible pain.
okay! Okay I'll go.
{\a6}lihue**
well,we're here. Now what do I do?
can I help you wid anything?
uh yeah,I'm not sure
where i'm supposed to go.
ok,well are you on a cruise
ship or a land tour group?
oh I'm not a tourist.
I'm a native hawaiian.
- butters stotch?
- yeah.
welcome home young keiki.
Your parents said you would
be coming for your ceremony.
- Uhh who's this?
- Oh this is my friend,kenny.
butters,native hawaiians don't really
approve of haoles coming to their ceremonies.
oh please,if it weren't for
him I couldn't have come.
very well we shall speak with the
chief of our island and see. Come now.
you folks are all native hawaiians too?
yes. My wife patty and I have been
coming to kaual for almost five years,
and bill and donna actually
own a timeshare in poipu.
yes,but poipu is getting pretty
overrun with tourists,i'm afraid.
- let us eat.
- ah yes,let us eat.
{\a6}kuw**
aloha. Five orders of saimin,please
what's samimin?
it is one of the foods of our people.
oh I get twenty percent
off. I'm a native.
Here's my mahalo rewards card.
mahalo!
come on ya tourists! Buy a postcard.
these are the ancient
ruins of our ancestors.
They say the spirit of
the king is still in there.
you must stay away
this place,it is kapu.
that means taboo especially the haoles.
that there is bubbuh's burgers,us
natives used to always eat there.
here's the sheraton. Just another
megahotel for the throngs of tourists.
here's where many of us natives live.
***
it's alright,we're natives.
protector and chief,I present
to you the keiki butters stotch.
ahhh,steven and linda's child.
Last time I saw you,you
were the size of a coconut.
Who's the haole?
my dearest friends.
I am living amongst the natives in
the remote and tiny island of kaual.
What can I tell you of this
mysterious island and its people?
{\a6}safe**
it is a place of wonder and
yet to the outsider like me,
a place of odd tradition.
the people here are peaceful and joyous
and seem to care little for the
rush and worry of the outside world.
their diet is mostly an odd mixture
of coconut milk,pineapple juice
and vodka which they call 'the chi chi'.
as for butters,he is quickly
learning the ways of his ancestors,
and seems to be feeling
better with every passing day.
he still seems quite angry at times,
but luckily,his ceremony will
finally take place on the morrow.
on the morrow? What is wrong with kenny?
to wit I have found nothing
wrong with this remote place,
and I must admit it will
be with some melancholy
that I will leave this
island and return home.
I saw this chick in a
bikini on the beach,too.
She had the nicest boobs ever.
Humbly yours,kenneth.
in the time honored
traditions of our ancestors,
we honor the native hawaiian
butters stotch with his hapa noa.
the shark's tooth necklace represents
your connection to our island.
now drink the chi chi.
ooh it's like gasoline!
drink,young keiki,and you will feel
the last of your aggression melt away.
hey I do feel butter
- Better.
oh spirits of ancestors.
We ask that you bless this
native hawaiian with his hapa noa!
We ask that you-
listen. Listen everyone.
I have terrible,horrible news!
do you realize that you are
interrupting a hapa noa?!
I've just come from the front office.
The mahalo rewards card is-
what? What has happened?! Speak!
the mahalo rewards card
is being eliminated.
They are trying to say our points are...
Are no longer going to be accepted.
I knew one day it would come to this.
to what? What does this mean?
the haloes are trying
to do away with us.
with no rewards program...
They'll be no distinction between who's
a native to this island and who isn't!
why can't your people
respect our island?
Why do you always want more?
I'm sorry keiki your hapa
noa will have to wait!
For we must unite
together as never before!
It is time to show the haoles
that this is our island!
stop ruining our island,haoles! Fire!
what are they doing?
take a swing,let them
know they are not welcome.
***
it's alright,just try to tap
into that anger that's inside you.
my anger... My anger!
stupid... Ben affleck!
hold on! Hold on!
I can't I can't I can't I can't!
I love you I love you!
I love you too ahghghgh!
this is breaking news!
an insurrection in the hawaiian
islands has escalated to war.
After sinking a cruise ship
the natives of kaual
continue to go berserk
forcing all tourists off their island.
they just pushed us onto airplanes
and said we weren't welcome anymore.
then a little boy called me a
the president says he will send the
coast guard to take the island back,
though he sympathizes being
a native hawaiian himself.
are all the tourists
gone from our island?
all but a few who are hiding
out at duke's restaurant.
We've sent bob and trishia
turner to smoke them out.
- what about him?
- what about me?
he's a tourist and he knows
everything we have to kill him.
no! Kenny's my friend!
He's the only kid at school I
actually like you bunch a jerks!
be careful young keiki,your
anger stills controls you
because we were not able
to finish your ceremony-
perhaps we should finish it now.
finish his ceremony?!
We are at war david!
I have lived on this
island for ten years.
Ten years. Every july
and part of august.
And I can tell you all that what
we are about to face from the haoles
is nothing short of genocide.
he's right,david. We
can't trust any tourists.
he won't betray us,will you kenny?
no I won't betray anybody.
then let him prove himself. ***
he's only a child.
if he wants to be one of us...
Then he must face the challenge.
very well.
this isn't right.
He's not a native he's
going to get killed!
kenny be careful!
quiet. He must face
this challenge alone.
by the gods,perhaps he does have
the heart of a native after all.
he still has yet to make the turn...
that's pretty good.
kenny!
I told you a haole couldn't do it!
did you make the turn your first try?
Did any of us?
don't worry butters,your friend
will find his way back to his kind.
The gods will protect him.
{\a6}tropical**
we have called for this great meeting,
because if we are to survive this war,
all the native hawaiian
tribes must join as one.
we are not joining with people
of the hyatt grand vacations.
They have no right to
call themselves natives.
and and you do?!
Your ancestors came on an
airplane six months ago!
Our ancestors sailed here.
On a cruise ship. Nine months ago.
look if we are to fight the haoles
we have to allow all natives to stay.
it doesn't matter how many tribes we have
- we can't win.
We are but few against
the haoles' military might.
We may have passion but
passion does not win wars!
oh no? Come up here keiki,come on-
this child sunk a
cruise ship by himself.
Tell them keiki.
I don't know about the rest of ya
but I'm sick and tired of being
pushed around all the time!
I came all the way down
here for my hapa noa ceremony
and I can't even have it, cuz the
haoles have to ruin everything.
- yeah!
- screw them!
if you ask me the only
good haole's a dead haole!
With a - With a - stick- up
his and a,and his cut off!
let us make a pact with more chi chis!
We're,we're out of chichis.
oh right,we've closed off all the ports.
but they're still letting
vodka through,right?
They can't cut off our chichis...
oh my god.
{\a6}coco**
this is the u.s. Coast guard.
We have instructions to take
you by force if necessary.
ready! Fire!
****
launch the bocce balls!
dang it...
keep fighting! Stand your ground!
we can't fight without chichis!
you can and you must!
stupid! Greedy! Haoles!
Kill! Them! All!
listen everyone.
We gave it all we had... It's over.
We must go down to nawiliwili harbor
and surrender to the american government.
surrender? No! To heck with that!
***
well I won't do it you hear me?!?!
I'm not licking anybody's -
young keiki... Try
to control your anger-
no! This is our home!
And i'm sick of everyone who
thinks they're better than me
just cuz they got good looks
and just cuz,even after massacring
daredevil they happen to come back
and hit a home run that everyone loves!
you shouldn't be able
to be good looking,
and be with jennifer lopez
and be a good director.
Alright,alright
fine,argo is a good movie.
There I admitted it!
I told people it didn't hold
up. But it holds up god darn it!
Ben affleck has everything.
everyone! Look I say!
the haole did it!
my dear friends of the mainland.
What adventures I have found
on the tiny island of kaual.
I have truly become
one with the natives,
who found new courage to
fight their oppressors.
we are not surrendering today!
Go back and tell your leaders that
we will fight them until the end!
you people just don't give up do you?
***gave in to the natives,
and had the mahalo
rewards cards reinstated.
Our two cultures,it appears,will
once again live in peace.
with the war at an end,our butters
is able to have his hapa noa ceremony
and with any help from the
gods,become his old cheery self again.
and so it is with great honor
that we recognize these two
natives with their hapa loa.
Take your cards,boys.
a puy loa hapa loa! apa a a hoo ha!
it's finally over young keiki.
Is your anger at rest?
yeah I guess so...
Except it still doesn't change the fact
that ben affleck gets
to be handsome,talented
and then gets to go home
and kiss jennifer lopez.
ben affleck isn't with
jennifer lopez anymore,
he's married to jennifer garner.
yeah/yup/that's right...
what?! Really?
But I thought I was
totally jealous of him!
He's just married to jennifer garner?
Oh my gosh... I feel so much better!
- you do?
- yeah!
I like that ben affleck
guy. He's a good filmmaker.
Come on kenny,I guess I owe
the kids at school an apology.
did you see argo,kenny?
It's a pretty good movie.
Ben affleck has a lot going for him.
Not everything. But a lot... whoopie!
South.Park
S16E11
Sync: ????
i'm goin' down to south park
gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
humble folks without temptation.
I'm goin' down to south park
gonna leave my woes behind
ample parking day or night,people
spouting,"howdy,neighbor"
i'm headin' down to south park
gonna see if I can't unwind.
Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!
Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!
so come on down to south park,and
meet some friends of mine.
South.Park
S16E11
- fellas! Fellas!
- what?
you'll never guess what happened?
Butters just beat up scott malkinson.
butters? Why?
it was crazy,scott was just talking about
how he needed to take his insulin shot,
and outta nowhere butters
said he's sick of people
with diabetes feeling
sorry for themselves.
Scott told butters to shut up, and
butters just starting whaling on him.
you're talking about butters.
dude,I'm telling you butters
beat the crap out scott
and then he locked
himself in the bathroom.
butters?
leave me alone!
butters come out here.
get outta here all of you!
butters,people can't just go around
beating up people who have diabetes.
Now,whatever your problem is you just-
you just think you know
everything,don't you kyle!
Every little thing you gotta shoot
your mouth off like you're the expert!
Well you don't know everything because-
your best friend is a kid who thinks
the entire planet revolves around him
and he only cares about his image!
you guys think cartman is the only
selfish piece of crap at this school?
You are all fake and stuck up
and none of you have the courage to
tell jimmy that his jokes aren't funny.
The only kid here with any
sense of dignity is kenny,
and the rest of you
have your heads up your!
well,apparently kenny
is butters' best friend.
You guys gonna make out,kenny?
and that's another thing!
You're always trivializing everything
I say by gettin' the last word!
Well you're not gettin'
the last word this time!
- wow.
- double wow!
I'm sorry,but your son is
distracting the other students
and his attitude is just getting worse.
butters,what on earth
has gotten into you?
I don't know dad,I was just off I guess.
do you think this behavior is fair
to your teacher and classmates?
I don't suppose it is,but
I don't give a darn!
do you have any idea how grounded
you are about to be,mister?
why don't you shut up dad and stick
it in yer ear for crying out loud!
stephen... Are you
thinking what I'm thinking.
yes. Our little butters is flowering.
He has reached the age of panua.
excuse me?
principal victoria...
This isn't butter's fault.
- it's not?
- it has to do with biology.
you've maybe noticed
that butters isn't...
Exactly like other kids.
yeah.
you probably think butters
seems somehow different.
hey yeah,all the time!
it's because he is.
His mother and I- our whole
family- we're not of this place.
I'm sorry I really don't understand.
please,just try to understand that for
our people it is a very private matter.
He can't be helped by your discipline,this
must be dealt with by his own kind.
If it's alright with you,we'd
like an extended leave for our boy.
please,it's a cultural thing.
I don't wtan him to
go,stephen! He's too young!
it's our people's way,linda!
You know that better then I do!
- then we can go with him!
- you know that's not allowed!
will somebody tell me what the
friggy fookshmeres going on?!
butters,you've reached the age
where you must journey to your
birthplace for the ceremony of hapa noa.
but I'm from here!
no,we moved here just
before you started preschool.
You were born in our
native land,butters.
A distant and very
secluded island world...
Called 'hava-ii'.
we're from hawaii?
only haoles pronounce
it 'hawaii',butters.
But those of us from havaii
are a very special people.
we have many customs and traditions
to keep our culture alive.
We drink drink chichis from the coconut.
We eat poke that the safeway provides.
And when we've chosen a mate,we
marry at the fern grotto-
as your mother and I
did so... Very long ago.
as a stotch,butters,you are
actually hawaiian royalty,
your grandma and grandpa were
there in the time of the king.
but what does being
hawaiian have to do with me
acting like an emo chick on her period?
not an emo chick on her period,butters,
like a salmon needing
to swim back up river.
All hawaiians feel it. It is
called 'hapa hua opae loa',
and it means now it is your time to
make your trip to our island home.
You must do your walkabout
to your homeland,butters...
And you must do it alone.
take this,son. It is
our mahalo rewards card.
It will provide you with all you need.
And now I must turn my back on you.
holy shit balls,holy shit balls.
- Guess what you guys,holy shit balls.
- what?
butters just got on a
bus with his bags packed
- and said he's going to hawaii.
- hawaii?
he said he had to go
back to his homeland
and then told me it was none of my
business and to keep my fat mouth shut.
dude what the?
Somebody's gotta stop him!
after all he said to us,he can go ahead.
kenny,you're clearly his
best friend,go stop him.
I'm not his best friend.
yeah mister perfect,go rescue butters
so he can lick your balls some more.
butters,come on.
they won't let me on the plane.
I can't do anything right.
no,no! I have to go to hawaii kenny!
I have no idea what's waiting there
for me but I can't go on like this!
excuse me,he needs to get to hawaii.
I already told him -
I can't allow anyone on the aircraft
who appears to be intoxicated.
I'm not intoxicated.
I'm just deligerent cuz
it's my hapa noa huy loa!
please can you just
let him on the plane.
It's really important. Please?
tell you what
- there's plenty of points on his mahalo rewards card.
If you want to fly with
him I can let him go.
- me?
- can't you see I'm in horrible pain.
okay! Okay I'll go.
{\a6}lihue**
well,we're here. Now what do I do?
can I help you wid anything?
uh yeah,I'm not sure
where i'm supposed to go.
ok,well are you on a cruise
ship or a land tour group?
oh I'm not a tourist.
I'm a native hawaiian.
- butters stotch?
- yeah.
welcome home young keiki.
Your parents said you would
be coming for your ceremony.
- Uhh who's this?
- Oh this is my friend,kenny.
butters,native hawaiians don't really
approve of haoles coming to their ceremonies.
oh please,if it weren't for
him I couldn't have come.
very well we shall speak with the
chief of our island and see. Come now.
you folks are all native hawaiians too?
yes. My wife patty and I have been
coming to kaual for almost five years,
and bill and donna actually
own a timeshare in poipu.
yes,but poipu is getting pretty
overrun with tourists,i'm afraid.
- let us eat.
- ah yes,let us eat.
{\a6}kuw**
aloha. Five orders of saimin,please
what's samimin?
it is one of the foods of our people.
oh I get twenty percent
off. I'm a native.
Here's my mahalo rewards card.
mahalo!
come on ya tourists! Buy a postcard.
these are the ancient
ruins of our ancestors.
They say the spirit of
the king is still in there.
you must stay away
this place,it is kapu.
that means taboo especially the haoles.
that there is bubbuh's burgers,us
natives used to always eat there.
here's the sheraton. Just another
megahotel for the throngs of tourists.
here's where many of us natives live.
***
it's alright,we're natives.
protector and chief,I present
to you the keiki butters stotch.
ahhh,steven and linda's child.
Last time I saw you,you
were the size of a coconut.
Who's the haole?
my dearest friends.
I am living amongst the natives in
the remote and tiny island of kaual.
What can I tell you of this
mysterious island and its people?
{\a6}safe**
it is a place of wonder and
yet to the outsider like me,
a place of odd tradition.
the people here are peaceful and joyous
and seem to care little for the
rush and worry of the outside world.
their diet is mostly an odd mixture
of coconut milk,pineapple juice
and vodka which they call 'the chi chi'.
as for butters,he is quickly
learning the ways of his ancestors,
and seems to be feeling
better with every passing day.
he still seems quite angry at times,
but luckily,his ceremony will
finally take place on the morrow.
on the morrow? What is wrong with kenny?
to wit I have found nothing
wrong with this remote place,
and I must admit it will
be with some melancholy
that I will leave this
island and return home.
I saw this chick in a
bikini on the beach,too.
She had the nicest boobs ever.
Humbly yours,kenneth.
in the time honored
traditions of our ancestors,
we honor the native hawaiian
butters stotch with his hapa noa.
the shark's tooth necklace represents
your connection to our island.
now drink the chi chi.
ooh it's like gasoline!
drink,young keiki,and you will feel
the last of your aggression melt away.
hey I do feel butter
- Better.
oh spirits of ancestors.
We ask that you bless this
native hawaiian with his hapa noa!
We ask that you-
listen. Listen everyone.
I have terrible,horrible news!
do you realize that you are
interrupting a hapa noa?!
I've just come from the front office.
The mahalo rewards card is-
what? What has happened?! Speak!
the mahalo rewards card
is being eliminated.
They are trying to say our points are...
Are no longer going to be accepted.
I knew one day it would come to this.
to what? What does this mean?
the haloes are trying
to do away with us.
with no rewards program...
They'll be no distinction between who's
a native to this island and who isn't!
why can't your people
respect our island?
Why do you always want more?
I'm sorry keiki your hapa
noa will have to wait!
For we must unite
together as never before!
It is time to show the haoles
that this is our island!
stop ruining our island,haoles! Fire!
what are they doing?
take a swing,let them
know they are not welcome.
***
it's alright,just try to tap
into that anger that's inside you.
my anger... My anger!
stupid... Ben affleck!
hold on! Hold on!
I can't I can't I can't I can't!
I love you I love you!
I love you too ahghghgh!
this is breaking news!
an insurrection in the hawaiian
islands has escalated to war.
After sinking a cruise ship
the natives of kaual
continue to go berserk
forcing all tourists off their island.
they just pushed us onto airplanes
and said we weren't welcome anymore.
then a little boy called me a
the president says he will send the
coast guard to take the island back,
though he sympathizes being
a native hawaiian himself.
are all the tourists
gone from our island?
all but a few who are hiding
out at duke's restaurant.
We've sent bob and trishia
turner to smoke them out.
- what about him?
- what about me?
he's a tourist and he knows
everything we have to kill him.
no! Kenny's my friend!
He's the only kid at school I
actually like you bunch a jerks!
be careful young keiki,your
anger stills controls you
because we were not able
to finish your ceremony-
perhaps we should finish it now.
finish his ceremony?!
We are at war david!
I have lived on this
island for ten years.
Ten years. Every july
and part of august.
And I can tell you all that what
we are about to face from the haoles
is nothing short of genocide.
he's right,david. We
can't trust any tourists.
he won't betray us,will you kenny?
no I won't betray anybody.
then let him prove himself. ***
he's only a child.
if he wants to be one of us...
Then he must face the challenge.
very well.
this isn't right.
He's not a native he's
going to get killed!
kenny be careful!
quiet. He must face
this challenge alone.
by the gods,perhaps he does have
the heart of a native after all.
he still has yet to make the turn...
that's pretty good.
kenny!
I told you a haole couldn't do it!
did you make the turn your first try?
Did any of us?
don't worry butters,your friend
will find his way back to his kind.
The gods will protect him.
{\a6}tropical**
we have called for this great meeting,
because if we are to survive this war,
all the native hawaiian
tribes must join as one.
we are not joining with people
of the hyatt grand vacations.
They have no right to
call themselves natives.
and and you do?!
Your ancestors came on an
airplane six months ago!
Our ancestors sailed here.
On a cruise ship. Nine months ago.
look if we are to fight the haoles
we have to allow all natives to stay.
it doesn't matter how many tribes we have
- we can't win.
We are but few against
the haoles' military might.
We may have passion but
passion does not win wars!
oh no? Come up here keiki,come on-
this child sunk a
cruise ship by himself.
Tell them keiki.
I don't know about the rest of ya
but I'm sick and tired of being
pushed around all the time!
I came all the way down
here for my hapa noa ceremony
and I can't even have it, cuz the
haoles have to ruin everything.
- yeah!
- screw them!
if you ask me the only
good haole's a dead haole!
With a - With a - stick- up
his and a,and his cut off!
let us make a pact with more chi chis!
We're,we're out of chichis.
oh right,we've closed off all the ports.
but they're still letting
vodka through,right?
They can't cut off our chichis...
oh my god.
{\a6}coco**
this is the u.s. Coast guard.
We have instructions to take
you by force if necessary.
ready! Fire!
****
launch the bocce balls!
dang it...
keep fighting! Stand your ground!
we can't fight without chichis!
you can and you must!
stupid! Greedy! Haoles!
Kill! Them! All!
listen everyone.
We gave it all we had... It's over.
We must go down to nawiliwili harbor
and surrender to the american government.
surrender? No! To heck with that!
***
well I won't do it you hear me?!?!
I'm not licking anybody's -
young keiki... Try
to control your anger-
no! This is our home!
And i'm sick of everyone who
thinks they're better than me
just cuz they got good looks
and just cuz,even after massacring
daredevil they happen to come back
and hit a home run that everyone loves!
you shouldn't be able
to be good looking,
and be with jennifer lopez
and be a good director.
Alright,alright
fine,argo is a good movie.
There I admitted it!
I told people it didn't hold
up. But it holds up god darn it!
Ben affleck has everything.
everyone! Look I say!
the haole did it!
my dear friends of the mainland.
What adventures I have found
on the tiny island of kaual.
I have truly become
one with the natives,
who found new courage to
fight their oppressors.
we are not surrendering today!
Go back and tell your leaders that
we will fight them until the end!
you people just don't give up do you?
***gave in to the natives,
and had the mahalo
rewards cards reinstated.
Our two cultures,it appears,will
once again live in peace.
with the war at an end,our butters
is able to have his hapa noa ceremony
and with any help from the
gods,become his old cheery self again.
and so it is with great honor
that we recognize these two
natives with their hapa loa.
Take your cards,boys.
a puy loa hapa loa! apa a a hoo ha!
it's finally over young keiki.
Is your anger at rest?
yeah I guess so...
Except it still doesn't change the fact
that ben affleck gets
to be handsome,talented
and then gets to go home
and kiss jennifer lopez.
ben affleck isn't with
jennifer lopez anymore,
he's married to jennifer garner.
yeah/yup/that's right...
what?! Really?
But I thought I was
totally jealous of him!
He's just married to jennifer garner?
Oh my gosh... I feel so much better!
- you do?
- yeah!
I like that ben affleck
guy. He's a good filmmaker.
Come on kenny,I guess I owe
the kids at school an apology.
did you see argo,kenny?
It's a pretty good movie.
Ben affleck has a lot going for him.
Not everything. But a lot... whoopie!
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