Some Assembly Required (2014–2016): Season 2, Episode 9 - Wind-Up Robot - full transcript
The news that a vintage toy worth a million dollars is hidden somewhere in their building unleashes "gold fever" among the Knickknack gang.
♪ Here we go ♪
Hey, Piper?
Can I have your phone...
Number? Of course!
And you can call anytime!
Day, night, now!
I meant your actual phone.
And it's not for me.
It's for him.
This is a new toy,
Yakety Yak Knickknack.
It reads your texts
and emails.
So does the government.
So does my mom.
[gasps] My mom works
for the government!
I mean,
he can read them to you.
[text message alert]
Like this text
you just got from Aster.
[Knickknack voice]:
Hey, Piper,
have you told Jar
how you feel yet?
Jar?
As in Jar...
Of peanut butter!
Yes!
You know, with so many
nut butters on the market,
it's important
to let your favourite one
know how you feel.
I love you, Jar.
It can also sing your music
or speak your phone calls.
[phone rings]
Hello?
[Geneva]: Piper?
Sorry, I called you by mistake.
Obviously.
And even read web pages.
[Knickknack voice]:
News headlines...
"Woman who marries
jar of peanut butter
labelled a nut job."
"Government spy's cover
as "mom" blown,
captured by Russians."
"Vintage Knickknack toy
sells at auction
for one million dollars."
Did I just hear
what I think I heard?
One of our toys sold
for a million dollars?
I've got to tell
my mom about this!
Mom! Guess what!
[Russian man]:
Mom not available now.
Call back!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
who-oa-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
who-oa-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
[♪♪♪]
This is the toy that sold
for a million dollars.
Apparently,
we made them back in the 1950s.
Wow.
Kids played with posters
back then?
No, this is
a picture of the toy.
I didn't think
I needed to say that.
Now it's a rare antique
collectors are willing
to pay big bucks for.
Guys!
Look what I found!
Ew! A book!
These are old Knickknack
inventory records.
According to this,
we should still have
one of those wind-up robots.
You mean there's a toy
worth a million dollars
somewhere in this building?
We should split up
and look for it,
then share the money.
Think what life would be like
if we were that rich.
Woo-hoo!
I could buy a huge pile
of chocolate coins!
What a perfect life.
What a perfect life.
Thinking's not my thing.
But count me in anyway!
[♪♪♪]
Where is Ashley?
We're supposed
to rehearse our routine
for this ballet audition!
[text message beep]
Oh, she's texting me.
[Knickknack voice]:
Heyyyy girl, it's Ashley!
OMG, something's
totes come up!
Need to bail
on the dance thang!
Sad face!
Great!
I finally got an audition
for the Srednyaya
Ballet Company.
I need a dance partner!
I don't know if she'll agree,
but you never know
unless you ask.
Mrs. Bubkes?
Can I use your mop
as a dance partner?
Okay,
there are a lot of boxes here,
but it should only take me
about two hours
if I'm efficient.
Open a box,
check for the wind-up robot,
and move on.
[sighs]
No wind-up robot.
Just a bunch of trains.
Choo-choo!
All aboard
the Handsome Express!
[train whistle]
I know a sure-fire way
to find that missing, rare,
valuable toy
that's worth
a million dollars.
Missing...
Rare, valuable toy.
Reward, one million dollars.
I've got to get the flyer
to stick to the wall,
but I can't find my tape.
Well, this should help.
Missing... Knox's tape.
Reward, one million dollars.
To find a wind-up robot,
you've got to think
like a wind-up robot.
And to think
like a wind-up robot...
you've got to become
a wind-up robot.
[clicking winding up]
[♪♪♪]
I wish this rug was Jarvis.
Because then...
he'd have to give up
the company,
because rugs
can't own businesses.
Mrs. Bubkes,
I have a problem.
My new ballet partner
broke her leg.
So, I was thinking...
how would you like
to be my new partner?
Geneva will never get
into the ballet
with me as her partner.
She'll look ridiculous.
Okay, this infra-red camera app
will let me see shapes
through walls.
I just need to look
for something shaped
like the wind-up robot.
[Mmm-boing bounces]
It's in my office?
It's in
my office!
Bowie, get out of my office.
[winding up]
Now get out of my office.
Maybe those old inventory
records were wrong,
and there's no...
Either Bowie's inside my wall,
or the toy is!
I found the million dollar toy!
I wonder
what else is hidden in here.
Okay, that's a dead rat.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
I can't believe I found
the million dollar toy!
I've got to tell the others.
[evil voice]:
Or do you?
Who said that?
I did.
I'm your dark side.
I thought
this was my dark side.
You have two dark sides.
Okay, yeah.
That sounds right.
Why should you share
the money with the others?
You found the toy.
That's true...
I say don't tell them.
Just hide it
until they give up looking,
then sell it
and keep all the money.
Why would I do that?
Because a million dollars
split four ways is good,
but not as good
as splitting it two ways.
Two ways?
Who am I splitting it with?
Me! This was my idea!
That does sound good.
After all,
it's a million dollars.
[ka-ching!]
Where could it be?
Oh, no!
I've got to hide this thing!
I've been looking everywhere,
and I can't find it.
Have you found...
my roll of tape?
Nope.
[thunder rolls]
Me neither.
Okay, Mrs. Bubkes,
are you ready to practice?
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Practice makes humiliated.
I'm just going to assume
that was an enthusiastic yes...
because I don't understand
Meeskatanian.
Or English,
most of the time.
Anyway, let's start
with some simple
pirouettes and jetes.
Like this.
[music plays]
Now you try!
I bet you'll be great.
I bet you'll be wrong.
Wow, Mrs. Bubkes!
You're a natural dancer.
I am?
I am!
Though apparently not
a natural brunette.
[♪♪♪]
Wow. When you don't know
where stuff is,
finding it is hard.
At least I can forget
about that toy
and finish that big project
I was working on earlier...
chewing my gum.
This isn't Sparkle Berry.
Jarvis!
I found the toy!
Oh.
Jarvis isn't here.
[evil voice]:
Good.
Who said that?
I did.
Your dark side.
Oh. Well, I can't talk now,
dark side.
I've got to tell Jarvis
I found the toy!
[loud slap]
Ow!
What's wrong with you?
Well, my face hurts.
Why should you share
the million dollars?
You found the toy.
You should get all the money.
A million dollars?
All for me?
[ka-ching!]
I've got to hide this toy!
But where?
The best place
to hide something
is in plain sight.
That makes sense,
right, dark side?
Dark side?
Not now!
I almost have the high score!
Bowie, what are you
doing in my office?
Uh... I'm not
in your office!
[glass shatters,
Bowie screams as he falls]
Bowie broke my window!
But on the bright side,
he left my office.
[♪♪♪]
That was so much fun!
Who knew I was so good
at ballet?
Or anything?
Forget running a toy company.
I could be
a world-famous ballerina!
[phone rings]
Hello?
It's Geneva!
I wanted to tell you
how great I thought you were!
I'm so glad
we're dance partners!
Me too! I had a great time!
I love ballet!
Candace?
I thought I called Mrs. Bubkes.
Oh. You did.
She's here.
I'll get her for you.
Mrs. Bubkes, phone!
[as Mrs. Bubkes,
speaking Meeskatanian]
Who is it?
[regular voice]
It's Geneva.
[speaking Meeskatanian]
Geneva?
Be right there.
[footsteps]
That's okay.
Just tell her
I'll see her at the audition.
I forgot...
it's not me
who's going to be
a world-famous ballerina.
It's Mrs. Bubkes.
I'm not going
to get stuck being her
in my new dance career.
I've got to audition
as Candace!
I'm still here, Candace.
Uhh... you are?
Did anything I just say
fall into the category
of English you don't understand?
Yeah, all of it!
Even though I didn't find
that million dollar toy,
I did find some cool stuff
in the warehouse.
What?
The wind-up robot
was right here all along,
hiding in plain sight?
This is the best day ever!
[video game sounds]
Well, it would be, if someone
hadn't beat my high score.
I found the wind-up robot!
I can't wait to show everyone.
[evil voice]:
You can't do that!
Who said that?
Is my dark side here?
Yes, I'm here.
You seem...happy to see me.
I am!
You are devilishly handsome.
You're no slouch yourself.
This is fun, but later!
Right now,
you've got to hide that toy.
Why? I just found it.
Exactly! You found it.
You should get the money.
You're right!
I'll be rich!
Rich and handsome!
[ka-ching!]
I'll hide this
where it will never be found...
under this pile of work
Geneva's supposed to do.
Hey, Jarvis,
what's going on?
They've seen us!
Kill them!
Nothing.
I guess that works too.
So, guys, I was thinking...
Maybe we should just give up
and forget about looking
for that silly toy.
[both gasp]
Good idea!
I mean, no one's
ever going to find it.
Found it!
You found it
in Geneva's inbox?
-...under Aster's desk?
-...on Jarvis's shelf?
Wait! You found it?
I found it!
Idiot!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
I can't believe you lied
about finding
the wind-up robot!
I didn't know
you had a dark side.
You lied too!
Of course I did!
I have two dark sides!
[Knox]:
It doesn't matter!
When those old inventory
records said
there was one wind-up robot
left,
it meant there was
one case of wind-up robots!
There are a thousand of them!
And each one's worth
a million dollars!
Multiply that together,
and that's...
that's...
[ka-ching!]
[groaning]
Knox, if there are
a thousand of them,
then the toy isn't rare.
Or worth anything.
Well, who says there
have to be so many?
[shatters]
Piper's right.
If we make the toy
rare again,
it'll still be worth
a million dollars!
And we can share the money
like we should have
in the first place.
Exactly!
There's enough money
for everyone!
Including
your dark sides!
And my bright side.
I'm actually
of average intelligence.
I only seem bright next to you.
Whoa...
Easy with the big words, there,
bright side.
[shattering]
I'm sorry.
I don't know
why my partner is late.
[phone rings]
Maybe that's her!
[weird muffled sounds]
Never mind.
I think I got butt-dialed.
[fart noise]
I definitely got butt-dialed.
Sorry I'm late.
I'd make an excuse,
but what's the... point?
Candace?
What are you doing here?
Where's Mrs. Bubkes?
Don't worry, she sent me
to fill in for her.
You?
Is this some trick
to ruin this for me?
No!
Maybe the old Candace
would've done that...
the Candace that wanted
to steal back Knickknack.
But not
the new Candace...
the Candace that
just wants to dance!
Okay, but don't
mess this up for me.
Don't worry.
Mrs. Bubkes taught me
everything she knows.
I'm just as amazing
at ballet as she is.
[music plays]
Whoa!
What's going on?
I don't understand.
I do.
You stink!
You're also bad at ballet.
It must be the fat suit.
I need it for balance.
[loud thud]
Oof!
And for padding.
[♪♪♪]
Well, we destroyed
all the robots!
Great!
Now let's sell
the last wind-up robot
and get our million bucks.
There is no last one.
No one saved one?
There are none left?
Whoa.
Imagine how valuable
they must be now!
[all yelling at once]
Guys!
We shouldn't fight!
Knox is right.
We may not have
a million dollars,
but we're rich
because we have each
other as friends.
No, that's stupid.
We're rich because we still have
the one you guys found.
Knox is right.
The original one must be
still where I hid it!
It's gone.
There's nothing here
but crucial paperwork
that should have been done
months ago.
What could have happened
to the robot?
Well, who says there
have to be so many?
[shatters]
Piper's right.
If we make the toy
rare again,
it'll still be worth
a million dollars!
And we can
share the money
like we should have
in the first place.
[shattering]
Well, I guess
we'll never know.
And we'll never be rich.
Well, at least
we're no worse off now
than we were
before all this started.
Speak for yourself.
I still have a
keyhole in my side.
[thunder rolls]
Hey! What are you doing?
[laughing]
That's not funny.
[♪♪♪]
I was foolish to think
I could suddenly
find something
that would
make my life wonderful.
That just doesn't happen.
Or does it?
Look what I found!
This changes everything!
For the first time,
I'll get the best
of those kids...
By destroying
one of their little toys!
[laughs evilly]
[laughing turns to sobbing]
Waaaaah!
[♪♪♪]
Hi!
I'm Yakety Yak Knickknack,
the toy that talks...
texts, emails,
even phone calls.
I'm perfect
for kids, grownups,
even guys who make their living
doing voice-over work.
With me,
they can literally phone it in!
Yakety Yak Knickknack,
from Knickknack.
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.
The "P" stands for...
Poquito mas limonada,
por favor!
[♪♪♪]
Hey, Piper?
Can I have your phone...
Number? Of course!
And you can call anytime!
Day, night, now!
I meant your actual phone.
And it's not for me.
It's for him.
This is a new toy,
Yakety Yak Knickknack.
It reads your texts
and emails.
So does the government.
So does my mom.
[gasps] My mom works
for the government!
I mean,
he can read them to you.
[text message alert]
Like this text
you just got from Aster.
[Knickknack voice]:
Hey, Piper,
have you told Jar
how you feel yet?
Jar?
As in Jar...
Of peanut butter!
Yes!
You know, with so many
nut butters on the market,
it's important
to let your favourite one
know how you feel.
I love you, Jar.
It can also sing your music
or speak your phone calls.
[phone rings]
Hello?
[Geneva]: Piper?
Sorry, I called you by mistake.
Obviously.
And even read web pages.
[Knickknack voice]:
News headlines...
"Woman who marries
jar of peanut butter
labelled a nut job."
"Government spy's cover
as "mom" blown,
captured by Russians."
"Vintage Knickknack toy
sells at auction
for one million dollars."
Did I just hear
what I think I heard?
One of our toys sold
for a million dollars?
I've got to tell
my mom about this!
Mom! Guess what!
[Russian man]:
Mom not available now.
Call back!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
who-oa-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
who-oa-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
[♪♪♪]
This is the toy that sold
for a million dollars.
Apparently,
we made them back in the 1950s.
Wow.
Kids played with posters
back then?
No, this is
a picture of the toy.
I didn't think
I needed to say that.
Now it's a rare antique
collectors are willing
to pay big bucks for.
Guys!
Look what I found!
Ew! A book!
These are old Knickknack
inventory records.
According to this,
we should still have
one of those wind-up robots.
You mean there's a toy
worth a million dollars
somewhere in this building?
We should split up
and look for it,
then share the money.
Think what life would be like
if we were that rich.
Woo-hoo!
I could buy a huge pile
of chocolate coins!
What a perfect life.
What a perfect life.
Thinking's not my thing.
But count me in anyway!
[♪♪♪]
Where is Ashley?
We're supposed
to rehearse our routine
for this ballet audition!
[text message beep]
Oh, she's texting me.
[Knickknack voice]:
Heyyyy girl, it's Ashley!
OMG, something's
totes come up!
Need to bail
on the dance thang!
Sad face!
Great!
I finally got an audition
for the Srednyaya
Ballet Company.
I need a dance partner!
I don't know if she'll agree,
but you never know
unless you ask.
Mrs. Bubkes?
Can I use your mop
as a dance partner?
Okay,
there are a lot of boxes here,
but it should only take me
about two hours
if I'm efficient.
Open a box,
check for the wind-up robot,
and move on.
[sighs]
No wind-up robot.
Just a bunch of trains.
Choo-choo!
All aboard
the Handsome Express!
[train whistle]
I know a sure-fire way
to find that missing, rare,
valuable toy
that's worth
a million dollars.
Missing...
Rare, valuable toy.
Reward, one million dollars.
I've got to get the flyer
to stick to the wall,
but I can't find my tape.
Well, this should help.
Missing... Knox's tape.
Reward, one million dollars.
To find a wind-up robot,
you've got to think
like a wind-up robot.
And to think
like a wind-up robot...
you've got to become
a wind-up robot.
[clicking winding up]
[♪♪♪]
I wish this rug was Jarvis.
Because then...
he'd have to give up
the company,
because rugs
can't own businesses.
Mrs. Bubkes,
I have a problem.
My new ballet partner
broke her leg.
So, I was thinking...
how would you like
to be my new partner?
Geneva will never get
into the ballet
with me as her partner.
She'll look ridiculous.
Okay, this infra-red camera app
will let me see shapes
through walls.
I just need to look
for something shaped
like the wind-up robot.
[Mmm-boing bounces]
It's in my office?
It's in
my office!
Bowie, get out of my office.
[winding up]
Now get out of my office.
Maybe those old inventory
records were wrong,
and there's no...
Either Bowie's inside my wall,
or the toy is!
I found the million dollar toy!
I wonder
what else is hidden in here.
Okay, that's a dead rat.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
I can't believe I found
the million dollar toy!
I've got to tell the others.
[evil voice]:
Or do you?
Who said that?
I did.
I'm your dark side.
I thought
this was my dark side.
You have two dark sides.
Okay, yeah.
That sounds right.
Why should you share
the money with the others?
You found the toy.
That's true...
I say don't tell them.
Just hide it
until they give up looking,
then sell it
and keep all the money.
Why would I do that?
Because a million dollars
split four ways is good,
but not as good
as splitting it two ways.
Two ways?
Who am I splitting it with?
Me! This was my idea!
That does sound good.
After all,
it's a million dollars.
[ka-ching!]
Where could it be?
Oh, no!
I've got to hide this thing!
I've been looking everywhere,
and I can't find it.
Have you found...
my roll of tape?
Nope.
[thunder rolls]
Me neither.
Okay, Mrs. Bubkes,
are you ready to practice?
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Practice makes humiliated.
I'm just going to assume
that was an enthusiastic yes...
because I don't understand
Meeskatanian.
Or English,
most of the time.
Anyway, let's start
with some simple
pirouettes and jetes.
Like this.
[music plays]
Now you try!
I bet you'll be great.
I bet you'll be wrong.
Wow, Mrs. Bubkes!
You're a natural dancer.
I am?
I am!
Though apparently not
a natural brunette.
[♪♪♪]
Wow. When you don't know
where stuff is,
finding it is hard.
At least I can forget
about that toy
and finish that big project
I was working on earlier...
chewing my gum.
This isn't Sparkle Berry.
Jarvis!
I found the toy!
Oh.
Jarvis isn't here.
[evil voice]:
Good.
Who said that?
I did.
Your dark side.
Oh. Well, I can't talk now,
dark side.
I've got to tell Jarvis
I found the toy!
[loud slap]
Ow!
What's wrong with you?
Well, my face hurts.
Why should you share
the million dollars?
You found the toy.
You should get all the money.
A million dollars?
All for me?
[ka-ching!]
I've got to hide this toy!
But where?
The best place
to hide something
is in plain sight.
That makes sense,
right, dark side?
Dark side?
Not now!
I almost have the high score!
Bowie, what are you
doing in my office?
Uh... I'm not
in your office!
[glass shatters,
Bowie screams as he falls]
Bowie broke my window!
But on the bright side,
he left my office.
[♪♪♪]
That was so much fun!
Who knew I was so good
at ballet?
Or anything?
Forget running a toy company.
I could be
a world-famous ballerina!
[phone rings]
Hello?
It's Geneva!
I wanted to tell you
how great I thought you were!
I'm so glad
we're dance partners!
Me too! I had a great time!
I love ballet!
Candace?
I thought I called Mrs. Bubkes.
Oh. You did.
She's here.
I'll get her for you.
Mrs. Bubkes, phone!
[as Mrs. Bubkes,
speaking Meeskatanian]
Who is it?
[regular voice]
It's Geneva.
[speaking Meeskatanian]
Geneva?
Be right there.
[footsteps]
That's okay.
Just tell her
I'll see her at the audition.
I forgot...
it's not me
who's going to be
a world-famous ballerina.
It's Mrs. Bubkes.
I'm not going
to get stuck being her
in my new dance career.
I've got to audition
as Candace!
I'm still here, Candace.
Uhh... you are?
Did anything I just say
fall into the category
of English you don't understand?
Yeah, all of it!
Even though I didn't find
that million dollar toy,
I did find some cool stuff
in the warehouse.
What?
The wind-up robot
was right here all along,
hiding in plain sight?
This is the best day ever!
[video game sounds]
Well, it would be, if someone
hadn't beat my high score.
I found the wind-up robot!
I can't wait to show everyone.
[evil voice]:
You can't do that!
Who said that?
Is my dark side here?
Yes, I'm here.
You seem...happy to see me.
I am!
You are devilishly handsome.
You're no slouch yourself.
This is fun, but later!
Right now,
you've got to hide that toy.
Why? I just found it.
Exactly! You found it.
You should get the money.
You're right!
I'll be rich!
Rich and handsome!
[ka-ching!]
I'll hide this
where it will never be found...
under this pile of work
Geneva's supposed to do.
Hey, Jarvis,
what's going on?
They've seen us!
Kill them!
Nothing.
I guess that works too.
So, guys, I was thinking...
Maybe we should just give up
and forget about looking
for that silly toy.
[both gasp]
Good idea!
I mean, no one's
ever going to find it.
Found it!
You found it
in Geneva's inbox?
-...under Aster's desk?
-...on Jarvis's shelf?
Wait! You found it?
I found it!
Idiot!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
I can't believe you lied
about finding
the wind-up robot!
I didn't know
you had a dark side.
You lied too!
Of course I did!
I have two dark sides!
[Knox]:
It doesn't matter!
When those old inventory
records said
there was one wind-up robot
left,
it meant there was
one case of wind-up robots!
There are a thousand of them!
And each one's worth
a million dollars!
Multiply that together,
and that's...
that's...
[ka-ching!]
[groaning]
Knox, if there are
a thousand of them,
then the toy isn't rare.
Or worth anything.
Well, who says there
have to be so many?
[shatters]
Piper's right.
If we make the toy
rare again,
it'll still be worth
a million dollars!
And we can share the money
like we should have
in the first place.
Exactly!
There's enough money
for everyone!
Including
your dark sides!
And my bright side.
I'm actually
of average intelligence.
I only seem bright next to you.
Whoa...
Easy with the big words, there,
bright side.
[shattering]
I'm sorry.
I don't know
why my partner is late.
[phone rings]
Maybe that's her!
[weird muffled sounds]
Never mind.
I think I got butt-dialed.
[fart noise]
I definitely got butt-dialed.
Sorry I'm late.
I'd make an excuse,
but what's the... point?
Candace?
What are you doing here?
Where's Mrs. Bubkes?
Don't worry, she sent me
to fill in for her.
You?
Is this some trick
to ruin this for me?
No!
Maybe the old Candace
would've done that...
the Candace that wanted
to steal back Knickknack.
But not
the new Candace...
the Candace that
just wants to dance!
Okay, but don't
mess this up for me.
Don't worry.
Mrs. Bubkes taught me
everything she knows.
I'm just as amazing
at ballet as she is.
[music plays]
Whoa!
What's going on?
I don't understand.
I do.
You stink!
You're also bad at ballet.
It must be the fat suit.
I need it for balance.
[loud thud]
Oof!
And for padding.
[♪♪♪]
Well, we destroyed
all the robots!
Great!
Now let's sell
the last wind-up robot
and get our million bucks.
There is no last one.
No one saved one?
There are none left?
Whoa.
Imagine how valuable
they must be now!
[all yelling at once]
Guys!
We shouldn't fight!
Knox is right.
We may not have
a million dollars,
but we're rich
because we have each
other as friends.
No, that's stupid.
We're rich because we still have
the one you guys found.
Knox is right.
The original one must be
still where I hid it!
It's gone.
There's nothing here
but crucial paperwork
that should have been done
months ago.
What could have happened
to the robot?
Well, who says there
have to be so many?
[shatters]
Piper's right.
If we make the toy
rare again,
it'll still be worth
a million dollars!
And we can
share the money
like we should have
in the first place.
[shattering]
Well, I guess
we'll never know.
And we'll never be rich.
Well, at least
we're no worse off now
than we were
before all this started.
Speak for yourself.
I still have a
keyhole in my side.
[thunder rolls]
Hey! What are you doing?
[laughing]
That's not funny.
[♪♪♪]
I was foolish to think
I could suddenly
find something
that would
make my life wonderful.
That just doesn't happen.
Or does it?
Look what I found!
This changes everything!
For the first time,
I'll get the best
of those kids...
By destroying
one of their little toys!
[laughs evilly]
[laughing turns to sobbing]
Waaaaah!
[♪♪♪]
Hi!
I'm Yakety Yak Knickknack,
the toy that talks...
texts, emails,
even phone calls.
I'm perfect
for kids, grownups,
even guys who make their living
doing voice-over work.
With me,
they can literally phone it in!
Yakety Yak Knickknack,
from Knickknack.
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.
The "P" stands for...
Poquito mas limonada,
por favor!
[♪♪♪]