Some Assembly Required (2014–2016): Season 2, Episode 14 - Rocket with a Pocket - full transcript
After accidentally trapping Mmmboing, the gang decides to launch him into outer space and finally be rid of him forever. Once the mission is a success, Jarvis realizes they have a great toy on their hands: Rocket with a Pocket, th...
♪ Here we go ♪
We're in the final minute
of the World Foosball
Championship!
Jarvis
gets control of the ball,
prepares to shoot, and...
[blows horn]
Bowie! Quit trying
to distract me!
Fine. Next goal wins.
Prepare to be dazzled!
I already am
bedazzled!
Aster! I can't see!
Your loss.
My outfit is spectacular!
With the other team
distracted,
Jarvis gets the ball.
He passes it
back and forth.
This is fancy fooswork!
He's got an open net!
Lines up the shot!
And...
[Mmm-boing bounces]
[slow motion] Mmm-boing?
[slow motion] Noooooooo!
[swallows]
Bowie, are you okay?
Now I know
why I named him Mmm-boing.
He's delicious!
Bowie,
you finally figured out a way
to get him to stop bouncing!
[muffled bouncing sounds]
Not really.
Ooh!
Okay, that one
bounced off my kidney.
[muffled bouncing sounds]
[thud]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
[muffled Mmm-boing sounds]
Piper! Check this out!
Bowie swallowed
Mmm-boing!
We finally caught him!
Really?
He won't mmm-bother us again?
Yep!
He's broken his last window!
Not to mention
the countless mirrors I've lost
to that monster.
[bouncing sounds]
Bowie, where are you going?
To the men's room.
You can't!
Well, I'm not allowed
in the ladies' room,
and we don't have
an "other."
I mean, you can't
release Mmm-boing!
But I really have to go!
Too bad.
Until we figure out
what to do with him,
no mmm-bowel movements!
Mrs. Bubkes?
You need to keep Mmm-Bowie
out of the mmm-bathroom.
Do whatever it takes,
no matter how drastic,
to keep him from going
through that door.
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Know just the thing.
[cracks knuckles]
Out of order?
Now what am I going to do?
You're going to help
us come up with a way
to get rid
of Mmm-boing.
The problem is,
no matter where in
the world Mmm-boing goes,
he always comes back.
So... maybe we should send him
out of this world!
Piper, we should make out...
Yes! Great idea!
... make outer space
Mmm-boing's new home.
Right.
That's what I was
talking about.
We could build a rocket
and launch Mmm-boing
into space!
Well, do it fast!
Because he's making his way
to the airlock!
[♪♪♪]
[elevator dings]
Wow!
Ant-Man was a great movie!
Totally!
But I'm surprised you
wanted to go with me.
Because you constantly
ask questions
like, "Who's that?"
and "What's happening?"
and "What did he just say
when I was asking 'who's that'
and 'what's happening?'"
I was going to say
because I didn't think
you liked superhero movies.
Normally, I don't.
But it's a movie where the hero
is smaller than me!
Let's see it again,
but sit farther back.
He'll be even littler!
[shrieks]
What? What?
Was that
a delayed reaction
to something
from the movie?
Happens to me all the time.
No, I "aaahhhh"ed
because you're touching
my fancy, brand new,
super-expensive,
state-of-the-art sewing machine!
Ooh!
A fancy, brand new,
super-expensive,
state-of-the-art arm rest!
Aah!
I'm just worried
about your voice, man.
Stop touching that!
It's just a sewing machine.
It's more
than a sewing machine!
It's also an arm rest.
It's not an arm rest!
This baby doesn't just sew.
It takes old clothes,
then deconstructs them
into their original thread,
snaps,
buttons, and zippers,
then reconstructs them
into new, nicer clothes!
As nice as my new shirt?
Although I still can't
figure out this equation.
"Ant minus man?"
And voila!
I've created something stylish
out of something vile-ish!
Cool!
Can I try it
with my shirt?
No!
Can I try it
with my shirt?
No! Nuh-uh!
No one touches this machine!
Not you! Not anyone!
Hands... off!
What are you doing?
You said "hands off."
But they're stuck
right on there!
Okay, Piper,
where's the rocket
you designed?
Bowie took it to
the men's room to...
deliver the payload.
All right, I did it.
Want to know how?
[both]: No!
Let's do this quickly
before Mmm-boing figures
out a way to escape.
Apparently,
he's really good
at squeezing
through small openings.
Okay, let's begin
with a detailed 48-point
pre-launch check.
Three two one,
blast off!
[engines roar]
Accessing external video feed.
Mission is a success.
Mission is a success!
[cheering]
Yeah ha ha!
All right!
Access the rocket's
internal camera.
[beeps]
This is awesome!
I wish Mmm-boing
was here to see it!
It is awesome.
This gives me
a great idea
for a new toy!
A rubber ball that
never stops bouncing!
[both]: No!
A rocket kids can load
a personal item into
and really launch into space!
Something of theirs
will be out there forever,
and they can access it online
via the camera feed.
That is a great idea!
We should make out.
Make out... er space
rockets to sell to kids?
Sure. Okay.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Welcome, kids,
to the first ever
Knickknack toy launch
where we'll actually
launch a toy!
[cheering]
Who's loaded something special
into their Rocket with a Pocket
and is ready
to launch it into space?
Me!
And who's ready
to do their 48-point
pre-launch check?
Yay.
Three!
Two! One!
Blast off!
[rockets roar]
[kids cheer]
There are your rockets,
heading into space
with your special items.
Just think!
Someday,
aliens might find your rocket,
open it up,
and learn everything about you!
[they scream]
Friendly aliens!
Who barf candy.
[murmur a bit]
Science Officer Piper,
let's use
the internal rocket cameras
to take a look at some
of the special things
these kids launched
into space.
[console beeps]
A picture of your family!
How cute.
Your teddy bear!
How sweet.
Your Brussels sprouts
from dinner...
how sneaky.
A little baby!
How adorable.
A little baby?
[♪♪♪]
[sewing machine beeps]
[Knox]: What
are you doing?
Aster!
I'm not using your machine!
I'm just protecting it
from that worthless no-good
weasel, Knox!
Phew, Knox,
it's just you.
Were you about to use
Aster's sewing machine?
Yes!
I'm trying to shop less,
so I was going to use it
to sew my purse shut.
But since I've just
admitted my guilt to you,
now I'm going to use it
to sew your mouth shut.
Wow, this shopping withdrawal
has made me violent.
Geneva, you can't
use that!
I know, I know.
Aster told us not to.
No, you can't use it
because I'm using it.
I need to stitch up
my football.
I opened it up
to take out its appendix.
Turns out...
it's a football.
[sewing machine beeps,
whirs loudly]
[gets louder]
Knox! Careful!
I think it's overheating!
No, it's not.
Owie! Mmm!
I think it's overheating!
I know how to cool it down!
[sizzle]
[elevator dings]
What are you guys doing?
Nothing...
I was just...
putting stuff in my purse.
And I'm just playing
some football.
Go...
short?
Eww! Sports.
I'm out of here.
What are we going
to do now?
You broke
the sewing machine.
Are you sure
it's broken?
Yes.
[♪♪♪]
That's your baby sister?
Why would you send
your baby sister into space?
She's so annoying!
And I have to share
my room with her.
Well, now she has
her own space...
Space.
We have to get
that baby back!
Relax.
We just need
to keep a level head
and realize
there's a simple, logical
solution to this...
wait for those aliens
you mentioned
to find the rocket
and bring back the baby.
Plus, I hear they barf candy!
Bowie, I said the rockets
might be found by aliens
to get the kids excited.
It's not going to happen.
Like when I said
there might be
a girl out there for you.
Jarvis is right.
An alien ship
isn't going to suddenly appear.
An alien ship
suddenly appeared!
Okay, we've got all
the pieces together.
Do you think
Aster will notice
anything's different?
I wouldn't.
But he might.
So I think we should try
to reassemble it.
Do you remember what it's
supposed to look like?
Definitely.
Aww,
what a cute sewing machine!
That's not what
a sewing machine looks like.
Here, let me.
Look at me!
I'm sewing!
Okay, so it was
a space station from Earth
and not an alien ship.
If I can patch in
to the space station's
communication system,
we can make contact
with whoever's on board.
What if they're wearing
one of these?
Look! A picture's
coming in!
Hello? Can you hear us?
Of course I can hear you.
I'm standing right here.
Are you there?
If you can hear us,
say something!
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Meesa Mr. Gournisht!
Keepala!
Hallebo!
Mr. Gournisht?
Mr. Gournisht?
What are you
doing in space?
Well, as you know,
I was drafted
to the Meeskatanian army.
And when the war
with the Zeeskites
was called off,
I was reassigned
to Meeskatania's
new space program
and became the first Meeskanaut!
Mr. Gournisht,
I can't tell you
how happy we are to see you!
Why not?
We're really happy
to see you.
See? That wasn't so hard.
Look, Mr. Gournisht,
we really need your help!
I really need your help.
I have been up here alone
for a year.
And as nice as it is
talking to you three boys...
I really want to see a woman.
Mr. Gournisht,
you don't understand.
We need you to...
You do not understand!
I have been up here alone...
for one year!
I want to see
that beautiful creature,
Mrs. Bubkes.
But we sent a rocket into space
that has...
[screaming]
A year!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Mrs. Bubkes?
We need your help!
[gasps]
Candace?
What are you doing here?
Uhh...
Forget that.
Where's Mrs. Bubkes?
How should I know?
What does this
have to do with me?
Mrs. Bubkes who?
I'm not out of order,
you're out of order!
Candace, please!
We need
Mrs. Bubkes. Now!
All right, I might be able
to get her here.
Can you guys turn around
and look that way
for three hours?
There's no time!
There's no time?
Thanks for the
useless inheritance,
Grandpa.
[shattering]
Okay,
we don't have Mrs. Bubkes,
but we have Candace.
I don't think Mr. Gournisht
is going to be picky.
He hasn't seen
a woman in...
[as Gournisht]
a year!
[♪♪♪]
Blech!
Look, you said
you wanted a woman,
and we got you...
A woman?
So now it's your
turn to help us!
I will help you.
But not before
I see Mrs. Bubkes,
that stunning specimen
of the female form.
Hey, I've got
everything she does.
Where?
Locked up in some shed?
Uhh...
Can we hurry this along?
Roaming charges from space
are astronomical!
Please hold.
What are we going to do?
Mr. Gournisht can't stand
the sight of Candace!
Only because
he can see.
Okay...
this is a crazy idea,
but what if
we made up Candace
to look like Mrs. Bubkes?
Do you really think
this will fool anyone?
I think it has a shot.
Please.
It just looks like pieces
of rubber stuck to your face.
Yeah.
And if you open the
babushka even slightly,
you can see
her real neck.
I know it's a totally
unbelievable disguise,
but it's the best chance
we have.
Okay, Mr. Gournisht.
Are you ready to see
your beautiful Mrs. Bubkes?
Hah...
Hubba Bubkes!
Oh, Mrs. Bubkes!
[speaks Meeskatanian]
...crushing loneliness.
[Asks a question
in Meeskatanian]
Candace can't speak
Meeskatanian!
Just say some gibberish,
then throw a couple
of English words at the end.
[speaks "Meeskatanian"]
Hello.
But that didn't make any sense.
My beautiful Bubkes
is so happy to see me,
she's tongue tied!
If you were
up here with me,
I'd help you untie it.
[vomits]
Whoa! I just barfed candy!
I must be an alien!
Or I ate
way too much candy.
There.
I think it actually looks
like a sewing machine this time.
What are you talking about?
It's missing the floppy ears
and whiskers.
I wonder if it works.
I'm a she,
and no, I don't work.
But I wonder
if the sewing machine works.
Because, if it doesn't,
Aster will kill us.
What are you guys
doing at my desk?
Making out...
...landish claims
about what we're doing
at your desk.
Well, do you mind moving?
I need to use my sewing machine
to turn these old clothes
into a black suit.
He is going to kill us!
He's making a suit
for the funeral!
[sewing machine beeps
and whirs]
What is this?
I didn't know this machine
made gorgeous high fashion
outfits too!
This baby was a better purchase
than I thought!
[♪♪♪]
Okay, Mr. Gournisht,
you've seen Mrs. Bubkes.
Now we need your help
retrieving a small rocket.
There may be a way I can help.
This space station is equipped
with a robotic appendage
used to retrieve
and repair objects in space.
You mean
like the Canadarm?
Much better!
It's the Meeskafoot.
Why would you
build a space foot
instead of an arm?
There are many things that
you can do with a space foot!
Tap it impatiently...
Sneak through space
on your tippy toes...
Do the Moonwalk...
Is much better
than that annoying Canadarm!
I hate when they use it
to tickle my Meeskafoot.
Anyway, do you really
think the Meeskafoot
can get our rocket back?
Meeskatanian technology
is very reliable.
[yelling]
Reliably unreliable.
Oh no!
He passed out!
He's not conscious?
But that's my only requirement
in a man.
I'm out.
We can't wait for Gournisht
to regain consciousness.
We have to save that baby!
I can take control
of the Meeskafoot from here,
but we'd have to kick the rocket
with such precision
that it maintains its trajectory
through reentry
and heads on an exact course
towards our roof.
Stand back.
This is just foosball.
Foosball in space
with a baby's life at stake.
[blows horn]
[screaming]
Stop it!
[bonk]
You did it!
You saved the baby!
It's okay, little...
[boing!]
[Mmm-boing bounces frantically]
You kicked the wrong rocket!
Mmm-boing, you're back!
I was so worried about you!
I'm so happy,
I could kiss you!
[kiss-thud]
[kicking]
[clears throat]
Okay, let's save that baby!
Aah!
It's so horrible!
What happened
to the baby?
I don't know.
I just found
the Brussels sprouts.
And I found the baby!
Aww!
[baby cries]
She's okay!
No, she's not.
She needs a change.
And the lack of gravity
has not helped the situation.
[♪♪♪]
[Announcer]:
Blast off for fun
with Knickknack's
Rocket with a Pocket,
the toy that lets you
send anything,
except babies, pets,
and your vegetables,
into space!
Plus, buy
a Rocket with a Pocket today
and you'll have a chance to win
a trip
to Meeskatanian Space Camp...
There, you'll experience
their zero-gravity simulator,
operate the Meeskafoot,
and learn to use their latest
Meeskanaut technology!
[yelling]
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.
The "P" stands for...
"piece of junk!"
Waaaah!
[♪♪♪]
We're in the final minute
of the World Foosball
Championship!
Jarvis
gets control of the ball,
prepares to shoot, and...
[blows horn]
Bowie! Quit trying
to distract me!
Fine. Next goal wins.
Prepare to be dazzled!
I already am
bedazzled!
Aster! I can't see!
Your loss.
My outfit is spectacular!
With the other team
distracted,
Jarvis gets the ball.
He passes it
back and forth.
This is fancy fooswork!
He's got an open net!
Lines up the shot!
And...
[Mmm-boing bounces]
[slow motion] Mmm-boing?
[slow motion] Noooooooo!
[swallows]
Bowie, are you okay?
Now I know
why I named him Mmm-boing.
He's delicious!
Bowie,
you finally figured out a way
to get him to stop bouncing!
[muffled bouncing sounds]
Not really.
Ooh!
Okay, that one
bounced off my kidney.
[muffled bouncing sounds]
[thud]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
[muffled Mmm-boing sounds]
Piper! Check this out!
Bowie swallowed
Mmm-boing!
We finally caught him!
Really?
He won't mmm-bother us again?
Yep!
He's broken his last window!
Not to mention
the countless mirrors I've lost
to that monster.
[bouncing sounds]
Bowie, where are you going?
To the men's room.
You can't!
Well, I'm not allowed
in the ladies' room,
and we don't have
an "other."
I mean, you can't
release Mmm-boing!
But I really have to go!
Too bad.
Until we figure out
what to do with him,
no mmm-bowel movements!
Mrs. Bubkes?
You need to keep Mmm-Bowie
out of the mmm-bathroom.
Do whatever it takes,
no matter how drastic,
to keep him from going
through that door.
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Know just the thing.
[cracks knuckles]
Out of order?
Now what am I going to do?
You're going to help
us come up with a way
to get rid
of Mmm-boing.
The problem is,
no matter where in
the world Mmm-boing goes,
he always comes back.
So... maybe we should send him
out of this world!
Piper, we should make out...
Yes! Great idea!
... make outer space
Mmm-boing's new home.
Right.
That's what I was
talking about.
We could build a rocket
and launch Mmm-boing
into space!
Well, do it fast!
Because he's making his way
to the airlock!
[♪♪♪]
[elevator dings]
Wow!
Ant-Man was a great movie!
Totally!
But I'm surprised you
wanted to go with me.
Because you constantly
ask questions
like, "Who's that?"
and "What's happening?"
and "What did he just say
when I was asking 'who's that'
and 'what's happening?'"
I was going to say
because I didn't think
you liked superhero movies.
Normally, I don't.
But it's a movie where the hero
is smaller than me!
Let's see it again,
but sit farther back.
He'll be even littler!
[shrieks]
What? What?
Was that
a delayed reaction
to something
from the movie?
Happens to me all the time.
No, I "aaahhhh"ed
because you're touching
my fancy, brand new,
super-expensive,
state-of-the-art sewing machine!
Ooh!
A fancy, brand new,
super-expensive,
state-of-the-art arm rest!
Aah!
I'm just worried
about your voice, man.
Stop touching that!
It's just a sewing machine.
It's more
than a sewing machine!
It's also an arm rest.
It's not an arm rest!
This baby doesn't just sew.
It takes old clothes,
then deconstructs them
into their original thread,
snaps,
buttons, and zippers,
then reconstructs them
into new, nicer clothes!
As nice as my new shirt?
Although I still can't
figure out this equation.
"Ant minus man?"
And voila!
I've created something stylish
out of something vile-ish!
Cool!
Can I try it
with my shirt?
No!
Can I try it
with my shirt?
No! Nuh-uh!
No one touches this machine!
Not you! Not anyone!
Hands... off!
What are you doing?
You said "hands off."
But they're stuck
right on there!
Okay, Piper,
where's the rocket
you designed?
Bowie took it to
the men's room to...
deliver the payload.
All right, I did it.
Want to know how?
[both]: No!
Let's do this quickly
before Mmm-boing figures
out a way to escape.
Apparently,
he's really good
at squeezing
through small openings.
Okay, let's begin
with a detailed 48-point
pre-launch check.
Three two one,
blast off!
[engines roar]
Accessing external video feed.
Mission is a success.
Mission is a success!
[cheering]
Yeah ha ha!
All right!
Access the rocket's
internal camera.
[beeps]
This is awesome!
I wish Mmm-boing
was here to see it!
It is awesome.
This gives me
a great idea
for a new toy!
A rubber ball that
never stops bouncing!
[both]: No!
A rocket kids can load
a personal item into
and really launch into space!
Something of theirs
will be out there forever,
and they can access it online
via the camera feed.
That is a great idea!
We should make out.
Make out... er space
rockets to sell to kids?
Sure. Okay.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Welcome, kids,
to the first ever
Knickknack toy launch
where we'll actually
launch a toy!
[cheering]
Who's loaded something special
into their Rocket with a Pocket
and is ready
to launch it into space?
Me!
And who's ready
to do their 48-point
pre-launch check?
Yay.
Three!
Two! One!
Blast off!
[rockets roar]
[kids cheer]
There are your rockets,
heading into space
with your special items.
Just think!
Someday,
aliens might find your rocket,
open it up,
and learn everything about you!
[they scream]
Friendly aliens!
Who barf candy.
[murmur a bit]
Science Officer Piper,
let's use
the internal rocket cameras
to take a look at some
of the special things
these kids launched
into space.
[console beeps]
A picture of your family!
How cute.
Your teddy bear!
How sweet.
Your Brussels sprouts
from dinner...
how sneaky.
A little baby!
How adorable.
A little baby?
[♪♪♪]
[sewing machine beeps]
[Knox]: What
are you doing?
Aster!
I'm not using your machine!
I'm just protecting it
from that worthless no-good
weasel, Knox!
Phew, Knox,
it's just you.
Were you about to use
Aster's sewing machine?
Yes!
I'm trying to shop less,
so I was going to use it
to sew my purse shut.
But since I've just
admitted my guilt to you,
now I'm going to use it
to sew your mouth shut.
Wow, this shopping withdrawal
has made me violent.
Geneva, you can't
use that!
I know, I know.
Aster told us not to.
No, you can't use it
because I'm using it.
I need to stitch up
my football.
I opened it up
to take out its appendix.
Turns out...
it's a football.
[sewing machine beeps,
whirs loudly]
[gets louder]
Knox! Careful!
I think it's overheating!
No, it's not.
Owie! Mmm!
I think it's overheating!
I know how to cool it down!
[sizzle]
[elevator dings]
What are you guys doing?
Nothing...
I was just...
putting stuff in my purse.
And I'm just playing
some football.
Go...
short?
Eww! Sports.
I'm out of here.
What are we going
to do now?
You broke
the sewing machine.
Are you sure
it's broken?
Yes.
[♪♪♪]
That's your baby sister?
Why would you send
your baby sister into space?
She's so annoying!
And I have to share
my room with her.
Well, now she has
her own space...
Space.
We have to get
that baby back!
Relax.
We just need
to keep a level head
and realize
there's a simple, logical
solution to this...
wait for those aliens
you mentioned
to find the rocket
and bring back the baby.
Plus, I hear they barf candy!
Bowie, I said the rockets
might be found by aliens
to get the kids excited.
It's not going to happen.
Like when I said
there might be
a girl out there for you.
Jarvis is right.
An alien ship
isn't going to suddenly appear.
An alien ship
suddenly appeared!
Okay, we've got all
the pieces together.
Do you think
Aster will notice
anything's different?
I wouldn't.
But he might.
So I think we should try
to reassemble it.
Do you remember what it's
supposed to look like?
Definitely.
Aww,
what a cute sewing machine!
That's not what
a sewing machine looks like.
Here, let me.
Look at me!
I'm sewing!
Okay, so it was
a space station from Earth
and not an alien ship.
If I can patch in
to the space station's
communication system,
we can make contact
with whoever's on board.
What if they're wearing
one of these?
Look! A picture's
coming in!
Hello? Can you hear us?
Of course I can hear you.
I'm standing right here.
Are you there?
If you can hear us,
say something!
[speaks Meeskatanian]
Meesa Mr. Gournisht!
Keepala!
Hallebo!
Mr. Gournisht?
Mr. Gournisht?
What are you
doing in space?
Well, as you know,
I was drafted
to the Meeskatanian army.
And when the war
with the Zeeskites
was called off,
I was reassigned
to Meeskatania's
new space program
and became the first Meeskanaut!
Mr. Gournisht,
I can't tell you
how happy we are to see you!
Why not?
We're really happy
to see you.
See? That wasn't so hard.
Look, Mr. Gournisht,
we really need your help!
I really need your help.
I have been up here alone
for a year.
And as nice as it is
talking to you three boys...
I really want to see a woman.
Mr. Gournisht,
you don't understand.
We need you to...
You do not understand!
I have been up here alone...
for one year!
I want to see
that beautiful creature,
Mrs. Bubkes.
But we sent a rocket into space
that has...
[screaming]
A year!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Mrs. Bubkes?
We need your help!
[gasps]
Candace?
What are you doing here?
Uhh...
Forget that.
Where's Mrs. Bubkes?
How should I know?
What does this
have to do with me?
Mrs. Bubkes who?
I'm not out of order,
you're out of order!
Candace, please!
We need
Mrs. Bubkes. Now!
All right, I might be able
to get her here.
Can you guys turn around
and look that way
for three hours?
There's no time!
There's no time?
Thanks for the
useless inheritance,
Grandpa.
[shattering]
Okay,
we don't have Mrs. Bubkes,
but we have Candace.
I don't think Mr. Gournisht
is going to be picky.
He hasn't seen
a woman in...
[as Gournisht]
a year!
[♪♪♪]
Blech!
Look, you said
you wanted a woman,
and we got you...
A woman?
So now it's your
turn to help us!
I will help you.
But not before
I see Mrs. Bubkes,
that stunning specimen
of the female form.
Hey, I've got
everything she does.
Where?
Locked up in some shed?
Uhh...
Can we hurry this along?
Roaming charges from space
are astronomical!
Please hold.
What are we going to do?
Mr. Gournisht can't stand
the sight of Candace!
Only because
he can see.
Okay...
this is a crazy idea,
but what if
we made up Candace
to look like Mrs. Bubkes?
Do you really think
this will fool anyone?
I think it has a shot.
Please.
It just looks like pieces
of rubber stuck to your face.
Yeah.
And if you open the
babushka even slightly,
you can see
her real neck.
I know it's a totally
unbelievable disguise,
but it's the best chance
we have.
Okay, Mr. Gournisht.
Are you ready to see
your beautiful Mrs. Bubkes?
Hah...
Hubba Bubkes!
Oh, Mrs. Bubkes!
[speaks Meeskatanian]
...crushing loneliness.
[Asks a question
in Meeskatanian]
Candace can't speak
Meeskatanian!
Just say some gibberish,
then throw a couple
of English words at the end.
[speaks "Meeskatanian"]
Hello.
But that didn't make any sense.
My beautiful Bubkes
is so happy to see me,
she's tongue tied!
If you were
up here with me,
I'd help you untie it.
[vomits]
Whoa! I just barfed candy!
I must be an alien!
Or I ate
way too much candy.
There.
I think it actually looks
like a sewing machine this time.
What are you talking about?
It's missing the floppy ears
and whiskers.
I wonder if it works.
I'm a she,
and no, I don't work.
But I wonder
if the sewing machine works.
Because, if it doesn't,
Aster will kill us.
What are you guys
doing at my desk?
Making out...
...landish claims
about what we're doing
at your desk.
Well, do you mind moving?
I need to use my sewing machine
to turn these old clothes
into a black suit.
He is going to kill us!
He's making a suit
for the funeral!
[sewing machine beeps
and whirs]
What is this?
I didn't know this machine
made gorgeous high fashion
outfits too!
This baby was a better purchase
than I thought!
[♪♪♪]
Okay, Mr. Gournisht,
you've seen Mrs. Bubkes.
Now we need your help
retrieving a small rocket.
There may be a way I can help.
This space station is equipped
with a robotic appendage
used to retrieve
and repair objects in space.
You mean
like the Canadarm?
Much better!
It's the Meeskafoot.
Why would you
build a space foot
instead of an arm?
There are many things that
you can do with a space foot!
Tap it impatiently...
Sneak through space
on your tippy toes...
Do the Moonwalk...
Is much better
than that annoying Canadarm!
I hate when they use it
to tickle my Meeskafoot.
Anyway, do you really
think the Meeskafoot
can get our rocket back?
Meeskatanian technology
is very reliable.
[yelling]
Reliably unreliable.
Oh no!
He passed out!
He's not conscious?
But that's my only requirement
in a man.
I'm out.
We can't wait for Gournisht
to regain consciousness.
We have to save that baby!
I can take control
of the Meeskafoot from here,
but we'd have to kick the rocket
with such precision
that it maintains its trajectory
through reentry
and heads on an exact course
towards our roof.
Stand back.
This is just foosball.
Foosball in space
with a baby's life at stake.
[blows horn]
[screaming]
Stop it!
[bonk]
You did it!
You saved the baby!
It's okay, little...
[boing!]
[Mmm-boing bounces frantically]
You kicked the wrong rocket!
Mmm-boing, you're back!
I was so worried about you!
I'm so happy,
I could kiss you!
[kiss-thud]
[kicking]
[clears throat]
Okay, let's save that baby!
Aah!
It's so horrible!
What happened
to the baby?
I don't know.
I just found
the Brussels sprouts.
And I found the baby!
Aww!
[baby cries]
She's okay!
No, she's not.
She needs a change.
And the lack of gravity
has not helped the situation.
[♪♪♪]
[Announcer]:
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[yelling]
I'm P. Everett Knickknack.
The "P" stands for...
"piece of junk!"
Waaaah!
[♪♪♪]