Single by 30 (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - All My Life - full transcript
At her ex's wedding, Joanna has an epiphany about Peter, while he takes full advantage of his status as "the single guy at a wedding."
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
[PLAYING CHORDS]
♪ I think it sucks so much ♪
Why did I agree to do
this stupid talent show?
If I'm this nervous now, imagine
how nervous I'm going to be
when I have to sing
in front of the whole school.
Well, you know
what they say.
Just picture
everyone naked.
Who says that?
Are you picturing me naked?
[LAUGHS]
No.
What were you going to say?
Just forget the crowd.
Close your eyes,
take a deep breath,
and imagine singing
to one person.
Yeah, but then I'm just going
to picture Wes,
then I'm going to be
even more nervous.
Right. Wes.
Well, if he really
cares about you,
it doesn't matter
what happens.
He'll still love it.
Thanks, Peter. You're the best.
[PLAYING]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[HUMMING VARYING PITCHES]
Whoo! Yeah!
JOANNA:
That was my warm-up.
PETER:
I knew that.
I'm just
supporting you.
Oh, my God.
I just realized
I'm going to have to sing
in front of all
of my old co-workers
who know I'm Carl's ex.
Wait, is it too late
to turn around?
No way.
I've been really looking forward
to the mashed potato bar.
You know, they serve them
in mason jars.
Everything's better
in mason jars.
Okay, so you're primarily here
for the mason jar perks.
I mean, I guess I want
to hear you sing too.
Although "Somewhere Over the
Rainbow" wouldn't be my pick.
What would
your pick be?
K-Ci & JoJo,
"All My Life."
[LAUGHS]
That's the perfect love song.
Oh, gosh.
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
JOANNA [LAUGHS]:
Wow.
Peter, thanks.
Thank you
for coming with me.
You're an amazing friend
for doing this.
Yeah. No problem.
You know,
because you're close to me.
You're like my father.
Close to me.
You're like my mother.
[LAUGHS]
♪ Close to me ♪
♪ You're like my sister ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my brother ♪
[♪♪♪]
It's no big deal.
You can have the bed,
and I'll just take
the floor.
Oh. You don't have
to do that, Peter.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
This is Mark.
I'm gonna get this.
Okay.
What's up, man?
I'm locked out of my bedroom.
What?
Chloe. Told her she looked cute,
and apparently she took
that as an insult, so--
CHLOE:
I am not cute.
MARK: Lesson learned.
I'm pretty sure
there's more to that story.
But I'm at the wedding
with Joanna.
Sorry.
Ooh, how's that going?
Pretty good.
Easy drive up. Nice venue.
And the room I'm sharing
with Joanna only has one bed.
Dude, on purpose?
Yeah.
She booked the room.
I may be taking a leap,
but maybe this is her way
of saying
that she wants to hook up.
Maybe or maybe not,
but while Joanna
keeps you guessing, you're
missing out on a sure thing.
You're a single guy
at a wedding, dude.
Single women are motivated
by jealousy and alcohol,
and that's all a wedding is,
and you're gonna be in a suit.
Dude, game over.
That's not the plan
for tonight.
So I'm sure your plan is to just
sit there and try to wonder
what this whole
"one bedroom" situation is.
Well, my five-point plan has
been perfected over the years
on how to get laid
at a wedding.
I don't want to be that guy.
Step number one:
be that guy.
Step number two: drop a sweet
reason why you're there.
Step number three: a little game
I like to play,
called Guess Your Drink.
Step number four: peacock.
Take off your jacket,
roll up your sleeves--
Mark, I'm just here
for Joanna.
I mean, to support her.
Ah, see? That's step two.
You're listening.
Look, if you want
the rest of the plan, man,
just text me, all right?
CHLOE:
You want cute?
Go get a stuffed animal.
Hey, maybe we can get
some massages later--
Oh, you got a cot.
Yeah. I called the front desk,
they brought one up.
Problem solved.
Awesome.
[STRUMMING]
Hey,
I'm going to go check out
the rest of the resort,
and give you some time
to practice on your own.
Okay. Thanks.
[DOOR CLOSES]
PETER:
All right, Mark.
Let's see what you got.
Ninety-eight percent of women
drink a vodka soda lime
at a wedding?
Hey, sorry I took so long.
Wow. You look amazing.
Thanks for the room.
Yeah, no problem.
The hand dryers
down here at the restroom
work better than expected.
Jojo!
Jojo, look at you.
And this guy, hi.
Good to see you.
LISA:
You look so beautiful.
What's up?
Wow, you guys
are ready, huh?
Most florists turn down
a complimentary invite,
but Ryan and I are using this
wedding as our last hurrah.
Tomorrow we start trying.
What? Trying?
Oh, as in, like,
"trying" trying.
Like, baby-making time.
These tubes are ready
to drop it like it's hot.
Ew.
I'm not comfortable
with that either.
Whatever, we're going hard.
Ryan has been pre-gaming
all day.
Honestly, I've been planning
this for, like, a long time.
Like, years.
I got us matching flasks.
LISA: Whoo!
That's...
All right,
here's the game.
If you see the bride's mom's
cleave, you drink once.
If you see the flower girl
crying, you drink twice.
If you see a dog in
a tuxedo, you drink three times.
Wait, what was
the first one again?
I don't know. Who cares?
We're having fun!
It's a party.
[STRING MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, I like those dresses.
PETER:
Hey, how about the music?
I'm digging the strings.
Classy.
What about like a cover band
or something?
Dude, what if they start playing
classical covers of pop songs?
Like K-Ci & JoJo?
Yes.
You're obsessed.
Yeah, because it's the perfect
love song.
[LAUGHS]
Hey.
Are you okay?
I'm feeling a little nauseous.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Do you want to come?
Yeah. How about I get you
some water.
Okay.
Hey. Girls going
to the bathroom together?
Drink. I'll race you there.
[♪♪♪]
Allison.
Hi.
What are you
doing here?
Uh, just working through
pre-show jitters.
Oh, let me-- Let me get
one of your bridesmaids.
Oh, no, no.
Please stay. Stay.
I'm fine.
I can't believe
I'm one of those brides.
It's totally normal, okay?
How are you supposed
to really know
it's the right person forever?
I mean...
You know, I don't know
that I am qualified to answer.
I mean, I-- I love Carl.
I do.
Do you want to just...
Tell me, should I marry...?
Allison, Allison,
you and Carl...
you couldn't be more perfect
for each other, okay?
When I look at you two
it's so obvious
how much love
there is between you.
Okay. Yeah.
You know,
how do you know
that you're supposed
to marry someone?
You marry the person
that always has your back.
You know, that challenges you
and supports you
and makes you the best version
of yourself, you know?
The person you can't imagine
not being in your life.
You-- You marry
your best friend.
Yeah.
Okay?
Right.
[SNIFFLES]
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Okay. I'm going to see you
in there.
Okay.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
[EXHALES]
[SIGHS]
Thank you.
Joanna, I need
to tell you something.
I need to tell you
something too.
I'll go first.
I'm pregnant.
What?
Oh, you're going
to have a baby?
Oh, my God!
What?
I know.
How long have you known?
I don't know.
I had a feeling,
and then I--
Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
What were you going to say?
Okay.
How do I even say this?
Um...
I think I could actually
marry Peter.
What?
When did you find--?
Oh.
Tell me about it after.
Hey. Sorry.
Ryan wanted
to squeeze in another drink
before the wedding.
The guy's a maniac.
Ah.
Carl did the whole
sneakers on the groomsmen.
I'm into it.
Yay or nay for your wedding?
Um, I don't know.
Fair enough.
Oh, and how do you feel
about bow ties?
When you visualize
your husband,
do you see him in a bow tie
or an open collar like me?
Um...
Hey, your song is going
to go great.
And you should dry your hands
before you start playing.
Pretty sweaty.
MINISTER:
Then, by the powers
vested in me,
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
GUESTS:
Whoo!
[APPLAUSE]
MINISTER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
I introduce to you
Mr. and Mrs. Dattani.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Okay, so you want
to marry Peter now?
And this is outside
of the pact?
Or this is because of the pact?
I can't keep up.
I know how crazy
it must sound, okay?
But I was talking
to Allison,
and we were talking about how
you know if someone's the one.
And I was listing
everything that mattered.
And I realized that I was
just describing Peter.
Oh.
Sorry. Raging hormones.
That's so sweet.
Oh, whoa.
You can't--
Oh, relax. It's water.
What?
I've known I've been pregnant
since yesterday.
I just haven't told
Ryan yet.
Why not?
Because he was so excited
about tonight.
He sent me an Evite
to go big.
I didn't want to ruin that
for him.
How does telling him he's
going to be a dad ruin anything?
I can't.
You know how he gets.
All emotional
and overwhelmed.
And then he starts
giving speeches.
And there's already enough
of those going on here.
Lisa, you can't keep
making excuses, okay?
You're starting a family.
That's all that matters.
You have to go tell him.
You tell Peter.
What am I supposed
to even say?
"Hi. Hi, Peter.
Um, I want to marry you."
Perfect.
That sounds great.
No, I have to figure out
what this means first.
Do you?
You guys are, like,
two peas in a pod.
You're good.
Okay.
I'll tell Peter
if you tell Ryan.
Is this another one
of your pacts?
Because that's working out
so well for you.
Okay. I can do this.
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Let's go.
Okay.
[RYAN AND PETER
SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Mmm!
Mmm!
Oh, that's disgusting.
[COUGHS]
Hey, do you know what,
though?
I'm kicking it off
with a two-to-one drink ratio.
It's going to be
drink, drink, water.
Wow.
And then...
dance, rest, repeat.
Because I got
to stay hydrated
to be in peak baby-making shape
for tomorrow.
Well, everyone says
that it's like work,
but you get to start having sex
three to four times a day.
Oh...
Actually, that does
sound like work.
You know, man, it's work,
but it's worth it.
You know, I can't wait
to teach my little one
about why the sky is blue,
why birds sing,
why you can't
call women cute.
Yeah, why is that?
Because it makes them
feel childish.
Really?
God. You, though.
You must clean up.
Oh...
What's your plan, man?
Look at you.
Your face,
your amazing skin.
You-- Single at a wedding?
That's like--
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone keeps saying that.
And they should.
They should, man.
I can't believe
you still have your pants on.
[LAUGHS]
That's crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy!
No, I'm not crazy.
Hey, Ryan?
Um, Lisa is looking for you
over by the table.
Oh, okay.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, oh, okay. Keeping that heart
healthy for tomorrow, huh?
No, that's my dance.
Okay.
Poor Lisa.
Hey, how are you feeling?
Uh...I have to tell
you something.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
They-- They switched
our tables.
I am at 8 now,
and you are at 3.
Oh.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah.
Was there something else?
No. Um...
you...you are free,
free to go to Table 3.
[LAUGHS]
Have you had a couple
of drinks?
Do you want me to get you
some water?
Because you got to sing soon.
No, I-- That's a good idea.
I'll get it.
You stay. I go. Okay.
[SIGHS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
Oh, hey. I miss you.
Mwah.
There's a photo booth that is
just begging to be violated.
Right over there.
Thanks, um, but I actually
came here to tell you something.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What is it?
Uh, it is that I'm...
pacing myself.
Uh, no drinks
for another hour.
So I'm going to just
take it easy.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I can--
That's a good strategy.
Oh, God,
look at those kids.
They're so cute.
LISA: Aww.
Actually, sweetie--
God, it's so good
to have one last night
to just be reckless
married people.
When you're empty
that means it's not enough.
Especially, like,
at a wedding.
Excuse me, is this Table 3?
Yeah.
Hi. I'm Peter.
Kate.
Katie.
Caitlin.
Jan.
So how do you know
Carl or Allison?
I don't know either of them,
actually.
I'm just here
supporting a friend.
ALL:
Aww.
That is the sweetest reason
to be at a wedding.
Oh, let's make some room
for him, ladies.
KATE:
Okay, sit right here.
JAN:
Actually, there's more
room on this side,
and that chair's wobbly.
CAITLIN:
Right here in the middle.
KATE:
You were about to go
to the bathroom.
There was a bee over there.
It might be dangerous.
Ladies, ladies,
before I sit down,
let me get everyone
a new round of drinks.
Let me guess.
Four vodka soda limes.
How did you know
that's my favorite drink?
I'm very intuitive.
That's amazing.
Plus, your empty glasses have
lime wedges in them.
Oh, my goodness.
You caught us.
I'll be right back
with your drinks. Yeah.
Oh, my God, did you see
the way he looked at me?
Hi. I don't believe
we've met.
I'm Guy.
Nice to meet you.
Oh. Lovely wedding, huh?
I'm just here chaperoning
my aunt Evelyn.
So, what are you
drinking there?
Is that an appletini?
Is it a kaletini?
I don't know. What is it?
Hey.
Oh, hi. I'm Guy.
And you are?
Married and pregnant.
Oh. You don't even
look fat yet.
That's weird to say.
Interesting.
I'm going to go ahead
and guess
that you haven't talked
to Peter yet,
because he's surrounded
by women.
He is?
Yeah.
He's a single guy
at a wedding.
Well, how did Ryan
take the news?
You didn't tell him.
Joanna, we're almost
ready for you.
You'll be great.
Good luck.
Ooh, wow. It's really hot, huh?
[LAUGHS]
Much better.
Yeah.
Step five.
[SNIFFLING]
Hi.
[GUITAR BEING PLAYED]
Um, sorry, Carl and Allison.
I'd actually like to play a
different song, if that's okay.
Um...
A perfect love song.
[PLUCKING GENTLE NOTES]
♪ I will never find
Another lover ♪
♪ Sweeter than you
Sweeter than you ♪
♪ I will never find
Another lover ♪
♪ More precious than you ♪
♪ Boy, you are close to me
You're like my mother ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my father ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my sister ♪
♪ Me, you're like
My brother ♪
♪ You are the only one
My everything ♪
♪ For you this song I sing ♪
♪ All my life ♪
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Genius idea to get away
from the crowd.
Yeah, I figured it's easier
to have a real conversation
over here.
Remind me to thank that friend
you're here supporting.
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
♪ And I thank God
That I ♪
♪ That I finally
Found you ♪
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
♪ And I pray that you
Feel the same way too ♪
♪ Yes, I pray ♪
♪ That you do
Love me too ♪
[APPLAUSE]
Please find your seats.
Dinner is served.
Wait, cocktail hour's over?
Hey, I'm going to go
check on a friend,
and I'll meet you back
at the table.
[INAUDIBLE]
Joanna. Hey.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
So, what'd you think?
I'm sorry.
Why?
[SIGHS]
I missed it.
Oh.
I took a walk with Kate, and--
Who's Kate?
She's at my table,
and we started talking,
and...damn.
I'm so sorry.
It's-- It's okay
No, no, no, no.
I really wanted to see it,
and my whole job
was to support you.
Don't worry about it.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
You sure?
Yeah. It's fine.
Well, you did it.
Yeah! It's over.
It's over.
I'm sure it was amazing
and, hey,
I say we celebrate.
Let's--
There's some cotton candy.
Let's take a photo booth.
Come on.
I'm just going to check on Lisa.
I'll find you
in a bit, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Damn.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, Lis.
Oh, my God. Jo.
The song was so beautiful.
Thank you.
Was it for Peter?
Yeah.
But, uh, he didn't see it.
He was outside talking
to some great girl he just met.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's not like it would have
changed anything, you know.
Have you told Ryan yet?
No.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Look, I get it.
Like, you want tonight
to be memorable for him.
But wouldn't it be more
memorable if you told him?
Yeah, I'm not waiting because
of the last hurrah thing.
I'm scared.
The minute I tell Ryan,
it becomes real.
We're going to be parents.
Yeah.
It's life-changing.
Lis, you're going to be
the most incredible mom.
Ryan's going to be
the best dad.
You can do this.
Tell him.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay.
Hey, hey, honey.
I want to talk to you.
I'm pregnant.
[LAUGHS]
You are? What?
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, my God.
I love you.
Oh, my God.
She's pregnant.
Oh, my God...
Everything you've done today
has been so perfect.
Okay, picture your wedding.
Do you go with a DJ
or a band?
I don't know.
Both are cool.
Hey, uh,
just give me a second.
Hey, I just wanted
to say congratulations.
Thanks.
It was Peter, right?
Yeah, I'm Joanna's friend.
Her song was amazing.
I could barely
keep it together.
Oh, yeah,
she's incredibly talented.
And "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
is a beautiful song.
Great choice.
Uh, she pulled an audible.
ALLISON:
Yeah, she surprised us.
K-Ci & JoJo's
"All My Life."
It was perfect.
[♪♪♪]
Hey.
♪ And I finally
Found you ♪
It's the perfect love song.
[♪♪♪]
[PLAYING CHORDS]
♪ I think it sucks so much ♪
Why did I agree to do
this stupid talent show?
If I'm this nervous now, imagine
how nervous I'm going to be
when I have to sing
in front of the whole school.
Well, you know
what they say.
Just picture
everyone naked.
Who says that?
Are you picturing me naked?
[LAUGHS]
No.
What were you going to say?
Just forget the crowd.
Close your eyes,
take a deep breath,
and imagine singing
to one person.
Yeah, but then I'm just going
to picture Wes,
then I'm going to be
even more nervous.
Right. Wes.
Well, if he really
cares about you,
it doesn't matter
what happens.
He'll still love it.
Thanks, Peter. You're the best.
[PLAYING]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[HUMMING VARYING PITCHES]
Whoo! Yeah!
JOANNA:
That was my warm-up.
PETER:
I knew that.
I'm just
supporting you.
Oh, my God.
I just realized
I'm going to have to sing
in front of all
of my old co-workers
who know I'm Carl's ex.
Wait, is it too late
to turn around?
No way.
I've been really looking forward
to the mashed potato bar.
You know, they serve them
in mason jars.
Everything's better
in mason jars.
Okay, so you're primarily here
for the mason jar perks.
I mean, I guess I want
to hear you sing too.
Although "Somewhere Over the
Rainbow" wouldn't be my pick.
What would
your pick be?
K-Ci & JoJo,
"All My Life."
[LAUGHS]
That's the perfect love song.
Oh, gosh.
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
JOANNA [LAUGHS]:
Wow.
Peter, thanks.
Thank you
for coming with me.
You're an amazing friend
for doing this.
Yeah. No problem.
You know,
because you're close to me.
You're like my father.
Close to me.
You're like my mother.
[LAUGHS]
♪ Close to me ♪
♪ You're like my sister ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my brother ♪
[♪♪♪]
It's no big deal.
You can have the bed,
and I'll just take
the floor.
Oh. You don't have
to do that, Peter.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
This is Mark.
I'm gonna get this.
Okay.
What's up, man?
I'm locked out of my bedroom.
What?
Chloe. Told her she looked cute,
and apparently she took
that as an insult, so--
CHLOE:
I am not cute.
MARK: Lesson learned.
I'm pretty sure
there's more to that story.
But I'm at the wedding
with Joanna.
Sorry.
Ooh, how's that going?
Pretty good.
Easy drive up. Nice venue.
And the room I'm sharing
with Joanna only has one bed.
Dude, on purpose?
Yeah.
She booked the room.
I may be taking a leap,
but maybe this is her way
of saying
that she wants to hook up.
Maybe or maybe not,
but while Joanna
keeps you guessing, you're
missing out on a sure thing.
You're a single guy
at a wedding, dude.
Single women are motivated
by jealousy and alcohol,
and that's all a wedding is,
and you're gonna be in a suit.
Dude, game over.
That's not the plan
for tonight.
So I'm sure your plan is to just
sit there and try to wonder
what this whole
"one bedroom" situation is.
Well, my five-point plan has
been perfected over the years
on how to get laid
at a wedding.
I don't want to be that guy.
Step number one:
be that guy.
Step number two: drop a sweet
reason why you're there.
Step number three: a little game
I like to play,
called Guess Your Drink.
Step number four: peacock.
Take off your jacket,
roll up your sleeves--
Mark, I'm just here
for Joanna.
I mean, to support her.
Ah, see? That's step two.
You're listening.
Look, if you want
the rest of the plan, man,
just text me, all right?
CHLOE:
You want cute?
Go get a stuffed animal.
Hey, maybe we can get
some massages later--
Oh, you got a cot.
Yeah. I called the front desk,
they brought one up.
Problem solved.
Awesome.
[STRUMMING]
Hey,
I'm going to go check out
the rest of the resort,
and give you some time
to practice on your own.
Okay. Thanks.
[DOOR CLOSES]
PETER:
All right, Mark.
Let's see what you got.
Ninety-eight percent of women
drink a vodka soda lime
at a wedding?
Hey, sorry I took so long.
Wow. You look amazing.
Thanks for the room.
Yeah, no problem.
The hand dryers
down here at the restroom
work better than expected.
Jojo!
Jojo, look at you.
And this guy, hi.
Good to see you.
LISA:
You look so beautiful.
What's up?
Wow, you guys
are ready, huh?
Most florists turn down
a complimentary invite,
but Ryan and I are using this
wedding as our last hurrah.
Tomorrow we start trying.
What? Trying?
Oh, as in, like,
"trying" trying.
Like, baby-making time.
These tubes are ready
to drop it like it's hot.
Ew.
I'm not comfortable
with that either.
Whatever, we're going hard.
Ryan has been pre-gaming
all day.
Honestly, I've been planning
this for, like, a long time.
Like, years.
I got us matching flasks.
LISA: Whoo!
That's...
All right,
here's the game.
If you see the bride's mom's
cleave, you drink once.
If you see the flower girl
crying, you drink twice.
If you see a dog in
a tuxedo, you drink three times.
Wait, what was
the first one again?
I don't know. Who cares?
We're having fun!
It's a party.
[STRING MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, I like those dresses.
PETER:
Hey, how about the music?
I'm digging the strings.
Classy.
What about like a cover band
or something?
Dude, what if they start playing
classical covers of pop songs?
Like K-Ci & JoJo?
Yes.
You're obsessed.
Yeah, because it's the perfect
love song.
[LAUGHS]
Hey.
Are you okay?
I'm feeling a little nauseous.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Do you want to come?
Yeah. How about I get you
some water.
Okay.
Hey. Girls going
to the bathroom together?
Drink. I'll race you there.
[♪♪♪]
Allison.
Hi.
What are you
doing here?
Uh, just working through
pre-show jitters.
Oh, let me-- Let me get
one of your bridesmaids.
Oh, no, no.
Please stay. Stay.
I'm fine.
I can't believe
I'm one of those brides.
It's totally normal, okay?
How are you supposed
to really know
it's the right person forever?
I mean...
You know, I don't know
that I am qualified to answer.
I mean, I-- I love Carl.
I do.
Do you want to just...
Tell me, should I marry...?
Allison, Allison,
you and Carl...
you couldn't be more perfect
for each other, okay?
When I look at you two
it's so obvious
how much love
there is between you.
Okay. Yeah.
You know,
how do you know
that you're supposed
to marry someone?
You marry the person
that always has your back.
You know, that challenges you
and supports you
and makes you the best version
of yourself, you know?
The person you can't imagine
not being in your life.
You-- You marry
your best friend.
Yeah.
Okay?
Right.
[SNIFFLES]
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Okay. I'm going to see you
in there.
Okay.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
[EXHALES]
[SIGHS]
Thank you.
Joanna, I need
to tell you something.
I need to tell you
something too.
I'll go first.
I'm pregnant.
What?
Oh, you're going
to have a baby?
Oh, my God!
What?
I know.
How long have you known?
I don't know.
I had a feeling,
and then I--
Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
What were you going to say?
Okay.
How do I even say this?
Um...
I think I could actually
marry Peter.
What?
When did you find--?
Oh.
Tell me about it after.
Hey. Sorry.
Ryan wanted
to squeeze in another drink
before the wedding.
The guy's a maniac.
Ah.
Carl did the whole
sneakers on the groomsmen.
I'm into it.
Yay or nay for your wedding?
Um, I don't know.
Fair enough.
Oh, and how do you feel
about bow ties?
When you visualize
your husband,
do you see him in a bow tie
or an open collar like me?
Um...
Hey, your song is going
to go great.
And you should dry your hands
before you start playing.
Pretty sweaty.
MINISTER:
Then, by the powers
vested in me,
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
GUESTS:
Whoo!
[APPLAUSE]
MINISTER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
I introduce to you
Mr. and Mrs. Dattani.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Okay, so you want
to marry Peter now?
And this is outside
of the pact?
Or this is because of the pact?
I can't keep up.
I know how crazy
it must sound, okay?
But I was talking
to Allison,
and we were talking about how
you know if someone's the one.
And I was listing
everything that mattered.
And I realized that I was
just describing Peter.
Oh.
Sorry. Raging hormones.
That's so sweet.
Oh, whoa.
You can't--
Oh, relax. It's water.
What?
I've known I've been pregnant
since yesterday.
I just haven't told
Ryan yet.
Why not?
Because he was so excited
about tonight.
He sent me an Evite
to go big.
I didn't want to ruin that
for him.
How does telling him he's
going to be a dad ruin anything?
I can't.
You know how he gets.
All emotional
and overwhelmed.
And then he starts
giving speeches.
And there's already enough
of those going on here.
Lisa, you can't keep
making excuses, okay?
You're starting a family.
That's all that matters.
You have to go tell him.
You tell Peter.
What am I supposed
to even say?
"Hi. Hi, Peter.
Um, I want to marry you."
Perfect.
That sounds great.
No, I have to figure out
what this means first.
Do you?
You guys are, like,
two peas in a pod.
You're good.
Okay.
I'll tell Peter
if you tell Ryan.
Is this another one
of your pacts?
Because that's working out
so well for you.
Okay. I can do this.
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Let's go.
Okay.
[RYAN AND PETER
SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Mmm!
Mmm!
Oh, that's disgusting.
[COUGHS]
Hey, do you know what,
though?
I'm kicking it off
with a two-to-one drink ratio.
It's going to be
drink, drink, water.
Wow.
And then...
dance, rest, repeat.
Because I got
to stay hydrated
to be in peak baby-making shape
for tomorrow.
Well, everyone says
that it's like work,
but you get to start having sex
three to four times a day.
Oh...
Actually, that does
sound like work.
You know, man, it's work,
but it's worth it.
You know, I can't wait
to teach my little one
about why the sky is blue,
why birds sing,
why you can't
call women cute.
Yeah, why is that?
Because it makes them
feel childish.
Really?
God. You, though.
You must clean up.
Oh...
What's your plan, man?
Look at you.
Your face,
your amazing skin.
You-- Single at a wedding?
That's like--
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone keeps saying that.
And they should.
They should, man.
I can't believe
you still have your pants on.
[LAUGHS]
That's crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy!
No, I'm not crazy.
Hey, Ryan?
Um, Lisa is looking for you
over by the table.
Oh, okay.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, oh, okay. Keeping that heart
healthy for tomorrow, huh?
No, that's my dance.
Okay.
Poor Lisa.
Hey, how are you feeling?
Uh...I have to tell
you something.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
They-- They switched
our tables.
I am at 8 now,
and you are at 3.
Oh.
Well, that sucks.
Yeah.
Was there something else?
No. Um...
you...you are free,
free to go to Table 3.
[LAUGHS]
Have you had a couple
of drinks?
Do you want me to get you
some water?
Because you got to sing soon.
No, I-- That's a good idea.
I'll get it.
You stay. I go. Okay.
[SIGHS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
Oh, hey. I miss you.
Mwah.
There's a photo booth that is
just begging to be violated.
Right over there.
Thanks, um, but I actually
came here to tell you something.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What is it?
Uh, it is that I'm...
pacing myself.
Uh, no drinks
for another hour.
So I'm going to just
take it easy.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I can--
That's a good strategy.
Oh, God,
look at those kids.
They're so cute.
LISA: Aww.
Actually, sweetie--
God, it's so good
to have one last night
to just be reckless
married people.
When you're empty
that means it's not enough.
Especially, like,
at a wedding.
Excuse me, is this Table 3?
Yeah.
Hi. I'm Peter.
Kate.
Katie.
Caitlin.
Jan.
So how do you know
Carl or Allison?
I don't know either of them,
actually.
I'm just here
supporting a friend.
ALL:
Aww.
That is the sweetest reason
to be at a wedding.
Oh, let's make some room
for him, ladies.
KATE:
Okay, sit right here.
JAN:
Actually, there's more
room on this side,
and that chair's wobbly.
CAITLIN:
Right here in the middle.
KATE:
You were about to go
to the bathroom.
There was a bee over there.
It might be dangerous.
Ladies, ladies,
before I sit down,
let me get everyone
a new round of drinks.
Let me guess.
Four vodka soda limes.
How did you know
that's my favorite drink?
I'm very intuitive.
That's amazing.
Plus, your empty glasses have
lime wedges in them.
Oh, my goodness.
You caught us.
I'll be right back
with your drinks. Yeah.
Oh, my God, did you see
the way he looked at me?
Hi. I don't believe
we've met.
I'm Guy.
Nice to meet you.
Oh. Lovely wedding, huh?
I'm just here chaperoning
my aunt Evelyn.
So, what are you
drinking there?
Is that an appletini?
Is it a kaletini?
I don't know. What is it?
Hey.
Oh, hi. I'm Guy.
And you are?
Married and pregnant.
Oh. You don't even
look fat yet.
That's weird to say.
Interesting.
I'm going to go ahead
and guess
that you haven't talked
to Peter yet,
because he's surrounded
by women.
He is?
Yeah.
He's a single guy
at a wedding.
Well, how did Ryan
take the news?
You didn't tell him.
Joanna, we're almost
ready for you.
You'll be great.
Good luck.
Ooh, wow. It's really hot, huh?
[LAUGHS]
Much better.
Yeah.
Step five.
[SNIFFLING]
Hi.
[GUITAR BEING PLAYED]
Um, sorry, Carl and Allison.
I'd actually like to play a
different song, if that's okay.
Um...
A perfect love song.
[PLUCKING GENTLE NOTES]
♪ I will never find
Another lover ♪
♪ Sweeter than you
Sweeter than you ♪
♪ I will never find
Another lover ♪
♪ More precious than you ♪
♪ Boy, you are close to me
You're like my mother ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my father ♪
♪ Close to me
You're like my sister ♪
♪ Me, you're like
My brother ♪
♪ You are the only one
My everything ♪
♪ For you this song I sing ♪
♪ All my life ♪
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Genius idea to get away
from the crowd.
Yeah, I figured it's easier
to have a real conversation
over here.
Remind me to thank that friend
you're here supporting.
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
♪ And I thank God
That I ♪
♪ That I finally
Found you ♪
♪ All my life ♪
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
♪ And I pray that you
Feel the same way too ♪
♪ Yes, I pray ♪
♪ That you do
Love me too ♪
[APPLAUSE]
Please find your seats.
Dinner is served.
Wait, cocktail hour's over?
Hey, I'm going to go
check on a friend,
and I'll meet you back
at the table.
[INAUDIBLE]
Joanna. Hey.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
So, what'd you think?
I'm sorry.
Why?
[SIGHS]
I missed it.
Oh.
I took a walk with Kate, and--
Who's Kate?
She's at my table,
and we started talking,
and...damn.
I'm so sorry.
It's-- It's okay
No, no, no, no.
I really wanted to see it,
and my whole job
was to support you.
Don't worry about it.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter.
You sure?
Yeah. It's fine.
Well, you did it.
Yeah! It's over.
It's over.
I'm sure it was amazing
and, hey,
I say we celebrate.
Let's--
There's some cotton candy.
Let's take a photo booth.
Come on.
I'm just going to check on Lisa.
I'll find you
in a bit, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Damn.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, Lis.
Oh, my God. Jo.
The song was so beautiful.
Thank you.
Was it for Peter?
Yeah.
But, uh, he didn't see it.
He was outside talking
to some great girl he just met.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's not like it would have
changed anything, you know.
Have you told Ryan yet?
No.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Look, I get it.
Like, you want tonight
to be memorable for him.
But wouldn't it be more
memorable if you told him?
Yeah, I'm not waiting because
of the last hurrah thing.
I'm scared.
The minute I tell Ryan,
it becomes real.
We're going to be parents.
Yeah.
It's life-changing.
Lis, you're going to be
the most incredible mom.
Ryan's going to be
the best dad.
You can do this.
Tell him.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay.
Hey, hey, honey.
I want to talk to you.
I'm pregnant.
[LAUGHS]
You are? What?
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, my God.
I love you.
Oh, my God.
She's pregnant.
Oh, my God...
Everything you've done today
has been so perfect.
Okay, picture your wedding.
Do you go with a DJ
or a band?
I don't know.
Both are cool.
Hey, uh,
just give me a second.
Hey, I just wanted
to say congratulations.
Thanks.
It was Peter, right?
Yeah, I'm Joanna's friend.
Her song was amazing.
I could barely
keep it together.
Oh, yeah,
she's incredibly talented.
And "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
is a beautiful song.
Great choice.
Uh, she pulled an audible.
ALLISON:
Yeah, she surprised us.
K-Ci & JoJo's
"All My Life."
It was perfect.
[♪♪♪]
Hey.
♪ And I finally
Found you ♪
It's the perfect love song.
[♪♪♪]