Sextortion (2020): Season 1, Episode 2 - Family Values - full transcript
Dominatrix Shona lets slip that she's working for someone who wants change not money.
('80S-STYLE POP MUSIC PLAYS)
DARREN: Everyone has a secret,
and this is mine.
And if you're wondering
how I got here.
Well...
I guess you'd have
to go back to all those years
to when Dad started his own church.
Everything changed.
Just like that.
I couldn't hang out
with my old Sunday School friends.
Cartoons became the devil's work
and Dad was constantly giving Mum
grief about the clothes she wore
and the books she read.
So, I think that's when she started,
just hiding things from us.
I'll never forget the day
I caught Mum doing it.
You see, when no-one else was around,
Mum did Jazzercize.
('80s-STYLE POP MUSIC PLAYS)
And over the years, I twisted
Mum's secret into one of my own,
a secret that Shona
helped bring to life.
Darren!
Stop looking at me.
You filthy little pervert.
OK. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, Mummy.
You are a bad little boy.
I'm a very naughty boy.
Yeah. You're a bad little boy.
You are going to get punished.
Am I?
Mm-hm.
Mommy's going to punish me. Arrgh.
Arrgh.
You're in so much trouble,
you filthy little perv.
I am, Mummy.
You are. You disgust me.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You're going to
burn in hell for your perversion.
You're going to burn
and you're going to like it.
Just like Mum,
Jazzercize had given me an escape.
But the problem with secrets is,
they eventually get found out.
Especially when you don't know
you're being filmed.
I'm doing sexual things.
I'm so perverse, aren't I, Mummy?
I'm sick.
WOMAN: Bad little boy.
(AUDIO CONTINUES)
Isn't Mummy good to you?
Hari, I don't want to do anything
with my mum, like that.
OK? I mean I don't...
I was just... She caught me,
she was Jazzercizing, I don't know.
I'm disgusting. I'm a disgusting
person. I don't know what it is.
It's, ugghhh, I don't get it.
OK. OK. Uh, that makes sense.
Does it?
Yeah. um,
So, who else has seen this, Darren?
Um, well obviously Shona,
the dominatrix.
But she was there
yesterday at the policy launch.
Why was she there?
What does she want?
Well, I don't know,
but she wants something,
and she hasn't released it so,
we've got something to work with.
Hey, look, don't worry about it,
we can work with this.
We can?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll spin it or, or just get rid of
it or... Yeah. Don't worry.
You have been worried,
you silly goose.
Oh, Hari, thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
I am such a goose.
Thank god for Hari.
And you know what?
His obsession with House of Cards,
actually came in real handy.
Where is she? Do you know?
Nah. Are you sure you texted her?
Yeah, yeah. She said here.
Tardy on top of everything else.
Yeah.
Is this her?
I think so.
I've only really seen her in, like,
the gloom of her house.
What's she wearing?
Oh, that's just what she...
that's her PVC.
PVC. Apparently it's really good for,
just clean, um, you can wipe it.
Easy to wipe off.
Easy to wipe off.
You don't need to wash it.
That's definitely her.
Oh, right. Game face.
OK.
Is this good?
Mmm. Maybe just your normal face?
Yup, yup, like, 20% less?
Perfect.
Let's go.
OK.
Hi, Shona.
'Sup, dicks?
Anyway this is Hari, he's my...
Your fixer.
Fixer.
And he's my best friend
and my campaign manager.
That's weird,
he's never mentioned ya.
Anyway, Shona,
let's get down to business.
Yeah, OK. So, here you go.
Just if you, just,
there we go, have a look.
Look in the...
I'm not voting for you, Darren.
It's not, look inside it.
We think you'll like what you see.
Yeah.
Be careful, though,
it might fall out. Might fall out.
Ooh....
So that's to make you...
This is really cute, Darren,
really, really, really cute.
But, like, the thing is,
somebody else is paying me
a lot more money than this.
Nah, count it.
It's like 300 bucks there.
Yeah.
Darren, get rid of your dad,
fire him.
Distance yourself from him.
Why?
Um, because, he is anti-gay,
anti-prostitution, anti-woman.
He's a piece of shit.
I can't get rid of him,
he's the treasurer for the party,
he's in charge
of all the money for it.
Your father has made a hell of a lot
of enemies over the years
and my client is one of them.
Who, is it?
Who's your client?
I'm not telling.
Well, go on.
First letter of the first name.
What does it rhyme with?
What does the letter rhyme with
or what does the name rhyme with?
The whole name.
The whole name.
Either.
Either.
Oh, OK.
The first name rhymes with...
..suck a fat dick.
Sounds like a foreigner.
Hang on. Good one.
Darren, this is the deal -
get rid of your dad,
or that video is going live,
it's going public and there's
nothing you can do about it.
And take that back in case you want
to give it to somebody else
because it's good
for the environment to reuse it.
Hey. Our 300 bucks.
Ooh, it's our 300 bucks, is it?
Hang on. Wait...
Why is it in my boobs if it's yours?
That's our 300 bucks.
That's our 300 bucks.
And like that, Shona and our
Christmas party funds were gone.
All blackmail aside, the election
was less than a month away
and I had a campaign to run.
I introduce my son, Darren Bellows.
And although the policy launch
was less than ideal...
Yeah. We're
the anti-masturbation party.
..at least we got some attention,
which meant Dad
was getting heaps of new followers.
The wages of sin,
you know who he pays?
The homosexuals,
he pays the drunks...
Belinda!
Could you stop moving
when I'm in the power of the lord?
And with Belinda
as his director extraordinaire...
Quiet on set please. Can you?
There's nobody here, Belinda,
just me and you.
..it was no surprise
his telemarketing show
was going great guns.
Ready.
Action.
And it even looked like
Dad might be starting to like me.
Now you may have seen recently
that my son Darren, god bless him,
he made an announcement
at the CUP Party launch
about the ban on self pleasuring.
Another good show.
Yes, absolutely.
It was fantastic, Dad.
It was absolutely fantastic.
Thank you. Thank you.
Um...
All gobbly gobbly?
Thank you.
Very flaky.
I haven't finished, Belinda.
Even though the policy launch
was a complete utter debacle,
and your speech was far from decent,
that whole policy around
the resistance of self pleasuring,
that fulfils all the prerequisites
of our war on depravity.
Yeah. Yeah.
Making Jesus great again.
I was just watching it,
I was just thinking,
God, it must take it out of you,
right?
It demands a lot, doesn't it?
It can be tiring when the lord
moves through you like that.
Yeah.
You know, I just think...
I was just having this thought,
I don't know.
Hari's kicking around doing nothing,
I was just um...
I was thinking maybe
we should get him
to step up as CUP Party treasurer
and take that responsibility
away from you, Dad
so that you can really focus
on your show and then...
Do you think
I don't know what you're doing?
Hari, as treasurer.
I don't think so.
I started this party,
I make the decisions, not you...
..boy.
You're just a puppet.
OK.
Just remember that
and know your place.
It wasn't...
It was just, just a thought.
(LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
Shona. Shona.
Shona, hi.
Sorry. I just...
Listen, um, I will talk to my dad,
I promise.
I'll definitely talk to him.
I just need a little bit more time.
I just need,
like, a few more days. OK?
I was thinking, so maybe if you could
call your, um, client person now
and just explain that I'm just going
to be a few days later.
Darren. Darren.
Yeah.
(PHONE CHIMES)
What?
I've just sent your sex tape
to the media.
What?
Well, I mean it's hardly extortion
if I don't follow through
on my threats.
No. I need...
Give the ph... Give me the phone.
No, Wait. No, Shona.
Wait. No, Shona.
Shona. Shona.
Shona.
Sho... Oh, god.
(GROANS)
Look it's OK. It's OK, Darren. OK?
Look, no-one knows it's you.
We can fix this.
We can still fix this.
What are we going to do?
OK. This is what we're going to do.
Step one, control Shona.
OK.
Step two, control the narrative.
OK.
What does that mean?
I don't really know yet,
sounds cool, though, eh?
OK. Let's control the narrative.
Yeah. Yeah. Good man. Come on.
Thank you, Hari.
In the end,
we couldn't control anything.
What we could do was wait.
Hit refresh.
Yeah. Still nothing.
What about that one? No?
No.
Refresh.
Why's it taking so long?
I don't know.
There's still nothing though.
Oh, crap.
BELINDA: Still at it.
It's late, Hari.
Beddy byes. OK.
OK.
Yeah, goodnight darling.
Thanks.
OK. Bye, Hari.
OK.
Do you think she didn't send it?
Yeah. Maybe she's bluffing.
Or maybe, um, I don't know,
it's just not newsworthy.
Oh, let's hope so.
Ooh, look at this.
The hunt is still on to locate
Kimbara the therapy goat.
Kidnap.
Yup. Literally I guess.
She's been gone for ages now.
Yep.
They're probably looking for a body
at this stage, sorry to say it.
(PHONE CHIMES AND VIBRATES)
Oh, no.
Look.
It's a link.
Click on it.
Kia-ora. The following footage was
sent to me by an anonymous source.
And I have good reason to believe
that it features
a New Zealand politician
in what can only be described
as a compromising position.
Please be advised
that R18 content follows
She's gonna play it.
and most importantly,
the emojis came with the video.
Carol Kopa, Glenderson Dispatch.
Punish me Mummy. Oh, punish me Mummy.
Again. Punish me.
They've covered your face.
They've covered my face. What...?
Why did they do that?
Well, I don't know,
but that's great.
You won't be able to tell that's me
unless you knew
what my naked body looks like.
That's right,
that's just a white dude.
That's, like,
90% of all politicians.
Could be anyone?
(AUDIO CONTINUES)
Why did they do that?
I don't know.
But it's good for us.
Oh, god, thank you, Christ.
Yeah, we dodged a bullet there.
(PHONE RINGS AND VIBRATES)
It's her.
Yeah. Answer it.
Um, hello. Darren Bellows speaking.
I just wanted to call you
and congratulate you, Darren.
You finally made the news.
How exciting for you.
What do you want?
Look, Darren, I'm not here to
beat around your bush alright?
I'm not here to fuck spiders,
Darren.
No, not at all.
Can you hear me
fucking a spider right now, Darren?
No.
Now listen to me, Darren.
You've got 48 hours.
Get rid of the Reverend or
you're in for a very nasty surprise.
Do you understand?
Understood.
Do you understand?
Understood, Ma'am.
Mmm. Good boy.
What'd she say?
I've got 48 hours
to get rid of Dad or else.
OK. So, today's just
a typical day of me campaigning.
So what you do,
is you get this and you get a stake.
See? Oh.
Then what you do
is you take the billboard
and you just stick
it into the ground.
Oh. Here we go, see?
It's not... This soil is very hard.
Probably should've got a shovel
of some description or something.
Captions by Red Bee Media
(c) SBS Australia 2021
DARREN: Everyone has a secret,
and this is mine.
And if you're wondering
how I got here.
Well...
I guess you'd have
to go back to all those years
to when Dad started his own church.
Everything changed.
Just like that.
I couldn't hang out
with my old Sunday School friends.
Cartoons became the devil's work
and Dad was constantly giving Mum
grief about the clothes she wore
and the books she read.
So, I think that's when she started,
just hiding things from us.
I'll never forget the day
I caught Mum doing it.
You see, when no-one else was around,
Mum did Jazzercize.
('80s-STYLE POP MUSIC PLAYS)
And over the years, I twisted
Mum's secret into one of my own,
a secret that Shona
helped bring to life.
Darren!
Stop looking at me.
You filthy little pervert.
OK. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, Mummy.
You are a bad little boy.
I'm a very naughty boy.
Yeah. You're a bad little boy.
You are going to get punished.
Am I?
Mm-hm.
Mommy's going to punish me. Arrgh.
Arrgh.
You're in so much trouble,
you filthy little perv.
I am, Mummy.
You are. You disgust me.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You're going to
burn in hell for your perversion.
You're going to burn
and you're going to like it.
Just like Mum,
Jazzercize had given me an escape.
But the problem with secrets is,
they eventually get found out.
Especially when you don't know
you're being filmed.
I'm doing sexual things.
I'm so perverse, aren't I, Mummy?
I'm sick.
WOMAN: Bad little boy.
(AUDIO CONTINUES)
Isn't Mummy good to you?
Hari, I don't want to do anything
with my mum, like that.
OK? I mean I don't...
I was just... She caught me,
she was Jazzercizing, I don't know.
I'm disgusting. I'm a disgusting
person. I don't know what it is.
It's, ugghhh, I don't get it.
OK. OK. Uh, that makes sense.
Does it?
Yeah. um,
So, who else has seen this, Darren?
Um, well obviously Shona,
the dominatrix.
But she was there
yesterday at the policy launch.
Why was she there?
What does she want?
Well, I don't know,
but she wants something,
and she hasn't released it so,
we've got something to work with.
Hey, look, don't worry about it,
we can work with this.
We can?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll spin it or, or just get rid of
it or... Yeah. Don't worry.
You have been worried,
you silly goose.
Oh, Hari, thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
I am such a goose.
Thank god for Hari.
And you know what?
His obsession with House of Cards,
actually came in real handy.
Where is she? Do you know?
Nah. Are you sure you texted her?
Yeah, yeah. She said here.
Tardy on top of everything else.
Yeah.
Is this her?
I think so.
I've only really seen her in, like,
the gloom of her house.
What's she wearing?
Oh, that's just what she...
that's her PVC.
PVC. Apparently it's really good for,
just clean, um, you can wipe it.
Easy to wipe off.
Easy to wipe off.
You don't need to wash it.
That's definitely her.
Oh, right. Game face.
OK.
Is this good?
Mmm. Maybe just your normal face?
Yup, yup, like, 20% less?
Perfect.
Let's go.
OK.
Hi, Shona.
'Sup, dicks?
Anyway this is Hari, he's my...
Your fixer.
Fixer.
And he's my best friend
and my campaign manager.
That's weird,
he's never mentioned ya.
Anyway, Shona,
let's get down to business.
Yeah, OK. So, here you go.
Just if you, just,
there we go, have a look.
Look in the...
I'm not voting for you, Darren.
It's not, look inside it.
We think you'll like what you see.
Yeah.
Be careful, though,
it might fall out. Might fall out.
Ooh....
So that's to make you...
This is really cute, Darren,
really, really, really cute.
But, like, the thing is,
somebody else is paying me
a lot more money than this.
Nah, count it.
It's like 300 bucks there.
Yeah.
Darren, get rid of your dad,
fire him.
Distance yourself from him.
Why?
Um, because, he is anti-gay,
anti-prostitution, anti-woman.
He's a piece of shit.
I can't get rid of him,
he's the treasurer for the party,
he's in charge
of all the money for it.
Your father has made a hell of a lot
of enemies over the years
and my client is one of them.
Who, is it?
Who's your client?
I'm not telling.
Well, go on.
First letter of the first name.
What does it rhyme with?
What does the letter rhyme with
or what does the name rhyme with?
The whole name.
The whole name.
Either.
Either.
Oh, OK.
The first name rhymes with...
..suck a fat dick.
Sounds like a foreigner.
Hang on. Good one.
Darren, this is the deal -
get rid of your dad,
or that video is going live,
it's going public and there's
nothing you can do about it.
And take that back in case you want
to give it to somebody else
because it's good
for the environment to reuse it.
Hey. Our 300 bucks.
Ooh, it's our 300 bucks, is it?
Hang on. Wait...
Why is it in my boobs if it's yours?
That's our 300 bucks.
That's our 300 bucks.
And like that, Shona and our
Christmas party funds were gone.
All blackmail aside, the election
was less than a month away
and I had a campaign to run.
I introduce my son, Darren Bellows.
And although the policy launch
was less than ideal...
Yeah. We're
the anti-masturbation party.
..at least we got some attention,
which meant Dad
was getting heaps of new followers.
The wages of sin,
you know who he pays?
The homosexuals,
he pays the drunks...
Belinda!
Could you stop moving
when I'm in the power of the lord?
And with Belinda
as his director extraordinaire...
Quiet on set please. Can you?
There's nobody here, Belinda,
just me and you.
..it was no surprise
his telemarketing show
was going great guns.
Ready.
Action.
And it even looked like
Dad might be starting to like me.
Now you may have seen recently
that my son Darren, god bless him,
he made an announcement
at the CUP Party launch
about the ban on self pleasuring.
Another good show.
Yes, absolutely.
It was fantastic, Dad.
It was absolutely fantastic.
Thank you. Thank you.
Um...
All gobbly gobbly?
Thank you.
Very flaky.
I haven't finished, Belinda.
Even though the policy launch
was a complete utter debacle,
and your speech was far from decent,
that whole policy around
the resistance of self pleasuring,
that fulfils all the prerequisites
of our war on depravity.
Yeah. Yeah.
Making Jesus great again.
I was just watching it,
I was just thinking,
God, it must take it out of you,
right?
It demands a lot, doesn't it?
It can be tiring when the lord
moves through you like that.
Yeah.
You know, I just think...
I was just having this thought,
I don't know.
Hari's kicking around doing nothing,
I was just um...
I was thinking maybe
we should get him
to step up as CUP Party treasurer
and take that responsibility
away from you, Dad
so that you can really focus
on your show and then...
Do you think
I don't know what you're doing?
Hari, as treasurer.
I don't think so.
I started this party,
I make the decisions, not you...
..boy.
You're just a puppet.
OK.
Just remember that
and know your place.
It wasn't...
It was just, just a thought.
(LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
Shona. Shona.
Shona, hi.
Sorry. I just...
Listen, um, I will talk to my dad,
I promise.
I'll definitely talk to him.
I just need a little bit more time.
I just need,
like, a few more days. OK?
I was thinking, so maybe if you could
call your, um, client person now
and just explain that I'm just going
to be a few days later.
Darren. Darren.
Yeah.
(PHONE CHIMES)
What?
I've just sent your sex tape
to the media.
What?
Well, I mean it's hardly extortion
if I don't follow through
on my threats.
No. I need...
Give the ph... Give me the phone.
No, Wait. No, Shona.
Wait. No, Shona.
Shona. Shona.
Shona.
Sho... Oh, god.
(GROANS)
Look it's OK. It's OK, Darren. OK?
Look, no-one knows it's you.
We can fix this.
We can still fix this.
What are we going to do?
OK. This is what we're going to do.
Step one, control Shona.
OK.
Step two, control the narrative.
OK.
What does that mean?
I don't really know yet,
sounds cool, though, eh?
OK. Let's control the narrative.
Yeah. Yeah. Good man. Come on.
Thank you, Hari.
In the end,
we couldn't control anything.
What we could do was wait.
Hit refresh.
Yeah. Still nothing.
What about that one? No?
No.
Refresh.
Why's it taking so long?
I don't know.
There's still nothing though.
Oh, crap.
BELINDA: Still at it.
It's late, Hari.
Beddy byes. OK.
OK.
Yeah, goodnight darling.
Thanks.
OK. Bye, Hari.
OK.
Do you think she didn't send it?
Yeah. Maybe she's bluffing.
Or maybe, um, I don't know,
it's just not newsworthy.
Oh, let's hope so.
Ooh, look at this.
The hunt is still on to locate
Kimbara the therapy goat.
Kidnap.
Yup. Literally I guess.
She's been gone for ages now.
Yep.
They're probably looking for a body
at this stage, sorry to say it.
(PHONE CHIMES AND VIBRATES)
Oh, no.
Look.
It's a link.
Click on it.
Kia-ora. The following footage was
sent to me by an anonymous source.
And I have good reason to believe
that it features
a New Zealand politician
in what can only be described
as a compromising position.
Please be advised
that R18 content follows
She's gonna play it.
and most importantly,
the emojis came with the video.
Carol Kopa, Glenderson Dispatch.
Punish me Mummy. Oh, punish me Mummy.
Again. Punish me.
They've covered your face.
They've covered my face. What...?
Why did they do that?
Well, I don't know,
but that's great.
You won't be able to tell that's me
unless you knew
what my naked body looks like.
That's right,
that's just a white dude.
That's, like,
90% of all politicians.
Could be anyone?
(AUDIO CONTINUES)
Why did they do that?
I don't know.
But it's good for us.
Oh, god, thank you, Christ.
Yeah, we dodged a bullet there.
(PHONE RINGS AND VIBRATES)
It's her.
Yeah. Answer it.
Um, hello. Darren Bellows speaking.
I just wanted to call you
and congratulate you, Darren.
You finally made the news.
How exciting for you.
What do you want?
Look, Darren, I'm not here to
beat around your bush alright?
I'm not here to fuck spiders,
Darren.
No, not at all.
Can you hear me
fucking a spider right now, Darren?
No.
Now listen to me, Darren.
You've got 48 hours.
Get rid of the Reverend or
you're in for a very nasty surprise.
Do you understand?
Understood.
Do you understand?
Understood, Ma'am.
Mmm. Good boy.
What'd she say?
I've got 48 hours
to get rid of Dad or else.
OK. So, today's just
a typical day of me campaigning.
So what you do,
is you get this and you get a stake.
See? Oh.
Then what you do
is you take the billboard
and you just stick
it into the ground.
Oh. Here we go, see?
It's not... This soil is very hard.
Probably should've got a shovel
of some description or something.
Captions by Red Bee Media
(c) SBS Australia 2021