Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch (2013–2014): Season 1, Episode 7 - Hic Hic Boom - full transcript

Students, tomorrow we
will commence studying
advanced potions,

and the first potion
will require you
to obtain

a very special
ingredient,

a dragon's tooth.

Whoa!
Sweet!

A dragon's tooth?

You mean
from a dragon's mouth,

a real live, nasty,
big, old fire-breathing
dragon's nasty mouth?

That's usually where you
find their teeth, yes.

Well, that's not a place
I really want to go near.

Humph, we do
not have to.



I shall obtain the item
with ease

with my newly perfected
acquisition spell.

No acquisition spells!

That would be cheating.
For this assignment,

you are to use
only your cunning
and perseverance.

Except that the dragon
is going to be using
its fire and its more fire,

so I don't see how this
is gonna be a fair fight.

Oh, I'm sure you'll
do fine, Sabrina.

You're one of my most
promising students,

so I suspect you'll
figure out how to deal
with a dragon.

Huh?

Today you'll be
working in pairs.

Sabrina, you'll be
with Veralupa.

Let's hear it
for team Verabrina!



Yeah!

Zonda, it'll be
you and Londa.

We can be Lonzondada!

And, Shinji, you'll
partner with Ambrose.

Ah! Let's hear it
for Team Amji!

Humph.

Team Shinbrose?

Sorry.

All right, then.

Good fortune
to all of you.

Positions. Prepare.

Commence!

Huh?
Huh?

I think he means,

"On your mark.
Get set. Go."

[ overlapping chatter ]

♪ Here's the situation ♪

♪ I'm a combination ♪

♪ Magic can't define ♪

♪ Define ♪

♪ No need for explanations ♪

♪ Endless demonstrations ♪

♪ It's magic,
and it's mine ♪

♪ It's mine ♪

♪ I can never shout ♪

♪ What it's all about ♪

♪ But you ♪

♪ But you ♪

♪ Oh, you know? ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I've got
the witch's secret ♪

♪ Changing the world
to keep it ♪

♪ Where am I now? ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I've got
the power to do it ♪

♪ I've got the wand,
I'll use it ♪

♪ I'll show you how ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ And I've cast my spell ♪

♪ On you again ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[ panting ]

[ sniffing ]

We're getting closer
to the dragon's lair.

I can smell it.

Too bad. This is fun.

We're there.

What? Where?

[ growl ]
[ gasps ]

There.

[ shriek ]

[ screams ]

What you
looking at?

Looks like Lonzondada

found themselves
a dragon's tooth.

Hey, we found it first.

But we found it
second and third.

Why don't we
pair up our two pairs,

get the tooth together

and tell Professor Geist
we did it as a team?

Okay.

Okay.

What are we
waiting for?

Let's get the tooth
while they're just
standing around.

Or we can sit back,

let them do all the hard work
of getting the tooth

and then snatch it
away from them.

That's pretty sneaky

and not
completely fair.

I'll take that
as a compliment.

Hey, look!

[ squeaking ]

[ babbles ]

Aww.
Aww.

And look.
Some of its baby teeth
are loose.

[ coos ]

There's enough
for all of us.

SABRINA:
We could grab a few
after they fall out.

Sounds good
to me.

Let's go.

Enchantra has ordered me
to mess up Sabrina's life.

I haven't even
seen Sabrina today.

How am I supposed
to mess up a person's life

if that person isn't
even around to have
their life messed up?

[ panting ]

Maybe by messing
with someone that person
likes instead!

Oh, I know
what you're thinking.

"Salem,
you are a genius."

[ meows ]

Couldn't have said it
better myself.

Hey, there,
little dragon fella.

[ yipping ]

Aww.
Aww.

Sweet.

Hmm.

Hey, how 'bout we
let him gnaw on this?

Yeah.
Those loose teeth will
just fall right out.

Come on, boy.
Let's play.

[ yips ]

[ all laugh ]

Come here.
Come here.

LONDA:
Adorable.

[ growl ]

Uh-oh. It sounds like...

[ roars ]

mommy's home.

Wait! What? This?

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Okay.

This was for chasing,
not for hitting.

[ roaring ]

Am I running away?

I really want
to be running away,

but I can't tell
if my legs are moving.

There we go.

[ yelling ]

In there!

You play with dragons,
you're gonna get burned.

So run?

Nah, we did that already.

[ whistles ]

[ dragon roaring ]

Where to?

Back to school.

But we didn't get
a dragon's tooth!

We'll fail
the assignment!

Yeah. But if
the alternative

is being barbecued
by an angry mother dragon,

I'll take the "F"
and try to make up
the grade later.

[ dragon roars ]

None of you
managed

to get
a dragon's
tooth?

Well, we found
a lot of teeth,

but they were
kind of attached
to a baby dragon.

And then his mother
was kind of attached
to her kid.

Well, I'm sorry to say
we won't be able

to do the advanced
potion I was going
to teach you.

Actually, we can.

Shinji? You got
a dragon's tooth?

I did better
than that.

I got
a whole dragon!

[ panting ]
[ cooing ]

What the hex?

You dragonnapped
a baby dragon?

That's low, okay,

even for you,
Shinji.

What's the big deal?

The big deal is that
you don't take kids

away from their parents
or parents away
from their kids.

Sabrina is right.

A school like ours is
no place for a dragon,

and not just because they
tend to be horrible at math.

Well, I think you're
all just jealous

because I have
my very own
baby dragon

and you do not!

Wait.
You're keeping it?

Of course I am.

Having my own pet dragon

will make me
the most impressive
warlock ever.

Plus, I'll win
this year's Westminster
Dragon Show for sure.

[ grunts ]

[ laughter ]

Come here.
Come here.

Get away from her!
You're mine!

[ grunts ]

[ whimpers ]

[ hiccups ]

Look out!
[ gasps ]

Sorry.

Quite all right.

A face full of snow
is far better than
a face full of fire.

You need to be gentle
with baby dragons, Shinji.

If you scare them,
they can get the hiccups,

and sometimes after that...

they run away!

Huh?

Where did it go?

[ overlapping chatter ]

I don't see it.

Me neither.

I am going to find
my dragon!

Then I'm going
to keep my dragon,

and there's nothing
you can do about it,

because it's my dragon!

Come on, Ambrose!
[ scoffs ]

It's not your dragon!

Sabrina, wait.

There's
something you
need to see.

We figured
if we got it

out of Shinji's
sight...

Shinji would get
out of our sight.

Nice.

[ yipping ]

Okay, well,
let's get little Draggy

back to its mother
before he burns
this whole place down!

All right, let's go
find your mommy.

[ cooing ]

Whoa!

[ yipping ]

Come on, Draggy.
This way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait! Wait! No!

[ laughter ]

So I guess
you skipped the class

on leash training, huh?

[ whistles ]

Okay. Please
keep your arms
and dragon wings

inside
the ride vehicle
at all times.

[ coos ]

What are you
looking at?

No, no, nothing
to see over there.

[ coos ]
Wait!

No! Draggy, come back!

Got you.

Whaah!

[ scooter buzzing ]

[ screams ]

Don't tell me.

It followed you home,
and you want to keep it?

[ chuckles ]

[ coos ]

[ roars ]

[ roars ]

Okay, let's make this
the longest jump ever!

Time for
my daily dose
of destruction.

Whoa! Salem?

Salem?

What are you doing here?

[ meows ]

You can watch, but you have
to do it from over here.

As long as I'm close enough
to mess up your life,

I can at least
tell Enchantra
I did something today.

Watch out for that hole!

[ screams, grunts ]

[ spits ]

I don't remember
seeing this hole
before I jumped.

Me-ow!

[ fizzes ]

[ mutters ]

[ shudders ]

SHINJI: Mother,

have you seen
my new pet?

Oh, you have a new pet?
What is it?

Where did you get it?

I obtained it during
a school project.

It's a baby--

[ roaring ]

What in Witch World
was that?

[ gasps ]

[ roaring ]

Shinji, were you about
to say, "Baby dragon?"

Uh-huh.

SABRINA:
Here you go, Draggy.

[ coos ]

Fill up, but then
I'm taking you right
back to your mommy.

Eh, let me get you
some milk, too.

And that was
a job well done.

Little sand,
a little magic,
and presto.

Enchantra's off my back
for one more day.

[ gobbling ]

Ehh?

[ meows ]

[ screams ]

What? Salem,
no, you scared it!

Oh, it's okay, Draggy.

It's okay.

[ hiccups ]

It's--It's...
[ hiccups ]

[ hiccups ]

not okay.

What happened?

What's going on?

[ gasps ]

Look out!

Sabrina, I think it's time

for you to get that dragon
back to Witch World.

Yeah, I will, right away.

[ gasps ]
Where'd he go?

Think he went thataway.

Okay, okay,
let's not panic

just because there's
a fire-breathing dragon
loose in Greendale.

You know what?

I think we should
go ahead and panic.

We're with you.

[ all scream ]

[ roaring ]

Shinji, where is
the baby dragon?

I do not know.

I cannot find it.

Well, until we do,

his mother is
going to get angrier
and angrier!

Should we tell her?

I'm not gonna tell her.

But somebody probably
should tell her.

Tell me what?

The baby dragon
escaped into
the Human World.

What?!
Yeah,

but I'm sure
Sabrina's bringing it back.

Well, she had better
do it quickly.

The shield can only
take so much more angry
mother dragon fire

before we're all
burnt to a crisp!

SABRINA: Here,
Draggy, Draggy, Draggy!

Okay, if I was
a baby dragon in Greendale,
where would I go?

[ gasps ]

I go over there.

Did you find it yet?

No, but I'm
getting warmer.

[ gasps ]

And now
even warmer than that.

[ creaks ]

It looks like
the baby dragon is
heading for the woods.

Ugh! This day would
have gone a lot better

if I had just taken one
of those dragon teeth
and gone.

I'm going after it.

Okay,
but be careful.

And if you catch it,
try not to let
anyone see it.

Keep everything
on the down-low. I got it.

I don't care
where you keep it.

Just bring it back!

[ Jim grunting ]

No cats to get
in my way.

No holes to fall in.

This place
is so much safer
than school.

[ whimpers ]

There you are, Draggy.

Hold still.

[ cooing ]

I'm gonna need to come up
with something bigger

than a baby dragon box
to put that thing in.

Ah, I guess that'll do.

[ coos ]

[ hiccups ]

Oh, no.
[ hiccups ]

Oh, no!

[ hiccups ]

What the--

Whoa!

Sabrina?

Uh, what happened
to that tree?

Um, it must
have been lightning.

There isn't a cloud
in the sky.

Yeah. So that's
when you least expect it.

What are you
doing here, anyway?

Just, uh,
looking for recyclables.

Hey, look! A cardboard box!

[ cooing, scratching ]

Uh, I think there's
something in there.

Well, if there is,
I hope it's recyclable, too.

Where are you
going now?

Can't hear you! Helmet!

[ hiccups ]

What was that?

[ hiccups ]

There it is again.

Look out!

Whoa!
What was that?

It must have been
something from my engine.

I really need to get
this thing fixed!

Hmm.

Did you find it?

Um, yeah, but it's
still got the...

hiccups.

[ screams ]

I'll be there in a sec!
Open the front door!

Made it!

[ hiccuping ]
[ sighs ]

Not again!

Okay,
those are done.

Okay. First thing we do
is get rid of your hiccups.

Then I'm gonna take you
back to your mom.

Well, whenever I want
to get rid of my hiccups,

I drink a cup of water
from the other side
of the cup.

Might as well
give that a try.

Now just drink this,
and everything'll be fine.

[ hiccups ]

Uh-oh.
[ hiccups ]

SABRINA:
Take cover!

[ all yell ]

Hmm.

I think
he's still got 'em.

Maybe we should
have him breathe
into a paper bag.

Sounds like as good
of a plan as any.

Mm. Hmm?

[ hiccuping ]

Hey, I think
that might have...

[ hiccups ]

not worked at all.

I've got it!

We'll scare him.

That'll get rid
of his hiccups
for sure!

Except that scaring him
is what gave him

the hiccups
in the first place,

so what we actually
need to do is completely
calm him down.

♪ Rest, little Draggy,
don't be scared ♪

♪ Think of your home
back in your lair ♪

♪ Breathe deep in,
don't breathe fire out ♪

♪ That's what resting's
all about ♪

I think...

[ coos ]

Yeah, it worked!

[ sighs ] Yep, that is
one hiccup-free baby dragon.

Then he and I have
somewhere to be.

[ roaring ]

Where is Sabrina
with that baby?

The dragon's fire
will break our shield
at any moment.

There she is!

It's about time!

Look, Draggy.
It's your mommy.

[ coos ]

Whoa!

Careful. Ahh!

Look out!
[ yelps ]

Whaah!

Sabrina!

Whaah! Uhh!

Wow, nice catch.

[ shrieks ]

Hey, there,
nice mother dragon.

I--I brought you
your kid back,

so no need
to get upset.

[ cooing ]

[ sighs ]

[ babbling ]

Thanks, Draggy!

That should have been
my dragon's tooth.

It was my dragon,

and Sabrina stole it!

So that was
your baby dragon?

Yes, it was.

I was the one
that brought it

back to Witch School
in the first place.

Shinji, I have warned you
against such things.

Do you not understand
how furious mothers can become

if they are not treated
with the respect they deserve?

Yeah.
That dragon was scary.

[ laughs ]

I was talking about me!

Mother, why have
you brought me out here

so far away from home?

Oh, after your display
of insolence,

I felt that you
needed a lesson

regarding the sanctity
of the relationship

between a mother
and her child.

Oh, so this is
a family outing,

time alone
for mother and son?

Mm-hmm,
in a manner of speaking.

[ gasps ] Ahh!

[ roars ]

Enjoy your lesson.

Mother? Mother?

[ roaring ]

Mommy?

♪ I've got
the power to do it ♪

♪ I'll show you how ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I've got
the witch's secret ♪

♪ Changing the world
to keep it ♪

♪ Where am I now? ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I've got
the power to do it ♪

♪ I've got the wand,
I'll use it ♪

♪ I'll show you how ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ And I've cast my spell ♪

♪ On you again ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪