Sabri Maranan (2011–…): Season 4, Episode 2 - Coming back part 2 - full transcript

Girls, be careful.

You forgot your Hebrew,
"be careful."

Merav is engaged?
-Yes.

Dad?
-Congratulations!

Merav's getting married?
-Yes.

So Aaron and Merav lived at our place

with Itamar?

No, Itamar's living with someone else.

Her name is Liora Gabriel,
she manages purchasing groups.

I read about her
in the high society financial gossip column.

Bye, Riki,
it was fun being here.



It was fun having you.

Awesome.

Hey, Sapir.

When will you be at your mom's?

Listen, it's a holy mess over here.

I have to sit for two minutes
or I'll die.

So sit, relax.

Did you put drinks in the fridge?
The drinks have to be in the fridge.

I put drinks in the fridge.

Why do I have to ask twenty times?

I don't know,
could you please calm down?

Sit, relax, watch TV.

What did I need it for, Pinhas?

Why did I invite everyone over here?



It's the last time,

it's not for me,

I can't do it anymore.

But I'll take it like a champ.
-Good.

And we said
everyone brings a dish, right?

It will be served buffet style.

So what did you have to do?

Set the table?
I did that this morning like you asked me to.

Pinhas, you don't understand.

Is it too late to cancel?

Yes.

Anybody home?

Hello, Silvan.
-Hello there.

Hello, come on in.

Merav and...

Good Sabbath, Pinhas.
Riki,

this is my fiancé and eternal love, Aaron.

Too much information,
but good Sabbath, Aaron.

Good Sabbath.

Where should I put the pot?

So you're Moshe's brother
from Orna and Moshe Katz.

Yes.

So after the wedding
you'll be Aaron and Merav Katz,

Not so hot.

Merav and Aaron Katz Hasson.

That has a nice ring to it.

After me to the kitchen.

How are you, Pinhas?
-Great.

What?
-Great, great.

The kids are coming home,

to the homeland.

A day of celebration it is.

I always knew he'd be back.

"He'll be back

"The little rascal, la la la, whatever

"He'll be back"

If my memory serves me right,

you sang a lot when they left too.
-Right.

But now the songs are much merrier.

Shai's coming home,

Shai and the guitar...

Shall we make a toast?
-Sure.

I see you have a bar.

Are we celebrating or not?

From my experience
with events of this kind,

a little something
to numb the senses is necessary.

To desensitize.
-Exactly.

Cheers!

They just texted me,
they landed

and they're getting their luggage.

Hold on, that warrants a toast.
-Cheers.

To Riki the brave
who has to host everyone.

To Riki the brave!

I'm warning you, Pinhas,
it will end in tears.

Honey.
-Do not "honey" me.

With all due respect to Eran Zahavi,
I'm not moving to China.

Wow.

What's all that beeping?
-I don't know,

my phone's off flight mode,
it's going wild.

Wow, look how many messages.

From whom?

Eran Zahavi,
he's trying to persuade me

to move to China.

He says it's great over there,
that I should come.

Who? -"Who?"

Who do you think?

The family, that's who.

Okay...

So what are they saying?
-What?

That it's hot and sweaty,

that we bring toilet paper
and try to sell it

and make some money.

What?
-What do you think?

They're asking if we landed. Just stop.

Honey, relax.
-Fine.

You know me, just stop,

the flights were so long,
just drop it.

Man, are you touchy.
-Who's grouchy?

Touchy, touchy.

You gotta calm down.

I'm calm.

Be careful, sweetie.

What?!

What is it?

Everyone's meeting at your mom's.

What?!

I swear.
That's what they wrote.

Your family too?
-Everyone,

everyone and their mother.

Oh my gosh.

Cheers. -Cheers.

Good Sabbath.
-Good Sabbath.

Good Sabbath.
-Good Sabbath.

That's Moshe.

Where should we put the pots?
They're heavy.

How many did you bring?
Riki will die.

In the kitchen.
Girls, to the kitchen.

Hold it tight.
-What is it?

Soup? For the sauce?
-Yes,

Orna made soup,
it came out watery.

I like watery.

I like my soup watery.

It's easier to swallow.

Yeah.

Let's go on the balcony,

I want to make sure
he made it in one piece.

Let's go through here,
it's a shortcut.

Come.

Pinhas, you know that Aaron and Moshe

are brothers?

Now you'll have two of them?

Yes.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I don't understand, so many pots?

It's an astronomical amount of food,

who eats so much?

In our family food means love.

So you were loved a lot...

Excuse me?

You're the youngest.

Good Sabbath.

Oh, your former roommate is here.

Good Sabbath.

Hi, did you make schnitzel?
-Of course,

in the usual place.

No "hello, Mom?
How do you feel?

"Can I give you a hand?"

No time for that,
I have to eat something

before Liri sees,

she won't let me eat fried food.

No fried food here.
-What about the schnitzel?

I put a drop of oil, it doesn't count.

You're coming to my wedding, right?

I don't know, when is it?

You don't know?

We lived together
and we're family.

It's important to me.
Riki, tell him.

Itamar, I'm telling you.
-Fine,

may I?

Go to the schnitzel?

And bring Liri with.

And bring a check, not a present.

Okay!
-She's loaded. -Okay.

May I?
-You promise? -Yes.

What's with all the pots?

The Hassons brought them?

All fried.

Most of it.
-Yum yum yum!

Rachel,

I love you.
-Silvan,

take a look.

I love you too.

I think Dad's been drinking.

He's too nice.

I envy him,

we should all drink
before going to Riki.

How is it
that everyone's going to Riki Rosen?

Slow down, take your time.

We're going to Riki's.
-She's right.

Yeah.

They razed the building
and built a high-rise.

This one is being renewed

and right here,
they put a crane.

Why?
-As an ornament I think.

And once this whole area was an orchard.

Once my grandma had a bike.

Wheels. -What?

Grandma had wheels.

Whose grandma?
Good Sabbath. -Good Sabbath.

Am I interrupting. -Not at all.
-Cheers. -Cheers.

Silvan and I were just saying
that Grandma had wheels.

Training wheels...

Mine had an electric bike.

My grandma is dead.

Oh my.

May she rest in peace.

No! I just remembered,
she's not dead,

she's in an old folks home.

Imagine that,
I forgot she's alive.

She's not fully charged, but she's alive.

I think.

Hey, Silvan, how are you?
-Cheers. -Cheers.

What's this? -What?

That greasy thing in your hand.

I don't know what it's called,
but it's not fried.

It's flenj.

It's like sfenj
but it's baked in the oven.

See? It's not fried.

It's in the oven overnight

in a tub of oil,

it absorbs all the oil overnight

and in the morning
you put powdered sugar and honey on it.

See? It's not fried.

Remind me where one argues in your home?

Depends which room is available.
-The balcony's taken.

Have you been in my folks' bedroom?

I don't think so.

Then let's go there,
it's a great place to argue,

the acoustics are good
and there's a mattress.

Itamar, don't make a mess in there,
Mom will kill you.

I hope it doesn't smell of old people.

She's a lovely girl.
-Yes.

Cheers.
-Cheers, cheers.

Riki,

did you go to the ritual bath
before your wedding?

Or they didn't exist in your day...?

Of course they did
and of course I went,

it's an ancient ritual.

How ancient?

How old are you, Riki?

Good Sabbath.

Where do the pots go?

Oh, look who's here.
Piotr the Great

and his teensy Anna Karenina.

Ah, Meni and Aline.

Good Sabbath.

Meni, put that on the counter.

That has to go in the fridge,
that has to be warmed up,

but not too much
so it doesn't dry up,

it's stuffed goose.
-With what? -Calf's brain.

So brave.
-Who? -Me.

Is that Moshe on the balcony?

I'm going to say hello.

Do. With you and all the pots,
it's getting claustrophobic in here.

Get on the scale.
-I'm not getting on the scale.

Of course not,
because you're fat.

Do you know that you're nuts?

You call this fat?

Look at me, I'm stunning.

You're not stunning, you're okay

for your age.
-Thank you very much.

Sweetie, please understand,

you represent me.

Monday at the office,
at the weighing ceremony,

what if everyone thinks
you got fat?

I wanted to talk to you about that,

you know it's bizarre,
let alone illegal,

let alone degrading?

Degrading?

On the contrary,
it's constructive, empowering,

I want all my employees
to look like a luxury project,

that they be proud
to be part of my team.

I'm very proud
to be part of your team.

Then what's wrong with wanting you
to look like a luxury high-rise?

A propos luxury high-rise.

Luxury?

Three stories.
-With an option for renewal.

Did you wash your hands
after touching that greasy thing?

The flenj?

Where is it?
-I don't remember.

I don't believe it.
-No really, where did I put it?

You touched me with that greasy thing.

The view's beautiful here.

Yes, it's relaxing.

That's why taxes here are so high.

Say, Aaron, what's up with you?

It's not easy,

living in the same apartment,
Silvan, Rachel, Merav and I,

it's tough.

Weigh your words.
I was there for two decades,

I got a ton of love.

But you have to admit it wasn't easy.

That's true.

I fear we'll have no choice,
we'll have to rent an apartment.

Save your money, Aaron.

You need every penny
and the money you'll get as a wedding gift

so you can start getting a mortgage.

Can't you bite your teeth?

You're right.

I guess I got cold knees.

It's lips.
-Cold lips.

No, can't you bite your lips...

My lips?

Meni, what are you doing here?

I came to say hi
and got an anatomy lesson.

And it's feet.
-Bite my feet?

No, cold feet.

There's something wrong with them.

Did you say hi to Dad?
-He's here?

In the living room.
-Let's go then.

You know, there's soap in the bathroom.

No, this is real powerful,
it disinfects everything.

Itamar touched me with his greasy hands...

If Itamar touched you,
then all is lost,

but we have alcohol,

a first grade disinfectant.

Yes, physically and mentally.
-Right.

I'd consider it.
What's the alcohol content? -96%.

Hi, Dad, good Sabbath.
-Show me.

Good Shabbath.
-Good Sabbath.

Liri, this is my son
and this is his wife.

OMG! -Tfu, tfu, tfu...

Have we met?

We've met, thank you.

Meni, breathe quietly.

Silvan, can you take him
to the bathroom to wash his face?

Sure.

Come, come, come,

come, come.

So we've met before.

Yes, absolutely.

Pinhas,

are they related?
-Indirectly,

through my son's wife
who came back from Phoenix.

Chen and Merav.
-Shani and Shai.

Families are complicated.

What?

While you were busy getting skinny

things happened around here.

Can you please drive now?

Tell me what happened.

It seems that Itamar crashed into
the woman who crashed into him.

Is she "nice to meet you, Shai"
or "nice to meet you, bye?"

You'll see for yourself.
She'll be at Mom's too.

She's coming with him for Friday night dinner?

You'd think not, but yes.

Surprisingly yes.

What's wrong, Meni?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

What is she doing here?
-Who?

That awful woman
from the "Z on the Water" project?

What's that woman doing here?

She's Orna's sister.
-Who?

It's Merav, your sister in law.

Not Merav,

that awful woman in the living room.

That's Liri,
the woman who crashed into Shai's car

and now she's dating Itamar the jinxed

Why is she awful?
How do you know her?

Meni and I were in her office.

Yes. -Hello.

Hi.

We'd like information
on the project for the purchasing group.

Who let you in?
-The girl outside, she said--

Moraz, don't bother coming to work tomorrow
and get me a coffee.

Can she get you anything?

Which project are you interested in?
"Outskirts of Green Jaljulia"

or "Fatoot Towers"?

Fatoot.

Fatoot.
-Fatoot. Fatoot.

Fatoot...

Lahouh goes too.

Lahouh...

Look, I have a new project
on the West Bank Barrier.

Isn't that dangerous?
-No, no, no,

it's underground,
for quick deciders,

it's going like kidnapped soldiers.

Kidnapped?
-It's an expression.

No, we're here about "Z on the Water".

No, no, no.
-Why not?

No, it won't happen.

But her family lives
in the project next door.

The project next door
is "Tenements Z",

this is "Z on the Water",
an entirely different population.

No, no, no, no.

But...
-No, no, thank you.

But...
-I said goodbye. -You didn't.

Now I am, goodbye.

You're so funny.
-But I...

No, no, no, no, out.

Wait.
-I said out.

No, no, no...

Wow,

what a mess.
-No way,

what did you do?

There's a couple here
that I had an incident with.

A couple from my side?
-I don't know,

I hope not,

your father's too drunk to answer.

Must be from their side.

What do they look like?

Pretty and moron, big and moron
or big and Russian?

Big and Russian. -Meni and Aline,
they're from their side. -Phew.

So what did you do to them?
You crash into them too?

Are you insane?

They attacked me!

From the little I know you,
I doubt it.

So tell me.

Tell you what?

I got off work,

I went to the parking lot

and that little Stalin lashed out at me.

I have something to say to you.
-Excuse me?

Discriminating people based
on ethnic origin is so wrong.

My eyes!

You sprayed her with tear gas?

Of course not.

It was perfume.

No, Aline, Aline,

what did you do to my wife?!

My eyes.

You sprayed him too?

I wasted half a bottle on him.

And I may have kicked him
when he was on the ground.

You're insane.

They should be grateful.
They left a meeting with me

smelling much better.

It must have been a misunderstanding.

Once you get to know Liri

she's really...

I understand why she can be perceived as...

Disturbed. -No, God forbid.

She has good intentions.

My boy is traumatized to this day.

Another boy is coming?
I don't have room.

I'm referring to Meni.

He can't see well.

Only when I blink.

Guys, I hear there's been
a misunderstanding.

That's him and her,

the criminals.
Call the police!

Silvan, please don't point
at people in my home.

It's impolite.

Hold on, let me.

Itamar, come with me to the bedroom.

To argue?
-To figure something out.

Okay. Liri, will you be okay on your own?

Sure,

I bet she has more perfume
for self defense.

Meni, please.

Mom, keep an eye on them.

Itamar, let's go.

Don't worry,
in my home you're under my wing.

Thank you.

I really didn't know--

What didn't you know?!

She knew, she knew!

Don't raise your voices in my home.

Riki,
when I raise my voice

you'll know I've raised my voice

and how.

Good Sabbath.

Sapir, don't mess with me, alright?

Not you too.
-What?

What? What? What?
How have we sinned

that we deserve this?

You must have done something very wrong.

It's not funny, Itamar,

we were on very good terms
with the Hassons

despite your mother.

What can I do? She's problematic.

Tell me about it.

Wait, who? Mom?
-Her too, but no, Liri,

she has a loose screw.

Well, she's with you.
-Exactly.

But in this case I agree with her,

she's trying to promote
a luxury project,

the big and little one walk in,

it doesn't sell,
it doesn't say "luxe,"

it says. "hey, look at us,
we could be in the circus."

You're just as crazy as her.
-That's true.

Okay, let's go out there
and solve this crisis.

Oh, the flenj.

On Mom's bed.

That's it, she's dead.
-You're nuts.

No.

Hey, Sapir.

When will you be at your mom's?

Listen, it's a holy mess over here.

Three minutes, babe,
three minutes.

Okay, as quick as you can.

You got back together?
-Two days ago.

You sprayed us with tear gas!
-Relax, it was perfume.

Exactly,
let's not be over-dramatic.

Let's not be dramatic,
let's not be dramatic,

they could have been blind!

Blind!

Girl, calm down,
no one went blind from a little perfume.

Did you call my dad "girl?"

You're acting like a capricious starlet.
-Exactly.

And Mom,
this may be a bad time,

but someone put flenj in your bed.

It must be them.
-It must be you.

Good Sabbath.

Good Sabbath.

Hey!

We're happy to see you too.

Listen to me good,

I've spent hours on a plane,
I haven't slept

or brushed my teeth,

with many Israelis
who drove the stewardess crazy

and a baby crying next to me
as if his ears are exploding

and causing us to want

to rip out a lobe
and plug our ears.

15 hours with tons of Israelis
driving the stewardess crazy,

Shai next to me
crying like a baby

with an earache from the pressure.

So you won't drive me crazy
after my leave of absence from you.

So I don't care
what the argument's about and who's right,

you'll be nice to the Hassons.

It'll take no more than 30 minutes
and everyone, namely me and my family,

we'll return home safe and sound.

We eat for 30 minutes and go home.
is that clear? -Fine.

Is that clear?

Skinny Shai is scaring me.

Skinny Shai scares me.

Sali, what did you drink?

You name it.

On the seventh day

the sky and the earth were complete

and all their contents.

All say -
-Lechaim.

Lechaim, lechaim.

That's it, we're going home.

Back to our routine.

I missed that the most
in Phoenix, Arizona.

The family,
Friday night dinners.

The familiar faces.

The delicious food.

The madness.

The yelling.

The guilt feelings.

The insults.

The arguments.

When's the next vacation?

Should I call Eran Zahavi?