Sabri Maranan (2011–…): Season 4, Episode 1 - Coming back part 1 - full transcript

Girls, be careful.

"Be careful."

You forgot your Hebrew,
"be careful." -For them.

Three months,
who would have thought?

All the chaos
just for three months, it's...

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

You couldn't have known
the factory would be purchased

and everyone would relocate to Shanghai.

I know.

Honey.
-Do not "honey" me.



With all due respect to Eran Zahavi,
I'm not moving to China.

The car drives weird.

I mean, in a good way.

It's great driving on our highways again.

What's up with you?
-What's up with me?

Look at you,

half the size you used to be.

You're practically skin and bones.

You eat chicken without the skin now?

Do you even eat?

Yeah, what's with you?

We talked about this on Skype.

No, bro, I didn't expect this,

you don't get the whole effect
through the screen.



I mean, look at you.

You look like a model.

For welding masks, but a model.

Great.

Why didn't Itamar come get us?

I was sure he would.
-Yeah, no, it didn't work out.

Get a hold of this,

I signal to the right
and it instantly blinks.

And...?

Once I used to signal

and count 21, 22,
only then it would blink.

How'd you pass inspections?

The inspector would say,
right turn signal,

so I'd press down
and shout, what?

By then it would blink.
-Nice.

Yes. -Nice.

Suck up all you want,
I'm still waiting for an answer,

what happened to the car?

Itamar had an accident

right after you left.

The car was practically totaled,
we just got it out of the garage.

So this is its first drive.

But it drives smoothly, right?

What?
-Yeah,

Dad insisted I bring the car,
not Itamar.

How much did it cost?
Did the insurance cover it?

Is there a deductible?
-Relax,

it won't cost you.

Itamar was afraid if he'd come
you'd do something to him.

Tell me,

didn't you have another one?

She's in the car with Shani.

Lucky Rachel and Orna
came in their car,

there wouldn't have been room for everyone.

Wow, I can't believe you're here,
I'm so happy. -Me too.

Girl, I missed you so much.

And Shai lost so much weight,
I hardly recognized him.

Yes, he was about to hug me
and I pushed him away,

why would a stranger want to hug me?

But... doesn't he look too thin to you?

She's got a point,

he looks a bit sickly.
Is he okay?

He's fine,
you're not used to the skinny Shai.

As if you are,

he didn't even look like that at your wedding.

Sweetie, about that stomach reduction,

maybe they reduced it too much?

I heard about people
whose stomachs were so reduced

that there was no room for food.

Who told you that, Mom?
Merav?

Fine, you say he's fine so he's fine.

He's fine.
-Alright.

But it's not that he's sick.
-Sick?!

He's fine, thank God.

Okay, I'm just checking
'coz Mom said not to tell you

about the accident.
-What accident?

We didn't want him to get worked up
because of the surgery.

What accident?

Merav and Itamar got in an accident.
-Our car?

An accident?
They totaled it.

Shai's gonna die.

That's why we didn't tell.

Okay, how did it happen?

From what I heard,
he and Merav were on their way home,

they started arguing

about the folks.

Like whose dad is stronger?

What are they, kids?
-Can you let me talk?

Thank you.

At first they thought
that if they move in together,

they have to go to the folks together
every Friday night.

Whose folks?
-Exactly.

Are we going home now?

Yes, we each go back to our own lives.

Okay.

And this Friday,
my folks or yours?

We can start with yours.
-Okay. -Fine.

'Coz I'm not going to your folks.

Fine.

What?

I've had it with your Mom,
she's off her rocker.

Hey, hey,
watch what you say

about my mom.

Do you even know who that woman is?

What she's been through?

What's she been through?

A lot, a lot,

I don't remember the story right now,

but she went through a lot,
she was in a youth movement,

she didn't have it easy at all.

And besides,
let's not get started on your mom, okay?

My mom?

Let's just not.

I want to know.
Look me in the eye and tell me,

I want to hear it.
-Oh yeah? You want to hear it?

So I'll have you know that your mom,

she's actually okay.

Yes? -Right.

But your dad,

your dad...

Itamarevil. -Don't call me Itamarevil.
-Itamar. -You hear me?

That car's heading straight at us.
-Where?

Mommy...

Meravi, sweetheart, are you alright?

Mom. -What?

Mom, I don't feel well,
I was in an accident.

The doctor said you're fine.

Then why am I here?
-The insurance.

They have to run some more tests.

Poor baby.

"Poor baby?"

She's not a poor baby at all,

Shai's the poor baby,
his car was destroyed.

Can't you see that she's not right?

More than usual?
-Sali.

Okay, fine, chickadee,

what's wrong?

What do you feel?

I don't know, I don't feel well.

Didn't you miss me?

When?

My little chickadee, when?

We parted at the airport
and ten minutes later

we were told to come to the hospital,

when could we miss you?

My little panda, when?

My poor tiger cub, when?!

Dad! -Sali,
our child was in a car accident.

Alright, alright.

Sweetie, have you eaten?
Are you hungry?

I could nosh on something.

"Nosh," right.

Nosh.

Riki, he's here, I found him!

I told the nurse, "Itamar Rosen"

and she said he's not here.

I knew he's here.

Look at him,
dumped here like a dog.

Itamari, Mommy's here.

He's not dumped, he's sleeping.

Maybe he's dead?
-He's not dead.

Itamari.

Itamari.

Itamar!

What? What's with the shouting?

He's not dead, Pinhas.

What's up?
-What's up?

You had an accident
and totaled Shai's car,

that's what's up.

Pinhas, don't yell at him,
he was in an accident,

he's traumatic.

Did you bring something to eat?
I'm starving.

My hair, let go!

Is he alright? Was he hurt?
Why didn't you tell me?

"Hurt..."
He broke his toe.

Which toe? -The little toe,
the one that's useless.

I don't believe it.
-Wait, that's not all.

It seems he wanted to sue
the woman who crashed into him

for loss of earning capacity.

I don't blame him.

But the idiot...

Hello. -Hi.
-Itamar. -Yes.

How are you?
-Fine, I think,

will I live?
-What?

You're a doctor, aren't you?

Have we met?
You look familiar.

No, we haven't.
-That's odd.

So you're fine.
-Yes.

I mean, I broke my toe

and it seems
there's nothing you can do,

which is annoying.
I can stand and walk

but it still hurts.

I thought I'd embellish for the lawsuit.

My toe is totally blue.

What lawsuit?

Oh! It's you!
You're the driver who crashed into me.

I saw you, it's you.

I crashed into you?

It's a ding.

A ding?! I saw you.

You were on the phone
and plucking your eyebrows

and you swerved into my lane.
Who does that?

I'll tell you who does that,

a woman who pays 250
to Miss "Ciao Brow"

and still her brows are in a shambles.

I had no choice,

I had to do them myself.

While you were driving?
-Brows are no laughing matter.

They came out straight, didn't they?

What happened to you here?
-The tweezers. -Ouch.

Stop, what about Merav?

I don't know
and I want to keep it like that.

Obviously,
but she wasn't hurt, was she?

On the contrary.

"On the contrary?"

It seems she saved Itamar.

When the car crashed into them head on

at high speed,

Merav instinctively hugged Itamar

and the front of the car
just folded in around her.

And she wasn't hurt?
-Not even a scratch.

Makes sense.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow!
-Merav, are you in pain?

Not at all,

I'm trying to get the male nurse in here.

Then press the button.
-No, don't.

Whenever I press it
a female nurse comes in.

So?
-I want a male nurse,

the cute one who rolled me in.

Then shout "orderly."

Orderly!

Are you nuts?

This isn't some singles club,

it's a hospital, you fool.

Orna, be nice to me,

I was in an accident,
I'm post-traumatic.

I see...

Okay, where's Moshe?

I hope you don't mind,
he insisted on coming.

Who?

Aaron.

Which Aaron?
-Aaron, Moshe's brother.

They used to date, remember?

Hi, Merav.

How are you?

Aaron.

Moshe, can I talk to you?
-Sure.

Moshe, I'm unsettled.
-Aaron, what are you doing here?

I'm very worried.

Why is that?
-Merav.

Remember Merav and I dated?

And we decided to be considerate
of you and Orna

and stop seeing one another.

Everyone remembers.

Well, since the accident,
the sparkle is back in her eyes

and I'm very worried about her.

Is she here?
-No, she's not here,

she's still in the hospital,
they're running all kinds of tests,

the doctor says it's a medical miracle.
-Of course,

such a fragile and delicate woman.

Are you talking about Merav?

Of course.

What's with him, Moshe?
-I'm worried about her,

a woman like her
needs someone to look out for her,

someone to care for her.

Ow! Why?

You're making fun of my daughter?
In my home?

I'm not making fun of her,

I would marry her if I could.

May I?

Ow! Why?

You're making fun of his daughter?
In his home?

No way!
You mean he proposed to her?

Not that evening,
but basically, yes.

Merav is engaged?
-Yes.

What's with you?

Why didn't you tell me?

With Shai being fired and all,
we didn't want to bother you.

Not only that.
The woman that crashed into them

compensated Merav for emotional distress.

So now she's engaged and rich?

"Rich..."
She got a few thousand.

She preferred a compromise

even though she could have
dragged this on in court,

that woman's swimming in dough.

She has a battery of lawyers.

Meni says that since she's dating
Shai's brother

she's in a generous mood.

Which brother, Itamar?

We checked, we waited, you're fine.

We're discharging you today.

Thank you, Dr. Ichilov.
-Asaf.

Thank you, Dr. Asaf.

Hi.

You see,
I'm being discharged,

there's no reason for me to sue.

I can't believe
you thought I'm a doctor,

have you seen
the shoddy staff around here?

It's because I was...

there's this movie I like,

"I was Dr. Schultz' Nurse,"

you know it?

Anyways, you look just like the actress

with the white coat and all, so...

Thank you.

I think.

You'd fit in well
in movies of those genre.

What?
-No, as an alternative career.

You never know.

My mom says
it's always good to have options.

So, hospitals turn you on?

Just close the curtain and...

Hi, Itamar.

Adam, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

Mom called me,

she said I should see how you're doing,

make sure you're not dead.

Dead? I'm not dead.

I'm getting discharged this afternoon.

This is Liri,
the driver who crashed into me.

Oh, hi.

This is Adam, my little brother.

Yes.

This is...

what did you say your name was?
-Ophir.

Ophir. -Ophir.

Ophir what?

Ophir Generic.

Whoa!
You're in the middle of the road.

Ophir? Ophir who?

Where'd she come from?

While you were busy getting skinny

things happened around here.

Can you please drive now?
-Tell me what happened.

Okay,

it seems that Itamar...

Itamar! Itamar!
-Why are you shouting?

I'm right here.

Sit down,
we want to talk to you.

To converse.
-What did I do now?

Nothing.
-That's the problem.

Pinhas, would you let me
run this conversation?

Go ahead, I'm not bothering you.
-Thank you.

Itamarmalade,

now that you're moving out...
-Finally.

And moving in with Merav Hasson.

A strapping young woman at that.

Pinhas!

We just want to make sure
you won't do anything foolish.

Like what?

Remember that Merav is family.

And it's not done.

Not where we come from...

Are you guys nuts?

Merav?

I'm seeing someone new tonight.

Liri.

The woman from the accident?

Her name is Liora Gabriel,

she manages purchasing groups,

I read about her
in the high society financial gossip column.

And she wants to date you?
-Imagine that.

I'd love for you to be
in a new relationship.

Relationships are a wonderful thing, Itamar.

Good Sabbath.

Yes, you can learn from Adam.

Where's the...

She's not coming.
-Why not?

She found the ring Mom bought me

to give to that doctor
I was dating, Sivan.

The one that examined my chafing.

Yes, right.

Well she left my apartment for good.

I'm outta here.

Adam...
-You were saying

I should take a lesson from Adam.

Dad, I need the ointment again,
the chafing's back.

What's your problem?

It's insane.

It's insane.
-What?

That Merav found someone.

Where do things stand now?

They're not standing, they're running.

You should have seen her on Friday

when Aaron was over.

I can't take it anymore.

Tell him now.

Now.

Now?
-Hang on.

Now?

That family is nuts.
-What? -Nothing.

Now, idiot.

Now, idiot.

Now, idiot?

Come in.

Good Sabbath, look who's here,

what a guest.

Good Sabbath, Aaron.

Aaron!

Stop, you're scaring him.

Good Sabbath, Rachel,

thank you for growing
such a flower,

point to Merav,
sorry I'm late.

Thank you.

I can't do this anymore.

Aaron, how about

moving in to Shai
and Shani's apartment with me?

What do you say?

Because every time we split, Aaron,

something in me shatters to pieces.

But my sweet Meraviel,

I'm a traditional guy.

What does that mean?

I must ask your father's permission.
-Ah.

Dad.
-Congratulations!

Good one, Aline.

I've been practicing.

Wait, what about Meni and Aline?

Besides the pregnancy, nothing.
-What could happen in three months?

Right. Hold on,
back to the scene of the crime.

So Aaron and Merav lived in our place
with Itamar?

No, of course not.

Itamar's living with someone else.

Oh.

Good Sabbath.

What's wrong?
-You're moving back in?

Why would you say that?
Why would he move back in?

The room is taken.

Your father's broadcasting
on radio online. -What?

"Classic Radio,"

an hour of operettas, operas,

behind the scene stories
about the classical composers.

Haven't you heard of it?

"Classic Radio."

We got him a computer and microphone
and he talks to his 11 listeners

and I have more peace and quiet.

Classic.

I just wanted to tell you
that I'm moving out of Shai's apartment.

Oy vay, you're moving back home.

The room's taken.

"Classic Radio."

I'm not moving back in,
I'm moving in with Liri.

With Liri? -Yes.

And I'm going to work for her.
-Oy, you'll be working together,

Itamarmalade,
that doesn't sound healthy.

Hi, good Sabbath.

This is Sapir.
-Sagit.

Sorry, Sapir. Sagit!

I got confused,
she has purple eyes.

Blue.
-Blue purple.

No, 'coz that's healthy.

Are you telling me
that Itamar moved out

and abandoned our apartment to Merav?

And her fiancé.

Merav's getting married?
-Yes.

In two months.

And everyone's invited.

Man, we were away for three months...

What a mess.

What mess?
Everything was cool

until you called two weeks ago
and said you're coming back.

Good Sabbath.

What a wonderful atmosphere, huh?

Yeah, we were just saying,

it's been so much fun
these last few Sabbaths.

Right.

Things are working out.

I even miss Merav.

Oy.
-What's wrong?

Good Sabbath.
I just spoke to Shani

and they're having problems,

I don't know
if I should be happy or sad.

What happened?

The Chinese bought the factory
and Shai was fired. -Oy.

And they're coming home.

She said she'd call Aline.

Here she is.

Hi, Aline.

Good Sabbath.

Good Sabbath.
-Good Sabbath.

Aline, I need your help,

when our container is shipped this week

I want you to unload it
and make sure

everything's put in place.

You're the only one I can rely on
in this family.

Right. -Right.

I'll call you when the container is shipped.

Okay. -Okay.

Good Sabbath, everyone.
-Good Sabbath, bye.

I'll be back soon.
-Take care, have a safe flight.

Good Sabbath.
-Good Sabbath.

Oy.

No Sabbath and no good.

A propos, Aline said
your apartment is all set up.

Yeah?

Wait,

so where do Aaron and Merav live now?

With us.

For a week now.

It's so hard.

I'm here just not to be there.

Okay, can you explain

why all the families
are going to dinner at Mom's?

Here's the thing.

Okay then, good Sabbath.

See you. -Sure.
-Bye.

Bye, Riki,
it was fun being here.

It was fun having you.

Bye bye.

Oy, Mom, Mom,

look at me.

Pinhas, I can't believe I'm saying this

but I really miss Shani.

Riki,
now that they're coming back,

shouldn't I buy them
a nice bottle of wine?

Wait, they're getting back on Friday,

is it our turn or the Hasson's?

I don't really know
with all this confusion.

I'll ask Rachel,

they monitor these things.

Oh, Riki, how are you?
-Hi, Rachel.

Oh no,

many awful things in my life started with

"Oh, Riki, how are you?"

Sali!

Yes, Riki.

You know they're coming back this Friday.

Of course.

Is there a holiday I forgot about?

The holidays aren't over yet?

I'm a bit confused,

is this Friday at my place or yours?

God help us.

Things are a bit off
because of the holidays,

but I think it's at my place.

I wouldn't mind having you over.

No, no, I'm simply not sure,

I think they'd like to come to me

because we have their car.

But you're always invited too.

Absolutely not,

you're coming to us.

God help us twice.

Alright, at your place.

Riki, what have you done?
-Oy.

Hey, Sapir.

When will you be at your mom's?

Listen, it's a holy mess over here.

Three minutes, babe,
three minutes.

Okay, as quick as you can.

Okay, babe. Bye.

You got back together?
-Two days ago.

Dude, I have to call Shani.

Hi, honey.
-Hi, honey.

I'm telling you,
my family's nuts.