Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 4 - Space Creds - full transcript
While Mordecai and Rigby decide what movie to watch they see an ad and want these really cool rocket shoes so they need cress so it's there mission to find a job to get some.
Hmm.
Man,
space is cool and all,
but the VHS selection sucks.
BOY: Man, the selection
in this video store sucks.
ANNOUNCER: Tired of watching
the same old movie?
Yeah.
Tired of walking around
like a sucker?
Yeah.
Then it's time to try
hover boots.
♪ Hover boots ♪
♪ You'll get caught up in
The hover boots ♪
♪ Hover boots ♪
♪ Hover boots ♪
Disclaimer: Hover boots
are extremely dangerous.
Aah.
[BUZZES]
Oh, what? Denied?
How much do these cost?
500 space creds.
How much do we have?
-200 space creds.
Uhh.
Sir, that's just a coupon.
[BUZZES]
Sir, no, that's just a hat.
[BUZZES]
Aah.
Sir, no, your arm
doesn't have
any credits on it.
Just give us the boots.
Rigby, no.
Security.
[BOTH GROAN]
Dude, we have to get
those hover boots.
Hey, Pops, can you transfer us
500 space creds each
for some hover boots?
Hover boots?
I'm afraid not.
You'll trip and fall.
I don't loan creds.
Yeah. And you'll
sprain your ankles.
Feel like this would set
a bad precedent
for our relationship.
No way. You two
have to learn the value
of a space credit.
What is the value
of a space credit?
Uh,
look, I don't know.
Just don't waste your money
on junk.
[SIGHS] Maybe these hover boots
aren't worth it.
Maybe you're right.
Dudes, check out
my sweet new moves.
[GRUNTING]
Whoo-hoo.
You know, the fact that
they're so dangerous
only seems
to make 'em more fun.
[JAMAICAN ACCENT]
Sweet kicks, mon.
There's a party going down
at the Jamaican dome tonight.
You should stop by.
All the coolest domers
are gonna be there,
and you guys
are definitely cool.
Aw, ha ha, sweet.
Hey, I want to go to
the party.
Uh... no.
It's more of
a small thing.
I want it
more than ever now.
Uhh. How are we gonna get
any space credits?
If you're willing to work
for the creds,
I heard Professor Jacobs
in the greenhouse
is looking for some help
with a secret project.
BOTH: Hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
In this greenhouse,
we have vegetation
from every ecosystem on Earth.
So what, you need us to prune
your trees or something?
Ha ha ha ha.
Something like that.
Restricted access?
[BEEPS]
BOTH: Whoa-oa-oa-oa.
Huh?
[SCREECHES]
BOTH: Aah.
Stay behind the yellow line,
and you'll be safe.
[SCREECHES]
What is that?
A little experiment
of my own design.
Unfortunately,
it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,
my lab mate, and my...
husband.
[♪♪♪]
So you want us to kill it?
Kill it? My baby?
No. Never.
I nursed it from a seedling.
It represents the very pinnacle
of vegetative development.
No. I need you to help me
rescue Craig by going inside it.
How we gonna do that?
By letting it eat you.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'll pay you
500 space creds each.
Okay, we'll do it.
Here are your lasers.
When you find Craig,
just radio me,
and I'll turn this winch on
to pull you back out.
Now, if Craig is not alive,
please bring back
the family necklace
he had with him.
It means a lot to me.
If Craig's dead,
do we still get the creds?
Ow.
Dude.
What the heck, man?
I'm just trying to
iron out the details.
Don't worry. We'll bring back
anything we find. Promise.
Oh, thank you.
[SCREECHES]
Uh, maybe hover boots
aren't really worth all this.
Dude, it's about
more than the shoes.
It's about rescuing
that weird woman's husband
or brother or whatever.
I wasn't listening.
It's about never having to
walk to places ever again.
It's about looking so cool
that we get invited
to big parties.
And it's about
getting those things
by using these sweet lasers.
You're right.
Let's do this.
[SNARLS]
Aah.
Aah.
It's so gross.
Dude, get your elbow
out of my face.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
[BODIES THUD]
Ow.
Whoa.
Uh, I'm scared.
Let's just get this over with.
Just think about
all the sweet hover tricks
we're gonna do
once we get all those
space creds.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots.
What? That's insane.
Everybody knows you find
the Sword of Unbreakability
in the third dungeon
by beating the boss
and pressing up, down, left,
right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,
unplugging controller one,
plugging it back in,
and hitting select and start
at the same time.
No, dude. That's how you get
the Wand of Unusual Effect,
not the Sword of Unbreakability.
I feel like I don't even know
who you are right now.
[HISSING]
Shh.
Did you hear that?
You shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh. Stop talking.
[HISSING]
Hey, I think
I just heard something.
Yeah, no doy.
Uh...
Dude, nice job.
[GROANS]
Uh, maybe we should walk
a little faster.
No, let's walk a lot faster.
[HISSES]
Aah.
Aah.
Dude, what is that?
Aah.
Aah.
Uh-oh.
Aah. What do we do?
Dude, we have lasers.
Oh, right.
Time to take out the...
Oh, wait.
Time to...
Smoke some bugs?
Time to smoke some bugs.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa.
[HISSES]
Rigby, look out.
[DISTORTED] Wha-a-a-a-t?
[DISTORTED] Whoa.
That spear
almost hit me in the face.
[SCREECHES]
BOTH: Whoa.
[NORMAL TONE] Hey, thanks, man.
Hey, are you Craig?
Craig? Craig.
Yes, that-that's what
they called me
outside the plant.
Oh, cool. Your wife Jessica
sent us to rescue you.
My wife?
[LAUGHING]
Um, we were--
Ha ha.
Wait. Wait.
[GUFFAWS]
Whew. Dang, I nearly
busted a gut over here.
[SNIFFS] Oh, sorry.
I've just been
stuck down here alone
for so long.
Just me
and those dumb bugs.
[HYPERVENTILATES]
Whoa. Okay, man.
Take it easy.
Uh... what were we
talking about?
We were about to--
Jessica. That's right.
Yeah. She was my wife,
but not anymore.
Not after the incident.
Jess,
this has gone too far.
I mean,
look at this thing.
It's unnatural.
Unh. Don't you dare say that
about our baby.
Ever since we got to space,
these experiments
have gotten further and further
out of control.
It needs to stop.
And this abomination
needs to be destroyed.
You'll never
take my baby away from me.
Never.
Unh.
Ahh, no.
You always loved this necklace
more than me.
Now you'll
never see it again.
Heh heh heh heh.
[GROWLS]
No.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It feels like
it only happened yesterday.
When did this happen?
Yesterday.
Wait. What?
How'd you
lose your clothes already?
Yeah, you look terrible.
Living in space
is one thing,
but living in
a giant monster plant
messes you up, man.
Uh... well,
we're just doing this
to make some space creds, so...
Ha ha ha. Jessica
doesn't have any money.
Ah, what?
She only sent you down here
to get
her diamond necklace back.
She spent all her money
on this gross plant.
But if you guys
help me get out of here,
I'll pay you
whatever she offered.
Uh... all right. Deal.
Yeah, we don't really care
as long as we get paid.
Now let's get the heck
out of here.
[STATIC] Come in, Jessica.
We're ready for evac.
I repeat.
We're ready for evac. Over.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
[SCREECHES]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH GROAN]
[LASER COCKS]
Uh-oh.
Hello, boys. Why don't you
slide that laser pack over
nice and slowly?
No problem.
We don't want any trouble.
Very good.
Now, where's my necklace?
Don't worry.
We got it right there.
Ahh, Craig?
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
You're-You're... alive?
Looking for this?
Ahh. Give me that necklace,
Craig, or else.
Jess, please,
stop this madness.
You were
a good person once.
Remember
when we got to space?
That was
an entire week ago, Craig.
I've changed.
Now it's just me
and my plants.
My necklace.
[PANTS] Uhh. Aah.
[GROWLS]
Rigby, over here.
[GRUNTS]
Ha ha.
[GROANS]
Hey, lady.
Catch.
Finally. Ha ha ha ha.
[PLANT MONSTER GROWLS]
Oh, no.
Jess, no. Look out.
Jess.
Aah.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Aah.
I'm coming, Jess.
Ooh.
Hang on, Jess.
Unh. I've got you.
After everything I did,
you still want to save me?
Of course, Jess. I can't live
another day without you.
Oh, Craig. Let's just start
a new life together
inside this plant.
Do you really mean it?
Yes. Let's never
be apart again.
Look, I know you guys
just went on
a roller coaster of emotions,
but is someone gonna pay us?
Yeah, we're trying to buy
some hover boots.
Sure. I'll transfer the creds
right now.
[BEEP]
But, oh, be careful.
I heard those things
are really dangerous.
Dangerous?
These aren't dangerous.
BOTH: Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Man,
space is cool and all,
but the VHS selection sucks.
BOY: Man, the selection
in this video store sucks.
ANNOUNCER: Tired of watching
the same old movie?
Yeah.
Tired of walking around
like a sucker?
Yeah.
Then it's time to try
hover boots.
♪ Hover boots ♪
♪ You'll get caught up in
The hover boots ♪
♪ Hover boots ♪
♪ Hover boots ♪
Disclaimer: Hover boots
are extremely dangerous.
Aah.
[BUZZES]
Oh, what? Denied?
How much do these cost?
500 space creds.
How much do we have?
-200 space creds.
Uhh.
Sir, that's just a coupon.
[BUZZES]
Sir, no, that's just a hat.
[BUZZES]
Aah.
Sir, no, your arm
doesn't have
any credits on it.
Just give us the boots.
Rigby, no.
Security.
[BOTH GROAN]
Dude, we have to get
those hover boots.
Hey, Pops, can you transfer us
500 space creds each
for some hover boots?
Hover boots?
I'm afraid not.
You'll trip and fall.
I don't loan creds.
Yeah. And you'll
sprain your ankles.
Feel like this would set
a bad precedent
for our relationship.
No way. You two
have to learn the value
of a space credit.
What is the value
of a space credit?
Uh,
look, I don't know.
Just don't waste your money
on junk.
[SIGHS] Maybe these hover boots
aren't worth it.
Maybe you're right.
Dudes, check out
my sweet new moves.
[GRUNTING]
Whoo-hoo.
You know, the fact that
they're so dangerous
only seems
to make 'em more fun.
[JAMAICAN ACCENT]
Sweet kicks, mon.
There's a party going down
at the Jamaican dome tonight.
You should stop by.
All the coolest domers
are gonna be there,
and you guys
are definitely cool.
Aw, ha ha, sweet.
Hey, I want to go to
the party.
Uh... no.
It's more of
a small thing.
I want it
more than ever now.
Uhh. How are we gonna get
any space credits?
If you're willing to work
for the creds,
I heard Professor Jacobs
in the greenhouse
is looking for some help
with a secret project.
BOTH: Hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
In this greenhouse,
we have vegetation
from every ecosystem on Earth.
So what, you need us to prune
your trees or something?
Ha ha ha ha.
Something like that.
Restricted access?
[BEEPS]
BOTH: Whoa-oa-oa-oa.
Huh?
[SCREECHES]
BOTH: Aah.
Stay behind the yellow line,
and you'll be safe.
[SCREECHES]
What is that?
A little experiment
of my own design.
Unfortunately,
it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,
my lab mate, and my...
husband.
[♪♪♪]
So you want us to kill it?
Kill it? My baby?
No. Never.
I nursed it from a seedling.
It represents the very pinnacle
of vegetative development.
No. I need you to help me
rescue Craig by going inside it.
How we gonna do that?
By letting it eat you.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I'll pay you
500 space creds each.
Okay, we'll do it.
Here are your lasers.
When you find Craig,
just radio me,
and I'll turn this winch on
to pull you back out.
Now, if Craig is not alive,
please bring back
the family necklace
he had with him.
It means a lot to me.
If Craig's dead,
do we still get the creds?
Ow.
Dude.
What the heck, man?
I'm just trying to
iron out the details.
Don't worry. We'll bring back
anything we find. Promise.
Oh, thank you.
[SCREECHES]
Uh, maybe hover boots
aren't really worth all this.
Dude, it's about
more than the shoes.
It's about rescuing
that weird woman's husband
or brother or whatever.
I wasn't listening.
It's about never having to
walk to places ever again.
It's about looking so cool
that we get invited
to big parties.
And it's about
getting those things
by using these sweet lasers.
You're right.
Let's do this.
[SNARLS]
Aah.
Aah.
It's so gross.
Dude, get your elbow
out of my face.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
[BODIES THUD]
Ow.
Whoa.
Uh, I'm scared.
Let's just get this over with.
Just think about
all the sweet hover tricks
we're gonna do
once we get all those
space creds.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots. Hover boots.
Hover boots.
What? That's insane.
Everybody knows you find
the Sword of Unbreakability
in the third dungeon
by beating the boss
and pressing up, down, left,
right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,
unplugging controller one,
plugging it back in,
and hitting select and start
at the same time.
No, dude. That's how you get
the Wand of Unusual Effect,
not the Sword of Unbreakability.
I feel like I don't even know
who you are right now.
[HISSING]
Shh.
Did you hear that?
You shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Shh. Stop talking.
[HISSING]
Hey, I think
I just heard something.
Yeah, no doy.
Uh...
Dude, nice job.
[GROANS]
Uh, maybe we should walk
a little faster.
No, let's walk a lot faster.
[HISSES]
Aah.
Aah.
Dude, what is that?
Aah.
Aah.
Uh-oh.
Aah. What do we do?
Dude, we have lasers.
Oh, right.
Time to take out the...
Oh, wait.
Time to...
Smoke some bugs?
Time to smoke some bugs.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa.
[HISSES]
Rigby, look out.
[DISTORTED] Wha-a-a-a-t?
[DISTORTED] Whoa.
That spear
almost hit me in the face.
[SCREECHES]
BOTH: Whoa.
[NORMAL TONE] Hey, thanks, man.
Hey, are you Craig?
Craig? Craig.
Yes, that-that's what
they called me
outside the plant.
Oh, cool. Your wife Jessica
sent us to rescue you.
My wife?
[LAUGHING]
Um, we were--
Ha ha.
Wait. Wait.
[GUFFAWS]
Whew. Dang, I nearly
busted a gut over here.
[SNIFFS] Oh, sorry.
I've just been
stuck down here alone
for so long.
Just me
and those dumb bugs.
[HYPERVENTILATES]
Whoa. Okay, man.
Take it easy.
Uh... what were we
talking about?
We were about to--
Jessica. That's right.
Yeah. She was my wife,
but not anymore.
Not after the incident.
Jess,
this has gone too far.
I mean,
look at this thing.
It's unnatural.
Unh. Don't you dare say that
about our baby.
Ever since we got to space,
these experiments
have gotten further and further
out of control.
It needs to stop.
And this abomination
needs to be destroyed.
You'll never
take my baby away from me.
Never.
Unh.
Ahh, no.
You always loved this necklace
more than me.
Now you'll
never see it again.
Heh heh heh heh.
[GROWLS]
No.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It feels like
it only happened yesterday.
When did this happen?
Yesterday.
Wait. What?
How'd you
lose your clothes already?
Yeah, you look terrible.
Living in space
is one thing,
but living in
a giant monster plant
messes you up, man.
Uh... well,
we're just doing this
to make some space creds, so...
Ha ha ha. Jessica
doesn't have any money.
Ah, what?
She only sent you down here
to get
her diamond necklace back.
She spent all her money
on this gross plant.
But if you guys
help me get out of here,
I'll pay you
whatever she offered.
Uh... all right. Deal.
Yeah, we don't really care
as long as we get paid.
Now let's get the heck
out of here.
[STATIC] Come in, Jessica.
We're ready for evac.
I repeat.
We're ready for evac. Over.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
[SCREECHES]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH GROAN]
[LASER COCKS]
Uh-oh.
Hello, boys. Why don't you
slide that laser pack over
nice and slowly?
No problem.
We don't want any trouble.
Very good.
Now, where's my necklace?
Don't worry.
We got it right there.
Ahh, Craig?
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
You're-You're... alive?
Looking for this?
Ahh. Give me that necklace,
Craig, or else.
Jess, please,
stop this madness.
You were
a good person once.
Remember
when we got to space?
That was
an entire week ago, Craig.
I've changed.
Now it's just me
and my plants.
My necklace.
[PANTS] Uhh. Aah.
[GROWLS]
Rigby, over here.
[GRUNTS]
Ha ha.
[GROANS]
Hey, lady.
Catch.
Finally. Ha ha ha ha.
[PLANT MONSTER GROWLS]
Oh, no.
Jess, no. Look out.
Jess.
Aah.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Aah.
I'm coming, Jess.
Ooh.
Hang on, Jess.
Unh. I've got you.
After everything I did,
you still want to save me?
Of course, Jess. I can't live
another day without you.
Oh, Craig. Let's just start
a new life together
inside this plant.
Do you really mean it?
Yes. Let's never
be apart again.
Look, I know you guys
just went on
a roller coaster of emotions,
but is someone gonna pay us?
Yeah, we're trying to buy
some hover boots.
Sure. I'll transfer the creds
right now.
[BEEP]
But, oh, be careful.
I heard those things
are really dangerous.
Dangerous?
These aren't dangerous.
BOTH: Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]