Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 19 - Terror Tales of the Park VI - full transcript
In Regular Show's sixth installment of "Terror Tales," the guys gather in the house on the Dome and tell scary Halloween stories just like ol' times, only this Halloween, the stories have an extra terrifying, science fiction twist.
It's great
that even in space
we can all get together
and have our Halloween party.
So what's your costume again?
You know, I'm that guy
in that one movie.
There's a time machine.
What, like the one with the car?
No, there was, like,
a storage locker.
It kind of looks like you put on
whatever was in your closet.
No, no.
You know the one.
It was a little indie.
Got a lot of critical acclaim.
All right, guys.
The dome's on autopilot
to the Halloween nebula.
[ALL CHEER]
Well, Sally,
I'm really digging this.
A real work of art.
Her enigmatic smile
reminds me of the secrets
we all carry within us.
What are you
supposed to be?
You know, cool guy,
ranch costume.
Think about it.
Uhh, I hate thinker costumes.
Recap, you excited about
your first Halloween?
I don't feel excitement,
but I had a fear-o-meter
installed
just for today.
What's it at so far?
Negative four fears,
Mordecai.
Well, you've never had
Halloween with these guys.
They tell
the scariest stories.
Anyone have a good one?
I have a story.
It's called "Fear Planet."
[SIREN BEEPS]
What's going on?
COMPUTER: Low fuel.
Computer,
where can we get gas?
The nearest fuel
is on Fear Planet,
a planet that makes
your innermost fears
come to life.
Fear Planet, huh?
Sounds dangerous.
I mean,
it'll probably be fine.
BENSON: Looks like
we don't have a choice.
Emergency landing activated.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GRUNT]
Huh? Uhh.
Of course we'd have to land
this far from the gas station.
Guess it's up to me
to get the gas.
Benson, maybe
we shouldn't go outside.
Why? I don't see anything
out there.
[SIGHS]
Of all the ridiculous things.
Planet that makes fears
come to life. So silly.
I mean, the only thing
I'm afraid of is sharks, anyway,
and this place is bone-dry.
Huh? What was that?
Heh. See, guys?
What did I tell you... oh.
Just figments of my imagination.
They can't hurt me, right?
[SCREAMS]
[DING]
Somebody's got to go
get that gas can.
I'll do it.
If I can keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
Heh heh. That's pretty good.
If I keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
If I keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
Whoa. Look at him.
He's really doing it.
Nothing's happened.
No fears will appear.
I wonder what Skips
is afraid of.
If I can keep my mind clear--
Hey, Skips.
What are you afraid of?
Bro, go long.
No. No flying-disc freestylers.
Hey, wait.
What are you-- Stay back.
No, please. Stop.
I'm afraid of the dark.
Quick, Pops. Go through
the alphabet and name cookies.
Anise cookies,
butter cookies...
That'll keep him busy
for a while.
Rock, paper, scissors
for who goes out next?
fortune cookies...
Uhh. All right.
Fine. I'll go.
But if I see anything,
it'll be way worse,
so I'm gonna close my eyes
and you'll have to guide me.
All right, you're doing good.
Keep going straight.
POPS: Kookie
but spelled with a "K"...
You're doing great, buddy.
Almost there.
So far,
I've kept my mind clear.
Quarzamali cookies...
Oh, no.
Dude, I'm really sorry.
What did you do, Rigby?
It just popped into my head.
My greatest fear--
amusement-park mascots.
What? Aah.
[PANTING]
A shark?
One of Benson's fears.
I'm scared of
other people's fears now, too.
Like flying-disc freestylers.
Skips was right.
They are creepy.
[SCREAMS]
[PANTS]
Go, go, go, go, go.
What? Where's the key?
Where's the key?
[ALL SCREAM]
And then more
flying-disc freestylers show up,
and they hit them,
they hit them,
and they hit them.
Skips, was this
just your way of saying
you don't like
flying-disc freestylers?
They're wobbly
and unpredictable.
Who knows where
that disc will end up?
Did it scare you, Recap?
My fear-o-meter
gave it two fears.
Wow. Two out of four fears.
That's a lot.
Two out of 1,000 fears.
This is more scared
than I've ever been.
I'm very impressed
and thankful. Good night.
Wait. Hold on.
I think you'll have a hard time
turning your "bat" on this one.
I don't own any bats,
and it seems they would be
very hard to steer.
No, it's-- N-Never mind.
So there we were
trick-or-treating,
and things were going great.
What a great haul. People
seem to mostly be giving out
quinoa, gorp,
and toothbrushes.
It's not ideal to me,
but like Eileen always says...
ALL: You can't put a price
on proper dental hygiene.
Ha ha.
Oh, you guys.
I still want candy, though,
'cause that's a core part
of who I am.
[GASPS] Dude, check it out.
[WOLF HOWLS]
"King-size candy bars inside"?
But what about that other sign?
"Dome quarantined."
"Umpire infestation"?
That's perfect. Baseball games
have tons of great food,
and this place
has king-size candy.
That's four peanut butter cups
per pack instead of two.
Oh, yeah. That's true.
Wow. Great value.
That's a pretty good deal.
Hmm. Wait up.
Trick-or-treat.
Hello?
We're here
for your candy, bro.
If you say
you have a free thing,
it's illegal
not to give it out.
You guys, I don't know
if this is a good idea.
I'm not leaving without those
king-size peanut butter cups
I was kind of promised.
Let's try the kitchen.
Something
doesn't seem right.
It could be the late-1400s
Eastern European
gothic stylings,
but maybe I'm mistaking
the media's vilification
of certain
architectural elements
as my own opinion.
I think it's cosy.
Kind of reminds me
of my mom's place,
but with more mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes?
Yeah...
like that one
that just landed on my neck.
[GASPS]
I don't understand
single-use kitchenware.
Why get a tiny skillet
that can only cook one egg
when you can get
a normal skillet
that can cook
a lot of things?
Aah.
That sign on the gate
didn't say "umpires."
It said "vampires."
Wha-a-a-t?
Come on.
Garlic. We need garlic.
Wait. Perfect.
[HISSES]
[ALL SCREAM]
Quick, take these.
Garlic mashed potato-o-oes.
[BOTH HISS]
[BATS SQUEAKING]
Huh? Mashed potatoes
with chives?
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
ALL: Skips.
Huh?
Everybody, weapon up.
An eye patch, Rigby?
Yeah.
I'm kind of feeling it.
[BOTH HISS]
Run.
[HISSES]
It's the king-size candy bars.
[VAMPIRES GROWL]
No, Rigby.
It's too dangerous.
We came all this way.
I'm not leaving without 'em.
Dude, get me two. I don't care
what the sign says.
[HISSES]
No.
[GRUNTS]
Huh? What?
Aah.
[HISSES]
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHS]
[BATS SQUEAKING]
Rigby.
I got the peanut butter cups.
Wait.
These aren't king-size.
They're count-size.
No. No.
No-o-o.
Okay, but so then
you are an umpire?
I was, but now I am
a vampire umpire. A vumpire.
Oh, I get it.
Sure, that makes sense.
Man, this candy
doesn't taste good at all.
Yeah, once you're a vampire,
you pretty much only want blood.
Cashews are good, too.
Oh, yeah. Also cashews.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CHILDREN: Trick-or-treat.
Are you ready
for some real tasty treats?
Are we ever.
[ALL LAUGH]
And then we all realized
the moral implications
of what we were doing
and decided to work out a deal
with the local blood bank.
The end.
What do you think, Recap?
Well, I don't have any blood,
so I couldn't really find
an entry point for me
in the story.
My fear-o-meter
seems to be stuck at two.
[ALARM BLARING]
What was that?
To the bridge.
What the...
We're off course.
Something's
affecting our path.
That's just not possible.
Unless...
COMPUTER: Warning.
Collision with black hole
imminent.
Uh, that's a little scarier
than Eileen's story.
[ALARM BLARING]
Oka-a-ay.
So I already know this is bad,
but what are we looking at?
It's a black hole, Rigby.
We'll be pulled into
the event horizon in 15 minutes
if we don't regain control.
On it.
Oh, this is terrible.
What happen if we're sucked into
a black hole?
Well, one theory says
that we would just travel to
another part of the universe.
Another is that
as we approach the singularity,
we'll be stretched as thin
as strands of spaghetti.
This spaghettification,
as it were,
would be horrible agony
and pain forever.
Hey, who wants to hear
another story?
This is a story about
the scariest thing of all--
a lousy roommate.
The dome space-cred balance
had dwindled to almost zero,
and times
were only getting tougher.
Bros, there's
eight hungry people living here.
Did you seriously
just split that "O" once?
The only way we could see
out of this rough patch
was to bring in
some extra income.
But finding a roommate
wasn't easy.
So, do you have
a lot of guests over?
I mean, we're not opposed
to visitors.
It's that we have a lot of
people in the house already,
so...
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'm pregnant.
Would you spend
a lot of time out on the town,
or are you at home more?
More time at home.
I'm really into scrapbooking.
I always keep a lock of hair
from the roommates I eat.
What kind of activities
do you enjoy?
Who knew there so many ways
to be unacceptable?
Well, that's
the last of 'em.
All in favour
of robbing the space bank
in lieu of getting
a new roommate?
ALL: Aye.
Hey, it looks like
there's one more.
Oh, hello.
Okay, let's get down to
the interview, then.
Do you have any weird habits
we should know about?
Do you, like, play the bassoon
in the middle of the night
or anything?
Can you pay the rent?
Huddle.
I don't know.
She seems kind of creepy.
Doesn't seem to be
the most articulate, either.
But she can pay the rent.
That's all that matters.
Yes.
When can you move in?
So, we're gonna need the deposit
up front.
Shannon had everything
we were looking for
in a roommate,
but it didn't take long
for us to realize
that we might've made
a mistake.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Hello? Shannon?
Do you think
you might be finished
with your shower soon?
Yeah.
Don't make me wash my chimis
in the kitchen sink, amiga.
Can someone please tell me
why there's a soda can
in the trash
and soiled tissues
in recycling?
Aw.
[FLUSHES]
[GRUNTS]
Hey, has anyone seen
my sandwich nibblers
or my chippy squares
or my creamy nugs?
[BELCHES]
You know, the plunger's
right next to the toilet
and not that complicated.
[SIREN WAILS]
I can't believe this.
All she ever does
is binge-watch
Carter and Briggs.
I haven't been able to do
any of my TV stuff all week.
Shannon tried to make up
her shortcomings
in other ways.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[ROARS]
But it wasn't enough.
It was time to kick her out.
MAN: Carter and Briggs...
Shannon, we're not gonna take
your dirty money anymore.
We've got to talk to you
about a few things.
[GROWLS]
Hey, Shannon.
We're trying to talk to you.
You have to leave,
Shannon.
Uhh, she's not
listening to us at all.
Carter--
[ROARS]
[SHRIEKS]
Stay back.
[Both scream]
Hey, guys. Just wanted to
get some face... time?
[TAIL STABS; GRUNTS]
Whoa. Chance, you okay?
Well, as a "hole,"
I've definitely felt better.
That chick
really likes her TV.
Uhh. We got to find her.
Let's split up.
[SING-SONG] Hello?
Uh, Shannon?
Uh, Shannon?
Look, we really need you
to leave, all right?
BENSON: We'll even give you
your full deposit back.
Ha. Darn.
Shannon!
Hey, there's a note.
Let's see.
"Dear roommates,
"I'm sorry for all the trouble
I've caused.
"I've been really uncool,
and that wasn't cool of me.
Please accept
my heartfelt apologies."
Pretty cool of her
to admit that.
"Turn over for more.
Just kidding."
[STAMMERS]
[SNARLS]
[SCREAMS]
[CLANKING]
[WHIMPERS]
Bad show.
[GASPING]
Are you all right?
What happened?
[PANTING] T-The robot.
Shannon disassembled him,
but then she disappeared.
[CRYING]
There's miles of ductwork
in the dome.
Uhh. She'll be here forever.
Great. Not only is she
a murderous monster,
she's a squatter now, too.
This has gone far enough.
Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
[♪♪♪]
All right.
Everyone ready?
Ready.
Ready.
Phase 16 is a go.
[♪♪♪]
No.
Aah.
[TIRES SCREECH]
[GROWLS]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Come on.
Come on.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Target is in place.
Move. Move.
Hm-hm.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SNARLS]
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
[SNARLING]
She's gaining, dude. Hurry.
I'm going.
I'm going.
[SNARLING]
We're almost
at the minidome.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SHRIEKS]
Flame on.
[SHRIEKS]
There's the airlock. Jump.
[SNARLING]
Carter and Briggs.
Now.
Huh?
Open the external door
to suck her out into space.
Uh, why didn't anything happen?
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHS]
Huh? But I pressed the...
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Her acid
melted the wires.
No.
Now we're
stuck with her forever.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Hey, Shannon,
you're being evicted.
Let me show you the door.
[SNARLS AND GRUNTS]
Muscle Man!
I didn't have time to
think this all the way through.
I kind of wish
I didn't do this now.
Nobody touch my stu-u-u-ff.
RIGBY: Muscle Man's sacrifice
was noble.
Shannon was finally gone,
but we were left with
a dilemma.
Now we needed two roommates.
[♪♪♪]
You know, I think this time,
we made the right decision.
Definitely.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
You're gonna be a great mom.
The end. Well?
Eh, I don't know.
It was kind of scary.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Guys, Guys.
Guys.
We weren't able to steer away
from the black hole.
We're going in.
[ALL SCREAMING]
BENSON: Huh?
Are we alive?
It's spaghettification.
This is what happens
in a black hole.
Could be worse.
Doesn't hurt.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
But wait. Where's Pops?
Yoo-hoo-hoo.
Over here.
Spaghetti-
and-meatballification.
Cool. Huh?
It's...
[SNIFFS] Parmesan... cheese?
[ALL SCREAMING]
Good evening.
I'm astrophysicist
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Oh, you can't be saved now.
You see, when you entered
the black hole's event horizon,
your destiny
was sealed by science
and then finished up by me,
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
ALL: No.
Sorry, guys.
It's nothing personal.
This is just how
the universe works.
Spaghettification is real.
And delicious. Happy Halloween.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
that even in space
we can all get together
and have our Halloween party.
So what's your costume again?
You know, I'm that guy
in that one movie.
There's a time machine.
What, like the one with the car?
No, there was, like,
a storage locker.
It kind of looks like you put on
whatever was in your closet.
No, no.
You know the one.
It was a little indie.
Got a lot of critical acclaim.
All right, guys.
The dome's on autopilot
to the Halloween nebula.
[ALL CHEER]
Well, Sally,
I'm really digging this.
A real work of art.
Her enigmatic smile
reminds me of the secrets
we all carry within us.
What are you
supposed to be?
You know, cool guy,
ranch costume.
Think about it.
Uhh, I hate thinker costumes.
Recap, you excited about
your first Halloween?
I don't feel excitement,
but I had a fear-o-meter
installed
just for today.
What's it at so far?
Negative four fears,
Mordecai.
Well, you've never had
Halloween with these guys.
They tell
the scariest stories.
Anyone have a good one?
I have a story.
It's called "Fear Planet."
[SIREN BEEPS]
What's going on?
COMPUTER: Low fuel.
Computer,
where can we get gas?
The nearest fuel
is on Fear Planet,
a planet that makes
your innermost fears
come to life.
Fear Planet, huh?
Sounds dangerous.
I mean,
it'll probably be fine.
BENSON: Looks like
we don't have a choice.
Emergency landing activated.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GRUNT]
Huh? Uhh.
Of course we'd have to land
this far from the gas station.
Guess it's up to me
to get the gas.
Benson, maybe
we shouldn't go outside.
Why? I don't see anything
out there.
[SIGHS]
Of all the ridiculous things.
Planet that makes fears
come to life. So silly.
I mean, the only thing
I'm afraid of is sharks, anyway,
and this place is bone-dry.
Huh? What was that?
Heh. See, guys?
What did I tell you... oh.
Just figments of my imagination.
They can't hurt me, right?
[SCREAMS]
[DING]
Somebody's got to go
get that gas can.
I'll do it.
If I can keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
Heh heh. That's pretty good.
If I keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
If I keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
Whoa. Look at him.
He's really doing it.
Nothing's happened.
No fears will appear.
I wonder what Skips
is afraid of.
If I can keep my mind clear--
Hey, Skips.
What are you afraid of?
Bro, go long.
No. No flying-disc freestylers.
Hey, wait.
What are you-- Stay back.
No, please. Stop.
I'm afraid of the dark.
Quick, Pops. Go through
the alphabet and name cookies.
Anise cookies,
butter cookies...
That'll keep him busy
for a while.
Rock, paper, scissors
for who goes out next?
fortune cookies...
Uhh. All right.
Fine. I'll go.
But if I see anything,
it'll be way worse,
so I'm gonna close my eyes
and you'll have to guide me.
All right, you're doing good.
Keep going straight.
POPS: Kookie
but spelled with a "K"...
You're doing great, buddy.
Almost there.
So far,
I've kept my mind clear.
Quarzamali cookies...
Oh, no.
Dude, I'm really sorry.
What did you do, Rigby?
It just popped into my head.
My greatest fear--
amusement-park mascots.
What? Aah.
[PANTING]
A shark?
One of Benson's fears.
I'm scared of
other people's fears now, too.
Like flying-disc freestylers.
Skips was right.
They are creepy.
[SCREAMS]
[PANTS]
Go, go, go, go, go.
What? Where's the key?
Where's the key?
[ALL SCREAM]
And then more
flying-disc freestylers show up,
and they hit them,
they hit them,
and they hit them.
Skips, was this
just your way of saying
you don't like
flying-disc freestylers?
They're wobbly
and unpredictable.
Who knows where
that disc will end up?
Did it scare you, Recap?
My fear-o-meter
gave it two fears.
Wow. Two out of four fears.
That's a lot.
Two out of 1,000 fears.
This is more scared
than I've ever been.
I'm very impressed
and thankful. Good night.
Wait. Hold on.
I think you'll have a hard time
turning your "bat" on this one.
I don't own any bats,
and it seems they would be
very hard to steer.
No, it's-- N-Never mind.
So there we were
trick-or-treating,
and things were going great.
What a great haul. People
seem to mostly be giving out
quinoa, gorp,
and toothbrushes.
It's not ideal to me,
but like Eileen always says...
ALL: You can't put a price
on proper dental hygiene.
Ha ha.
Oh, you guys.
I still want candy, though,
'cause that's a core part
of who I am.
[GASPS] Dude, check it out.
[WOLF HOWLS]
"King-size candy bars inside"?
But what about that other sign?
"Dome quarantined."
"Umpire infestation"?
That's perfect. Baseball games
have tons of great food,
and this place
has king-size candy.
That's four peanut butter cups
per pack instead of two.
Oh, yeah. That's true.
Wow. Great value.
That's a pretty good deal.
Hmm. Wait up.
Trick-or-treat.
Hello?
We're here
for your candy, bro.
If you say
you have a free thing,
it's illegal
not to give it out.
You guys, I don't know
if this is a good idea.
I'm not leaving without those
king-size peanut butter cups
I was kind of promised.
Let's try the kitchen.
Something
doesn't seem right.
It could be the late-1400s
Eastern European
gothic stylings,
but maybe I'm mistaking
the media's vilification
of certain
architectural elements
as my own opinion.
I think it's cosy.
Kind of reminds me
of my mom's place,
but with more mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes?
Yeah...
like that one
that just landed on my neck.
[GASPS]
I don't understand
single-use kitchenware.
Why get a tiny skillet
that can only cook one egg
when you can get
a normal skillet
that can cook
a lot of things?
Aah.
That sign on the gate
didn't say "umpires."
It said "vampires."
Wha-a-a-t?
Come on.
Garlic. We need garlic.
Wait. Perfect.
[HISSES]
[ALL SCREAM]
Quick, take these.
Garlic mashed potato-o-oes.
[BOTH HISS]
[BATS SQUEAKING]
Huh? Mashed potatoes
with chives?
[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
ALL: Skips.
Huh?
Everybody, weapon up.
An eye patch, Rigby?
Yeah.
I'm kind of feeling it.
[BOTH HISS]
Run.
[HISSES]
It's the king-size candy bars.
[VAMPIRES GROWL]
No, Rigby.
It's too dangerous.
We came all this way.
I'm not leaving without 'em.
Dude, get me two. I don't care
what the sign says.
[HISSES]
No.
[GRUNTS]
Huh? What?
Aah.
[HISSES]
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHS]
[BATS SQUEAKING]
Rigby.
I got the peanut butter cups.
Wait.
These aren't king-size.
They're count-size.
No. No.
No-o-o.
Okay, but so then
you are an umpire?
I was, but now I am
a vampire umpire. A vumpire.
Oh, I get it.
Sure, that makes sense.
Man, this candy
doesn't taste good at all.
Yeah, once you're a vampire,
you pretty much only want blood.
Cashews are good, too.
Oh, yeah. Also cashews.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CHILDREN: Trick-or-treat.
Are you ready
for some real tasty treats?
Are we ever.
[ALL LAUGH]
And then we all realized
the moral implications
of what we were doing
and decided to work out a deal
with the local blood bank.
The end.
What do you think, Recap?
Well, I don't have any blood,
so I couldn't really find
an entry point for me
in the story.
My fear-o-meter
seems to be stuck at two.
[ALARM BLARING]
What was that?
To the bridge.
What the...
We're off course.
Something's
affecting our path.
That's just not possible.
Unless...
COMPUTER: Warning.
Collision with black hole
imminent.
Uh, that's a little scarier
than Eileen's story.
[ALARM BLARING]
Oka-a-ay.
So I already know this is bad,
but what are we looking at?
It's a black hole, Rigby.
We'll be pulled into
the event horizon in 15 minutes
if we don't regain control.
On it.
Oh, this is terrible.
What happen if we're sucked into
a black hole?
Well, one theory says
that we would just travel to
another part of the universe.
Another is that
as we approach the singularity,
we'll be stretched as thin
as strands of spaghetti.
This spaghettification,
as it were,
would be horrible agony
and pain forever.
Hey, who wants to hear
another story?
This is a story about
the scariest thing of all--
a lousy roommate.
The dome space-cred balance
had dwindled to almost zero,
and times
were only getting tougher.
Bros, there's
eight hungry people living here.
Did you seriously
just split that "O" once?
The only way we could see
out of this rough patch
was to bring in
some extra income.
But finding a roommate
wasn't easy.
So, do you have
a lot of guests over?
I mean, we're not opposed
to visitors.
It's that we have a lot of
people in the house already,
so...
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'm pregnant.
Would you spend
a lot of time out on the town,
or are you at home more?
More time at home.
I'm really into scrapbooking.
I always keep a lock of hair
from the roommates I eat.
What kind of activities
do you enjoy?
Who knew there so many ways
to be unacceptable?
Well, that's
the last of 'em.
All in favour
of robbing the space bank
in lieu of getting
a new roommate?
ALL: Aye.
Hey, it looks like
there's one more.
Oh, hello.
Okay, let's get down to
the interview, then.
Do you have any weird habits
we should know about?
Do you, like, play the bassoon
in the middle of the night
or anything?
Can you pay the rent?
Huddle.
I don't know.
She seems kind of creepy.
Doesn't seem to be
the most articulate, either.
But she can pay the rent.
That's all that matters.
Yes.
When can you move in?
So, we're gonna need the deposit
up front.
Shannon had everything
we were looking for
in a roommate,
but it didn't take long
for us to realize
that we might've made
a mistake.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Hello? Shannon?
Do you think
you might be finished
with your shower soon?
Yeah.
Don't make me wash my chimis
in the kitchen sink, amiga.
Can someone please tell me
why there's a soda can
in the trash
and soiled tissues
in recycling?
Aw.
[FLUSHES]
[GRUNTS]
Hey, has anyone seen
my sandwich nibblers
or my chippy squares
or my creamy nugs?
[BELCHES]
You know, the plunger's
right next to the toilet
and not that complicated.
[SIREN WAILS]
I can't believe this.
All she ever does
is binge-watch
Carter and Briggs.
I haven't been able to do
any of my TV stuff all week.
Shannon tried to make up
her shortcomings
in other ways.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[ROARS]
But it wasn't enough.
It was time to kick her out.
MAN: Carter and Briggs...
Shannon, we're not gonna take
your dirty money anymore.
We've got to talk to you
about a few things.
[GROWLS]
Hey, Shannon.
We're trying to talk to you.
You have to leave,
Shannon.
Uhh, she's not
listening to us at all.
Carter--
[ROARS]
[SHRIEKS]
Stay back.
[Both scream]
Hey, guys. Just wanted to
get some face... time?
[TAIL STABS; GRUNTS]
Whoa. Chance, you okay?
Well, as a "hole,"
I've definitely felt better.
That chick
really likes her TV.
Uhh. We got to find her.
Let's split up.
[SING-SONG] Hello?
Uh, Shannon?
Uh, Shannon?
Look, we really need you
to leave, all right?
BENSON: We'll even give you
your full deposit back.
Ha. Darn.
Shannon!
Hey, there's a note.
Let's see.
"Dear roommates,
"I'm sorry for all the trouble
I've caused.
"I've been really uncool,
and that wasn't cool of me.
Please accept
my heartfelt apologies."
Pretty cool of her
to admit that.
"Turn over for more.
Just kidding."
[STAMMERS]
[SNARLS]
[SCREAMS]
[CLANKING]
[WHIMPERS]
Bad show.
[GASPING]
Are you all right?
What happened?
[PANTING] T-The robot.
Shannon disassembled him,
but then she disappeared.
[CRYING]
There's miles of ductwork
in the dome.
Uhh. She'll be here forever.
Great. Not only is she
a murderous monster,
she's a squatter now, too.
This has gone far enough.
Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
[♪♪♪]
All right.
Everyone ready?
Ready.
Ready.
Phase 16 is a go.
[♪♪♪]
No.
Aah.
[TIRES SCREECH]
[GROWLS]
[SIRENS WAILING]
Come on.
Come on.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Target is in place.
Move. Move.
Hm-hm.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SNARLS]
[GROWLING AND SNARLING]
[SNARLING]
She's gaining, dude. Hurry.
I'm going.
I'm going.
[SNARLING]
We're almost
at the minidome.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SHRIEKS]
Flame on.
[SHRIEKS]
There's the airlock. Jump.
[SNARLING]
Carter and Briggs.
Now.
Huh?
Open the external door
to suck her out into space.
Uh, why didn't anything happen?
[GROWLS]
[LAUGHS]
Huh? But I pressed the...
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Her acid
melted the wires.
No.
Now we're
stuck with her forever.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Hey, Shannon,
you're being evicted.
Let me show you the door.
[SNARLS AND GRUNTS]
Muscle Man!
I didn't have time to
think this all the way through.
I kind of wish
I didn't do this now.
Nobody touch my stu-u-u-ff.
RIGBY: Muscle Man's sacrifice
was noble.
Shannon was finally gone,
but we were left with
a dilemma.
Now we needed two roommates.
[♪♪♪]
You know, I think this time,
we made the right decision.
Definitely.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
You're gonna be a great mom.
The end. Well?
Eh, I don't know.
It was kind of scary.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Guys, Guys.
Guys.
We weren't able to steer away
from the black hole.
We're going in.
[ALL SCREAMING]
BENSON: Huh?
Are we alive?
It's spaghettification.
This is what happens
in a black hole.
Could be worse.
Doesn't hurt.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
But wait. Where's Pops?
Yoo-hoo-hoo.
Over here.
Spaghetti-
and-meatballification.
Cool. Huh?
It's...
[SNIFFS] Parmesan... cheese?
[ALL SCREAMING]
Good evening.
I'm astrophysicist
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Oh, you can't be saved now.
You see, when you entered
the black hole's event horizon,
your destiny
was sealed by science
and then finished up by me,
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
ALL: No.
Sorry, guys.
It's nothing personal.
This is just how
the universe works.
Spaghettification is real.
And delicious. Happy Halloween.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]