Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 18 - Alpha Dome - full transcript
Mordeby and Rigbecai: Mordecai and Rigby mess around with a teleportation machine, and you can pretty much imagine how this one goes. / Alpha Dome: The guys confront some people.
[RIGBY SNORING]
Rigby.
Aah.
We're rocketing through space
at warp speed,
and you're asleep
at the controls?
It's on autopilot.
That means I don't have to
push any buttons.
Believe me, I tried to push
a lot of different buttons.
Eileen, how close are we
to the rendezvous point?
We should be coming out of warp
right about...
[BEEP]
now.
It's just empty space.
Maybe Buttons McGee
over here
sent us to
the wrong coordinates.
Wow, Skips,
that's a really insightful name
for Rigby.
Thanks. I been reading
some books.
Wait. What's that?
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alpha Dome found.
Piloted by Mary Stone, John...
Alpha Dome?
It's the first dome
sent into space.
Yeah, I know.
Then why were you asking?
I wasn't asking.
I was just surprised.
It sounded like
you were asking.
I wasn't asking.
Steve Mikulski.
Dome status: unknown.
Hail them.
Now hailing.
[RINGING]
They're not answering.
[ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS]
FEMALE VOICE: At the tone,
please record your message.
[BEEP]
Hang up, hang up, hang up.
Ahh. Rawls' coordinates
brought us here.
There must be something
important in that dome.
Skips, take Mordecai and Rigby
and check it out.
But be careful.
We got to be on the lookout
for anyone
trying to get to Pops.
Starting
dome docking procedure.
Careful.
Whatever stopped the dome
could be waiting
to stop us, too.
[RUSTLING]
Aah.
[WHIMPERS]
[CLUCKS]
ALL: Huh?
[ALL GASP]
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: Whoa.
SKIPS: Interesting.
Or whoa.
I don't know.
[GASPS] Visitors.
Visitors, everyone.
[EXCITED CHATTER]
Unique.
I think that's
Captain Mary Stone.
Good morrow,
gentlemen.
We don't get
many visitors.
From where
have you come?
Oh, from that other dome
right there.
Do you have something for us,
or do you know why our computer
brought us here?
Computer?
Is that the name
of your horse?
Oh, what a lovely name
for a horse.
Eh... would you mind telling us
what year it is?
Why, it's the year of
our Silas--1690.
ALL: 1690?
Huddle up, boys.
Something's wrong here.
These people
are stuck in the past.
Why can't we just tell them
it's the future?
The truth could send them
into total shock.
But Rawls must have sent us
to Alpha Dome for something.
Follow my lead.
Ahem. Excuse me, madam.
Wouldst thou
know where to find
the leader
of this good township?
Why, you're speaking
of our town father--
Silas the Wise.
Praise Silas.
ALL: Praise Silas.
Somebody praising my name?
ALL: Silas.
He-e-y.
Did I carry you well,
Silas?
What was that?
Did my carriage speaketh?
I don't want to have to get
a new carriage.
No, Silas.
Your carriage spoke not.
Your carriage shall carry you
until its wheels fall off
from its crippling
calcium deposits.
Good.
Boy, feed the carriage.
Ooh. My buckle and hat.
Who are these newcomers?
They came here on a horse
named Computer.
Computer?
My, what a wonderful name
for a horse.
Good sir, are you not
the Steve Mikulski
from the crew photo?
Pho... to?
Ha. What a hilarious word
with so many sounds.
Mary, these people
are quite funny.
Excellent discovery.
Have some hay.
Uhh. Couldst thou just take us
to your control room--
Silas. Silas.
Steffen has accidentally
buckled his shoe
to his hat agin.
[SIGHS] These simple creatures.
Silas' work is never done.
While you're busy with this,
would you or... thine
mind if we take a look around?
Hah. Of course not.
Consider thyselves
the honoured guests
of Silas the Wise.
Hmm.
ALL: Whoa.
MORDECAI:
The Alpha Dome bridge?
This place is a pigsty.
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
[ALL SCREAM]
Huuh.
Man, what is up
with this place?
That computer's
got to know why were here.
This is Steve Mikulski,
journal entry 4-6-2-7.
It's Day One
after The Incident.
We had just warped into
our coordinates.
[ALL GASP]
What's going on?
It's a time anomaly.
It's sucking us in.
Redirect power
to stabilizers.
Redirecting.
Hold her steady, Steven.
Calculating an 80% chance
of getting ripped apart.
90%. 95%.
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to die
right here with the ship.
Things were looking grim.
[BEEPING]
[RAPID BEEPING]
Auxiliary engines now, Steven.
Steven?
So... I heroically sprinted
to the time-proof shed.
[PANTING]
When I got out of the shed,
nothing had happened to me,
but everybody else
had regressed to pilgrim times.
Good morrow.
Good day to you.
Horse and buggy.
Buckle and hat.
Even Captain Stone
remembered nothing.
Good morrow, sir.
What be your given name, sir?
Uh...
Silas.
Silas the Wise.
Day Two.
I think I'm the smartest person
on the ship or something.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAM]
[CLICK]
[ALL SCREAM]
[YELLING]
That's right, bow in fear.
I am the great Silas.
Silas the all-powerful.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
What the...
Benson, Alpha Dome
went through a time vortex,
and the crew
regressed to pilgrims.
Ahh. How are we gonna get
the info we need from them?
We've got to figure out a way
to turn Alpha Dome
back to normal.
Can you send the coordinates
of the time anomaly?
Uh, yeah. Stand by.
It's not far from here.
If we push them the other way
through the vortex,
it should reverse
the time effects
and bring Alpha Dome
back to present day.
Okay. Eileen,
plot the course.
Muscle Man,
you've got the helm.
You guys,
get out of Alpha Dome.
ALL: Right.
Not so fast.
I've had enough of
your snooping around.
Look, the jig is up,
Steve.
No. Never.
[GRUNTS]
Ahh. We'll find him.
There's nowhere to hide.
You won't get away with this.
I can do whatever I want.
Let's deal with them
the 1690s way.
[CHEERING]
Aw, yeah.
Pilgrim witch trial-style.
They are doubters
of the word of Silas.
These outsiders dabble in
the su-u-upernatural.
[ALL GASP]
Look what I found
amongst their belongings.
Dude, why'd you bring that?
I don't know. I thought
if we had downtime...
By pressing this witch artefact,
this little man jumps.
[ALL GASP]
Wait a minute.
Wallace Marco here,
proprietor of the dirt farm.
Quick question,
my Silas.
Like, what makes
that witchery evil
and the witchery
you use to rule us good?
I mean,
it's confusing, right?
Witch. Wallace is a witch.
No, I--
Witch, Witch, Witch.
Where is the final unbeliever?
Show yourself.
[GROWLS]
BENSON: Skips. Skips, come in.
Where are we
in saving Mordecai and Rigby?
Working on it.
Okay. We're gonna
move the domes into position.
Begin manoeuvres.
EILEEN: Got it.
Now, with a flash
of my future laser,
I signal the execution
of these--
[CRASH]
Aah.
Wait. What?
The heavens are shaking.
These are witch tremors.
It's a sign. They are witches.
[YELLING]
Yeah, you're right.
Huh?
Quit trying to laser
my friends.
[SCREAMING]
BOTH: Skips.
To the escape pod.
Uhh.
When we get close enough,
we've got to break away.
Careful. If we don't
do it just right,
we'll go forward in time, too.
I'm not ready
for my future yet.
Ha.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GRUNT]
You just had to meddle
in my affairs.
But joke's on you.
If you push us
back through the vortex,
I'll just get smarter.
Rrr, he's right.
Wait. Is he right?
Now say hello
to the smartest man in the dome,
and then say goodbye.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
Hold.
Hold.
[BEEPING]
Point of no return imminent.
[RAPID BEEPING]
Disengage.
Heh heh heh heh.
[GROWLS]
Aah.
No, no. Stop.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[BOTH COUGH]
No. No, no. Wait.
I need to be out there.
No. I'm too late.
ALL: Steve,
you've been a jerk.
Mary,
what happened to you?
Due to vortical flux, we're now
super-advanced energy beings
from the year 3300,
give or take.
Thank you for putting Steve
in his place.
We're gonna keep him as a pet
from the early 21st century.
Here, eat this hay.
[GAGS]
I'm glad things
are back to normal... ish.
But we still don't know
why we were brought here.
Oh. We were instructed by Rawls
to give you this map.
Aw, man.
Another set of coordinates?
Why didn't Rawls
give these to us
in the first place?
We needed
to hide your path.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Rigby.
Aah.
We're rocketing through space
at warp speed,
and you're asleep
at the controls?
It's on autopilot.
That means I don't have to
push any buttons.
Believe me, I tried to push
a lot of different buttons.
Eileen, how close are we
to the rendezvous point?
We should be coming out of warp
right about...
[BEEP]
now.
It's just empty space.
Maybe Buttons McGee
over here
sent us to
the wrong coordinates.
Wow, Skips,
that's a really insightful name
for Rigby.
Thanks. I been reading
some books.
Wait. What's that?
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alpha Dome found.
Piloted by Mary Stone, John...
Alpha Dome?
It's the first dome
sent into space.
Yeah, I know.
Then why were you asking?
I wasn't asking.
I was just surprised.
It sounded like
you were asking.
I wasn't asking.
Steve Mikulski.
Dome status: unknown.
Hail them.
Now hailing.
[RINGING]
They're not answering.
[ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS]
FEMALE VOICE: At the tone,
please record your message.
[BEEP]
Hang up, hang up, hang up.
Ahh. Rawls' coordinates
brought us here.
There must be something
important in that dome.
Skips, take Mordecai and Rigby
and check it out.
But be careful.
We got to be on the lookout
for anyone
trying to get to Pops.
Starting
dome docking procedure.
Careful.
Whatever stopped the dome
could be waiting
to stop us, too.
[RUSTLING]
Aah.
[WHIMPERS]
[CLUCKS]
ALL: Huh?
[ALL GASP]
MORDECAI AND RIGBY: Whoa.
SKIPS: Interesting.
Or whoa.
I don't know.
[GASPS] Visitors.
Visitors, everyone.
[EXCITED CHATTER]
Unique.
I think that's
Captain Mary Stone.
Good morrow,
gentlemen.
We don't get
many visitors.
From where
have you come?
Oh, from that other dome
right there.
Do you have something for us,
or do you know why our computer
brought us here?
Computer?
Is that the name
of your horse?
Oh, what a lovely name
for a horse.
Eh... would you mind telling us
what year it is?
Why, it's the year of
our Silas--1690.
ALL: 1690?
Huddle up, boys.
Something's wrong here.
These people
are stuck in the past.
Why can't we just tell them
it's the future?
The truth could send them
into total shock.
But Rawls must have sent us
to Alpha Dome for something.
Follow my lead.
Ahem. Excuse me, madam.
Wouldst thou
know where to find
the leader
of this good township?
Why, you're speaking
of our town father--
Silas the Wise.
Praise Silas.
ALL: Praise Silas.
Somebody praising my name?
ALL: Silas.
He-e-y.
Did I carry you well,
Silas?
What was that?
Did my carriage speaketh?
I don't want to have to get
a new carriage.
No, Silas.
Your carriage spoke not.
Your carriage shall carry you
until its wheels fall off
from its crippling
calcium deposits.
Good.
Boy, feed the carriage.
Ooh. My buckle and hat.
Who are these newcomers?
They came here on a horse
named Computer.
Computer?
My, what a wonderful name
for a horse.
Good sir, are you not
the Steve Mikulski
from the crew photo?
Pho... to?
Ha. What a hilarious word
with so many sounds.
Mary, these people
are quite funny.
Excellent discovery.
Have some hay.
Uhh. Couldst thou just take us
to your control room--
Silas. Silas.
Steffen has accidentally
buckled his shoe
to his hat agin.
[SIGHS] These simple creatures.
Silas' work is never done.
While you're busy with this,
would you or... thine
mind if we take a look around?
Hah. Of course not.
Consider thyselves
the honoured guests
of Silas the Wise.
Hmm.
ALL: Whoa.
MORDECAI:
The Alpha Dome bridge?
This place is a pigsty.
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
[ALL SCREAM]
Huuh.
Man, what is up
with this place?
That computer's
got to know why were here.
This is Steve Mikulski,
journal entry 4-6-2-7.
It's Day One
after The Incident.
We had just warped into
our coordinates.
[ALL GASP]
What's going on?
It's a time anomaly.
It's sucking us in.
Redirect power
to stabilizers.
Redirecting.
Hold her steady, Steven.
Calculating an 80% chance
of getting ripped apart.
90%. 95%.
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to die
right here with the ship.
Things were looking grim.
[BEEPING]
[RAPID BEEPING]
Auxiliary engines now, Steven.
Steven?
So... I heroically sprinted
to the time-proof shed.
[PANTING]
When I got out of the shed,
nothing had happened to me,
but everybody else
had regressed to pilgrim times.
Good morrow.
Good day to you.
Horse and buggy.
Buckle and hat.
Even Captain Stone
remembered nothing.
Good morrow, sir.
What be your given name, sir?
Uh...
Silas.
Silas the Wise.
Day Two.
I think I'm the smartest person
on the ship or something.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAM]
[CLICK]
[ALL SCREAM]
[YELLING]
That's right, bow in fear.
I am the great Silas.
Silas the all-powerful.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
What the...
Benson, Alpha Dome
went through a time vortex,
and the crew
regressed to pilgrims.
Ahh. How are we gonna get
the info we need from them?
We've got to figure out a way
to turn Alpha Dome
back to normal.
Can you send the coordinates
of the time anomaly?
Uh, yeah. Stand by.
It's not far from here.
If we push them the other way
through the vortex,
it should reverse
the time effects
and bring Alpha Dome
back to present day.
Okay. Eileen,
plot the course.
Muscle Man,
you've got the helm.
You guys,
get out of Alpha Dome.
ALL: Right.
Not so fast.
I've had enough of
your snooping around.
Look, the jig is up,
Steve.
No. Never.
[GRUNTS]
Ahh. We'll find him.
There's nowhere to hide.
You won't get away with this.
I can do whatever I want.
Let's deal with them
the 1690s way.
[CHEERING]
Aw, yeah.
Pilgrim witch trial-style.
They are doubters
of the word of Silas.
These outsiders dabble in
the su-u-upernatural.
[ALL GASP]
Look what I found
amongst their belongings.
Dude, why'd you bring that?
I don't know. I thought
if we had downtime...
By pressing this witch artefact,
this little man jumps.
[ALL GASP]
Wait a minute.
Wallace Marco here,
proprietor of the dirt farm.
Quick question,
my Silas.
Like, what makes
that witchery evil
and the witchery
you use to rule us good?
I mean,
it's confusing, right?
Witch. Wallace is a witch.
No, I--
Witch, Witch, Witch.
Where is the final unbeliever?
Show yourself.
[GROWLS]
BENSON: Skips. Skips, come in.
Where are we
in saving Mordecai and Rigby?
Working on it.
Okay. We're gonna
move the domes into position.
Begin manoeuvres.
EILEEN: Got it.
Now, with a flash
of my future laser,
I signal the execution
of these--
[CRASH]
Aah.
Wait. What?
The heavens are shaking.
These are witch tremors.
It's a sign. They are witches.
[YELLING]
Yeah, you're right.
Huh?
Quit trying to laser
my friends.
[SCREAMING]
BOTH: Skips.
To the escape pod.
Uhh.
When we get close enough,
we've got to break away.
Careful. If we don't
do it just right,
we'll go forward in time, too.
I'm not ready
for my future yet.
Ha.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL GRUNT]
You just had to meddle
in my affairs.
But joke's on you.
If you push us
back through the vortex,
I'll just get smarter.
Rrr, he's right.
Wait. Is he right?
Now say hello
to the smartest man in the dome,
and then say goodbye.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
Hold.
Hold.
[BEEPING]
Point of no return imminent.
[RAPID BEEPING]
Disengage.
Heh heh heh heh.
[GROWLS]
Aah.
No, no. Stop.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[BOTH COUGH]
No. No, no. Wait.
I need to be out there.
No. I'm too late.
ALL: Steve,
you've been a jerk.
Mary,
what happened to you?
Due to vortical flux, we're now
super-advanced energy beings
from the year 3300,
give or take.
Thank you for putting Steve
in his place.
We're gonna keep him as a pet
from the early 21st century.
Here, eat this hay.
[GAGS]
I'm glad things
are back to normal... ish.
But we still don't know
why we were brought here.
Oh. We were instructed by Rawls
to give you this map.
Aw, man.
Another set of coordinates?
Why didn't Rawls
give these to us
in the first place?
We needed
to hide your path.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]