Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 12 - Stuck in an Elevator - full transcript
Mordecai and Rigby want to go to a reunion concert.
[GRUNTS]
Fist Pump.
ANNOUNCER: One night only.
Fist Pump has come out of
retirement slash prison
for one last show,
their "Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert
and Laser Light Show
Extravaganza."
[BOTH CHEER]
The U.N. banned Fist Pump
from playing the show
anywhere on Earth
for being quote
incredibly dangerous.
Well, guess what, Earth.
Fist Pump didn't think
you were even that cool,
anyways.
Fist Pump has left
that dusty old marble
and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"
to the vast expanse
of space.... space.
Tonight, come pump your fists
with Fist Pump
in the Space Tree Observatory
at the very top of the tree.
Space Tree is not liable for
any harm, burns, explosions,
smoke inhalation, blindness,
eardrum degradation,
boils, literal face-melting,
or other injuries
that may occur.
[BOTH CHEER]
Man, I never thought
I'd be so excited
for a Fist Pump show.
I must really be
missing Earth junk.
Well, also, last time,
we worked all day
to afford tickets
and ended up sleeping through
the entire show.
[CHEERING]
The universe is giving us
a second chance
for redemption.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
This time, we got our tickets
two weeks in advance.
Two tickets for-- Aah.
We took a long space nap.
We both downloaded
this sweet lighter app
for slow power ballads.
And we still have two hours
to get to the show early.
Let's do this.
BOTH: Fist Pump.
[BOTH CHEER]
Aw, what?
How come the tubes
get you to the top of
the Space Tree in five seconds,
but the line takes two hours?
Don't worry, dude.
I planned for this.
I know a secret elevator.
It'll take two hours to get to
the top of the Space Tree,
but there's no line.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Dude, nice work.
Follow me, dude.
Whoa. A Lift Master.
Classic.
Yay-ah.
The 4,000 series is one of
my favourite Lift-Master models.
Oh, it's on my top five
for sure.
BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BOTH: Fust Pump, Fist Pump,
Fist Pump, Fist Pump.
No way.
Their best music video was where
they drove that truck
With the big fist on the front
into that high school.
And the they're all like--
[IMITATES GUITAR RIFF]
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, yeah.
And then all the teachers
get turned into swimsuit models.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
So stupid.
[♪♪♪]
Here's the best part.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Huh?
[BOTH YELL AND GROAN]
Rigby, what the heck
did you do?
Don't worry. I just hit
the "stop" button.
No big deal.
All I gotta do
is press the button
for the top floor.
Dude, we're not moving.
Heh heh heh.
Just press the button.
[SCREAMS]
Try hitting
the stop button again.
Oh, yeah.
[BUZZ]
Nothing.
Here, let me try.
Come on. Come on.
We're gonna be late
for Fist Pump.
Dude, you gotta
press it harder. Huuh.
Rigby,
you're gonna break it.
Look, we'll try
the call box.
Maybe they need to
reset the system or something.
[BEEP]
[BUZZES]
♪ Baby, baby ♪
Hello? Hello?
Dude, no one's answering.
Okay, okay, don't panic.
What did we do when we were
stuck in that meat locker?
Help.
Help.
Get us out of here.
The emergency phone's
not working.
Wait a sec.
We've got our own phones.
Oh, yeah.
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Aw, man.
I don't have any reception.
Hmm, I think I'm getting
a little something over here.
Give me a boost.
[GRUNTS]
Almost got it.
Where'd it go?
Rigby.
[BEEPS]
Ha. One bar.
[BUZZES]
Oh, sweet.
There's an update
for the lighter app.
Now they also have a blow torch,
a glow stick,
and-- Whoa. A tiki torch.
See, Mordecai?
See? See? See the tiki torch?
Rigby, just call for help.
Chill, man.
This'll just take a second.
Got to have my sweet lighter
for Fist Pump.
[BUZZES]
Hmm.
What is it?
My battery just died.
What?
Oof.
Rigby, you idiot.
Why'd you have to break
the elevator?
We were this close
to seeing Fist Pump.
Instead, we're stuck here
in this tiny little box.
And it'll probably
be hours
before anyone notices
we're gone.
Plus, who knows how long
it'll take 'em
to get us out of here?
It's just a good thing
your claustrophobia's
not acting up.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
Aah, aah, aah, aah.
Dude, will you relax?
[BUZZING]
Three, four, five.
That's the last time
you... throw...
a dance party, maggots.
[BEEPING]
No one's answering.
We're trapped.
It's cool, man.
We're gonna be okay.
You don't know that.
[HYPERVENTILATING]
I can't breathe.
This shirt's too tight.
Uhh.
[SOBS]
Rigby.
The only thing left to do
is to pose our bodies
so we leave behind
cool-looking skeletons.
We're not gonna die
in here.
Let me get that.
We had a good run, man.
We're gonna
get out of here, okay?
So just focus on
thinking about good things,
like hot wings,
Strong Johns,
Cheezers.
Cheezers.
I wish they had a Cheezers
on the Space Tree.
Yeah. But we've got most of
the stuff we had back on Earth,
so it's still pretty cool.
Yeah, but what are we gonna do
when we leave the Space Tree
to go on our mission?
I don't know.
What are we gonna do?
Who knows what it's
gonna be like out there?
Might totally suck.
Yeah.
And good luck getting Rawls
to tell you anything about it.
And, dude,
we don't even know
when we're going back to Earth
or if we're going back.
Mordecai?
You know, even if we
get out of this elevator,
we're still trapped inside
a big metal box
floating through space.
Any illusions we once had
of being masters of our fate
have been forfeited
to a man
who'd rather preoccupy us
with push-ups
than prepare us
for whatever horrors
await us out there
in the cold infinite abyss.
Dude, Mordecai,
it's cool, man.
No, Rigby, it's not.
You know,
Fist Pump's a dumb band,
but we may have just missed
our last chance
to ever see
another rock concert.
I miss Earth.
♪ All alone ♪
♪ In the world tonight ♪
[MOANS]
♪ Got nothing left ♪
♪ To even put up a fight ♪
[GRUNTS] No.
We're not missing
Fist Pump again.
This might be
our last chance
to enjoy one of our
favourite things from Earth.
Get up.
Dude, it wasn't meant to be.
Let's just wait here
till someone saves us
or till we starve to death.
I don't care. Whatever.
Get... up.
Dude, I-- Ow.
Ooh. Okay. Okay.
Quit it. Sheesh.
Now I'm standing. Happy?
Hold still.
Uh, ah. Ooh. Hey.
[RIGBY GRUNTS]
I can see our floor.
Get up here.
We're climbing.
[GROANS] Fine.
[GRUNTING]
Must... see... Fist Pump.
This is the floor.
Come on, man.
Ehh.
[GROWLS] Hello?
Anybody out there? Help.
Whoo.
Fist Pump.
Anyone?
Dude, nobody can hear us.
Eh, useless.
Uh, there's an open vent
up here.
Follow me. Uhh.
Dude, come on.
Fine.
[GRUNTS]
Where do you think
this thing goes?
I don't know,
but it doesn't feel very sta--
[GROANS]
[MOANS]
Uh, are we still in
the Space Tree?
We can't be too far
from the observatory.
Let's keep moving.
[SCREECHING]
What was that?
I don't know, dude.
I can't see a thing.
Something's in here with us.
Dude, get out
that lighter app.
[GASPS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BATS SCREECHING]
CREATURE:
You dare wake my children?
[GASPS]
You dare disturb
their peaceful sleep?
You must be punished.
I will throw you both into
the Bottomless Pit
of Eternal Darkness.
[WHIMPERS]
Ha ha.
Pretty scary, right?
Well, I mean, yeah,
I guess it is. Sure.
Come on, man. It's terrifying.
I put a lot of work into it.
Well, it's just that it...
doesn't look
that bottomless?
Yeah, exactly what
I was gonna say.
You know, wait. I think
I can actually see the bottom.
Silence.
All right, all right.
We were just trying to go see
our favourite band play.
It might be our last chance ever
to see Fist Pump.
I don't care what you--
Wait. What?
Did you say Fist Pump?
Hey. I haven't heard that name
since I left Earth.
Yeah, dude. They're playing at
the top of the Space Tree.
I stowed away under their bus
for their entire
"Fresh Outta Prison" tour
three years ago.
Those were good times.
But then I met my wife,
had a couple hundred children,
and then she wanted to
move out to space
to be closer to her family.
So here I am,
five minutes from the in-laws
and a million miles away
from the nearest rock concert.
And all I have to show for it
is a pit that isn't even
that bottomless.
[SIGHS]
Sometimes I really miss Earth.
[GASPS] Do they
still have pizza there?
Yeah.
Do they still not let giant bats
into pizza parlours?
Yeah.
Dude, Fist Pump
is playing right now.
Well, my wife's
gonna be at her book club
for another couple hours.
What do you say we sneak off
to a concert? Huh?
Cool.
Cool.
♪ Come on,
Sing with all your might ♪
♪ Let it out,
It's Saturday night ♪
♪ Lazers 4 lyfe ♪
Dude, watch out.
Yeah, you better hold on.
I don't know
if this is gonna work.
Aah.
Aah.
♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
BOTH: Aw, yeah-yeah.
♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ The music's loud
For hanging out ♪
Fist Pump, Fist Pump,
Fist Pump, Fist Pump.
Aah. My eyes.
[CHEERING]
[RIGBY SCREAMS]
[CHEERING]
Ha ha. Just kidding.
I'm already blind.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Doesn't even hurt.
Dude, space is pretty cool.
Yeah, it is.
Fist Pump.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Fist Pump.
ANNOUNCER: One night only.
Fist Pump has come out of
retirement slash prison
for one last show,
their "Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert
and Laser Light Show
Extravaganza."
[BOTH CHEER]
The U.N. banned Fist Pump
from playing the show
anywhere on Earth
for being quote
incredibly dangerous.
Well, guess what, Earth.
Fist Pump didn't think
you were even that cool,
anyways.
Fist Pump has left
that dusty old marble
and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"
to the vast expanse
of space.... space.
Tonight, come pump your fists
with Fist Pump
in the Space Tree Observatory
at the very top of the tree.
Space Tree is not liable for
any harm, burns, explosions,
smoke inhalation, blindness,
eardrum degradation,
boils, literal face-melting,
or other injuries
that may occur.
[BOTH CHEER]
Man, I never thought
I'd be so excited
for a Fist Pump show.
I must really be
missing Earth junk.
Well, also, last time,
we worked all day
to afford tickets
and ended up sleeping through
the entire show.
[CHEERING]
The universe is giving us
a second chance
for redemption.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
This time, we got our tickets
two weeks in advance.
Two tickets for-- Aah.
We took a long space nap.
We both downloaded
this sweet lighter app
for slow power ballads.
And we still have two hours
to get to the show early.
Let's do this.
BOTH: Fist Pump.
[BOTH CHEER]
Aw, what?
How come the tubes
get you to the top of
the Space Tree in five seconds,
but the line takes two hours?
Don't worry, dude.
I planned for this.
I know a secret elevator.
It'll take two hours to get to
the top of the Space Tree,
but there's no line.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Dude, nice work.
Follow me, dude.
Whoa. A Lift Master.
Classic.
Yay-ah.
The 4,000 series is one of
my favourite Lift-Master models.
Oh, it's on my top five
for sure.
BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BOTH: Fust Pump, Fist Pump,
Fist Pump, Fist Pump.
No way.
Their best music video was where
they drove that truck
With the big fist on the front
into that high school.
And the they're all like--
[IMITATES GUITAR RIFF]
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, yeah.
And then all the teachers
get turned into swimsuit models.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
So stupid.
[♪♪♪]
Here's the best part.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
Huh?
[BOTH YELL AND GROAN]
Rigby, what the heck
did you do?
Don't worry. I just hit
the "stop" button.
No big deal.
All I gotta do
is press the button
for the top floor.
Dude, we're not moving.
Heh heh heh.
Just press the button.
[SCREAMS]
Try hitting
the stop button again.
Oh, yeah.
[BUZZ]
Nothing.
Here, let me try.
Come on. Come on.
We're gonna be late
for Fist Pump.
Dude, you gotta
press it harder. Huuh.
Rigby,
you're gonna break it.
Look, we'll try
the call box.
Maybe they need to
reset the system or something.
[BEEP]
[BUZZES]
♪ Baby, baby ♪
Hello? Hello?
Dude, no one's answering.
Okay, okay, don't panic.
What did we do when we were
stuck in that meat locker?
Help.
Help.
Get us out of here.
The emergency phone's
not working.
Wait a sec.
We've got our own phones.
Oh, yeah.
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Aw, man.
I don't have any reception.
Hmm, I think I'm getting
a little something over here.
Give me a boost.
[GRUNTS]
Almost got it.
Where'd it go?
Rigby.
[BEEPS]
Ha. One bar.
[BUZZES]
Oh, sweet.
There's an update
for the lighter app.
Now they also have a blow torch,
a glow stick,
and-- Whoa. A tiki torch.
See, Mordecai?
See? See? See the tiki torch?
Rigby, just call for help.
Chill, man.
This'll just take a second.
Got to have my sweet lighter
for Fist Pump.
[BUZZES]
Hmm.
What is it?
My battery just died.
What?
Oof.
Rigby, you idiot.
Why'd you have to break
the elevator?
We were this close
to seeing Fist Pump.
Instead, we're stuck here
in this tiny little box.
And it'll probably
be hours
before anyone notices
we're gone.
Plus, who knows how long
it'll take 'em
to get us out of here?
It's just a good thing
your claustrophobia's
not acting up.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
Aah, aah, aah, aah.
Dude, will you relax?
[BUZZING]
Three, four, five.
That's the last time
you... throw...
a dance party, maggots.
[BEEPING]
No one's answering.
We're trapped.
It's cool, man.
We're gonna be okay.
You don't know that.
[HYPERVENTILATING]
I can't breathe.
This shirt's too tight.
Uhh.
[SOBS]
Rigby.
The only thing left to do
is to pose our bodies
so we leave behind
cool-looking skeletons.
We're not gonna die
in here.
Let me get that.
We had a good run, man.
We're gonna
get out of here, okay?
So just focus on
thinking about good things,
like hot wings,
Strong Johns,
Cheezers.
Cheezers.
I wish they had a Cheezers
on the Space Tree.
Yeah. But we've got most of
the stuff we had back on Earth,
so it's still pretty cool.
Yeah, but what are we gonna do
when we leave the Space Tree
to go on our mission?
I don't know.
What are we gonna do?
Who knows what it's
gonna be like out there?
Might totally suck.
Yeah.
And good luck getting Rawls
to tell you anything about it.
And, dude,
we don't even know
when we're going back to Earth
or if we're going back.
Mordecai?
You know, even if we
get out of this elevator,
we're still trapped inside
a big metal box
floating through space.
Any illusions we once had
of being masters of our fate
have been forfeited
to a man
who'd rather preoccupy us
with push-ups
than prepare us
for whatever horrors
await us out there
in the cold infinite abyss.
Dude, Mordecai,
it's cool, man.
No, Rigby, it's not.
You know,
Fist Pump's a dumb band,
but we may have just missed
our last chance
to ever see
another rock concert.
I miss Earth.
♪ All alone ♪
♪ In the world tonight ♪
[MOANS]
♪ Got nothing left ♪
♪ To even put up a fight ♪
[GRUNTS] No.
We're not missing
Fist Pump again.
This might be
our last chance
to enjoy one of our
favourite things from Earth.
Get up.
Dude, it wasn't meant to be.
Let's just wait here
till someone saves us
or till we starve to death.
I don't care. Whatever.
Get... up.
Dude, I-- Ow.
Ooh. Okay. Okay.
Quit it. Sheesh.
Now I'm standing. Happy?
Hold still.
Uh, ah. Ooh. Hey.
[RIGBY GRUNTS]
I can see our floor.
Get up here.
We're climbing.
[GROANS] Fine.
[GRUNTING]
Must... see... Fist Pump.
This is the floor.
Come on, man.
Ehh.
[GROWLS] Hello?
Anybody out there? Help.
Whoo.
Fist Pump.
Anyone?
Dude, nobody can hear us.
Eh, useless.
Uh, there's an open vent
up here.
Follow me. Uhh.
Dude, come on.
Fine.
[GRUNTS]
Where do you think
this thing goes?
I don't know,
but it doesn't feel very sta--
[GROANS]
[MOANS]
Uh, are we still in
the Space Tree?
We can't be too far
from the observatory.
Let's keep moving.
[SCREECHING]
What was that?
I don't know, dude.
I can't see a thing.
Something's in here with us.
Dude, get out
that lighter app.
[GASPS]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BATS SCREECHING]
CREATURE:
You dare wake my children?
[GASPS]
You dare disturb
their peaceful sleep?
You must be punished.
I will throw you both into
the Bottomless Pit
of Eternal Darkness.
[WHIMPERS]
Ha ha.
Pretty scary, right?
Well, I mean, yeah,
I guess it is. Sure.
Come on, man. It's terrifying.
I put a lot of work into it.
Well, it's just that it...
doesn't look
that bottomless?
Yeah, exactly what
I was gonna say.
You know, wait. I think
I can actually see the bottom.
Silence.
All right, all right.
We were just trying to go see
our favourite band play.
It might be our last chance ever
to see Fist Pump.
I don't care what you--
Wait. What?
Did you say Fist Pump?
Hey. I haven't heard that name
since I left Earth.
Yeah, dude. They're playing at
the top of the Space Tree.
I stowed away under their bus
for their entire
"Fresh Outta Prison" tour
three years ago.
Those were good times.
But then I met my wife,
had a couple hundred children,
and then she wanted to
move out to space
to be closer to her family.
So here I am,
five minutes from the in-laws
and a million miles away
from the nearest rock concert.
And all I have to show for it
is a pit that isn't even
that bottomless.
[SIGHS]
Sometimes I really miss Earth.
[GASPS] Do they
still have pizza there?
Yeah.
Do they still not let giant bats
into pizza parlours?
Yeah.
Dude, Fist Pump
is playing right now.
Well, my wife's
gonna be at her book club
for another couple hours.
What do you say we sneak off
to a concert? Huh?
Cool.
Cool.
♪ Come on,
Sing with all your might ♪
♪ Let it out,
It's Saturday night ♪
♪ Lazers 4 lyfe ♪
Dude, watch out.
Yeah, you better hold on.
I don't know
if this is gonna work.
Aah.
Aah.
♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
BOTH: Aw, yeah-yeah.
♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ The music's loud
For hanging out ♪
Fist Pump, Fist Pump,
Fist Pump, Fist Pump.
Aah. My eyes.
[CHEERING]
[RIGBY SCREAMS]
[CHEERING]
Ha ha. Just kidding.
I'm already blind.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Doesn't even hurt.
Dude, space is pretty cool.
Yeah, it is.
Fist Pump.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]