Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 36 - Rigby's Graduation Day Special - full transcript
In a half hour special, Rigby has to give a speech at his high school graduation. The speech will be broadcast live on a TV show called "Inspire America," and Rigby wants to make it memorable.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[LAUGHING]
Mmm! Mmm!
[CHIRPING]
Hey, what's going on?
We're done. Dr. Langer
gave us the order
to pack up our stuff
and move out.
Well,
if you're all done,
then that means Pam and I aren't
working together anymore.
I could ask her out
on a date!
I got to find Pam!
MORDECAI:
Come on. Oh, man, come on!
Aah!
No, no, no!
[GASPS, COUGHING]
I win! Whoa!
Whatever! I don't even care,
'cause I'm graduating tomorrow!
And we gonna par-tay!
You ready for
my grad party, dude?!
Of course.
I'm on the planning committee.
Cool man!
What a year!
I've been learning and growing
and doing so much--
All while holding onto
a steady girlfriend!
I'm really amazing,
you know!
Man, the rate I'm going, I'll
probably get my college degree
before you get yours!
[LAUGHS]
Ha ha, yeah...
Well, in my past year, I got
really good at this video game!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hold that thought, dude.
Principal Dean?
Hello?
Come to school now?
Deadly serious?
I'll talk to you later.
Oh, no! Graduation's cancelled!
No graduation for Rigby!
Ha ha.
Ha-- Uh...
Come on, Principal Dean!
You can't fail me!
Who said anything
about failing you?
On the phone! You said
it was "deadly serious."
Okay, I can see how that
could sound ominous,
but this is
good news!
Are you familiar with
the television program
Inspire America?
You mean that cheesy show
with inspirational stories,
then everybody cries,
then everybody
dances at the end?
That's the one!
See, Rigby, apparently
you're an inspiration
to this country.
Most kids who drop out
don't come back, but you did.
So you, Rigby,
are gonna give this year's
graduation speech on TV!
But graduation's tomorrow!
Better get moving!
Oh
[♪♪♪]
[LAUGHING]
Mmm! Mmm!
[CHIRPING]
Hey, what's going on?
We're done. Dr. Langer
gave us the order
to pack up our stuff
and move out.
Well,
if you're all done,
then that means Pam and I aren't
working together anymore.
I could ask her out
on a date!
I got to find Pam!
MORDECAI:
Come on. Oh, man, come on!
Aah!
No, no, no!
[GASPS, COUGHING]
I win! Whoa!
Whatever! I don't even care,
'cause I'm graduating tomorrow!
And we gonna par-tay!
You ready for
my grad party, dude?!
Of course.
I'm on the planning committee.
Cool man!
What a year!
I've been learning and growing
and doing so much--
All while holding onto
a steady girlfriend!
I'm really amazing,
you know!
Man, the rate I'm going, I'll
probably get my college degree
before you get yours!
[LAUGHS]
Ha ha, yeah...
Well, in my past year, I got
really good at this video game!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hold that thought, dude.
Principal Dean?
Hello?
Come to school now?
Deadly serious?
I'll talk to you later.
Oh, no! Graduation's cancelled!
No graduation for Rigby!
Ha ha.
Ha-- Uh...
Come on, Principal Dean!
You can't fail me!
Who said anything
about failing you?
On the phone! You said
it was "deadly serious."
Okay, I can see how that
could sound ominous,
but this is
good news!
Are you familiar with
the television program
Inspire America?
You mean that cheesy show
with inspirational stories,
then everybody cries,
then everybody
dances at the end?
That's the one!
See, Rigby, apparently
you're an inspiration
to this country.
Most kids who drop out
don't come back, but you did.
So you, Rigby,
are gonna give this year's
graduation speech on TV!
But graduation's tomorrow!
Better get moving!
Oh