Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 1 - One Space Day at a Time - full transcript
Mortdecai and Rigby are doing their job and stumble upon a jewel that might change their lives.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMING]
Confusion, chaos.
That was the scene
in the city earlier today
as the park
blasted off into the sky.
Who is responsible?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I'm rich. No comment.
And it kind of
sounded like a kafwaw.
No, wait. I guess
it was more like a...
Boom. And-a parks
from different countries
around the world...
Have mysteriously
launched into space,
taking along with them...
Animals and...
[FRENCH ACCENT] My car. Hey.
Well,
all this reporter can do
is hope that everyone
is holding it together up
there.
[SCREAMING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Why am I still
wearing this thing?
Hyah.
There's no cell service.
I need to call my wife.
How am I gonna call my wife?
Be careful what you write
in your dream journal, Eileen.
You might just get it.
Oh, no. I'm lost forever.
We're gonna starve to death
and die out here.
We got to press
the button again.
No. We got to calm--
[GROANS]
Go back,
go back, go back, go back.
[CRIES]
I'm a high-school graduate.
I'm too young
to die in space.
[PANTS]
[ALL BLUBBER]
Stop.
Everybody, calm down.
We've done this before, guys.
Last time we got trapped in
the dome, we panicked, right?
But then we banded together
and figured it out.
We can't fall apart now.
We are going to figure out
how to get home,
but we have to survive first.
All we have to do
is make it through
one day at a time.
Mordecai is right.
We'll handle this
like we handle everything else--
with a morning meeting.
All right,
the most important thing
is that we call Maellard
so we can get off this thing
and back to Earth.
In the meantime, I'm gonna be
setting some survival tasks.
First up is Skips.
I'm gonna need you
to go around the park
and look for
a cell-phone signal.
We have no other way
to contact Earth,
so this is priority number one.
Hmm.
Mordecai and Rigby,
you go explore the tunnels
under the park.
RIGBY: Aw, man.
It's creepy down there.
I don't want to hear it.
Pops and Eileen,
I need you to take inventory
of the food supplies.
We have no idea
how long we'll out here,
so we better
make the most of it.
Muscle Man and Hi Fives,
you're in charge of
finding building supplies,
first-aid, and anything else
we might be able to use.
[GRUNTS]
Well, it looks like Mordecai
and Rigby aren't back yet,
so Pops and Eileen,
how about an update?
Well, we found an unusual amount
of small foods--
baby carrots, baby corn
and some fingerlings,
which are basically
baby potatoes.
The garden was recently ravaged
by a weevil blight,
so at this point,
we're just left with
a large variety of onions.
So we only have
dirt vegetables and baby food?
Well,
what did you guys find?
Feast your eyes on this.
A talk 'n' text, some rebar,
a Bundt cake pan?
How'd it go for you,
Skips?
I couldn't get a signal.
And all this
after they upsold me
on the extended coverage, too.
Typical.
Maybe I could use this
to help boost
the cell-phone signal.
Yes. Yes, this.
This is a plan.
Eileen gets it.
Thanks?
You start building
whatever you need.
Everybody help Eileen.
Now, where are
Mordecai and Rigby?
BOTH: Ahh, whoa.
Space carts.
[BOTH PANT]
Aah. Heh heh heh heh.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa.
These things
are hard to control.
Ha ha ha ha.
[CRACK]
Hee hee hee hee.
[BEEPING]
Whoa.
[BOTH SCREAM]
BOTH: Heh heh heh heh.
Dude, we're in space.
Heh heh. Yeah.
What if we're
stuck here forever?
Might not be so bad.
I mean, we basically
have the park
and all the stuff
we normally have.
Also, I've got Eileen,
and you have...
Me.
And we have spaceships.
Maybe this is how
we become space pilots.
Unless that timeline
is destroyed. I don't know.
Yeah, but we'll probably
make it back to Earth.
BOTH: Ha ha ha.
What are you two doing?
No one's heard from you
for two hours.
Sorry, Benson.
We were exploring,
and then we found these
space carts.
Yeah, and they were already
crashed and stuff.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
We have a plan now.
Quit goofing off
and get to the surface.
Well, while you two
were goofing off,
we were getting stuff done
topside. Eileen?
Almost ready to go.
This primitive signal amp
should get us a few bars.
We have another problem,
though.
Over the past few hours,
I've noticed that the Earth
is getting
farther and farther away.
Well, it looks like it's time
to call home.
Skips, flip that switch.
[BEEPING]
It's working.
It's working.
It's working.
[BEEP]
Aah. We're gonna die.
Drifting in space,
no way of communicating
with Earth.
Thanks for getting us
stuck in space, Rigby.
You pushed that button, too.
Your hand was on top of mine.
I was just
going with the flow.
Going with the flow?
I'll show you
going with the flow.
Unh.
Ahem.
Hyah.
Whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Stop. Stop it.
This is not helpful.
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
What's that?
Huh?
I think
it's a satellite.
Looks like
my old car phone.
If we get close enough,
we might be able
to send a signal
back to Earth.
BOTH: Ahh. Space carts.
Oh, no.
This is way too important
to let you drive.
I'm handling this.
[CLICKING]
Ahh.
[ALARM BEEPS]
Just-- Dang it.
Oh, Benson, It looks like
you're having some trouble
with the space cart.
Need some help, Benson?
Need some help
piloting the space cart?
I know a couple guys
who were accused of goofing off
when it looks like, really,
they were honing
their space cart
piloting skills.
Ah. Fine.
BOTH: Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-
hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Let's fly away
and save the day.
[WHIRRING]
We're doomed.
[♪♪♪]
[STATIC]
How's it going up there, guys?
We're getting pretty close,
but no signal yet.
Shouldn't they
have found something by now?
They'll find something.
They've got to.
[BEEP]
Ahh. Mordecai, look.
[BEEPING]
BOTH: Huh?
[BEEP]
"Trust no one"?
Look out.
[BOTH SCREAM]
ALL: Aah.
[GRUNTING]
I can't control it,
dude.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
How do we get them
back inside?
Somebody's
got to go out to get them.
We're on it.
I'll get the moon door.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
BOTH: Help.
All right, all right.
We're gonna get behind you
and, uh, bump you.
We're gonna bump you
right back to the dome.
No bumping.
No bumping.
You saw what happened
to the satellite.
Okay. Uh,
start pressing buttons.
This thing's
got to have something
that can help us
get them back.
[BEEPING]
[WHIRRING]
[MOTOR RUNS]
[BEEP]
Aah.
Are you trying to kill us?
[BEEPING]
I think you ejected
the oxygen tanks.
Why would there be
a button for that?
You haven't
pressed that one, yet.
BOTH: Me first.
[BOTH GRUNT]
All right.
Go to the left.
I am going to the left.
That's too far.
Stop jiggling it.
It's a technique.
Maybe you need more practice.
Listen, who's driving right now?
I've got this.
Uhh, this thing is rigged.
Go right. Right, go.
Ahh.
Whoo-hoo, you did it.
Yeah, all right.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
We're running out of air.
They've got Mordecai and Rigby.
Skips, where are you?
The moon door
is still closed.
What do we do?
What do we do?
You're using up
all the air.
Brace for impact.
[ALARM BLARING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH GASP]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Pull up, pull up.
Did you get a signal?
Only for a second.
[ALL GROAN]
The earth's
so far away now.
We just got to try to take it
one day at a time.
Whoa, look.
The sun is setting.
We did it.
We made it through a day.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
Uh, guys?
That's not a sunset.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMING]
Confusion, chaos.
That was the scene
in the city earlier today
as the park
blasted off into the sky.
Who is responsible?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I'm rich. No comment.
And it kind of
sounded like a kafwaw.
No, wait. I guess
it was more like a...
Boom. And-a parks
from different countries
around the world...
Have mysteriously
launched into space,
taking along with them...
Animals and...
[FRENCH ACCENT] My car. Hey.
Well,
all this reporter can do
is hope that everyone
is holding it together up
there.
[SCREAMING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Why am I still
wearing this thing?
Hyah.
There's no cell service.
I need to call my wife.
How am I gonna call my wife?
Be careful what you write
in your dream journal, Eileen.
You might just get it.
Oh, no. I'm lost forever.
We're gonna starve to death
and die out here.
We got to press
the button again.
No. We got to calm--
[GROANS]
Go back,
go back, go back, go back.
[CRIES]
I'm a high-school graduate.
I'm too young
to die in space.
[PANTS]
[ALL BLUBBER]
Stop.
Everybody, calm down.
We've done this before, guys.
Last time we got trapped in
the dome, we panicked, right?
But then we banded together
and figured it out.
We can't fall apart now.
We are going to figure out
how to get home,
but we have to survive first.
All we have to do
is make it through
one day at a time.
Mordecai is right.
We'll handle this
like we handle everything else--
with a morning meeting.
All right,
the most important thing
is that we call Maellard
so we can get off this thing
and back to Earth.
In the meantime, I'm gonna be
setting some survival tasks.
First up is Skips.
I'm gonna need you
to go around the park
and look for
a cell-phone signal.
We have no other way
to contact Earth,
so this is priority number one.
Hmm.
Mordecai and Rigby,
you go explore the tunnels
under the park.
RIGBY: Aw, man.
It's creepy down there.
I don't want to hear it.
Pops and Eileen,
I need you to take inventory
of the food supplies.
We have no idea
how long we'll out here,
so we better
make the most of it.
Muscle Man and Hi Fives,
you're in charge of
finding building supplies,
first-aid, and anything else
we might be able to use.
[GRUNTS]
Well, it looks like Mordecai
and Rigby aren't back yet,
so Pops and Eileen,
how about an update?
Well, we found an unusual amount
of small foods--
baby carrots, baby corn
and some fingerlings,
which are basically
baby potatoes.
The garden was recently ravaged
by a weevil blight,
so at this point,
we're just left with
a large variety of onions.
So we only have
dirt vegetables and baby food?
Well,
what did you guys find?
Feast your eyes on this.
A talk 'n' text, some rebar,
a Bundt cake pan?
How'd it go for you,
Skips?
I couldn't get a signal.
And all this
after they upsold me
on the extended coverage, too.
Typical.
Maybe I could use this
to help boost
the cell-phone signal.
Yes. Yes, this.
This is a plan.
Eileen gets it.
Thanks?
You start building
whatever you need.
Everybody help Eileen.
Now, where are
Mordecai and Rigby?
BOTH: Ahh, whoa.
Space carts.
[BOTH PANT]
Aah. Heh heh heh heh.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa.
These things
are hard to control.
Ha ha ha ha.
[CRACK]
Hee hee hee hee.
[BEEPING]
Whoa.
[BOTH SCREAM]
BOTH: Heh heh heh heh.
Dude, we're in space.
Heh heh. Yeah.
What if we're
stuck here forever?
Might not be so bad.
I mean, we basically
have the park
and all the stuff
we normally have.
Also, I've got Eileen,
and you have...
Me.
And we have spaceships.
Maybe this is how
we become space pilots.
Unless that timeline
is destroyed. I don't know.
Yeah, but we'll probably
make it back to Earth.
BOTH: Ha ha ha.
What are you two doing?
No one's heard from you
for two hours.
Sorry, Benson.
We were exploring,
and then we found these
space carts.
Yeah, and they were already
crashed and stuff.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
We have a plan now.
Quit goofing off
and get to the surface.
Well, while you two
were goofing off,
we were getting stuff done
topside. Eileen?
Almost ready to go.
This primitive signal amp
should get us a few bars.
We have another problem,
though.
Over the past few hours,
I've noticed that the Earth
is getting
farther and farther away.
Well, it looks like it's time
to call home.
Skips, flip that switch.
[BEEPING]
It's working.
It's working.
It's working.
[BEEP]
Aah. We're gonna die.
Drifting in space,
no way of communicating
with Earth.
Thanks for getting us
stuck in space, Rigby.
You pushed that button, too.
Your hand was on top of mine.
I was just
going with the flow.
Going with the flow?
I'll show you
going with the flow.
Unh.
Ahem.
Hyah.
Whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Stop. Stop it.
This is not helpful.
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
What's that?
Huh?
I think
it's a satellite.
Looks like
my old car phone.
If we get close enough,
we might be able
to send a signal
back to Earth.
BOTH: Ahh. Space carts.
Oh, no.
This is way too important
to let you drive.
I'm handling this.
[CLICKING]
Ahh.
[ALARM BEEPS]
Just-- Dang it.
Oh, Benson, It looks like
you're having some trouble
with the space cart.
Need some help, Benson?
Need some help
piloting the space cart?
I know a couple guys
who were accused of goofing off
when it looks like, really,
they were honing
their space cart
piloting skills.
Ah. Fine.
BOTH: Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-
hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Let's fly away
and save the day.
[WHIRRING]
We're doomed.
[♪♪♪]
[STATIC]
How's it going up there, guys?
We're getting pretty close,
but no signal yet.
Shouldn't they
have found something by now?
They'll find something.
They've got to.
[BEEP]
Ahh. Mordecai, look.
[BEEPING]
BOTH: Huh?
[BEEP]
"Trust no one"?
Look out.
[BOTH SCREAM]
ALL: Aah.
[GRUNTING]
I can't control it,
dude.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
How do we get them
back inside?
Somebody's
got to go out to get them.
We're on it.
I'll get the moon door.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
BOTH: Help.
All right, all right.
We're gonna get behind you
and, uh, bump you.
We're gonna bump you
right back to the dome.
No bumping.
No bumping.
You saw what happened
to the satellite.
Okay. Uh,
start pressing buttons.
This thing's
got to have something
that can help us
get them back.
[BEEPING]
[WHIRRING]
[MOTOR RUNS]
[BEEP]
Aah.
Are you trying to kill us?
[BEEPING]
I think you ejected
the oxygen tanks.
Why would there be
a button for that?
You haven't
pressed that one, yet.
BOTH: Me first.
[BOTH GRUNT]
All right.
Go to the left.
I am going to the left.
That's too far.
Stop jiggling it.
It's a technique.
Maybe you need more practice.
Listen, who's driving right now?
I've got this.
Uhh, this thing is rigged.
Go right. Right, go.
Ahh.
Whoo-hoo, you did it.
Yeah, all right.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
We're running out of air.
They've got Mordecai and Rigby.
Skips, where are you?
The moon door
is still closed.
What do we do?
What do we do?
You're using up
all the air.
Brace for impact.
[ALARM BLARING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH GASP]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Pull up, pull up.
Did you get a signal?
Only for a second.
[ALL GROAN]
The earth's
so far away now.
We just got to try to take it
one day at a time.
Whoa, look.
The sun is setting.
We did it.
We made it through a day.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
Uh, guys?
That's not a sunset.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]