Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 26 - Maellard's Package - full transcript
Mordicai and rigby take a job for receiving Mr.Maellard's package,which is very important.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, folks,
just wanted to tell you
that we're 20 minutes
from our destination,
and it looks like
smooth sailin'.
So just sit back and relax.
You're in good hands.
Wow, he's a great pilot.
Oh, wow.
Mr. Mordecai, sir?
I just need
your approval
on these logos.
I love them.
I painted them.
Thank you.
Great work, sir.
WOMAN:
on behalf of the crew,
we'd just like
to thank our pilot
and CEO of Mordecai
International Airlines--
Mordecai,
for making the skies
that much safer
by being so responsible
and dedicated to his job.
Let's give three cheers
for Mordecai!
ALL:
Mordecai!
Mordecai!
Mordecai!
BENSON: Mordecai!
Mordecai!?
Hello?
Huh? What?
Can you tell me what I
just assigned you to do?
Uh...
[SCOFFS]
The gutters-- Clean them!
Pay attention next time.
Anyway, that wraps it up.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
Yes, Mr. Maellard!
Uh, uh-huh.
Important package?
Today?
Be there from 10 to 12.
Yes. A big responsibility.
Of course.
Yes,
we'll get it done, sir.
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Change of plans.
We'll need
someone to sign
for an important package
at Mr. Maellard's mansion.
You'll be there
from 10 to 12. Any takers?
Important?
Mansion?
Oh! Oh!
We'll do it!
Anyone? Any takers?
Muscle Man? Hi Fives?
Sorry, but we've got
a brunch date with Starla
and my infrequently-seen
girlfriend, Celia.
Her globetrotting lifestyle
makes her difficult
to get ahold of.
We'll go!
Right here!
Uh, Skips?
No can do.
Got an appointment
at the DMV.
But I still
have to wait in line.
What is that about?
Hello?
We don't have to go to the DMV.
I guess I'll have to do it.
Oh, you can't.
We have
a scheduled appointment
to pick up my grandfather clock
from the repair store.
Hey, Benson, we'll do it.
We'll do it.
Oh, fine! You're all
a disappointment.
We didn't do anything.
I gotta be at the DMV!
Mordecai and Rigby
can pick up the package.
Here's the key
for the door,
and here's the security code
for the front gate,
but you better be serious
about this job.
It's a big responsibility!
You've got to stay
focused!
What did he just say?
He said to stay F-O-C-U-S-E-D!
[RAPPING]
♪ Focus is our middle name
you betta' believe ♪
[RAPPING]
♪ Our brains are working
Overtime to get what we need ♪
♪ We got psychic powers
With our telekinesis ♪
♪ You know
We will beat this ♪
♪ When the robot revolution
Comes ♪
♪ You know we... ♪
You can't even
stay focused
for your own song!
Just pick up the package!
5-0-0-2.
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
BOTH:
Whoa!
[♪♪♪]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
I always forget
how huge this place is.
BOTH:
Whoa!
BOTH:
Whoa!
[WHIP CRACKS]
BOTH:
Eh.
[TIGER ROARS]
BOTH:
Whoa!
This place is insane!
Look at this
futuristic piano!
["THE ENTERTAINER" PLAYING]
Hey, Rigby, check out my
medieval moves, Sir Rigby!
I think you mean,
Captain Rigby.
It's gonna have to wait.
I gotta sail
this mini yacht!
Are you ready,
Captain Mordecai?
Captain Mordecai?
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
We should wait outside
so we don't miss the package.
Gotta be responsible.
[GROANS] Fine.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Yep. Don't wanna
mess this up.
BOTH:
Don't wanna...
mess this...
up...
[BOTH SNIFFING]
Something smells amazing.
Yeah. I think it's coming
from the gate.
[AIR HORN BLOWING]
It's the Buddy Banh Mi truck,
open for business!
BOTH:
What's banh mi?
It's a really delicious
Vietnamese sandwich!
Come on down!
Ah, man, that sounds good.
But the delivery truck's
gonna be here any minute.
Dude,
there's nobody in line!
We'll make it in and out--
Two minutes, tops.
I mean it is
right across the street.
Trust me.
Mm.
Okay, let's go.
Two banh mis, please.
Ah, customers. Finally!
Coming right up!
Hey, I think you're gonna
like this sandwich!
I'll bet you're never seen
a sandwich made like this.
But that's
our thing here!
The patented
Buddy Banh Mi System.
Two people
to one sandwich!
Up! Chop! Chop!
[WHISPERING]
Why are they making
the sandwich like that?
[WHISPERING]
I don't know.
Let's never come back here.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Dude! It's the truck!
We're gonna miss it!
Aah! I hate you,
buddy system!
Uh, it's
the Buddy Banh Mi System!
[BOTH PANTING, GRUNTING]
Give me the code!
I can't find it!
Seriously?
[GROANS]
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Let's hop the fence!
Here, I'll boost you!
[PANTING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
Okay, let's--
[TIRES SCREECH]
Hey! Wait!
No! Stop!
[YELLING]
You missed it?
All you had to do
was sit there!
You do that all day
anyhow,
so why can't you do it
when I tell you to?
We're sorry, Benson!
We--
Just reschedule the delivery
and fix this,
or you're fired!!
[PHONE SLAMS]
I'd say that was only
about a 5 out of 10 on
the chewed-out scale. Not bad.
Let's look up the number
for the delivery company.
[MORDECAI GRUNTS]
Okay. Reschedule...
Here we go.
[CELL PHONE DIALING]
Customer service.
Hello. I need
to reschedule a delivery
for 6932 Richmoney Way.
We only just
missed the truck,
so couldn't he
turn around quick?
If you were so close,
how did you miss it?
We were waiting
in line for banh mi.
What's that?
It's a Vietnamese sandwich!
[SCOFFS]
Can you turn down
that hold music?
This is
my personal music.
It will arrive today
between 2 and 4:00.
If you miss this one,
it's going back to the sender.
I suggest you do not wait
for any sandwiches
during that time, sir.
Thanks. Bye.
So this is our last chance
to get the package?
Oh... If we miss it,
that'll definitely be
a 10-out-of-10 chew-out.
Worse than that--
We'll get fired.
So we gotta be serious
and wait at the door
for the package.
Yeah. Serious.
When's the delivery window?
Two hours from now?
Yeah...?
So we'll be serious
in two hours.
Let's go check out
more of the house!
What? No!
We gotta be responsible.
Come on,
we got time to get
the irresponsibility
out of our system!
Then when 2:00 hits--
Boom! All business.
What do you say?
Okay.
But as soon as it's 2:00...
All business.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[THUDS]
[TIGER ROARS]
[WHIRS]
[SPLAT]
BOTH:
Ahh!
Rigby, what're we doing?
Hanging out on a mansion,
wearing armor,
drinking sodas-- The usual.
No, I mean
with our lives, man.
This?
This is really dumb.
I thought we could handle
more responsibility,
but we just goofed off
the first chance we got.
Relax!
We'll get it together!
Remember our song
from earlier?
♪ You gotta focus ♪
♪ You gotta
Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-focus ♪
That's not even how it went!
It was a rap!
[GROANS]
If we can't even
handle this,
how are we ever gonna own
our own airline?
Wait, what?
[SIGHS]
Never mind.
What about you? Do you have any
plans for after you graduate?
I don't know.
I never think that far ahead.
Don't worry so much
about the future.
You got time
to figure it out.
It's not like the park's
going anywhere.
Maybe that's the problem.
I mean,
we've had this job for...
I don't even know how long.
I just wonder...is this it?
Is this the best we can do?
Mm... No?
[SLURPING]
[SIGHS]
[SPARKLES]
It's 1:50.
We should go wait
by the door.
The package
will be here soon.
Whoa! Ten o'clock!
Uh, I just said
it's 1:50.
No, dude! The package!
10 o'clock!
[♪♪♪]
Dude, we can't miss this again.
We gotta get down there.
[GRUNTS]
Aw, man!
We're locked out, dude!
Whoa, chill!
I got a plan.
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
[SIREN WAILING]
Ugh, forget it!
We gotta go!
[SIREN CONTINUES]
WOMAN:
Breach detected.
Releasing guard dogs.
[SIREN CONTINUES]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[DOGS SNARL]
[BOTH PANTING]
Why are we still
wearing these?
[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]
[GROWLING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
MORDECAI:
Keep going!
Whoa!
[BOTH SCREAM]
Aah!
Rigby! Are you okay?
Yeah.
They're just licking my face,
but it's still
really scary.
The truck!
I've got an idea!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Aah!
We're not gonna make it!
Look out!
[GASPS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[DOGS BARK]
Parachutes?
All right,
on the count of three,
we hit the button.
Ready?
Let's do it.
BOTH:
Whoa!
One! Two!
[CRASHES]
[BOTH GROAN]
[WHOOSHES]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH PANTING]
Stop!
Wait! We're here!
Package for
Mr. Maellard.
BOTH:
Yes! Yes!
Yes. I guess.
MR. MAELLARD:
Hello? Anyone here?
Uh, yeah, we're here,
Mr. Maellard.
We got your package!
Oh, good, good!
I simply couldn't wait
another day.
A banh mi-- Fresh from Vietnam.
BOTH: What?
You see... A banh mi
is a type of sandwich.
BOTH:
We know!
Well, you boys
did a bang up job
getting this for me.
You're really
going places...
Like home.
Go home.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, folks,
just wanted to tell you
that we're 20 minutes
from our destination,
and it looks like
smooth sailin'.
So just sit back and relax.
You're in good hands.
Wow, he's a great pilot.
Oh, wow.
Mr. Mordecai, sir?
I just need
your approval
on these logos.
I love them.
I painted them.
Thank you.
Great work, sir.
WOMAN:
on behalf of the crew,
we'd just like
to thank our pilot
and CEO of Mordecai
International Airlines--
Mordecai,
for making the skies
that much safer
by being so responsible
and dedicated to his job.
Let's give three cheers
for Mordecai!
ALL:
Mordecai!
Mordecai!
Mordecai!
BENSON: Mordecai!
Mordecai!?
Hello?
Huh? What?
Can you tell me what I
just assigned you to do?
Uh...
[SCOFFS]
The gutters-- Clean them!
Pay attention next time.
Anyway, that wraps it up.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
Yes, Mr. Maellard!
Uh, uh-huh.
Important package?
Today?
Be there from 10 to 12.
Yes. A big responsibility.
Of course.
Yes,
we'll get it done, sir.
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Change of plans.
We'll need
someone to sign
for an important package
at Mr. Maellard's mansion.
You'll be there
from 10 to 12. Any takers?
Important?
Mansion?
Oh! Oh!
We'll do it!
Anyone? Any takers?
Muscle Man? Hi Fives?
Sorry, but we've got
a brunch date with Starla
and my infrequently-seen
girlfriend, Celia.
Her globetrotting lifestyle
makes her difficult
to get ahold of.
We'll go!
Right here!
Uh, Skips?
No can do.
Got an appointment
at the DMV.
But I still
have to wait in line.
What is that about?
Hello?
We don't have to go to the DMV.
I guess I'll have to do it.
Oh, you can't.
We have
a scheduled appointment
to pick up my grandfather clock
from the repair store.
Hey, Benson, we'll do it.
We'll do it.
Oh, fine! You're all
a disappointment.
We didn't do anything.
I gotta be at the DMV!
Mordecai and Rigby
can pick up the package.
Here's the key
for the door,
and here's the security code
for the front gate,
but you better be serious
about this job.
It's a big responsibility!
You've got to stay
focused!
What did he just say?
He said to stay F-O-C-U-S-E-D!
[RAPPING]
♪ Focus is our middle name
you betta' believe ♪
[RAPPING]
♪ Our brains are working
Overtime to get what we need ♪
♪ We got psychic powers
With our telekinesis ♪
♪ You know
We will beat this ♪
♪ When the robot revolution
Comes ♪
♪ You know we... ♪
You can't even
stay focused
for your own song!
Just pick up the package!
5-0-0-2.
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
BOTH:
Whoa!
[♪♪♪]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
I always forget
how huge this place is.
BOTH:
Whoa!
BOTH:
Whoa!
[WHIP CRACKS]
BOTH:
Eh.
[TIGER ROARS]
BOTH:
Whoa!
This place is insane!
Look at this
futuristic piano!
["THE ENTERTAINER" PLAYING]
Hey, Rigby, check out my
medieval moves, Sir Rigby!
I think you mean,
Captain Rigby.
It's gonna have to wait.
I gotta sail
this mini yacht!
Are you ready,
Captain Mordecai?
Captain Mordecai?
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
We should wait outside
so we don't miss the package.
Gotta be responsible.
[GROANS] Fine.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Yep. Don't wanna
mess this up.
BOTH:
Don't wanna...
mess this...
up...
[BOTH SNIFFING]
Something smells amazing.
Yeah. I think it's coming
from the gate.
[AIR HORN BLOWING]
It's the Buddy Banh Mi truck,
open for business!
BOTH:
What's banh mi?
It's a really delicious
Vietnamese sandwich!
Come on down!
Ah, man, that sounds good.
But the delivery truck's
gonna be here any minute.
Dude,
there's nobody in line!
We'll make it in and out--
Two minutes, tops.
I mean it is
right across the street.
Trust me.
Mm.
Okay, let's go.
Two banh mis, please.
Ah, customers. Finally!
Coming right up!
Hey, I think you're gonna
like this sandwich!
I'll bet you're never seen
a sandwich made like this.
But that's
our thing here!
The patented
Buddy Banh Mi System.
Two people
to one sandwich!
Up! Chop! Chop!
[WHISPERING]
Why are they making
the sandwich like that?
[WHISPERING]
I don't know.
Let's never come back here.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Dude! It's the truck!
We're gonna miss it!
Aah! I hate you,
buddy system!
Uh, it's
the Buddy Banh Mi System!
[BOTH PANTING, GRUNTING]
Give me the code!
I can't find it!
Seriously?
[GROANS]
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Let's hop the fence!
Here, I'll boost you!
[PANTING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
Okay, let's--
[TIRES SCREECH]
Hey! Wait!
No! Stop!
[YELLING]
You missed it?
All you had to do
was sit there!
You do that all day
anyhow,
so why can't you do it
when I tell you to?
We're sorry, Benson!
We--
Just reschedule the delivery
and fix this,
or you're fired!!
[PHONE SLAMS]
I'd say that was only
about a 5 out of 10 on
the chewed-out scale. Not bad.
Let's look up the number
for the delivery company.
[MORDECAI GRUNTS]
Okay. Reschedule...
Here we go.
[CELL PHONE DIALING]
Customer service.
Hello. I need
to reschedule a delivery
for 6932 Richmoney Way.
We only just
missed the truck,
so couldn't he
turn around quick?
If you were so close,
how did you miss it?
We were waiting
in line for banh mi.
What's that?
It's a Vietnamese sandwich!
[SCOFFS]
Can you turn down
that hold music?
This is
my personal music.
It will arrive today
between 2 and 4:00.
If you miss this one,
it's going back to the sender.
I suggest you do not wait
for any sandwiches
during that time, sir.
Thanks. Bye.
So this is our last chance
to get the package?
Oh... If we miss it,
that'll definitely be
a 10-out-of-10 chew-out.
Worse than that--
We'll get fired.
So we gotta be serious
and wait at the door
for the package.
Yeah. Serious.
When's the delivery window?
Two hours from now?
Yeah...?
So we'll be serious
in two hours.
Let's go check out
more of the house!
What? No!
We gotta be responsible.
Come on,
we got time to get
the irresponsibility
out of our system!
Then when 2:00 hits--
Boom! All business.
What do you say?
Okay.
But as soon as it's 2:00...
All business.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[THUDS]
[TIGER ROARS]
[WHIRS]
[SPLAT]
BOTH:
Ahh!
Rigby, what're we doing?
Hanging out on a mansion,
wearing armor,
drinking sodas-- The usual.
No, I mean
with our lives, man.
This?
This is really dumb.
I thought we could handle
more responsibility,
but we just goofed off
the first chance we got.
Relax!
We'll get it together!
Remember our song
from earlier?
♪ You gotta focus ♪
♪ You gotta
Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-focus ♪
That's not even how it went!
It was a rap!
[GROANS]
If we can't even
handle this,
how are we ever gonna own
our own airline?
Wait, what?
[SIGHS]
Never mind.
What about you? Do you have any
plans for after you graduate?
I don't know.
I never think that far ahead.
Don't worry so much
about the future.
You got time
to figure it out.
It's not like the park's
going anywhere.
Maybe that's the problem.
I mean,
we've had this job for...
I don't even know how long.
I just wonder...is this it?
Is this the best we can do?
Mm... No?
[SLURPING]
[SIGHS]
[SPARKLES]
It's 1:50.
We should go wait
by the door.
The package
will be here soon.
Whoa! Ten o'clock!
Uh, I just said
it's 1:50.
No, dude! The package!
10 o'clock!
[♪♪♪]
Dude, we can't miss this again.
We gotta get down there.
[GRUNTS]
Aw, man!
We're locked out, dude!
Whoa, chill!
I got a plan.
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
[SIREN WAILING]
Ugh, forget it!
We gotta go!
[SIREN CONTINUES]
WOMAN:
Breach detected.
Releasing guard dogs.
[SIREN CONTINUES]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[DOGS SNARL]
[BOTH PANTING]
Why are we still
wearing these?
[DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE]
[GROWLING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
MORDECAI:
Keep going!
Whoa!
[BOTH SCREAM]
Aah!
Rigby! Are you okay?
Yeah.
They're just licking my face,
but it's still
really scary.
The truck!
I've got an idea!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Aah!
We're not gonna make it!
Look out!
[GASPS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[DOGS BARK]
Parachutes?
All right,
on the count of three,
we hit the button.
Ready?
Let's do it.
BOTH:
Whoa!
One! Two!
[CRASHES]
[BOTH GROAN]
[WHOOSHES]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH PANTING]
Stop!
Wait! We're here!
Package for
Mr. Maellard.
BOTH:
Yes! Yes!
Yes. I guess.
MR. MAELLARD:
Hello? Anyone here?
Uh, yeah, we're here,
Mr. Maellard.
We got your package!
Oh, good, good!
I simply couldn't wait
another day.
A banh mi-- Fresh from Vietnam.
BOTH: What?
You see... A banh mi
is a type of sandwich.
BOTH:
We know!
Well, you boys
did a bang up job
getting this for me.
You're really
going places...
Like home.
Go home.
[♪♪♪]