Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 25 - Cube Bros - full transcript

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BENSON:

All right, Mordecai and Rigby,

rake the leaves.

Muscle Man,

the man with the muscle,

I've got the usual for you.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

First I need you

to take out the garbage...

in the entire park.



Next I need you

to repave the sidewalk.

Make sure not to get

any cement on you.

I hear it's impossible

to get off.

[SQUEALS, THEN GROANS]

Next I want you

to plow the field,

'cause you're gonna install

the new sprinkler system.

I rented you a trencher.

It should be easy to use.

Connect all



the galvanized steel pipes.

They should be

pretty light for you.

Put them into place,

bury them,

and that should be it.

For the first half of the day,

that is.

[SQUEALING]

[GROANS]

So much raking.

Yeah, two whole bags

of leaves!

I can't even feel

my arms.

[GROANS]

All right, guys,

another busy day ahead of us.

Muscle Man, you know that

sprinkler system you installed?

[GASPS]

It works great.

[SIGHS]

In fact,

I need you to install

three more.

That should be easy for you.

Right, big guy?

[EXCLAIMS]

It's not fair!

Why do I always get stuck

with the hard jobs?

Well,

you are the strong one.

I mean, you are called

Muscle Man.

Is that all I am to you?

Just a muscle man?

Why doesn't Skips do the

hard jobs? He's strong.

Sure he is,

but he's also smart.

By the way, Skips, I need you

to help me with my taxes today.

Oh, so he gets

a cushy desk job

while I get stuck

with manual labor?

Hey,

I'm good with numbers.

Well, guess what?

I'm sick of this job,

and I'm sick of everyone

just using me for my body.

I'm gonna prove to you all

that I'm just as smart

as I am strong.

I'm gonna leave the park

and get an office job.

Why would you do that?

Yeah.

Working in an office

doesn't prove you're smart.

It will prove it.

I'll prove it right now.

[GRUNTS]

Muscle Man out.

Muscle Man, no!

I think you're strong

and smart.

Don't leave.

I give him three days.

I give him, let's see,

carry the nine...

2.57.

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Can I help you?

I heard you guys had some jobs.

[SCOFFS]

Not for you.

[GRUNTING]

Let me get that for you.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Here you go.

Whoa.

I've been trying

to open that all morning.

Maybe we do have

a job for you.

Follow me.

[GASPS]

Here at Omnitech,

we provide our clients

with business intelligence

and smart e-solutions.

Yeah, intelligent and smart,

that's me.

[LAUGHS]

Good.

We're only as smart

as our employees.

"Omnitech:

powered by people."

You'll be

in Ron's old office.

Where's Ron?

He got promoted to corporate.

I'll leave you to it.

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[WOMAN VOCALIZING]

Aw, yeah!

This'll prove

that I'm smart.

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[GROANS]

Boring!

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

So I told her,

"Hey, if you want to

scan my server,

you got to ask me out

on a data first."

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[MUSCLE MAN LAUGHS]

That was a really funny joke.

I totally got that.

You know who else

scans her server?

My mom!

Hi, I'm Muscle Man,

by the way.

Randy.

Andy.

Gil.

We're the Cube Bros.

We're not your typical

office drones.

ALL:

Oh! Kay!

Well, I guess

I'm replacing Ron.

Oh, wait. Are you the guy

who opened the pickle jar?

Yeah.

[SCOFFS]

It'll take a lot more than that

to replace Ron.

Any sack of meat

can open a pickle jar.

Yeah, a pickle jar

is not that hard to open.

Look it's not just

'cause I opened that jar.

I'm smart too, okay?

[PAGERS BEEP]

Oh, look, 12:00.

Time for our corporately

mandated lunch.

Hey, mind if I come?

Oh, sorry, rookie.

Cube Bros only.

I'll show you.

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Hey, Mitch...

Did you get that TH-29 form

to Legal yet?

Actually, it's Mitchell,

and nice try,

but that's a trick question.

The TH-29 would never

go to Legal

because it is, in fact,

illegal.

Whoa, good catch.

Looks like someone's

been studying up

on Data Ethics: Volume 6.

Volume 6?

[GRUNTS]

I read the whole series.

It actually

wasn't that hard.

Whoa, those books

are massive.

[GASPS]

How are you holding

all of those?

Do you lift?

Well, I used to,

back at my old job,

but those days are over.

Now I'm more interested

in breaking a mental sweat.

Well, sure, but you're,

like, really strong.

And smart.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Now you've read

all those books,

you're up to protocol.

You know who else

is up to protocol?

My mo...nitor.

[ALL LAUGH]

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ALL:

Cube Bros for life.

Come on, guys,

those cinder blocks

aren't gonna move

themselves.

[ALL GROAN]

Dude, I miss the days

when we didn't

have to move cinderblocks.

I miss the days when we didn't

have to do Muscle Man's work.

I miss the way Muscle Man

would make me smile

with his cool sense of humor

after a long day of work.

Dude, we got to go beg him

to come back.

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

Uh, Mitchell,

you have visitors.

Hey, Muscle Ma--

Uh-uh. One second...

COMPUTER:

Memo sent.

What are

you guys doing here?

Dude,

you got to come back.

We really need you back.

Who are these guys,

Mitchell?

Randy, Andy, Gil,

meet my old coworkers

Mordecai, Rigby,

and Fives.

Park Bros, Cube Bros.

Park Bros?

More like College Dropout Bros,

am I right?

[CUBE BROS LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]

But seriously, guys,

that's a little harsh.

Well, Mitchell, we came

to announce the good news.

As of today, you're officially

being promoted to corporate.

Whoa, really?

Well, we think

you're ready.

Yeah, you were, like,

born for this job.

Woo-hoo!

I don't know,

Muscle Man.

Do you really want to be

stuck in a box all day?

This isn't you.

Yeah, forget this place

and come back

to the park.

And lift heavy pipes

for the rest of my life?

Forget that.

For once,

I've found a place

that appreciates me

for more than just my body.

I thought you guys

would be happy for me.

But, Muscle Man, we miss you.

I miss you.

Please come back.

He's made his decision.

Well, congrats

on becoming corporate.

We'll leave you

to your new friends, then.

Well, now that

you've ditched those losers,

we got to show you

to your new office.

MUSCLE MAN:

Whoa!

That's Ron?

This dude definitely

didn't skip leg day.

Ron! What is this?

The giant hamster wheel

generator that powers Omnitech.

Our office drone bodies

are weak.

Your brutish strength

will keep the wheel moving

to run Omnitech's

power generator.

So you just wanted me

for my body all along?

Yeah, Mitch...

[ALL LAUGHING]

Oh, yeah.

Now get on the wheel

and start running.

Yeah, or else we won't

work-- Work--

Work-- Work-- Work.

What's the deal, guys?

You sound like...

...robots!

Park Bros, help!

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Muscle Man!

We got to save him.

Time to sign out.

[ALL SCREAM]

Office drones, attack.

[DRONES BUZZING]

DRONES:

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

CUBE BROS:

Omnitech! Powered by people.

Oof.

[SQUEALS]

Give us back our friend.

No. We need him

for his body!

[ALL BATTLE CRY, GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

The mainframe.

I'm gonna have to use my smarts

to hack into it.

I've got this.

Hamboning!

What's hamboning?

[BEEPING]

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

Almost got it...

Hah.

[BEEPS]

What?

Congrats on "hacking"

computer solitaire, genius.

Get back on that hamster wheel

and run, you sack of meat.

You'll never be smart.

[GRUNTS]

Smart this!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no, can't run fast enough

with my weak robot legs!

This place is gonna blow.

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[ALL PANTING]

[ALL GRUNT]

[ALL SCREAM]

Whoa.

Corporate carnage.

Thanks for helping me out,

you guys.

That escalated

really quickly.

Yeah, you really

dodged a bullet on that one.

I still wish

I could prove

that I'm more than just

a muscle man.

Maybe I'm not

as smart as I thought.

Oh, you're smart,

just a different

kind of smart.

You just have to find

your own way of showing it.

I think

I got one more idea

that will prove

that I'm smart.

MUSCLE MAN:

But seriously, folks,

I checked his computer,

right?

And I told him,

he has a pretty bad virus.

You know who else

has a pretty bad virus?

My motherboard.

Well, at least

he's strong.

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