Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 24 - California King - full transcript
Rigby goes to dump to get back his trampoline he regrets throwing away.
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Speech, speech, speech!
Ahem.
Thanks for coming, guys.
As you all know,
this is a big day for me.
I've been here at the park
for a long time now.
I've spent a good chunk
of my life up in that room,
but it's time
for a change.
You don't grow
by standing still.
I've decided it's time
to say goodbye...
To Trampy.
The trampoline
that I sleep on.
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
I just had to say,
"Rigby, you're a man now.
It's time for a change."
Also, I won a sweet new bed
in the 82nd annual
"Hotdog Horf" this weekend.
What will become
of old Trampy?
I'm gonna send her off
in style.
Does anyone want
to say a few words?
Can we wrap this up?
There's lot of pipes
in the park that need snaking.
Right. Sure.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[GRUNTING]
Whoa.
[SIGHS]
In style!
[MURMURING]
Did you--?
Did he--?
[APPLAUSE]
You ready?
As I'll ever be.
Farewell, old friend.
Ahh.
New beginnings,
right, Mordecai?
Sorry the bed's so big.
It's cool.
At least it smells better
than Trampy. Night, dude.
Goooood night.
[YAWNS]
Mm.
Hmm.
Didn't really take.
[YAWNS]
Huh.
No.
[GROANS]
[GROANING]
[MUFFLED GROANING]
Can't...get...comfortable.
Don't panic, Rigby.
It's just a new experience.
You'll get used to it.
[VOICE BREAKING]
Trampy. I made a huge mistake.
[GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING]
[SCREAMS]
Wait!
Stop!
[PANITING]
Stop!
No second chances.
[CRIES]
Trampy.
No!
[GROANS]
Dude, the garbage man
probably just didn't see you.
He saw me.
I saw him see me.
Mordecai, you got
to help me get it back.
No way.
Oh, please.
No.
Oh, please, please, please.
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, please,
please, please!
Ugh. Fine.
I'll go get the kart.
Hi, Sir. We need
to go in there
so I can get
my trampoline back.
Well, well.
Threw away
something dear to you
without thinking it through,
did you?
Yeah.
So can we go in, or...?
You'll find your trampoline
at the very tip of garbage
mountain in Ziggy's shack.
But beware!
There are many pitfalls
along the way,
and Ziggy does not take
kindly to visitors.
Find your item
and escape before sundown,
or face
grave consequences.
Why sundown?
Liability.
It's a union thing.
Fine. Just let us in.
Can we just come in?
Oh, that's not up to me.
That's a job for the gatekeeper.
[BOTH GROAN]
Through this gate
you two can go,
if the answer
to this riddle you know.
Dude, look. Let's just go
through that hole in the fence.
H-hey, hey!
Don't you do that!
Y-you're lucky
I'm trapped in this gate!
[GRUNTS] It smells like
muscle man's couch cushions.
BOTH:
Whooooa!
This is the hugest dump
I've ever seen.
Eh, I've seen bigger.
So, what do we do now?
[SIGHS]
We start walking.
[♪♪♪]
Sheesh, did our town
make all of this?
Aw, come on!
What's the matter?
[GROANS]
We're walking in circles.
How can you tell?
We've passed this stupid old
can of corn five times.
Who you calling old,
you jerk?
[GASPS]
Dude.
That can just talked.
You're darn right I did!
And I don't appreciate being
kicked around like garbage.
I mean, I literally am garbage,
but I still don't appreciate it.
Geez, sorry, man.
We're just here
to get my trampoline back.
I threw it out by accident.
Get it back?!
I don't think you guys realize
how this place works.
Ziggy ain't
gonna allow that.
Huh? Who's this Ziggy guy?
The king of the dump?
Yeah,
and he'll mess you up.
I'm gonna be straight
with you guys. This place sucks.
You should cut
your losses and go home.
No way!
Not without Trampy.
Wait.
You live here, right?
Couldn't you just
take us to Ziggy?
Me?
W-w-whoa, there.
I got, uh--
I got to go.
Good luck!
Fine! The only can we need
is our can-do attitude.
Come on, man. We're gonna find
Trampy with or without him.
[♪♪♪]
He looks mad. What are you
gonna do if he gets here?
Quiet!
Whoa!
They'll never make it past
the frozen caves.
Man, what kind of dump
has caves?
BOTH:
Whooooa!
Look at all
these broken TVs.
Broken?
We're perfectly functional,
thank you.
Yeah! Perfectly!
Blame our owners.
They left us on too long and
burned these images into us.
They they discarded us.
Sorry.
We didn't mean to disturb you.
I'm just trying to get
to Ziggy's shack.
Do you guys know
how to get there? We're lost.
Of course we know the way.
Yeah, but Ziggy'd be
real mad if we told you.
Unless you can answer
these three questions.
Ugh. Another riddle?
Fine.
Question 1--
What kind of animal--
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Whoo! Do not go in there,
everybody.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, hey, what's going on?
We're trying to get
to Ziggy's shack.
Sure. you just scoot
through the secret tunnel
in the back of the cave.
Then it's a hop,
skip, and a jump
up Garbage Mountain Road.
You can't miss it.
Ugh. You blew it, Gary!
Come on!
We've rehearsed this riddle
a million times!
Geez, grow up, you guys!
[♪♪♪]
Grr! Ugh!
Dude,
the sun's almost down.
Ah, we're so close!
The shack's right past
that gate!
Ugh!
Old spaghetti?
BOTH:
Aah!
Oof!
[GROWLS]
Aaaaah!
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
Where are we?
BOTH: Corny!
Dude, we're running
out of time.
Can you help?
Uh-- I-- I want to,
but Ziggy always says,
"no second chances."
Please.
Trampy was like family to me.
I just realized it too late.
Can't you understand?
[♪♪♪]
Family.
[SNIFFLES]
I know a shortcut.
Let's go.
Whooooa!
Look at all these trampolines.
I guess
they really were a fad.
No. No. No!
Where is it?
ZIGGY:
Looking for something?
Trampy! Give it back, Ziggy.
It's mine!
Was yours!
ALL:
No seconds chances!
Sir.
Please, hear him out!
Silence, trash!
Aah!
Corny!
You monster!
You're the trash, Ziggy!
You wouldn't be so tough
without your minions.
You really want Trampy so badly.
If you want the thing
for which you came,
you must defeat me in a game.
[FINGERS SNAP]
Rigby!
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
In order to reclaim your trash,
no missteps, or you'll be ash.
It's an easy game, Rigby.
If you cross the finish line
first, you can keep Trampy.
If you fall,
you'll relinquish it to me.
Also,
you'll be incinerated.
You're on.
[POP]
[♪♪♪]
Fall!
Aah!
What? Burn!
Whoa.
No! Aaah!
[GRUNTING]
Trampy!
I'll never leave you again,
no matter how bad my back gets.
Rigby! Dude,
we got to get out of here.
[GROANS]
Ziggy?!
You can't have it, Rigby.
No second chances.
Dude, I just watched you fall
to your death!
You're literally taking a second
chance at life right here.
That doesn't count.
did I get a second chance
when I accidentally threw my
portable cassette player away
20 years ago?
No!
And did I get a second chance
when I broke into the dump
and they caught me
and the judge made me live
in the dump as punishment?
No!
Wait, they made you live
at the dump?
For 20 years?
Well, technically,
it was just for one night,
like a "scared straight!"
thing.
But I got used to it.
Now, hand over Trampy
before I make your friend
another
trampoline-safety statistic.
[GROANING]
Rigby!
Give me your beloved bed, or
I will crush your best friend.
CAN:
Hey, Ziggy.
Can it!
Corny!
I've wanted to do that
for 20 years.
[WHISTLES]
BOTH:
Ooooh!
Ow, ooh, oh!
Ouch. Ooh!
[GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING]
Dude, corny,
you saved us.
Is there anything
we can do to repay you?
One word-- recycle.
[♪♪♪]
[SNORING]
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Speech, speech, speech!
Ahem.
Thanks for coming, guys.
As you all know,
this is a big day for me.
I've been here at the park
for a long time now.
I've spent a good chunk
of my life up in that room,
but it's time
for a change.
You don't grow
by standing still.
I've decided it's time
to say goodbye...
To Trampy.
The trampoline
that I sleep on.
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
I just had to say,
"Rigby, you're a man now.
It's time for a change."
Also, I won a sweet new bed
in the 82nd annual
"Hotdog Horf" this weekend.
What will become
of old Trampy?
I'm gonna send her off
in style.
Does anyone want
to say a few words?
Can we wrap this up?
There's lot of pipes
in the park that need snaking.
Right. Sure.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
[GRUNTING]
Whoa.
[SIGHS]
In style!
[MURMURING]
Did you--?
Did he--?
[APPLAUSE]
You ready?
As I'll ever be.
Farewell, old friend.
Ahh.
New beginnings,
right, Mordecai?
Sorry the bed's so big.
It's cool.
At least it smells better
than Trampy. Night, dude.
Goooood night.
[YAWNS]
Mm.
Hmm.
Didn't really take.
[YAWNS]
Huh.
No.
[GROANS]
[GROANING]
[MUFFLED GROANING]
Can't...get...comfortable.
Don't panic, Rigby.
It's just a new experience.
You'll get used to it.
[VOICE BREAKING]
Trampy. I made a huge mistake.
[GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING]
[SCREAMS]
Wait!
Stop!
[PANITING]
Stop!
No second chances.
[CRIES]
Trampy.
No!
[GROANS]
Dude, the garbage man
probably just didn't see you.
He saw me.
I saw him see me.
Mordecai, you got
to help me get it back.
No way.
Oh, please.
No.
Oh, please, please, please.
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, please,
please, please!
Ugh. Fine.
I'll go get the kart.
Hi, Sir. We need
to go in there
so I can get
my trampoline back.
Well, well.
Threw away
something dear to you
without thinking it through,
did you?
Yeah.
So can we go in, or...?
You'll find your trampoline
at the very tip of garbage
mountain in Ziggy's shack.
But beware!
There are many pitfalls
along the way,
and Ziggy does not take
kindly to visitors.
Find your item
and escape before sundown,
or face
grave consequences.
Why sundown?
Liability.
It's a union thing.
Fine. Just let us in.
Can we just come in?
Oh, that's not up to me.
That's a job for the gatekeeper.
[BOTH GROAN]
Through this gate
you two can go,
if the answer
to this riddle you know.
Dude, look. Let's just go
through that hole in the fence.
H-hey, hey!
Don't you do that!
Y-you're lucky
I'm trapped in this gate!
[GRUNTS] It smells like
muscle man's couch cushions.
BOTH:
Whooooa!
This is the hugest dump
I've ever seen.
Eh, I've seen bigger.
So, what do we do now?
[SIGHS]
We start walking.
[♪♪♪]
Sheesh, did our town
make all of this?
Aw, come on!
What's the matter?
[GROANS]
We're walking in circles.
How can you tell?
We've passed this stupid old
can of corn five times.
Who you calling old,
you jerk?
[GASPS]
Dude.
That can just talked.
You're darn right I did!
And I don't appreciate being
kicked around like garbage.
I mean, I literally am garbage,
but I still don't appreciate it.
Geez, sorry, man.
We're just here
to get my trampoline back.
I threw it out by accident.
Get it back?!
I don't think you guys realize
how this place works.
Ziggy ain't
gonna allow that.
Huh? Who's this Ziggy guy?
The king of the dump?
Yeah,
and he'll mess you up.
I'm gonna be straight
with you guys. This place sucks.
You should cut
your losses and go home.
No way!
Not without Trampy.
Wait.
You live here, right?
Couldn't you just
take us to Ziggy?
Me?
W-w-whoa, there.
I got, uh--
I got to go.
Good luck!
Fine! The only can we need
is our can-do attitude.
Come on, man. We're gonna find
Trampy with or without him.
[♪♪♪]
He looks mad. What are you
gonna do if he gets here?
Quiet!
Whoa!
They'll never make it past
the frozen caves.
Man, what kind of dump
has caves?
BOTH:
Whooooa!
Look at all
these broken TVs.
Broken?
We're perfectly functional,
thank you.
Yeah! Perfectly!
Blame our owners.
They left us on too long and
burned these images into us.
They they discarded us.
Sorry.
We didn't mean to disturb you.
I'm just trying to get
to Ziggy's shack.
Do you guys know
how to get there? We're lost.
Of course we know the way.
Yeah, but Ziggy'd be
real mad if we told you.
Unless you can answer
these three questions.
Ugh. Another riddle?
Fine.
Question 1--
What kind of animal--
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Whoo! Do not go in there,
everybody.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, hey, what's going on?
We're trying to get
to Ziggy's shack.
Sure. you just scoot
through the secret tunnel
in the back of the cave.
Then it's a hop,
skip, and a jump
up Garbage Mountain Road.
You can't miss it.
Ugh. You blew it, Gary!
Come on!
We've rehearsed this riddle
a million times!
Geez, grow up, you guys!
[♪♪♪]
Grr! Ugh!
Dude,
the sun's almost down.
Ah, we're so close!
The shack's right past
that gate!
Ugh!
Old spaghetti?
BOTH:
Aah!
Oof!
[GROWLS]
Aaaaah!
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
Where are we?
BOTH: Corny!
Dude, we're running
out of time.
Can you help?
Uh-- I-- I want to,
but Ziggy always says,
"no second chances."
Please.
Trampy was like family to me.
I just realized it too late.
Can't you understand?
[♪♪♪]
Family.
[SNIFFLES]
I know a shortcut.
Let's go.
Whooooa!
Look at all these trampolines.
I guess
they really were a fad.
No. No. No!
Where is it?
ZIGGY:
Looking for something?
Trampy! Give it back, Ziggy.
It's mine!
Was yours!
ALL:
No seconds chances!
Sir.
Please, hear him out!
Silence, trash!
Aah!
Corny!
You monster!
You're the trash, Ziggy!
You wouldn't be so tough
without your minions.
You really want Trampy so badly.
If you want the thing
for which you came,
you must defeat me in a game.
[FINGERS SNAP]
Rigby!
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
In order to reclaim your trash,
no missteps, or you'll be ash.
It's an easy game, Rigby.
If you cross the finish line
first, you can keep Trampy.
If you fall,
you'll relinquish it to me.
Also,
you'll be incinerated.
You're on.
[POP]
[♪♪♪]
Fall!
Aah!
What? Burn!
Whoa.
No! Aaah!
[GRUNTING]
Trampy!
I'll never leave you again,
no matter how bad my back gets.
Rigby! Dude,
we got to get out of here.
[GROANS]
Ziggy?!
You can't have it, Rigby.
No second chances.
Dude, I just watched you fall
to your death!
You're literally taking a second
chance at life right here.
That doesn't count.
did I get a second chance
when I accidentally threw my
portable cassette player away
20 years ago?
No!
And did I get a second chance
when I broke into the dump
and they caught me
and the judge made me live
in the dump as punishment?
No!
Wait, they made you live
at the dump?
For 20 years?
Well, technically,
it was just for one night,
like a "scared straight!"
thing.
But I got used to it.
Now, hand over Trampy
before I make your friend
another
trampoline-safety statistic.
[GROANING]
Rigby!
Give me your beloved bed, or
I will crush your best friend.
CAN:
Hey, Ziggy.
Can it!
Corny!
I've wanted to do that
for 20 years.
[WHISTLES]
BOTH:
Ooooh!
Ow, ooh, oh!
Ouch. Ooh!
[GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING]
Dude, corny,
you saved us.
Is there anything
we can do to repay you?
One word-- recycle.
[♪♪♪]
[SNORING]
[♪♪♪]