Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 17 - Win That Prize - full transcript
Crazy Fake Plan: Rigby has to create a massively crazy fake plan in order to surprise Eileen for the first time ever. / Win That Prize: Pops wants to go on his favorite game show "Win That Prize," but instead gets deeply involved in the television industry.
[♪♪♪]
[BARKING]
[♪♪♪]
Bad show.
All right, Pops. Why are we
wearing these goofy shirts?
Because I got us
all tickets
to go to a live taping of
Win That Prize!
Isn't that that game show
where old people
guess the price
of a bunch of junk?
Yes.
I don't know, Pops.
I've been on game shows.
They're not as much fun
as you'd think.
But you could win
wonderful prizes.
Yeah. Prizes that you have
to report on your taxes.
Sorry.
I got a lot to do.
I got a load of darks
to wash.
Well, if you've all
been on game shows,
then I guess it's my turn.
[LAUGHS]
[POPS GRUNTS]
[BODY THUDS]
[POPS LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Good morning.
I'm here for
Win That Prize.
You're early.
Taping doesn't start till 5:00.
You know what they say:
the early bird gets
the matching dinette set.
It's true,
they do say that.
I guess you could wait outside
the sound stage till 5.
Okay, head towards
the water tower
and take a left at
Carter and Briggs Lane.
Not Carter and Briggs Way.
Stay on that till you get to
the statue of RGB2.
You got that?
Got it.
Great. Next you'll want
to hang a louie
and go left, right, right,
then left again
and just around the corner
is stage 9,
where they film
Win That Prize.
Okay.
Or you could
just use this map.
Huh? Ah, well.
Go to the water tower
and then...
And then...
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
[WHIMPERS]
You're late
for your call time.
[WHIMPERS]
Ique lastima!
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
Maria!
Tu amigo tiene
un grande cabeza!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
Oh, my!
Now, what did
the guard say again?
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Roger, Roger, Roger,
Roger, Roger!
I would offer you dessert,
but it looks like
you're watching your figure!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
Where's the girl,
you clown?
I think she's back at
the birthday party.
The party
where you made this?
What's this supposed to be,
anyway?
I told you!
I don't know!
Is that a crime?
[MOCKINGLY]
"Is that a crime?"
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
Oh, I'm famished.
[SNIFFS]
Ooh.
MAN:
No, no, no.
You call this bacon?
I call it "canceled."
Put it
on the chopping block.
[BOTH CRYING]
Oh, now you're gonna cry?
Mmm.
Bacon!
Mmm, mmm.
Jolly good show.
Hold the phone. You!
Me?
You just said
this was a good show.
What do you like
about it?
Um, the bacon?
It's warm and crispy
and tastes yummy in my tummy.
[LAUGHS]
I like your positivity.
Ernie, I want nothing but
tight shots of bacon.
Everybody else, you're fired!
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Amy Blitz Powers,
Director of Development
here at the YZB.
I'm Pops.
Can you take me to
Win That Prize?
Win that what?
So, Pops, if you want the job,
you've got it.
Job?
But I just wanted to--
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
Hold that thought.
WOMAN:
Ms. Blitz Powers, your 11:00.
Send him in.
Amy, it's a disaster.
The Happy Fun Time Pals toys
aren't selling!
Huh.
Pops, what do you think?
If the show's called
Happy Fun Time Pals,
shouldn't the toys
be happy?
It's just so crazy,
it might work!
Yes!
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
WOMAN:
Amy, S&P.
Bring 'em on!
Amy.
We can't run Man Puncher.
The man, the punching.
It's too imitatable!
The show needs a new name and
premise, and we need it now!
Could you make it
about hugs?
So that he crushes
people to death.
[GASPS]
BOTH: Man Crusher!
But that's not what--
[BUZZES]
Next!
[GROANS]
[SCREAMS]
Pops, Scabby Grossman,
master makeup artist.
He's on
Zombie Walkers.
I can make anybody
look like anybody.
Okay, this has all been
very nice,
but I must be getting to
Win That Prize now.
Win That Prize
over on stage 9?
That's where
I'm going later.
You are?
Take me with you!
Amy! Smiling doll numbers
are up, up, up!
Will and Bill
love Man Crusher.
They want eight seasons,
and they want it now!
Will and Bill?
Pops,
you're my lucky charm!
Mwah!
You're not going anywhere.
[WHIMPERS]
[♪♪♪]
Can I please go on
Win That Prize now?
Well, your schedule
is really full.
Oh, wait. It looks like
we might be able to--
[LAUGHS]
Just kidding.
[CRYING]
Memo from the president,
and he wants to see you.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[WHIMPERS]
Maybe he can get me on
Win That Prize.
[MONITORS BEEPING]
Pops.
[WHEEZES]
My second-in-command.
Tell me.
How long have you
been with the company?
Today's my first day.
I remember my first day
like it was yesterday.
In fact, that's when it was.
Yesterday.
Wha--? Eh...
I was on the studio tour,
and then they gave me a job.
I keep getting promoted.
But how are you so old?
Well, working in TV
takes a lot out of you.
121 shows in development,
203 channels.
I got to watch them all.
I'm trapped here.
Me too!
All I want is to be
on Win That Prize.
I found a way out.
You have?
Shh.
[♪♪♪]
Congrats.
You're getting
another promotion.
[GROANS]
[MONITOR FLATLINES]
[CRYING]
No!
El grande cabeza!
AUDIENCE:
Hey!
Bad show. Bad show.
ANNOUNCER:
Win That Prize!
We'll be back in a moment
with an all-new episode.
[ZOMBIE GROANS]
[WHIMPERS]
Help me.
[WAILS]
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
Secretary: Pops,
Vice President Lamprey's
here to see you.
Pops, we have--
Pops?
One alligator, two alli--
Huh? Wait a minute.
This body is definitely fake!
But what kind of makeup
and prosthetics master
could have made this?
AUDIENCE:
Win! That! Prize!
Grossman.
This has his name
written all over it.
Scabby! We know
you helped Pops escape!
What are you
talking about?
We found the dummy!
Oh, right.
Yeah, Mr. Pops asked me
to make it for him.
I asked him
"What's this for?"
"For a museum," he says.
After I was done
with that,
it was time for me to go on
Win That Prize.
I dressed up like a wombat
to get Lenny Prize's attention.
You ever been on that show?
It's a blast.
Then I won
this gallon of milk.
He used that dummy
to escape.
You're fired!
Eject him
from the premises.
Huh? So long!
Spread out.
The YZB needs Pops.
I want this whole place
searched.
Leave no stone unturned.
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMING]
Hey, guy.
Who you looking for?
What are you doing here?
We fired you!
What? Ugh,
that's all I need!
First, Mr. Pops asked me
to make a dummy of himself,
then he asked me to
make him up to look like me!
"It's for a costume party,"
he says.
I didn't even have time
to go on Win That Prize.
What did you say?
I said I didn't get to go on
Win That Prize.
You okay?
We found the dummy!
"For a museum," he says.
I dressed up
like a wombat.
So long!
No.
[THINKING]
Okay, this has
all been very nice,
but I must be getting to
Win That Prize now.
[AS SCABBY]
After I was done with that,
it was time for me to go on
Win That Prize.
You ever been on that show?
It's a blast.
Pops!
Jolly good show.
Jolly good show, indeed.
[LAUGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[BARKING]
[♪♪♪]
Bad show.
All right, Pops. Why are we
wearing these goofy shirts?
Because I got us
all tickets
to go to a live taping of
Win That Prize!
Isn't that that game show
where old people
guess the price
of a bunch of junk?
Yes.
I don't know, Pops.
I've been on game shows.
They're not as much fun
as you'd think.
But you could win
wonderful prizes.
Yeah. Prizes that you have
to report on your taxes.
Sorry.
I got a lot to do.
I got a load of darks
to wash.
Well, if you've all
been on game shows,
then I guess it's my turn.
[LAUGHS]
[POPS GRUNTS]
[BODY THUDS]
[POPS LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
Good morning.
I'm here for
Win That Prize.
You're early.
Taping doesn't start till 5:00.
You know what they say:
the early bird gets
the matching dinette set.
It's true,
they do say that.
I guess you could wait outside
the sound stage till 5.
Okay, head towards
the water tower
and take a left at
Carter and Briggs Lane.
Not Carter and Briggs Way.
Stay on that till you get to
the statue of RGB2.
You got that?
Got it.
Great. Next you'll want
to hang a louie
and go left, right, right,
then left again
and just around the corner
is stage 9,
where they film
Win That Prize.
Okay.
Or you could
just use this map.
Huh? Ah, well.
Go to the water tower
and then...
And then...
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
[WHIMPERS]
You're late
for your call time.
[WHIMPERS]
Ique lastima!
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
Maria!
Tu amigo tiene
un grande cabeza!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
Oh, my!
Now, what did
the guard say again?
AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Roger, Roger, Roger,
Roger, Roger!
I would offer you dessert,
but it looks like
you're watching your figure!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
Where's the girl,
you clown?
I think she's back at
the birthday party.
The party
where you made this?
What's this supposed to be,
anyway?
I told you!
I don't know!
Is that a crime?
[MOCKINGLY]
"Is that a crime?"
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
Oh, I'm famished.
[SNIFFS]
Ooh.
MAN:
No, no, no.
You call this bacon?
I call it "canceled."
Put it
on the chopping block.
[BOTH CRYING]
Oh, now you're gonna cry?
Mmm.
Bacon!
Mmm, mmm.
Jolly good show.
Hold the phone. You!
Me?
You just said
this was a good show.
What do you like
about it?
Um, the bacon?
It's warm and crispy
and tastes yummy in my tummy.
[LAUGHS]
I like your positivity.
Ernie, I want nothing but
tight shots of bacon.
Everybody else, you're fired!
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Amy Blitz Powers,
Director of Development
here at the YZB.
I'm Pops.
Can you take me to
Win That Prize?
Win that what?
So, Pops, if you want the job,
you've got it.
Job?
But I just wanted to--
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
Hold that thought.
WOMAN:
Ms. Blitz Powers, your 11:00.
Send him in.
Amy, it's a disaster.
The Happy Fun Time Pals toys
aren't selling!
Huh.
Pops, what do you think?
If the show's called
Happy Fun Time Pals,
shouldn't the toys
be happy?
It's just so crazy,
it might work!
Yes!
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
WOMAN:
Amy, S&P.
Bring 'em on!
Amy.
We can't run Man Puncher.
The man, the punching.
It's too imitatable!
The show needs a new name and
premise, and we need it now!
Could you make it
about hugs?
So that he crushes
people to death.
[GASPS]
BOTH: Man Crusher!
But that's not what--
[BUZZES]
Next!
[GROANS]
[SCREAMS]
Pops, Scabby Grossman,
master makeup artist.
He's on
Zombie Walkers.
I can make anybody
look like anybody.
Okay, this has all been
very nice,
but I must be getting to
Win That Prize now.
Win That Prize
over on stage 9?
That's where
I'm going later.
You are?
Take me with you!
Amy! Smiling doll numbers
are up, up, up!
Will and Bill
love Man Crusher.
They want eight seasons,
and they want it now!
Will and Bill?
Pops,
you're my lucky charm!
Mwah!
You're not going anywhere.
[WHIMPERS]
[♪♪♪]
Can I please go on
Win That Prize now?
Well, your schedule
is really full.
Oh, wait. It looks like
we might be able to--
[LAUGHS]
Just kidding.
[CRYING]
Memo from the president,
and he wants to see you.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[WHIMPERS]
Maybe he can get me on
Win That Prize.
[MONITORS BEEPING]
Pops.
[WHEEZES]
My second-in-command.
Tell me.
How long have you
been with the company?
Today's my first day.
I remember my first day
like it was yesterday.
In fact, that's when it was.
Yesterday.
Wha--? Eh...
I was on the studio tour,
and then they gave me a job.
I keep getting promoted.
But how are you so old?
Well, working in TV
takes a lot out of you.
121 shows in development,
203 channels.
I got to watch them all.
I'm trapped here.
Me too!
All I want is to be
on Win That Prize.
I found a way out.
You have?
Shh.
[♪♪♪]
Congrats.
You're getting
another promotion.
[GROANS]
[MONITOR FLATLINES]
[CRYING]
No!
El grande cabeza!
AUDIENCE:
Hey!
Bad show. Bad show.
ANNOUNCER:
Win That Prize!
We'll be back in a moment
with an all-new episode.
[ZOMBIE GROANS]
[WHIMPERS]
Help me.
[WAILS]
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
Secretary: Pops,
Vice President Lamprey's
here to see you.
Pops, we have--
Pops?
One alligator, two alli--
Huh? Wait a minute.
This body is definitely fake!
But what kind of makeup
and prosthetics master
could have made this?
AUDIENCE:
Win! That! Prize!
Grossman.
This has his name
written all over it.
Scabby! We know
you helped Pops escape!
What are you
talking about?
We found the dummy!
Oh, right.
Yeah, Mr. Pops asked me
to make it for him.
I asked him
"What's this for?"
"For a museum," he says.
After I was done
with that,
it was time for me to go on
Win That Prize.
I dressed up like a wombat
to get Lenny Prize's attention.
You ever been on that show?
It's a blast.
Then I won
this gallon of milk.
He used that dummy
to escape.
You're fired!
Eject him
from the premises.
Huh? So long!
Spread out.
The YZB needs Pops.
I want this whole place
searched.
Leave no stone unturned.
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMING]
Hey, guy.
Who you looking for?
What are you doing here?
We fired you!
What? Ugh,
that's all I need!
First, Mr. Pops asked me
to make a dummy of himself,
then he asked me to
make him up to look like me!
"It's for a costume party,"
he says.
I didn't even have time
to go on Win That Prize.
What did you say?
I said I didn't get to go on
Win That Prize.
You okay?
We found the dummy!
"For a museum," he says.
I dressed up
like a wombat.
So long!
No.
[THINKING]
Okay, this has
all been very nice,
but I must be getting to
Win That Prize now.
[AS SCABBY]
After I was done with that,
it was time for me to go on
Win That Prize.
You ever been on that show?
It's a blast.
Pops!
Jolly good show.
Jolly good show, indeed.
[LAUGHS]
[♪♪♪]